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- [7:52:17 PM] Bishop: im guessing the dnd campaign went perfectly
- [8:01:19 PM] quest: we still going because we spent an hour and a half (atleast) arguing about stuff
- [8:02:54 PM] Bishop: fuck them
- [8:03:12 PM] quest: y
- [8:03:23 PM] quest: we having fun
- [8:03:44 PM] quest: could probably convince sean to let you come and we could like find u in a room in a dungeon and I could be like "my missing bard!" and save you
- [8:09:50 PM] Bishop: fuck that shit
- [8:09:55 PM] quest: ?
- [8:09:59 PM] Bishop: i likely wont deal with sean after this
- [8:16:02 PM] quest: after what
- [8:17:42 PM] Bishop: after last nights stunt
- [8:17:48 PM] quest: stunt?
- [8:18:04 PM] Bishop: worlds most selfish player gets butthurt when for once im not playing a bitch role
- [8:18:15 PM] quest: ???
- [8:18:18 PM] quest: ur honestly retarded I think
- [8:18:40 PM] Bishop: really? like you really think so?
- [8:18:43 PM] Bishop: man
- [8:18:55 PM] Bishop: i feel almost like letting you in on that secret now
- [8:20:36 PM] quest: evidence for my new hypothesis hey
- [8:20:46 PM] Bishop: and what is that?
- [8:20:59 PM] Bishop: you cause so much shit, i dont care how pissed you get
- [8:21:09 PM] Bishop: mindy did not leave you because of berry
- [8:21:25 PM] Bishop: mindy left you because i introduced her to sarah, her username got leaked to me, and i told her everything
- [8:21:29 PM] Bishop: i made sure, she knew
- [8:21:31 PM] Bishop: EVERYTHING
- [8:21:35 PM] quest: hahahahaha
- [8:21:38 PM] quest: that's honestly hilarious
- [8:21:44 PM] quest: I mean if it's even true
- [8:21:48 PM] quest: it's funny either way
- [8:21:52 PM] quest: how did you get it lol?
- [8:21:57 PM] Bishop: and introduced her to sarah as a way to comfirm
- [8:22:04 PM] quest: confirm what
- [8:22:12 PM] Bishop: someone that dislikes you helped me out
- [8:22:17 PM] Bishop: gave me her info, fakku waifu
- [8:22:20 PM] quest: LOL
- [8:22:28 PM] quest: why did you do that
- [8:22:33 PM] Bishop: because you deserve it
- [8:22:39 PM] quest: LOL
- [8:23:06 PM] quest: "quest ur finally acting nice I think we can be friends again" >once I'm not acting as polite "OH I knew this was coming so I did some evil mischievous shit haha!"
- [8:23:07 PM] Bishop: did you know she told me, you never made it clear you are autistic?
- [8:23:09 PM] quest: ur an idiot
- [8:23:14 PM] quest: who
- [8:23:17 PM] Bishop: mindy
- [8:23:30 PM] quest: ok?
- [8:23:45 PM] Bishop: she knows how much of a liar you are now
- [8:23:54 PM] quest: I told her I was autistic lmfao
- [8:24:19 PM] Bishop: i made sure to let her know every truth you likely did not tell her, including linking her to your ex, all the events involved with your ex
- [8:24:20 PM] Bishop: and more
- [8:24:27 PM] Bishop: pretty funny right?
- [8:24:28 PM] quest: hhahahahha
- [8:24:31 PM] quest: yeah its fucking hilarious
- [8:24:35 PM] Bishop: i mean its fucking halarious
- [8:25:00 PM] Bishop: i forwarned her about your attempts to win her back
- [8:25:05 PM] Bishop: who you got the advice from
- [8:25:09 PM] Bishop: what you were going to try to do
- [8:25:14 PM] quest: l o l
- [8:25:40 PM] quest: why you do it in the first place after being nice to me and stuff? saying I was cool again?
- [8:25:59 PM] Bishop: because of you trying to start shit, the random shit talking
- [8:26:01 PM] Bishop: you get the idea
- [8:26:24 PM] Bishop: its clear you are the same "KQ" as you have ever been and so i made sure she knew what that was
- [8:26:28 PM] quest: lmfao you tried to wreck my relationship because I made jokes about you hacking in dirty bomb that's honestly one of the stupidest things I've ever seen anyone do
- [8:26:42 PM] Bishop: tried?
- [8:26:51 PM] Bishop: nigga succeeded, and the best part is
- [8:26:59 PM] Bishop: everything i told her was ALL true!
