SS13 Winners Guide SS13 Chemistry Recipes

PS: I am Parker Unk in game, if you have a question talk to me in goonsay my byond key is secretagentcow.

Also, if anyone makes a rudimentary program to work the teleporter I will happily credit you and put it in the guide. If I had any programming knowledge above hello world I would totally put it in myself. Thanks Razage!

NOTE: Most of the teleporter locations are now outdated, when I get done mapping everything again I will post a new update. I am in the process of remapping a bunch of shit.

--CONTENTS--

CREATIONS
HACKING
PAINT CAN DISPENSER
CHEMICALS
SMOKE
COOKING
GENETICS
TELEPORTER
BOTANY
WEIRD SHIT
PIPE BOMB
HACKING
HEMERA SEVEN
LOCATIONS
SECRET ITEMS
MISC REAGENTS
BARMAN DRINKS
MAKING BOMBS
PIPES


--CREATIONS--

Rocket Shoes: Use an emergency tank on a pair of shoes.

Cyborg: You must have robot parts in order to do this. Add a wire and power cell to your robot chest. Add two flashes to your robot head. Add your robot arms, legs, head, & chest to your robot frame. Add the brain to your robot. To get a brain, see --WEIRD SHIT-- category.

Electric Chair: Add an electropack to a security helmet then attach to chair.

Grenade: Add a timer/igniter assembly to a metal casing. Add a container with chemicals and/or any other biotic material necessary to the unsecured grenade. Use a screwdriver on to finish the grenade. (Can only get casings from traitor Chemist!)

Medibot: Empty a Medpack. Add a robot arm to the Medpack. Add a health analyzer to the unfinished product. Add a proximity sensor to finish your Medibot. You can now add containers to the Medibot to make it inject the chemicals in said container.

Pills: Insert a beaker containing chemicals into the Chem-Master 3000. Click on the Chem-Master 3000 with nothing in hand. Select the create pill option. Name the pill. The chemicals that were in the beaker are now in a pill.

Robot Parts: With metal in main hand, click a robotic fabricator several times until you have added enough metal to the fabricator to make robot part. Click on the robotic fabricator with nothing in hand, choose a robot part. Wait until you receive the robot part.

Securibot: Use a screwdriver on a remote signalling device. Attach the remote signalling device to a helmet. Weld a hole in the helmet and signaller assembly. Add a proximity sensor to the helmet and signaller assembly. Add a robot arm to the assembly. Add a stun baton to finish the Securibot.

Buttbot: Use a robot arm on a butt.

--PAINT CAN DISPENSER--

STILL WORKING THIS SHIT OUT

You might need magnetic boots or some shit for step 8 to work, I'm still working this out.

To fix this you need wires, a crowbar, a wrench, a screwdriver, and 4 paint cans filled with paint which you can order for 1000 credits from the quartermasters.
Step 1. Screwdriver the maintenance panel open. Step 2. Use a crowbar to pry the maintenance panel off. Keep the panel for later! Step 3. use a wrench to remove the service module bolts. Step 4. Use wires to replace the burnt out wires. Step 5. Use all 5 units of each paint can you got from the crate you hopefully ordered and received from QM. Step 6. Wrench the bolts again. Step 7. Add the now removed maintenance panel back. Step 8. Resecure the panel with the screwdriver. Step 9. Paint everything pink and curse angriestibm.

--HACKING--

Mulebot: NOTE: To ride a Mulebot, drag your character on to it. Use a screwdriver on a Mulebot. Method 1: Cut wires with wire cutter. Cut wires until you find the one that allows you to ride the Mulebot. Mend wires that do not allow you to ride it. Method 2: Use a multi-tool to pulse wires until you find the one that allows you to ride the Mulebot. Cut that wire.

Airlocks: Use a Screwdriver on airlock. Method 1: Find a random airlock that you do not need. Cut wires until you find the one that drops the door bolts. Memorize the wire that drops the door bolts. Go to a useful airlock. Cut every wire except the one that drops the door bolts. Use a crowbar on the door. 2: Use a multi-tool to pulse wires until you find the one that drops the door bolts. Cut every wire except the one that drops the door bolts. Use a crowbar on the door.

--CHEMICALS--

Alkysine (cures brain damage!): Chlorine + Nitrogen + Anti-Toxins.

Ammonia (a fertilizer): Hydrogen + Nitrogen.

Antihol (cancels drunkenness): Anti-toxin + Ethanol

Arithrazine (treats high radiation poisoning): Hyronalin + Hydrogen.

Atrazine (Weedkiller): Chlorine + Nitrogen + Hydrogen

Bicaridine (heals brute dmg): Inaprovaline + Carbon

Benzocytizine (removes all non-organic compounds from body, but does extreme toxic damage): Hydrogen + Carbon + Mercury

Bilk (milk and beer mixed): Milk + Beer.

Carpet: Space Fungus + Blood

Cola (It is cola): Sugar + Water + Carbon + Oxygen

Cryoxadone (Speeds cryogenic healing): Dexalin + Water + Oxygen.
HEATING: changes into tricordrazine, heat fast

Cryptobiolin (causes confusion): Potassium + Oxygen + Sugar.

Cryostylane (Freeze): Leporazine, Water, and Oxygen

Dexalin (treats oxygen deprivation): Plasma + Oxygen.

Dexalin Plus (treats oxygen deprivation superbly): Dexalin + Carbon + Iron.

