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Everyone’s commercial -Chihaya and Chihya- chapter

Feb 16th, 2013
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  1. [Continuing morning petit drama: Everyone’s commercial -Chihaya and Chihya- chapter]
  2.  
  3. President:
  4. P was in charge of making twelve volume commercials.
  5. After Takane’s photo shoot, it’s Chihaya’s turn.
  6.  
  7. P:
  8. Hm. Chihaya’s late.
  9. Otonashi-san, how far is Chihaya from the office?
  10.  
  11. Kotori:
  12. Um, really close by, about 5 minutes away.
  13. I've tried contacting her, but...
  14.  
  15. P:
  16. 5 minutes?
  17. But it’s been 15 minutes already, hasn't it?
  18. Ah! C-Could it be?
  19. Something happened to her?
  20. Chi-Chihaya! I’m coming to save you now!
  21.  
  22. Kotori:
  23. Ah, it’s Chihaya-chan and Chihya-chan.
  24.  
  25. Chihaya:
  26. Otonashi-san, Producer, i’ve decided!
  27. Fro-From now on, i’ll become a cute girl!
  28.  
  29. P & Kotori:
  30. Ehhh?!
  31.  
  32. President:
  33. Too sudden.
  34.  
  35. Kotori:
  36. U-Um, Chihaya-chan.
  37. What happened?
  38.  
  39. P:
  40. Really, Chihaya?
  41. No matter how you look at it, you’re not a “cute” type.
  42.  
  43. Chihaya:
  44. Producer...
  45.  
  46. P:
  47. You gotta be more confident, Chihaya.
  48. You have the song,
  49. You have the skills,
  50. You have a likable voice,
  51. and abs.
  52.  
  53. Chihaya:
  54. In the end you’re not praising me are you?
  55.  
  56. President:
  57. Try a bit harder, P.
  58.  
  59. Kotori:
  60. U-Um, And what Chihaya just said. What’s the meaning of this?
  61.  
  62. Chihaya:
  63. Well, earlier Producer decided on a chocolate commercial song and contacted me.
  64. Because of that-
  65.  
  66. P:
  67. Perhaps because a sweet chocolate advertisement goes well with a sweet atmosphere, you think you need to be cute?
  68.  
  69. Chihaya:
  70. Yes.
  71. I want to be sure i’m at my maximum for this chance.
  72. Therefore for the sake of a cute song i’ll do anything.
  73.  
  74. Kotori:
  75. R-Really?
  76. I-I-I-I-I-I-If’s that’s the case, in my locker there’s a hidden cherished costume!
  77.  
  78. Chihaya:
  79. Ah, but i’ll choose my own costume.
  80.  
  81. President:
  82. I wonder what kind of costume it is.
  83.  
  84. P:
  85. Alright! I’ll go find the sweet feeling costume in the office then!
  86. Hm? What’s wrong, Chihya? Ah, could it be you want to help out too?
  87.  
  88. P:
  89. Mm. I see. I’ll let Chihya help.
  90. Alright, you two! Get in this costume!
  91.  
  92. Chihaya:
  93. And what do I do?
  94.  
  95. P:
  96. Mm. First, let Chihya ride on your head.
  97. And then wear this costume.
  98.  
  99. Chihaya:
  100. Okay.
  101.  
  102. P:
  103. And then, when you take off the head part, Chihya’ll appear and make them go “Ah, how cute!”.
  104. This is perfect!
  105.  
  106. Chihaya:
  107. Chihya, go.
  108.  
  109. President:
  110. P needs to try harder. No, seriously.
  111.  
  112. Chihaya:
  113. This is a park right?
  114.  
  115. P:
  116. Yeah!
  117.  
  118. Chihaya:
  119. Um, we’re photographing here?
  120.  
  121. P:
  122. When you talk about February chocolate, of course it’s for Valentine’s Day right?
  123. So we’ll film a scene when you confess under the legendary tree.
  124.  
  125. Chihaya:
  126. Ehhh?! T-T-That’s impossible!
  127. Chihya...
  128.  
  129. P:
  130. Chihaya, Chihya said to do your best too.
  131.  
  132. P:
  133. You can do it.
  134.  
  135. Chihaya:
  136. Producer...
  137.  
  138. P:
  139. Alright, Chihya!
  140. We’ll show you an example!
  141. Now, give me a hot kiss and hug!
  142. ...
  143. I’m sorry!
  144.  
  145. President:
  146. He never learns his lesson.
  147.  
  148. P:
  149. Ahahaha. My neck is twisted in a weird direction, but don’t worry about it!
  150. For now let’s start the confession scene!
  151.  
