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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #878, #880, #906
- part 1: h ttps://pastebin.com/EDjkVXtm
- nightmare part 1 - 2
- h ttps://pastebin.com/ApNK86ix
- h ttps://pastebin.com/RJRQfHYg
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- Had a dream I was moxxie last night.
- >get contract that requires us to take the target out at a distance
- >decide to hire a spotter for the job
- >go for some /k/tard sinner
- >get to the place
- >set up the bait by taking out a deer the guy was hunting from 1k meters away
- >clean shot
- >confirmed hit
- >cycle the next round in
- >wait for him to take the bait
- >he does
- >breathe out slow and gradually pull the trigger
- >click
- >huh, that's weird
- >wait a second in case of hang fire
- >nothing
- >cycle out the round
- >no primer strike
- >strip out the bolt
- >the firing pin is jammed
- >by the previous rounds primer that decided to detach from the casing and smush itself into the bolt
- >have to go back to camp and get yelled at by blitzo while I disassemble the bolt to dislodge the primer
- >bruh.jpg
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- >be me
- >have dream
- >its octavia confessing her love to me
- >tell her that ive always seen her as a sister
- >cut to her posting on hell han about how humans are bastards and that she'll be a femcel for life
- >wake up laughing
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- >Be me
- >Currently sick with flu
- >Had a fervor dream that I met Lucifer, not our version but the one Viv made
- >Fking felt weird, like if he knew me or something
- >Woke up around 3AM hrny as fk
- This nga I swear to god.
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- Go to sleep again and call him a fgot
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