Diethylamine (a better fertilizer): Ammonia + Ethanol.

Enriched Plant Nutrients (Like Plant Nutrients, but with poo!): Poo + Plant Nutrients Poo no longer exists and as far as I know neither does compost. Hope you like making high end chemicals instead!!!!

Flash Powder (used in a flashbang): Aluminium + Potassium + Sulfur.

Foam (causes people to slip unless they're walking): Carbon + Fluorine + Sulphuric Acid. The more Fluorine the better.
NOTE: For this to work in a grenade, you must put in the container containing these ingredients and a reagent glass of water.
DO NOT PUT WATER IN THE container OR RISK A CHEMICAL REACTION, IT MUST BE ADDED SEPERATELY.


Grog(like suicider but with less alcohol. Also does some toxic damage and can melt things when smoked): I'm not giving you guys every single one of these. Think outside of the box for this one. There are seven different reagents involved in this one.

Holy Water(Will cause severe pain to vampires): Wine + Mercury + and water

Hyperzine (makes you run much faster): Sugar + Phosphorous + Sulfur.

Hyronalin (treats radiation poisoning): Radium + Anti-Toxins.

Ice: Cool down water!

Initropodril(USELESS! BUBBLES AWAY! There are like 5 initro recipes supposedly, this may be a fake one): Hyperzine + bicardine+ toxin+ ethonal + radium + plasma + sulphuric acid

Imidazoline (heals blindness / eye dmg): Carbon + Hydrogen + Anti-toxin

Impedrezene (impedes movement): Mercury + Oxygen + Sugar.

Infernite (burns pretty hot) Carbon + Hydrogen + Ethanol + Heat to 300 degrees. DO NOT HEAT HIGHER OR RISK INFERNO!

Jenkem (sewage drugs): Poo + Urine.

Kelotane (treats burn damage): Silicon + Carbon.

Leporazine (stabilizes body temperature): Silicon + Plasma.

Lexorin (prevents suffocation but does brute dmg): Plasma + Hydrogen + Nitrogen

Lipolicide (Makes you skinny if fat, but causes toxic damage if you are not): milk + kelotane

LSD (makes you see trippy things): Space Fungus + Diethylamine

Motor Oil: Carbon + Hydrogen + Welding fuel

Napalm (basically liquid fire): Aluminium + Plasma + Sulphuric Acid.

Neurotoxin (causes brain damage, impairs movement, and gradual toxic damage): Heat up Space Drugs

Nicotine(makes you cough a lot and stammer): Smoke cigarette and draw blood from yourself.

Unstable Mutagen (gives random genetic mutations): Radium + Phospherous + Chlorine.

Plant Nutrients (it is good for plants!): Potassium + Phosphorus + Nitrogen

Polytrinic Acid (an acid which is useful to make other substances): Sulphuric Acid + Chlorine + Potassium. Cool to 170 degrees.

Ryetalyn (removes some genetic defects): Radium + Carbon + Hydrogen + Anti-Toxin.

Silicate (Reinforces Windows): Silicon + Oxygen + Aluminium.

Steam (Superheated water): Water + Heat
Use in spraybottle to kill people silently!

Smoke Powder (used in a smoke grenade): Potassium + Sugar + Phosphorous.

Spaceacillin (heals clown disease): Cryptobiolin + Inaprovaline.

Space Cleaner (cleans things): Ammonia + Water

Space Drugs (drugs... in space): Mercury + Sugar + Lithium.

Space Lube (causes people to slip even if they're walking): Silicon + Oxygen + Water.

Stabilizing Agent: Iron + Oxygen + Hydrogen (keeps stable mutagen stable(note you will require a lot of stable mutagen, stabilizing agent, and blood due to the code taking forever for a full transformation), allows for the creation of smoke powder without it flashing you, allows for napalm to be made without burning everything, and finally the creation of firefighting foam when mixed with water and fluorosurfactant.)

Stable Mutagen(can be used with blood to transform people into genetic copy of the blood's owner): Unstable Mutagen + Antihol + Space Drugs + Cool to 25

Strange Reagent (used to revive the dead) Holy Water + Unstable Mutagen + Tricordrazine

Synthflesh (Fake Flesh, used to make replicants, heals brute (and burn?) slightly): Blood, Inapprovaline, Carbon, Carbon

Synaptizine (Cures paralysis): Sugar + Lithium + Water.

Thalmerite (It heats up on its own): Phosphorus + Radium + Iron + Cool to 160

Thermite (can be applied to things like walls and then used with a welding tool to melt them): Oxygen + Iron + Aluminium.

Tribenzocytizine (like benzocytizine but does not damage you nearly as much!): Benzocytizine + Water + Iron

Tricordrazine (heals superbly): Anti-Toxins + Inaprovaline. May also heat Cryoxadone.


TIP: Dylovene = Anti-Toxins

You can mix any of these recipes, but I cannot guarantee it will be useful, nor will I guarantee it will not explode in your face.


--SMOKE--

It'll use whatever is left after the reaction
Beaker 1 - Potassium, phosphorus
Beaker 2 - Sugar, <CHEMICAL>.

Voila, <CHEMICAL> smoke.


