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  1. Nazarick Myth
  2.  
  3. Demiurge: Thank you for granting me a portion of your precious time, Ainz-sama.
  4.  
  5. Ainz: That's not a problem.
  6. Ainz:Making time for the finest intellect of Nazarick my time will always be meaningful.
  7. Ainz: Now then, what do you want to discuss with me?
  8.  
  9. Demiurge: Actually, I had an idea concerning world domination.
  10.  
  11. Ainz: Oh?
  12.  
  13. Demiurge: Humans are creatures who rely on faith in their gods as a pillar to prop up their spirits.
  14.  
  15. Demiurge: Therefore, by creating a myth that deifies Nazarick and yourself,
  16. Demiurge: And then disseminating it,
  17. Demiurge: It will make rulership easy for the next 50 to 100 years.
  18.  
  19. Ainz: I see, so you wish to invent a new mythology, then.
  20. Ainz: Using the faith of humanity is truly a devilish course of action,
  21. Ainz: Demiurge.
  22.  
  23. Demiurge: You flatter me.
  24.  
  25. Ainz: Still, faith in the Four Gods and the Six Gods is already deeply rooted in this world.
  26. Ainz: Will it be so easy to encourage belief in a new mythos?
  27. Ainz: What do you think, Sebas?
  28.  
  29. Sebas: Creating instant belief should be very difficult.
  30. Sebas: But the Six Great Gods which the Slaine Theocracy worships
  31. Sebas: Apparently descended upon this world 600 years ago, according to what I have heard.
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  33. Cocytus: After. Such. A. Long. Time. Faith. And. Worship. Would. Naturally. Take. Root.
  34. Cocytus: Is. That. What. You. Mean?
  35.  
  36. Shalltear: And unlike the Six Great Gods
  37. Shalltear: Ainz-sama will continue to reign throughout this time
  38. Shalltear: Naturally, he will feel much more real.
  39.  
  40. Sebas: Humans are very utilitarian. Compared to a god they cannot see
  41. Sebas: Ainz-sama - who can manifest his power in reality - will be better able to gain their worship.
  42.  
  43. Ainz: Hm. That might be the case.
  44. Ainz: So, what kind of myths do you have in mind?
  45.  
  46. Albedo: Actually, everyone has come here today after coming up with various myths of their own.
  47.  
  48. Cocytus: May. We. Prevail. Upon. You. To. Select. A. Myth. That. Is. Worthy. Of. The. Supreme. One?
  49.  
  50. Ainz: A-ah, I see, I understand.
  51. Ainz: Then let me hear them.
  52. Ainz: (So they're really going to do this? Man, I feel uneasy...)
  53. Ainz: (Everyone thinks too highly of me...)
  54. Ainz: (If they just throw weird hurdles in my path)
  55. Ainz: (It feels like my stomach cramps are going to get worse than before...)
  56. Ainz: (Granted, I don't have a stomach.)
  57.  
  58. Shalltear: It's only natural that the myth which most accurately depicts the beauty of Ainz-sama
  59. Shalltear: Should be mine.
  60.  
  61. Aura: Oho? I wonder about that~
  62. Aura: The myth Mare and I came up with is a literary tour de force, you know.
  63. Aura: Right, Mare?
  64.  
  65. Mare: We worked hard to come up with it after reading the books in the library.
  66.  
  67. Albedo: This too is a test of my love for Ainz-sama.
  68. Albedo: And I have no intention of losing to anyone.
  69.  
  70. Ainz: (This is all really unsettling, but since everyone worked so hard to come up with their myths)
  71. Ainz: (I'll need to carefully listen to them... hm.)
  72. Ainz: I understand. Then take turns to tell me.
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  79. Sebas: Then, I shall begin.
  80.  
  81. Ainz: Mm.
  82. Ainz: (Sebas has common sense and he understands the people of this world.
  83. Ainz: (He probably won't come up with anything weird.)
  84.  
  85. Sebas: In the beginning...
  86. Sebas: The 41 Supreme Beings of Ainz Ooal Gown created this world
  87. Sebas: And everyone lived peaceful lives, bathed in their mercy.
  88. Sebas: Eventually, the Supreme Beings decided that the world no longer needed their help
  89. Sebas: And so they left.
  90. Sebas: However, humans are creatures of good and evil and strength and weakness
  91. Sebas: Without the leadership of the Supreme Beings
  92. Sebas: They were overcome by their desires and fought for rulership over the world.
  93. Sebas: And this has resulted in the state of the world as it is now.
  94. Sebas: The Supreme Beings beheld the world which they had released with their own hands
  95. Sebas: And sighed in sorrow as they saw how it was falling into ruin.
  96. Sebas: And then, He who was the leader of the Supreme Beings
  97. Sebas: Took upon himself the name of Ainz Ooal Gown
  98. Sebas: And once more returned to this land.
  99.  
  100. Ainz: (He came up with a pretty serious myth...)
  101. Ainz: (Still, if that's all...)
  102.  
