Darkie Pt. 3: Fusion

7:52
Yoshipea
(Volt) <( ._. )
(Volt) <(Wait. The Pokemon! Where... Dang it.)
(Volt) *Steps outside, and sees the person he mentioned*
In this case:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://zelda.gamepedia.com/Midna&ved=2ahUKEwiGxc6yj__lAhWjdd8KHUD0DR8QFjAgegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw0CIVjVmYLYMAbAlR_3Tafx
That link should let you know. Just not sure if someone already owns her.
(Volt) <(not again...) *Closes the front door, and goes out the back door instead*
*Later*
(Megapork) *Sings 21 guns as he cooks himself an omelette*
Well, he does eat eggs.
Welcome to the core of all our madness! Welcome, welcome, welcome!
7:57
Yoshipea
Hold on a bit.
Gallibon.
7:57
Gallibon the Destroyer
Yeah?
I am here
7:58
Yoshipea
Does anyone own Midna?
7:59
Gallibon the Destroyer
*shrug*
Also
Megapork is here now?
Guess now is my cue...
8:00
Yoshipea
Okay. Midna may gain a major role similar to how she is in Twilight Princess.
8:00
Gallibon the Destroyer
*Something then rams against Megapork...*
(NIGEL) <(DIE FIEND!)
8:00
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(OW!)
8:00
Gallibon the Destroyer
*Don't worry he's not all I got, lol*
(NIGEL) <(I SHALL SMITE THEE!)
(NIGEL) <(AND TURN YOU INTO BACON!)
8:00
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(What the heck?)
8:01
Gallibon the Destroyer
(NIGEL) <(SO BEGONE! I GOT PAPER AND CRAYONS AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!) *holds out crayons and paper*
(NIGEL) <(....They can give you papercuts!)
8:01
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(Blasts his riot cannon at NIGEL)
8:01
Gallibon the Destroyer
(NIGEL) *blows up, dies* <(DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!)
8:02
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(Wait. Did I seriously just say that?)
XD
8:02
Gallibon the Destroyer
*Then another being flies in....*
(Waspinator) <(Wazzzzpinator has detected something funky going on hereeee---what huh?)
8:03
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(What in the heck is going on?)
8:03
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Waspinator) <(Wazzzpinator waz going to azk the zame thing to you.)
8:03
Yoshipea
(Megapork) *Blasts Waspinator*
(Megapork) <(I really need to get a reality check today.)
8:04
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Waspinator) *is blown up* <(DAAAAAAGH!)
8:05
Yoshipea
(Lightie) *laughs as Megapork faces his somewhat unusual demise*
(Megapork) <(What are they? Ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future?)
8:05
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Waspinator) *heads falls down on the rest of the body* <(Wait---aren't you on my side?)
8:06
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(I'm not Megatron! I AM MEGAPORK!)
8:06
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Waspinator) <(Eh, not like Waspinator haven't been shot by comrades before.....)
8:06
Yoshipea
*Megapork oinks*
8:07
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Waspinator) <(Maybe Wazpinator can hire you a job?)
8:07
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(Well, ok. Who in the heck just sent that... Thing at me?)
(Megapork) <(It said it had crayons and paper.)
8:07
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Waspinator) <(The yellow robot? I have no idea. He scares the birds away, that's it.)
(Waspinator) <(NOW FIX MEEEEEEE.)
(Bisk) *walks in* <(Perhaps I can help with that.) *claws clamping*
(Waspinator) <(....actually Wazpinator can fix self!)
(Bisk) <(So whose the new guy?)
(Waspinator) <(His name is "Megapork", apparently.)
8:09
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(I WILL NOT BE DENIED!)
8:09
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Bisk) <(I see. Oh hey, at least it's better than no new 'Cons again.)
8:10
Yoshipea
(Darkie) <(...I've been good though...)
8:11
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Bisk) <(Anyways, your about the third new guy we got as of late, the LAST new guys are over there.) *points*
8:12
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(Oh boy.)
8:12
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Duh'Ball) <(Quiet you all! I'm trying to come up with new plans to takeover the world!)
(D'uhnut) <(Duhhhhhhhhhhhh....)
8:13
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(I was trying to fuse those two brats in the canisters though.) *Points at the containers containing Darkie and Lightie*
(Darkie) *Stares at bisk*
8:13
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Bisk) <(Their not very bright or combat-ready, but they are....)
(Bisk) <(Ummm....what was the third thing they were again?)
8:14
Yoshipea
(Lightie) <(Very useless. XD )
8:14
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Waspinator) <(WAZPINATOR IS FINISHED!) *completes self*
*He's haphazardly and clumisly rebuilt*
(Waspinator) <(NOW THEN---MEGAPORK---WHAT IS YOUR FIRST PLAN OF ACTION!?)
