RP

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
@everyone Hello do rps here

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
The setting will be on the grass and we will be talking about random stuff
Begin rp
So hows your day today

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
I am doing pretty well. Its a pretty nice day today isn't it?

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
Ya it sure is

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
I am pretty new to this area. Its very grassy and open though, would you like to play something?

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
Sure, what would you like to play?

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
Ummm.. I didn't bring anything with me so we'd have to make something up.
looks around for any sticks to play with or trees

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
Theres 2 swings nearby points at swings we could play on that

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
Oh that would be super fun! I haven't been on a swing in awhile
runs over to the swings

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
follows behind you

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
Here, you go first and I'll give you a big push

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
sits on swing

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
Are you ready?

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
yep

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
puts my arms on your back and gives you a push
So, I don't think I've introduced myself yet. My name is Zephyr and I just moved near here.

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
Oh hi Zephyr  my name is Oreo, Oreo the skunk nice to meet you
Not to brag or anything chuckles but I'm actually quite known around this area

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
giggle I'm sure you are. We skunks tend to be known far and wide wherever we go.
I was known by most folks back where I was from too, but I'm new here, so its nice bumping into another skunk
gets on the swing next to you and starts swinging

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
swings on the swing with an awkward expression

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
looks over at you Whats the matter?

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
quickly shakes my head Oh its nothing

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
sniffs myself to make sure I am not too skunky Sorry, I find it hard to make friends and hope I'm not offending you.

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
Don't worry your not.
Since I am a skunk I've gotten quite used to the smell so it doesn't bother me at all

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
Haven't we all. Our house pretty much can't have non-skunk guests over anymore with how bad it smells

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
What you mean the house got sprayed or something? laughs

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
It gets kind of lonely at home

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
Oh stops laughing but don't you have any other skunk friends?

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
gets embarrassed Well... having a few brothers and sisters who pick on each other makes for a very fragrant home environemnt
We were the only skunk family where we were so we had to always head over to other people's houses, but their folks didn't like us coming over because we might stink everything
So yeah... you're the first skunk I've met outside of my family...

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
Oh.
Well if you would like,
I could invite you to my house some time

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
That would be fun. You are more than welcome to come over too.

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
Thank you, you are very kind for inviting me.
eyes quickly widen Oh my, I forgot my mom is cooking dinner I have to be back in like 5 minutes
maybe we can chat another time?

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
Sounds good! Nice to meet you Oreo!

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
Nice to meet you too
begins walking off
rp end

Zephyr Skunk06/16/2019
Thanks! It was fun

OreoTheSkunk06/16/2019
@everyone forgot to mention when you start an rp say Rp begin, and when it finishes say Rp end

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Are you okay with the setting being at your house since you invited me over?

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
ya

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Alright rp start

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
walks over to Zephyr hey Zeph how you doing?

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Oh Oreo! It’s good to see you again

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
good to you see you to too

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
I’m doing pretty good. I’ve just been adjusting to the neighborhood

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
have you made any friends yet?

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Well hopefully one looks at you

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
what? are you saying we might not be friends?
oh course we are :smile:

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
My neighbors have been keeping a distance from me
Oh good! I was worried you were saying you didn’t count

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
Wait, why are they keeping distance from you?

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
They aren’t used to skunks I guess. Think I will stink them or something. They hold their noses a lot

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
Man,
people learn to learn that just cause we're skunks, that doesn't mean we will spray you on sight.

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
I don’t think I smell any worse then them normally either... right?

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
well depends,
did you end up spraying today?

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Not even this week

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
well lucky you

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
That’s what I thought as well but my neighbors seem to think I still smell bad I guess :frowning:

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
I mean, I'm not trying to be rude, but when you spray, the smell can stay for around 3 weeks if you dont wash it off
not saying you didn't
but im pretty sure you sprayed some time in your life

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Well I try to wash it off afterwards. I don’t like carrying it on me usually
Well of course. What skunk hasn’t sprayed before. My siblings still play hide and stink

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
whats hide and stink? if you see em you spray em?

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Mhmm. You have got to hide very well or be fast enough otherwise you are going to be smelling pretty bad.

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
and if you're not found you dont get stinked?

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
If you are hiding well you might turn the tables and squirt the finder for taking too long
It’s a very very stinky game where everyone is drenched after a few rounds

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
like FULLY drenched?