--COOKING--

http://ss13.donglabs.com/index.php?title=Foods

Apple on a stick: apple + rods

Baconatrix: Raw bacon, dough. 7 seconds, high

Bacon on toast: Raw bacon, bread. 6 seconds, high

Bacon Cake: 3 raw bacon, cake batter. 7 seconds, high (lethal amounts of porktonium)

Candy apples: apple on a stick, sugar. 3 seconds, high

Chili Con Carne: Meat + Chili cook: 6 seconds high

Chili con flagaration: Meat + Chili + Hot sauce + Hot sauce cook: 6 seconds high

Chili con queso: chili pepper, cheese. 7 seconds, high

Droopy Cake: Brain + cakebatter 7 seconds, high Causes Type-D Downs Syndrome(the recipe was right!)

El Diablo (sets people who eat it on fire!): Chili con Carne + Chili con Flagaration + Hot Sauce + Chili cook: 10 seconds high

Elvis Bread: Dough + banana + peanut butter(causes you to talk like elvis. Funky.)

Gruel - 3 ??????s: Time doesn't matter.

Hound dog: Hotdog + elvis bread

Moon pie: x2 of one of the following: sugar, oatmeal, chocochip or iron cookies; + cream. 2 seconds low

Swedish Meatballs (makes consumer talk with swedish accent) : Meatball + Meatball + Flour + Egg cook: six seconds high

Whoopie pie: chocolate chip cookie + chocolate chip cookie + chocolate bar + cream. 2 seconds, low

To hide something in a cake: Make a creamy sponge cake(Not sure if it works for other cake.) then put it back into the oven along with the item you want to be in the cake: one second low.


--GENETICS--

By user Infinite Monkeys!

I decided to make a genetics guide, which I tried to make understandable by someone with no idea what they were doing, sorry if it sounds patronising but this explains everything I didn't understand when I first started with genetics. ISN and Vinney said it was fine to post but if any admins want it gone let me know!

Structural Enzymes
Control species (monkey or human only), powers and disabilities. This is an example of an SE:

098 DE8 403 54C D9F 4B0 59D 514 5FC 578 5DC 640 6A4 708

As you can see, it is a string of 42 letters and numbers, split into blocks (of which there are 14). Each block is further split into three sub-blocks, one for each letter or number. These blocks are three-digit hexadecimal blocks, and they have to be over or under a certain number to have an effect.

Hexadecimal Numbers
These are in base 16, whereas normal numbers are in base 10. While a normal digit goes from 0-9 and increasing over 9 resets it to 0 and adds 1 to the preceding digit (eg. 8, 9, 10), in hexadecimal it goes back to 0 once it increases over 15. However, there aren't characters that represent numbers over 10, so in hexadecimal letters are used:

A - 10
B - 11
...
F - 15

So the number 15 in hexadecimal is F, and the number 17 is 11.

Emitter Settings
The radiation emitter allows you to set both duration and intensity. Higher duration lowers the risk of random SE mutations, and lower intensity lowers the risk of these mutations being bad. There doesn't seem to be an advantage to higher radiation intensity and the disadvantages are pretty large, so I always leave this at 2. Higher duration lowers the chance of mutation by just 0.5% per extra second so I leave this at 1 - I find that each radiation of a block taking 10x longer for a 5% reduction in mutation chance isn't worthwhile.

Changing Species
This is very simple, block 14 always controls species. If the block is set to under 803 the target will be a human, if it is over 803 they will be a monkey. To turn a monkey into human irradiate block 14 subblock 1 until it is lower than 8. To turn a human into a monkey, make it 8 or above.

Superpowers
There are 4 superpowers that can be gained from genetics:

Hulk - Your skin turns green and you become super strong. Allows you to break through everything from glass windows to r walls, and makes your punches do more damage and knock people back like the changeling's Horror Form attacks.

Telekinesis - Allows you to interact with objects and people from afar. Uses include stealing items from locked rooms and beating people to death with extinguishers from a distance.

Xray Vision - You can see everything around you as if there were no walls, including people and objects. This is the only power that has no visible sign, making it impossible to find without a player to test on.

Heat Resistance - As far as I can tell, this makes you immune to burn damage and changes in body temperature. While initially this seems like the most useless power, it allows you to travel through space without a suit! Remember to bring a jetpack or an extinguisher though (bring back fart propulsion).

The blocks that correspond to these powers are randomised every round out of blocks 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 11, 12 and 13. Four of these will be powers and four will be disabilities. Each power is activated if the block is over a certain value, but even when the block is activated there is only a chance for the power to develop:

code:
Power Min. Value Probability	Message
Hulk DAC 15%	 Your muscles ache.
X-ray vision BEA 50%	 The walls suddenly disappear.
Fire Resistance BEA 30%	 You feel warm.
Telekinesis DAC 15%	 You feel smarter.
The min. values can be randomised - there is roughly a 50% chance of randomisation, and if it is randomised a random number from -500 to 500 is added to the required activation value. Generally a value over DB* will activate any powers but if you are unlucky the actual value will be much higher!

The Mutator Block
This is one of the randomised blocks that will, upon being triggered (by any radiation), activate another random block. It gives the message 'You feel strange.' when activated. If you activate it usually I'd recommend deactivating it ASAP, although if you are using the Powering Up section of the guide below it won't matter much.

Powering Up
This is how I get powers, if you are lucky you can get all 4 powers within 15-20 minutes, if you are unlucky you will get 3 in that time.