  103. Sebas: And so, in order to set this world right, Ainz-sama has returned
  104. Sebas: And has thrown himself into righteous battle!
  105.  
  106. Ainz: (The tension got ramped up all of a sudden!)
  107.  
  108. Sebas: In order to defeat the villains who walk the world and save the weak who cry out in suffering
  109. Sebas: He fights without respite, in the name of mercy and justice!
  110.  
  111. Villain 1 (Totally Not Shalltear): "Ehehehe, did you think you could get away!?"
  112.  
  113. Villain 2 (Totally Not Albedo): "Just give up!"
  114.  
  115. Hapless Victim (Totally Not Mare): "Ohhh noes who will save meeee~"
  116.  
  117. Ainz-sama(?): "STOP RIGHT THERE VILLAINOUS SCUM!!"
  118.  
  119. Bystander 1 (Totally Not Aura): "Ahhh! And who are you!?"
  120.  
  121. "Ainz-sama(?)": "You may address me as -- AINZ OOAL GOWN!"
  122.  
  123. Bystander 2 (Totally Not Cocytus): "Wha-wha-what!? To. Think! It. Was. A. Supreme. Being!?"
  124.  
  125. Villain 3 (Totally Not Demiurge): "The Supreme Beings have departed this land!"
  126. Villain 3 (Totally Not Demiurge): "He must be an impostor, trying to steal the name for himself!"
  127. Villain 3 (Totally Not Demiurge): "Come~ give me your best shot!"
  128.  
  129. Ainz-sama(?): "To kidnap a child is a devilish act indeed!"
  130. Ainz-sama(?): "Never shall it be forgiven!"
  131. Ainz-sama(?): "Now vanish before the might of my magic! Like so!"
  132.  
  133. Bystander 3 (Totally not Sebas): "Guwaaaarrrgh~ That extraordinary power! That pure and noble soul!"
  134. Bystander 3 (Totally not Sebas): "Behold! Truly he is the manifestation of Justice itself!"
  135. Bystander 3 (Totally not Sebas): "The true king who will save this world of chaos!"
  136. Bystander 3 (Totally not Sebas): "It is HE! And none other!"
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  143. Sebas: *cough cough wheeze*...And that is all. Thank you for hearing me out.
  144.  
  145. Mare: That was... really forceful, Sebas-san.
  146.  
  147. Sebas: To my shame... I had no choice but to get serious.
  148.  
  149. Ainz: Ah... speaking of which, there were quite a few lines in the middle of that
  150. Ainz: And I think I even heard my voice too... what was that all about?
  151.  
  152. Demiurge: We rehearsed this beforehand.
  153. Demiurge: A simple narration seemed somewhat lacking in immediacy.
  154.  
  155. Albedo: Ainz-sama's lines were supplied by Pandora's Actor.
  156. Albedo: And then recorded by magic.
  157.  
  158. Aura: He totally felt like a friend of justice!
  159.  
  160. Ainz: (Justice? Ah, that's right, Sebas' creator, Touch Me-san)
  161. Ainz: (Always got super fired-up whenever it came to hero stories.)
  162. Ainz: (Did Sebas hear about those from him as well?)
  163.  
  164. Cocytus: Even. Non-warriors. Will. Admire. One. Who. Is. Strong. It. Is. The. Fundamental. Nature. Of. All. Lifeforms.
  165. Cocytus: Emphasizing. Ainz-sama's. Strength. Is. A. Good. Idea.
  166.  
  167. Albedo: It is especially true in an age like this with frequent wars and ravaging monsters.
  168.  
  169. Ainz: But saying that I, one of the undead, am righteous lacks persuasive power, don't you think?
  170.  
  171. Demiurge: In addition, championing justice excessively
  172. Demiurge: Will place many limitations on our future operations.
  173.  
  174. Sebas: Demiurge.
  175. Sebas: Would that not be solved if you could simply refrain from indulging excessively in your hobbies?
  176.  
  177. Demiurge: I find that quite upsetting.
  178. Demiurge: I merely said so for the sake of Ainz-sama and Nazarick's future actions.
  179. Demiurge: The various human experiments I have undertaken were also for that reason.
  180. Demiurge: Granted, it is not as though I did not enjoy them...
  181. Demiurge: But my top priority was the benefits they could provide..
  182.  
  183. Albedo: In any case, from Nazarick's perspective
  184. Albedo: It would be better if this myth contained elements which could accommodate demons or the undead.
  185.  
  186. Shalltear: How about my myth, then?
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  193. Shalltear: In the past, there was no concept of life and death in the world
  194. Shalltear: All living creatures enjoyed eternal life. However...
  195.  
  196. Aura: I say...
  197. Aura: Could you not speak like that?
  198.  
  199. Shalltear: ...Huh?
  200.  
  201. Aura: I've been thinking about it ever since we started rehearsing
  202. Aura: But it doesn't feel atmospheric at all.
  203.  
  204. Albedo: Indeed. Tone it down when you're narrating.
  205.  
  206. Shalltear: Hmph. Fine, I got it.
  207.  
