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- Subtitles by <font color="#ff0000">explosiveskull</font>
- Sync by <font color="#00ffff">GoldenBeard</font>
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- How you doin' tonight,
- officer?
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- I'm gonna need you
- to get outta the car.
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- Come on.
- Let's get out.
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- 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,929
- - Move!
- - Go! Go!
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- 00:02:10,895 --> 00:02:12,065
- Move! It's clear.
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- 00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:16,232
- - Move, move, move.
- - Clear!
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- 00:02:16,234 --> 00:02:18,569
- - Let's go, let's go!
- - Move! Move! Move! Move!
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- 00:02:23,407 --> 00:02:25,274
- A plane just struck
- the Pentagon.
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- 00:02:31,617 --> 00:02:33,818
- Let's make sure
- those phone lines are working.
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- 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,118
- Phones are go, sir.
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- 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,719
- The SVTC.
- Let's contact the FAA,
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- 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:37,987
- find out how many planes are
- in the air.
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- 00:02:37,989 --> 00:02:39,155
- <i>Yes, sir.</i>
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- 00:02:39,157 --> 00:02:40,891
- <i>Let's get
- these televisions working.</i>
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- 00:02:40,893 --> 00:02:42,725
- May I get the president
- on the line, please?
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- 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:44,660
- We got planes in the air
- and nowhere for them to land.
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- 00:02:44,662 --> 00:02:46,262
- I still have
- one plane unaccounted for
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- 00:02:46,264 --> 00:02:47,529
- flying over Pennsylvania.
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- I need permission
- for them to land
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- 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:50,600
- at a Canadian airport.
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- 00:02:50,602 --> 00:02:52,635
- <i>...very large
- plane. It was going fast.</i>
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- 00:02:52,637 --> 00:02:54,070
- Flying over
- Pennsylvania on course.
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- 00:02:54,072 --> 00:02:56,040
- And three other planes
- are unaccounted for.
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- 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:57,874
- I'm seeing five planes
- unaccounted for.
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- 00:02:57,876 --> 00:02:59,443
- No! Scratch that.
- I'm seeing four!
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- 00:03:01,913 --> 00:03:03,414
- I have NORAD
- on the line.
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- That is correct.
- He is. That is correct.
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- Mr. Vice President,
- POTUS on line one, sir.
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- 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:14,559
- Mr. President.
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- The situation
- is, uh, extremely fluid.
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- I strongly recommend
- you stay in the air.
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- 00:03:23,901 --> 00:03:28,004
- I have, uh, sequestered
- congressional leadership.
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- Okay, then.
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- 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:30,807
- Sir, Donald Rumsfeld is
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- at the Pentagon on line three.
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- 00:03:32,543 --> 00:03:35,111
- - That?
- - Mm-hmm. Yes, sir.
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- 00:03:35,113 --> 00:03:37,581
- <i>Dick, are there
- still passenger planes in the air?</i>
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- 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:38,782
- <i>I need rules of engagement.</i>
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- 00:03:38,784 --> 00:03:40,620
- Let's get the President
- back on line, sir.
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- 00:03:42,321 --> 00:03:45,655
- You have authorization
- to shoot down
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- any aircraft deemed a threat.
- 43
- 00:03:48,327 --> 00:03:49,825
- <i>Presidential authority?</i>
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- 00:03:49,827 --> 00:03:52,362
- That is correct.
- All orders are UNODIR.
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- "UNODIR," sir?
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- Unless otherwise directed.
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- 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:02,672
- <i>By all accounts
- of what people saw</i>
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- 00:04:02,674 --> 00:04:06,142
- <i>in that room
- on that terrible day,</i>
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- 00:04:06,144 --> 00:04:07,814
- <i>there was confusion...</i>
- 50
- 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:10,214
- <i>fear...</i>
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- 00:04:11,549 --> 00:04:12,885
- <i>uncertainty.</i>
- 52
- 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,520
- <i>But Dick Cheney saw
- something else</i>
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- 00:04:17,522 --> 00:04:18,857
- <i>that no one else did.</i>
- 54
- 00:04:21,726 --> 00:04:23,562
- <i>He saw an opportunity.</i>
- 55
- 00:04:27,765 --> 00:04:31,801
- <i>As the world becomes
- more and more confusing,</i>
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- 00:04:31,803 --> 00:04:33,904
- <i>we tend to focus on the things</i>
- 57
- 00:04:33,906 --> 00:04:36,608
- <i>that are right there
- in front of us...</i>
- 58
- 00:04:38,377 --> 00:04:40,911
- <i>while ignoring
- the massive forces</i>
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- 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:44,750
- <i>that actually change
- and shape our lives.</i>
- 60
- 00:04:45,851 --> 00:04:49,618
- <i>And with people working
- longer and longer hours,</i>
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- 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,887
- <i>for less and less,</i>
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- 00:04:51,889 --> 00:04:53,589
- <i>when we do have free time,</i>
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- 00:04:53,591 --> 00:04:55,758
- <i>the last thing we want is</i>
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- 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,361
- <i>complicated analysis
- of our government,</i>
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- 00:04:58,363 --> 00:04:59,695
- <i>lobbying,</i>
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- 00:04:59,697 --> 00:05:02,198
- <i>international
- trade agreements,</i>
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- 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,366
- <i>and tax bills.</i>
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- 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,606
- <i>So it's no surprise</i>
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- 00:05:09,608 --> 00:05:11,976
- <i>that when a monotone,</i>
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- <i>bureaucratic vice president
- came to power,</i>
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- 00:05:16,113 --> 00:05:17,613
- <i>we hardly noticed...</i>
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- 00:05:20,151 --> 00:05:22,419
- <i>...as he achieved
- a position of authority</i>
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- 00:05:22,421 --> 00:05:23,786
- <i>that very few leaders</i>
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- <i>in the history of America
- ever have...</i>
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- - Vice President, for your...
- - These tax cuts are...
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- 00:05:30,829 --> 00:05:32,661
- - ...get this started?
- - That's for your fucking...
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- I'm fucking dying!
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- 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:38,000
- <i>Forever changing
- the course of history</i>
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- <i>for millions
- and millions of lives.</i>
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- 00:05:42,974 --> 00:05:46,209
- <i>And he did it like a ghost,</i>
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- 00:05:46,211 --> 00:05:50,313
- <i>with most people
- having no idea who he is</i>
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- 00:05:50,315 --> 00:05:51,950
- <i>or where he came from.</i>
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- 00:06:11,002 --> 00:06:16,142
- <i>How does a man
- go on to become who he is?</i>
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- 00:06:17,808 --> 00:06:22,512
- <i>Well, it starts in 1963...</i>
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- 00:06:22,514 --> 00:06:23,979
- <i>when Dick's best girl, Lynne,</i>
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- <i>was getting straight A's
- at Colorado College.</i>
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- 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:35,661
- <i>Lynne had helped Dick get
- a scholarship at Yale...</i>
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- 00:06:37,829 --> 00:06:42,532
- <i>where he did way more
- drinking than class attending.</i>
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- 00:06:44,536 --> 00:06:47,206
- <i>Pretty soon,
- Dick got the boot.</i>
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- 00:06:58,416 --> 00:07:00,017
- <i>Back then,
- they would've called</i>
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- 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:02,721
- <i>a guy like him
- a ne'er-do-well.</i>
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- 00:07:04,688 --> 00:07:06,755
- <i>In today's parlance,</i>
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- 00:07:06,757 --> 00:07:08,960
- <i>they would just call him
- a dirtbag.</i>
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- Man down!
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- Ooh!
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- 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:26,176
- His leg looks like
- an Elvis dance move.
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- Somebody give that poor son
- of a bitch a shot of whiskey.
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- All right, back to work.
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- I said, back to work.
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- Take him into town,
- put five dollars in his pocket.
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- Find another man for tomorrow.
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- Somebody help.
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- 00:07:45,529 --> 00:07:47,731
- You got a problem, Cheney?
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- No, sir.
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- 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:03,813
- Huh?
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- 00:08:03,815 --> 00:08:05,451
- Are we becoming friends?
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- 00:08:06,584 --> 00:08:08,551
- Will you stop touching me?
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- 00:08:08,553 --> 00:08:09,820
- What?
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- 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,388
- What are you gonna do
- about it, Mr. Yale?
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- 00:08:12,390 --> 00:08:14,258
- Huh? Whoo!
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- 00:08:15,159 --> 00:08:18,428
- The fuck you gonna do
- about it, Mr. Yale? Come on!
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- There you go.
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- Two times.
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- 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,798
- Two times!
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- 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,634
- I have to drag you
- out of that jail
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- 00:08:57,636 --> 00:09:00,971
- like a filthy hobo.
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- 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:02,337
- I'm sorry, Lynne.
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- 00:09:02,339 --> 00:09:03,441
- What?
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- 00:09:05,076 --> 00:09:07,644
- - What did you just say?
- - I'm sorry, Lynnie.
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- 00:09:07,646 --> 00:09:09,515
- You're sorry?
- Don't call me "Lynnie."
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- 00:09:12,483 --> 00:09:13,886
- You're sorry.
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- 00:09:16,021 --> 00:09:18,654
- One time is "I'm sorry."
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- 00:09:18,656 --> 00:09:22,393
- Two times makes me think that
- I've picked the wrong man.
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- 00:09:23,628 --> 00:09:25,761
- You already got your ass
- thrown out of Yale
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- 00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:28,731
- for drinking and fighting.
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- 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:29,933
- And now you're just going
- to be a lush
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- 00:09:29,935 --> 00:09:31,500
- that hangs power lines
- for the state?
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- 00:09:31,502 --> 00:09:32,901
- Are you gonna live
- in a trailer?
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- 00:09:32,903 --> 00:09:34,170
- We're gonna have ten kids?
- Is that the plan?
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- 00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:35,371
- Can we discuss
- this later, please?
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- 00:09:35,373 --> 00:09:36,840
- No, we're gonna
- discuss this right now
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- 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,707
- while you smell like vomit
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- 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,078
- and cheap booze.
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- 00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:42,879
- - Does Dick want some coffee?
- - What?
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- 00:09:42,881 --> 00:09:44,414
- Mom, get out!
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- 00:09:44,416 --> 00:09:46,582
- Get out.
- "Does Dick want some coffee?"
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- 00:09:46,584 --> 00:09:48,554
- Jesus Christ!
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- 00:09:49,853 --> 00:09:51,456
- Okay. Here's my plan.
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- 00:09:52,891 --> 00:09:54,126
- All right?
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- 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:59,861
- Either you stand up straight...
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- 00:09:59,863 --> 00:10:02,765
- and you get
- your back straight...
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- 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:05,769
- and you have the courage
- to become someone,
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- 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,303
- or I'm gone.
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- 00:10:07,305 --> 00:10:08,505
- I know a dozen guys
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- 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,476
- and a few professors at school
- who would date me.
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- 00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:12,675
- I love you, Lynne.
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- 00:10:12,677 --> 00:10:13,978
- Then prove it!
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- 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,815
- Prove it!
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- 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:20,853
- I can't...
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- 00:10:22,153 --> 00:10:24,220
- go to a big
- Ivy League school,
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- 00:10:24,222 --> 00:10:27,090
- and I can't run a company
- or be mayor.
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- 00:10:27,092 --> 00:10:29,625
- That's just the way
- the world is for a girl.
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- 00:10:29,627 --> 00:10:30,628
- I need you.
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- 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:37,203
- And right now you are
- a big, fat, piss-soaked zero.
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- 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,975
- I've, I've seen my mom
- waitin' up all night
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- 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,208
- for my father to get home.
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- 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,978
- And I've seen my father
- drunk in this house
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- 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:51,047
- and raising his voice
- and way worse,
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- 00:10:51,049 --> 00:10:54,384
- and I am not dancing
- that dance anymore. I'm not.
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- 00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:56,088
- You know why I fuck her?
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- 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,163
- I'm not.
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- 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:06,665
- So can you change?
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- 00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:11,070
- Can you change, or am I
- wasting my goddamn time?
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- 00:11:18,276 --> 00:11:20,579
- <i>I won't ever
- disappoint you again, Lynne.</i>
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- 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,504
- You were chosen
- because of your hard work,
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- 00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:56,675
- your diligence,
- and dedication.
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- 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:02,044
- Stated simply, you are
- America's best and brightest.
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- 00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:10,488
- So let's go forward and learn
- and be of service.
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- 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,255
- God bless you all
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- 00:13:13,257 --> 00:13:17,660
- and God bless
- this great nation.
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- 00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:22,097
- And now, I'd like to introduce
- some... a young man from Illinois
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- 00:13:22,099 --> 00:13:23,899
- who has done quite well
- for himself
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- 00:13:23,901 --> 00:13:25,235
- here in the Capitol.
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- 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:29,038
- Representative Donald Rumsfeld.
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- 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:42,485
- Did Bob tell you that this
- internship is a great honor?
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- 00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:43,689
- Huh?
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- 00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:46,521
- Did he?
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- 00:13:46,523 --> 00:13:47,658
- Huh? Yeah?
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- 00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:51,363
- Well, it's not.
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- 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,930
- It's what we called
- in the Navy a "shit detail."
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- 00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:58,168
- <i>Donald Rumsfeld,</i>
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- 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,770
- <i>or "Rummy,"
- as they called him,</i>
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- 00:14:00,772 --> 00:14:04,340
- <i>was the former captain of
- the Princeton wrestling team</i>
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- 00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:07,312
- <i>and an elite navy jet pilot.</i>
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- 00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:11,114
- <i>Most congressmen
- use their power like an axe.</i>
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- 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,582
- Best and brightest.
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- 00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,851
- <i>Rumsfeld,
- on the other hand, used his...</i>
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- 00:14:15,853 --> 00:14:16,887
- Where?
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- 00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:20,590
- <i>...like a master
- of the butterfly knife.</i>
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- 00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:23,326
- <i>And, like any master,
- if you got in his way,</i>
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- 00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:25,061
- <i>he would cut you.</i>
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- 00:14:26,397 --> 00:14:28,930
- This can be
- a great opportunity.
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- 00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:31,067
- An opportunity to work
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- 00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:34,136
- in the hallways
- of decision-making
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- 00:14:34,138 --> 00:14:37,274
- in the most powerful country
- in the goddamn world.
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- 00:14:38,075 --> 00:14:39,476
- And if that doesn't give you
- a hard-on,
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- 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,177
- I don't know what will.
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- 00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:44,914
- Sorry to the few ladies
- in the room.
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- 00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:48,016
- This program didn't used
- to have girls, and now it does.
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- 00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:50,086
- Anyway, I'm Don.
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- 00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:51,423
- Whatever you do...
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- 00:14:52,824 --> 00:14:55,558
- don't work for Bob over here.
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- 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,394
- He is the most boring
- son of a bitch in D.C.
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- 00:14:58,396 --> 00:14:59,698
- Isn't that right, Bob?
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- 00:15:00,831 --> 00:15:02,164
- All right, that's it.
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- 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,366
- Go get a congressman
- a cup of coffee.
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- 00:15:04,368 --> 00:15:07,035
- And if his wife calls,
- he's always in a meeting.
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- 00:15:07,037 --> 00:15:09,539
- All right, that's it. Scat.
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- 00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,111
- Hey, I'm Alan.
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- 00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,313
- You're the other guy
- from the University
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- 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,047
- - of Wisconsin, right?
- - Right.
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- 00:15:18,049 --> 00:15:20,348
- Uh, so one of us
- is supposed to start
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- 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:22,250
- with a Democrat
- and the other a Republican.
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- 00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:24,486
- Do you care
- if I go with the Dem?
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- 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,291
- 'Cause I did a lot of work
- with the DNC on campus, so...
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- 00:15:28,059 --> 00:15:32,028
- Um, what party is,
- uh, the guy we just heard?
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- 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,463
- Well, there are three penises
- walking down the street.
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- 00:15:34,465 --> 00:15:36,031
- Yeah, you,
- and who are the other two?
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- 00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:39,203
- Rumsfeld is a Republican.
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- 00:15:41,272 --> 00:15:43,275
- Perfect. 'Cause, uh...
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- 00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:46,277
- that's what I am.
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- 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,193
- Don't lurk.
- Come in, damn it.
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- 00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:07,896
- Um, Dick Cheney,
- reporting for work.
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- 00:16:07,898 --> 00:16:09,298
- You're congressional relations
- 225
- 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,333
- for my Office
- of Economic Opportunity,
- 226
- 00:16:11,335 --> 00:16:13,302
- and you will assist me
- in my job
- 227
- 00:16:13,304 --> 00:16:14,773
- as counselor to the president.
- 228
- 00:16:16,807 --> 00:16:17,808
- Right.
- 229
- 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,443
- Jesus Christ,
- you want me
- 230
- 00:16:20,445 --> 00:16:21,943
- to pin your mittens
- to your sleeves
- 231
- 00:16:21,945 --> 00:16:22,978
- so you don't fuckin' lose 'em?
- 232
- 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,114
- - Go.
- - Yes, sir.
- 233
- 00:16:24,882 --> 00:16:28,217
- Oh, and Cheney, your two DUIs
- came up on your transcript.
- 234
- 00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,851
- Don't worry.
- I vouched for you.
- 235
- 00:16:29,853 --> 00:16:31,187
- Thank you, sir.
- 236
- 00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:32,654
- No, thanks are when
- your neighbor Dottie
- 237
- 00:16:32,656 --> 00:16:34,660
- pulls your pud
- for the first time.
- 238
- 00:16:36,127 --> 00:16:37,660
- You owe me.
- 239
- 00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,297
- - Yes, sir.
- - Go!
- 240
- 00:16:42,099 --> 00:16:44,867
- The first thing
- our department did
- 241
- 00:16:44,869 --> 00:16:47,870
- was to conduct
- a sweeping audit
- 242
- 00:16:47,872 --> 00:16:52,007
- at the population distribution
- across the nation.
- 243
- 00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:53,643
- You will see that
- 244
- 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:56,111
- the Office of Economic
- Opportunity benefits...
- 245
- 00:16:56,113 --> 00:16:58,247
- You're Rumsfeld's
- lackey, right?
- 246
- 00:16:58,249 --> 00:16:59,715
- Make sure he sees this.
- 247
- 00:16:59,717 --> 00:17:01,617
- We gotta get that
- on Nixon's desk, huh?
- 248
- 00:17:01,619 --> 00:17:04,754
- <i>Roger Ailes,
- founder of Fox News.</i>
- 249
- 00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:07,524
- <i>He first pitched the idea
- as Conservative News</i>
- 250
- 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,192
- <i>when he worked for Nixon
- as a media consultant.</i>
- 251
- 00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:12,026
- Hey, Don.
- 252
- 00:17:12,028 --> 00:17:14,697
- Roger wants Nixon to start
- a Republican news TV network.
- 253
- 00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:18,400
- Forget it. Roger knows TV,
- but he doesn't know politics.
- 254
- 00:17:18,402 --> 00:17:20,836
- So I would do this
- flaming baton trick
- 255
- 00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:24,239
- And Dick would wait backstage
- with a bucket of water.
- 256
- 00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:25,507
- So I'm at the state finals,
- 257
- 00:17:25,509 --> 00:17:27,776
- and I throw up the baton,
- and...
- 258
- 00:17:27,778 --> 00:17:29,044
- it doesn't come down.
- 259
- 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,649
- Cheney! Oh.
- Where did you find her?
- 260
- 00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:35,485
- It is doing nothing but damage
- 261
- 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:38,286
- to our private
- health care institutions.
- 262
- 00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:40,488
- But I still got second place.
- 263
- 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:42,425
- White families.
- Males.
- 264
- 00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:44,427
- Women. Hispanics.
- Minorities...
- 265
- 00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:45,964
- You're quiet. I like that.
- 266
- 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,797
- You don't go blabbing about
- what cards you have.
- 267
- 00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:52,636
- I missed my flush draw
- about a month ago,
- 268
- 00:17:53,438 --> 00:17:56,305
- but everybody still seems
- to think I have pocket kings
- 269
- 00:17:56,307 --> 00:17:57,739
- except maybe fucking Haldeman.
- 270
- 00:17:57,741 --> 00:18:00,377
- Oh, I mostly play Hearts,
- so I'm not...
- 271
- 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,044
- No, no, no.
- 272
- 00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,946
- <i>For a man
- like Donald Rumsfeld,</i>
- 273
- 00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:08,016
- <i>he only wanted three things
- from his lackey.</i>
- 274
- 00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:10,421
- <i>He had to keep his mouth shut.</i>
- 275
- 00:18:11,421 --> 00:18:12,958
- <i>Do what he was told.</i>
- 276
- 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,060
- <i>And always, always be loyal.</i>
- 277
- 00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:19,829
- What it means is
- Nixon likes me,
- 278
- 00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:20,763
- but his circle hates me.
