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Gym Class (Donnie,Wrong,Clara,Solo,Salvador)

Nov 11th, 2013
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  1. <CoachDruthers>: The time is nigh, as the S-Men Academy, for it is time for GYM CLASS. It is right before lunch, when the bell is rung for next period
  2. Solo heads to gym class
  3. Clara yawns, floats her way down to class
  4. Wrong_Way managed to bring himself a candy bar to keep himself motivated and unhungry during gym class. He hurries to gym class
  5. Salvador pulls on a boot while hopping on one leg looks in mirror rubs a soot smudge off his face and grabbing a hair tie and some books begins ambling to class
  6. Donnie crashes through the halls on a giant flying shadowy otter roughly the size of a pony
  7. <Donnie>: "THIS IS AAAAWESOOOOOOME"
  8.  
  9. <CoachDruthers>: the otter steps on someone]
  10. <CoachDruthers>: kids dies]
  11. <CoachDruthers>: donnie is expelled]
  12. <Donnie>: IT'S FLYING]
  13. <CoachDruthers>: life spirals out of control]
  14. <Donnie>: [GOOD END ALL AROUND]
  15. <Clara>: [treeneto wins]
  16. <CoachDruthers>: donnie dead by 26]
  17. <CoachDruthers>: brb]
  18.  
  19. Solo makes it to gym class
  20. Donnie flies past Clara, making an abrupt halt when he looks back and notices her
  21. Salvador pulls hair into glorious man bun as he arrives at gym class
  22. <Donnie>: "Clara! Heeey!"
  23. <Clara>: "Oh hey Donnie" she floats up to him, also flying. Or more accurately she is falling in multi- ah whatever you get the point.
  24. Salvador scratches stubble and looks around as to who else is at class
  25. Donnie begins moving forward on the otter again, staying at Clara's pace. The otter's smooth snakelike movements clearly mimicking swimming
  26. <Donnie>: "It's been forever since we talked last, hasn't it?"
  27. <Clara>: "seems like it, yeah"
  28. <Donnie>: "What class you going to?"
  29. Clara continues doing her gravitational not-flying-but-totally-is
  30. <Clara>: "Gym, you?"
  31. <Donnie>: "Same! This is perfect!"
  32. <Clara>: "Oh, neat"
  33. Donnie is pretty cheerful with how he carries himself
  34. <Solo>: coach]
  35. <Donnie>: "Yeah! I got really good at the spirit magic stuff and now Gwyd is teaching me more magic again! You can tell because I can make bumbles really big, see?"
  36. Clara keeps a smile, but she obviously looks a lot more tired than her old self. Doesn't even look like she's been doing her hair.
  37. Donnie gestures to the giant conspicuous flying otter he's riding on as if it was impossible to notice beforehand
  38.  
  39. <Clara>: "Oooh, thats neat. Y'know, maybe I should bring in Archie some time"
  40. <Donnie>: "Who's archie?"
  41. Wrong_Way decides to eat his candy bar while running to class. Nothing can go wrong with this idea.
  42. <Donnie>: "You mean like the comics?"
  43. <Clara>: "No, no. Not like that. Its the spirit animal thingy"
  44. Salvador looks over at solo and nods in acknowledgement
  45. <Donnie>: "You got one too!? Awesome! What kinda animal is it?"
  46. Solo nods to salvador
  47. <CoachDruthers>: the gym is as spacious as ever, As a lone man, with a grey buzzcut, gold and black shorts, and a white, mesh wife beater. He stares at the door, waiting for the room to fill in
  48. <Clara>: "An archeopteryx to be exact. A mix between a bird and a dinosaur. Long extinct"
  49. Donnie does a small shuttle loop as he rides to vent his excitement
  50. <Donnie>: "Huh. I wonder why everybody else I know got dinosaurs."
  51. <Donnie>: "Well, Frankie got a cat I think but I don't know if that'd be her /spirit/ animal."
  52. Clara shrigs, and they make it to the gym.
  53. Donnie shrinks his otter back to normal size and walks normally once he's inside the gym
  54. Salvador enters room wearing a wife beater as well with some ratty torn up jeans and some boots
  55. <Salvador>: "Nice shirt, boss"
  56. Salvador is still completely monotone
  57. <CoachDruthers>: Everyone is here?
  58. Wrong_Way makes it to the gym finally. He has a small stain from the chocolate candy bar
  59. CoachDruthers waits for an answer
  60. Donnie looks around
  61. <Donnie>: "I think so."
  62. <Salvador>: "I'll just check my attendance sheet and make sure for you, man"
  63. <CoachDruthers>: That is fine
  64. CoachDruthers blows his whistle
  65. <CoachDruthers>: Now!
  66. Salvador pats down his pockets and shrugs
  67. <CoachDruthers>: What we have here today, is a regular old gym class
  68. <CoachDruthers>: and I only have one sport in my Classroom!
  69. <CoachDruthers>: MazeBall!
  70. <CoachDruthers>: Now, I am sure all of you know the rules, except for a mister....
  71. CoachDruthers points to Salvador
  72. <CoachDruthers>: What is your name?
  73. <Salvador>: "Sal"
  74. <Salvador>: "Kuznets"
  75.  
  76. <CoachDruthers>: Well, Mr Kuznets over here is new
  77. <CoachDruthers>: So, everyone, welcome him in
  78. Solo is new
  79. <CoachDruthers>: We also have a mister...
  80. CoachDruthers points at Solo
  81. Donnie smiles and waves to Salvador
  82. CoachDruthers taps his foot, waiting for a response
  83. <Solo>: "Brooks"
  84.  
  85. Clara waves at them
  86. <CoachDruthers>: Well, since MR Brooks and Mr Kuznet are new here, I guess I have to explain the rules of Maze Ball.
  87. <CoachDruthers>: Here are the rules
  88. Solo just does a head nod to clara, and dibblio
  89. <CoachDruthers>: 1. You must make it out of the maze
  90. Donnie gives an equally enthusiastic wave to Solo
  91. <CoachDruthers>: 2. I will give you all a 3 minute head start, and then I will come in. If I catch you, you are out. If you do not make it out in time, you are out. If you fail a challenge, you are out. Understood?
  92.  
  93. Clara raises a hand
  94. Donnie raises his hand
  95. <Clara>: [fuccoffdibbles I got fiiiirst]
  96. Wrong_Way raises his hand ]
  97. <CoachDruthers>: Yes?
  98. CoachDruthers looks at Clara
  99. <Donnie>: "Are we allowed to use our powers?"
  100. <Donnie>: : D]
  101. <Clara>: "Is there an actual ball involved?"
  102. <Clara>: [>asking first]
  103. <Clara>: [enemies for life, kid]
  104. <Donnie>: [I STARTED TYPING BEFORE HE SPECIFIED]
  105. <Donnie>: [I 'M SO SORRY]
  106. <Clara>: [never living this down]
  107. <Salvador>: "So its just a maze then?"
  108. Donnie will never visit the lab]
  109. <CoachDruthers>: Yes, there will be balls, and yes, powers are allowed, and no, Mr. Kuznet, it is more than a maze
  110. <CoachDruthers>: ENOUGH QUESTIONS THOUGH!
  111. <CoachDruthers>: BEGIN!
