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- >be me, bonky
- >i hear a bartender call out "what can i get ye, pardner?"
- >but i have no time!
- >i have to shit!
- >in a fucking toilet!
- >this has become a curse rather than a blessing!
- >i kind of want to find that tornado demon
- >and maybe swallow him back up
- >because shitting in a toilet is for fucking losers!
- >i barge through the bar into the back
- >there's some line cooks milling about cutting potatoes
- >i see the door
- >it's locked
- >i bonk down the door
- >there's a guy shitting in there
- >he's in shock
- >i don't care
- >i nudge him off the toilet and out the door
- >i rear up in the cramped bathroom to turn around
- >i unload onto the toilet
- >thank fuck
- >i trot out
- >"thanks, fellas" i call back to the confused and disordered kitchen staff
- >the bartender has his palms flat on the bar
- >he looks pissed
- >"toilet's for payin customers"
- >sure, i say
- >i reach around to fish out my chain wallet
- >oh fuck
- >i forgot to take off my pants
- >i shit all up in my new armani chinos
- >fucking damnit
- >i need to find that demon!
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