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Hermes - Stupidest Speed Feat

Aug 9th, 2021
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  1. All three of her teammates nodded. Larxene teleported to T’s location, as he turned into a weapon. The reduced mass meant he became two long knives rather than a single sword, but Larxene was better with twin weapons anyway. She returned to the fight with Yellow, and immediately forced her into a retreat.
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  3. “Link me in.” Panty commanded.
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  5. “Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how long it would take to draft all the paperwork to add another person to the link now?”
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  7. “Hermes, it’s you we’re talking about. Link. Me. In.”
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  9. Hermes hesitated a moment, then nodded firmly. From out of nowhere, he produced a pad of legal paper and a pen. He wrote. He wrote so fast that only Nanami’s eyes could track the motion of his hand across the paper. When one pen ran out of ink--half of it used, half of it boiled away from the sheer speed--he switched to another, then another. Pages flew everywhere, but Hermes caught them all and paperclipped them into a single document.
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  11. Seconds later, he triumphantly proclaimed “Sign here!”
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  13. “That was… probably the single stupidest speed feat I’ve ever witnessed,” commented Bonesaw.
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  15. “Aha! You’re a witness! Now it’s valid.”
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  17. Bonesaw blinked, realizing what she’d done. “Oops.”
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  19. ***
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  21. Finals, SanityMeter
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