8:15
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(Well. I press this button) *Megapork presses the big red button, fusing Darkie and Lightie into a completely different Pokemon*
8:16
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Bisk) <(What the----)
8:16
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(Yup. I just fused them.)
8:17
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Bisk) <(Okay then...)
8:18
Yoshipea
*A figure then appears in the central chamber. A humanoid figure with three tails, and mostly features from Darkie and Lightie*
(Megapork) * ._. * <(I did not expect it to look like that though...)
(???) <(ugh... What happened to me? Why do I feel weird? And... Why do I feel powerful?)
(Megapork) <(...Ok then... Maybe I shoulda tried that out before you guys came here...)
8:20
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Duh'Ball) <(An exquisite plan! Glad I thought of it!)
(D'uhnut) <(Huh?)
8:21
Yoshipea
(Megapork) *He looks at the figure, cringed, and looks at Duh'Ball*
(Megapork) <(So, what's the plan?) *His voice sounds more like Megatron's when he said it*
And before you ask.
8:22
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Bisk) <(Any plan that sounds the smartest, really.)
(Bisk) <(It's so far just the four of us been trying to come up with a big plan to do.)
8:22
StrongestPotato
(someone walks in)
8:22
Yoshipea
He's based off of War of Cybertron's Megatron, combined with a pig.
8:22
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Bisk) <(So far, we've been trying to find the other Decepticons and regroup back with them.)
8:22
StrongestPotato
(???) <(perhaps I could be of asistance)
8:23
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Bisk) <(But alas, no luck so far.)
8:23
StrongestPotato
(it's a sharklike Cybertronian, accompanied by a squid)
8:23
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Bisk) <(So it's just been----*turns and looks* <(Who goes there?)
8:23
Yoshipea
(Megapork) *looks at the cybertronian* <(A shark?)
8:23
StrongestPotato
(???) <(Cybershark, local bounty hunter, and this is my wingman Claw-Jaw)
8:23
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Duh'Ball) <(Who goes there!?)
8:24
StrongestPotato
(Claw-Jaw) <(Silence!)
8:25
Yoshipea
(???) *Looks at Megapork, gets angered, and starts pounding on the container*
8:25
StrongestPotato
(Cybershark) <(We are coming in and lending our service, you useless hunks of scrap should be thankful)
<(we are looking for money, nothing personal
8:25
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Waspinaotr) <(Ahhhh. I bid your welcome.)
*Bisk and Waspinator bow*
8:25
Yoshipea
(Megapork) *Gives Cybershark a gold bar*
8:25
StrongestPotato
(Cybershark) <(Thank you)
<(what do you want us to do?)
(Claw Jaw) <(maybe kill someone? make a historical theft? we got time)
8:26
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(Well, all we want you to do is...)
8:26
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Duh'Ball) *gives out a big chunk of Energon*
(Duh'Ball) <(Here ya go.)
(Bisk) <(You know, I feel like were forgetting someone...)
*A beer truck then crashes in, then transforms*
8:27
Yoshipea
(???) *Breaks out of the canister, and throws a chair at Megapork*
8:27
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Drunkatron) <(HEY YOU GUYS FORGOT ME!)
Yes, he is real
(Bisk) <(Oh right, how could I forget you.)
8:27
Yoshipea
(Megapork) *Is hit in the head* <(DAAAAAAGH! MY HEAD!)
8:28
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Drunkatron) *totally oblivious to (???) * <(Hey take it outside, will ya? Oh wait...we are outside.)
8:28
Yoshipea
(???) *Starts speaking in a serious tone* <(Why did you do this to me?)
8:28
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Bisk) <(Oh shit---ummm....Cybershark, Claw-Jaw, mind we take this elsewhere?)
8:28
StrongestPotato
(Cybershark) <(oh bother...we'll have to call our employer and his goons, it would seem)
(Claw Jaw) <(...you don't mean?)
(Cybershark) <(we'll need Steeljaw and Co.
8:29
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Waspinator) *fires energy blasts at (???) *
8:29
Yerminator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY is it bad that i like this song
8:29
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Drunkatron) *shoots out streams of beer all around, not hitting anyone actually though*
8:29
Yoshipea
(???) *Gets hit, but quickly recovers*
(???) *Creates a shockwave*
8:29
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Drunkatron) <(TODAY....IS A GOOD DAY....TO DIE---no, it's time for another swig of that *hic*
(Bisk) *to Cybershark* <(We're not usually like this I swear.)
8:30
Yoshipea
(Megapork) *Aims his cannon at ???, just to fly like a bird*
8:30
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Duh'Ball) and (D'uhnut) *run for cover* <(Retreat!)