  208. Shalltear: In the past, there was no concept of life and death in the world
  209. Shalltear: All living creatures enjoyed eternal life. However...
  210. Shalltear: However, eternal life was not as convenient as one might imagine.
  211. Shalltear: Aging, hunger, sickness and injury
  212. Shalltear: THey had to bear all that suffering and more.
  213.  
  214. Aura: Ohh! It really feels like a myth now!
  215.  
  216. Shalltear: And the one who felt sorrow for this world and stepped forth was
  217. Shalltear: Ainz Ooal Gown-sama.
  218. Shalltear: Ainz-sama brought the concept of death to the world
  219. Shalltear: In order to free the people from a lifetime of pain and misery
  220. Shalltear: He opened the gate to the sweet afterlife
  221.  
  222. Miserable Person 1 (Totally Not Albedo): "Ahh... My body's so cold... it's so hard to breathe..."
  223.  
  224. Miserable Person 2 (Totally Not Aura): "Uwaaahhh... Albedo... how did things end up like this!"
  225.  
  226. Miserable Person 3 (Totally Not Mare): "P-please pull yourself together! Albedo-san~"
  227.  
  228. Miserable Person 4 (Totally Not Sebas): "Ohh... At last, I can't move any longer..."
  229.  
  230. Miserable Person 5 (Totally Not Cocytus): "Oh. What. A. Cold. Yet. Peaceful. Smile."
  231.  
  232. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "That is what they call Death."
  233.  
  234. Miserable Person 6: "Ah... this majestic and saintly person... could it be!"
  235.  
  236. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "I am the Lord of the Undead who rules over life and death..."
  237. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "Ainz Ooal Gown."
  238. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "Life and death are nothing more than states of being to me."
  239. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "And life is simply an incomplete state where one must taste their fill of needless suffering."
  240.  
  241. Shalltear: And then, after creating the concept of Death,
  242. Shalltear: Ainz-sama went on to create the concept of Undeath -- and created the undead.
  243.  
  244. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "Be free of your meaningless misery, and enjoy eternal bliss."
  245. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "You are a completed being - an undying being."
  246. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "One of the undead."
  247. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "Only when all lives join the ranks of the undead"
  248. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "Will they begin to have value."
  249.  
  250. Shalltear: Ainz-sama turned world-renowned beauties and heroes into undead creatures, one after the other
  251. Shalltear: And thus forged a true paradise.
  252. Shalltear: The undead rejoiced, for they were free of the misery of life
  253. Shalltear: And they each pledged their loyalty to Ainz-sama.
  254. Shalltear: And so, Ainz-sama -- known as the Lord of the Undead -- came to have
  255. Shalltear: A beautiful Vampire Princess by his side.
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  261.  
  262. Albedo: Hold it!
  263.  
  264. Shalltear: Ara~ Albedo, is there something that bothers you?
  265.  
  266. Albedo: That last part didn't show up in the rehearsal!
  267.  
  268. Shalltear: Hmph. That was simply the result of seeking ever-greater quality.
  269. Shalltear: A story needs a heroine, after all.
  270. Shalltear: Ah, then we'll just go with this.
  271. Shalltear: Albedo, the first to die
  272. Shalltear: Became the minion of the princess and was ordered around -
  273.  
  274. Albedo: It seems you're tired of living, aren't you?
  275.  
  276. Aura: Come on, enough of that, honestly-
  277.  
  278. Cocytus: I. Have. Been. Thinking. This. Ever. Since. The. Rehearsal.
  279. Cocytus: But. This. Seems. To. Promote. An. Undead. Supremacist. Angle. Too. Strongly.
  280.  
  281. Ainz: (In other words, Shalltear simply let her fetishes run wild.)
  282.  
  283. Shalltear: When you become undead, you don't need to eat or drink.
  284. Shalltear: You won't get sick and you won't die because you reach the end of your lifespan!
  285. Shalltear: This way, the people - who fear war and hunger - will embrace this
  286. Shalltear: Ah~ What a wonderful undead life~
  287.  
  288. Aura: Life?
  289.  
  290. Mare: Still, if you want to become undead...
  291.  
  292. Aura: You still have to die once.
  293. Aura: I'm sure there's a lot of people who wouldn't want that.
  294.  
  295. Sebas: Claiming that the afterlife is better than the present one is a type of doomsday theory.
  296. Sebas: While I believe it will attract fanatical supporters
  297. Sebas: It will probably be difficult for it to gain broad acceptance among the masses.
  298.  
  299. Shalltear: But the undead are so cool and they've got so many advantages...
  300.  
  301. Ainz: While proclaiming the virtues of being undead is a good idea
  302. Ainz: I would still like to bring humans and demons under my wing while they are still alive.
  303.  
  304. Demiurge: They cannot multiply if they are dead, after all.
  305.  
  306. Albedo: How could such a plan pass muster?
  307. Albedo: Ainz-sama, please listen to my myth.
  308.  
  309. Aura: come to think of it, I don't recall Albedo presenting a myth during our rehearsal.
  310.  