  112. <Salvador>: "KuznetS, sir"
  113. Salvador looks around for a maze
  114. CoachDruthers raises his hand, as a maze entrance pops out of the ground
  115. <Salvador>: "Huh"
  116. <Donnie>: [is there a roof to said maze?]
  117. <Solo>: "Coach my powers, give me an unfair advantage."
  118. Salvador jogs off into maze
  119. <CoachDruthers>: I do not care!
  120. Wrong_Way heads for the maze entrance to get out
  121. <CoachDruthers>: Get in there!
  122.  
  123. <CoachDruthers>: and there is a roof]
  124. <Clara>: [damn]
  125. <Donnie>: [master plan=foiled]
  126.  
  127. Clara goes in the maze
  128. <Wrong_Way>: "Maze master, coming through..."
  129. Donnie hops on board the giant otter express and flies into the maze
  130. Solo walks into the maze
  131. <CoachDruthers>: THREE MIUNTES. RUN
  132. Salvador runs
  133.  
  134. <CoachDruthers>: There is a path, to your right, and ahead of you
  135. Clara goes right
  136.  
  137. <CoachDruthers>: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sports_Empowerment http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illogical_Maze_Creation]
  138.  
  139. Wrong_Way decides to go right.
  140. Solo copies/enhances coaches powers and starts running into the maze
  141. Salvador watches the other run right and runs straight instead
  142. Wrong_Way says a "Hi Clara" as he continues to run down the right path.
  143. Salvador leisurely strolls down the straight path tapping into his phone as he goes along
  144. Donnie flies through the maze at unorthodox speed, occasionally crashing into walls during sharp turns and generally causing a ruckus as he searches for paths with no idea where he is
  145. Solo stops for a second
  146. <Salvador>: "I should snapchat this to Diablo"
  147. <CoachDruthers>: donnie, forward, or right?]
  148. Solo realizes
  149. <Donnie>: [forward]
  150. <Clara>: "Hey Mark, how's Tony?"
  151. Solo drops coaches powers
  152. Wrong_Way slows down a bit.
  153. <CoachDruthers>: Clara and Wrong_Way reach a dead end
  154. <Wrong_Way>: "Not bad. I think he's killed like-"
  155. Salvador steps out of the way as Donnie flies past
  156. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh shoot...."
  157. <Clara>: "....darn"
  158. Salvador continues walking sends a snapchat to diablo
  159. <CoachDruthers>: the floor beneath Salvador, Solo, and Donnie begins to get slippery, and starts to decline
  160. Solo equalizes eachother instead. So now they are both completely equal at this except he has a head start.
  161. Donnie shouts a "sorry" in the distance as he careens onward
  162. <Solo>: coach]
  163. <Salvador>: "Man he's gonna love that"
  164. <Solo>: i stopped walking awhile ago]
  165. Donnie is not even touching the ground
  166. <CoachDruthers>: A wall opens up behind Wrong_Way and Clara, blocking them off
  167. Salvador merely sits down and slides down the slope still texting on his phone
  168. <CoachDruthers>: You went down the straight path, and then stops]
  169. <Clara>: "Double darn"
  170. <Salvador>: "Clever sonuva"
  171. <CoachDruthers>: From the wall, out comes a hockey net, two sticks, a supply of pucks and a thick cut out of a goalie
  172. Salvador answers phone when it rings Shakira's Hips don't lie resounding through the maze briefly
  173. Wrong_Way picks up a hockey stick and a puck
  174. <Salvador>: "Whats good?"
  175. <Salvador>: "Mhm"
  176. Clara picks up a stick
  177. <Salvador>: "Yeah"
  178. <Salvador>: "See you then"
  179. <Clara>: "Oooooh I get it"
  180. Solo is walking I guess
  181. Wrong_Way starts hitting pucks to the goal
  182. Clara does the same
  183. Salvador continues sliding down slope
  184. <Wrong_Way>: "We better hurry. How much time left?" he says in between shots.
  185. <CoachDruthers>: As Salvador, Solo and Donnie reach the bottom, they come to a path, once again branching ahead, and to the right
  186. Salvador stands up and continues jogging straight ahead
  187. <Clara>: "I dunno, I forgot to bring the scouter with me"
  188. <CoachDruthers>: A clock opens up atop the goalie. ! minute until the coach enters. The goalie is blocking your shots
  189. <Wrong_Way>: "SHOOT!"
  190. Solo goes straight
  191. <CoachDruthers>: Finally, Wrong_Way is able to make a shot
  192. Clara messes with the gravity of the pucks, making them swerve past the goalie into the goal
  193. <CoachDruthers>: The wall opens up
  194. Donnie halts the giant flying otter express to contemplate his direction
  195. <Wrong_Way>: "Woo! I wish my dad saw that."
  196. <Wrong_Way>: "Come on!"
  197. <CoachDruthers>: wow[
  198. <Clara>: "Who knew you could play hockey, huh"
  199. <CoachDruthers>: poor choice of words, Wrong_Way]
  200. <Salvador>: [>mentioning dad round clara]
  201. <Clara>: [...]
  202. <Salvador>: [holy shit bro]
  203. <Wrong_Way>: [is everything too soon?]
  204. <Solo>: only with you]
  205. <Donnie>: [is this when the pain train starts?]
  206. <Solo>: come on lets go]
  207. <Salvador>: [no I laughed]
  208. <CoachDruthers>: alright]
  209. Wrong_Way runs down to the nearly revealed path
  210. Clara tries to play that off and follows him, internally screaming
  211. Salvador continues at his leisure pace
  212. <CoachDruthers>: Salvador and Solo go straight, and comes to a path, two paths leading right, and one straight ahead
  213. Donnie flies in circles a few times, humming a tune to himself and then does a loop-de-loop as he flies into the straight path
  214. Solo comtinues going straight
  215. Salvador doesn't look up from phone continues walking straight
  216. <Salvador>: "Ayep"
  217. <Wrong_Way>: "So how are you?" he calls back to Clara
  218. <CoachDruthers>: Wrong_Way and Clara are able to catch up with Donnie, Salvador and Solo
  219. <Clara>: "Oh, you know... alright..." she says, obvious exhaustion in her voice
  220. Wrong_Way slows down a bit to keep talking to Clara
  221. <CoachDruthers>: They all head down the path, and reach a ath, one leading forward, one leading right
  222. <Salvador>: "Sup"
  223. Donnie flies past clara and wrong way, slowing to a halt and backtracking to meet them again
  224. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh hey, everyone's here."
  225. <Wrong_Way>: "Which one of you guys has that Shakira ring tone?"
  226. Salvador continues forwards
  227. <Donnie>: "Oh, hey guys! Looks like we're all together again!"
  228. <Salvador>: "Present"
  229. Solo keeps going forward
  230. Wrong_Way gives Salvador a thumbs up
  231. <Clara>: "I bet it was Broo- oh it was you"
  232. <Wrong_Way>: "We gotta hurry. One minute left."
  233. <Salvador>: "Respect man"
  234. <Wrong_Way>: "Let's go right."
  235. <Salvador>: "I tried to build a Shakira robot once"
  236. <Clara>: "Incidentally I also tried that."
  237. <Salvador>: "It was creepy"
  238. Salvador keeps walking still looking down at phone messing with some app
  239. Wrong_Way tries to picture a Shakira robot, but he focuses on the task at hand.
  240. Solo is keeping his distance from them
  241. <CoachDruthers>: so, who goes where?]
