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- By the looks of things, Carnation's not really doing so well.
- They lost one of their prized wings over a game of poker, they hit their head on a lamp and chipped one of their beautiful horns and they've also gambled away both their sense of smell and most of their shoes, and are now stuck with only a pair of crocs and a ridiculous pair of wedge heels that make their feet ache.
- But ofcourse no one can ever know that this 'tormented fallen angel' is really just a loser demon who sucks at poker. No. The story of how they lost their wing and chipped their horn keeps changing however, and Carnation is really a horrible liar with the worst poker face in history (unconfirmed) so it's really not that hard to figure out what really happened. No one really knows why a person so bad at hiding things would ever bother playing a game of extreme hell-poker but they did and they lost. Bigtime.
- Carnation has really hit a low on the being demonic front, especially since they, like many others, didn't really fall dramatically but more sort of vaguely saunter downwards over a long period of time by being a total slacker and constantly oversleeping, paired with a great love of sundaes. So the whole torturing people and leading the good astray and stuff doesn't really have the same allure to them as it does to many others, they mostly just laze around wherever there is a sunny spot and eat ice cream.
- But, despite being a worthless one, Carnation is still a demon and as such possesses certain demonic abilities. Like the very useful power of adjusting the ripeness of bananas at will and the fantastic gift of sometimes, in certain angles, becoming a jar of marmalade.
- They used to be able to fly too but since they gambled away a wing that's not really a thing that happens anymore.
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