- 279
- 00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:22,130
- No, I'm sure
- that's not true.
- 280
- 00:18:22,132 --> 00:18:23,932
- So, what's it gonna be?
- 281
- 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,802
- Is it a "yes" or a "no"?
- 282
- 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,503
- It's a "yes."
- 283
- 00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,339
- You don't even know
- what the question is, do you?
- 284
- 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:32,809
- - I'm assuming it's to...
- - No, no, no. It's okay.
- 285
- 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,677
- That's exactly the kinda "yes"
- I was looking for.
- 286
- 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,679
- <i>Cheney had always
- been a so-so student</i>
- 287
- 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,482
- <i>and a mediocre athlete.</i>
- 288
- 00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:44,152
- <i>But now, finally, he had found
- his life's calling.</i>
- 289
- 00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:49,592
- <i>He would be a dedicated
- and humble servant to power.</i>
- 290
- 00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:50,828
- Here's your new office.
- 291
- 00:18:51,595 --> 00:18:52,961
- No windows,
- but all you'd see
- 292
- 00:18:52,963 --> 00:18:55,433
- are a bunch of hippies
- flipping off Nixon.
- 293
- 00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:58,070
- All right, then.
- 294
- 00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:03,906
- <i>Now, at this point,</i>
- 295
- 00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:07,713
- <i>you're probably wondering
- who exactly I am.</i>
- 296
- 00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,845
- <i>Well, let me introduce myself.</i>
- 297
- 00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:12,348
- My name is Kurt.
- 298
- 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:15,417
- <i>My favorite football team
- is the Steelers,</i>
- 299
- 00:19:15,419 --> 00:19:18,955
- <i>and me and my son,
- we love SpongeBob.</i>
- 300
- 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,688
- <i>And if you're wondering
- how I know</i>
- 301
- 00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:23,360
- <i>so much about Dick Cheney,</i>
- 302
- 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:27,196
- <i>well, let's just say
- we're kind of related.</i>
- 303
- 00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:28,834
- <i>We'll get to that later.</i>
- 304
- 00:19:32,536 --> 00:19:33,701
- <i>The Rifleman!</i>
- 305
- 00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,244
- - Hello?
- - Lynnie,
- 306
- 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,047
- guess where
- I'm calling from.
- 307
- 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,085
- I am so proud of you
- right now, Dick Cheney.
- 308
- 00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:51,989
- <i>I knew I picked the right man.
- I knew it even when I didn't.</i>
- 309
- 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,861
- We did it.
- 310
- 00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:59,094
- Have you seen Nixon? Hmm?
- 311
- 00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:01,397
- Hmm? Hmm?
- 312
- 00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:03,832
- I did. I met him.
- I shook his hand.
- 313
- 00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:07,003
- Oh, my gosh.
- And he called you
- 314
- 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,037
- - He gave me that, uh...
- - <i>By name, like he actually...</i>
- 315
- 00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:10,841
- ...that impish smile of his.
- 316
- 00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:13,508
- <i>I gotta pinch myself.</i>
- 317
- 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,879
- Pardon my French.
- 318
- 00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:20,949
- It is the best fucking feeling
- in the world.
- 319
- 00:20:20,951 --> 00:20:24,353
- I can only imagine.
- I am so proud of you.
- 320
- 00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,354
- - I love you.
- - <i>We are proud of you.</i>
- 321
- 00:20:26,356 --> 00:20:28,424
- Your girls are proud of you.
- Are you proud of your daddy?
- 322
- 00:20:28,426 --> 00:20:29,925
- Yes.
- 323
- 00:20:29,927 --> 00:20:31,960
- <i>Can you say you're proud
- of your daddy?</i>
- 324
- 00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:33,295
- <i>My daddy.</i>
- 325
- 00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:34,530
- <i>You're proud of your daddy.</i>
- 326
- 00:20:34,532 --> 00:20:36,299
- <i>Oh, my goodness.</i>
- 327
- 00:20:54,552 --> 00:20:56,017
- Dick Cheney's office.
- 328
- 00:20:56,019 --> 00:20:59,621
- So, now that I'm not just
- flipping cards,
- 329
- 00:20:59,623 --> 00:21:01,223
- I have a few ideas.
- 330
- 00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:02,227
- Stop.
- 331
- 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,228
- See that door?
- 332
- 00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,330
- To Kissinger's office?
- 333
- 00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,332
- That's right.
- 334
- 00:21:09,065 --> 00:21:11,167
- I happen to know that Nixon
- is in there right now.
- 335
- 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,735
- Now, why would Nixon
- 336
- 00:21:12,737 --> 00:21:14,769
- not be meeting Kissinger
- in the Oval Office?
- 337
- 00:21:14,771 --> 00:21:15,938
- He's having
- a conversation
- 338
- 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,372
- he doesn't want to go
- on the record?
- 339
- 00:21:17,374 --> 00:21:18,807
- Very good.
- 340
- 00:21:18,809 --> 00:21:20,578
- What is the conversation?
- 341
- 00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:22,811
- We're going to bomb Cambodia.
- 342
- 00:21:22,813 --> 00:21:24,580
- Well, that's impossible.
- 343
- 00:21:24,582 --> 00:21:26,248
- That needs approval
- by Congress.
- 344
- 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,749
- I'm over there every day.
- 345
- 00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,752
- Oh, fuck Congress.
- Unless you're in it.
- 346
- 00:21:29,754 --> 00:21:32,388
- Then it's the greatest
- deliberative body on earth.
- 347
- 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,023
- But we're not, so fuck it.
- 348
- 00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:35,925
- But didn't the president
- campaign on ending the...
- 349
- 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:38,029
- Listen to me, listen to me.
- 350
- 00:21:39,463 --> 00:21:40,862
- Because of the discussion
- 351
- 00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,899
- that Nixon and Kissinger
- are having right now
- 352
- 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,632
- behind that door
- 353
- 00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:46,468
- five feet away from us,
- 354
- 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:49,205
- in a couple of days,
- 10,000 miles away,
- 355
- 00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:51,640
- a rain of 750-pound bombs
- 356
- 00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:53,542
- dropped from B-52s
- 357
- 00:21:53,544 --> 00:21:54,944
- at 20,000 feet,
- 358
- 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:58,183
- will hit villages and towns
- all across Cambodia.
- 359
- 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,884
- <i>Thousands will die.</i>
- 360
- 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:04,689
- <i>And the world will change,
- for better or worse.</i>
- 361
- 00:22:12,796 --> 00:22:14,663
- That is the kind of power
- that exists
- 362
- 00:22:14,665 --> 00:22:16,800
- in this squat little
- ugly building.
- 363
- 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:21,272
- Screw Kissinger.
- He's overrated. Let's go.
- 364
- 00:22:26,776 --> 00:22:28,544
- <i>So, what are we...</i>
- 365
- 00:22:28,546 --> 00:22:30,946
- - Um, you know, I mean...
- - Spit it out.
- 366
- 00:22:30,948 --> 00:22:33,082
- - What are you trying to say?
- - Are we against spending?
- 367
- 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,084
- What do we believe?
- 368
- 00:22:35,152 --> 00:22:36,621
- What do we believe?
- 369
- 00:22:47,363 --> 00:22:49,098
- "What do we believe?"
- 370
- 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:52,234
- Oh. That's very good.
- 371
- 00:22:52,236 --> 00:22:53,701
- "What do we believe?"
- 372
- 00:23:01,112 --> 00:23:03,281
- Oh, shit!
- 373
- 00:23:11,421 --> 00:23:12,720
- Like that,
- through there.
- 374
- 00:23:12,722 --> 00:23:14,489
- - You wanna try?
- - Yeah.
- 375
- 00:23:14,491 --> 00:23:16,292
- You find out
- what the fish want.
- 376
- 00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:18,460
- In this case, it's a worm.
- 377
- 00:23:18,462 --> 00:23:21,464
- And then, uh,
- we use it to catch him.
- 378
- 00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:22,531
- Look it. Look it.
- 379
- 00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:24,300
- Dada. Dada, look.
- 380
- 00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:25,668
- The family gets to eat.
- 381
- 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,339
- Is it a good trick
- we're playing, for the worms?
- 382
- 00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:31,376
- It's not good or bad.
- It's fishing.
- 383
- 00:23:32,442 --> 00:23:33,941
- I don't want this one hurt.
- 384
- 00:23:33,943 --> 00:23:35,511
- <i>Dick had taken a job</i>
- 385
- 00:23:35,513 --> 00:23:39,081
- <i>as a political consultant
- for a large financial firm,</i>
- 386
- 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,418
- <i>where he was finally making
- good money.</i>
- 387
- 00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:45,220
- <i>He took the job
- because Nixon's inner circle</i>
- 388
- 00:23:45,222 --> 00:23:48,122
- <i>had had enough
- of Donald Rumsfeld.</i>
- 389
- 00:23:48,124 --> 00:23:49,725
- I'm out.
- 390
- 00:23:49,727 --> 00:23:51,459
- They're sending me
- to Brussels.
- 391
- 00:23:51,461 --> 00:23:52,928
- What?
- 392
- 00:23:52,930 --> 00:23:57,367
- Nixon is making me
- permanent ambassador to NATO.
- 393
- 00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,766
- <i>Or as he called it...</i>
- 394
- 00:23:58,768 --> 00:24:00,436
- It's a fuck-off assignment.
- 395
- 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,670
- Kissinger and Haldeman won.
- 396
- 00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:03,037
- <i>Why don't you come with me?</i>
- 397
- 00:24:03,039 --> 00:24:06,976
- I got a four
- and a seven-year-old, Don.
- 398
- 00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:08,777
- Tell Don we are not moving
- 399
- 00:24:08,779 --> 00:24:10,946
- just because everyone
- at the White House hates him.
- 400
- 00:24:10,948 --> 00:24:12,214
- Good boy!
- 401
- 00:24:12,216 --> 00:24:14,550
- I taught you well
- these past couple of years.
- 402
- 00:24:14,552 --> 00:24:15,920
- I'm sorry, Don.
- 403
- 00:24:18,189 --> 00:24:19,354
- I really am.
- 404
- 00:24:19,356 --> 00:24:20,456
- <i>Don't worry.</i>
- 405
- 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,024
- I'm like bedbugs.
- 406
- 00:24:22,026 --> 00:24:24,359
- You'll have to burn
- the mattress to get rid of me.
- 407
- 00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:28,429
- <i>Dick was becoming
- sharper and sharper</i>
- 408
- 00:24:28,431 --> 00:24:30,265
- <i>as a D.C. insider.</i>
- 409
- 00:24:30,267 --> 00:24:33,002
- <i>And Lynne had started
- to write articles</i>
- 410
- 00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:35,437
- <i>and explore ideas
- for her first novel.</i>
- 411
- 00:24:35,439 --> 00:24:36,807
- Dick.
- 412
- 00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:39,076
- Dick.
- 413
- 00:24:40,044 --> 00:24:44,647
- <i>Then she received news
- from back home in Casper.</i>
- 414
- 00:24:49,886 --> 00:24:51,454
- <i>The Lord is my shepherd.</i>
- 415
- 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:52,553
- <i>I shall not want.</i>
- 416
- 00:24:52,555 --> 00:24:53,956
- <i>Lynne's mother Edna,</i>
- 417
- 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:56,391
- <i>who had avoided the water
- her whole life,</i>
- 418
- 00:24:56,393 --> 00:24:59,828
- <i>was found drowned
- in the local Casper lake.</i>
- 419
- 00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,197
- <i>...paths of righteousness.</i>
- 420
- 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:03,931
- <i>They said her
- and Wayne, Lynne's dad,</i>
- 421
- 00:25:03,933 --> 00:25:07,236
- <i>had had a nasty argument
- an hour before.</i>
- 422
- 00:25:07,238 --> 00:25:08,707
- She doesn't swim, Dick.
- 423
- 00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:11,806
- - My mother doesn't swim.
- - What happened?
- 424
- 00:25:11,808 --> 00:25:15,009
- She never swam.
- I don't... I don't know.
- 425
- 00:25:15,011 --> 00:25:17,014
- She just never swims,
- and then...
- 426
- 00:25:18,114 --> 00:25:20,815
- <i>There was never
- a serious investigation</i>
- 427
- 00:25:20,817 --> 00:25:22,918
- <i>into Lynne's mom's death.</i>
- 428
- 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,920
- You wanna see me do
- a handstand right here?
- 429
- 00:25:24,922 --> 00:25:28,190
- - No. Don't. Dad. Dad.
- - I can do it right here.
- 430
- 00:25:28,192 --> 00:25:29,824
- They're getting so big.
- 431
- 00:25:29,826 --> 00:25:31,325
- You're gonna be
- all right, Dad.
- 432
- 00:25:31,327 --> 00:25:33,129
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- - They're big girls.
- 433
- 00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:34,196
- God, Dad...
- 434
- 00:25:34,198 --> 00:25:35,832
- So listen,
- after this we should...
- 435
- 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:37,432
- What should we do?
- Should we go get some food?
- 436
- 00:25:37,434 --> 00:25:38,467
- Girls...
- 437
- 00:25:38,469 --> 00:25:39,668
- Dick, they were saying
- maybe...
- 438
- 00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:41,238
- Why don't you go
- to the car?
- 439
- 00:25:42,539 --> 00:25:46,076
- Come on, girls, let's listen
- to your father, all right?
- 440
- 00:25:53,317 --> 00:25:57,319
- They're gettin' so beautiful,
- Dick. It's amazing.
- 441
- 00:25:57,321 --> 00:25:58,456
- - Mmm.
- - Just...
- 442
- 00:26:01,926 --> 00:26:04,429
- You catching any fish?
- 443
- 00:26:10,934 --> 00:26:12,302
- How are you, Dick?
- 444
- 00:26:14,838 --> 00:26:16,473
- Things going good in D.C.?
- 445
- 00:26:19,242 --> 00:26:22,479
- Don't ever go near
- my daughters or my wife again.
- 446
- 00:26:31,788 --> 00:26:33,056
- Hmm.
- 447
- 00:26:41,265 --> 00:26:42,367
- Big shot!
- 448
- 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,837
- "Big shot in D.C." Dick.
- 449
- 00:26:54,745 --> 00:26:56,014
- Sir?
- 450
- 00:26:57,981 --> 00:26:59,614
- - Thanks.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 451
- 00:27:13,930 --> 00:27:16,364
- So, uh,
- what do you got?
- 452
- 00:27:16,366 --> 00:27:17,401
- Page eight.
- 453
- 00:27:22,506 --> 00:27:24,306
- Hassan Mustafa Nasr,
- 454
- 00:27:24,308 --> 00:27:26,543
- a cleric
- based in Milan, Italy.
- 455
- 00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:30,211
- He's a member
- of al-Gama'a al-Islamiyya,
- 456
- 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,113
- the group that killed
- Anwar Sadat.
- 457
- 00:27:32,115 --> 00:27:34,082
- That's the blind sheikh,
- right?
- 458
- 00:27:34,084 --> 00:27:35,784
- There's some debate at Langley
- 459
- 00:27:35,786 --> 00:27:38,820
- on whether
- they're a threat or not.
- 460
- 00:27:38,822 --> 00:27:40,491
- They claim to be peaceful now.
- 461
- 00:27:42,159 --> 00:27:45,427
- I claim to be eating healthy.
- 462
- 00:27:55,404 --> 00:27:56,473
- Okay.
- 463
- 00:27:57,775 --> 00:27:59,142
- Go pick him up.
- 464
- 00:28:24,535 --> 00:28:25,670
- What's the next name?
- 465
- 00:28:27,171 --> 00:28:28,803
- Well, Mr. Vice President,
- 466
- 00:28:28,805 --> 00:28:32,274
- there's been some chatter
- about, uh, uh...
- 467
- 00:28:32,276 --> 00:28:35,009
- an engineering student
- from Berlin...
- 468
- 00:28:35,011 --> 00:28:37,580
- <i>I have never been
- a quitter.</i>
- 469
- 00:28:38,582 --> 00:28:40,949
- <i>To leave office
- before my term is completed</i>
- 470
- 00:28:40,951 --> 00:28:44,055
- <i>is abhorrent
- to every instinct in my body.</i>
- 471
- 00:28:46,088 --> 00:28:47,190
- <i>But as president...</i>
- 472
- 00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:51,395
- <i>I must put the interests
- of America first.</i>
- 473
- 00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:56,198
- <i>America needs
- a full-time president.</i>
- 474
- 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,504
- Nixon forgot about
- the voice-activated recorders.
- 475
- 00:29:00,671 --> 00:29:02,170
- He got sloppy.
- 476
- 00:29:02,172 --> 00:29:04,005
- Is the president
- being punished?
- 477
- 00:29:04,007 --> 00:29:06,807
- No, no. The president has
- a lot of enemies.
- 478
- 00:29:06,809 --> 00:29:08,910
- Brussels, please.
- 479
- 00:29:08,912 --> 00:29:11,514
- You need to remember,
- Lizzie...
- 480
- 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:13,849
- <i>The fight in the months
- ahead for my personal vindication...</i>
- 481
- 00:29:13,851 --> 00:29:16,986
- ...that if you have power,
- people will always try to take it from you.
- 482
- 00:29:16,988 --> 00:29:18,355
- Always.
- 483
- 00:29:19,122 --> 00:29:20,488
- - Yeah.
- - Yes, ma'am.
- 484
- 00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:22,524
- You remember that.
- 485
- 00:29:22,526 --> 00:29:23,659
- Donald Rumsfeld, please.
- 486
- 00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:26,495
- This is a tragedy.
- 487
- 00:29:26,497 --> 00:29:27,862
- That is our president.
- 488
- 00:29:27,864 --> 00:29:29,264
- This is ridiculous.
- 489
- 00:29:29,266 --> 00:29:34,104
- I actually think this could be
- very, very good news.
- 490
- 00:29:38,075 --> 00:29:41,509
- The way I see it,
- any Republican not touched
- 491
- 00:29:41,511 --> 00:29:44,146
- by Watergate
- is golden right now.
- 492
- 00:29:44,148 --> 00:29:47,615
- Nice. Well, Ford called me
- before my plane took off,
- 493
- 00:29:47,617 --> 00:29:48,684
- and I think we're in.
- 494
- 00:29:49,452 --> 00:29:52,653
- Oh, still driving
- this chick magnet, huh?
- 495
- 00:29:52,655 --> 00:29:53,889
- You can always take the bus.
- 496
- 00:29:53,891 --> 00:29:55,192
- <i>Therefore...</i>
- 497
- 00:29:56,093 --> 00:29:57,793
- <i>I shall resign
- the presidency,</i>
- 498
- 00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:59,430
- <i>effective at noon tomorrow.</i>
- 499
- 00:30:00,631 --> 00:30:03,899
- <i>Vice President Ford
- will be sworn in</i>
- 500
- 00:30:03,901 --> 00:30:05,868
- <i>as president
- at that hour...</i>
- 501
- 00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:07,268
- So what's the plan?
- 502
- 00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:11,642
- Well, the plan is
- to take over the damn place.
- 503
- 00:30:12,509 --> 00:30:14,342
- Who lit a fire
- under your ass?
- 504
- 00:30:14,344 --> 00:30:16,480
- I haven't flipped cards
- for a long time, Don.
- 505
- 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:27,025
- They gave me the keys
- to the damn palace.
- 506
- 00:30:28,758 --> 00:30:30,161
- Chief of Staff.
- 507
- 00:30:30,994 --> 00:30:32,928
- Holy shit.
- 508
- 00:30:32,930 --> 00:30:35,830
- You salty son of a bitch.
- 509
- 00:30:35,832 --> 00:30:37,265
- You did it.
- 510
- 00:30:37,267 --> 00:30:39,735
- All right,
- we have work to do.
- 511
- 00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:42,805
- Kissinger is trying to kiss
- and make up with the Soviets.
- 512
- 00:30:43,606 --> 00:30:47,677
- Well, let's make sure
- that shit doesn't happen.
- 513
- 00:30:51,882 --> 00:30:53,183
- Yeah.
- 514
- 00:31:00,723 --> 00:31:04,493
- If I may, I believe
- I may have a way
- 515
- 00:31:04,495 --> 00:31:07,329
- to put an oar in the water
- on Russia.
- 516
- 00:31:07,331 --> 00:31:09,732
- What if we create...
- 517
- 00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:11,399
- Mr. President.
- 518
- 00:31:11,401 --> 00:31:13,334
- Hold on, Henry,
- let's hear Dick out.