  242. <Solo>: i said straight\
  243. <Solo>: ]
  244. Wrong_Way goes right
  245. <Salvador>: [straight]
  246. Clara also goes right, the right way is always right
  247. <CoachDruthers>: Solo, straight, Salvador, straight, Wrong_Way, Clara, and Donnie?]
  248. <Wrong_Way>: [right]
  249. <CoachDruthers>: Donnie?]
  250. <Donnie>: "Clara, you look pretty... tired? I could give you a ride if ya want."
  251. <Donnie>: [whoops, going right]. sorry]
  252. <Clara>: "I can handle it, thanks for the offer" she says offhandedly, too proud to accept help
  253. Wrong_Way continues down the right path
  254. <Salvador>: [more like thanks for the otter]
  255. Salvador mutters "more like thanks for the otter"
  256. Salvador continues jogging
  257. <CoachDruthers>: As Salvador and Solo go straight, the wall closes behind them. This time, golf clubs drop, and a hole, 100 yards away, pops up
  258. Salvador picks up a ball and begins jogging to the hole
  259. Donnie scowls, flying backwards for a moment, then going low to sweep under Clara. She falls rather smoothly onto the otter's back back
  260. <Solo>: is there a ball?]
  261. <CoachDruthers>: As Clara, Wrong_Way, and Donnie go right, they see a corkscrew pathway, and a bunch of hurdles
  262. <CoachDruthers>: yes[
  263. Salvador drops golf ball in hole
  264. <CoachDruthers>: and Salvador is stopped in his track, unable to go forward
  265. Clara struggles a bit but lets it happen as she's too tired to complain
  266. Solo just shoots it in with the club
  267. <CoachDruthers>: As a loud buzzer noise goes off
  268. Wrong_Way sighs as he starts jumping hurdles as the path continues on.
  269. <Salvador>: [>100yd hole in one]
  270. <CoachDruthers>: rolling for it]
  271. Clara mumbles something obviously not true about not needing sleep
  272. <CoachDruthers>: A whistle cries out through the walls of the maze
  273. <Solo>: I equalized skills with the coach]
  274. <Wrong_Way>: "Ooo. Someone got in troubleeeee."
  275. Donnie stops to listen to the whistle
  276. <Solo>: if he can do it, so can I]
  277. Salvador gives thumbs up to solo
  278. <CoachDruthers>: you said you dropped it]
  279. <Donnie>: "I wonder what that's all about."
  280. <Solo>: i dropped the powers, so that I could equalize]
  281. <Solo>: cant do both at once]
  282. <Wrong_Way>: "Someone messed up." he shouts back to Donnie
  283. <Salvador>: "Good job, Books"
  284. <CoachDruthers>: alright]
  285. <Donnie>: "Huh. okay."
  286. <CoachDruthers>: Solo is able to make a hole in one
  287. Donnie turns back to face Clara
  288. <CoachDruthers>: READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!
  289. <Donnie>: "Hold on tight, alright?"
  290. CoachDruthers 's loud stomps are heard throught the maze
  291. Solo throws the club to the side, and keeps walking. "Thanks"
  292. Clara clutches to the otter
  293. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh no."
  294. Wrong_Way continues to run and jump hurdles.
  295. Salvador runs whichever way is open
  296. Donnie grins and does likewise, and the flying otter express begins flying over the hurdles
  297. Salvador spills over golf clubs in path
  298. Salvador trips all nearby people
  299. Salvador sprints away
  300. <Wrong_Way>: [we're on a different path bro]
  301. <CoachDruthers>: is Salvador able to hurdle well?]
  302. <Donnie>: [whaaat?]
  303. <Salvador>: [He's a decent athlete and tall and gangly]
  304. <Salvador>: [so maybe?]
  305. <CoachDruthers>: alright]
  306. <Clara>: [we flyin brah]
  307. <CoachDruthers>: Salvador and Solo are able to hurdle quite easily
  308. Salvador does the jump hurdles the hurdles
  309. Solo hurdles with ease
  310. Salvador knocks over hurdles in a big mess behind him as he goes
  311. <CoachDruthers>: Eventually, the group makes it to a path, this time going forward, and branching to your left
  312. Wrong_Way manages to get to the path without falling on his face.
  313. Solo always goes straight
  314. Wrong_Way catches his breathe, wondering if he should go straight or left
  315. Clara goes the way Donnie does, as she is half asleep on an otter
  316. Salvador goes left
  317. <Donnie>: "Which way do you guys wanna go?"
  318. <Wrong_Way>: "I'm feeling...straight..."
  319. Wrong_Way catches his breath and runs down straight.
  320. Salvador does the left runs fast
  321. Salvador does the left runs fast
  322.  
  323. <Clara>: ["that's a first, eh Mark?" followed by the whole gym going OOOOOOOOOOOOH]
  324. <Wrong_Way>: [fuck you clara ):]
  325. <Clara>: [if I didn't do it someone would have done it, and worse]
  326. <Wrong_Way>: [b-but i kissed a girl today...]
  327.  
  328. Donnie nods. "Straight it is. I'd offer you a ride but Clara's almost done already..." me begins smoothly following after wrong_way
  329. <CoachDruthers>: Clara, Solo, Wrong_Way and Donnie all head straight, and come to a pit, a pole in front of it
  330. <CoachDruthers>: Salvador once again enters a trap room
  331. Donnie lingers looking at Clara with a concerned expression, but goes back to focusing on steering
  332. Salvador looks around trap
  333. Wrong_Way looks at the pole.
  334. Solo needs a better description of the area
  335. Salvador checks time on phone
  336. <Salvador>: "Hmmmm"
  337. <CoachDruthers>: He room opens up, as a keyboard and computer rises out of the floor in front of him. The number 300 pops up in front of him, as words begin to pour on the screen
  338. Donnie stops next to wrong_way, studying the pole
  339. Clara researches the pole
  340. Salvador taps a little icon of a devil in the corner of his phone
  341. <CoachDruthers>: The room Solo is in has a 20 metre wide pit, a pole, and a little bug in hole near the lip of the pit
  342. Salvador looks up from phone at keyboard and computer
  343. <Wrong_Way>: "...Anyone good at throwing?"
  344. <Solo>: The fug is a bug in hole?]
  345. <Wrong_Way>: [it's the target we have to sit]
  346. <Donnie>: "Clara?"
  347. <Clara>: "I can do it"
  348. Salvador tries pressing ctrl alt delete
  349. <Wrong_Way>: "Cool."
  350. <CoachDruthers>: dug[
  351. Donnie lowers them to the ground, the otter lying down on it's stomach
  352. <Clara>: [what exactly am I doing?]
  353. <Solo>: how big is the pole?]
  354. <CoachDruthers>: The computer doesnt respond, as the words "The quick Brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" Flash on the screen]
  355. <Solo>: how long is the pit]
  356. <Wrong_Way>: "Just throw the pole to that hole."
  357. <CoachDruthers>: It's big enough to polevault[
  358. Solo grabs the pole and polevaults across
  359. <Wrong_Way>: "...Or not."
  360. <CoachDruthers>: Solo makes it across
  361. Solo throws the pole back
  362. <Solo>: "Or you could fly"
  363. Salvador scratches the back of his head
  364. Solo continues on
  365. <Donnie>: "Do you think it'd be cheating to do that?