  311. Albedo: I couldn't make it in time back then.
  312. Albedo: But after spending a great deal of effort working on it
  313. Albedo: I'm satisfied with the results I’ve achieved.
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  320. Albedo: That land was abandoned by the gods.
  321. Albedo: Its people engaged in shameless and unsightly struggles with each other for wealth,
  322. Albedo: Single-mindedly building up hatred and resentment.
  323. Albedo: Countless nations were born and destroyed, over and over again.
  324. Albedo: It was as though the very world itself sought destruction.
  325.  
  326. Mare: Ah~ It sounds really atmospheric...
  327.  
  328. Ainz: (It sounds less like a myth and more like a PV for a new game...)
  329.  
  330. Albedo: The fragile shards of hope were washed away and obliterated by the tides of despair.
  331. Albedo: And in this world, that was sprinting headlong down the road to annihilation
  332. Albedo: Was one who still has not abandoned the wish known as "love"
  333. Albedo: A girl who continued offering her prayers to the gods.
  334. Albedo: And her name was - Albedo.
  335.  
  336. Ainz: Eh?
  337.  
  338. Shalltear: Hahhh?
  339.  
  340. Albedo: The horses neighed and savage shouts rang out
  341. Albedo: Lewd smiles crossed the face of sword-wielding humans
  342. Albedo: As they chased the fleeing girl.
  343. Albedo: The girl prayed as she ran.
  344. Albedo: She ran on - fearlessly, desperately, with all her might
  345. Albedo: And then, just as the bloodstained sword was about to fall
  346. Albedo: A miracle happened.
  347.  
  348. Ainz-sama (Totally Not PA): "Are you alright?"
  349.  
  350. Albedo: The brave and handsome Ainz Ooal Gown-sama rescued the girl.
  351.  
  352. The Brave And Handsome Ainz Ooal Gown-sama (Totally Not PA): "This world is filthy beyond redemption."
  353. The Brave And Handsome Ainz Ooal Gown-sama (Totally Not PA): "I did not expect that it would hold someone as pure as you."
  354.  
  355. Albedo: Ainz-sama took the girl by the hand, and stepped into the sky.
  356.  
  357. The Brave And Handsome Ainz Ooal Gown-sama (Totally Not PA): "Behold. The land is corrupt. There is no saving it."
  358. The Brave And Handsome Ainz Ooal Gown-sama (Totally Not PA): "Therefore, a new world is needed."
  359. The Brave And Handsome Ainz Ooal Gown-sama (Totally Not PA): "In that new world, I would have you as my bride, Albedo."
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  361. Albedo: Ainz-sama then bade the stars fall from the night sky
  362. Albedo: Thus cleansing the impure earth.
  363. Albedo: After that, the two of them returned to the land, and at long last, they became man and wife.
  364. Albedo: That is how the world was made.
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  370.  
  371. Shalltear: Hold it right there bitch!
  372.  
  373. Aura: What the hell kind of ego stroke was that!?
  374.  
  375. Albedo: Well, as Shalltear was saying, stories need heroines.
  376. Albedo: That being the case, would it not make sense for me, the Guardian Overseer, to take the stage?
  377.  
  378. Shalltear: Khhhh... how thick-skinned can one person be!?
  379.  
  380. Cocytus: Truly. She. Is. The. Guardian. With. The. Greatest. Defensive. Strength.
  381.  
  382. Mare: That doesn't seem quite right, does it?
  383.  
  384. Ainz: Well, regardless of whether or not Albedo should show up in that myth...
  385. Ainz: The fact is that in that myth, the world has already been destroyed.
  386.  
  387. Sebas: Indeed. If it does not contain any elements which appeal to humanity
  388. Sebas: Then it will probably be very difficult for it to gain any traction.
  389.  
  390. Albedo: How about this, then?
  391. Albedo: After that, the two of them worked very hard and had a whole bunch of kids
  392. Albedo: And those children became mankind.
  393.  
  394. Shalltear: KSHAAAAAHHHHHH!
  395.  
  396. Cocytus: Indeed. It. Is. Quite. Appealing. However...
  397. Cocytus: That. Would. Mean. That. All. Of. Humanity. Bears. Ainz-sama's. Bloodline.
  398.  
  399. Albedo: Hm. That is quite unpleasant. As I thought, we should skip that after all.
  400.  
  401. Ainz: (It would be quite vexing for humans to be told they have bony blood flowing in their veins, right?)
  402.  
  403. Demiurge: Good grief. The objective of this gathering was not to showcase our personal wishes.
  404.  
  405. Cocytus: Demiurge. Is. Correct.
  406. Cocytus: Then. I. Shall. Speak. Of. My. Myth. Next.
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  413. Cocytus: There. Was. Once. A. Boy. In. A. Certain. Small. Town.