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Unless you are hiding and stinking really well. Yeah. I’m guessing others skunks don’t play that around here
I have avoided it since I was little but my brothers and sisters are young and like excuses to spray

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
they enjoy spraying?
thats strange
never heard of a skunk that enjoys it

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
I don’t get it either. I think it’s because they are young and it’s what adults do
But until they grow out of it, our new house here has become a pretty huge stink bomb already

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
Must smell pretty rancid even for a skunk
and I've never really enjoyed hide and seek
I always get found because of my smell
I get scared I'm about to get found and you know what happens when skunks get scared

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
So you have played hide and stink a bit then :wink:

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
no not hide and stink
just regular hide and seek
not with other skunks
other animals like dogs and cats

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
You will have to try it one time. Puts all us skunks on even ground because after a round you can’t track anyone. It stinks too much for that
Also at least other animals will play hide and seek with you. My old place they always said no skunks allowed
This town sounds much nicer for skunks

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
im pretty sure it will be
but not %100 sure
since im the only skunk living here other than you

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Well at least I have one friend then !
Also you said you had to spray this week earlier. What happened?

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
went outside for a walk
decided to go into the woods
look at nature
bear tries to attack me
that should sum it up

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Oh my
I’m guessing the bear hadn’t met a skunk before

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
yeah probably not
any animal that tries to mess with skunks
has NEVER met one before

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
It doesn’t learn their lesson

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
I'm not trying to make skunks seem godly and that they should respect us.
But,
no animal wants to get sprayed.

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
We might not be godly but we sure can stink to high heavens
That’s pretty neat that you were able to spray a bear though. I’m not sure if I’d react in time since they are so big

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
Remember one thing,
what do skunks do when they get scared of surprised

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
turns and lifts my tail

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
yep

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
It’s just in the moment sometimes I think that’d I’d choke up

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
WOAH WOAH WOAH EASY WHERE YOUR POINTING THAT

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
lowers tail
Sorry you said what do you do

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
By the way random question
have you ever accidently sprayed your tail,
ive heard horror stories of that
but its never happened to me

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
I mean as a baby it happened but you spray everything then. It happened once in school though

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
Really?
what caused that to happen?

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Yeah, well I had a dog bullying me for awhile
The first time I sprayed him in the face and he stunk for a month
He then came back after and tried holding my tail down, and pinned me to my locker
I couldn’t break free so I... this is embarrassing

OreoTheSkunk06/17/2019
Wait,
you've got bullied by a dog?
cause ive been bullied by one too

Zephyr Skunk06/17/2019
Just one a couple of times
Oh wow
What are the chances
Mine stoped bullying me after the second time when I sprayed my tail.
I don’t think he believed I would spray myself but, after it happened he gagged so I brushed my oily tail against him to mark him before squirting him again and running off
blushes I think the smell is gone by now though


starts to unlock the door to my house
heads inside and shuts it behind

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
instantly gets a whiff of the smell of musk in the house phew smells kinda rancid in here, you're right about your house being a stink bomb

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
blushes Well most of this smell are my younger siblings, they are very trigger happy

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
yeah i can definitely tell

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Well at least you are able to stand it. We used to get our mail dropped in the box by the door, until the mailman passed out once
We had to move our mailbox to the street after that

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
that sucks you had to move it
my mailbox is already on the street

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
It helps gives them a nice smell buffer. Which we clearly need covers nose as we walk through ground zero for the smell in the living room heading to my room

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
So uhh
this will be a strange question
mind if i play hide and stink with you?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Oh!
You are interested?
you sounded like you weren't into that

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
I've never actually tried it
but it seems kinda "fun"
Are there any specific rules to the game?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
There are a few. The hiders get about 30 seconds to hide before the stinker has to come sniff them out. They have about 5 minutes to find them otherwise the tails get turned and they becomes the ones getting stinked.
Pretty simple, someone is going to end up smelling like this house.

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Alright,
how about this, you hide and I seek?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Let me get some permission first! Hold on one second Zephyr darts into the kitchen
you hear a muffled conversation of Zephyr talking to her mom about playing hide and stink at the house, with her mom giving her mild agreement
she comes back with her mom Oreo, meet my mom, mom this is my friend I told you about

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Oh hello miss,

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
(Zephyr's mom) : Oh its so good to meet you Oreo. Its so wonderful that Zephyr has another skunk her age to play with.
Please don't mind the smell, we have young ones who have been really enjoying trying out their.. uh... gifts.