  366. Salvador presses escape
  367. <Clara>: [I had no idea what I was looking at]
  368. <Wrong_Way>: "No idea."
  369. Wrong_Way grabs the pole.
  370. <Solo>: neither did I?]
  371. <Wrong_Way>: "Well, here goes nothing."
  372. <CoachDruthers>: Yes. It would be.
  373. CoachDruthers stands at the end of the hallway, holding a dodgeball
  374. Wrong_Way attempts to follow what Solo did.
  375. Donnie looks back to Clara
  376. <Donnie>: "You've got enough steam left in you to do this, right?"
  377. <Solo>: so hes in front of me?]
  378. <Clara>: "....I can try"
  379. <Solo>: or behind?]
  380. <CoachDruthers>: Nothing happens for Salvador. The words type begin to flash on the screen
  381. <CoachDruthers>: behind the three kids]
  382. <Solo>: ah cool]
  383. Salvador shrugs and removes screw driver from pocket and disassembles computer begins remaking into a roomba
  384. Solo is running down like hell
  385. <Donnie>: "Hhhhhmmmmmmmm."
  386. Donnie makes a generally distressed throat noise.
  387. <Wrong_Way>: [did i pole vault?]
  388. <CoachDruthers>: ya made it]
  389. <Wrong_Way>: "DONNIE!"
  390. Wrong_Way throws the pole across to him
  391. <CoachDruthers>: Salvador, ya just gotta type]
  392. <CoachDruthers>: speedtyping is a sport]
  393. <Salvador>: [did it become a roomba?
  394. <Salvador>: ]*
  395. <CoachDruthers>: Yes]
  396. <Solo>: fell[
  397. <Clara>: [MAKE IT A DOOMBA]
  398. <Clara>: >: D]
  399. Donnie 's otter disappears as gauntlets form over Donnie's hands to catch the pole
  400. Wrong_Way continues down the path
  401. Salvador sits on roomba drifting around the room while fiddling with his phone
  402. <Salvador>: "I wonder what everybody's up to right now"
  403. <CoachDruthers>: The door doesn't open
  404. Solo is still going down this seemingly endless hallway
  405. Salvador shrugs and listens to shakira in trapped room
  406. <Donnie>: "Uh... hmm. I'll go first, and then I'll throw the pole back to you, and I can make my arms all stretchy to catch you if you mess up. Is that okay?"
  407. <Salvador>: [I cant be the only one amused by sal riding around on a roomba]
  408. <Clara>: "Go for it"
  409. <Donnie>: [I am]
  410. Donnie nods and attempts to polevault
  411. <Clara>: hey salvador, can I see your roomba? ]
  412. <Solo>: i didnt know he was]
  413. <Solo>: im still going down this hallway]
  414. <Solo>: forever]
  415. <CoachDruthers>: Solo makes it to a dead end, with a weight lying on the ground
  416. Solo lifts the weight
  417. Wrong_Way is also running as well
  418. <CoachDruthers>: The door opens ahead of him
  419. <CoachDruthers>: CoachDruthers begins to wind up his throwing arm
  420. Salvador does handstand on roomba
  421. Solo runs past the doors distance, and then lowers the weight
  422. Salvador falls over
  423. <Salvador>: "Huh"
  424. Salvador tries again
  425. <CoachDruthers>: Get ready for BOMBARDMENT!
  426. CoachDruthers whips a ball at Clara
  427. <Wrong_Way>: [title drop]
  428. <Donnie>: [we never even vaulted yet coach]
  429. Clara spins around, the ball deflects away from her as she expends more than a bit of her last energy putting up a barrier
  430. Wrong_Way is still running to the room after the pole vault
  431. <Solo>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m3ZkJTX1qYTITLE: bombardment-simpsons
  432. VIEWS: 21067
  433. FAVES: 0
  434. RATING: 4
  435. RATERS: 89
  436. UPLOADED: Matt Daniells
  437. <CoachDruthers>: Donnie makes it across
  438. <CoachDruthers>: Wrong_Way makes it to the weights
  439. <CoachDruthers>: The ball drops down
  440. <CoachDruthers>: Huh, smart girl, eh?
  441. Wrong_Way attempts to lift the weight.
  442. <CoachDruthers>: Let's see you deal with....BOOMERANGS!
  443. Salvador falls over again
  444. <Salvador>: "You dare, appliance?!"
  445. CoachDruthers grabs 8 boomerangs from his back, and tosses them at Clara
  446. Solo be going along
  447. Salvador looks down at roomba which cackles and begins racing around the room
  448. <Donnie>: /me stretches his arm and attempts to whip some of the boomerangs out of the air, also handing the pole to Clara
  449. Donnie stretches his arm and attempts to whip some of the boomerangs out of the air, also handing the pole to Clara
  450. <CoachDruthers>: The weight is 150 pounds, Wrong_Way ]
  451. <Donnie>: [odd]
  452. Salvador has an epic battle to capture the roomba several attacks, hand stands, and small fires later the beast is vanquished
  453. Clara grabs the pole, vaulting across to the other side
  454. <Wrong_Way>: [are you saying i can't lift it?]
  455. <Clara>: [dyel]
  456. <Solo>: yes[
  457. Salvador licks finger and puts out hair
  458. <Wrong_Way>: [aw]
  459. <Salvador>: "Huh"
  460. <CoachDruthers>: The boomerangs are properly deflected, and Clara makes it across]
  461. Salvador tries to do a handstand again
  462. Wrong_Way sits on the floor and waits for the others to catch up.
  463. Clara stumbles a bit, then rushes down the hallway
  464. <Wrong_Way>: "That must be like, a million pounds..."
  465. <Solo>: luckily i dropped it past the door so either youre past the door, or the gate is closed with the key inside]
  466. Donnie 's gauntlets fade to smoke and the otter express reforms, sweeping Clara up again
  467. Clara rides on the otter to safety
  468. <Donnie>: "I think this is the last stretch! Can you protect us until we get to the end?"
  469. <CoachDruthers>: Solo comes to a racetrack, with a rope lying on the ground, and a three legged robot beside him, poised and ready to run
  470. Solo ties himself to the robit, and starts the race
  471. <Clara>: "Can do, Donnie"
  472. <CoachDruthers>: The robot doesn't move
  473. Solo turns on the robot
  474. Wrong_Way still waits in the weight room.
  475. Salvador tries to rebuild the doomba
  476. <Solo>: oh wait duh
  477. <CoachDruthers>: Clara and Donnie see Wrong_Way failing to lift the weight
  478. Solo unties himself
  479. <Clara>: "Need help there, maaaaark"
  480. <Wrong_Way>: "Can you guys...help..."
  481. <Wrong_Way>: "YES."
  482. Salvador ponders what life outside this trap is like
  483. Wrong_Way can't really keep the weight off the ground
  484. Solo runs back
  485. Donnie hops off the otter and tries to add his limited strength to help Wrong_Way
  486. Clara slinks off the otter, picks up the weight with ease as she basically makes it weightless
  487. <CoachDruthers>: The door opens up
  488. <Clara>: [DYEL DONNIE AND MARK]
  489. Wrong_Way falls to the ground from the sudden ease of it
  490. Wrong_Way picks himself up.
  491. <Wrong_Way>: "Thanks..."