- 519
- 00:31:13,336 --> 00:31:16,338
- <i>One of Dick Cheney's
- special superpowers</i>
- 520
- 00:31:16,340 --> 00:31:18,207
- <i>was the ability to make</i>
- 521
- 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:21,275
- <i>the most wild
- and extreme ideas</i>
- 522
- 00:31:21,277 --> 00:31:24,179
- <i>sound measured
- and professional.</i>
- 523
- 00:31:24,181 --> 00:31:26,515
- What if,
- on a unilateral basis,
- 524
- 00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:30,252
- we all put miniature wigs
- on our penises
- 525
- 00:31:30,254 --> 00:31:33,889
- and we walked out
- to the White House lawn
- 526
- 00:31:33,891 --> 00:31:35,390
- and jerked each other off?
- 527
- 00:31:35,392 --> 00:31:40,094
- So, like a puppet show,
- but much more enjoyable.
- 528
- 00:31:40,096 --> 00:31:43,063
- Hmm. I do like
- a good puppet show.
- 529
- 00:31:43,065 --> 00:31:45,199
- I say we do it.
- 530
- 00:31:45,201 --> 00:31:47,236
- <i>Henry
- Kissinger has been relieved</i>
- 531
- 00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:48,603
- <i>as national security advisor</i>
- 532
- 00:31:48,605 --> 00:31:50,839
- <i>and replaced
- by Brent Scowcroft.</i>
- 533
- 00:31:52,575 --> 00:31:55,476
- <i>They're calling
- it the Halloween Massacre.</i>
- 534
- 00:31:55,478 --> 00:31:56,777
- - Mr. President.
- - Hold on, Henry.
- 535
- 00:31:56,779 --> 00:31:58,479
- <i>Donald Rumsfeld
- has replaced</i>
- 536
- 00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:00,615
- <i>Secretary of Defense
- James Schlesinger.</i>
- 537
- 00:32:00,617 --> 00:32:02,383
- <i>And Dick Cheney
- has been chosen as the...</i>
- 538
- 00:32:02,385 --> 00:32:04,186
- Youngest Chief of Staff
- in history.
- 539
- 00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:06,290
- - It's amazing. It's a dream.
- - It's real.
- 540
- 00:32:07,391 --> 00:32:11,325
- And Don is the youngest
- Secretary of Defense ever.
- 541
- 00:32:11,327 --> 00:32:13,160
- Well, I'm not talking
- about Don.
- 542
- 00:32:13,162 --> 00:32:14,865
- I'm talking about you.
- 543
- 00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:18,467
- And I'm going to give you
- 544
- 00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:20,738
- a kiss right here
- in the White House.
- 545
- 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,206
- Excuse me,
- Mr. And Mrs. Cheney,
- 546
- 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:26,141
- These girls were trying
- to enter the Oval Office.
- 547
- 00:32:26,143 --> 00:32:28,642
- Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
- 548
- 00:32:28,644 --> 00:32:31,479
- - Girls...
- - Hey. Hey, there. Hey, you!
- 549
- 00:32:31,481 --> 00:32:34,115
- Girls, this is not
- a playground. Please do not...
- 550
- 00:32:34,117 --> 00:32:35,985
- Hey, you. Hey.
- 551
- 00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,355
- Is this where Santa lives?
- 552
- 00:32:39,355 --> 00:32:41,758
- It's even better.
- It's even better.
- 553
- 00:32:42,825 --> 00:32:45,228
- This is where...
- 554
- 00:32:46,229 --> 00:32:49,564
- the leader of
- the greatest nation
- 555
- 00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:51,300
- on earth lives.
- 556
- 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:52,734
- Are you one of his elves,
- Daddy?
- 557
- 00:32:52,736 --> 00:32:54,169
- In a way, yes.
- 558
- 00:32:54,171 --> 00:32:56,103
- No, he is not, Mary.
- 559
- 00:32:56,105 --> 00:32:58,840
- Your father is Chief of Staff.
- 560
- 00:32:58,842 --> 00:33:00,710
- Chief of Staff.
- 561
- 00:33:01,845 --> 00:33:02,977
- If you're silly with her,
- 562
- 00:33:02,979 --> 00:33:04,246
- she'll grow up to be
- a silly woman.
- 563
- 00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:07,248
- Right, of course.
- I forgot.
- 564
- 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:11,186
- That's just, uh...
- That's just silly, Mary.
- 565
- 00:33:11,188 --> 00:33:13,420
- <i>And as the new
- Chief of Staff,</i>
- 566
- 00:33:13,422 --> 00:33:16,390
- <i>and with the presidency
- weakened by Watergate,</i>
- 567
- 00:33:16,392 --> 00:33:17,958
- <i>Dick Cheney wanted to find out</i>
- 568
- 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,396
- <i>exactly how much power
- did the president have.</i>
- 569
- 00:33:21,398 --> 00:33:24,302
- I would like to reinstate
- executive authority.
- 570
- 00:33:25,134 --> 00:33:26,100
- How?
- 571
- 00:33:26,102 --> 00:33:27,803
- <i>Antonin Scalia,</i>
- 572
- 00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:29,737
- <i>a young lawyer
- with the Justice Department</i>
- 573
- 00:33:29,739 --> 00:33:32,740
- <i>who would later go on
- to serve on the Supreme Court</i>
- 574
- 00:33:32,742 --> 00:33:34,175
- <i>rocked Dick's world.</i>
- 575
- 00:33:34,177 --> 00:33:35,576
- Interesting you should ask.
- 576
- 00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:37,845
- <i>Are you familiar
- with the theory</i>
- 577
- 00:33:37,847 --> 00:33:39,346
- <i>of the unitary executive?</i>
- 578
- 00:33:39,348 --> 00:33:41,015
- No. Tell me about it.
- 579
- 00:33:41,017 --> 00:33:42,382
- Uh, it is an interpretation
- 580
- 00:33:42,384 --> 00:33:44,386
- that few, like myself,
- happen to believe,
- 581
- 00:33:44,388 --> 00:33:46,187
- in Article II
- of the Constitution
- 582
- 00:33:46,189 --> 00:33:48,023
- that vests the president
- 583
- 00:33:48,025 --> 00:33:50,494
- with absolute
- executive authority.
- 584
- 00:33:51,394 --> 00:33:52,963
- And I mean absolute.
- 585
- 00:34:05,842 --> 00:34:07,309
- - Hey, baby?
- - Yep?
- 586
- 00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:09,247
- You wanna take Cole
- to the high chair?
- 587
- 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:11,279
- Come on, buddy.
- 588
- 00:34:11,281 --> 00:34:12,848
- I've gotta try
- and explain
- 589
- 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:14,315
- this thing to the people.
- 590
- 00:34:14,317 --> 00:34:16,384
- Oh, aren't you hungry?
- 591
- 00:34:16,386 --> 00:34:18,319
- <i>The unitary...</i>
- 592
- 00:34:18,321 --> 00:34:19,920
- <i>executive...</i>
- 593
- 00:34:19,922 --> 00:34:21,123
- <i>theory.</i>
- 594
- 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,458
- <i>Certain legal scholars
- believe that</i>
- 595
- 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:25,861
- <i>if the president
- does anything,</i>
- 596
- 00:34:25,863 --> 00:34:27,129
- <i>it must be legal,</i>
- 597
- 00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,797
- <i>because it's the president.</i>
- 598
- 00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:31,299
- <i>To hell with checks
- and balances,</i>
- 599
- 00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:33,703
- <i>especially
- during times of war.</i>
- 600
- 00:34:34,471 --> 00:34:40,009
- <i>This was the power of kings,
- pharaohs, dictators.</i>
- 601
- 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,408
- - This is perfect.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 602
- 00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:43,645
- <i>Dick Cheney
- was a foot soldier</i>
- 603
- 00:34:43,647 --> 00:34:46,681
- <i>in the power games
- of Washington, D.C.</i>
- 604
- 00:34:46,683 --> 00:34:49,951
- <i>But with
- the unitary executive theory,</i>
- 605
- 00:34:49,953 --> 00:34:51,386
- <i>he could become...</i>
- 606
- 00:34:51,388 --> 00:34:55,058
- <i>Galactus, Devourer of Planets.</i>
- 607
- 00:34:56,692 --> 00:34:59,761
- <i>But then
- it was election night,</i>
- 608
- 00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:01,462
- <i>and there was one big problem.</i>
- 609
- 00:35:01,464 --> 00:35:04,632
- <i>The winner,
- with 272 electoral votes...</i>
- 610
- 00:35:04,634 --> 00:35:05,933
- <i>we had wondered
- which one of us</i>
- 611
- 00:35:05,935 --> 00:35:07,234
- <i>was going to make
- this announcement.</i>
- 612
- 00:35:07,236 --> 00:35:09,904
- <i>James Earl Carter,</i>
- 613
- 00:35:09,906 --> 00:35:11,573
- <i>the next president
- of the United States.</i>
- 614
- 00:35:11,575 --> 00:35:15,576
- <i>And just like that,
- it was all over.</i>
- 615
- 00:35:15,578 --> 00:35:18,346
- <i>Dick Cheney, the president's
- Chief of Staff,</i>
- 616
- 00:35:18,348 --> 00:35:20,147
- <i>he does not have a job.</i>
- 617
- 00:35:20,149 --> 00:35:21,583
- <i>At one point, he was a broker.</i>
- 618
- 00:35:21,585 --> 00:35:23,118
- It can't be. It's got to be
- some sort of a mistake.
- 619
- 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,589
- - A miscalculation.
- - There goes the neighborhood.
- 620
- 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,360
- Well...
- 621
- 00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:32,661
- thank you all.
- 622
- 00:35:32,663 --> 00:35:35,096
- <i>The Republicans
- have lost the presidency.</i>
- 623
- 00:35:35,098 --> 00:35:37,565
- <i>They are the minority in
- Congress and in most states.</i>
- 624
- 00:35:37,567 --> 00:35:39,835
- <i>With America demanding change,
- I don't see...</i>
- 625
- 00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:42,004
- <i>The GOP
- is a party in disarray.</i>
- 626
- 00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:44,371
- <i>Clearly, Watergate,
- the Vietnam War...</i>
- 627
- 00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:45,574
- <i>President Carter went up</i>
- 628
- 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,007
- <i>on the roof
- of the White House today</i>
- 629
- 00:35:47,009 --> 00:35:49,344
- <i>to show off the new
- solar water heaters</i>
- 630
- 00:35:49,346 --> 00:35:50,712
- <i>installed there.</i>
- 631
- 00:35:50,714 --> 00:35:52,480
- <i>Today,
- in directly harnessing</i>
- 632
- 00:35:52,482 --> 00:35:54,016
- <i>the power of the sun,
- we are taking</i>
- 633
- 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:56,083
- <i>the energy that God gave us,</i>
- 634
- 00:35:56,085 --> 00:35:59,953
- <i>the most renewable energy
- that we will ever see,</i>
- 635
- 00:35:59,955 --> 00:36:02,489
- <i>and using it to replace
- our dwindling supplies</i>
- 636
- 00:36:02,491 --> 00:36:04,060
- <i>of fossil fuels.</i>
- 637
- 00:36:05,529 --> 00:36:06,962
- <i>There is no longer
- any question</i>
- 638
- 00:36:06,964 --> 00:36:09,263
- <i>that solar energy</i>
- 639
- 00:36:09,265 --> 00:36:12,769
- <i>is both feasible
- and also cost-effective.</i>
- 640
- 00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:34,989
- <i>...went on to be
- Secretary of Defense.</i>
- 641
- 00:36:34,991 --> 00:36:37,859
- <i>Al Haig, who became Supreme
- Allied Commander in Europe,</i>
- 642
- 00:36:37,861 --> 00:36:41,228
- <i>and, uh, Bob Haldeman,
- who is doing time</i>
- 643
- 00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:43,531
- <i>in a California penitentiary.</i>
- 644
- 00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:44,933
- Well, not me. Not me, sir.
- 645
- 00:36:44,935 --> 00:36:48,569
- I, I will become
- the gentleman from Wyoming.
- 646
- 00:36:48,571 --> 00:36:51,138
- Most of all, and hear this,
- 647
- 00:36:51,140 --> 00:36:53,408
- uh, taxes must go down.
- 648
- 00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:55,243
- I'll say it again,
- taxes must go down.
- 649
- 00:36:55,245 --> 00:36:57,444
- - Talk. Talk.
- - We must ameliorate the pain of taxes
- 650
- 00:36:57,446 --> 00:36:59,246
- for the working man
- 651
- 00:36:59,248 --> 00:37:01,516
- and bring, uh...
- 652
- 00:37:01,518 --> 00:37:04,018
- ...perspicacity to the fore.
- 653
- 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:08,121
- I'm as much a Wyomingite,
- our, uh, demonym...
- 654
- 00:37:08,123 --> 00:37:09,958
- Blah, blah, blah.
- 655
- 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,326
- Thank God
- for name recognition.
- 656
- 00:37:12,328 --> 00:37:13,862
- ...as Jedediah Smith.
- 657
- 00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,931
- Well, um, enough
- of the horsing around.
- 658
- 00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:19,801
- Although that is, of course,
- what, uh, us cowboys do.
- 659
- 00:37:19,803 --> 00:37:20,871
- Um...
- 660
- 00:37:21,805 --> 00:37:25,140
- Uh, vote for Cheney
- for Congress.
- 661
- 00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:28,143
- I will not let you down,
- you can count on me.
- 662
- 00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:29,611
- And, uh, thank you.
- 663
- 00:37:29,613 --> 00:37:34,082
- Vote for, uh,
- Cheney in Congress.
- 664
- 00:37:35,752 --> 00:37:37,721
- Either he drinks next time
- or I do.
- 665
- 00:37:39,455 --> 00:37:41,188
- Yeah...
- 666
- 00:37:41,190 --> 00:37:42,690
- I don't want anyone to panic,
- 667
- 00:37:42,692 --> 00:37:47,931
- but, uh, I do believe
- I have to go to the hospital.
- 668
- 00:37:49,232 --> 00:37:50,468
- Now.
- 669
- 00:38:00,042 --> 00:38:03,478
- It's an inferior wall infarct.
- 670
- 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,950
- But that,
- that can be fixed, right?
- 671
- 00:38:06,716 --> 00:38:07,882
- If it was up to me,
- 672
- 00:38:07,884 --> 00:38:09,587
- you'd drop
- out of the election.
- 673
- 00:38:11,488 --> 00:38:12,587
- But you've both made
- that clear
- 674
- 00:38:12,589 --> 00:38:14,221
- that it's not an option,
- 675
- 00:38:14,223 --> 00:38:17,725
- so you must have a minimum
- of two weeks bed rest.
- 676
- 00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:20,161
- Two weeks off,
- we'll lose our lead.
- 677
- 00:38:20,163 --> 00:38:21,565
- Like hell we will.
- 678
- 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:23,663
- <i>Dick Cheney
- has an illness,</i>
- 679
- 00:38:23,665 --> 00:38:25,866
- <i>so he can't be here today.</i>
- 680
- 00:38:25,868 --> 00:38:29,739
- But we got his wife,
- and she's a darn pretty girl.
- 681
- 00:38:30,607 --> 00:38:32,239
- Lynne Cheney!
- 682
- 00:38:34,243 --> 00:38:35,643
- Hello...
- 683
- 00:38:35,645 --> 00:38:37,779
- Hello, how are you today?
- 684
- 00:38:37,781 --> 00:38:39,080
- Good, good, good to hear.
- 685
- 00:38:39,082 --> 00:38:43,150
- Uh, it's really nice
- to be back in my home state.
- 686
- 00:38:43,152 --> 00:38:46,855
- See, I grew up in Wyoming,
- but it seems that, uh,
- 687
- 00:38:46,857 --> 00:38:48,991
- somewhere along the line,
- 688
- 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,125
- Washington, D.C.
- stopped listening
- 689
- 00:38:51,127 --> 00:38:52,861
- to real folks like us
- 690
- 00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:56,531
- and started only listening
- to liberal snobs
- 691
- 00:38:56,533 --> 00:38:58,498
- who want us all
- to lose our jobs
- 692
- 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,234
- to affirmative action.
- 693
- 00:39:00,236 --> 00:39:01,271
- Mm-hmm.
- 694
- 00:39:02,538 --> 00:39:03,772
- Okay, Lynne. Let's...
- 695
- 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:06,677
- That's right.
- 696
- 00:39:07,777 --> 00:39:10,612
- You know,
- I went to New York City.
- 697
- 00:39:10,614 --> 00:39:13,313
- Women in New York City
- are burning their bras.
- 698
- 00:39:14,984 --> 00:39:17,351
- Well, you know what women
- in Wyoming do with our bras?
- 699
- 00:39:17,353 --> 00:39:19,520
- We wear them.
- 700
- 00:39:19,522 --> 00:39:22,690
- <i>We wear them.</i>
- 701
- 00:39:22,692 --> 00:39:23,958
- Here in Wyoming,
- 702
- 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,826
- we believe there is
- a right and a wrong...
- 703
- 00:39:25,828 --> 00:39:29,696
- Because I'm a mom
- and a wife from Wyoming
- 704
- 00:39:29,698 --> 00:39:33,134
- and I know how it feels
- to make every penny count.
- 705
- 00:39:33,136 --> 00:39:35,837
- <i>And not only
- do I speak for you,</i>
- 706
- 00:39:35,839 --> 00:39:37,038
- <i>but my husband, Dick Cheney...</i>
- 707
- 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,940
- <i>A hard wind of change</i>
- 708
- 00:39:38,942 --> 00:39:40,942
- <i>had been blowing
- through America.</i>
- 709
- 00:39:40,944 --> 00:39:44,882
- <i>Civil rights,</i> Roe v. Wade,
- <i>environmentalism,</i>
- 710
- 00:39:45,681 --> 00:39:47,047
- <i>but there was
- a part of the country</i>
- 711
- 00:39:47,049 --> 00:39:49,285
- <i>that was angry
- about this change.</i>
- 712
- 00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:54,158
- Thanks to my amazing wife.
- 713
- 00:39:55,158 --> 00:39:58,826
- It's good to be
- joining you all here in D.C.
- 714
- 00:39:58,828 --> 00:40:01,265
- as Wyoming's sole
- congressional representative.
- 715
- 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,400
- <i>And then,
- big money families</i>
- 716
- 00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:07,435
- <i>like the Kochs and the Coors</i>
- 717
- 00:40:07,437 --> 00:40:09,971
- <i>that were sick of paying
- income taxes</i>
- 718
- 00:40:09,973 --> 00:40:12,440
- <i>rolled right into
- Washington, D.C.</i>
- 719
- 00:40:12,442 --> 00:40:15,042
- <i>and started writing fat checks</i>
- 720
- 00:40:15,044 --> 00:40:16,879
- <i>to fund right-wing
- think tanks...</i>
- 721
- 00:40:18,681 --> 00:40:20,013
- <i>that would change the way</i>
- 722
- 00:40:20,015 --> 00:40:22,752
- <i>many Americans
- looked at the world.</i>
- 723
- 00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:29,357
- <i>Finally, in 1980,
- this unlikely revolution</i>
- 724
- 00:40:29,359 --> 00:40:32,460
- <i>of the super-rich
- and white conservatives</i>
- 725
- 00:40:32,462 --> 00:40:33,761
- <i>found its face.</i>
- 726
- 00:40:33,763 --> 00:40:35,830
- <i>For those without skills,</i>
- 727
- 00:40:35,832 --> 00:40:38,565
- <i>we'll find a way
- to help them get new skills.</i>
- 728
- 00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:40,701
- <i>For those
- without job opportunities,</i>
- 729
- 00:40:40,703 --> 00:40:42,303
- <i>we'll stimulate
- new opportunities,</i>
- 730
- 00:40:42,305 --> 00:40:45,674
- <i>particularly in the inner
- cities where they live.</i>
- 731
- 00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:48,009
- <i>For those
- who've abandoned hope,</i>
- 732
- 00:40:48,011 --> 00:40:49,976
- <i>we'll restore hope
- and we'll welcome them</i>
- 733
- 00:40:49,978 --> 00:40:51,779
- <i>into a great national crusade</i>
- 734
- 00:40:51,781 --> 00:40:54,049
- <i>to make America great again.</i>
- 735
- 00:41:00,455 --> 00:41:01,892
- <i>Thank you very much.</i>
- 736
- 00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:05,261
- <i>God bless America.</i>
- 737
- 00:41:06,495 --> 00:41:10,797
- <i>It was
- the fucking 1980s,</i>
- 738
- 00:41:10,799 --> 00:41:13,870
- <i>and it was a hell of a time
- to be Dick Cheney.</i>
- 739
- 00:41:15,638 --> 00:41:18,973
- Vote on H.R.4445,
- 740
- 00:41:18,975 --> 00:41:21,442
- the Undetectable Firearms Act,
- 741
- 00:41:21,444 --> 00:41:25,212
- to ban plastic guns that can
- evade metal detectors.