- [8:27:08 PM] Bishop: i did not have to lie to her
- [8:27:10 PM] Bishop: or bullshit her
- [8:27:27 PM] Bishop: i just gave her a glimpse of who YOU are as a person
- [8:27:56 PM] quest: no it isn't ur batshit fucking crazy lmfao
- [8:28:11 PM] Bishop: nah, just vindictive
- [8:28:25 PM] Bishop: you got wrecked quest, im off to play some ss13
- [8:28:32 PM] quest: it's not true shit lmfao
- [8:28:39 PM] quest: if anyone believes your account of my life they are braindead
- [8:28:54 PM] Bishop: mine?
- [8:28:57 PM] Bishop: you mean sarahs as well
- [8:29:11 PM] Bishop: see the thing is, sarah can recount it just as well
- [8:29:22 PM] Bishop: there is a reason i linked mindy to sarah and encouraged her to talk to sarah
- [8:30:57 PM] Bishop: you have been a cock to so many people, its super easy for me to just link her to people and say "go verify"
- [8:31:15 PM] quest: go verify what? that someone claims to know me, and know stuff about me?
- [8:31:24 PM] Bishop: quest you are your actions
- [8:31:30 PM] Bishop: and you have no changed a bit
- [8:31:35 PM] Bishop: you are the same scumfuck you have always been
- [8:31:47 PM] Bishop: and man was it nice to take you down a peg
- [8:31:58 PM] quest: lol?
- [8:32:00 PM] quest: take me down a peg?
- [8:32:12 PM] Bishop: im sure you will find some other girl, and then she will get leaked and the cycle with forever repeat
- [8:32:15 PM] Bishop: will
- [8:32:20 PM] quest: lol
- [8:33:39 PM] quest: what did you link her to Sarah on? facebook?
- [8:33:51 PM] Bishop: well hey
- [8:33:53 PM] Bishop: go ask her
- [8:33:59 PM] quest: ask who
- [8:33:59 PM] Bishop: shes got you unblocked right
- [8:34:14 PM] Bishop: just go talk to mindy, try to refute the truths of the shit you have done
- [8:34:15 PM] quest: I don't need to ask her retard im asking you
- [8:34:20 PM] quest: who unblocked me?
- [8:34:33 PM] Bishop: mindy blocked you last i checked, which was not today
- [8:37:27 PM] Bishop: but
- [8:37:30 PM] Bishop: more than anything
- [8:37:36 PM] Bishop: you want to know the absolute, best part
- [8:37:41 PM] Bishop: of this ENTIRE thing is?
- [8:37:50 PM] Bishop: i literally never lied to mindy about you
- [8:37:55 PM] quest: lmfao sure
- [8:38:04 PM] Bishop: i only told her truths, pure information as to what you did
- [8:38:13 PM] Bishop: and basically said "yeah, judge for yourself"
- [8:38:15 PM] quest: I'm sure you certainly see it that way retard
- [8:38:37 PM] Bishop: calling me the retard when you are the one that got destroyed.
- [8:38:50 PM] quest: lmfao
- [8:38:51 PM] Bishop: you genuinely deserve it you little sociopath
- [8:38:54 PM] quest: why you talking about it like that
- [8:39:02 PM] quest: "destroyed" u really pwned me man
- [8:39:47 PM] Bishop: pretend to write it off all you want, you are being defensive, a "it does not bother me"
- [8:39:56 PM] Bishop: but we all saw how you acted over the thing
- [8:39:58 PM] quest: how else am I supposed to react
- [8:40:21 PM] quest: yeah when I was confused about it
- [8:40:36 PM] quest: now I know exactly what happened, would worrying about it help?
- [8:40:39 PM] quest: would being hurt help?
- [8:40:41 PM] Bishop: you were, and are still, desperate to get her back
- [8:40:45 PM] Bishop: and shes lost to you
- [8:40:49 PM] quest: mineaswell just see the comedic side \(._.)/
- [8:41:03 PM] quest: ur batshit crazy, im not giving up I really like her and want to treat her right.
- [8:41:17 PM] Bishop: treat her right enough to cheat on her right?
- [8:41:21 PM] Bishop: thats the bst part
- [8:41:32 PM] Bishop: you can lie to yourself man, but you cant lie to everyone else, you dont change
- [8:42:50 PM] quest: I actually still don't even believe you
- [8:43:02 PM] Bishop: then dont
- [8:43:20 PM] quest: I'd be dumb to believe you without evidence right? I've seen you make stupid lies when angry.
