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18:23	CuteBee	so I just discovered the joy of rum-soked pears
18:23	CuteBee	*soaked
18:23	BlackWing	Easy there Bubba
18:23	CuteBee	:c
18:24	Revanence	Damn it. I just got an amazing idea for a scip, but for some reason I'm still banned.
18:24	CuteBee	>banned
18:24	CuteBee	what kind of band
18:24	Drazool	how do you make tabs in your sandbox?
18:24	CuteBee	broadband?
18:24	CuteBee	hopefully HBO
18:24	CuteBee	I hope you don't have DirectTV
18:25	RexSueciae	Drazool check out my sandbox for an example
18:25	RexSueciae	http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/rexsueciae
18:25	Revanence	I'm trying to figure out if your serious or if that was a joke.
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18:25	Bennings	Who's Joffrey's favourite character in the inbetweeners?
18:25	Bennings	"NEIL!"
18:25	RexSueciae	(I stole that off one of the example pages)
18:25	CuteBee	oshit
18:26	Metaphysician	Ugh, what am I doing...
18:26	Revanence	Seriously though, my account was supposedly banned for only a week, but it's been longer now.
18:26	gto_173	I'm gonna just lurk because I'm confused now
18:26	CuteBee	hopefully not drugs Metaphysician
18:26	Drazool	RexSueciae: I see that yours has tabs, but I don't see the source
18:26	Leviathan34	Did you get a ban on the main site?
18:26	Leviathan34	Hop into #site17 and ask one of the staff
18:26	Drazool	...nevermind
18:26	Revanence	Yeah, I mentioned SCP-2157 before, that was me.
18:26	Revanence	I did.
18:26	Drazool	I can internet
18:27	RexSueciae	right on
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18:27	Revanence	Didn't even get a response, none were on at the time.
18:27	caseymilosev	Goodness, Bee
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18:27	CuteBee	what wait what
18:27	CuteBee	what's happening
18:27	Leviathan34	Check back later then, they come and go
18:28	caseymilosev	People tampons in liquor, now they soak pears in rum
18:28	caseymilosev	What a time to be alive
18:28	CuteBee	O_O
18:28	Tuomey	Revanence: what's your wikidot account name?
18:28	CuteBee	wut
18:28	caseymilosev	People soak tampons*
18:28	caseymilosev	Yeah, they do.
18:28	gto_173	yep thats a thing
18:28	CuteBee	eeeeeeeeew
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18:28	gto_173	and they pour it in their eye
18:28	Leviathan34	caseymilosev: turns out, that's a terrible idea
18:28	caseymilosev	It's just a hygiene product.
18:29	Revanence	Tuomey, it's the same as here but I was Karl Schram before.
18:29		Davsto prods ops, quietly
18:29	caseymilosev	I knew a girl who did it, Leviathan
18:29	Leviathan34	Real good way to get alcohol poisoning
18:29	gto_173	yea then you basically get straight alcohol in ur blood stream without it going in to the liver
18:29	Drazool	yeah, mucus membranes don't like having alcohol touch them... it would be, well, remarkably painful.
18:29	caseymilosev	Just that happened.
18:29	Tuomey	Revanence: I'll let the admins know that you need to be unbanned
18:29	Drazool	you know that burn you get in your throat when you take a shot?
18:29	caseymilosev	She got like an ulcer.
18:29	Tuomey	Ok, rest of chat, why the /fuck/ are we talking about tampons in liquor
18:29	caseymilosev	Mhm?
18:30	gto_173	bee started lol
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18:30	LadyKatie	I dont' know but ew
18:30	Revanence	Tuomey, I think it's best to not ask.
18:30	Drazool	it's not a thing. people said it's a thing, but it's not a thing
18:30	caseymilosev	Well, CuteBee spoke of the wonders of pears in tampons but it was I who compared it to the trend of vodka tampons
18:30	minmin	let's talk about creepy thing
18:30	Drazool	also, it wouldn't even do what people claim it would do, which is to mask the smell of alcohol on your breath.
18:30	minmin	.w xin zhui
18:30	Alexandra	minmin: Xin Zhui (Chinese: 辛追; pinyin: Xīn Zhuī; died 163 BC), also known as Lady Dai or Marquise of Dai, was the wife of Li Cang (利蒼), the Marquis of Dai, during the Han Dynasty (206 BC – 220 AD). -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xin_Zhui
18:30	gto_173	omg u mean pears in liquor lmao
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18:30	Leviathan34	minmin: what creepy thing?
18:30	CuteBee	I DIDNT SAY A THING ABOUT TAMPONS
18:31	minmin	muuuummiesss
18:31		Tuomey sighs
18:31	Leviathan34	Mummies are p. creepy
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18:31	minmin	that article
18:31		Shqueak patpat Tuomey
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18:31	Leviathan34	Are there any mummies skips?
18:31	Leviathan34	.sea mummy
18:31	Alexandra	Leviathan34: No matches found.
18:31	Leviathan34	:/
18:31	Revanence	CuteBee didn't, it was RUM that was mentioned.
18:32	minmin	lots, but not any Chinese ones I think
18:32	CuteBee	I knoooow
18:32	Tuomey	caseymilosev: Reading the backscroll, it looks a lot more like you just randomly started talking about tampons in liquor. Please try to be more coherent
18:32	caseymilosev	Which are very real
18:32	caseymilosev	You didn't don't worry
18:32		caseymilosev PUNCHES Shqueak
18:32	caseymilosev	STEP UP
18:32	gto_173	oh, well caseymilo started it then lol
18:32	minmin	which is a shame because they had really creepy jade armour sarcophago
18:32	Shqueak	:|
18:32		Tuomey sighs
18:32	caseymilosev	I did it because I wanted to compare it to Bee soaking pears in rum.
18:32	Tuomey	right
18:32	Tuomey	ok
18:32	Shqueak	Seriously, no punching me. Even in the virtual world please.
18:32	Tuomey	that's still fucking stupid
18:33	Revanence	Tuomey I agree completly.
18:33		Metaphysician narrows eyes.
18:33	caseymilosev	I don't suppose soaking pears in rum isn't random and unintelligible.
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18:33	minmin	it is tasty
18:33	minmin	I've tried it
18:33	CuteBee	you're about to get red-buttoned.
18:33	CuteBee	hard.
18:33	caseymilosev	Yeah, yeah.
18:33	Revanence	It isn't really, hell I'd do it if I was of legal drinking age.
18:33		Ireul red-buttons CuteBee
18:33	minmin	technically it was soaked in a sugary liquor syrup cooked for hours but same thing
18:34	minmin	kindaaa
18:34	caseymilosev	Yeah, Thoumey
18:34	caseymilosev	At least pretend you understood what I meant