- 742
- 00:41:25,214 --> 00:41:26,681
- Nay.
- 743
- 00:41:26,683 --> 00:41:29,650
- Well, thank you,
- Congressmen Cheney.
- 744
- 00:41:29,652 --> 00:41:31,520
- I hear you've been
- quite the ally.
- 745
- 00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:34,321
- <i>...establishing
- Martin Luther King Jr. Day</i>
- 746
- 00:41:34,323 --> 00:41:35,925
- <i>as a federal holiday.</i>
- 747
- 00:41:36,692 --> 00:41:42,096
- H.R.36441,
- the Endangered Species Act.
- 748
- 00:41:42,098 --> 00:41:45,232
- Mr. T is here,
- right with the First Family.
- 749
- 00:41:45,234 --> 00:41:48,636
- Vote on H.R.500,
- the Water Quality Act.
- 750
- 00:41:48,638 --> 00:41:49,870
- - Out!
- - Woo!
- 751
- 00:41:49,872 --> 00:41:52,276
- Vote on H.R.44...
- 752
- 00:41:54,044 --> 00:41:56,379
- Someone call an ambulance!
- 753
- 00:41:57,781 --> 00:42:01,852
- - Can you breathe?
- - I'm having a heart attack, you idiot.
- 754
- 00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:36,083
- <i>Thank you, Alex,
- for your very responsible...</i>
- 755
- 00:42:36,085 --> 00:42:37,317
- <i>Oh, congratulations.</i>
- 756
- 00:42:37,319 --> 00:42:40,254
- Thank you.
- I was very, very excited...
- 757
- 00:42:40,256 --> 00:42:42,623
- - We are not wolves.
- - Thank you.
- 758
- 00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:44,158
- No, thank you.
- 759
- 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,864
- Oh, they're both brilliant
- but broke.
- 760
- 00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:52,098
- - Hey, George.
- - Hey, Dick.
- 761
- 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,167
- Hello, Lynne.
- 762
- 00:42:54,169 --> 00:42:55,737
- Congratulations
- on your appointment.
- 763
- 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,871
- Oh, well, thank you,
- Mr. Vice President.
- 764
- 00:42:57,873 --> 00:42:59,440
- How is your lovely family?
- 765
- 00:42:59,442 --> 00:43:02,145
- Well, we think our son Jeb
- seems cut out for office.
- 766
- 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,848
- We may be asking for your
- endorsements in a few years.
- 767
- 00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:09,250
- Well, if he's half as charming
- as you are, George,
- 768
- 00:43:09,252 --> 00:43:10,817
- then you'll have
- both of our votes.
- 769
- 00:43:10,819 --> 00:43:11,953
- Ah, can I get that in writing?
- 770
- 00:43:11,955 --> 00:43:13,221
- Oh, yeah, of course.
- 771
- 00:43:13,223 --> 00:43:14,922
- Dick, I just want
- to say thank you
- 772
- 00:43:14,924 --> 00:43:16,458
- for getting the House
- not to override
- 773
- 00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:18,725
- the president's veto
- on the fairness doctrine.
- 774
- 00:43:18,727 --> 00:43:20,361
- No, not a problem.
- 775
- 00:43:20,363 --> 00:43:22,730
- Happy to get rid of any
- big government regulations.
- 776
- 00:43:22,732 --> 00:43:24,399
- Thank you. Great.
- 777
- 00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,301
- <i>The fairness doctrine
- was a law from the 40s</i>
- 778
- 00:43:26,303 --> 00:43:29,504
- <i>that required
- any broadcast TV or radio news</i>
- 779
- 00:43:29,506 --> 00:43:32,440
- <i>to present both sides
- of an issue equally.</i>
- 780
- 00:43:32,442 --> 00:43:35,475
- <i>Its repeal would lead
- to the rise of opinion news.</i>
- 781
- 00:43:35,477 --> 00:43:40,115
- Let me tell you something,
- you skinny human prophylactic.
- 782
- 00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:43,451
- Love is the only human emotion
- you can't fake.
- 783
- 00:43:43,453 --> 00:43:45,719
- Except women.
- And thank God they can.
- 784
- 00:43:48,123 --> 00:43:50,024
- And eventually
- to the realization
- 785
- 00:43:50,026 --> 00:43:51,928
- of Roger Ailes' dream.
- 786
- 00:43:52,728 --> 00:43:55,129
- Fox News,
- which would go on to become
- 787
- 00:43:55,131 --> 00:43:58,500
- the number one news station
- in the United States
- 788
- 00:43:58,502 --> 00:44:01,103
- and swing America
- even more to the right.
- 789
- 00:44:02,538 --> 00:44:04,571
- Thank you. Great.
- 790
- 00:44:06,408 --> 00:44:09,143
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Hey, it's all right.
- 791
- 00:44:09,145 --> 00:44:10,911
- Lighten up, sweetheart.
- It's a party.
- 792
- 00:44:10,913 --> 00:44:12,179
- Let me go see if I can see
- 793
- 00:44:12,181 --> 00:44:13,413
- if everything's okay
- over there.
- 794
- 00:44:13,415 --> 00:44:15,549
- Great to see you both.
- Love to the girls.
- 795
- 00:44:15,551 --> 00:44:16,750
- Love to Barbara.
- 796
- 00:44:16,752 --> 00:44:18,518
- Will do.
- 797
- 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,223
- - That's his son.
- - Oh, crap.
- 798
- 00:44:21,257 --> 00:44:23,357
- George W.,
- black sheep of the family.
- 799
- 00:44:23,359 --> 00:44:25,759
- - Very boring people. Only in America...
- - Let's go.
- 800
- 00:44:25,761 --> 00:44:28,164
- A little too much
- unconditional love there.
- 801
- 00:44:29,998 --> 00:44:32,199
- Can you feel it, Dick?
- 802
- 00:44:32,201 --> 00:44:34,435
- Half the room wants to be us.
- 803
- 00:44:34,437 --> 00:44:36,737
- The other half fears us.
- 804
- 00:44:36,739 --> 00:44:39,475
- I know George is next
- in line, but...
- 805
- 00:44:40,877 --> 00:44:42,446
- after that, who knows?
- 806
- 00:44:43,879 --> 00:44:46,282
- I respect
- the hell out of Reagan,
- 807
- 00:44:47,315 --> 00:44:50,217
- but no one has shown the world
- the true power
- 808
- 00:44:50,219 --> 00:44:52,388
- of the American presidency.
- 809
- 00:45:19,681 --> 00:45:21,315
- Excuse me, Miss Mary!
- 810
- 00:45:21,317 --> 00:45:25,088
- You cannot leave the grounds
- during school hours. Mary!
- 811
- 00:45:33,328 --> 00:45:34,929
- Well, I don't understand.
- 812
- 00:45:34,931 --> 00:45:37,698
- You just left school? Why?
- 813
- 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,602
- It doesn't make any sense.
- 814
- 00:45:40,803 --> 00:45:42,238
- It was Susan.
- 815
- 00:45:43,205 --> 00:45:45,107
- Susan, your best friend?
- 816
- 00:45:46,442 --> 00:45:49,646
- Oh, honey, did you get
- in a fight over a boy or...
- 817
- 00:45:54,984 --> 00:45:57,120
- She broke up with me.
- 818
- 00:45:59,823 --> 00:46:02,292
- Mom, Dad...
- 819
- 00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:05,625
- I...
- 820
- 00:46:05,627 --> 00:46:07,064
- I like girls.
- 821
- 00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:09,967
- I'm gay.
- 822
- 00:46:30,152 --> 00:46:32,189
- It doesn't matter, sweetheart.
- 823
- 00:46:33,788 --> 00:46:35,424
- We love you no matter what.
- 824
- 00:46:37,359 --> 00:46:38,960
- Daddy.
- 825
- 00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,764
- I love you so much.
- 826
- 00:46:43,899 --> 00:46:45,468
- This is going to make things...
- 827
- 00:46:46,602 --> 00:46:47,738
- so hard for you.
- 828
- 00:46:55,511 --> 00:46:58,245
- When George Bush Sr.
- was elected president,
- 829
- 00:46:58,247 --> 00:47:02,083
- Dick Cheney was made
- Secretary of Defense,
- 830
- 00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:04,287
- sixth in line
- to the presidency.
- 831
- 00:47:05,154 --> 00:47:07,054
- <i>And after a few years,</i>
- 832
- 00:47:07,056 --> 00:47:09,857
- <i>it was Dick's turn
- to run for president.</i>
- 833
- 00:47:09,859 --> 00:47:13,893
- <i>So they decided to do
- some early polling numbers.</i>
- 834
- 00:47:13,895 --> 00:47:15,531
- Uh-huh. Guess that's it.
- 835
- 00:47:17,232 --> 00:47:19,669
- We can move
- those numbers. Just...
- 836
- 00:47:20,736 --> 00:47:22,303
- go after the welfare state,
- 837
- 00:47:22,305 --> 00:47:24,538
- - regulations, government waste.
- - It'll be war.
- 838
- 00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:25,772
- No.
- 839
- 00:47:25,774 --> 00:47:27,308
- I, uh...
- 840
- 00:47:27,310 --> 00:47:29,312
- I can't put Mary through that.
- 841
- 00:47:31,047 --> 00:47:33,483
- Every primary opponent
- will go after her.
- 842
- 00:47:39,288 --> 00:47:41,123
- And we deny.
- 843
- 00:47:42,625 --> 00:47:45,562
- Shame them for going
- after the family and...
- 844
- 00:48:23,933 --> 00:48:26,299
- You let Grandma go.
- 845
- 00:48:26,301 --> 00:48:28,536
- Come on. Good boy.
- 846
- 00:48:28,538 --> 00:48:29,539
- All right.
- 847
- 00:48:31,073 --> 00:48:33,507
- No. Oh, my goodness.
- 848
- 00:48:40,183 --> 00:48:41,614
- It's great, Philip.
- 849
- 00:48:41,616 --> 00:48:44,051
- Uh, Coors has me
- mapping out strategies
- 850
- 00:48:44,053 --> 00:48:46,487
- for people living
- alternative lifestyles.
- 851
- 00:48:46,489 --> 00:48:48,355
- The Coors are
- a wonderful family.
- 852
- 00:48:48,357 --> 00:48:50,326
- They're good people.
- 853
- 00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:34,803
- Who is calling
- on a Sunday morning?
- 854
- 00:49:36,272 --> 00:49:37,507
- I don't know.
- 855
- 00:49:38,341 --> 00:49:40,841
- Okay. I'm coming.
- 856
- 00:49:43,513 --> 00:49:44,581
- I'm comin'.
- 857
- 00:49:47,817 --> 00:49:48,885
- Hello.
- 858
- 00:49:52,622 --> 00:49:53,857
- That's right.
- 859
- 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,460
- Mm-hmm.
- 860
- 00:50:04,033 --> 00:50:06,302
- Any way I can be
- of assistance.
- 861
- 00:50:08,805 --> 00:50:11,274
- Yep, now that should work.
- 3:00 p.m.
- 862
- 00:50:12,575 --> 00:50:14,208
- Of course.
- 863
- 00:50:14,210 --> 00:50:15,478
- Oh, that, uh...
- 864
- 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:17,948
- that goes without saying.
- 865
- 00:50:20,149 --> 00:50:21,281
- Thank you.
- 866
- 00:50:21,283 --> 00:50:22,818
- No, thank you.
- 867
- 00:50:24,252 --> 00:50:25,654
- Who was that?
- 868
- 00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:28,589
- It was someone from
- 869
- 00:50:28,591 --> 00:50:31,725
- George Bush's son's,
- uh, campaign.
- 870
- 00:50:31,727 --> 00:50:32,694
- Jeb?
- 871
- 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,060
- No, no, George W.
- 872
- 00:50:34,062 --> 00:50:36,196
- - Uh, Jeb's Florida.
- - Right, right.
- 873
- 00:50:36,198 --> 00:50:37,998
- Oh, I still can't believe
- they've got
- 874
- 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,067
- that poor boy running
- for president.
- 875
- 00:50:40,069 --> 00:50:42,072
- What'd they want?
- 876
- 00:50:43,105 --> 00:50:47,410
- They want to talk to me
- about being his running mate.
- 877
- 00:50:48,877 --> 00:50:49,979
- What?
- 878
- 00:50:51,113 --> 00:50:52,879
- They didn't say it outright,
- 879
- 00:50:52,881 --> 00:50:54,580
- but, uh...
- 880
- 00:50:54,582 --> 00:50:56,485
- I've made
- that call myself.
- 881
- 00:50:57,285 --> 00:50:58,787
- That's what they want.
- 882
- 00:51:00,321 --> 00:51:02,725
- A vice president
- is a nothing job.
- 883
- 00:51:03,926 --> 00:51:04,926
- Mmm.
- 884
- 00:51:05,661 --> 00:51:07,594
- Well, I'll just hear 'em out.
- 885
- 00:51:07,596 --> 00:51:09,295
- I owe that to the father.
- 886
- 00:51:09,297 --> 00:51:11,565
- The VP just sits around
- 887
- 00:51:11,567 --> 00:51:13,366
- and waits
- for the president to die.
- 888
- 00:51:13,368 --> 00:51:14,870
- You've said so yourself.
- 889
- 00:51:16,205 --> 00:51:17,670
- Yeah, it's a cruddy job.
- 890
- 00:51:17,672 --> 00:51:18,672
- Yeah.
- 891
- 00:51:19,908 --> 00:51:21,277
- It's just a meeting.
- 892
- 00:51:22,044 --> 00:51:23,779
- Is it just a meeting?
- 893
- 00:51:25,881 --> 00:51:27,416
- It's just a meeting.
- 894
- 00:51:32,687 --> 00:51:33,789
- Good.
- 895
- 00:51:55,111 --> 00:51:56,446
- Yes, Governor.
- 896
- 00:51:58,747 --> 00:52:00,346
- Of course.
- 897
- 00:52:00,348 --> 00:52:02,228
- The governor will see you now,
- Secretary Cheney.
- 898
- 00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:09,690
- Sure.
- 899
- 00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:14,462
- Hey! Hello, Dick.
- 900
- 00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:15,864
- Hello, George.
- 901
- 00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:18,297
- It's been a while.
- 902
- 00:52:18,299 --> 00:52:19,565
- Last year.
- 903
- 00:52:19,567 --> 00:52:21,803
- Foreign policy sessions.
- 904
- 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,071
- That's right.
- Yeah, that's right.
- 905
- 00:52:24,073 --> 00:52:25,709
- Those meetings were, uh...
- 906
- 00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:28,808
- very engaging.
- 907
- 00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:31,612
- I do remember
- we both agreed
- 908
- 00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:33,080
- my dad
- would've been re-elected
- 909
- 00:52:33,082 --> 00:52:34,547
- had he taken out Saddam.
- 910
- 00:52:34,549 --> 00:52:37,519
- Right. Yeah,
- wartime presidents.
- 911
- 00:52:38,453 --> 00:52:39,987
- Very popular.
- 912
- 00:52:39,989 --> 00:52:41,757
- That they are.
- That they are.
- 913
- 00:52:42,825 --> 00:52:43,926
- So...
- 914
- 00:52:46,395 --> 00:52:47,560
- Congratulations
- 915
- 00:52:47,562 --> 00:52:51,165
- on a... successful primary.
- 916
- 00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:54,167
- I've, uh, been through
- a few myself,
- 917
- 00:52:54,169 --> 00:52:56,270
- and they can be,
- shall we say...
- 918
- 00:52:56,272 --> 00:52:57,437
- Fuckin' exhausting.
- 919
- 00:52:57,439 --> 00:52:59,041
- Right.
- 920
- 00:53:00,274 --> 00:53:01,440
- Yeah.
- 921
- 00:53:01,442 --> 00:53:03,476
- It's a grind.
- 922
- 00:53:03,478 --> 00:53:04,578
- It's a grind, I'll tell you.
- 923
- 00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:07,016
- <i>Buses, bologna sandwiches.</i>
- 924
- 00:53:08,183 --> 00:53:09,716
- Hell, I like people,
- but, I mean,
- 925
- 00:53:09,718 --> 00:53:11,787
- you know,
- enough's enough.
- 926
- 00:53:15,089 --> 00:53:16,091
- So...
- 927
- 00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:18,926
- that call I received...
- 928
- 00:53:18,928 --> 00:53:20,560
- I forgot,
- you're a brass tacks guy,
- 929
- 00:53:20,562 --> 00:53:21,862
- aren't ya? I like that.
- 930
- 00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:26,132
- You surprised
- I'm running for president?
- 931
- 00:53:26,134 --> 00:53:29,368
- <i>He wants
- to impress his father</i>
- 932
- 00:53:29,370 --> 00:53:30,638
- <i>more than anything.</i>
- 933
- 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,906
- After my, uh,
- shall we say, wild years?
- 934
- 00:53:33,908 --> 00:53:37,944
- Well, George,
- I sowed some oats myself
- 935
- 00:53:37,946 --> 00:53:39,379
- back in the day.
- 936
- 00:53:39,381 --> 00:53:43,049
- And I still enjoy
- a cold beer on occasion.
- 937
- 00:53:43,051 --> 00:53:44,518
- - I bet you did.
- - Mmm.
- 938
- 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,219
- I bet you did, you rascal.
- 939
- 00:53:46,221 --> 00:53:49,321
- I can't anymore. It got bad.
- 940
- 00:53:49,323 --> 00:53:51,257
- Yeah.
- 941
- 00:53:51,259 --> 00:53:52,426
- Good times.
- 942
- 00:53:52,428 --> 00:53:54,063
- <i>What does he
- really want?</i>
- 943
- 00:53:55,196 --> 00:53:56,496
- <i>What does he need?</i>
- 944
- 00:53:56,498 --> 00:53:58,201
- It's tough, I'll tell ya.
- 945
- 00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:02,368
- I lost my first
- congressional race,
- 946
- 00:54:02,370 --> 00:54:04,973
- and it was not good.
- 947
- 00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:09,042
- How 'bout some brisket?
- 948
- 00:54:09,044 --> 00:54:10,180
- George, um...
- 949
- 00:54:12,547 --> 00:54:15,315
- Hey, Theresa! Hey, Theresa!
- 950
- 00:54:15,317 --> 00:54:17,183
- - Yell up, get some brisket.
- - All right, we'll find some.
- 951
- 00:54:17,185 --> 00:54:19,386
- - Get the burnt ends.
- - 'Course.
- 952
- 00:54:19,388 --> 00:54:20,757
- So listen, I got a...
- 953
- 00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:24,125
- "lack of experience" problem
- in the polls,
- 954
- 00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:26,460
- and you are one of the most
- experienced guys around.
- 955
- 00:54:26,462 --> 00:54:28,998
- You wanna jump on board,
- be my vice?
- 956
- 00:54:30,332 --> 00:54:31,332
- I'm honored.
- 957
- 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:34,667
- Don't be honored, fuckin'
- say yes, Mr. Brass Tacks.
- 958
- 00:54:34,669 --> 00:54:36,638
- Mmm. I have to say, uh, no.
- 959
- 00:54:37,439 --> 00:54:39,306
- Dick, come on,
- we're gonna have a lot of fun.
- 960
- 00:54:39,308 --> 00:54:42,643
- What are you doin' right now?
- You're in the private sector?
- 961
- 00:54:42,645 --> 00:54:44,411
- Yeah.
- 962
- 00:54:44,413 --> 00:54:46,246
- Come on,
- I know you love politics.
- 963
- 00:54:46,248 --> 00:54:47,681
- George.
- 964
- 00:54:47,683 --> 00:54:49,917
- - Let's go.
- - Not gonna happen.
- 965
- 00:54:49,919 --> 00:54:51,888
- Come on now.
- 966
- 00:54:53,689 --> 00:54:55,154
- Well, that's a shame.
- 967
- 00:54:55,156 --> 00:54:56,758
- It is.
- 968
- 00:54:58,093 --> 00:54:59,796
- Perhaps I could, uh...
- 969
- 00:55:00,763 --> 00:55:04,031
- help you find
- the right running mate.
- 970
- 00:55:04,033 --> 00:55:05,699
- Run my VP search team?
- 971
- 00:55:05,701 --> 00:55:08,071
- Mmm. No team. Just me.
- 972
- 00:55:14,810 --> 00:55:16,944
- Yeah, yeah, that could work,
- that could...
- 973
- 00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:19,781
- I have to run it by Rove,
- of course, but, uh...
- 974
- 00:55:21,417 --> 00:55:22,616
- If I lose,
- maybe I could become
- 975
- 00:55:22,618 --> 00:55:24,451
- commissioner of baseball.
- 976
- 00:55:24,453 --> 00:55:26,085
- You know?