  152. Chihaya:
  153. Producer, um am I doing this scene alone?
  154.  
  155. P:
  156. Ah that’s correct, however?
  157.  
  158. Chihaya:
  159. I, I have no confidence in acting.
  160. I can do it but... I’d prefer to have someone act as my partner.
  161.  
  162. P:
  163. Then, i’ll do it.
  164.  
  165. Chihaya:
  166. I’m truly sorry, but I’ll have to refuse your kind offer.
  167.  
  168. P:
  169. I feel like I was turned down very politely with firm intent.
  170.  
  171. P:
  172. Then, imagine Sepepapu-san is over here.
  173.  
  174. Chihaya:
  175. Who’s that?
  176.  
  177. Chihaya:
  178. You’re right, Chihya. We might be able to ask him.
  179.  
  180. President:
  181. But then, a person she can depend on disappeared.
  182. Be careful.
  183.  
  184. P:
  185. Okay.
  186.  
  187. Chihaya:
  188. Ah, uh, um, I like you.
  189.  
  190. P:
  191. Cut! Cut!
  192. Chihaya, can’t you do it a bit cuter?
  193. Would you like me to show you?
  194.  
  195. Chihaya:
  196. I’ll give a firm refusal on that.
  197. As I thought cute acting is...
  198.  
  199. P:
  200. Don’t worry.
  201. Stare fixedly on your partner’s eyes.
  202.  
  203. Chihaya:
  204. O-O-Okay.
  205.  
  206. P:
  207. Then, don’t turn away from his eyes, and grasp his shoulders tightly
  208.  
  209. Chihaya:
  210. A-Ah, okay!
  211.  
  212. P:
  213. And say this.
  214. Um... I... for a long time... about you... I want you!
  215.  
  216. Chihaya:
  217. That’s creepy. Please go away.
  218.  
  219. P:
  220. Why? That’s cruel! Right, Chihya-chan?
  221.  
  222. President:
  223. It’s inexcusable since you said something cheap.
  224.  
  225. Chihaya:
  226. Ha...
  227. What should I do now?
  228.  
  229. P:
  230. Chihaya.
  231. About chocolate.
  232. There’s not only sweet chocolate, but also bitter chocolate, am I wrong?
  233. So, perhaps we don’t have to fuss over about sweet play.
  234. I think you should do what only you can do.
  235.  
  236. Chihaya:
  237. Producer!
  238. Thank you very much!
  239. Somehow, I feel that my heart has cleared up!
  240.  
  241. P:
  242. Alright!
  243. You go Chihaya!
  244. Do your best Chihaya!
  245. You can do it Chihaya!
  246. Do! it! Chihaya!
  247. Go! Go! Chihaya!
  248. Fight! Fight-!
  249.  
  250. Chihaya:
  251. The scene is starting, please be quiet.
  252.  
  253. P:
  254. Okay.
  255. I’m sorry.
  256.  
  257. President:
  258. He was comforted by Chihya.
  259.  
  260. P:
  261. And so, the splendid commercial was completed!
  262.  
  263. Kotori:
  264. I wonder how cute Chihaya-chan was, i’m looking forward to it!
  265. Hurry and turn it on, Producer-san!
  266.  
  267. P:
  268. Of course!
  269. Well then, start the commercial!
  270.  
  271. Chihaya:
  272. Um, senpai.
  273. I’m very bitter but, do you have the courage to eat me?
  274. Sweetness, and also bitterness, is a taste of youth.
  275. Will you have chocolate too?
  276.  
  277. P:
  278. How is it, Otonashi-san?
  279. This commercial draws out Chihaya’s good traits to the maximum right?
  280.  
  281. Kotori:
  282. It’s a cute commercial, and Chihaya in cute clothes is cute, but this Chihaya is also cute.
  283. Chihaya-chan and Chihya-chan are both cute in the commercial.
  284.  
  285. Chihaya:
  286. Um, thank you very much!
  287.  
  288. Kotori:
  289. By the way, Producer-san, why are you full of wounds?
  290. Could it be that the filming site is a harsh place?
  291.  
  292. P:
  293. This is what is called a producer’s duty.
  294.  
  295. Chihaya:
  296. No matter how you look at it, you get what you deserve.
  297.  
  298. Right. But he’s a good person.
  299.  
  300. P:
  301. Alright!
  302. Well then, next is Yayoi’s photo shoot isn’t it?
  303. Don’t worry, leave it to me!
  304. At this pace, I’ll show you I can finish the other ten!
  305. Huh? You don’t trust me?
  306.  
  307. President:
  308. To be continued!
  309.  
  310. Translated by Anonymous (x3)
  311. Edited by Anonymous (x2)
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