1. Turn a monkey into a human by changing block 14 subblock 1 to under 8.
2. Save the now human SE as buffer 1.
3. Irradiate block 2 subblock 1 until it is at D or above. If it is at D, irradiate subblock 2 until it reaches B (as DB* is above DAC).
4. The block is now active, but in all likelihood so are some defects via mutation. Irradiate subblock 1 of every block you don't want activated that is over 803 until it is 7 or less.
5. Now you have a randomised block acivated with no defects, and you need to find out if it is a power or a disability. Save it as buffer 2, put visor goggles from the medical closet in your pocket, and inject it into yourself. There are two possible outcomes:
6a. You get a disability. Oh dear! If it is blindness, put on the VISOR goggles from your pocket (you remembered to put them in your pocket, right?). Transfer the clean DNA from buffer 1 into the occupant of the machine (the monkey) and move onto the next power block (4, then 6, etc).
6b. Nothing happens or you get a power. Both of these mean the block you activated is a power, since disability blocks activate 100% of the time and there are no randomised blocks that do nothing. In this case, edit the label of the block to something like '1 power', and move on to the next randomised block.
7. For all randomised blocks after this, follow the same general method - inject the SE into you and reset it to the previous SE (with known power blocks activated) if something bad happens. If nothing bad happens it is a power, so save it and carry on.
8. Once you have 3 or 4 (up to you, 3 tends to be much easier) power blocks found with no disabilities, inject yourself with that SE. From here, there are two ways to activate the powers: Inject yourself with the Monkey>Human injector that starts on a table in genetics, or draw your blood and inject it with stable mutagen into yourself.

Notes
I usually don't bother curing defects that I have from testing, I just reset to the last defect-free SE, move on to the next block and cure the defect once I am ready to test the next SE.
It is possible to use 'Transfer to occupant' on yourself, but I don't recommend it because it gives you a ton of radiation and causes all sorts of nasty things to happen. Just stick with injectors.
It doesn't matter if the monkey you are testing on dies - SE can still be changed, saved and transferred with a dead monkey.
It is a good idea to take an antitoxin pill or two, because injecting yourself with an SE causes a small amount of radiation damage which adds up over time.

EDIT: Changed and added a few things, thanks to Underisk and Leeko from IRC!
--TELEPORTER--

 Here is an excel sheet that will basically do telescience for you! Made by goon Razage.

 The z/random number will now change during the round every so often. Formula will stay the same though. Just a heads up.

Formula = f(x)=x/y + z
x in this case is the real coordinate(GPS Coordinate). y is a random divider either 1,2, or 4. z is a random number added on(this now will change every so often). f(x) is the coordinate you put in the computer. Some basic algebra can solve this.

FUN FACT: Z+ 1 UNIT IS 1 IN THE REAL WORLD.

Cow's "Method"

This is an example for only the X coordinate, however; finding the Y coordinate formula is the exact same method. I always try to find 1,1 through this method so I can

1. First find valid x/y/z levels.

2/Once you have found a valid set of coordinates, put a space gps on the pad(the next part will be easier if you set it's distress signal) and grab a gps for yourself.

3.Now use the teleporter to send the gps on the pad to it's location.

4.Using the second gps in your hand find where the teleporter actually sent the other gps.

5.Record the Computer X/Y and the Actual X/Y coordinates.

6.Receive the gps back. Now increase the computer coordinates by one. Send the gps again.

7.Record the actual x/y coordinates and the Computer x/y coordinates. Notice the change in real coordinates.

8.If it increases by 4, the y in the formula is 4, 2 y is 2, etc. Finding the z in the formula is just basic algebra at this point.

Here is an example for the algebra illiterate. (160= 50/2 +z)->(160=25+z)->(135=z) So now for your equation you know that 135 is added on to your real x/2 coordinate. Using this we can simply substitute real coordinates for item locations(a whole bunch below). You will have to add on the equivalent of 1 x/y coordinate unit after this equation is done since you cannot get 0 as an x/y coordinate in byond.

If you have noticed, yes, this formula does mean that you can get fractions as your input coordinates. This is more often seen with a divider of 4 and 2.



Fun Locations!(in x,y)

half this shit is outdated!!!!

THINGS IN ITALICS NOW BLOCKED

Station Z level:

HoS Gear:
Armory Lockers:(122,70-73)
HoS Locker:(112,66)

Captain's Room:
Captain's locker:(101,63)
Captain's space suit and Jetpack:(100,63)
Captain's id, hand tele,auth disk,pinpointer:(100, 56)
Captain's Camera:(101,56)

AI:
AI modules: (127-129,152)
Right in front of the AI upload:(139,144)
Safe place for AI uploading(CAUTION IN TRAPPED WALL WILL NEED A RECIEVE TELEPORT)(141,144)

Chaplain:
Chaplain's Locker:(105,156)
Chaplain's Bible:(102,153)
Holy Water:(103,153)

EVA:
RCD Crate:(110,176)
Jetpack Racks in Eva(109,179),(105,179),(108,179)
All the Racks of Eva(105-109,179)

Teleporter:
Teleporter room: (113,148)

Random Shit:
Crusher:(120,167)
Singularity:(75,140)
Syndicate Shuttle:(203, 149)
Wizard's Den: (60, 20)
Horse Mask:(90,178)
Portable Computer:(119, 176)
Barber Crates:(89,96/99)
Sunglasses(THERE ARE MORE I REALLY NEED LOCATIONS FOR THIS ONE SINCE IT HELPS SO MUCH AS TRAITOR): (114,161)(112,137)
Blindfold: (110,60)
Tabletop Gaming Kit: (122,139)
Apprentice cap: (127,132)
Vintage 2010(It's delicious!): (94,119)
Beepsky's stuff:(96,74)
Lost and Found:(98,74)