  414. Cocytus: The. Lad. Was. A. Lone. Wanderer.
  415. Cocytus: But. He. Was. Straightforward. Hardworking. And. Brave. And. He. Was. Loved. By. All.
  416. Cocytus: He. Possessed. A. Mysterious. Power.
  417. Cocytus: The. Ability. To. Perceive. What. Others. Could. Not.
  418. Cocytus: Guided. By. This. Power. He. Encountered. Many. Travails.
  419.  
  420. Lone Wanderer (Totally Not Mare): "Er, er, these incidents were the doing of monsters..."
  421. Lone Wanderer (Totally Not Mare): "I'm very clear on that I need to do something about it!"
  422.  
  423. Cocytus: A  Violent. Monster. Set. Its. Sights. Upon. A. Town.
  424.  
  425. Violent Monster (Totally Not Aura): "Awoooo!"
  426.  
  427. Cocytus: A. Cruel. Witch. Kidnapped. Hu-humans.
  428.  
  429. Cruel Witch (Totally Not Shalltear): "They were delicious."
  430.  
  431. Cocytus: A. Demon. Laid. Its. Fearsome. Schemes.
  432.  
  433. Demon (Totally Not Demiurge): "Greetings~ I am~ the mastermind~ behind everything~"
  434.  
  435. Cocytus: He. Steadfastly. Faced. All. These. Disasters.
  436. Cocytus: And. With. His. Courage. And. His. Mysterious. Power. He. Attained. Victory.
  437.  
  438. Lone Wanderer (Totally Not Mare): "E-eiiiii!"
  439.  
  440. Violent Monster (Totally Not Aura): "Noooo~"
  441.  
  442. Cruel Witch (Totally Not Shalltear): "Guwaaargh~"
  443.  
  444. Demon (Totally Not Demiurge): "I lose~!"
  445.  
  446. Lone Wanderer (Totally Not Mare): "I, I won!"
  447.  
  448. Cocytus: Af-after. The. Number. Of. Challenges. He. Had. Overcome. Reached. 100
  449. Cocytus: He. Was. Hailed. As. The. Hero. Of. 100. Trials.
  450.  
  451. Civilian 1 (Totally Not Sebas): You could well be someone who could conquer the world.
  452. Civilian 2 (Totally Not Albedo): Everyone will obey you.
  453.  
  454. Cocytus: E-Eventually. A. Sorcerer. Appeared. Before. The. Lad.
  455.  
  456. Hero of 100 Trials (Totally Not Mare): "Ah, who are you?"
  457.  
  458. Sorcerer (Totally Not Pandora's Actor): Well done. My name is Ainz Ooal Gown.
  459. Sorcerer (Totally Not Pandora's Actor): I am your father.
  460.  
  461. Hero of 100 Trials (Totally Not Mare): "Ah! Father!"
  462.  
  463. God (Totally Not Pandora's Actor): "I despaired over humanity's foolishness"
  464. God (Totally Not Pandora's Actor): "And so I sent you out to be a hero that would guide them."
  465. God (Totally Not Pandora's Actor): "You have done very well. The world is at peace now."
  466.  
  467. Cocytus: And. So. The. Hero. Who. Led. The. Masses.
  468. Cocytus: E-eventually. Vanished. Under. Unknown. Circumstances.
  469. Cocytus: Because. He. Knew. His. Mission. Was. Complete.
  470. Cocytus: But. If. The. World. Falls. Into. Chaos. Once. More. And. If. Mankind. Loses. Its. Way. SoughtOughtForward.
  471. Cocytus: The. Blessing. Of. Ainz. Ooal. Gown-sama. Will. Once. More. Descend. Upon. The. World.
  472.  
  473.  
  474.  
  475.  
  476. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
  477.  
  478. Cocytus: And. That. Is. All. Do. You. Like. It. Ainz-sama?
  479.  
  480. *emotion override*
  481.  
  482. Ainz: Mm. It was very good, Cocytus.
  483. Ainz: Is that what they call a monomyth?
  484. Ainz: A story about a protagonist with a special bloodline who overcomes difficulty
  485. Ainz: Ought to be quite popular with the masses.
  486.  
  487. Cocytus: Thank. You. Very. Much.
  488.  
  489. Ainz: (Well, it's probably because of the actors)
  490. Ainz: (But it sounded less like a myth than one of those kids' stories you'd see at a school arts festival.)
  491.  
  492. Mare: I'm sure it'll be a hit among the kids!
  493.  
  494. Aura: You do like that sort of thing after all.
  495. Aura: Like The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and so on.
  496.  
  497. Demiurge: Perfecting and letting the bards spread an adventure story
  498. Demiurge: Seems like a good way to get the word out.
  499.  
  500. Albedo: In that case, it would seem having an heir would be essential.
  501.  
  502. Shalltear: It would be more convincing that way.
  503.  
  504. Ainz: Urk, well, while that might be the case...
  505. Ainz: That role, uh, can be filled by some actor instead.
  506. Ainz: Making a baby skeleton and whatnot
  507.  
  508. Albedo and Shalltear: Ufufufufufu~
  509.  
  510. Shalltear: But~ a~ real~ child~
  511.  
