Merry fuggin christmas

 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)13:48:12 No.12829643▶>>12829650
A group of Salamanders that worship a great warrior in a red and white uniform abduct you from their home and take you to their lava filled village as an offering.
What do you do?


 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)13:56:00 No.12829650▶>>12829657
>>12829643
Become said great warrior by defeating all the salamanders


 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)13:58:57 No.12829657▶>>12829666
>>12829650 (You)
They obviously worship Santa, though.


 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)14:00:54 No.12829666▶>>12829672
>>12829657
I AM SANTA


 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)14:02:40 No.12829672▶>>12829678 >>12829679
>>12829666 (You)
But are you THEIR Santa? In their eyes he's a badass warrior who gives toys to those who preforms acts of kindness and goodwill, and beheads those who are naughty. He flies through the sky with a flaming sled pulled by Reindeer girls and one Wurm.


 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)14:04:13 No.12829679▶>>12829691
>>12829672
I am prepared to accept this responsibility and also the reindeer harem



 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)14:08:24 No.12829691▶>>12829705 >>12829707 >>12829760
>>12829679 (You)
>Reindeer harem
>"Ara, treat us well~"
>"Don't get the wrong idea!"
>"I'm hungry..."
>"You and your young, virile body can keep up with us, right?"
>"Ufufu, you're not bad looking."
>"I wish I had breasts..."
>"......"
>"E is for Eggnog."


Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)14:13:45 No.12829707▶>>12829716 >>12829720
>>12829691
I want to help a flat reindeer girl with her self-esteem by running her through workouts that enhance the ass.


 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)14:17:19 No.12829720▶>>12829730
>>12829707 (You)
Just give her Hathor's milk. Its the cure for flat chests and curveless women everywhere.


 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)14:20:54 No.12829730▶>>12829742 >>12829747
>>12829720
>It gets lost during digestion and goes straight to her hips and butt


 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)14:23:37 No.12829742▶>>12829747 >>12829751 >>12829791
>>12829730 (You)
>She's now got lewd hips, thighs, and ass
>Still flatter than a cutting board


Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)14:30:59 No.12829760▶>>12829766 >>12829770 >>12829790 >>12829824 >>12829827
>>12829691
so let's make a SOL out of this. We have 8 reindeer to file-
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.

Vixen is obviously "Ara ara", very soft and curvy
Blitzen will be our sporty, less cury, tomboyish character
Donner will be our doofus jokester
Cupid is obviously the "You and your young, virile body can keep up with us, right?" popular girl who's good at singing. And archery.
Prancer a flirty.
Comet is moderately athletic, somewhat shy and wishes she had breasts bigger than a-cup
Dancer is cupid's brah, good at dancing (duh) and popular
Dasher is shy as hell, and very quiet.


 Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)16:39:05 No.12830200▶>>12830212 >>12830213
>>12830192
Alt.

>It's Christmas Eve
>You go to sleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night hearing noises
>Go Downstairs and see someone eating the cookies you left out
>You turn on the light
>A harem of 8 reindeer girls and a wurm knocks you out and transports you to the north pole to be their new master.

Anonymous  12/24/14(Wed)16:42:51 No.12830212▶
>>12830200 (You)
I like how there is just a Wurm around. Like she went looking for santa and actually found him. Decided to stay and help spread holiday cheer.