Assistant Quotes:

Finds a new item:

"Lightsaber On!"

"Ooh, shiny..."

"Gives me all ur loots!"

Selected by Player:

"Yes?"

"What?!"

Commanded by Player:

"Excellent choice, commander."

"Ok!"

Entering a new map:

"What is this place?"

"This reminds me of my mother's house..."

"Hold on a sec...this isn't blizzcon!"

Fighting something:

"Enemies!"

"Pew pew!"

"You're the reason why we can't have nice things!"

Dies:

"You have defeated me... worthy...opponent...blehhhh..."

"Oh, lawd..."

"N..NOT THE FACE!"

"lolo-"