TearyHarpy

"Is This Zoofights?!" Harpy Asks As She Holds Out A Hand

Jan 8th, 2019
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  1. The Dork Knight: ITS HAPPENING
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: THE RAMPAGING
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight: SPOOPY
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight: 93?!?
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: GENETIC EDITING
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: OH BOU
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: nice erth
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: nice satelirw
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: rip
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: its a rat jane
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: ”NOT ANYMORE”
  22.  
  23. The Dork Knight: asshole scientist
  24.  
  25. The Dork Knight: bastard
  26.  
  27. The Dork Knight: didnt give her a hand rip
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight: THAT GUY WASNT TOO HANDY
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight: THANKS IVEL
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: WE ARE THE RATS
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: THEY’RE FUCKING DEAD
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: oh
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: this fucker
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: shut the up fuck nerd
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: ROCK IS HERE
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: ooooooooh
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: REENACT THE JP SCENE
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: uh oh
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: connee u ass
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: george plz
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: he crai
  56.  
  57. The Dork Knight: sign language
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: :3
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: FLIPPED
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: Did she fuckin
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: KALE BREAD
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: LIZZIE NO IT TASTES LIKE FARTS
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: BEAR DONE FUCKED
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: IM CRYING
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: poor george
  74.  
  75. The Dork Knight: Asshole scientists cause shit again
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: asshole claire
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: get ready for these assholes to die!
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: Lip service
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: RAMPAGE ARCADE
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: LITERAL INSPIRATION
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: george plz
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: Kripser
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: RHINOCEROUS BEETLE CALLOUT
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: GIVE FOOD
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: FUUUUCK
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: THANKS CONNOR
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: NO GUN
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: he cra-
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: u fucked up
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight: ohdear
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: wolf about to fuck u up
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: like its a smash tournament-oh
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: SWERVED
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: why u make tgis
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: BAD DOG NO BISCUIT
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: WHY IS THE ROCK IN CHAINS
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: The sarcasm is real
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: tge snark is real
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight: “Weirdos on the internet call him ralph”
  124.  
  125. The Dork Knight: leave draco alone
  126.  
  127. The Dork Knight: asshole agenr
  128.  
  129. The Dork Knight: fyck off russel
  130.  
  131. The Dork Knight: CLAIRE I SWEAR
  132.  
  133. The Dork Knight: butwhytho
  134.  
  135. The Dork Knight: money grubbers
  136.  
  137. The Dork Knight: fuckasses
  138.  
  139. The Dork Knight: hello widow maker please stop gater
  140.  
  141. The Dork Knight: YOU SHOULDA LISTENED
  142.  
  143. The Dork Knight: YOU RUINED IT TIM
  144.  
  145. The Dork Knight: YOURE WELCOME
  146.  
  147. The Dork Knight: OVLHVOD
  148.  
  149. The Dork Knight: YTEEE
  150.  
  151. The Dork Knight: i aint got
  152.  
  153. The Dork Knight: NO BODY
  154.  
  155. The Dork Knight: boiiii
  156.  
  157. The Dork Knight: twitter located
  158.  
  159. The Dork Knight: oooh...
  160.  
  161. The Dork Knight: business...
  162.  
  163. The Dork Knight: mmm, nice inspiration
  164.  
  165. The Dork Knight: mmm, MREs
  166.  
  167. The Dork Knight: a war guy
  168.  
  169. The Dork Knight: oh dear
  170.  
  171. The Dork Knight: oh...
  172.  
  173. The Dork Knight: mm.
  174.  
  175. The Dork Knight: the sass is real
  176.  
  177. The Dork Knight: oof
  178.  
  179. The Dork Knight: even America
  180.  
  181. The Dork Knight: army scenes
  182.  
  183. The Dork Knight: Everyone caught the dumbass today
  184.  
  185. The Dork Knight: Sleepytime
  186.  
  187. The Dork Knight: i didnt kill him
  188.  
  189. The Dork Knight: :v
  190.  
  191. The Dork Knight: always bring a doctor
  192.  
  193. The Dork Knight: ..thankstherock
  194.  
  195. The Dork Knight: rock no
  196.  
  197. The Dork Knight: uh sure, they deas
  198.  
  199. The Dork Knight: surrre
  200.  
  201. The Dork Knight: FYCK THIS CAR
  202.  
  203. The Dork Knight: FUCK BIRD
  204.  
  205. The Dork Knight: LEAVE DOG SLONE
  206.  
  207. The Dork Knight: porcupine motherfucker
  208.  
  209. The Dork Knight: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE’S LIZZZY
  210.  
