Anon and the Circus: Characters

>Anon- Anon is a typical adult male. Age: 18-65. Height: 5'7-6'2. Facial features include but are not limited to one nose, one mouth, two eyes, two ears, and four standard limbs.  In this story he hails from a midwest potato farm.  Being raised around tubers he has developed many potato related skills.
>>Straighty: A clown character Anon devised. Completely bald, Straighty’s face makeup is a strong thick black question mark that starts in the left eye, arching over the forehead, across the right eye and ending in the nose which points to a black clown nose.  His suit is an oversized, worn business suit with the shoulders and stomach stuffed for exaggeration.  A rather modern design.
>Starighty is a sad clown.  He is a commentary on corporations forcing lack of cultural identity, or so Anon says.

>Nancy- Nancy is a common farmland goat. Female. She has white hair, grey eyes, and two horns that extend about six inches. She is petite and short, standing at 5’2.  Being a goat lends her to athletics and jumping, as such her digitigrade legs are very well developed and she commonly skips instead of walking.  She is a b-cup.
>Her hooves and legs make walking discreetly difficult, as such she can be heard clopping where she goes. Like most goats she grows a tuft of hair under her chin which she hates and keeps trimmed.
>Nancy loves teasing Anon and playing pranks on him.  This  becomes more over the when she becomes Dancy.
>Dancy- Dancy is a happy clown. Since Nancy's fur is naturally white she goes for s lime green and light pink color scheme.  She simply draws stars and dots on her face and tacs on bells and bobbles to her horns to complete her disguise.  Given her natural loudness when walking these bells provide become a neat feature for her.   She finishes it with a small lime green pointy hat.
>Her costume is a baggy one piece suit with large frills around the neck, hands, and feet. It too is lime green with white stars and dots.  If she is particularly active Nancy with tie a belt around her waist to keep the costume from draping and tripping her.
>Like the name implies, Dancy is about dancing and acrobatics.  She does kicks, flips, pirouettes, and other stunts.  One example is an act she worked out with Mr. Straighty where she would tap him on the shoulder and she would cartwheel behind him when he would look that way then handstand and cartwheel the other direction when he looked the opposite and then finally just wheel around him when he expresses frustration.
>Nancy made Dancy to make use of the skills she learned in ballet school.  She achieved golden slippers but was kept from going pro for being to 'short and fat’ for ballet standards.

>Fuggles: Fuggles is a human male disguised as a clown.  Age: late 50s.  Height: 6’2.  Fuggles is the epitome of the classic drunken hobo clown.  Dark makeup on the chin and cheeks, white for the eyes and mouth, blue highlight lines over the eyes, and of course a big red nose.  His outfit is a striped shirt with oversized pants and suspenders.  He often carries props in said pants.  D-Cup.
>He varies from being a sad clown or a happy clown.  This makes him something of a lone wolf in the clown community.
>As a person Fuggles is a bit on the crude and rude side. He believes the world is full of unsaid truths and tried to figure out when people lie and more importantly why they lie.  He never refers to people out of their stage name for he believes a person’s role is an expression if their unsaid truths.
>Spoilers: Fuggles was a bit of a Don Juan in his youth.  When he finally grew up he found he had an illegitimate son and he wanted to take part in his life. After afew years Fuggles was about to finally settle down when his son died in a car accident.  The grief was too much to bear and he became a clown with the thought that if he constantly traveled he would not hear of another unknown child of his meeting a sad end.  Fuggles knows the thought is rational but l, as a believer in unsaid truths, he believes he must clown for another reason.

>Muggles: Muggles is another man disguised as a clown. Age late 40s. Height 6’0. Muggles is a clown that is completely bald with a humorous 50s swimsuit.  He barrows more than a few bits from The Three Stooges, which he is grateful that no one remembers enough to call him on it. He is a happy clown.
>Muggles’ disguise expresses the simpleness of comedy and life.  He does not need to exaggerate things to give wonder to the world.
>As a person he is known for his brevity.  He doesn't give his opinion before stating the facts and always looks out for things people miss.

>Chuggles: Chuggles is a human male disguised as a clown. Age: early 60s. Chuggles is an exaggeration of the refined cultured man. He has three primary disguises: Tuxedo Chuggles, smoking Chuggles, and overcoat Chuggles. The kind of Chuggles you get per day is based on the weather and what he feels like that day.  His signature prop is an oversized wooden pipe that he has rigged a large bubble blower into.  This suits him as he has become rigid in his age.
>Chuggles is a happy clown who is dedicated to inspiring basic human compassion regardless of circumstance.
>As a person Chuggles is a gentleman and a bit of a busybody.  He likes to know everyone and what they are up to.  He always tells people to take the wisest route even when know one asked him.  He makes it a point in life to not break promises.
>Spoiler: Chuggles was a highly decorated foreign intelligence officer. He did not serve in any war but in the many 'small’ operations that the public never seems to notice. In one operation bad Intel led to the deaths of civilians and the incident soured him on military life, when the option came up for retirement he jumped at it.  Sadly, his bitterness persisted and that led to a separation with his wife.  He loved her, but he could not overcome his bitterness unless he was physically divorced from his former life.


BB- BB is a large feline woman. She has blonde fur and gold eyes. Age: late, late twenties.  Height:  6’5.  She has a very muscular build that shows up through her coat.  Odd stripping and dot patterns on her body confuse most as to whether she is a lion or a tiger.  Further, she wears fake sabertooth fangs and a lion mane in public to make her look more intimidating. She is a DD-cup.
>She works as a strongman in the circus.  Since her body is both her pride and her asset she spends a great deal of time exercising. Because of this regime he wears tight sports gear like tank tops or spats almost exclusively, although more likely she cannot find comfortable clothes for her body type.
>Spoilers: She is actually a hyena.  She dyes her fur and puts on false fangs and a mane because her being a monsterous lion made her more appealing to the public.  Like most hyenas, she had a pseudo-penis but often made her a pariah.  During her teens she had a tragic miscarriage that mutilated much of it and nearly took her life. The doctors were not able to save her child and BB choose to have her vagina altered to be more human like to avoid anymore problems like that.  To this day scar tissue keeps fur from growing back on that part of her body.  She secretly longs to be a mother.

>Georg- Georg is a middle aged canine person. Age:49. Height: 5’2. He is nearly hairless save for a few wispy hairs.  His skin is particularly loose and flecked with discolorations.  His face is very distinct with a large, deep scar over his forelip and blue dilated eyes.
>Georg is mean and humorless, which fits well for running a circus.  He dresses in a simple dress shirt and slacks with a bolo tie.  He has a stubborn loyalty to people in his crew and covers for them when they need help, especially in matters involving the law.
>Spoilers:  He is actually a Chupacabra. He runs the circus hoping that his chupa-brothers will spot all the lights and sounds and bring him back to Planet Mexico.  He keeps Nancy around for her juice. When the chupa-hunger takes over him he sucks her but just enough to stave his hunger.  When his Chupa brothers come, Nancy will be the peace offering to prevent them from destroying earth.  Some of these details may not be true.