  492. <Wrong_Way>: "Let's go..."
  493. Wrong_Way rubs his sore arms as he continues down to the next room.
  494. <Donnie>: [no, usually my otter does that but you're currently freeloading off of it so...]
  495. Salvador looks down at the burnt leftovers of the doomba
  496. Salvador makes a better more keyboardy doomba
  497. <Donnie>: "Thanks, Clara!"
  498. Donnie hops back onto the otter express
  499. <Clara>: [GET /FIT/ SON]
  500. Solo is waiting for these kids
  501. Clara slinks back on the otter
  502. <Donnie>: "Just a little longer..."
  503. Donnie begins advancing to the next challenge
  504. <CoachDruthers>: Donnie, Clara, and Wrong_Way all see Solo waiting by the three legged robot, as a second piece of rope materializes in front of them
  505. Salvador looks at the keyboard doomba ponderously
  506. <Wrong_Way>: "Huh."
  507. Salvador tries control alt delete
  508. <CoachDruthers>: Salvador makes a successful keyboard, as it begins to type out the words for him
  509. <Salvador>: "Nice"
  510. <Wrong_Way>: "You guys work together. I'll work with...."
  511. Solo is waiting with a expression that could either be dazed or pissed
  512. <CoachDruthers>: the door opens up behind Salvador
  513. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh...what's your name again?"
  514. Solo is probably both
  515. <Solo>: "Brooks"
  516. <Donnie>: [what's going on in this room, again?]
  517. <Salvador>: "Ey"
  518. <Solo>: three legged race against a robit]
  519. Salvador jogs out of the room doomba under his arm
  520. <Wrong_Way>: "Okay brooks. I'm your third leg."
  521. Salvador continues jogging down path
  522. <CoachDruthers>: Salvador comes across the pole vault room, and CoachDruthers standing in front of it, ready to vault
  523. <Donnie>: "Okay, Clara. We can totally do this."
  524. <Solo>: "...."
  525. <Clara>: [>leaving the child and the fainting girl to do a three legged race]
  526. Wrong_Way grabs a piece of rope for the race and stands next to Solo.
  527. <Wrong_Way>: [Yep]
  528. <Solo>: "Lets just get this over with"
  529. <Wrong_Way>: [B)]
  530. Donnie seems to mostly be reassuring himself at this point as the otter express lowers to the ground and lets them off
  531. Salvador slides doomba under coaches feet as he goes to vault
  532. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, you good at knots?"
  533. Clara just hopes she doesn't get hit with a dodgeball
  534. Solo raises mark up to his level, equality and what not.
  535. Wrong_Way offers the rope to Solo.
  536. Clara takes the rope
  537. Solo ties the rope to their legs
  538. <Solo>: 3
  539. <Solo>: 2
  540. <Clara>: "So... three legged race right?" she tries remembering her knots she learned
  541. Donnie gets his gauntlets back as he helps tie the rope
  542. <Solo>: 1
  543. <CoachDruthers>: Solo, give me a second]
  544. <Solo>: k]
  545. Clara internally goes through knot tying 101 as she ties their legs together
  546. <Donnie>: "Yeah, that's right." Donnie says both in reference to the challenge at hand as well as the knot she's making.
  547. CoachDruthers steps on the roomba, and successfully does a cartwheel, and looks at Salvador
  548. <CoachDruthers>: This yer doing?
  549. <Salvador>: "Yes, sir"
  550. <CoachDruthers>: As the two groups tie their feet up, A loud countdown begins to go off
  551. <CoachDruthers>: The robot whirs to life
  552. <CoachDruthers>: 3
  553. <CoachDruthers>: 2
  554. <CoachDruthers>: 1
  555. <CoachDruthers>: BZZZZT
  556. Solo runs off with wrong_way
  557. <CoachDruthers>: The robot begins to jet down the track
  558. Wrong_Way is running down with Solo
  559. <CoachDruthers>: Well, normally I would take you out....
  560. Salvador shrigs
  561. <CoachDruthers>: But I need a partner for three legged racing
  562. Clara goes down the track, using gravity to make it less of a hassle for them and speed them along
  563. <Salvador>: "Yeah me too"
  564. Donnie stretches his arm and grabs at the robot's legs to both slow ti down and speed them up as they go along
  565. <Salvador>: "Let's do it to it, boss man"
  566. CoachDruthers picks up Salvador, and makes a running long jump across the chasm
  567. <CoachDruthers>: Donnie recieves a slight electrical shock
  568. <CoachDruthers>: No cheating!
  569. Salvador majestically is carried across gap
  570. <Donnie>: "Gah! There does /my/ plan..."
  571. <Clara>: "You okay?!" she says over to him, not breaking her stride
  572. <CoachDruthers>: CoachDruthers then uses one arm to pick up the weight, and runs into the room, quickly tying the knot as fast as humanly possible, since knot tying is a sport
  573. Donnie flaps his hand as the gauntlets fade away into smoke
  574. <CoachDruthers>: Ready?
  575. <Donnie>: "Y-yeah, I'll be fine. It's fine, I'm sure it's only a little further before I can let you get some rest."
  576. <Salvador>: "Blast off"
  577. Wrong_Way is still running with solo?
  578. Solo runs with marky
  579. <CoachDruthers>: The finish line seems to be about 35 feet away
  580. CoachDruthers jets off, as he blazes down the track. He spot the kids, and begins to take out dodgeballs
  581. Donnie is determinedly doing his best to keep pace with someone 1.5 times his size
  582. <CoachDruthers>: BOMBARDMENT!
  583. <Wrong_Way>: "OH JEEZ!"
  584. Clara keeps on going, obviously thinking about that soft nurse's office be- OH GOD NOT THIS GUY AGAIN
  585. CoachDruthers begins to toss a ball at Solo and Wrong_Way
  586. <CoachDruthers>: BOMBARDMENT!
  587. Solo pushes mark out of the way, and into the ground
  588. Salvador begins throwing balls as well
  589. Donnie keeps muttering under his breath, his cheery disposition all but lost at this point
  590. <Salvador>: "Yeeeaaah..."
  591. Salvador throws dodgeballs
  592. Wrong_Way falls to the ground
  593. <Wrong_Way>: "Ow ow owwww."
  594. Solo pulls him up, and starts running again
  595. Wrong_Way rubs his face as he continues to run with Solo
  596. Clara gotta go fast
  597. Salvador throws one up and spikes it in a random direction
  598. <Salvador>: "woo"
  599. <CoachDruthers>: Solo and Wrong_Way are frozen in their tracks, legs unable to move
  600. <Wrong_Way>: "...What?"
  601. <CoachDruthers>: CHEATING!
  602. Donnie must retain velocity
  603. <Wrong_Way>: "OH COME ON!"
  604. <Solo>: How did we cheat?
  605. <CoachDruthers>: oh wait, shit]
  606. <CoachDruthers>: I thought you tossed mark off you]
  607. <CoachDruthers>: keep going, sorry]
  608. <CoachDruthers>: redact info]
  609. <CoachDruthers>: bork bork bork]
  610. <Wrong_Way>: [cool]
  611. Solo is running in sync with the marky marker
  612. Clara has to accelerate continuously
  613. Wrong_Way keeps his eye on the finish line ahead
  614. <CoachDruthers>: All the kids make it to the end of the track before the robot
  615. Salvador does a cool slow motion spike at the robot
  616. <CoachDruthers>: CoachDruthers and Salvador are still running down the track
  617. <Wrong_Way>: "YES!"