- 977
- 00:55:26,087 --> 00:55:28,591
- But the, um, idea...
- 978
- 00:55:29,558 --> 00:55:30,927
- is to win.
- 979
- 00:55:32,928 --> 00:55:34,830
- I'm gonna keep you
- in the back of my mind.
- 980
- 00:55:41,937 --> 00:55:45,542
- So, are you going to tell me
- how it went today or not?
- 981
- 00:55:49,111 --> 00:55:50,547
- It was very interesting.
- 982
- 00:55:51,446 --> 00:55:52,714
- He is, uh...
- 983
- 00:55:55,517 --> 00:55:56,719
- ...green.
- 984
- 00:55:58,553 --> 00:55:59,955
- He's very green.
- 985
- 00:56:02,390 --> 00:56:03,825
- And you told him "no"?
- 986
- 00:56:04,593 --> 00:56:05,926
- I, uh...
- 987
- 00:56:05,928 --> 00:56:10,033
- I told him I would help
- with the, uh...
- 988
- 00:56:11,734 --> 00:56:13,136
- with the search.
- 989
- 00:56:27,448 --> 00:56:28,850
- What are you thinking?
- 990
- 00:56:31,087 --> 00:56:33,957
- - I can tell you're thinking.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 991
- 00:56:40,529 --> 00:56:42,364
- <i>What was
- Dick Cheney thinking...</i>
- 992
- 00:56:43,332 --> 00:56:45,933
- I'm thinking I've never seen
- anything like this.
- 993
- 00:56:45,935 --> 00:56:49,002
- <i>...after his first
- meeting with George W.?</i>
- 994
- 00:56:49,004 --> 00:56:51,974
- We've had
- a lot of successes, Dick.
- 995
- 00:56:55,076 --> 00:56:58,779
- And the vice president
- is a nothing job.
- 996
- 00:56:58,781 --> 00:57:01,851
- <i>How many steps ahead
- was he looking?</i>
- 997
- 00:57:02,685 --> 00:57:05,219
- <i>How did he feel
- about the opportunity</i>
- 998
- 00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:06,789
- <i>that was in front of him?</i>
- 999
- 00:57:07,957 --> 00:57:11,491
- <i>There are certain moments</i>
- 1000
- 00:57:11,493 --> 00:57:12,862
- <i>so delicate...</i>
- 1001
- 00:57:13,895 --> 00:57:16,999
- <i>like a teacup and saucer...</i>
- 1002
- 00:57:20,203 --> 00:57:23,837
- <i>...stacked on a teacup
- and saucer</i>
- 1003
- 00:57:23,839 --> 00:57:27,140
- <i>on a teacup and saucer...</i>
- 1004
- 00:57:27,142 --> 00:57:28,910
- Can you change,
- or am I wasting...
- 1005
- 00:57:31,113 --> 00:57:32,748
- <i>...and on and on...</i>
- 1006
- 00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:42,357
- <i>that this moment could fall
- in any direction...</i>
- 1007
- 00:57:43,491 --> 00:57:46,228
- <i>and change everything.</i>
- 1008
- 00:57:48,763 --> 00:57:50,730
- <i>Sadly, there's no real way</i>
- 1009
- 00:57:50,732 --> 00:57:52,667
- <i>to know exactly
- what was going on</i>
- 1010
- 00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:54,033
- <i>inside the Cheneys...</i>
- 1011
- 00:57:54,035 --> 00:57:56,504
- <i>...at this
- history-changing moment.</i>
- 1012
- 00:57:56,506 --> 00:58:00,440
- <i>We can't just snap
- into a Shakespearean soliloquy</i>
- 1013
- 00:58:00,442 --> 00:58:03,779
- <i>that dramatizes every feeling
- and motivation.</i>
- 1014
- 00:58:04,547 --> 00:58:07,315
- <i>That's just not
- the way the world works.</i>
- 1015
- 00:58:12,888 --> 00:58:15,656
- My sweet Richard.
- 1016
- 00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:18,792
- Dance'd nimbly round
- the king's hearth thou hath.
- 1017
- 00:58:18,794 --> 00:58:22,529
- Even whilst clamored I
- for more, more!
- 1018
- 00:58:22,531 --> 00:58:24,832
- - Mm.
- - Parched maw craned towards
- 1019
- 00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:28,234
- the drip, drip
- of imagined waters.
- 1020
- 00:58:28,236 --> 00:58:32,371
- But I say to you now,
- rest, retire.
- 1021
- 00:58:32,373 --> 00:58:36,946
- Thou hast honored thy vows
- to wife and crown.
- 1022
- 00:58:37,913 --> 00:58:41,217
- Has blindness usurped vision
- in you, my wife?
- 1023
- 00:58:44,018 --> 00:58:46,988
- No mere treaty is our union.
- 1024
- 00:58:47,989 --> 00:58:50,790
- Thou shared thy torch's flame
- with mine.
- 1025
- 00:58:50,792 --> 00:58:53,127
- Revealing halls
- and spires...
- 1026
- 00:58:54,297 --> 00:58:56,730
- ...of long faded empires.
- 1027
- 00:58:56,732 --> 00:59:00,667
- And now, I may hold aloft
- 1028
- 00:59:00,669 --> 00:59:03,238
- mine own fiery cresset.
- 1029
- 00:59:04,939 --> 00:59:08,477
- And make flesh
- our bond of power.
- 1030
- 00:59:09,777 --> 00:59:11,145
- Dare I?
- 1031
- 00:59:11,913 --> 00:59:14,647
- Dare I let hope's beak
- place gathered bramble
- 1032
- 00:59:14,649 --> 00:59:17,018
- upon my heart
- for future's nest?
- 1033
- 00:59:17,785 --> 00:59:21,187
- Many winters past
- hath I let this hope die,
- 1034
- 00:59:21,189 --> 00:59:24,891
- cruel winds silencing
- tiny birds' needy cries.
- 1035
- 00:59:24,893 --> 00:59:27,861
- Now that it hath arrived,
- I say yea.
- 1036
- 00:59:27,863 --> 00:59:29,464
- Yea.
- 1037
- 00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:34,768
- Mine own blood and will
- are yours
- 1038
- 00:59:34,770 --> 00:59:35,969
- 'til pierced be
- 1039
- 00:59:35,971 --> 00:59:38,138
- the last soldier's
- breastplate,
- 1040
- 00:59:38,140 --> 00:59:40,808
- spilling forth
- its ruby jelly treasures.
- 1041
- 00:59:51,687 --> 00:59:52,922
- So?
- 1042
- 00:59:53,754 --> 00:59:57,093
- So I think we, uh, proceed.
- 1043
- 00:59:58,326 --> 00:59:59,759
- What about Mary?
- 1044
- 00:59:59,761 --> 01:00:01,897
- Mmm. It's VP.
- 1045
- 01:00:03,397 --> 01:00:05,433
- Not the same scrutiny.
- 1046
- 01:00:06,701 --> 01:00:10,337
- No. He has allies, Dick.
- Connections.
- 1047
- 01:00:10,339 --> 01:00:13,209
- You're new to his world.
- You don't know the landscape.
- 1048
- 01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:23,285
- Well, I had better conduct
- a very thorough search.
- 1049
- 01:00:24,051 --> 01:00:27,989
- Every stone,
- hell, every grain of sand
- 1050
- 01:00:28,790 --> 01:00:30,156
- needs to be looked under
- for this questionnaire.
- 1051
- 01:00:30,158 --> 01:00:33,225
- Dick, we're asking
- for all financials,
- 1052
- 01:00:33,227 --> 01:00:35,062
- all medical, all interviews,
- 1053
- 01:00:35,064 --> 01:00:36,996
- press, writings,
- all legal records...
- 1054
- 01:00:36,998 --> 01:00:40,301
- Sometimes people use LLCs
- to hide certain monies.
- 1055
- 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:41,400
- And?
- 1056
- 01:00:41,402 --> 01:00:42,603
- Any more comprehensive
- 1057
- 01:00:42,605 --> 01:00:44,304
- and we would need
- a rubber glove.
- 1058
- 01:00:44,306 --> 01:00:45,004
- Sorry, Liz.
- 1059
- 01:00:45,006 --> 01:00:46,438
- That wasn't offensive.
- 1060
- 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,741
- Should I be offended?
- 1061
- 01:00:47,743 --> 01:00:49,076
- Well, I'm offended.
- 1062
- 01:00:49,078 --> 01:00:50,576
- Dave didn't worry
- if I'd be offended.
- 1063
- 01:00:50,578 --> 01:00:53,179
- Oh, a rubber glove,
- like a proctology exam.
- 1064
- 01:00:53,181 --> 01:00:54,948
- That's, that's disgusting.
- 1065
- 01:00:54,950 --> 01:00:58,152
- Hello? Oh, hello...
- 1066
- 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,788
- Dad, I'm taking
- the cheese off your pizza.
- 1067
- 01:01:01,790 --> 01:01:03,989
- - Honey?
- - Mmm?
- 1068
- 01:01:03,991 --> 01:01:05,759
- Dave.
- 1069
- 01:01:05,761 --> 01:01:06,792
- David. Thoughts?
- 1070
- 01:01:06,794 --> 01:01:09,364
- One. A big one.
- 1071
- 01:01:10,399 --> 01:01:13,199
- <i>David Addington,
- Dick's main legal advisor</i>
- 1072
- 01:01:13,201 --> 01:01:16,305
- <i>and a huge believer in the
- unitary executive theory.</i>
- 1073
- 01:01:17,239 --> 01:01:19,571
- <i>He was known for
- telling people to their face</i>
- 1074
- 01:01:19,573 --> 01:01:21,408
- <i>that they're stupid.</i>
- 1075
- 01:01:21,410 --> 01:01:24,076
- So the, uh, vice presidency is
- part of the executive branch.
- 1076
- 01:01:24,078 --> 01:01:26,312
- And because the VP casts
- 1077
- 01:01:26,314 --> 01:01:28,181
- tie-breaking votes
- in the Senate,
- 1078
- 01:01:28,183 --> 01:01:31,317
- <i>also part of
- the legislative branch, right?</i>
- 1079
- 01:01:31,319 --> 01:01:32,018
- Right.
- 1080
- 01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:33,987
- That means...
- 1081
- 01:01:33,989 --> 01:01:35,890
- the VP is also
- 1082
- 01:01:35,892 --> 01:01:40,159
- <i>not part of the executive
- or the legislative.</i>
- 1083
- 01:01:40,161 --> 01:01:41,228
- So,
- 1084
- 01:01:41,230 --> 01:01:43,532
- one could argue that, uh...
- 1085
- 01:01:44,832 --> 01:01:46,667
- neither branch
- 1086
- 01:01:46,669 --> 01:01:48,370
- has oversight of the VP.
- 1087
- 01:01:49,238 --> 01:01:52,908
- Not only could one argue that,
- I'm arguing it.
- 1088
- 01:01:53,709 --> 01:01:55,074
- That's brilliant, David.
- 1089
- 01:01:55,076 --> 01:01:57,243
- I know. Right?
- 1090
- 01:01:57,245 --> 01:02:00,679
- Karl Rove
- wanted me to buy this ranch,
- 1091
- 01:02:00,681 --> 01:02:04,183
- distance myself from my years
- at Yale and Harvard,
- 1092
- 01:02:04,185 --> 01:02:06,853
- make me more of a man
- of the people for the election.
- 1093
- 01:02:06,855 --> 01:02:09,190
- Mmm. Smart.
- 1094
- 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,995
- So we gonna do this thing or what?
- I mean, is this happening?
- 1095
- 01:02:14,997 --> 01:02:20,933
- We, uh, have found some
- very interesting candidates.
- 1096
- 01:02:20,935 --> 01:02:22,935
- Um, if we could schedule
- 1097
- 01:02:22,937 --> 01:02:26,373
- a three-hour window
- to get through...
- 1098
- 01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:29,011
- I meant you.
- I want you to be my VP.
- 1099
- 01:02:30,044 --> 01:02:32,078
- - You're the solution to my problems.
- - No.
- 1100
- 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,650
- I'm CEO of a large company.
- 1101
- 01:02:35,884 --> 01:02:39,255
- I have been, uh,
- Secretary of Defense.
- 1102
- 01:02:40,022 --> 01:02:42,255
- I have been Chief of Staff.
- 1103
- 01:02:42,257 --> 01:02:47,627
- Uh, the vice presidency
- is mostly a symbolic job.
- 1104
- 01:02:47,629 --> 01:02:49,161
- Right, right.
- 1105
- 01:02:49,163 --> 01:02:51,100
- I can see how
- that wouldn't be, uh...
- 1106
- 01:02:52,868 --> 01:02:54,500
- enticing to you.
- 1107
- 01:02:54,502 --> 01:02:55,502
- However...
- 1108
- 01:02:58,239 --> 01:03:03,212
- the vice presidency is also
- defined by the president.
- 1109
- 01:03:04,413 --> 01:03:06,612
- And if we were to come
- to a, uh...
- 1110
- 01:03:07,681 --> 01:03:09,451
- ...different understanding...
- 1111
- 01:03:10,819 --> 01:03:12,421
- Uh-huh. Go on.
- 1112
- 01:03:13,855 --> 01:03:15,123
- I'm listenin'.
- 1113
- 01:03:16,558 --> 01:03:21,060
- I sense that, uh,
- you're a kinetic leader.
- 1114
- 01:03:21,062 --> 01:03:24,830
- You make decisions
- based on instinct.
- 1115
- 01:03:24,832 --> 01:03:26,632
- I am. People always said that.
- 1116
- 01:03:26,634 --> 01:03:28,167
- Yeah, yeah. Very different.
- 1117
- 01:03:28,169 --> 01:03:30,703
- Very different from, uh,
- 1118
- 01:03:30,705 --> 01:03:33,241
- from your father
- in that regard.
- 1119
- 01:03:34,076 --> 01:03:36,342
- Now, maybe I can, uh,
- 1120
- 01:03:36,344 --> 01:03:39,145
- handle some of
- the more mundane jobs.
- 1121
- 01:03:39,147 --> 01:03:42,049
- Overseeing bureaucracy,
- 1122
- 01:03:42,051 --> 01:03:44,250
- managing military,
- 1123
- 01:03:44,252 --> 01:03:47,589
- uh, energy,
- uh, foreign policy.
- 1124
- 01:03:53,661 --> 01:03:54,661
- That sounds good.
- 1125
- 01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:00,567
- Never wanna be
- the kind of team owner
- 1126
- 01:04:00,569 --> 01:04:04,036
- that, uh, pulls the starter
- in the fourth inning.
- 1127
- 01:04:04,038 --> 01:04:06,475
- - Mm-hmm.
- - That's the manager's job.
- 1128
- 01:04:09,076 --> 01:04:10,446
- One more thing.
- 1129
- 01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:13,716
- My daughter, Mary.
- 1130
- 01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:17,352
- Right. Rove told me
- she likes girls.
- 1131
- 01:04:18,152 --> 01:04:21,721
- Now, I know you have
- to, uh, run against, uh,
- 1132
- 01:04:21,723 --> 01:04:26,127
- gay marriage in the South,
- Midwest, and, uh...
- 1133
- 01:04:27,261 --> 01:04:29,395
- But it's my daughter,
- 1134
- 01:04:29,397 --> 01:04:32,832
- and that line
- is drawn in concrete.
- 1135
- 01:04:32,834 --> 01:04:34,801
- Don't you say another word.
- 1136
- 01:04:34,803 --> 01:04:37,136
- So long as you don't mind us
- pushing that messaging,
- 1137
- 01:04:37,138 --> 01:04:39,105
- we're okay with you
- sittin' that one out.
- 1138
- 01:04:39,107 --> 01:04:41,141
- I think it's important
- for all the...
- 1139
- 01:04:41,143 --> 01:04:42,875
- all the Marys
- in the world, you know?
- 1140
- 01:04:44,980 --> 01:04:46,849
- No problemo.
- We got a deal?
- 1141
- 01:04:48,015 --> 01:04:50,618
- Then I believe
- this could work.
- 1142
- 01:04:51,386 --> 01:04:53,719
- Hot damn!
- 1143
- 01:04:53,721 --> 01:04:56,357
- Yeah. Well, good. Hey...
- 1144
- 01:04:57,292 --> 01:04:59,391
- - let's celebrate.
- <i>- Secretary Cheney visited me and Laura</i>
- 1145
- 01:04:59,393 --> 01:05:01,594
- <i>at our ranch
- in Crawford, Texas...</i>
- 1146
- 01:05:01,596 --> 01:05:02,998
- - Cheers.
- - Cheers.
- 1147
- 01:05:03,998 --> 01:05:09,402
- <i>I realized the best choice
- was standing by my side.</i>
- 1148
- 01:05:09,404 --> 01:05:11,203
- <i>Please welcome my friend</i>
- 1149
- 01:05:11,205 --> 01:05:14,107
- <i>and my running mate
- Dick Cheney...</i>
- 1150
- 01:05:19,314 --> 01:05:21,848
- <i>...and his lovely wife Lynne.</i>
- 1151
- 01:05:21,850 --> 01:05:23,049
- <i>Dick never filled out</i>
- 1152
- 01:05:23,051 --> 01:05:25,484
- <i>his own
- 83-question questionnaire.</i>
- 1153
- 01:05:25,486 --> 01:05:28,420
- <i>Full medical records
- were never handed over.</i>
- 1154
- 01:05:28,422 --> 01:05:31,824
- <i>No tax or corporate filings.
- Nothing.</i>
- 1155
- 01:05:31,826 --> 01:05:35,127
- Cheney! Cheney! Cheney!
- 1156
- 01:05:35,129 --> 01:05:36,728
- Cheney! Cheney!
- 1157
- 01:05:36,730 --> 01:05:38,797
- <i>To reach more
- of his senior aides</i>
- 1158
- 01:05:38,799 --> 01:05:40,165
- <i>to find out reasons.</i>
- 1159
- 01:05:40,167 --> 01:05:41,500
- <i>But we were told
- when he came over,</i>
- 1160
- 01:05:41,502 --> 01:05:42,969
- <i>he had already called
- Governor Bush,</i>
- 1161
- 01:05:42,971 --> 01:05:44,636
- <i>he had wished him well,
- and that he would deliver</i>
- 1162
- 01:05:44,638 --> 01:05:45,906
- <i>a brief concession speech
- here tonight.</i>
- 1163
- 01:05:45,908 --> 01:05:47,373
- I don't know.
- 1164
- 01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:48,574
- <i>I think
- we're all sitting around</i>
- 1165
- 01:05:48,576 --> 01:05:50,243
- <i>wondering what it is that, uh,</i>
- 1166
- 01:05:50,245 --> 01:05:52,411
- - <i>he may be doing backstage.</i>
- - They just keep going on and on.
- 1167
- 01:05:52,413 --> 01:05:54,817
- Gore rescinded his concession.
- 1168
- 01:05:57,685 --> 01:06:00,890
- They're claiming Florida
- is too close to call.
- 1169
- 01:06:01,756 --> 01:06:05,558
- He can't fucking rescind
- his concession.
- 1170
- 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,159
- He just did.
- 1171
- 01:06:07,161 --> 01:06:08,328
- The Russians are loving this.
- 1172
- 01:06:08,330 --> 01:06:10,996
- There's gonna be
- a recount, so...
- 1173
- 01:06:10,998 --> 01:06:12,065
- I don't know.
- 1174
- 01:06:12,067 --> 01:06:13,269
- What should we do?
- 1175
- 01:06:14,234 --> 01:06:17,305
- We play it
- like we've already won.
- 1176
- 01:06:18,339 --> 01:06:21,943
- Which means we need
- to staff the White House.
- 1177
- 01:06:23,111 --> 01:06:26,746
- All right. Who's leading
- the transition team?
- 1178
- 01:06:26,748 --> 01:06:27,815
- I'll do it.
- 1179
- 01:06:29,018 --> 01:06:30,216
- That's not something
- a vice president
- 1180
- 01:06:30,218 --> 01:06:31,518
- really does, is it?
- 1181
- 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,520
- Uh-huh.
- 1182
- 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,855
- - It is now.
- <i>- Vice President Gore</i>
- 1183
- 01:06:34,857 --> 01:06:36,890
- <i>has called Governor Bush</i>
- 1184
- 01:06:36,892 --> 01:06:39,525
- <i>and retracted his concession,</i>
- 1185
- 01:06:39,527 --> 01:06:41,694
- <i>because he is now...</i>
- 1186
- 01:06:41,696 --> 01:06:43,496
- - What?
- <i>- ...of the mind that things could be turning</i>
- 1187
- 01:06:43,498 --> 01:06:45,063
- <i>yet again in Florida.</i>
- 1188
- 01:06:45,065 --> 01:06:46,933
- You can't do that!