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Oh don't worry, I already got used to it

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
(mom) Zephy, you are more than welcome to, but be kind to our guest, we don't want to scare him off now do we?
(Zephyr) Okay mom.
mom leaves
Okay we can play!

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
yay
ill give you an extra 30 seconds
aaaaaaaand
go

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Keep your eyes closed the whole time!

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
it that a rule
or just for caution

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Until you finish counting!

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
ohh
alright

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
you feel my tail brush your face before I scatter from the room

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
begins searching after a minute counting whistles while I try to find you

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
tries to stay very still, while hiding

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
you hear the sound of pawsteps while I walk around

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
keeps hidden underneath the couch as you walk by, counting in my head backwards from 5 minutes

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
sees the couch slightly rock and decides to examine it

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
starts sweating as I see you turn around and start coming back to my hiding spot, trying not to move

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
slowly raises my tail and moves the couch and sees your tail slightly stuck out

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
almost gotten to five minutes, I tense a little

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
moves the cushions out of the way and snaps my rear around and aims and sprays you in the face

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
starts gagging immediately as you surprise me with your smell, closing my eyes and trying to wriggle away from the fresh stink
Pee-yew! Okay you got me I try to wriggle out of my hiding spot

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Alright so i guess its my turn to hide

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Give me a second to catch my breath breaths heavily

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Alright

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Its been awhile since I been sprayed like that

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
does it really stink THAT bad?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Well you are pretty stinky, but its just you squirted me under my nose and I haven't been sprayed by a skunk in a long time
alright, I'm ready. closes my eyes and starts counting out loud

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
quickly runs but with super silent steps

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
9...8..7...6...5...4...3...2...1...

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
*slowens my breath and goes almost silent

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
hunkers down on all fours and shoots my tail up into the air and starts searching
Come out Oreo, I need to return the favor for that smell you put on me
I am waddling by and you see me hook around corners threatening empty spots where you might be hiding

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
runs out of my hiding spot claps to make a distraction and runs back to my spot

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
turns around to hear the sound you made, ironically pointing my artillery right towards you, but without me knowing you are there
Now where did you run off to Oreo wanders in search for you

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
just 2 more minutes i say in my head
just 2 more minutes
quickly runs right past you and taps you on the head and goes to another spot

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
you smell your fresh stink come very close to you as I start pacing the room you are in, still unaware of where you are
What was that?
looks around and sees a flash of black and white pass me
turns around and starts heading towards where you are I know you have to be over here Oreo!

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
1 more minute on the clock i say in my head

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
all of your darting around had bumped a plant out of the way, so I scamper over to it, swishing my tail back and forth as I hover over your hiding spot
Are you over here Oreo? Give up now and I'll go easy on you!

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
taunts you by waving my tail around as it peeks over a chair
your 5 minutes are up.
heheh

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
No wait!

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
raises my tail and slowly by menacingly walks towards you

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
realizes you are right

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
aims my rear at you

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
waits for the inevitable

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
slowly puts my tail down you know what? ill give you a chance, try and spray me.

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
walks up to you and squirts the tip of your tail

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Does that count?
or does it need to be a full hit

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
I mean if the stink sticks, its a hit

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
so does it count as a loss?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Im pretty sure you won both rounds

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
not really,
cause i didn't spray you yet >:D

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
(Zephyr's mom): Dinner!
Also you got to spray me once earlier. ;o
In a minute mom!

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
jumps over you and lands behind you with my tail raised aiming my rear at you once again

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
lifts tail and sprays you

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
AhhH!

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
I mean I'm a skunk too, you should know being behind us is the dangerous spot to be ;P
walks up to you but you still haven't gotten your winning shot in so go ahead
smiles and waits

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Nah I shouldn't spray you
you already got me
chuckles just kidding its payback time
whips around with my tail raised and sprays you

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
goes from calm to surprised in a second
Bleh!

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Atleast it wasn't your face this time

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
True, but I think I really am going to need to take a good bath tonight

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
same
even though it was on my tail it still reeks
freshly sprayed musk is waay more potent

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Agreed
Well that is how you play hide and stink. You seem pretty good at it.