Medbay:
Medical Hyposprays: (137, 114)
Medical Beakers and a pair of glasses:(137,113)
HS's Jaffa cake:(151,119)
Toxin Health kits:(144,119)(145,112)
Burn Health Kits:(144,118)
Regular Health Kit:(144,117)(144,112)
O2 Health Kit:(143,117)
Brain Health Kit:(145,112)
Medical Lockers:(137,116),(146,112)
Straight Jacket and Muzzle:(140,119)
Anesthetic:(140,120)
Port-a-medbay remote:(145,120)

Genetics:
Animal Control:(149,132)
Monkey Pen:(151-153,147-149)
Genetics Wardrobe:(144,127)

Robotics:
Operating Table:(137,130)
Robotics Supplies(contains lots of flashes for revheads) : (134,132)

Kitchen:
Kitchen Cabinet:(72,94)(70,89)(78,93)
Chef Utensils + Cookbook: (70,92)
Refrigerator: (68,89)
Fishy Freezer: (78,89
Cone crate: (78,92)
Produce Satchel: (67,90)
Chef Clothing: (69,94)

Hydroponics:
Hydroponics Lockers:(87,112)(88,112)
All-Natural Organic Synthmeat Sandwich: (70,114)

Owl Sanctuary:
Owl mask+suit:(82,185)


Security:
Security Lockers:(120,92-94)(120,89)
Security Optical Thermal Scanner(good luck getting these that quickly) : (117,94)
Loyalty Implant Kit:(116,92)
Port-a-brig remote:(115,92)
Donuts:(116,90)


Bar:
Booze: (65-66,97)
Glassware box:(65,91)(63,94)
Barman's clothes:(63,92)
Cake hat:(64,103)

Arthur Muggins Memorial:
Special Alcohol:(74-78,99)

Tech Storage:
Reset module:(79,181)
AI Upload and other assorted circuit boards:(81,149)
Robotics circuit Board:(82,149)
Random Computer Crate:(81,154)

Crew Quarters:
Vice Costume:(101,107)
Barber's Uniform:(98,107)
Mailman's Uniform:(98,105)
Virtual reality:(101,105)

Pool&Boxing:
Gloves:(86,107-108)
Gloves with Shorts:(92,106-107)
Swim trunks:(83,102)(84,102)
Beach Ball:(78,109)

Detective's Office
Optical Thermals Scanner(117,97)
Gun and assorted Ammo:(120,99)
Detective locker with gear:(119,100)

Janitor's Office:
Wardrobe(has galoshes) : (104,170)
Mops and Lights: (105-106,171)
Sprayer w/ Cleaner: (110,170)
Sprayer w/o anything(110,169)
Mouse Traps: (107,168)
Bucket: (110,169)
Mop Bucket: (109,171)
Cleaning Grenades(110,171)

Research Director's Office:
Bomb:(141,102)
Spaced Rum: (141,101)
Research Director's Locker: (137,102)

Head of Personnel's Office:
Spaced Rum: (99,66)
Head Of Personnel's Locker: (99,65)

Engineering:
Engineering lockers:(75-76,129),(76-77,125), (60,124)

Diner:
Table:(104,101-105)(103,101)
Bar Stools:(105,101-104)

General Storage:
Saxophone:(112,129)
Electrician gear:(103,127)(103,131)
Welding gear:(113-114,127)
Emergency Closets:(103-107,137)(109,137)(107/109,138)

Electricians:
Electrician's lockers(120,111)(113,110)
Ruckingeneur Kits((114,116,188)105)

Customs:
Security Locker: (97,182)
HoP's Chair: (100,186)
Where he stands for ID changing: (101,186)
ID Changer Computer: (102,186)

Escape Hallway:
Escape Hallway:(108-122,192-193)
Escape Shuttle Loading hallways:(122,194-198)(115,194-198)

Mining Z level:
Abandoned crate trove:(210,177-178),(211-213,179),(214,177-178)
Two abandoned crates:(22,85)

Stocking:(126,78)
Easter Egg:(212,115) *(37,163)* this one may be inaccurate I manually had to count it since I died finding this.

Stun Mines:(208,173)(208,175)

Strange Wall Asteroid(153,73)- RIP YE OF AN OLDER AGE(receive here to find out where an old pal has gone.)

Chill with three rock worms here:(114,72)

Laser Drill may contain fermid(92,104)
Various Ore may contain fermids:(94,104)(90-94,103)(92-93,102)
Various Ore 2.0 may contain fermids:(87,116-119)(86,115-119)(85,115-118)

Donut/Abandoned Shuttle Z level:

Donut station:
Donut Station: (168, 163)
Golden Wrench:(161,183)
Eternal Grilled Cheese:(173,175)
Completely Real Captain's ID: (168, 185)
Boxing Gear: (151,184)

Soviet Derelict Shuttle:
Soviet Derelict Shuttle:(51,141)
Abandoned crates: (54, 144), (56, 139)
Artifacts: (58, 142)
Strange Seeds: (57, 144),(49, 143), (55, 139)

Hemera Seven:
AVOID IR DETECTORS IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET FUCKED BY SECURITY BUDDIES.
Random location: (42,67)
Kitchen(Has deep fryer!!!): (44,72)
Goody bag: (45,61)
Obsidian Crown: (61,55)
Skull: (75,64)


AI Sat Z level:

AI:(133,167)
AI Satellite: (133, 160)
AI Satellite Teleporter:(183, 74)

Old Zeta (58, 46)
Easter Egg:(78,53)
Artifacts(45,40)

Void Z Level Note: Random event when teleporting with valid coordinates.