- 1189
- 01:06:46,935 --> 01:06:48,804
- I mean, that's laughable.
- 1190
- 01:06:50,372 --> 01:06:52,373
- Uh, Wolfowitz.
- 1191
- 01:06:53,808 --> 01:06:55,241
- - State...
- - Mmm.
- 1192
- 01:06:55,243 --> 01:06:56,708
- ...or Pentagon?
- 1193
- 01:06:56,710 --> 01:06:59,212
- Depends on who your
- Secretary of Defense is.
- 1194
- 01:06:59,214 --> 01:07:00,379
- - Rummy.
- - Hundred percent.
- 1195
- 01:07:00,381 --> 01:07:02,214
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Rumsfeld?
- 1196
- 01:07:02,216 --> 01:07:04,451
- Uh, doesn't Bush Senior
- hate Rummy?
- 1197
- 01:07:04,453 --> 01:07:05,851
- Not such a bad thing with W.
- 1198
- 01:07:05,853 --> 01:07:08,120
- He wants to be his own man.
- 1199
- 01:07:08,122 --> 01:07:10,323
- Rumsfeld believes
- in a robust executive.
- 1200
- 01:07:10,325 --> 01:07:11,924
- That's good for us
- on war powers.
- 1201
- 01:07:11,926 --> 01:07:14,493
- Just keep him out of State,
- he'll start World War III.
- 1202
- 01:07:14,495 --> 01:07:16,562
- Look.
- 1203
- 01:07:16,564 --> 01:07:21,234
- Halliburton just gave us
- a $26 million exit package.
- 1204
- 01:07:21,236 --> 01:07:23,804
- Twice what we expected.
- 1205
- 01:07:23,806 --> 01:07:24,974
- They're no dummies.
- 1206
- 01:07:27,174 --> 01:07:29,377
- Uh, sorry, gang.
- 1207
- 01:07:30,745 --> 01:07:31,978
- Yep.
- 1208
- 01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:35,850
- Think, uh, perhaps
- I should go to the hospital.
- 1209
- 01:07:37,518 --> 01:07:39,953
- Oh, my God. Are you
- kidding me? Oh, come on.
- 1210
- 01:07:39,955 --> 01:07:43,355
- Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!
- 1211
- 01:07:43,357 --> 01:07:45,625
- All persons having business
- with the Honorable,
- 1212
- 01:07:45,627 --> 01:07:47,159
- the Supreme Court
- of the United States
- 1213
- 01:07:47,161 --> 01:07:50,230
- are admonished to draw near
- and give their attention,
- 1214
- 01:07:50,232 --> 01:07:52,265
- for the Court is now sitting.
- 1215
- 01:07:52,267 --> 01:07:54,234
- God bless
- the United States and...
- 1216
- 01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:59,071
- <i>December 12th, 2000.
- Antonin Scalia, remember him,</i>
- 1217
- 01:07:59,073 --> 01:08:01,975
- <i>and the Supreme Court stopped
- the state of Florida</i>
- 1218
- 01:08:01,977 --> 01:08:03,275
- <i>from completing their recount.</i>
- 1219
- 01:08:03,277 --> 01:08:05,277
- God save the United States
- 1220
- 01:08:05,279 --> 01:08:07,647
- - and this Honorable Court.
- <i>- George W. Bush and Dick Cheney</i>
- 1221
- 01:08:07,649 --> 01:08:11,987
- <i>were going to the White House
- by a margin of 537 votes.</i>
- 1222
- 01:08:57,733 --> 01:08:59,832
- Hey. Hey, little Mary Claire.
- 1223
- 01:08:59,834 --> 01:09:02,237
- Hey, little Mary.
- My little Mary.
- 1224
- 01:09:03,138 --> 01:09:06,841
- <i>Hey, what are you doing?
- What are you doing? Hmm?</i>
- 1225
- 01:09:10,879 --> 01:09:13,279
- <i>Oh, they're both doing
- really well.</i>
- 1226
- 01:09:13,281 --> 01:09:15,181
- Except, I'm trying
- to make this dinner.
- 1227
- 01:09:15,183 --> 01:09:17,116
- And it's, uh...
- 1228
- 01:09:17,118 --> 01:09:19,918
- it's this macaroni and cheese
- 1229
- 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,521
- that you said was easy
- 1230
- 01:09:21,523 --> 01:09:24,824
- but it keeps just coming out
- like a little watery.
- 1231
- 01:09:24,826 --> 01:09:26,625
- <i>It's the milk.
- Remember?</i>
- 1232
- 01:09:26,627 --> 01:09:28,227
- <i>You gotta add more milk.</i>
- 1233
- 01:09:28,229 --> 01:09:30,699
- Yeah. It'll get thicker.
- 1234
- 01:09:31,899 --> 01:09:33,133
- No, no, no, no.
- 1235
- 01:09:33,135 --> 01:09:35,668
- <i>I am. It's much better
- when you use the milk.</i>
- 1236
- 01:09:35,670 --> 01:09:36,768
- <i>There's just so much,</i>
- 1237
- 01:09:36,770 --> 01:09:38,570
- <i>so much I want
- to say right now,</i>
- 1238
- 01:09:38,572 --> 01:09:40,472
- <i>and just, you keep doing
- what you're doing.</i>
- 1239
- 01:09:40,474 --> 01:09:42,510
- <i>You're doing so great.</i>
- 1240
- 01:09:45,078 --> 01:09:48,315
- You have earned something
- very special from your wife.
- 1241
- 01:09:48,317 --> 01:09:49,850
- Listen, listen, listen.
- 1242
- 01:09:50,786 --> 01:09:54,053
- I'm buying wine,
- and I'm picking something up.
- 1243
- 01:09:54,055 --> 01:09:55,491
- <i>Chinese?</i>
- 1244
- 01:09:56,823 --> 01:09:59,495
- <i>Okay,
- I really love you.</i>
- 1245
- 01:10:01,062 --> 01:10:02,395
- <i>I love you.</i>
- 1246
- 01:10:02,397 --> 01:10:04,933
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- 1247
- 01:10:13,608 --> 01:10:14,941
- Good morning
- to you too.
- 1248
- 01:10:14,943 --> 01:10:16,174
- We've met a few times.
- 1249
- 01:10:16,176 --> 01:10:17,310
- - It's nice to see you.
- - Yes.
- 1250
- 01:10:17,312 --> 01:10:18,378
- Of course.
- 1251
- 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,611
- All right. Let's...
- 1252
- 01:10:19,613 --> 01:10:21,446
- All right.
- Let's get this thing underway.
- 1253
- 01:10:21,448 --> 01:10:23,482
- Scooter, why don't you
- let everyone know
- 1254
- 01:10:23,484 --> 01:10:24,918
- the, um, lay of the land?
- 1255
- 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:26,485
- Of course.
- As you all know,
- 1256
- 01:10:26,487 --> 01:10:28,154
- I am Scooter Libby,
- 1257
- 01:10:28,156 --> 01:10:29,989
- Dick's Chief of Staff.
- 1258
- 01:10:29,991 --> 01:10:33,092
- Uh, I'm also his
- national security advisor
- 1259
- 01:10:33,094 --> 01:10:35,227
- and a special advisor
- to the president.
- 1260
- 01:10:35,229 --> 01:10:38,798
- Technically, Scooter outranks
- any of Bush's people.
- 1261
- 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:43,002
- Mary Matalin will serve
- as counselor to the VP
- 1262
- 01:10:43,004 --> 01:10:44,169
- and assistant to Bush.
- 1263
- 01:10:44,171 --> 01:10:46,039
- David Addington,
- 1264
- 01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,440
- Dick's main legal counsel,
- 1265
- 01:10:47,442 --> 01:10:49,542
- will play center field
- on all matters
- 1266
- 01:10:49,544 --> 01:10:51,844
- relating to executive power.
- 1267
- 01:10:51,846 --> 01:10:55,548
- The president
- has Alberto Gonzales,
- 1268
- 01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:57,316
- Karl Rove,
- 1269
- 01:10:57,318 --> 01:11:00,619
- Karen Hughes as his team.
- 1270
- 01:11:00,621 --> 01:11:03,188
- Quite frankly,
- Gonzales has no clue.
- 1271
- 01:11:03,190 --> 01:11:05,626
- Um... Rove is a hack.
- 1272
- 01:11:06,627 --> 01:11:08,927
- Hughes should be
- in double-A ball.
- 1273
- 01:11:08,929 --> 01:11:12,664
- So we will have
- fairly unobstructed access
- 1274
- 01:11:12,666 --> 01:11:14,202
- to the Oval Office.
- 1275
- 01:11:15,202 --> 01:11:17,035
- We will be automatically
- 1276
- 01:11:17,037 --> 01:11:19,504
- Bcc'd on all e-mails
- 1277
- 01:11:19,506 --> 01:11:21,341
- that the president receives
- or sends,
- 1278
- 01:11:21,343 --> 01:11:24,110
- as well as have access
- to his schedule
- 1279
- 01:11:24,112 --> 01:11:27,347
- the second that it is set
- or changed.
- 1280
- 01:11:27,349 --> 01:11:28,948
- And we will
- also be receiving
- 1281
- 01:11:28,950 --> 01:11:32,051
- the daily intelligence briefing
- before the president.
- 1282
- 01:11:32,053 --> 01:11:34,654
- That gets us inside
- the decision curve.
- 1283
- 01:11:34,656 --> 01:11:36,825
- Which we'll actually
- be reading.
- 1284
- 01:11:37,591 --> 01:11:39,359
- Bush approved all of this?
- 1285
- 01:11:39,361 --> 01:11:41,196
- Mmm, we have, uh,
- 1286
- 01:11:42,229 --> 01:11:43,463
- an understanding.
- 1287
- 01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:44,763
- What about the e-mails?
- 1288
- 01:11:44,765 --> 01:11:46,499
- Paper shredders
- don't work for e-mails.
- 1289
- 01:11:46,501 --> 01:11:48,500
- The entire administration
- will run off
- 1290
- 01:11:48,502 --> 01:11:50,402
- the RNC's private server.
- 1291
- 01:11:50,404 --> 01:11:53,271
- And we've deactivated
- automatic archiving.
- 1292
- 01:11:53,273 --> 01:11:54,273
- We're clean.
- 1293
- 01:11:55,343 --> 01:11:56,709
- Okay.
- 1294
- 01:11:56,711 --> 01:11:58,543
- So over at the Pentagon,
- we got Don,
- 1295
- 01:11:58,545 --> 01:11:59,712
- - Secretary of Defense.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1296
- 01:11:59,714 --> 01:12:01,446
- Paul Wolfowitz,
- 1297
- 01:12:01,448 --> 01:12:03,749
- who worked with Team B
- in the Ford days,
- 1298
- 01:12:03,751 --> 01:12:05,752
- Deputy Secretary of Defense.
- 1299
- 01:12:05,754 --> 01:12:06,686
- Let's check,
- 1300
- 01:12:06,688 --> 01:12:09,288
- see what plans
- 1301
- 01:12:09,290 --> 01:12:10,789
- they had
- to invade Iraq.
- 1302
- 01:12:10,791 --> 01:12:12,458
- It's already in the works.
- 1303
- 01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:14,860
- Got Ashcroft over at the DOJ.
- 1304
- 01:12:14,862 --> 01:12:17,763
- State seems to be
- the only tricky department.
- 1305
- 01:12:17,765 --> 01:12:21,000
- That's Colin Powell,
- his guy Lawrence Wilkerson.
- 1306
- 01:12:21,002 --> 01:12:23,302
- Colin Powell, who never met
- a camera he didn't like.
- 1307
- 01:12:23,304 --> 01:12:24,669
- Wilkerson's a true believer.
- 1308
- 01:12:24,671 --> 01:12:25,938
- We've got Bolton
- over there.
- 1309
- 01:12:25,940 --> 01:12:27,774
- He's a loose cannon,
- but he's loyal.
- 1310
- 01:12:27,776 --> 01:12:30,375
- Mmm. I wanna get Liz
- in there as well.
- 1311
- 01:12:30,377 --> 01:12:31,710
- Let's make sure that happens.
- 1312
- 01:12:31,712 --> 01:12:33,579
- - Okay, Dad.
- - Consider it done.
- 1313
- 01:12:33,581 --> 01:12:37,415
- And this list of,
- uh, our people
- 1314
- 01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:39,752
- does not include
- about 800 others,
- 1315
- 01:12:39,754 --> 01:12:42,487
- uh, lobbyists,
- industry insiders
- 1316
- 01:12:42,489 --> 01:12:45,458
- that we placed
- in the regulatory jobs.
- 1317
- 01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:46,659
- What about Bush's friends?
- 1318
- 01:12:46,661 --> 01:12:48,293
- <i>Ridge? Pataki? Thompson?</i>
- 1319
- 01:12:48,295 --> 01:12:49,628
- I haven't heard their names.
- 1320
- 01:12:49,630 --> 01:12:52,198
- They were not,
- um, offered jobs
- 1321
- 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,866
- in this administration,
- uh, at this time.
- 1322
- 01:12:54,868 --> 01:12:56,869
- Not offered jobs
- at this time?
- 1323
- 01:12:56,871 --> 01:12:59,873
- Are you even more ruthless than
- you used to be there, Dick?
- 1324
- 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,877
- Or are you just
- not getting laid?
- 1325
- 01:13:07,415 --> 01:13:08,646
- All right, moving on.
- 1326
- 01:13:08,648 --> 01:13:10,618
- Um, got Paul O'Neill.
- 1327
- 01:13:14,889 --> 01:13:18,191
- You haven't been here
- in over twenty years.
- 1328
- 01:13:18,193 --> 01:13:19,391
- Times have changed.
- 1329
- 01:13:19,393 --> 01:13:21,593
- The, uh, softer touch,
- 1330
- 01:13:21,595 --> 01:13:23,463
- that's the norm now.
- 1331
- 01:13:23,465 --> 01:13:26,966
- We have the conservative
- TV and radio
- 1332
- 01:13:26,968 --> 01:13:29,304
- - doing the yelling for us.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1333
- 01:13:30,104 --> 01:13:31,803
- Is your old friend
- embarrassing you?
- 1334
- 01:13:31,805 --> 01:13:33,071
- Is that it, Dick?
- 1335
- 01:13:36,309 --> 01:13:39,111
- Soft touch. That's all.
- 1336
- 01:13:39,113 --> 01:13:40,745
- All right,
- I have to go to my office
- 1337
- 01:13:40,747 --> 01:13:41,748
- at the
- House of Representatives.
- 1338
- 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,082
- You mean the Senate?
- 1339
- 01:13:43,084 --> 01:13:45,187
- Vice president,
- tiebreaker in the Senate.
- 1340
- 01:13:46,354 --> 01:13:48,489
- Nope, I mean the House.
- 1341
- 01:13:49,256 --> 01:13:51,524
- <i>Dick Cheney had used
- an old connection</i>
- 1342
- 01:13:51,526 --> 01:13:52,959
- <i>with former wrestling coach</i>
- 1343
- 01:13:52,961 --> 01:13:55,393
- <i>and Speaker of the House
- Dennis Hastert</i>
- 1344
- 01:13:55,395 --> 01:13:57,597
- <i>to get an office at the
- House of Representatives.</i>
- 1345
- 01:13:57,599 --> 01:13:59,999
- <i>The House is where
- revenue bills originate,</i>
- 1346
- 01:14:00,001 --> 01:14:02,569
- <i>and he wanted to be
- near the money faucet.</i>
- 1347
- 01:14:02,571 --> 01:14:05,040
- Hey, Dick.
- Will this work for you?
- 1348
- 01:14:06,741 --> 01:14:08,676
- Two more offices
- in the Senate.
- 1349
- 01:14:09,478 --> 01:14:11,877
- Hey, Dick,
- I found this extra office.
- 1350
- 01:14:11,879 --> 01:14:13,346
- I hope it works for you.
- 1351
- 01:14:13,348 --> 01:14:14,946
- And one in the Pentagon.
- 1352
- 01:14:14,948 --> 01:14:18,049
- Welcome to your new home
- away from home.
- 1353
- 01:14:18,051 --> 01:14:21,186
- I got you
- a little housewarming gift.
- 1354
- 01:14:21,188 --> 01:14:23,755
- <i>And later, when Cheney
- needed intelligence</i>
- 1355
- 01:14:23,757 --> 01:14:25,124
- <i>to invade Iraq,</i>
- 1356
- 01:14:25,126 --> 01:14:26,926
- <i>a conference room at the CIA.</i>
- 1357
- 01:14:26,928 --> 01:14:29,730
- This room is soundproof
- and secure.
- 1358
- 01:14:30,931 --> 01:14:33,365
- <i>Cheney was everywhere.</i>
- 1359
- 01:14:33,367 --> 01:14:35,601
- <i>But the most powerful place
- in all of D.C.</i>
- 1360
- 01:14:35,603 --> 01:14:38,503
- <i>was a nondescript
- conference room</i>
- 1361
- 01:14:38,505 --> 01:14:39,938
- <i>at a relatively new think tank</i>
- 1362
- 01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:42,775
- <i>called Americans
- for Tax Reform.</i>
- 1363
- 01:14:42,777 --> 01:14:45,811
- <i>Grover Norquist ran
- the anti-tax group</i>
- 1364
- 01:14:45,813 --> 01:14:48,446
- <i>with huge funding from
- the Koch brothers network,</i>
- 1365
- 01:14:48,448 --> 01:14:51,018
- <i>big oil, and big tobacco.</i>
- 1366
- 01:14:51,885 --> 01:14:53,319
- <i>His "Wednesday meeting,"</i>
- 1367
- 01:14:53,321 --> 01:14:56,923
- <i>as it was called,
- had become the center</i>
- 1368
- 01:14:56,925 --> 01:14:58,559
- <i>of the Republican world.</i>
- 1369
- 01:14:59,359 --> 01:15:03,698
- Let's go ahead and start
- with the estate tax.
- 1370
- 01:15:04,565 --> 01:15:06,633
- Now, this has been hard
- to eliminate,
- 1371
- 01:15:06,635 --> 01:15:09,668
- because the tax only
- affects those estates
- 1372
- 01:15:09,670 --> 01:15:11,471
- worth over two million.
- 1373
- 01:15:11,473 --> 01:15:13,972
- But we've made strides,
- 1374
- 01:15:13,974 --> 01:15:17,211
- and marketing guru Frank Luntz
- is here to help.
- 1375
- 01:15:23,283 --> 01:15:24,549
- Hello, all.
- 1376
- 01:15:25,819 --> 01:15:28,687
- Getting regular people
- to support cutting taxes
- 1377
- 01:15:28,689 --> 01:15:29,856
- on the very wealthy
- 1378
- 01:15:29,858 --> 01:15:31,990
- has always been
- extremely hard.
- 1379
- 01:15:31,992 --> 01:15:34,994
- We've had some success
- in the past,
- 1380
- 01:15:34,996 --> 01:15:37,966
- but the estate tax has
- always been very difficult.
- 1381
- 01:15:39,067 --> 01:15:40,135
- However...
- 1382
- 01:15:41,001 --> 01:15:43,104
- I think we may have had
- a breakthrough.
- 1383
- 01:15:44,004 --> 01:15:47,373
- Now, the estate tax kicks in
- 1384
- 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:51,710
- on anyone inheriting
- over two million dollars.
- 1385
- 01:15:51,712 --> 01:15:53,782
- How many of you have
- a problem with that?
- 1386
- 01:15:54,882 --> 01:15:56,749
- Okay. How many
- of you would have
- 1387
- 01:15:56,751 --> 01:15:58,651
- a problem
- with something called
- 1388
- 01:15:58,653 --> 01:16:00,422
- a death tax?
- 1389
- 01:16:05,059 --> 01:16:08,026
- Instead of global warming,
- 1390
- 01:16:08,028 --> 01:16:10,829
- which we all agree
- sounds very scary...
- 1391
- 01:16:12,867 --> 01:16:14,900
- we call it
- 1392
- 01:16:14,902 --> 01:16:16,602
- climate change.
- 1393
- 01:16:16,604 --> 01:16:17,802
- <i>Folks, the government</i>
- 1394
- 01:16:17,804 --> 01:16:19,938
- <i>is taking your money
- after you die.</i>
- 1395
- 01:16:19,940 --> 01:16:21,240
- <i>Now,
- we all know the Democrats</i>
- 1396
- 01:16:21,242 --> 01:16:22,808
- <i>despise tax cuts,
- especially for the rich.</i>
- 1397
- 01:16:22,810 --> 01:16:24,477
- <i>I want somebody to get rid</i>
- 1398
- 01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:26,111
- <i>of the death tax,
- that's what I want.</i>
- 1399
- 01:16:26,113 --> 01:16:27,579
- <i>I don't want to get taxed
- just 'cause I die.</i>
- 1400
- 01:16:27,581 --> 01:16:29,315
- I mean, give me a break!