  618. <CoachDruthers>: The robot is knocked down
  619. Wrong_Way does a small victory dance
  620. Donnie seems to have trouble keeping up with his comparatively stubby legs but he's obviously trying his best
  621. Solo rips the rope off of themm
  622. <Wrong_Way>: "We did itt, we did ittt"
  623. Clara takes off the rope, obviously pooped
  624. <CoachDruthers>: The path way splits into 3 different paths, straight ahead
  625. <CoachDruthers>: Choose wisely
  626. Salvador does a fist pump into the air
  627. Wrong_Way looks at the paths
  628. <Wrong_Way>: "OH COME ON!"
  629. Solo goes straight ahead
  630. Clara sees the paths, lets out a groan
  631. <Solo>: always]
  632. Wrong_Way goes right,
  633. <Wrong_Way>: [well, rightmost path]
  634. Donnie is getting somewhat visibly exhausted at this point, putting his hands on his head to prevent a cramp and catch his breath
  635. <Donnie>: "I think, -hah- I can't, -hah- Clara you can still -hah- ride my otter but I'm -hah- gonna have to walk now."
  636. <Clara>: "What?"
  637. Donnie motions with his hand and the otter express, smaller this time, scoops up just clara.
  638. <Donnie>: "Which way?"
  639. <Clara>: "...left"
  640. CoachDruthers and Salvador make it to the finish line
  641. CoachDruthers looks at Salvador
  642. <Donnie>: "Alright then, cool."
  643. <CoachDruthers>: 1 minute head start
  644. <CoachDruthers>: starting now
  645. Donnie begins jogging to the left
  646. Donnie 's otter follows beside him
  647. <CoachDruthers>: I know]
  648. Salvador runs runs runs
  649. Clara is on the otter, struggling not to fall asleep
  650. <Wrong_Way>: [left right or straight, salvador?]
  651. <Salvador>: [left]
  652. <Salvador>: [also brb]
  653. <CoachDruthers>: Clara, Salvador and Donnie make it to a table, with a multitude of hot dogs in front of them. Solo makes it to a giant tree, with an axe, and a belt on the floor, and a light shining at the top. Wrong Way makes it to a table with this on it, and a robot sitting across from him
  654. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh fun."
  655. Wrong_Way looks at his letters
  656. Donnie groans as the otter express lets down Clara and begins scarfing down hotdogs. Giant otters have giant appetites, who'da thunk.
  657. <Clara>: "I thought this was PE, not lunch block...."
  658. Solo grabs the belt, and grabs the axe
  659. Solo uses the belt to wrap around himself, and the tree to keep him steadied
  660. <CoachDruthers>: ]
  661. <Wrong_Way>: "AGHHHH!"
  662. <Donnie>: "I'm getting sick... of this..."
  663. Donnie sits down to watch his otter go to work on the hotdogs
  664. Solo then tries to climb his way up, using the axe when needed
  665. <CoachDruthers>: Sol successfuly scales the tree, and makes it to the top
  666. Wrong_Way tries to think of words
  667. <Solo>: woo
  668. <Wrong_Way>: "Come on..."
  669. <Solo>: >sol]
  670. <CoachDruthers>: the Otter is able to scarf down the hot dogs, as he is beamed out of the room
  671. Solo looks at his surroundings?
  672. <Donnie>: [the otter, or us?]
  673. <Solo>: whats the light?]
  674. Wrong_Way tries "oue"
  675. <CoachDruthers>: Solo Rises out of the pit, and is now back in the gym, next to an otter
  676. Solo is out of the pit, and sits down indian style relaxing a bit
  677. <CoachDruthers>: the robot buzzes at Wrong_Way, and give him back his tiles, as he begins to spell a word
  678. <Donnie>: "Great. There goes my powers, I think I'm done."
  679. <Wrong_Way>: "Freaking robots...."
  680. <Clara>: "....wait what?" she says, not exactly thinking straight as well as being hella tired
  681. <CoachDruthers>: It spells MUZJIKS
  682. Donnie goes from sitting down to lying on his back, staring at the ceiling
  683. <Wrong_Way>: "How?"
  684. <Wrong_Way>: "That's a word?"
  685. Clara isn't particularly hungry. In fact she hasn't been eating much recently.
  686. Solo looks at the otter
  687. <CoachDruthers>: A RUSSIAN PEASANT
  688. <CoachDruthers>: Clara, Salvador, Donnie and Wrong_Way can all hear the stomps of CoachDruthers down the hall
  689. Wrong_Way looks at his tiles
  690. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh uh..."
  691. Donnie 's otter looks back at Solo with a blank expression, scratching behind it's ear
  692. Wrong_Way tries "ae"
  693. <Solo>: Eew
  694. Solo looks away from the otter
  695. <CoachDruthers>: You have to use MUZJIKS, Wrong_Way]
  696. <Wrong_Way>: [dude, you only gave me vowels]
  697. Solo thinks "Cant believe they let these kids keep weasels..."
  698. Clara frowns
  699. <Wrong_Way>: [oh.OHHHH]
  700. CoachDruthers tromps into Clara, Salvador and Donnie;s room
  701. <CoachDruthers>: So, laying down, eh?
  702. Wrong_Way looks at the muzjiks and puts that down
  703. <Clara>: "Yeah I give up coach. Can I go see the nurse or something?" she says blankly
  704. Salvador looks up from his phone
  705. <Salvador>: "Huh?"
  706. CoachDruthers winds up a ball, and tosses them at Salvador, Clara, and Donnie
  707. <CoachDruthers>: BOMBARDMENT!
  708. Donnie opens his mouth to say something spiteful, but sighs and looks back at the ceiling as he's his square with a dodgeball
  709. <CoachDruthers>: the three are hit, and begin to rise out of the maze
  710. <Salvador>: "Did anyone even survive this?"
  711. Clara is unconscious by the time she is out of there
  712. <CoachDruthers>: They are not outside, as CoachDruthers egins to tromp back to Wrong_Way
  713. Wrong_Way tries playing "MUZJIKS"
  714. <CoachDruthers>: Wrong_Way, have you played scrabble?]
  715. Salvador scratches his chin as he lands back down in the gym
  716. <Wrong_Way>: [never]
  717. <CoachDruthers>: oh]
  718. <CoachDruthers>: well then]
  719. Clara is on the floor. Unconscious
  720. <CoachDruthers>: the robot went first, and spelled Muzjiks]
  721. Donnie picks up Clara and tp's her to the nurse's office.
  722. <CoachDruthers>: Now, you have to use your letters, and spell a word, using a letter from MUZJIKS in it]
  723. <Wrong_Way>: [okay...]
  724. <Donnie>: "We got pretty close, I think."
  725. Wrong_Way adds an o and e behind the s
  726. <Donnie>: "Probably should have noticed she was so tired back when we were in the halls though, I wouldn't have wasted all my energy at the beginning..."
  727. Donnie goes back to the gym to face his fate with a little dignity
  728. Wrong_Way waits for the robot to do something.
  729. <Solo>: fell]
  730. <Wrong_Way>: "I hate this gameeee."