- [8:43:22 PM] Bishop: what you believe does not dictate reality
- [8:43:35 PM] quest: I feel like I could say the same to you most of the time LMFAO
- [8:43:48 PM] Bishop: how do i pull up chat logs while someone is offline
- [8:43:54 PM] quest: on what?
- [8:43:56 PM] quest: league?
- [8:43:56 PM] Bishop: ill take a screenshot
- [8:44:01 PM] quest: mobile app
- [8:44:08 PM] quest: or already having chat open sadly
- [8:44:10 PM] quest: league sux
- [8:44:12 PM] Bishop: i dont have the mobile app
- [8:44:21 PM] quest: take screens when she is online again
- [8:44:24 PM] Bishop: then ill worry about it when shes online, she likely at work
- [8:44:26 PM] quest: I wanna see it all sounds funny
- [8:46:25 PM] quest: bruh ur a tootsie roll fruit cup
- [8:46:33 PM] Bishop: sure bud
- [8:55:00 PM] quest: is Alex the one that gave you her IGN than?
- [8:55:21 PM] Bishop: you figure it out fruitcake
- [8:55:26 PM] Bishop: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- [8:55:44 PM] Bishop: and when you do find them, tell him i said hi
- [8:58:23 PM] Bishop: but hey
- [8:58:32 PM] Bishop: at least now you can add berry back, right
- [8:58:38 PM] quest: no
- [8:58:56 PM] Bishop: its like i scored double this time, thanks quest, gj
- [8:59:12 PM] quest: do you honestly think I'm still 100% the same piece of shit I was?
- [8:59:17 PM] Bishop: absolutely
- [8:59:18 PM] quest: when I said I would never talk to Berry again I meant it.
- [8:59:20 PM] Bishop: in fact
- [8:59:26 PM] Bishop: i think you have got worse
- [8:59:31 PM] quest: I love Mindy shithead
- [8:59:50 PM] quest: you think I'm even worse than I was back when I was with Sarah?
- [8:59:58 PM] Bishop: absolutely
- [9:00:00 PM] Bishop: yeah quest
- [9:00:07 PM] Bishop: you love her enough that you would fuck around on her
- [9:00:09 PM] quest: literally everyone else who knows me now who knew me than thinks the exact opposite
- [9:00:09 PM] Bishop: wew lad
- [9:04:32 PM] quest: like I mentioned in passing I was autistic one time she probably though it was a joke
- [9:04:57 PM] Bishop: whoa man dont you think you should be focusing on dnd
- [9:05:03 PM] quest: I didn't want to make it like super obvious or shove it in her face because I didn't plan on using it as an excuse, and I didn't think it would affect me to bad
- [9:05:06 PM] quest: session ended like 20min ago
- [9:05:09 PM] Bishop: you sure are wasting a lot of time spewing bullshit
- [9:05:16 PM] quest: er 10
- [9:08:50 PM] Bishop: do you remember that time
- [9:08:55 PM] Bishop: that just because you were mad at me
- [9:09:06 PM] Bishop: you tried to destroy my relationship, and it failed terribly?
- [9:09:12 PM] Bishop: paybacks a bitch, right?
- [9:09:17 PM] quest: ur an idiot
- [9:09:24 PM] quest: that's not even what to do
- [9:09:34 PM] quest: what I tried to do*
- [9:09:37 PM] Bishop: sure you did
- [9:09:40 PM] Bishop: you even admitted
- [9:09:43 PM] quest: I even told people before doing it what my intentions were
- [9:09:45 PM] Bishop: you tried to get her to break up with me
- [9:09:53 PM] Bishop: you told no one
- [9:09:55 PM] quest: I regret it to
- [9:09:59 PM] Bishop: you
- [9:10:07 PM] Bishop: YOU actively said you tried to get her to break up with me
- [9:10:15 PM] Bishop: under the guise of "a concerned third party"
- [9:10:57 PM] quest: yeah it was a stupid vindictive thing to do because I was mad at you and handling it in an immature way, my emotions clouded my judgement and I thought I was "doing the right thing" by telling her "the truth" about you
- [9:11:17 PM] quest: when in reality every word was a half lie and I was doing something really stupid
- [9:11:22 PM] Bishop: man, and how did that work out for you?
- [9:11:28 PM] Bishop: enjoy that taste of karma?
- [9:11:43 PM] quest: im the sociopath as you bathe in your schadenfreude?
- [9:12:02 PM] Bishop: like are we enjoying the outcome yet?