- 1401
- 01:16:29,317 --> 01:16:30,949
- <i>If I give something to my
- kid, I already paid the tax.</i>
- 1402
- 01:16:30,951 --> 01:16:32,183
- <i>Why I gotta pay again
- 'cause I died?</i>
- 1403
- 01:16:32,185 --> 01:16:33,652
- <i>It's like being chastised!
- I hate it.</i>
- 1404
- 01:16:33,654 --> 01:16:35,487
- <i>The death tax has to go.</i>
- 1405
- 01:16:35,489 --> 01:16:37,955
- <i>The elite liberals
- in Washington would tax us</i>
- 1406
- 01:16:37,957 --> 01:16:39,926
- <i>for laughing or crying
- if they could.</i>
- 1407
- 01:16:39,928 --> 01:16:42,361
- So, with one
- of the biggest media
- 1408
- 01:16:42,363 --> 01:16:45,767
- and political machines
- ever created behind him,
- 1409
- 01:16:46,635 --> 01:16:50,669
- Cheney was able to squash
- action on global warming,
- 1410
- 01:16:50,671 --> 01:16:52,338
- cut taxes for the super rich,
- 1411
- 01:16:52,340 --> 01:16:55,674
- and gut regulations
- for massive corporations.
- 1412
- 01:16:55,676 --> 01:16:56,976
- <i>And then there was Cheney's</i>
- 1413
- 01:16:56,978 --> 01:16:59,645
- <i>National Energy Policy
- Development Group.</i>
- 1414
- 01:16:59,647 --> 01:17:03,950
- <i>His first major test
- to expand executive power.</i>
- 1415
- 01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:06,084
- I don't understand
- what the goddamn problem is.
- 1416
- 01:17:06,086 --> 01:17:07,820
- I want to hear
- what the energy CEOs need,
- 1417
- 01:17:07,822 --> 01:17:09,187
- and I'm not allowed to?
- 1418
- 01:17:09,189 --> 01:17:11,089
- - It's called FACA.
- - The hell is FACA?
- 1419
- 01:17:11,091 --> 01:17:12,959
- It's the Federal
- Advisory Committees Act.
- 1420
- 01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:15,594
- Congress got their panties
- in a bunch that, you know,
- 1421
- 01:17:15,596 --> 01:17:18,763
- elected officials would
- just let CEOs roll in
- 1422
- 01:17:18,765 --> 01:17:20,902
- and, you know, write the laws.
- 1423
- 01:17:22,737 --> 01:17:24,369
- The act demands that, uh,
- 1424
- 01:17:24,371 --> 01:17:28,775
- appropriate government employees
- be present.
- 1425
- 01:17:28,777 --> 01:17:30,412
- Hold on a second.
- 1426
- 01:17:31,879 --> 01:17:33,014
- What's your name?
- 1427
- 01:17:33,813 --> 01:17:35,448
- Doug.
- 1428
- 01:17:35,450 --> 01:17:38,049
- Doug, how long have you
- been working reception
- 1429
- 01:17:38,051 --> 01:17:39,554
- at the Department of Energy?
- 1430
- 01:17:40,787 --> 01:17:42,654
- Three months.
- 1431
- 01:17:42,656 --> 01:17:43,892
- Perfect.
- 1432
- 01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:49,594
- So what am I supposed
- to do here?
- 1433
- 01:17:49,596 --> 01:17:51,897
- Just sit there
- and be quiet.
- 1434
- 01:17:51,899 --> 01:17:53,167
- Got it.
- 1435
- 01:17:57,037 --> 01:17:59,440
- - Gentlemen.
- - Hello.
- 1436
- 01:18:00,742 --> 01:18:02,575
- Hello...
- 1437
- 01:18:04,778 --> 01:18:06,078
- How's your business
- at...
- 1438
- 01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:09,848
- - We're good.
- - Our stock...
- 1439
- 01:18:09,850 --> 01:18:12,884
- And California
- has been really...
- 1440
- 01:18:12,886 --> 01:18:14,686
- - since deregulation.
- - Great to hear.
- 1441
- 01:18:15,422 --> 01:18:18,691
- Oh. He's with
- the energy department.
- 1442
- 01:18:22,063 --> 01:18:23,963
- <i>The details
- of Cheney's meetings</i>
- 1443
- 01:18:23,965 --> 01:18:27,432
- <i>with the energy CEOs
- were never disclosed.</i>
- 1444
- 01:18:27,434 --> 01:18:30,002
- <i>But a Freedom
- of Information request</i>
- 1445
- 01:18:30,004 --> 01:18:32,003
- <i>did provide some documents,</i>
- 1446
- 01:18:32,005 --> 01:18:34,272
- <i>including a map
- of Iraq's oil fields</i>
- 1447
- 01:18:34,274 --> 01:18:35,941
- <i>with all of the oil companies</i>
- 1448
- 01:18:35,943 --> 01:18:38,543
- <i>that would be interested
- in acquiring them</i>
- 1449
- 01:18:38,545 --> 01:18:42,917
- <i>if somehow they were ever
- to become available.</i>
- 1450
- 01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:48,721
- <i>And then, it happened.</i>
- 1451
- 01:18:48,723 --> 01:18:51,691
- <i>Would you like to lower
- your monthly mortgage payments</i>
- 1452
- 01:18:51,693 --> 01:18:54,060
- <i>or use the equity in your home
- to consolidate</i>
- 1453
- 01:18:54,062 --> 01:18:55,860
- <i>your credit card
- or other debts?</i>
- 1454
- 01:18:55,862 --> 01:18:57,062
- <i>Just log...</i>
- 1455
- 01:18:57,064 --> 01:18:58,330
- <i>Yeah.
- This just in.</i>
- 1456
- 01:18:58,332 --> 01:18:59,932
- <i>You are looking at obviously</i>
- 1457
- 01:18:59,934 --> 01:19:01,534
- <i>a very disturbing
- live shot there.</i>
- 1458
- 01:19:01,536 --> 01:19:03,102
- <i>That is
- the World Trade Center,</i>
- 1459
- 01:19:03,104 --> 01:19:05,737
- <i>and we have unconfirmed
- reports this morning</i>
- 1460
- 01:19:05,739 --> 01:19:09,176
- <i>that a plane has crashed
- into one of the towers.</i>
- 1461
- 01:19:09,943 --> 01:19:11,610
- <i>It... it does not appear</i>
- 1462
- 01:19:11,612 --> 01:19:13,745
- <i>that there's any kind
- of an effort up there yet.</i>
- 1463
- 01:19:13,747 --> 01:19:15,347
- <i>Now, remember... Oh, my God.</i>
- 1464
- 01:19:15,349 --> 01:19:17,249
- - Oh, God!
- - Dear God.
- 1465
- 01:19:17,251 --> 01:19:18,651
- <i>That looks
- like a second plane.</i>
- 1466
- 01:19:18,653 --> 01:19:20,285
- Mr. Vice President,
- we have information
- 1467
- 01:19:20,287 --> 01:19:22,021
- that a plane's headed to
- the White House this moment.
- 1468
- 01:19:22,023 --> 01:19:24,021
- We have less than a minute to get
- to the secure underground bunker.
- 1469
- 01:19:24,023 --> 01:19:25,993
- Let's go! Move!
- 1470
- 01:19:27,228 --> 01:19:28,160
- Move!
- 1471
- 01:19:28,162 --> 01:19:29,160
- Move! It's clear!
- 1472
- 01:19:29,162 --> 01:19:31,063
- Sir, this way. Right now.
- 1473
- 01:19:31,065 --> 01:19:32,763
- <i>Capitol is being
- evacuated, we're told,</i>
- 1474
- 01:19:32,765 --> 01:19:35,901
- <i>and clearly that shot that
- we have on our screen now,</i>
- 1475
- 01:19:35,903 --> 01:19:37,335
- <i>this is the Pentagon</i>
- 1476
- 01:19:37,337 --> 01:19:40,005
- <i>just across the river
- from Washington, D.C.</i>
- 1477
- 01:19:40,007 --> 01:19:41,074
- <i>You got to believe...</i>
- 1478
- 01:19:41,076 --> 01:19:42,642
- I need you
- to take me to Dick.
- 1479
- 01:19:42,644 --> 01:19:45,578
- Mrs. Cheney, we cannot
- go back to the White House,
- 1480
- 01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:46,911
- I am being told no one...
- 1481
- 01:19:46,913 --> 01:19:48,480
- Either you take me
- to the White House...
- 1482
- 01:19:57,390 --> 01:20:00,460
- Author is on the move.
- Coming out.
- 1483
- 01:20:01,429 --> 01:20:04,396
- <i>...the Twin
- Towers of the World Trade Center.</i>
- 1484
- 01:20:04,398 --> 01:20:06,499
- Have you gotten
- the Prime Minister yet?
- 1485
- 01:20:06,501 --> 01:20:08,468
- <i>...headed directly
- into the World Trade Center.</i>
- 1486
- 01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:10,069
- <i>It just flew into it.</i>
- 1487
- 01:20:10,071 --> 01:20:12,003
- Canada's Prime Minister
- is on the phone.
- 1488
- 01:20:12,005 --> 01:20:13,338
- That's right,
- we got planes in the air
- 1489
- 01:20:13,340 --> 01:20:14,940
- and nowhere for them to land.
- 1490
- 01:20:14,942 --> 01:20:17,942
- Permission for them
- to land at Canadian airports,
- 1491
- 01:20:17,944 --> 01:20:19,411
- international flights
- into Newfoundland.
- 1492
- 01:20:19,413 --> 01:20:21,347
- I still have one plane
- unaccounted for
- 1493
- 01:20:21,349 --> 01:20:22,414
- flying over Pennsylvania.
- 1494
- 01:20:22,416 --> 01:20:23,516
- Sir, Donald Rumsfeld
- 1495
- 01:20:23,518 --> 01:20:24,784
- is at the Pentagon
- on line three.
- 1496
- 01:20:24,786 --> 01:20:26,017
- - That?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1497
- 01:20:26,019 --> 01:20:27,254
- Yes, sir.
- 1498
- 01:20:28,456 --> 01:20:30,655
- You have authorization
- 1499
- 01:20:30,657 --> 01:20:33,158
- to shoot down any aircraft
- 1500
- 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,960
- deemed a threat.
- 1501
- 01:20:34,962 --> 01:20:36,695
- <i>Presidential authority?</i>
- 1502
- 01:20:36,697 --> 01:20:37,762
- That is correct.
- 1503
- 01:20:37,764 --> 01:20:39,597
- All orders are UNODIR.
- 1504
- 01:20:39,599 --> 01:20:40,531
- "UNODIR", sir?
- 1505
- 01:20:40,533 --> 01:20:42,368
- Unless otherwise directed.
- 1506
- 01:20:42,370 --> 01:20:44,302
- Mr. Vice President,
- are we sure these are
- 1507
- 01:20:44,304 --> 01:20:46,338
- the proper rules of engagement?
- 1508
- 01:20:46,340 --> 01:20:48,640
- The country's under attack,
- the ROE is fluid.
- 1509
- 01:20:48,642 --> 01:20:51,142
- - David... Addington, David.
- - Yes, sir.
- 1510
- 01:20:51,144 --> 01:20:52,645
- <i>Now,
- we don't know exactly</i>
- 1511
- 01:20:52,647 --> 01:20:55,280
- <i>what the people
- in that room were thinking.</i>
- 1512
- 01:20:55,282 --> 01:20:57,383
- <i>But it's safe to assume</i>
- 1513
- 01:20:57,385 --> 01:21:00,686
- <i>that at least one person
- wondered why</i>
- 1514
- 01:21:00,688 --> 01:21:02,820
- <i>in the midst
- of the most fateful day</i>
- 1515
- 01:21:02,822 --> 01:21:04,589
- <i>in American history</i>
- 1516
- 01:21:04,591 --> 01:21:07,627
- <i>was Dick Cheney
- talking to his lawyer.</i>
- 1517
- 01:21:07,629 --> 01:21:09,328
- And, um, what, um...
- 1518
- 01:21:09,330 --> 01:21:11,897
- - Mr. Vice President?
- - ...authority will he need?
- 1519
- 01:21:11,899 --> 01:21:13,266
- So, start working on...
- 1520
- 01:21:13,268 --> 01:21:14,435
- Mr. Vice President?
- 1521
- 01:21:15,470 --> 01:21:17,136
- The congressional members
- you sent
- 1522
- 01:21:17,138 --> 01:21:18,803
- to Mount Weather
- Emergency Operations Center
- 1523
- 01:21:18,805 --> 01:21:20,972
- - wanna leave.
- - Nope.
- 1524
- 01:21:20,974 --> 01:21:22,307
- Excuse me?
- 1525
- 01:21:22,309 --> 01:21:24,343
- They're not going anywhere.
- 1526
- 01:21:24,345 --> 01:21:28,550
- Just, uh, tell them, um,
- we have all the helicopters.
- 1527
- 01:21:29,716 --> 01:21:30,818
- Yes, sir.
- 1528
- 01:21:31,952 --> 01:21:33,252
- I'm sorry,
- that is a negative.
- 1529
- 01:21:33,254 --> 01:21:35,353
- They are to remain
- where they are.
- 1530
- 01:21:35,355 --> 01:21:37,589
- There's no helicopters
- available for evac.
- 1531
- 01:21:37,591 --> 01:21:39,391
- That is correct.
- 1532
- 01:21:39,393 --> 01:21:42,163
- If you would be so kind
- to relay that information.
- 1533
- 01:21:44,764 --> 01:21:45,799
- Are we at war?
- 1534
- 01:21:47,035 --> 01:21:48,667
- Yes, we are.
- 1535
- 01:21:48,669 --> 01:21:50,035
- With whom?
- 1536
- 01:22:02,450 --> 01:22:03,816
- <i>Depot street.</i>
- 1537
- 01:22:03,818 --> 01:22:05,458
- <i>Truck pulling in
- across from Depot Street.</i>
- 1538
- 01:22:11,158 --> 01:22:14,093
- <i>Unit 9-3.
- 0-3-15 negative.</i>
- 1539
- 01:22:17,130 --> 01:22:19,597
- <i>1-5-2-7, Brian.</i>
- 1540
- 01:22:19,599 --> 01:22:20,966
- <i>God damn it.</i>
- 1541
- 01:22:20,968 --> 01:22:22,267
- We picked up chatter
- 1542
- 01:22:22,269 --> 01:22:24,436
- from well-known
- Al-Qaeda operatives
- 1543
- 01:22:24,438 --> 01:22:26,204
- celebrating today's attack.
- 1544
- 01:22:26,206 --> 01:22:27,505
- We shouldn't rule out Iraq.
- 1545
- 01:22:27,507 --> 01:22:29,508
- But what's
- Al-Qaeda's leader's name?
- 1546
- 01:22:29,510 --> 01:22:31,744
- His name is Osama bin Laden.
- 1547
- 01:22:31,746 --> 01:22:33,411
- But this is clearly Al-Qaeda.
- 1548
- 01:22:33,413 --> 01:22:35,548
- I've been tracking
- their movements for years.
- 1549
- 01:22:35,550 --> 01:22:37,082
- Their fingerprints
- are all over this.
- 1550
- 01:22:37,084 --> 01:22:39,153
- Iraq has all the good targets.
- 1551
- 01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:41,387
- Iraq has nothing
- to do with this, Don.
- 1552
- 01:22:41,389 --> 01:22:43,121
- Richard,
- you don't know that for sure.
- 1553
- 01:22:43,123 --> 01:22:44,489
- I do know that.
- 1554
- 01:22:44,491 --> 01:22:45,691
- Mr. President, if I may.
- 1555
- 01:22:46,727 --> 01:22:49,762
- Afghanistan is
- Al-Qaeda's headquarters.
- 1556
- 01:22:49,764 --> 01:22:51,329
- - That is where our focus should be.
- - Yeah.
- 1557
- 01:22:51,331 --> 01:22:54,533
- And the CIA would
- be capable of taking out
- 1558
- 01:22:54,535 --> 01:22:56,035
- the Taliban's power structure.
- 1559
- 01:22:56,037 --> 01:22:58,102
- Yeah.
- All due respect, George,
- 1560
- 01:22:58,104 --> 01:22:59,038
- Mr. President...
- 1561
- 01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,005
- we are the Pentagon,
- 1562
- 01:23:01,007 --> 01:23:02,740
- and this is what we do.
- 1563
- 01:23:02,742 --> 01:23:03,911
- Don.
- 1564
- 01:23:14,956 --> 01:23:19,091
- Okay. We'll, uh, we'll go
- with Tenet and the CIA.
- 1565
- 01:23:19,093 --> 01:23:21,325
- I'll make some calls
- to our allies.
- 1566
- 01:23:21,327 --> 01:23:22,327
- Thank you, sir.
- 1567
- 01:23:25,565 --> 01:23:29,668
- I think, uh, given the current
- situation, Mr. President,
- 1568
- 01:23:29,670 --> 01:23:33,405
- it is wise that we not be
- in the same location
- 1569
- 01:23:33,407 --> 01:23:37,109
- for COG,
- Continuity of Government.
- 1570
- 01:23:37,111 --> 01:23:39,412
- Of course.
- 1571
- 01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:42,282
- We gonna be all right
- on this, aren't we?
- 1572
- 01:23:43,317 --> 01:23:46,654
- Yes, sir. Yes, we are.
- 1573
- 01:23:50,157 --> 01:23:52,924
- <i>Angler has taken
- off to an undisclosed location.</i>
- 1574
- 01:23:52,926 --> 01:23:54,660
- <i>I repeat, Angler is airborne.</i>
- 1575
- 01:23:54,662 --> 01:23:56,829
- <i>Angler? That's the VP?</i>
- 1576
- 01:23:56,831 --> 01:23:58,463
- <i>I thought only
- the president could land</i>
- 1577
- 01:23:58,465 --> 01:24:00,298
- <i>and take off
- from the south lawn.</i>
- 1578
- 01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:01,734
- <i>What can I tell you?</i>
- 1579
- 01:24:01,736 --> 01:24:02,970
- <i>Today's fucked.</i>
- 1580
- 01:24:27,361 --> 01:24:30,562
- <i>This intelligence
- has been edited,</i>
- 1581
- 01:24:30,564 --> 01:24:33,199
- <i>redacted, and reduced.</i>
- 1582
- 01:24:33,201 --> 01:24:35,200
- Mr. Vice President,
- usually we vet
- 1583
- 01:24:35,202 --> 01:24:36,602
- the daily intelligence
- threat matrix
- 1584
- 01:24:36,604 --> 01:24:38,837
- to eliminate unreliable
- sources, non-players...
- 1585
- 01:24:38,839 --> 01:24:43,845
- <i>Stop. Don't you dare give me
- a damn disquisition...</i>
- 1586
- 01:24:44,845 --> 01:24:46,344
- <i>on what I cannot hear.</i>
- 1587
- 01:24:46,346 --> 01:24:48,347
- Mr. Vice President,
- 1588
- 01:24:48,349 --> 01:24:50,029
- a lot of this intelligence
- is not verified.
- 1589
- 01:24:51,352 --> 01:24:52,651
- <i>I'm gonna say this
- for the last time.</i>
- 1590
- 01:24:52,653 --> 01:24:53,651
- <i>I want to hear everything</i>
- 1591
- 01:24:53,653 --> 01:24:56,353
- <i>every day, from now on.</i>
- 1592
- 01:24:56,355 --> 01:24:57,589
- Yes, sir.
- 1593
- 01:24:57,591 --> 01:24:59,891
- <i>Proceed.</i>
- 1594
- 01:24:59,893 --> 01:25:02,293
- We're tracking
- the possibility of bio-attacks
- 1595
- 01:25:02,295 --> 01:25:05,730
- using Sarin gas,
- cowpox, Ebola.
- 1596
- 01:25:05,732 --> 01:25:08,636
- There was a post
- on a dark website
- 1597
- 01:25:09,769 --> 01:25:12,404
- about mass beheadings
- in residential areas.
- 1598
- 01:25:12,406 --> 01:25:13,804
- Movie studios, museums,
- 1599
- 01:25:13,806 --> 01:25:17,075
- subways, daycare centers
- may all be targets.
- 1600
- 01:25:17,077 --> 01:25:18,377
- A source has told an asset
- 1601
- 01:25:18,379 --> 01:25:20,411
- about fire-bombs
- targeting hospitals.
- 1602
- 01:25:20,413 --> 01:25:21,713
- A video was captured
- 1603
- 01:25:21,715 --> 01:25:23,682
- describing televised executions
- 1604
- 01:25:23,684 --> 01:25:25,718
- interrupting
- American network TV.