Mysterious Station Z level:few moments ago) Random each round, items still found in relative locations.

Abandon Crates: shrub, Basket Ball Court, bar.
Stimpack: Chemlab
Large Reagent Glass: Chem Lab
Artifact: Medbay
Police Baton: In room surrounded by four paths with wooden barricades
Spiked Ball: Same as police baton
Basket Ball: Basket Ball Court
Present: Bar
Butcher Knife: Bar
Booze: Bar
Bar Table: Bar
Mining Charges: In partially dug out asteroid connected to station

--BOTANY--

NOW WITH MORE GOON SKWID

First and Foremost read through this:
http://ss13.donglabs.com/index.php?..._to_Hydroponics

A few quickies

To quickly super fertilize a plant, grow a starter plant, burn it with a welder then add compost, the resulting mixture left in the pot will form enriched plant nutrients.

To get mutations more quickly, get a seed irradiate it to level 4 and scan it with a plant analyzer, if it is a mutant strain, it will have a red message. If there is no mutation, repeat on seed until destroyed. Then get a new seed and try again.

There are now ghostlier chilies that has not yet been added to the wiki. They are made by mutating a regular chili. They set you on fire if eaten or in rare super high potency cases, kill you instantly.

Combine synthmeat and an orange to get a synthorange.

Extracts:
code:
If no extract is listed, it has no extract
--Edible--             Extracts
Tomato                 Tomato Juice
Grape                  Grape Juice
Orange                 Orange Juice
Melon
Chili	               Capsaicin
Apple
Banana                 Potassium
Lemon                  Lemon Juice
Lime                   Lime Juice
Lettuce
Carrot
Pumpkin
Synthmeat
Wheat
Sugar Cane             Sugar
Space Fungus           Space Fungus Scrapings

--Drug--
Contusine              Bicardine
Asomna	               Inaprovaline
Nureous	               Hyronalin
Commol	               Kelotane
Venne	               Dylovene

--Dangerous/living--
Creeper
Lasher
Radweed
Slurrypod              Toxic Slurry
Man-Eater

--Mutant Strains/Misc--
Plasma Crystal	       ????????
Cannabis               THC
Whiteweed              Tricordrazine
Deathweed              Cyanide
Rainbow weed           LSD
Psilocybin             LSD
Amanita                Amanitin(Slow acting Toxin)
Chilly Pepper          Cryostylane
Steel Wheat            Metal fillings (damages you if eaten in cookies/pies)
Synthbrain
Immortal Melon(probably doesn't exist anymore)
Green Grapes           Grape Juice(Heals double when eaten)
Omega Slurry Pod       Toxic Slurry(may not still be in the game, does
                       nothing special from what I have seen)
--WEIRD SHIT--


Ass: Put your subject on the operating table. Aiming at groin area, use a scalpel, saw, scalpel, and saw in that exact order. You can wear an ass on your head.

Brain: Put your subject on the operating table. Aiming at the head area, use a scalpel, saw, scalpel, and saw in that exact order.
These are used for cyborgs. See --CREATIONS-- for cyborg making.

Piss: Fill your stomach with water. Use the "*piss" emote without quotes.

Poo: Fill your stomach with food. Use the "*poop" emote without quotes.

Yellow Vomit: Get the flu or witness someone scooping up green vomit. If used with milk makes regular cheese.

Green Vomit: Thrown up from slurrypod burst or ingestion. Can be scooped in a beaker to make others vomit. If used with milk makes weird cheese.


--PIPE BOMB--

INGREDIENTS:
3 metal sheets
Fluid container
Welder
Screwdriver
Wires
Igniter
Timer (Get from vending machine, see Hacking)


1. With 3 metal sheets, make a pipe frame.
2. Weld the pipe frame to hollow it out.
3. Fill a beaker or other reagent container with welding fuel and pour it into the hollow frame (I like to hack a vending machine for free space cola, drink it, then use that).
4. Attach some wires to the filled pipe frame.
5. Use screwdriver on igniter.
6. Use timer on igniter.
7. Use Timer/Igniter assembly on pipe bomb frame.
8. Left click to start 3 second timer; then throw/drop!


--STRANGE REAGENT--

Holy Water - Mix Water + Wine + Spooky Dan's Runoff Cola
Unstable Mutagen - Crush laced pro-puff
Tricordrazine - Crush laced pro-puff or get medic

Mix all three, inject or force corpse to drink.

ALSO: Grif-o + Spooky Dans = Unstable Mutagen


--HACKING--

Vendor in tech storage to get the Prize vending module
Cigarette vendor for igniter
Drink machines for space cola
Robotics manufacturers for flashes
General manufacturers for vuvuzelas/bike horns/harmonicas
VendTech (found in Tool storage and Janitorial room beside electronics) for Timers/Flashlights
Seed dispenser for Cannabis/Space Grass/Bad weeds
SecTec for Helmet
Mining fabricators for Rapid Construction Devices and Compressed Matter Cartridges
Monkey Vendor for bananas.