  512. Albedo: Would be more convincing~
  513.  
  514. Albedo and Shalltear: Ufufufufufu!
  515.  
  516. Ainz: H-hold it, don't come at me together, you two, you're too close!
  517. Ainz: Demiurge! You're next! Hurry up and recite your myth!
  518.  
  519. Demiurge: Understood, Ainz-sama.
  520. Demiurge: Then I shall unveil my myth.
  521.  
  522. ***
  523.  
  524. Demiurge: Once, the world was ruled by a mighty army of demons.
  525. Demiurge: It was a sight that could only be described as "hellish".
  526. Demiurge: Mankind was made into slaves and tormented
  527. Demiurge: Becoming the sacrifices for the demons' cruel ways.
  528. Demiurge: Some were subjected to harsh human experimentation over and over again
  529. Demiurge: Some who were skinned alive
  530. Demiurge: Some who were forced to eat the corpses of their fellows
  531. Demiurge: Some were devoured from the inside by fearsome insects
  532.  
  533. Mare: That level of detail seems a bit excessive...
  534.  
  535. Aura: You might as well say that all of it actually happened.
  536.  
  537. Demiurge: As the world was shrouded in despair
  538. Demiurge: Its savior - Ainz Ooal Gown-sama - appeared.
  539. Demiurge: Ainz-sama challenged the demonic hordes to battle
  540. Demiurge: And with his boundless intelligence he finally drove them back.
  541.  
  542. (Totally Not Sebas): "Thank you very much, Ainz-sama, the world has been saved!"
  543.  
  544. (Totally Not Albedo): "You are truly the great one who is suited to ruling this world!"
  545. (Totally Not Albedo): "I beg you to lead us!"
  546.  
  547. (Totally Not PA): "Unfortunately, I cannot."
  548. (Totally Not PA): "There are other things that I must do."
  549.  
  550. (Totally Not SHalltear): "How could that be!? Please remain here to save us!"
  551.  
  552. (Totally Not Aura): "We beg for your mercy! Please grant us your mercy!"
  553.  
  554. (Totally Not PA): "Heed me, mankind!"
  555. (Totally Not PA): "The demonic army has not been completely destroyed."
  556. (Totally Not PA): "Someday, they will be reborn with greater might than before!"
  557. (Totally Not PA): "In order to deal with them next time, I too, must become stronger than I am now."
  558.  
  559. (Totally Not Cocytus): "What. Did. You. Say? You Mean. You. Will. Become. Stronger. Than. You. Are. Now?"
  560.  
  561. (Totally Not Mare): "I, I expected nothing less of Ainz-sama. Truly you are a great man of surpassing intellect!"
  562.  
  563. (Totally Not PA): "I shall return."
  564. (Totally Not PA): "And I promise you that when I do, I shall be your leader."
  565. (Totally Not PA): "Farewell, humanity!"
  566.  
  567. (Totally Not Sebas): "Ainz-sama!"
  568.  
  569. (Totally Not Albedo): Ainz-sama!"
  570.  
  571. Demiurge: With hope in their hearts, the people watched Ainz-sama leave.
  572. Demiurge: Believing that someday, Ainz-sama would return.
  573. Demiurge: And now, Ainz-sama has returned, as the prophecies foretold
  574. Demiurge: In order to fulfil the promise of the past.
  575. Demiurge: Now, the people should serve him with everything they have built up in preparation for this day.
  576. Demiurge: Indeed... as Ainz-sama's livestock.
  577.  
  578.  
  579.  
  580.  
  581. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
  582.  
  583. Ainz: Eh? Ah? Eh... eh?
  584. Ainz: Livestock?
  585.  
  586. Demiurge: Yes, livestock.
  587.  
  588. Ainz: Kachiku?
  589.  
  590. Demiurge: Yes, kachiku.
  591.  
  592. Ainz: *cough* Can't they be servants?
  593.  
  594. Demiurge: Nazarick has always been a land of heteromorphic creatures
  595. Demiurge: And even being counted as the least among them is a great honor.
  596. Demiurge: Therefore, in order to not let them roam free,
  597. Demiurge: We must inculcate in them the self-awareness that they are no different from domesticated animals.
  598. Demiurge: Do you not think so, Sebas?
  599.  
  600. Sebas: I believe Tsuare is welcome in Nazarick as a maid.
  601.  
  602. Demiurge: I am speaking about her intentions.
  603. Demiurge: I do not intend to gainsay Ainz-sama's will.
  604. Demiurge: It is my hope that she does not forget to be humble.
  605. Demiurge: For instance... by wearing a collar, or something similar.
  606.  
  607. Sebas: D-Demiurge, what are you say-
  608.  
  609. Shalltear: Enough.
  610. Shalltear: We are standing before Ainz-sama.
  611.  
  612. Albedo: What need is there for an argument between two colleagues who serve the Supreme One?
  613. Albedo: How unsightly.
  614.  
  615. Sebas and Demiurge: The two of you are the last people I would expect to say that.
  616.  