  731. <CoachDruthers>: The door opens up behind Wrong_Way
  732. <CoachDruthers>: A light shines through it
  733. Wrong_Way sees the door open
  734. <Wrong_Way>: "I love this game."
  735. <CoachDruthers>: CoachDruthers starts to run up behind him, and spots Wrong_Way
  736. Wrong_Way starts running to the door
  737. <CoachDruthers>: BOMBARDMENT!
  738. Wrong_Way turns to see the Coach
  739. <Wrong_Way>: "OH noooo."
  740. CoachDruthers whips a ball at Wrong_Way, but not before Wrong_Way makes it through the door
  741. Donnie sits down with his back against the wall, winded and sweaty from exhaustion.
  742. Wrong_Way made it through the door.
  743. <CoachDruthers>: The maze begins to fade away, as CoachDruthers stands in the middle of the classroom
  744. <CoachDruthers>: Good job, students!
  745. <CoachDruthers>: Half of you were able to make it out alive!
  746. CoachDruthers goes to shake Wrong_Way's, Solo's and the otter's hand
  747. <CoachDruthers>: the other half...not so lucky
  748. <Donnie>: "Clara passed out so I sent her to the nurse, so don't mark her as skipping..."
  749. Wrong_Way has his hand shaken
  750. Wrong_Way lays on the gym floor now
  751. Donnie 's otter goes over to curl up in his lap
  752. CoachDruthers looks at Donnie, Salvador, and sees that Clara is missing
  753. Solo shakes coaches hand
  754. <CoachDruthers>: Is she okay?
  755. <Solo>: "Shell be fine"
  756. <Donnie>: "I don't think she slept, but she's at the nurse now so I think she'll be fine."
  757. <Donnie>: "She... went through some stressful... family stuff, last I heard."
  758. <CoachDruthers>: Good, good. Don't need a lawsuit on my hand. I don't think Lawyering is a sport
  759. <Solo>: "Debate is"
  760. <CoachDruthers>: So, did you kids have fun?
  761. Wrong_Way gives a "so, so" with his hand as helays on the floor
  762. <Clara>: [I'll get Hab to sue yo-.....]
  763. <Clara>: [;~;]
  764. <Donnie>: "At first, I guess. Helping people is hard."
  765. <Solo>: "It was alright"
  766. Salvador shrugs
  767. <Salvador>: "Class is class, boss man"
  768. <CoachDruthers>: Alright
  769. <CoachDruthers>: The bell rings
  770. <CoachDruthers>: Class dismissed!
  771. Solo heads out of the classroom
  772. Wrong_Way realizes he's got lunch now and sighs
  773. Salvador exits the class room
  774. <Salvador>: "Hmm"
  775. Wrong_Way pulls himself off of the floor.
  776. <Wrong_Way>: "Donnie, wanna walk to lunch together?"
  777. <Donnie>: "Uh, I'll meet you there. I've gotta do something first."
  778. <Wrong_Way>: "Okay..."
  779. <Wrong_Way>: "I'm /not/ in the cafeteria."
  780. Wrong_Way teleports himself out of the classroom.
  781. Solo is in the cafe already, eating a burger and fries.
  782. Donnie hoists himself back onto his feet and teleports out and back to the nurse's office. he sifts through his backpack for a pencil and some paper. He thinks for a moment and begins scrawling onto the paper, placing it in Clara's hand.
  783. Salvador looks around opens his mouth to say something but realizes he is alone
  784. <Salvador>: "oh"
  785. Salvador stuffs his phone in his pocket and begins walking to lunch
  786. Wrong_Way ends up getting a ketchup sandwich again.
  787. <Donnie>: (When you get better it might be fun to let our spirit animals play together! I never heard of that dinosaur-bird thing before! Get well soon! ~Donnie) Included on the paper is a crude stick figure doodle of him and his otter smiling next to Clara and a question mark
  788. Clara sleeps, squirming a little bit and her hand gently grips on the paper
  789. Donnie looks around a little bit and tp's out to the lunchroom, picking up some french fries and walking next to Wrong_Way
  790. <Clara>: [daww]
  791. <Solo>: I wonder why nuzzie and umbra dont play]
  792. <Donnie>: [that's a very good question]
  793. <Wrong_Way>: [nuzzie might eat umbra]
  794. Salvador passes by lunch room dismisses it witha hand wave and continues on to his room
  795. <Donnie>: [we ought to all get together with our magical soul beasts and have a party
  796. Donnie doesn't want to follow wrong_way to his room, instead finding a seat at solo's table
  797. <Wrong_Way>: [...i didn't go to my room]
  798. <Salvador>: [Sal went to his room]
  799. <Solo>: ww nuzzie isnt that big..]
  800. <Donnie>: [oops, misread salv as you]
  801. <Wrong_Way>: [oh]
  802. <Donnie>: [getting tired irl too, it seems]
  803. Salvador resumes tinkering
  804. Solo notices dibbles, but continues eating his burger and fries
  805. Donnie still follows this course of action because I don't feel like changing it now
  806. <Donnie>: "...What's up?"
  807. <Solo>: "...."
  808. Donnie nibbles on half a fry
  809. <Solo>: "How old are you?"
  810. <Donnie>: "I'm eight, but I'll be nine soon."
  811. <Solo>: is he eating his own, or my fries?]
  812. <Donnie>: [my fries, it's all I rodered]
  813. <Solo>: "Shouldnt you be like, in a group of kids or with a teacher?"
  814. <Donnie>: "My mom is the librarian..."
  815. <Solo>: "No I mean...right here"
  816. <Solo>: "Youre with a group of teenagers"
  817. <Donnie>: "There's not too many kids my age."
  818. Donnie looks at his food
  819. <Donnie>: "I get along really good with teenagers now, though..."
  820. <Solo>: "Thats unsettling, kid you better go before I beat you up and take your lunch money or something."
  821. Solo badly does a scary face "Grrr"
  822. Donnie looks at him with a rather unamused expression before taking his french fries and walking over to sit by wrong_way
  823. Wrong_Way is resting his head on the table, really tired
  824. <Donnie>: "Hey Mark."
  825. <Wrong_Way>: "Hey."
  826. Solo is happy and is going back to his burger and fries
  827. <Donnie>: "You tired, too?"
  828. <Wrong_Way>: "I guess. I had to play that game with letters in it."
  829. <Wrong_Way>: "It was terrible."
  830. <Wrong_Way>: "Who were you talking to?"
  831. <Donnie>: "I goofed around in the beginning because I didn't even realize how tired Clara was, and because of that I was really tired at the end and we couldn't win."
  832. <Donnie>: "And some guy who was in the maze with us, I didn't ask his name. He doesn't like people my age, I guess."
  833. Wrong_Way looks back to figure out who and sees Solo
  834. <Wrong_Way>: "He seems okay."
  835. Salvador resumes fierce pounding of his red hot hamer
  836. Donnie shrugs and lies his head down on the table in a similar manner
  837. <Solo>: lewd]
  838. Salvador get your mind out of the gutter
  839. <Solo>: pfft]
  840. Salvador 's stomach grumbles
  841. <Donnie>: "I might go back to my room and take a nap, I feel kinda sick from pushing myself too far."
  842. <Salvador>: "Sustenance"
  843. *** CoachDruthers is now known as HabeusKaiju
  844. <Donnie>: "Maybe when Lunch is over..."
