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- > Anon tries to waifu Twilight
- > There is a test.
- > A high end mathematics and science test
- > Fails hard, but Twilight takes pity.
- > "You can be my student!"
- > You glimpse unholy enthusiasm in those perfect eyes.
- > Years pass, and you slowly progress in your studies.
- > You still have that failed test.
- > You have read it so many times, you could recite the questions from memory.
- > You spend most of your day in the treebrary.
- > Things she would do to keep you going, oh so platonic.
- > A kind word here
- > A whispered correction in your ear
- > Rubbing your shoulders in between tests.
- > The day finally comes.
- > "I have taught you all you need to know. Pass the test, Anonymous."
- > You stare at the paper in front of you.
- > It is an old friend, a hated enemy, and an ancient prophecy.
- > Words that once meant nothing are now keys to understanding.
- > Your quill shakes as you write your work, your answers, your devotion.
- > It feels like sacrilege, it feels like sex, it is holy prostitution.
- > The quill is broken, the ink well barren, your hand cramped.
- > You are done.
- > You set your magnum opus before her, reverently, in awe of what you have become, and the one who sculpted you from the basest of clays.
- > As her eyes caress your writings, a change comes over her.
- > Her cheeks bloom in delicate rose.
- > Her eyes widen, drawing in your essence.
- > Pages later, she is shaking.
- > When the last answer passes before her eyes, she shudders, and you hear her juices splatter on the floor.
- > She meets your eyes and says,
- > "Yes, a thousand times yes!"
- > You are wed in the holiest of spaces, the Canterlot Royal Library.
- > Wedding night is spent on a pile of books, reading, reciting, couplets and coupling.
- > She has sought long for one to share her lofty heights.
- > You had thought you had loved her, but until you shared her lover you had not.
- > Together, you have bedded knowledge, and tasted of its sweetness.
- > In so doing, you have become one, and it is glorious.
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