  617. Cocytus: Speaking. Of. Which.
  618. Cocytus: Is. There. A. Need. For. The. Section. Where. Ainz-sama. Leaves?
  619.  
  620. Demiurge: Of course!
  621. Demiurge: That way, we can declare that Ainz-sama is the original and rightful ruler of this land
  622. Demiurge: And that the gods being worshipped now are
  623. Demiurge: Nothing more than country bumpkins from parts unknown.
  624.  
  625. Aura: Would anyone really believe such a convenient premise?
  626.  
  627. Demiurge: If it was simply a declaration, then in all likelihood, it would not succeed.
  628. Demiurge: However. things would be different if we could back that declaration up.
  629.  
  630. Albedo: Do you intend to make use of Jaldabaoth's attack on the Royal Capital?
  631.  
  632. Mare: I see, if you said that it was the work of a resurrected demon from that myth...
  633. Mare: Then everyone would believe it.
  634.  
  635. Sebas: Even if they don't believe it, if they are actually threatened by demons
  636. Sebas: Then they will have no choice but to depend on Ainz-sama.
  637.  
  638. Ainz: (While this is very much Demiurge's style)
  639. Ainz: (If you consider the part where I leave and return)
  640. Ainz: (To be Demiurge's wish...)
  641. Ainz: (Am I reading too deeply into things?)
  642. Ainz: (Could it be that he didn't want me, but Ulbert-san to come back...)
  643. Ainz: (...Forget it, let's not think about that sort of thing.)
  644.  
  645. Demiurge: Now then, the only myth left is Aura and Mare's.
  646.  
  647. Cocytus: The. Two. Of. Them. Did. Not. Make. It. In. Time. For. The. Rehearsal.
  648.  
  649. Mare: Ah, yes, we took too long thinking it up.
  650.  
  651. Sebas: Which only goes to show how serious you were about preparing. I look forward to this.
  652.  
  653. Mare: I don't feel too confident, speaking after everyone else...
  654.  
  655. Albedo: Don't worry, Mare.
  656. Albedo: It can't possibly be worse than Shalltear's.
  657.  
  658. Shalltear: ALbedo's should be worse!
  659.  
  660. Aura: Yes, yes, that's true.
  661. Aura: No matter how ours turns out, it'll definitely be better than what you two came up with.
  662.  
  663. Shalltear and Albedo: Say what!?
  664.  
  665. Ainz: Ah... calm down, both of you.
  666.  
  667. Mare: Yes, thank you very much, Ainz-sama.
  668.  
  669. Ainz: (Now then, I wonder what sort of myth the two of them came up with?)
  670. Ainz: (Will it be childish and cheerful?)
  671. AInz: (No, Mare's been mugging in the Library all this time. It might turn out to be quite proper.)
  672.  
  673. ***
  674.  
  675. Aura: This was once a fertile land, where the beasts lived peaceful lives.
  676. Aura: But suddenly, evil shadows set foot into this eternal paradise.
  677.  
  678. Mare: The name of this evil - humanity.
  679. Mare: They were a prideful, despicable, greedy and savage lot
  680.  
  681. Aura: As they attacked the beasts and despoiled this paradise
  682. Aura: Five warriors stepped forth!
  683.  
  684. Warrior 1 (Totally Not PA): "With supreme courage - Ainz Red!"
  685.  
  686. Warrior 2 (Totally Not PA): "With supreme wisdom - Ainz Blue!"
  687.  
  688. Warrior 3 (Totally Not PA): "With supreme benevolence - Ainz Green!"
  689.  
  690. Warrior 4 (Totally Not PA): "With supreme terror - Ainz Black!"
  691.  
  692. Warrior 5 (Totally Not PA): "With supreme mercy - Ainz Pink!"
  693.  
  694. AInzes (Totally Not PA): "We are the Supreme Sentai - the Ainz Five!"
  695.  
  696. Shalltear: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  697.  
  698. Albedo: Five of them?
  699.  
  700. Ainz: There's five of me!?
  701.  
  702. Mare: From the heavens they descended, the Supreme Quintet - the Ainz Five!
  703.  
  704. Aura: In order to save the pitiful animals
  705. Aura: They tore mankind to shreds and cast them aside, then cast them aside and tore them to pieces again
  706.  
  707. Ainz Red (Totally Not PA): "Let's finish this in one blow - Supreme Bazooka!"
  708.  
  709. Shalltear: Supreme Bazooka!?
  710.  
  711. Aura: However! The fallen humans stubborn fused together into one being!
  712. Aura: And after becoming gigantic, they intended to trample the Ainz Five underfoot!
  713.  
  714. Ainz Red (Totally Not PA): "Keh! In that case, Nazarick! TRANSFORM!"
  715.  
  716. Albedo: Transform?
  717.  
  718. Ainz Red (Totally Not PA): "It's finished! Supreme Combination - GREAT TOMB!"
  719.  
  720. Mare: With the power of Nazarick, which had transformed into a giant golem
  721. Mare: They finally wiped out mankind once and for all!
  722.  