  845. Salvador pulls on a jacket over his wife beater and exits his dorm walking back to the cafeteria
  846. <Wrong_Way>: "..you wanna ditch next period?"
  847. Donnie nibbles on another french fry, not even moving at this point. The otter pushes them into his mouth.
  848. <Donnie>: "I think I have math after this anyways, and my mom and aunt both agreed that the teacher was crazy."
  849. <Donnie>: "Aren't you allowed to sleep through a class if you get a nurse's pass? Maybe I can do that."
  850. Wrong_Way shrigs, still resting his head
  851. Salvador whistles merrily into the cafeteria strolling up to the line taking his ketchup sandwich and standing in the middle of the room eating it while thinking deeply
  852. Wrong_Way rolls his head to his other side to see Salvador
  853. <Wrong_Way>: "Huh. Never seen someone look content eating a ketchup sandwich.
  854. <Salvador>: "Why am I still eating this"
  855. Donnie was already facing that sirection with his rested head. He sits up, realizing how odd it must look to see two people at a lunch table nearly asleep
  856. <HabeusKaiju>: Now I want a ketchup sandwich[
  857. <Wrong_Way>: [wtf hab]
  858. Salvador finishes sandwich and gently wipes lips with a napkin despite the fact he is covered with soot all over
  859. <HabeusKaiju>: ketchup and bologna]
  860. <Wrong_Way>: [ew]
  861. <Donnie>: "He seems pretty awake compared to everyone else..."
  862. Salvador removes doomba from back pack and resumes tinkering sitting at a nearby table
  863. Wrong_Way shrigs once again
  864. Salvador remains stoically bored looking as the doomba bursts into flames
  865. Salvador throws jacket over doomba fire
  866. <Salvador>: "Hrm"
  867. Donnie looks at the almost surreal image of this man tinkering with the flaming doomba
  868. *** Solo is now known as Gwyd
  869. <Donnie>: "...I think I will get some sleep, actually."
  870. Salvador throws still flaming doomba into trash can and sits at table drumming his fingers and thinking hard
  871. <Wrong_Way>: "Alright. See you."
  872. <Salvador>: "Hmmm
  873. Donnie tp's ut of there, leaving the majority of his fries on the table untouched
  874. Solo finishes his burger and fries
  875. Wrong_Way eats Donnie's fries.
  876. Salvador looks over at now on fire trashcan
  877. <Salvador>: "Huh"
  878. Salvador tips over trash can and rolls it outside
  879. Wrong_Way figures he'll talk to Solo first since Donnie thought he was weird.
  880. Wrong_Way takes a seat at Solo's table "Hey."
  881. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, that was some cool running we did?"
  882. Salvador gets another ketchup sandwich
  883. <Solo>: "...yeah, real /cool/ running"
  884. Salvador opens it up sticks one piece of bread to the wall
  885. <Salvador>: "Fascinating"
  886. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, I guess so."
  887. Salvador lights it on fire as well
  888. <Wrong_Way>: "So, what do you think of the school?"
  889. <Solo>: "Its a bit of an insult, mark."
  890. <Wrong_Way>: "...How do you know my name?"
  891. Salvador eats other piece of sandwich as he watches the other piece burn
  892. <Solo>: "Youre on the s-men team"
  893. <Solo>: "I know youre name, for the same reason I know the name of my old school's quarterback"
  894. <Wrong_Way>: "Huh....What else do they say about me?"
  895. <Solo>: "They say youre awkward at conversations with people you dont know."
  896. <Wrong_Way>: "I can see where they're going with that, but we seem to be having a good conversation."
  897. <Wrong_Way>: "I guess we proved them wrong, eh?"
  898. <Solo>: "Yeah, you really showed them"
  899. <Solo>: {SARCASM}
  900. <Salvador>: A piece of ketchup bread comes flying from across the room planting onto the table between them
  901. <Salvador>: "Sorry!"
  902. <Wrong_Way>: "Dude! You're wasting ketchup sandwiches!"
  903. Solo grabs a napkin to wipe off some splatter
  904. Solo memorizes salvadors face
  905. <Wrong_Way>: "Some people, right?" he says, to Solo
  906. <Solo>: "Yeah, some people just dont know when to stop"
  907. Salvador shrugs
  908. <Wrong_Way>: "I'm sure he'll stop now. It was nice talking to you..."
  909. Wrong_Way realizes he forgot his name again.
  910. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh...you!"
  911. Wrong_Way gets up and goes to sit at his own table.
  912. Solo has a sigh of relief
  913. Wrong_Way figures since he's already talked to one new kid, he should talk to the other one.
  914. Wrong_Way gets up and sits by Salvador.
  915. Solo will make you bleed mark
  916. <Solo>: ]
  917. <Wrong_Way>: that seems really threatening]
  918. <Solo>: it had a "]" its fine]
  919. <Solo>: is fiiine
  920. <Solo>: ]
  921. <Wrong_Way>: [i still feel uncomfortable solo ):]
  922. Solo heads back to his room
  923. *** Solo is now known as Gwyd
  924. Salvador has climbed up into the ceiling panels and his legs are hanging down
  925. <Gwyd>: feel better?]
  926. Wrong_Way looks up to Salvador on the ceiling
  927. <Wrong_Way>: "What's up?"
  928. <Salvador>: "Hmmm?"
  929. Salvador drops down holding several nuts, bolts, and metals
  930. <Salvador>: "Oh hey"
  931. <Salvador>: "Guy"
  932. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, hey....Shakira dude?"
  933. <Wrong_Way>: "What are you doing with all that stuff?"
  934. <Salvador>: "Need parts"
  935. <Wrong_Way>: "For what?"
  936. Salvador stuffs things in pockets
  937. <Salvador>: "Robots"
  938. <Wrong_Way>: "Huh. My friend Clara, the chick back in the maze, makes robots too."
  939. <Wrong_Way>: "What kind of robots you make?"
  940. <Salvador>: "Oh just little projects and cool things
  941. <Wrong_Way>: "That's cool."
  942. <Salvador>: "I mean this is for Diablo"
  943. <Wrong_Way>: "Diablo?"
  944. <Salvador>: "Robot"
  945. <Salvador>: "The robot"
  946. <Wrong_Way>: "Ooh. What's he gonna do?"
  947. <Salvador>: "Oh he's just the Luchadore Igor to my Frankenstein"
  948. <Wrong_Way>: "...Explain?"
  949. <Salvador>: "He's my assistant and companion"
  950. <Salvador>: He just chills out mostly"
  951. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh. The luchadore made me think of that movie with the fighting robots?"
  952. <Wrong_Way>: "Can't remember the name, but that sounds like an awesome robot."
  953. <Salvador>: "Yeah"
  954. <Salvador>: "He's awesome
  955. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh well, it was nice meeting you..."
  956. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh..."
  957. <Wrong_Way>: "I probably shouldn't keep calling you Shakira Guy."
  958. <Salvador>: "Salvador"
  959. <Wrong_Way>: "Salvador...like the country."
  960. <Salvador>: "No like the person"
  961. <Salvador>: "Me"
  962. <Salvador>: "Im that person"
  963. <Wrong_Way>: "...right."
  964. <Wrong_Way>: "I'll see you Salvador."
  965. Wrong_Way goes to sit at his own table and wait for the next period to start...
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