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
I'm not good at the game
I can just run fast

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
well thats part of it

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
so uhh
what now?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
So id say you're pretty good.
(Zephyr's mom): DINNER NOW!
Umm, would you like to stay for dinner?

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Uhh
sure!

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Yay!
heads over to the kitchen where Zephyr and her mom are conversing about needing to wash up after dinner because of how foul everything is smelling at this point
Oreo is staying for dinner too mom!
(Zephyr' mom): He is more than welcome and please feel free to wash up whenever you feel like. It smells like you two had a good time then

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
I wouln't say getting sprayed is having a good time. chuckles

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
We could have just played regular hide and seek you know?
giggles

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
But that's kinda boring

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Maybe a little...
you are offered a pasta dinner with veggies and chicken. Eventually a bundle of younger skunk siblings come and join everyone else and start complaining about not getting to play too

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Zeph why didn't you invite your siblings?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
whispers to you They really don't follow the rules at all. They kind of just like to spray each other after a minute of hiding or so

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
whispers ahh that makes sense.

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Plus they can be so annoying says as one of her little brothers is tugging her tail

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Does stuff like this happen to you like everyday?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Most of the poking and prodding, much less of the smelling. The youngers ones have learned not to spray their older sister haven't they.
the younger skunks all nod and recite a "yes"

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
looks at the siblings as they cower in fear

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
whispers Its easy when you have more control and are a better shot then them, plus mom tries to keep the house smelling mellow so it works for everyone this way

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
whispers more control? what do you mean by that?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
I'm a pretty good shot with my scent

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
ohhh
so why did you start playing hide and stink

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Oh I don't really play it unless I get dragged into it by these little stinkers once in a blue moon, and just to show you because you sounded interested

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
asks the siblings you force your big sister to play with you?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
(siblings): well.... shyly we just want to play with her, and this is a game we are good at so...
(Zephyr): And you always want to play after I have cleaned up and put on some perfume don't you?
(siblings): well we just want you to smell right
bickering ensues

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
I understand you want her to smell "normal" but you shouldn't have to make her smell 3x worse

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
siblings sniff her Well then why did you spray her if you didn't want her to smell normal

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
It was her decision to play the game anways

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
they start giggling and starting to raise their tails before mom jumps in and settles them down

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
gets up from the chair and raises my tail go on, TRY me

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
I told you my little siblings were annoying.
(siblings), oh no you smell normal, Zephy, is the one trying to smell differnt
mom starts trying to hush the kids (mom) Sorry! They are usually much better behaved. Kids, be nice to our guest
the rest of the dinner is relatively uneventful
(Zephyr) Well, you are more than welcome to wash off here if you'd like; I wouldn't want your parents thinking anything bad about us. gives you a bottle of skunk shampoo to clean off with

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
oh thank you, that was kind of you. walks off into the bathroom shuts and locks the door and cleans myself off

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
walks out of the bathroom after cleaning myself off do you smell any of the musk on me still?

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
gives you a sniff You smell fine to me, but I’m kind of used to my smell

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Alright, thats good enough for me
As long as I still have a bit of a skunky smell, I can keep certain animals away from me

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Well I am sure that is still the case
It’s not like that stuff works 100% but it helps a lot
Shall I walk you home then?

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Sure

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Lead the way! I’d love to see where you live too

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Alright
opens door and lets you out first then closes door

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
heads out

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
walks over to my house while admiring the nature along the way

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
follows along trying to figure out where in town this is now

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
ends up at my house

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
This one looks nice!

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Thanks!

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Well thanks for coming over Oreo! I had fun

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
I had fun too
Welp,
cya later Zeph

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Okie. See you next time.

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
Rp end
that was also fun

Zephyr Skunk06/18/2019
Mhmm
Also I just realized Zeph still stinks :sweat_smile:

OreoTheSkunk06/18/2019
heh

Zephyr Skunk06/24/2019
Also I am back. Let me know if you want to rp anytime

OreoTheSkunk06/25/2019
aight


Mine stoped bullying me after the second time when I sprayed my tail.
I don’t think he believed I would spray myself but, after it happened he gagged so I brushed my oily tail against him to mark him before squirting him again and running off
blushes I think the smell is gone by now though