The powdertoy.co.uk community tale

The awesome powdertoy.co.uk community tale
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THREAD: www.tpt.io/:11730
glued together by nucular
started on a Thread by the-scarecrow
written by the forum people from November 2011 until today.

[Things I would remove / I don't understand]
{Things I would add}
# My comments

One morning a random ninja exploded spontanously while Catelite banned joshtom.
Meanwhile, TPTwise couldn't build a good-looking horse robot with pancakes.
However, Mr.Horsie wasn't hungry.
Suddenly, grandma stomped Cutelate so hard [because grandpa forgot his condom after sex-preparation] because grandpa forgot to wear clothes while having a bath.
Buck influences himself to killing and Catelite stole shoes with pink trollfaces with pickaxe{.} Simon wearing Catelite with Xenocide, who ate thirtysixthousand airbaces, although he had a Catelite who smokes glitches while poaching cctvdude in pajamas which combusted into combustible lego.
Airbaces are awesome but every creeper is tudoreleuu and asdf72 on cannabis wearing a quantum fart.
Catelite extinguishes flamewars involving gays eating celery that resembles yourself and commited crimes about money, also he wanted to bake you with Catelite and nitroglycerine{.} I can be awesome and Catelite cannot be awesome.
Raxacoricofalapatarius can see cows ate meat in {a} restaurant in Italy{.} abnormal chimps gather together mods which kill Dovakiin and regurgitated AntB [+putin] while Ximon ate turnips and chocolate [hello Kevin] at earth destruction [caused while-trying-to-eat-hotdogs-and-reading-this Sushi-man Waffles]?
Cupcakes [Botulism!] and peanuts with allergys including Obama's trainer ostrich [Pasta nom'd]{nom'd Pasta}.
[There is sticks looking hot textbook eats]
People and Simon created the-universe of bananas{.} meanwhile Simon shot thirty pigs and ate twentynine hotdogs [cost $10000] but Catelite stole hotdogs but shared it with cracker64.
# Two years later
[Geoff violated TPT rules completely gay day,]
Today Matthew's eyeball got scraped, however he used penetrated pineapples instead.
Then, he got attacked by mummy's favourite sponge.
Its spongy awesomeness gave wet hands which fired fire [fire] from giant bicycles with cows on multiple penetrators.
Then, his ass dissolved into poo and imploded.
He teleported into an egg that committed suicide by