--HEMERA SEVEN--

 I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU GUYS TO DO SOME OF THIS RESEARCH ON THIS I AM PETERED OUT FOR THE MOMENT WORKING ON MAPPING EVERY MUNDANE THING

Taken from goon Matt141. With some sprinklings of Dauntasa.

Hept Emitter:

4 crystals no crown: Teleports to Zeta with rad poisoning
5 crystals no crown: Gibs you into a science ghost?
1-2 crystals crown: Knockback and some damage.
3 crystals crown: Teleports you somewhere(not yet determined)
5 crystals crown: Teleports you to void, causes death.



--LOCATIONS--

WORK IN PROGRESS

Zlevel1 - Landmark: Station:
Syndicate Shuttle:(203, 149)
Wizard's Den: (60, 20)

Zlevel2 - Landmark: Mining (Has asteroids!):
Mining Station:(112,204)
Stocking at (127,78) has rare chance to contain a bfg!

Zlevel3 - Landmark: Remnants of donut,Russian Shuttle:
Remnant of Donut Station:(168,163)
Abandoned Shuttle:(51,141)

Zlevel4 - Landmark: Unknown:
AI Satellite: (133,160)
Old Zeta (58, 46)

Zlevel5 - Landmark: Unknown:(teleport only)
Mysterious station: (Coordinates Randomized each round)


--SECRET ITEMS--

Station:
Full Clown Suit: In a crate in crew quarters.
Mailman: same as above
Portable Computer: In a grate in the north eastern Solars room. It is right above the SMES.
Apprentice's Cap: Outside of the station in space. Right outside of the area with the barber equipment.

Donut station:
Box of spare PDAs
Authentic Captains ID
Eternal Grilled Cheese(you can eat it forever)
Golden Wrench

Abandoned Shuttle:
Strange Seeds(Man Eaters)
Abandoned crates
Alien Artifacts

Mysterious Station(note with how it is randomly generated some of these items may or may not still be there.):
Stimpack(!)
Butcher's Knife(!)
Present
Basketball
Some Abandoned Crates
Alien Artifacts
Spiked Ball(does damage when thrown)
Police Baton
Large Reagent Glass(!)
Thermite Breaching Charge
3 Low-Yield Mining Charges
Fully working Med bay
Fully working Chem lab
Fully Stocked Bar
Martians/and or other randomly generated hell spawn

Void Station:
Rad II suit
Workers Cap
Balaclava
Monicle

--MISC REAGENTS--

noodles taken from goon Airconswitch

Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles - Macaroni and Imitation Processed Cheese Product Flavor

10 units of Chicken Soup
11 units of Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
2 units of Cheese Substitute
2 units of Thalmerite


Rabatt Dan's Snabb-Nudlar - Inkokt Lax Smörgåsbord Smak

10 units of Chicken Soup
3 units of Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
2 units of Space cleaner
2 units of Mercury
6 units of Swedium
2 units of Thalmerite


Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles - Gamer Grubs Flavor

10 units of Chicken Soup
3 units of Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
10 units of ????
2 units of Thalmerite


Morning Dan's Quik-Noodles - Mechanically Reclaimed Sausage Biscuit Flavor (NOTE: 44 units)

10 units of Chicken Soup
3 units of Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
2 units of Ammonia
4 units of Gravy
3 units of Partially Hydrogenated Space-Soybean Oil
3 units of Coffee
2 units of Thalmerite


Descuento Danito's Quik-Noodles - Tuna Melt Taco Fiesta Flavor

10 units of Chicken Soup
3 units of Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
3 units of Cheese Substitute
3 units of Mercury
4 units of Capsaicin
2 units of Thalmerite


Sconto Danilo's Quik-Noodles - Italian Strozzapreti Lunare Flavor

10 units of Chicken Soup
3 units of Partially Hydrogenated Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
4 units of Tomato Juice
2 units of Wine
2 units of Water
2 units of Venom
2 units of Thalmerite


Comrade Dan's Quik-Noodles - Beef Perestroikanoff Flavor

10 units of Chicken Soup
3 units of Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
3 units of Milk
7 units of Denatured Enzyme
2 units of Thalmerite


Frycook Dan's Quik-Noodles - Curly Fry Ketchup Hoedown Flavor

10 units of Chicken Soup
3 units of Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
4 units of Tomato Juice
3 units of Mugwort
3 units of Capsaicin
2 units of Thalmerite


Discount Deng's Quik-Noodles - Sweet and Sour Lo Mein Flavor

10 units of Chicken Soup
3 units of Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
3 units of Sulphuric acid
7 units of Very-High-Fructose Corn Syrup
2 units of Thalmerite


Pirate Dan's Quik-Noodles - Spicy Imitation Crab Meat Paste Flavor

10 units of Chicken Soup
3 units of Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
3 units of Synthetic Flesh
3 units of Plant nutrients
14 units of Capsaicin


Frycook Dan's Quik-Noodles - Mushroom-Swiss Burger-Bake Flavor

10 units of Chicken Soup
3 units of Space-Soybean Oil
9 units of Monosodium Glutamate
8 units of Nicotine
2 units of ????
2 units of Weird Cheese
6 units of Psilocybin
2 units of Thalmerite

Sodas
Grife-O: Radium 2, Cola 28 (Can hurt you slightly, but due to the low dose usually does nothing)

Spooky Dan's: Chlorine 5, Phosphorus 5, Mercury 5, Cola 25 (Drinking this is a bad idea)