- [9:12:50 PM] quest: me? not so much.
- [9:13:22 PM] Bishop: are you sure man?
- [9:13:30 PM] Bishop: you dont have a comeback for this? some shit talking to do?
- [9:13:40 PM] quest: do you know the difference between karma and revenge?
- [9:13:41 PM] Bishop: come on, compare me to sean, try to start another fight
- [9:13:54 PM] Bishop: talk some shit about something i do in video games
- [9:13:55 PM] quest: compare you to sean?
- [9:14:05 PM] quest: hahahhaha
- [9:14:05 PM] Bishop: run your mouth some more
- [9:14:10 PM] quest: talk some shit about something i do in video gameslmfao
- [9:14:17 PM] Bishop: thats what you do right
- [9:14:29 PM] Bishop: you always have some smart comment
- [9:14:32 PM] Bishop: lets start hearing them
- [9:15:05 PM] quest: smart comment? this whole situation is fucking retarded
- [9:15:17 PM] Bishop: but you like to talk shit?
- [9:15:21 PM] Bishop: and try to start fights
- [9:15:22 PM] quest: you touching yourself bathing in how much you've pwned me?
- [9:15:24 PM] Bishop: and cause problems
- [9:15:32 PM] Bishop: touching myself so hard, clearly
- [9:15:34 PM] quest: "wow I really got him xD!!!"
- [9:15:49 PM] quest: honestly I think this is more degrading to you than to me
- [9:16:45 PM] Bishop: im not the dude living with his parents who just lost his online girlfriend because she got told about the shit you legit do
- [9:17:19 PM] quest: 17 living with my parents, and stuff I MIGHT have done in the past.
- [9:17:34 PM] Bishop: you proved you still do it
- [9:17:44 PM] quest: lol? you went to her before that though.
- [9:17:45 PM] quest: retard
- [9:17:50 PM] Bishop: you called a girl ugly, called her a skank, but cheated on your girlfriend with her
- [9:17:52 PM] Bishop: i mean
- [9:17:54 PM] quest: and I made one mistake I certainly won't be making again
- [9:17:57 PM] quest: didn't call her a skank
- [9:18:01 PM] Bishop: you say im the retard, but what does that make you
- [9:18:17 PM] quest: if you don't think we'd both fail an IQ test this month you are blind
- [9:18:49 PM] quest: I knew what I did was a mistake the second I did it, ur doing retard stuff for pleasure.
- [9:19:06 PM] Bishop: its not retarded, its vindictive, like i said
- [9:19:28 PM] quest: I thought it was karma? Revenge is literally a brainless ideal
- [9:20:04 PM] quest: It holds no meaning, it has no thought or logic to it.
- [9:20:30 PM] quest: you have a pretty textbook example of a confirmation bias too
- [9:21:04 PM] Bishop: and the bst part about all of this
- [9:21:10 PM] Bishop: i did some good at the same time
- [9:21:20 PM] quest: how many times is there gonna be a "bst part"
- [9:21:20 PM] Bishop: i helped make sure mindy, would know the truth
- [9:21:25 PM] Bishop: and not be abused by you
- [9:21:28 PM] quest: that's like the 3rd "bst part"
- [9:21:51 PM] Bishop: so many best parts i dont even know which one i like more
- [9:22:21 PM] quest: you think you are gonna orgasm soon dude? You seem to be deriving a lot of pleasure.
- [9:22:48 PM] Bishop: almost as good as a blunt
- [9:26:19 PM] quest: so why'd you do it before knowing I broke Mindy's faith?
- [9:26:49 PM] Bishop: i mean that sweetened the deal
- [9:26:56 PM] Bishop: feel bad for mindy though
- [9:29:02 PM] quest: does she know you got her IGN from Alex?
- [9:29:54 PM] Bishop: did i get it from alex?
- [9:29:57 PM] Bishop: are you so sure of that?
- [9:30:03 PM] quest: who else would you get it from
- [9:30:16 PM] quest: no one else dislikes me and has her IGN
- [9:30:24 PM] Bishop: if thats what you think
- [9:30:56 PM] quest: does Jordan secretly hate me
- [9:33:44 PM] Bishop: you figure it out master manipulator
- [9:34:26 PM] quest: I'm a "master manipulator" and you sent me messages this whole time wishing me luck getting her back, saying you believed in me and shit?