  723. Ainz: (Wiped them out!?)
  724.  
  725. Ainz Black (Totally Not PA): "Hmph, we've won."
  726.  
  727. Ainz Pink (Totally Not PA): "Still~ humanity might come back some day to cause trouble."
  728.  
  729. Ainz Blue (Totally Not PA): "There's 30 of them for every one you see, right?"
  730.  
  731. Ainz Green (Totally Not PA): "No matter how many times humanity comes back, we just need to crush them, isn't that right, Red?"
  732.  
  733. Ainz Red (Totally Not PA): "Ah, of course."
  734.  
  735. Aura: Fight on! Ainz Five! Don't lose! Ainz Five!
  736. Aura: Until supreme peace comes to the world at last!
  737. Aura: The End!
  738.  
  739. ***
  740.  
  741. Everyone: Hm... mm...
  742.  
  743. Ainz: Ah... you two... about that...
  744.  
  745. Aura and Mare: Yes!
  746.  
  747. Ainz: What exactly did you use for reference material?
  748.  
  749. Aura: Ah, this was the book Mare found in the Library!
  750.  
  751. Mare: Someone put it in the corner of the mythology section!
  752.  
  753. Ainz: (Ah~ I see~)
  754. Ainz: (If they found it in the mythology section, obviously they'd think it was some kind of myth...)
  755. Ainz: (Ahaha... Who the hell put that in there anyway!?)
  756. Ainz: (Although it couldn't be anyone other than Touch-san!)
  757. Ainz: (It might be historical, but it's definitely not mythology!)
  758.  
  759. Aura: Mare said he wanted to do this no matter what!
  760.  
  761. Mare: Oneechan, weren't you interested in it too!?
  762.  
  763. Ainz: (Hmm... how shall I say this...)
  764. Ainz: (Saying there's five of me and whatnot)
  765. Ainz: (For some reason I have the feeling Albedo's going to say that it's disrespectful.)
  766. Ainz: (They're just kids, they don't know these things... I need to help them out.)
  767.  
  768. Albedo: Ahhh... Ainz-sama... to think there would be five of you...
  769.  
  770. Ainz: (Or we could go with that...)
  771.  
  772. Cocytus: Courage. Wisdom. Benevolence. Terror. Mercy.
  773. Cocytus: They. Summarized. Ainz-sama's. Greatness. Into. Five. Easily. Understood. Qualities.
  774.  
  775. Shalltear: Indeed, Ainz-sama possesses all five of them in abundance.
  776.  
  777. Demiurge: And stating that Nazarick can transform during emergencies is an excellent trick.
  778.  
  779. Ainz: (Approval of this is surprisingly high.)
  780.  
  781. Sebas: A moment, please.
  782.  
  783. Ainz: (Is Sebas going to object to this after all?)
  784.  
  785. Sebas: When Nazarick transforms, can it play hot-blooded theme music?
  786.  
  787. Ainz: (I knew it~ He truly is Touch Me's son after all~ why you~)
  788.  
  789.  
  790. Demiurge: We have all presented our myths.
  791. Demiurge: Ainz-sama, could you tell us which of them is best?
  792.  
  793. Ainz: (None of them are best. In fact, all of them are problematic.)
  794. Ainz: (Still, everyone went out of their way to think them up...)
  795. Ainz: (That's it!)
  796. Ainz: Hm, each of them is noteworthy in their own way. I appreciate everyone's efforts.
  797.  
  798. All: Yes!
  799.  
  800. Ainz: So I was thinking, I can't just choose one.
  801. Ainz: Instead, how about combining the good points of all of them?
  802.  
  803. Cocytus: Oh... That. Is. A. Good. Idea.
  804.  
  805. Albedo: I expected nothing less of Ainz-sama!
  806. Albedo: Since time is of the essence, let's put it together right away!
  807.  
  808.  
  809.  
  810.  
  811. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
  812.  
  813. Sebas: As evil strides across the world, a righteous king rises to the challenge-
  814.  
  815. Shalltear: His name is the Great King of the Undead, Ainz Ooal Gown!
  816. Shalltear: Accompanying him is the beautiful Vampire Princess-
  817.  
  818. Albedo: Ainz-sama rescued the pure maiden Albedo
  819. Albedo: And cleansed the impure world-
  820.  
  821. Cocytus: And. Then. He. Begat. New. Humans.
  822. Cocytus: Who. Were. Then. Led. By. Ainz-sama's. Heir.
  823.  
  824. Demiurge: However, the evil was not destroyed.
  825. Demiurge: The cruel demonic army plunged the world into chaos.
  826. Demiurge: And Ainz-sama decided to step forth once more.
  827.  
  828. Aura: Come! Now is the time to transform!
  829.  
  830. Mare: Super Supreme Combination - GREAT TOMB OF NAZARICK!
  831.  
  832. Sebas: And so, peace came to the world!
  833.  
  834. All: THE END!
  835.  
  836. Ainz: As I thought, let’s not do this.
  837.  
  838. All: EHHH!?
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