Jarrel Tree

You are Jarrel Tree, a patient living in Chicago. You have a hospital bracelet
 and a pack of bandages. You wake up in an old rundown hospital with no memory
 of how you got there. You take a look around the room and see that it is very
 much like your own. There is a bed, a desk, a chair, a lamp... everything except
 for the doctor who is nowhere to be found
> censor off
> go to the devil

You decide to check out the nearest devil, because you can't think of anyone
 else to turn to. You walk into the nearest church and ask for help. The priest
 looks at you as if he expects you to just die right now
> headbutt priest

You do exactly what the priest says, but instead of dying, you get hit by a bolt
 of lightning. You feel like you're going to explode from the pain, but then
 you realize that this isn't the time to worry about such things
> consume holy water but vomit it back up

This is definitely not good. You start vomiting up blood and holy water, and
 even though you don't want to, you still manage to do so. You also experience
 an intense headache and dizziness
> go to hell

The next day, you find yourself in a strange town called Hell. It's populated
 with demons who are all trying to kill you. You run around screaming until one
 of them grabs your arm and drags you over to a nearby graveyard where they begin
 throwing bones at you
> "Please take me to satan! I wish to talk to him"

 and they laugh and tell you to be quiet, but you continue to scream and throw
 more bones at them. They finally give up and let you pass. You try to make your
 way through the streets, but you can't see anything. Suddenly, you hear some
 noise behind you
> "Satan, is that you?"

 and suddenly, you see a man dressed in black standing there. He has long hair
 and wears a hooded cloak. He walks towards you and throws a bone at you, which
 hits you in the face. You fall backwards, hitting your head on the pavement
> throw bone back at him

You grab the bone and throw it back at Satan. Unfortunately, it doesn't work.
 You look down at your hand and see that you've broken your nose. You attempt
 to stand up, but you collapse again. You're in no condition to move
> milk satan

You're feeling very tired, so you decide to sleep it off. You lie down on the
 ground and close your eyes. When you wake up, you're lying on the floor. You
 look down and see that you're naked. You look up and see that you're surrounded
 by flames
> "huh so this is what hell is like?"

 and then you notice that you're covered in ash. You look around and see that
 you're surrounded by fire. You gasp and cover your mouth. You look around and
 see that you're surrounded by fire. You gasp and cover your mouth
> go to satan

You quickly run over to the nearest devil and put your hands on his shoulders.
 You pull him into the air and kiss him passionately. He kisses you back and
 you both fall to the ground. You look up and see that you're surrounded by flames.
 You gasp and cover your mouth
> feel immense regret for kissing the nearest devil

You feel remorseful for kissing the nearest devil. You run away from the devil
 and the flames. You look around and see that you're surrounded by flames. You
 gasp and cover your mouth
> escape hell

You escape hell and you come across a large castle. You enter the castle and
 immediately you see a woman sitting in a chair. She smiles at you and tells
 you to sit down. You do so and she begins to stroke your hair
> "I was in hell"

 and she laughs. She tells you that you should stop being sad and happy. She
 tells you that you should embrace life and live it to its fullest. She tells
 you that you should enjoy every moment of it