Chicken Girl Coop

Occasionally, the script will ask the actresses to make noises reminiscent of chickens or birds. These will be denoted in brackets, such as [Squawk!] or [Cluck.] Please consider these optional; feel free to omit them if you'd rather not perform such noises.

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	(((Lightning strikes nearby.)))

Harpy 01: [Squawk!]

Harpy 03: What's wrong, chick? Scared of the thunder?

Harpy 02: Oh, leave the hatchling alone, Harpy 03. She just reached maturity this week. She hasn't even laid her first egg yet! And besides, I saw you jump when the lightning struck, too. Harpy 01, come here, sweetness. Let me wrap you up in my wings.

Harpy 01: O-okay. Oh. Your feathers do feel nice. So much nicer than my own.

Harpy 02: Nonsense. I remember when you were just a fluffy little chick. It wasn't too long ago that you still had all your down feathers!

Harpy 01: It's been a long time since I had any down feathers! I'm not a chick anymore! You said it yourself: I reached maturity this week. My first egg should be coming in soon!

Harpy 02: Yes, I'm sorry dear. You're a fully-fledged adult now. But every time I look at you, I still see that adorable little hatchling.

	(((Lightning strikes nearby.)))

Harpy 01 and Harpy 03: [Squawk!]

Harpy 03: Um, hey, Harpy 02? Do you mind if I, um, get in there too? Your wings, I mean?

Harpy 02: Of course, dear. Come here. There's room for you too.

Harpy 03: T-thank you.

	(((The nearby door opens suddenly and loudly.)))

Harpy 01 and Harpy 03: [Squawk!]

Harpy 01: Oh. That wasn't thunder. It was just the door. Okay.

Harpy 02: Oh my, if it isn't the handsome young farmhand. To what do we owe the pleasure of your visit?