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- BAD GOD MEN, NASTY DEMONS
- WEIRD AD MASON: Good evening.
- ERIC TRUMP: Well first of all, it's so great to be with you and thank you everyone.
- AD: This is it - your last chance to make an impression! So let's make it count.
- ERIC: Okay.
- KALARE CLINTON: We know we have a lot of work to do.
- AD: Let's do this in B flat minor.
- *Sings a B flat note. Eric and Kalare get out boomboxes, laying down a beat.*
- ERIC: Such a nasty demon.
- KALARE: He joked--
- ERIC: Wrong.
- KALARE: He joked--
- ERIC: Wrong.
- KALARE: And now he's telling another joke.
- ERIC: Wrong. Such a nasty demon.
- *B flat note abruptly ends.*
- AD: We have so many Agents with dark designs,
- Can we stand and fight or should we just resign?
- KALARE: I would work with the diamonds in Imperium,
- To snap this Fiction out from its delirium.
- AD: Okay.
- ERIC: Conflict, Conflict, Conflict, so bad, so bad.
- It's a catastrophe, so sad, so sad.
- AD: Can everyone stand up to the Zodiac's twelve?
- Is everyone equal, or are Curses hell?
- KALARE: Zodiacs are constructs of trickery.
- AD: Alright.
- KALARE: All Descendants live in history.
- ERIC: Our games are being sucked out of Fiction. Right now,
- Our series is slowing, hopefully not dying.
- AD: Why should you run the show‽
- KALARE: The people shall rise.
- AD: Tell us 'cause we need to know!
- ERIC: We need to save Fiction's lives.
- AD: One more week until we vote!
- ERIC: Innocents are put to the sword.
- AD: Who should really run the sho-ow, sho-ow‽
- KALARE: Eric tried to make a doomsday lord.
- AD: For canon GM, who would you choose?
- Please don't say me, I'm a busy dude!
- ERIC: The canon of our series - what it's all about.
- And DTG0 is under such stagnation.
- KALARE: My decision to leave - a stroke of luck.
- I can honestly say that I don't have to give a single fuck.
- AD: To stop a saltstorm what should we be doin'?
- Are you in favor of canon rebootin'?
- ERIC: I love the reboot, the idea's my best friend.
- The summation of my goal - to exist past the end.
- And look at who left us behind.
- KALARE: You mean look at what's happened to my mind.
- Now the Fifteen are enlightened while the rest of the masses are frightened.
- Eric has a clear motivation, I can tell.
- He'd rather have a reboot than save the zeroth game from hell.
- AD: Why should you run the show‽
- ERIC: We need an IUPC!
- AD: Tell us 'cause we need to know!
- KALARE: We will sue MTT.
- AD: One more week until we vote!
- ERIC: I will fund alchemy.
- AD: Who should really run the sho-ow, sho-ow‽
- KALARE: Preventing our Rapture is the key.
- ERIC: It's overpowered, I'm asking why.
- Who let him make his own universe, seperate from our kind?
- AD: I see.
- KALARE: Oddities cast aside, let's throw aside our distinct factions.
- I may not play your game, but I lurk at the heart of the peoples' actions.
- ERIC: We have some bad-bad god men here,
- And we're gonna get 'em out. It's what it's all about. Bad god men.
- AD: Why should you run the show‽
- KALARE: I'll give the people solidi flame.
- AD: Tell us 'cause we need to know!
- ERIC: Our playerbase deserves fame.
- AD: One more week until we vote!"
- KALARE: We invest in the Obelisk.
- AD: Who should really run the sho-ow, sho-ow‽
- ERIC: We need to prevent rage-quits.
- *Both candidates flip each other off.*
- AD: Wow, that was great, guys! Fantastic prose!
- ERIC: Thanks a lot for doing a great job.
- KALARE: I'm very proud of that.
- AD: Is it windy in here, or is it just me?
- Is... is this my wind? Howling just for me??
- Why are there mountains everywhere‽
- ...Fuck.
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