8:32
Yoshipea
(???) <(Ok... Darkie? Where are you?)
(???) <(Darkie?) *Realizes that she's fused with her*
(???) <(...oh my god...)
(???) <(WHY AM I FUSED WITH...)
(???) <(ok... No need to panic... All I need to do is find a way to get me... Err... Me and DARKIE unfused as fast as possible.)
*Meanwhile*
(Volt) <(Well, This doesn't feel right.)
*Volt sees Megapork fly in the air*
Mandolore Shepard has just entered the core of all our madness!
8:35
Yoshipea
(Volt) <(Oh my god... Why is that pig flying? And... Why does he look like Megatron?)
8:35
Gallibon the Destroyer
o/
8:35
Yoshipea
O/
8:36
Mandolore Shepard
Since my laptop went to sleep, I have not seen the paste for the RP
8:36
StrongestPotato
I see
8:36
Yoshipea
Gallibon, I think someone may need to come at Volt.
8:37
Gallibon the Destroyer
I got just the guy
8:37
Yoshipea
(Volt) *Walks towards the area where Megapork came from*
8:37
Gallibon the Destroyer
*A police car pulls in*
*And then transforms*
8:37
Yoshipea
(Volt) <(Oh crap)
8:37
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Prowl) <(Did you see a flying pig fly by chance?)
Krazar77 has just entered the core of all our madness!
8:37
Yoshipea
(Volt) <(Yes actually. He flew from that mountain!)
(Megapork) *Lands next to Prowl* <(Ugh... That hurt...)
8:38
Gallibon the Destroyer
o/
(Prowl) <(I'm arresting this one alright....)
8:39
Yoshipea
(Megapork) <(HEY! I JUST HAD TO DO SOME SCIENCE! NO HARM DONE!)
(Volt) <(Funny. Reminds me of Megatron.)
(Volt) <(Just... Smellier.)
8:40
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Prowl) <(Yeah, not taking any chances.) *gets out cuffs*
(Prowl) <(I'll take it from here, you step aside.) *to Volt*
8:40
Yoshipea
(Megapork) *Squeals in horror*
(Megapork) <(Why did I not scream that time?)
Fish6 has just entered the core of all our madness!
8:41
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Prowl) <(I'm been picking up more criminal Decepticon activity here....gonna be a crap night I can tell.)
o/
8:41
Fish6
howdy
8:41
Gallibon the Destroyer
Hi Fish
Haven't seen you in a while
8:41
Yoshipea
(???) <(So, looks like a pig got arrested. Heh, you're not as dumb as you look.)
8:41
Fish6
yeah i've been focused on other stuff lately
8:42
Yoshipea
O/
8:42
Gallibon the Destroyer
I see.
8:42
Yoshipea
(Volt) <(Wait... Who's behind me?)
8:43
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Prowl) *scans another and finds out another one of the 'Cons is Drunkatron* <(....DAMMIT! Him again!)
8:43
Yoshipea
*Midna is simply there, floating behind Volt*
(Volt) <(Ok, Drunkatron? What is he, a drunk robot?)
8:44
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Prowl) <(Yeeeeeeeeeeep.)
(Prowl) <(Anyways---I'm off to cover the rest. Call me if you need me for anything else.) *transforms and drives off, police sirens going on*
8:44
Yoshipea
(Midna) <(Well, doesn't seem like I saw that before. Pfft, not like I care.)
(Volt) <(Ok then!)
(Midna) *Looks at Volt, then slaps him* Why did you just...
(Volt) <(Ow... What? He looked friendly.)
(Volt) <(Besides. You're always being a downer, as I've seen in that game I played.)
(Midna) <(Guess you aren't stupid after all.)
(Volt) <(Mama Mia...) *Looks at the mountain* <(Well, I really need to get to that area ontop of that mountain, and FAST!)
*Volt then runs to the mountain and climbs it, while Midna just flies up there*
(Midna) <(You having fun down there?)
(Volt) <(I liked the Pokemon better.)
Gallibon. Now would be the time for another baddie
8:50
Gallibon the Destroyer
My dang PC buttons keeps making me miss the chat and won't let me talk, guuurgh
8:50
Yoshipea
Oof
(Volt) <(Wait... I have wings! Man, why do I forget them that much?) *Flies to the top of the mountain, beating Midna*
(Volt) <(Ok, now who screamed he...) *Sees the fusion from before* *Scream builds up*
(???) *Scream builds up as she sees Volt*
(Midna) <(Oh crap.) *plugs ears*
*Volt and the fusion scream*
(Midna) *Yelling* <(Can you two just shut your mouths before any unwanted guests arrive?)