  211. The Dork Knight: well that sucks
  212.  
  213. The Dork Knight: my response to plots now
  214.  
  215. The Dork Knight: NO DAVE N BUSYERS
  216.  
  217. The Dork Knight: NOOOO
  218.  
  219. The Dork Knight: drop a bomb on my city?
  220.  
  221. The Dork Knight: plz
  222.  
  223. The Dork Knight: dumbass army
  224.  
  225. The Dork Knight: Hi is rat and draco’s shit
  226.  
  227. The Dork Knight: roleplsuong games
  228.  
  229. The Dork Knight: ROLEPLAYING GAMES
  230.  
  231. The Dork Knight: stole
  232.  
  233. The Dork Knight: go to hell claire
  234.  
  235. The Dork Knight: ...biggesr heel ever.
  236.  
  237. The Dork Knight: OH LAWD THEY COMIN
  238.  
  239. The Dork Knight: You cant stop
  240.  
  241. The Dork Knight: THE ROCK
  242.  
  243. The Dork Knight: THE SNARK
  244.  
  245. The Dork Knight: x gon give it to him, rock
  246.  
  247. The Dork Knight: OH SHIT is an understatement
  248.  
  249. The Dork Knight: eat shit
  250.  
  251. The Dork Knight: UHM
  252.  
  253. The Dork Knight: I TIMED THAT “and THEN HE DIED” too well
  254.  
  255. The Dork Knight: ooof
  256.  
  257. The Dork Knight: rip this buildin
  258.  
  259. The Dork Knight: George :3
  260.  
  261. The Dork Knight: fuck off lizzy
  262.  
  263. The Dork Knight: YOU TOO RALPH
  264.  
  265. The Dork Knight: HYPE BEGINS
  266.  
  267. The Dork Knight: 3
  268.  
  269. The Dork Knight: 2
  270.  
  271. The Dork Knight: 1
  272.  
  273. The Dork Knight: GOOOOOO
  274.  
  275. The Dork Knight: WHY DOES THE WOLF FLY
  276.  
  277. The Dork Knight: YEAH FUCK RALPH
  278.  
  279. The Dork Knight: FUCK THIS RAT
  280.  
  281. The Dork Knight: Mygod
  282.  
  283. The Dork Knight: oh shit
  284.  
  285. The Dork Knight: spicy
  286.  
  287. The Dork Knight: oh shit godzilla tactics
  288.  
  289. The Dork Knight: dydkin lizards
  290.  
  291. The Dork Knight: GEORGE
  292.  
  293. The Dork Knight: NO
  294.  
  295. The Dork Knight: SAVE GEORGE
  296.  
  297. The Dork Knight: LET HIM SAY FUCK
  298.  
  299. The Dork Knight: OOOOOH
  300.  
  301. The Dork Knight: OOh
  302.  
  303. The Dork Knight: george nooo
  304.  
  305. The Dork Knight: abort missoon this late? Fuck u
  306.  
  307. The Dork Knight: No regen fam
  308.  
  309. The Dork Knight: georhe ;;
  310.  
  311. The Dork Knight: Her child mow
  312.  
  313. The Dork Knight: GEORGE
  314.  
  315. The Dork Knight: IWASNTCRYING
  316.  
  317. The Dork Knight: OH
  318.  
  319. The Dork Knight: PLZ
  320.  
  321. The Dork Knight: god damn it George
  322.  
  323. The Dork Knight: anyway Rampage
  324.  
  325. The Dork Knight: where do i begin?
  326.  
  327. The Dork Knight: Claire, you've fallen so far from your JP days...
  328.  
  329. The Dork Knight: jokes aside, what a fun romp, even if there was a serious case of "stupiditis"
  330.  
  331. The Dork Knight: THE ROCK is
  332.  
  333. The Dork Knight: rockin
  334.  
  335. The Dork Knight: loved the use of sign language actually, its very nice to have that included and completely understandable
  336.  
  337. The Dork Knight: also the snark levels are harpy appropriate which made me giddy as hell
  338.  
  339. The Dork Knight: also lizzie learned everything but the living forever bits of godzilla
  340.  
  341. The Dork Knight: also not the atomic beam.
  342.  
  343. The Dork Knight: they didn't have those yet.
  344.  
  345. The Dork Knight: 10/10, silently judge claire for having rampage arcade machines just for the aethetics rather than any pratical use
  346.  
  347. The Dork Knight: oh god
  348.  
  349. The Dork Knight: RIP THOSE RAMPAGE ARCADE MACHINES
  350.  
  351. The Dork Knight: lived as they died
  352.  
  353. The Dork Knight: as a prop for Claire's ambition
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