Orange Aid: Imidazoline 20, Orange Juice 20 (Holy shit this stuff can fix blindness/poor eyesight)

Mountain Poo: Poo 2, Cola 28 (Can give you the shits)

Robust-Eez: Hyperzine 2, Cola 28 (Very short term Hyperzine rush, 2 units ends fast)

Lime-Aid: Antihol 20, Lime Juice 20 (Extremely effective for ending drunkness)

Dr. Pubber: Impedrezene 2, Cola 28 (Fucks your movement up for a short time)

Grones Anti-Bacterial Air Freshener: Spaceacillin 10, Cola 20 (Another source of an incredibly useful substance. Keep one around to stop Clowning Around)

Grones Awesome Asbestos Candy Apple: Lithium 10, Cola 20 (Not useful for much outside of being part of a poor man's chemistry kit)

Grones Ballin' Banana Testicular Torsion: Urine 10, Cola 20 (Urine that you can drink and therefore turn into more Urine. Neat)

Grones Chunky Infected Laceration Soda: Dylovene 10, Cola 20 (Anti-Toxin ahoy! Who needs medbay?)

Grones Cool Keratin Rush: Hairgrownium 10, Cola 20 (Testing!)

Grones High Fructose Traumatic Stress Disorder:	Cryptobiolin 10, Cola 20 (Forcefeed this to people and become the Changeling you always wanted to be)

Grones Icy Fresh Social Incompetence: Tetrahydrocannabinol 10, Cola 20 (For all those guys who can't get a fix from the Botanist, this bottle offers THC distilled for your drinking pleasure)

Grones Manic Depressive Multivitamin Dewberry: Hyperzine 10, Cola 20 (The Hyperzine buzz lasts around a minute or so. Good for robusting and running fast)

Grones Minty Restraining Order Pepper Spray: Capsaicin 10, Cola 20 (Same effect as eating hot peppers. Unknown if potency changes or remains static)

Grones Radical Roadkill Rampage: Blood 10, Cola 20 (No harm in drinking this, no gain either)

Grones Salt-Free Senile Dementia: Mercury 10, Cola 20 (Shouldn't really drink this either)

Grones Sweet Cherry Brain Hemorrhage: Cola 30 (Was really expecting something more interesting )

Grones Tangy Dismembered Orphan Tears: Inaprovaline 10, Cola 20 (Not terribly useful since Inaprovaline doesn't do much due to the critical bug)

Grones Wicked Sick Pumpkin Prolapse: Diarrhea 10, Cola 20 (Testing!)


Alcohol
Spaced Rum: Rum 30, Yobihodazine 30 (Lets you walk around in space and gets you drunk to boot)

Miscellaneous Drinks
Weight Loss Shake: Lipolicide 30, Chocolate 5 (Drink just one, Lipolicide does nasty things to you if it's in your system too long)

Robust Coffee: Coffee 30 (Wow, it's coffee. Raises body temperature)

Chicken Soup: Chicken Soup 30 (Can heal the common cold)

Happy Elf Hot Chocolate: Chocolate 45 (Can be made into chocolate bars, raises your body temperature a ton)


Poisons
Changeling Neurotoxin: A potent mix of 30 units of Cryptobiolin and 15 units of Impedrezine. (This usually keeps you down for two or three minutes easily, more than enough time for you to get murdered. Counters include: Synaptizine or pop a benzocytazine pill.

Fukkin Space Bee Sting: Big ol' dose of Neurotoxin!


Miscellaneous Reagents
Alcohol Parent Reagent: You shouldn't drink this. (No clue what this does, but I'm 99% sure it's a bug in the code)

Eye of Newt: Involved in Facepunch Initro.

Hairgrownium: A mysterious chemical purported to help grow hair. Often found on late-night TV infomercials. (Testing!)

Lipolicide: A compound found in many seedy dollar stores in the form of a weight-loss tonic. (Makes you lose weight. If this stuff is in your system while you're not fat, it will constantly cause toxin damage until you either die or it wears off. You can easily counter the toxin damage by popping an anti-toxin pill)

Porktonium: Decays into 1 unit of radium and cyanide. It can kill in high doses.

Sonambutril: Sleep toxin. (This is the shit inside the sleepypen and in sleep toxin bottles. Hardcore sleeptoxin that will knock you out for ages, obviously it's extremely hard to test this stuff due to how hard it is to obtain normally)

Suicider: Highest alcoholic content in the game even more than the much harder to make grog for some reason. (A drink that is mixed by an experienced Barman, this substance gets you fucked up faster than you ever though possible.)

Toe of Frog: Involved in Facepunch Initro.

Wool of Bat: Involved in Facepunch Initro.

Yobihodazine: A powerful outlawed compound capable of preventing vaccuum damage(doesn't really work due to bug) and suffocation damage. Found in Spaced Rum. It also causes brain damage.


--BARMAN DRINKS--

Suicider: Welding Fuel + Inaprovaline + Vodka + Cider
Triple Citrus: Orange Juice + Lemon Juice + Lime Juice
Bloody Mary: Vodka + Tomato juice

--MAKING BOMBS--

WARNING UNFORMATTED

TAKEN WORD FOR WORD FROM Dauntasa

Due to this pushing 10k onto the 50k letter limit, I am just going to link this post from now on. Here is Dauntasa's wordy and unformatted but very good guide.