8:56
Mandolore Shepard
hmmm
8:56
Yoshipea
(Volt) *Slams his mouth shut*
StrongestPotato couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
8:57
Yoshipea
(???) *Takes a deep breath, and stops screaming*
(Volt) <(ok... The good thing is... We attracted nothing...)
(Volt) <(Say, what's your name anyway?)
8:58
Gallibon the Destroyer
*A loud rumbling sound can then be heard underground...*
8:58
Yoshipea
(???) <(Wait a sec. You don't remember me?)
8:58
Gallibon the Destroyer
*What is followed with the sounds of something munching metal down below*
(Underbite) *bursts out, roars*
(Underbite) <(RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!)
8:59
Yoshipea
(Volt) <(OH MY GOD!)
(???) <(OH MY GOD! Man, Darkie would've hated this too...)
9:00
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Underbite) *looks for metal to munch on, turns and glares at them*
9:00
Yoshipea
(Volt) <(Then that means You're Lightie then. Wait, then where's...)
9:00
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Underbite) <(OUT OF MY WAY!) *charges like a speeding bulldozer*
9:00
Yoshipea
(Volt) <(Oh crap.)
*Volt grabs Fused Lightie and starts flying away*
(Volt) <(Ok. How do we defeat that thing? We really need to get Darkie back!)
9:02
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Underbite) *charges past, then snaps*
9:02
Yoshipea
(Fused Lightie) <(I'll do something here...) *Starts launching shadowballs and light orbs at Underbite*
9:03
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Underbite) *roars, is hit my the orbs, then snaps again, attempts to eat them*
9:03
Yoshipea
(Volt) <(Ok... I think we need a lot of lightning...)
*Volt flies away, just to realize Fused Lightie can still levitate*
(Fused Lightie) <(Ok, just... GET A STORMCLOUD!)
(Volt) <(I can't get a stormcloud...)
(Volt) <(But I can absorb it's lightning!) *Flies into the closest stormcloud, and then dives down at Underbite while he's fully charged*
(Volt) <(KAMEKAZEEEEEEE!)
9:06
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Underbite) *charges at fast speeds, collides with the attack*
*Cause a giant explosion of lightning and metal*
(Underbite) *is sent flying back, hits against a wall hard*
9:07
Yoshipea
(Volt) *is lying on the ground*
*Volt gets back up, and looks at Underbite*
9:07
Yerminator
i wish i could go on discord
9:08
Yoshipea
(Volt) <(Ok... That... That was tough.)
9:08
Yerminator
my dad blocks it on the network
9:08
Yoshipea
OOF
9:08
Gallibon the Destroyer
damn
9:08
Yerminator
he also blocks google hangouts and scp-wiki.net
9:09
Yoshipea
Ouch
9:09
Gallibon the Destroyer
(Underbite) <(No food here.) *burrows aways, for now...*
Dang
9:09
Yerminator
i suspect him of being paranoid
9:09
Yoshipea
*Volt and Fused Lightie enter the lab from before*
(Volt) <(So I just press this red button?)
(Fused Lightie) <(Yup!)
*Volt struggles at first, but he then presses the red button, Unfusing Lightie and Darkie*
(Lightie) <(Ok... It's over now?)
(Darkie) <(What... What happened?)
(Volt) <(Darkie. You and Lightie were fused. Lightie. It's over now.)
*When Volt lets the Pokemon free, both Darkie and Lightie hug each other*
(Volt) <(Awwww)
(Midna) <(Pfft... That's just... Just... Ok, I CAN'T RESIST!) *Midna just hugs Volt for absolutely no reason*
9:14
Gallibon the Destroyer
Dawww
9:14
Yoshipea
(Volt) <(I see you saw my heroic act. What? Did Link make you turn over a new leaf?)
(Midna) <(Uhhh...) *Lets go of Volt* <(No. Not really. I... I really think we need to go home now )
(Volt) <(Just a little longer?)
9:15
Mandolore Shepard
Course later I will need to see the paste of the RP I was in since it was FrogMask's debut
9:15
Gallibon the Destroyer
lol
Alright
I got it
9:15
Yoshipea
(Midna) *groans* <(Fine...)
9:15
Gallibon the Destroyer
https://pastebin.com/E36u84Gs
9:15
Yoshipea
*To be continued*
9:16
Gallibon the Destroyer
It's still called just "Pino" as it's the same RP, just continued. @Mandolore
Also nice
Went from funny hijinks to stuff in the lab
9:16
Yoshipea
Thanks.
9:16
Gallibon the Destroyer
I guess we can call Megapork and the gang...
The Cringe Team? lol
DRUNKATRON
9:16
Yoshipea
XD
9:17
Gallibon the Destroyer
.....it's been three years since I last used him
Glad to have him back
Oh no wait, just two