- [9:35:36 PM] quest: ey u could even link me your messages to sarah from like a week ago saying "this girl gonna add you blah blah blah" that would be good evidence
- [9:36:52 PM] Bishop: i dont claim or pretend to manipulate people, and i only showed mendy the truth, things you actually did
- [9:37:46 PM] quest: your version of it that is
- [9:37:51 PM] quest: with no defense from me
- [9:38:04 PM] quest: bro tbh if this was a court I wouldn't even have to give my side of the story I could just quote stupid shit you've said
- [9:38:15 PM] quest: yes
- also kanye is a prime example as to why niggers need to be exterminated
- [9:42:37 PM] Bishop: but the thing is
- [9:42:43 PM] Bishop: mia knows im racist as fuck against blacks
- [9:42:44 PM] quest: ur still not done?
- [9:42:55 PM] Bishop: and i dont pretend to be a pure or good person to mindy
- [9:43:15 PM] quest: hey so how do I figure out who gave you her IGN?
- [9:43:26 PM] quest: do I get some clues? maybe a riddle?
- [9:48:56 PM] Bishop: well
- [9:49:02 PM] Bishop: if i gave you a hint it would be too easy
- [9:49:25 PM] quest: you think I'm smart? that's nice <3
- [9:50:27 PM] Bishop: no no no
- [9:50:32 PM] Bishop: there is only one hint i cna think of
- [9:50:38 PM] Bishop: and it would make it SUPER fucking obvious
- [9:50:47 PM] quest: "ravioli ravioli give me the formuli"
- [9:51:02 PM] quest: well is it someone whom I know hates me?
- [9:51:09 PM] Bishop: yes
- [9:51:13 PM] Bishop: well
- [9:51:14 PM] Bishop: maybe
- [9:51:23 PM] quest: than they'd probably want to come clean in tandem for le epic revengez xDdddd
- [9:52:35 PM] Bishop: no
- [9:52:45 PM] quest: did they tell you they don't want to step forward?
- [9:52:46 PM] Bishop: well
- [9:52:48 PM] Bishop: not exactly
- [9:52:50 PM] Bishop: no
- [9:53:04 PM] quest: how long you gonna have to spend before you pull a name out of your ass retard?
- [9:53:21 PM] quest: it really take you this long to make someone up?
- [9:53:43 PM] Bishop: well
- [9:53:47 PM] Bishop: you know them very intimately
- [9:54:11 PM] Bishop: you think im telling a lie about all of this
- [9:54:14 PM] Bishop: thats the funny part
- [9:54:16 PM] quest: I don't know anyone very intimately
- [9:55:07 PM] quest: list of people who know Mindy's username who know you, and me:
- Alex
- Jordan
- maybe Tech
- [9:55:39 PM] quest: that should make it pretty easy to make up who did it
- [9:58:30 PM] quest: if it's technique or alex they would want me to know for TEH LULZ
- [9:58:39 PM] quest: and I doubt it is Jordan
- [9:59:36 PM] Bishop: i guess i can give you a tiny hint
- [9:59:44 PM] Bishop: its someone you would never suspect
- [9:59:58 PM] Bishop: you are not as clever as you think
- [10:00:42 PM] quest: this is a fun game hey?
- [10:00:59 PM] quest: was it Norah?
- [10:01:55 PM] quest: no it wasn't because you don't even fucking know Norah
- [10:02:20 PM] quest: you are not as clever as you thinkI can't be less than 0 clever
- [10:02:38 PM] quest: cleverit's spelled clevar retard
- [10:04:00 PM] Bishop: says the guy who just lost his girl
- [10:04:32 PM] quest: I'm pretty sure mano el mano I would have not lost her, but I could have said the same of Alex I guess.
- [10:08:08 PM] Bishop: why would i go for her? shes overweight, low self esteem and barren
- [10:08:25 PM] Bishop: quest mano el mano i would not have lowered my standards that far to compete
- [10:15:05 PM] Bishop: wanna play some coop?
- [10:15:10 PM] quest: ?
- [10:15:14 PM] quest: you get some hacks?
- [10:15:22 PM] Bishop: not right now
- [10:15:24 PM] Bishop: some other game
- [10:15:59 PM] *** Call from Bishop ***
- [10:34:45 PM] *** Call ended, duration 18:34 ***
- [10:34:51 PM] Bishop: oops
- [10:34:59 PM] Bishop: tossed my controller down
- [10:35:14 PM] quest: I hope you die in your sleep
- [10:35:23 PM] quest: im blocking you now fucking retard
- [10:35:27 PM] Bishop: hahahahhaha
- [10:35:32 PM] *** quest blocked Bishop ***
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