- 1605
- 01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:27,552
- Sporting
- events, tourist attractions,
- 1606
- 01:25:27,554 --> 01:25:29,087
- New Year's celebrations,
- religious ceremonies,
- 1607
- 01:25:29,089 --> 01:25:30,855
- are all hard targets.
- 1608
- 01:25:30,857 --> 01:25:32,391
- <i>Machine-gun
- attacks at high-profile...</i>
- 1609
- 01:25:32,393 --> 01:25:33,892
- Biological agents inside...
- 1610
- 01:25:33,894 --> 01:25:35,392
- Coordinated fire-bombings
- 1611
- 01:25:35,394 --> 01:25:37,195
- of commuter trains
- across North America.
- 1612
- 01:25:37,197 --> 01:25:39,330
- <i>Water filtration
- plants targeted with bio-weapons</i>
- 1613
- 01:25:39,332 --> 01:25:40,432
- <i>and killing a million people.</i>
- 1614
- 01:25:40,434 --> 01:25:41,833
- <i>A briefcase nuke</i>
- 1615
- 01:25:41,835 --> 01:25:43,835
- <i>being driven into
- a major city and detonated.</i>
- 1616
- 01:25:43,837 --> 01:25:45,270
- <i>Airborne
- bio-weapons can be put</i>
- 1617
- 01:25:45,272 --> 01:25:46,704
- <i>into the
- air conditioning units</i>
- 1618
- 01:25:46,706 --> 01:25:48,906
- <i>of large shopping malls
- or casinos.</i>
- 1619
- 01:25:48,908 --> 01:25:50,776
- <i>A beloved
- celebrity has been targeted</i>
- 1620
- 01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:52,210
- <i>for kidnapping
- and possibly beheading.</i>
- 1621
- 01:25:52,212 --> 01:25:53,611
- <i>Phosphorus bombs,</i>
- 1622
- 01:25:53,613 --> 01:25:55,882
- <i>chlorine attacks, mustard gas,
- cluster bombs...</i>
- 1623
- 01:26:04,892 --> 01:26:06,527
- I'm scared, Dick.
- 1624
- 01:26:13,968 --> 01:26:16,136
- I'll always take care
- of you, Lynne.
- 1625
- 01:26:17,837 --> 01:26:18,837
- You know that.
- 1626
- 01:26:22,042 --> 01:26:23,611
- What are you going to do?
- 1627
- 01:27:04,251 --> 01:27:05,251
- Move, move, move!
- 1628
- 01:27:12,425 --> 01:27:14,859
- So, while Powell, the CIA,
- 1629
- 01:27:14,861 --> 01:27:16,727
- and their
- international coalition
- 1630
- 01:27:16,729 --> 01:27:19,330
- toppled the Taliban
- and took Afghanistan
- 1631
- 01:27:19,332 --> 01:27:20,899
- in a matter of weeks,
- 1632
- 01:27:20,901 --> 01:27:23,767
- Cheney had found something
- much more powerful
- 1633
- 01:27:23,769 --> 01:27:26,706
- than missiles or jet planes.
- 1634
- 01:27:27,707 --> 01:27:29,775
- <i>Mr. Vice President,
- this is John Yoo.</i>
- 1635
- 01:27:29,777 --> 01:27:31,913
- <i>It's a pleasure to meet you,
- Mr. Vice President.</i>
- 1636
- 01:27:33,779 --> 01:27:35,213
- <i>So David told me
- you're looking</i>
- 1637
- 01:27:35,215 --> 01:27:37,482
- <i>for executive authority.</i>
- 1638
- 01:27:37,484 --> 01:27:38,883
- Mm-hmm.
- 1639
- 01:27:38,885 --> 01:27:40,165
- <i>John here
- is definitely your guy.</i>
- 1640
- 01:27:41,554 --> 01:27:44,121
- <i>The war we're now fighting</i>
- 1641
- 01:27:44,123 --> 01:27:47,894
- <i>will require resources
- and abilities that the, uh...</i>
- 1642
- 01:27:49,063 --> 01:27:53,731
- <i>the current interpretation
- of the law... impedes.</i>
- 1643
- 01:27:53,733 --> 01:27:54,900
- The vice president believes
- 1644
- 01:27:54,902 --> 01:27:57,035
- it is the duty
- of the commander-in-chief
- 1645
- 01:27:57,037 --> 01:27:58,137
- to protect the nation
- 1646
- 01:27:58,139 --> 01:27:59,338
- and that no other obligation,
- 1647
- 01:27:59,340 --> 01:28:00,806
- whether to Congress
- or existing treaty
- 1648
- 01:28:00,808 --> 01:28:02,176
- <i>supersedes that dut.</i>
- 1649
- 01:28:03,443 --> 01:28:04,978
- <i>How do you feel
- about that statemen?</i>
- 1650
- 01:28:06,313 --> 01:28:07,482
- <i>I couldn't agree more.</i>
- 1651
- 01:28:08,948 --> 01:28:11,450
- <i>John Yoo's
- first legal opinion</i>
- 1652
- 01:28:11,452 --> 01:28:13,584
- <i>allowed the US government</i>
- 1653
- 01:28:13,586 --> 01:28:16,721
- <i>to monitor every citizens'
- phone calls,</i>
- 1654
- 01:28:16,723 --> 01:28:19,156
- <i>texts, and e-mails
- without a warrant.</i>
- 1655
- 01:28:20,595 --> 01:28:23,928
- <i>It was a giant legal leap</i>
- 1656
- 01:28:23,930 --> 01:28:26,267
- <i>based on sketchy law at best.</i>
- 1657
- 01:28:27,268 --> 01:28:29,700
- <i>But John Yoo's masterpiece,</i>
- 1658
- 01:28:29,702 --> 01:28:32,572
- <i>his</i> Moby-Dick, <i>if you will,</i>
- 1659
- 01:28:33,674 --> 01:28:35,539
- <i>was the torture memo.</i>
- 1660
- 01:28:35,541 --> 01:28:37,644
- ...your fucking contact is!
- 1661
- 01:28:38,711 --> 01:28:40,012
- Where're your fucking hands?
- 1662
- 01:28:40,014 --> 01:28:42,283
- What about
- the Geneva Convention?
- 1663
- 01:28:43,117 --> 01:28:45,350
- The Geneva Convention
- is open to interpretation.
- 1664
- 01:28:45,352 --> 01:28:47,052
- What exactly does that mean?
- 1665
- 01:28:47,054 --> 01:28:49,853
- Stress positions,
- 1666
- 01:28:49,855 --> 01:28:51,490
- waterboarding,
- confided spaces, dogs...
- 1667
- 01:28:51,492 --> 01:28:53,261
- We're calling it
- "enhanced interrogation."
- 1668
- 01:28:54,260 --> 01:28:55,759
- Are we sure
- none of this fits
- 1669
- 01:28:55,761 --> 01:28:57,495
- in the definition
- of "torture"?
- 1670
- 01:28:57,497 --> 01:28:58,829
- The US doesn't torture.
- 1671
- 01:28:58,831 --> 01:29:02,967
- Therefore,
- if the US does it,
- 1672
- 01:29:02,969 --> 01:29:06,003
- by definition,
- it can't be torture.
- 1673
- 01:29:10,044 --> 01:29:11,743
- <i>But torture and privacy laws</i>
- 1674
- 01:29:11,745 --> 01:29:14,545
- <i>weren't the only laws Cheney
- re-wrote with John Yoo.</i>
- 1675
- 01:29:14,547 --> 01:29:17,716
- <i>They had a full menu
- of legal opinions</i>
- 1676
- 01:29:17,718 --> 01:29:19,884
- <i>stretching and challenging
- constitutional</i>
- 1677
- 01:29:19,886 --> 01:29:21,686
- <i>and international law.</i>
- 1678
- 01:29:21,688 --> 01:29:23,588
- Good evening, gentlemen.
- 1679
- 01:29:23,590 --> 01:29:26,691
- Tonight we're offering
- the enemy combatant,
- 1680
- 01:29:26,693 --> 01:29:29,128
- whereby a person
- is not a prisoner of war,
- 1681
- 01:29:29,130 --> 01:29:31,030
- or a criminal,
- which means of course
- 1682
- 01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:33,731
- that he has absolutely
- no protection under the law.
- 1683
- 01:29:33,733 --> 01:29:36,267
- We're also offering
- an extraordinary rendition
- 1684
- 01:29:36,269 --> 01:29:39,837
- where suspects are abducted
- without record on foreign soil
- 1685
- 01:29:39,839 --> 01:29:41,339
- and taken to foreign prisons
- 1686
- 01:29:41,341 --> 01:29:42,673
- in countries that still torture.
- 1687
- 01:29:42,675 --> 01:29:44,409
- Oh, that sounds delicious.
- 1688
- 01:29:44,411 --> 01:29:46,277
- We also have Guantanamo Bay,
- 1689
- 01:29:46,279 --> 01:29:48,280
- which is very,
- very complicated,
- 1690
- 01:29:48,282 --> 01:29:49,914
- but it does allow you
- to operate
- 1691
- 01:29:49,916 --> 01:29:52,250
- outside the purview
- of due process
- 1692
- 01:29:52,252 --> 01:29:54,852
- on land which isn't
- technically US territory,
- 1693
- 01:29:54,854 --> 01:29:56,987
- but where we still
- do have control.
- 1694
- 01:29:56,989 --> 01:29:59,557
- And also, we have
- a very fresh and delicious
- 1695
- 01:29:59,559 --> 01:30:01,793
- War Powers Act interpretation
- 1696
- 01:30:01,795 --> 01:30:03,928
- which gives the executive
- branch broad powers
- 1697
- 01:30:03,930 --> 01:30:06,498
- to attack nations or people
- 1698
- 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:08,767
- who it deems
- still possibly a threat.
- 1699
- 01:30:08,769 --> 01:30:11,803
- We have the fact that under
- the unitary executive theory,
- 1700
- 01:30:11,805 --> 01:30:13,504
- if the president
- does anything,
- 1701
- 01:30:13,506 --> 01:30:15,106
- it must be legal.
- 1702
- 01:30:15,108 --> 01:30:18,276
- Which, of course, means you can
- do whatever the fuck you want.
- 1703
- 01:30:18,278 --> 01:30:19,576
- So, gentlemen,
- 1704
- 01:30:19,578 --> 01:30:20,678
- which would you like?
- 1705
- 01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:23,580
- Hmm. We'll, uh,
- we'll have them all.
- 1706
- 01:30:23,582 --> 01:30:25,083
- Excellent choice.
- 1707
- 01:30:25,085 --> 01:30:26,120
- Thank you.
- 1708
- 01:30:26,987 --> 01:30:30,187
- Look, Dick,
- uh, we've been working
- 1709
- 01:30:30,189 --> 01:30:32,656
- with these focus groups
- and advertising executives
- 1710
- 01:30:32,658 --> 01:30:34,860
- to try and sell
- the War on Terror.
- 1711
- 01:30:34,862 --> 01:30:37,329
- <i>I'll reiterate,
- we are still being recorded,</i>
- 1712
- 01:30:37,331 --> 01:30:39,231
- <i>and there still may
- or may not be clients</i>
- 1713
- 01:30:39,233 --> 01:30:40,531
- <i>back behind
- the two-way mirrors...</i>
- 1714
- 01:30:40,533 --> 01:30:43,334
- These guys are pretty sharp.
- 1715
- 01:30:43,336 --> 01:30:44,337
- Go on.
- 1716
- 01:30:45,404 --> 01:30:46,672
- There's a problem.
- 1717
- 01:30:46,674 --> 01:30:48,205
- The results show
- that people are confused.
- 1718
- 01:30:48,207 --> 01:30:50,874
- <i>You all support
- the president,</i>
- 1719
- 01:30:50,876 --> 01:30:54,846
- <i>you hate terrorism,
- yet you're still confused.</i>
- 1720
- 01:30:54,848 --> 01:30:57,350
- <i>Can you tell me why?
- Anybody?</i>
- 1721
- 01:30:58,318 --> 01:31:01,852
- <i>Don't we have to just
- get Osama bin Laden? He did it.</i>
- 1722
- 01:31:01,854 --> 01:31:04,856
- So why are they calling it
- a war? A war with who?
- 1723
- 01:31:04,858 --> 01:31:06,458
- <i>Okay, thank you, Mark.</i>
- 1724
- 01:31:06,460 --> 01:31:08,860
- <i>Uh, Jasmine, jump in, please.</i>
- 1725
- 01:31:08,862 --> 01:31:11,361
- I don't get what this
- Al-Qaeda is.
- 1726
- 01:31:11,363 --> 01:31:13,932
- Are they a country, like,
- why can't we just bomb them?
- 1727
- 01:31:13,934 --> 01:31:15,366
- That's really interesting.
- 1728
- 01:31:15,368 --> 01:31:19,404
- Um, is anybody else confused
- about what Al-Qaeda is?
- 1729
- 01:31:19,406 --> 01:31:20,772
- <i>Show of hands, please.</i>
- 1730
- 01:31:20,774 --> 01:31:23,107
- <i>One, two, three, four,
- five, six, seven...</i>
- 1731
- 01:31:23,109 --> 01:31:25,877
- <i>That's a lot of you. Right?</i>
- 1732
- 01:31:25,879 --> 01:31:27,846
- Would it be less confusing
- 1733
- 01:31:27,848 --> 01:31:29,347
- if it was a country?
- 1734
- 01:31:29,349 --> 01:31:30,449
- Damn right.
- 1735
- 01:31:30,451 --> 01:31:31,919
- I'm angry as hell.
- 1736
- 01:31:32,719 --> 01:31:35,453
- We've gotta fuck someone up.
- 1737
- 01:31:35,455 --> 01:31:36,954
- <i>Got it. Mark.</i>
- 1738
- 01:31:36,956 --> 01:31:39,091
- Really strong feelings coming
- from Mark. I'm interested.
- 1739
- 01:31:39,093 --> 01:31:40,725
- Does anybody else feel
- the same or agree...
- 1740
- 01:31:40,727 --> 01:31:42,830
- They understand
- we're at war, but...
- 1741
- 01:31:43,630 --> 01:31:45,364
- they don't know
- against who.
- 1742
- 01:31:45,366 --> 01:31:46,964
- They want a country.
- 1743
- 01:31:46,966 --> 01:31:48,365
- It's cleaner, simpler.
- 1744
- 01:31:48,367 --> 01:31:50,267
- That would
- certainly help us legally.
- 1745
- 01:31:50,269 --> 01:31:51,705
- Hmm. Well...
- 1746
- 01:31:52,839 --> 01:31:55,042
- looks like it's time
- to take Iraq.
- 1747
- 01:31:56,443 --> 01:31:59,213
- It is about goddamn time.
- 1748
- 01:32:02,882 --> 01:32:07,585
- It's called
- the Office of Special Plans.
- 1749
- 01:32:07,587 --> 01:32:10,687
- Tenet is not yet
- serious enough
- 1750
- 01:32:10,689 --> 01:32:13,124
- about the threat
- that Saddam poses
- 1751
- 01:32:13,126 --> 01:32:14,929
- to the global war
- on terror.
- 1752
- 01:32:15,961 --> 01:32:17,728
- But I can promise you
- 1753
- 01:32:17,730 --> 01:32:19,830
- that this
- intelligence group will be.
- 1754
- 01:32:19,832 --> 01:32:20,966
- Wolfie, I got something.
- 1755
- 01:32:20,968 --> 01:32:22,267
- Truck transmissions.
- 1756
- 01:32:22,269 --> 01:32:23,936
- If there's a donkey
- with a radio up his ass,
- 1757
- 01:32:23,938 --> 01:32:25,003
- I wanna know
- what it's transmitting.
- 1758
- 01:32:25,005 --> 01:32:27,007
- I think that's
- an excellent idea.
- 1759
- 01:32:29,175 --> 01:32:31,509
- I've been wantin' to take
- that motherfucker Saddam down
- 1760
- 01:32:31,511 --> 01:32:33,078
- - for a long time.
- - Hmm.
- 1761
- 01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:35,112
- Here's a report
- that says Mohamed Atta,
- 1762
- 01:32:35,114 --> 01:32:36,681
- one of the 9-11 hijackers,
- 1763
- 01:32:36,683 --> 01:32:39,316
- may have met with
- an Iraqi spy in Prague.
- 1764
- 01:32:39,318 --> 01:32:40,884
- It's a really
- strong statement.
- 1765
- 01:32:40,886 --> 01:32:42,786
- Does anybody agree
- with that statement?
- 1766
- 01:32:42,788 --> 01:32:45,557
- Wait a minute.
- We can't just bomb people.
- 1767
- 01:32:45,559 --> 01:32:46,591
- - Oh, please.
- - Yeah, no.
- 1768
- 01:32:46,593 --> 01:32:47,758
- It's from Czech intelligence,
- 1769
- 01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:49,526
- and they question
- its credibility.
- 1770
- 01:32:49,528 --> 01:32:51,762
- I've been to Prague.
- They question everything.
- 1771
- 01:32:51,764 --> 01:32:54,766
- Who wants to be
- an anonymous source?
- 1772
- 01:32:54,768 --> 01:32:56,368
- Make sure you work
- in the phrase,
- 1773
- 01:32:56,370 --> 01:32:58,302
- "We don't want the smoking gun
- to be a mushroom cloud."
- 1774
- 01:32:58,304 --> 01:33:00,638
- That focus-grouped
- through the roof.
- 1775
- 01:33:00,640 --> 01:33:02,973
- There will always
- be uncertainty
- 1776
- 01:33:02,975 --> 01:33:05,977
- about when he will acquire
- nuclear weapons.
- 1777
- 01:33:05,979 --> 01:33:08,480
- <i>But we don't want
- the smoking gun</i>
- 1778
- 01:33:08,482 --> 01:33:09,815
- <i>to be a mushroom cloud.</i>
- 1779
- 01:33:09,817 --> 01:33:11,850
- <i>There is a smoking gun
- or a mushroom cloud</i>
- 1780
- 01:33:11,852 --> 01:33:13,785
- <i>- we have waited too long.
- - Simply stated,</i>
- 1781
- 01:33:13,787 --> 01:33:16,154
- <i>there is no doubt
- that Saddam Hussein</i>
- 1782
- 01:33:16,156 --> 01:33:18,356
- <i>now has weapons
- of mass destruction.</i>
- 1783
- 01:33:18,358 --> 01:33:20,225
- <i>We gotta get rid
- of this dictator.</i>
- 1784
- 01:33:20,227 --> 01:33:21,959
- <i>He's got anthrax,
- he's got all these weapons...</i>
- 1785
- 01:33:21,961 --> 01:33:24,029
- <i>There is no doubt
- he is amassing them</i>
- 1786
- 01:33:24,031 --> 01:33:25,730
- <i>to use them
- against our friends,</i>
- 1787
- 01:33:25,732 --> 01:33:27,798
- <i>against our allies,
- and against us.</i>
- 1788
- 01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:30,735
- <i>When, and not if, but when</i>
- 1789
- 01:33:30,737 --> 01:33:33,437
- <i>Saddam creates
- and uses nuclear weapons,</i>
- 1790
- 01:33:33,439 --> 01:33:35,373
- <i>what will we tell
- the American people?</i>
- 1791
- 01:33:35,375 --> 01:33:39,244
- <i>Saddam Hussein will continue
- to increase his capacity</i>
- 1792
- 01:33:39,246 --> 01:33:41,545
- <i>to wage biological
- and chemical warfare.</i>
- 1793
- 01:33:41,547 --> 01:33:42,780
- - Hello?
- <i>- Whassup!</i>
- 1794
- 01:33:47,187 --> 01:33:49,987
- To show that we will stand up
- for what we know to be right,
- 1795
- 01:33:49,989 --> 01:33:52,222
- to show that we will confront
- the tyrannies
- 1796
- 01:33:52,224 --> 01:33:53,892
- and dictatorships
- and terrorists
- 1797
- 01:33:53,894 --> 01:33:55,860
- who put our way of life
- at risk.
- 1798
- 01:33:55,862 --> 01:33:57,728
- <i>...of winning
- a second UN resolution</i>
- 1799
- 01:33:57,730 --> 01:33:59,664
- <i>authorizing war against Iraq.</i>
- 1800
- 01:33:59,666 --> 01:34:01,199
- <i>So tonight President Bush...</i>
- 1801
- 01:34:01,201 --> 01:34:03,500
- <i>...and the hopes
- of an oppressed people...</i>
- 1802
- 01:34:03,502 --> 01:34:04,572
- The tribe has spoken.
- 1803
- 01:34:07,373 --> 01:34:09,941
- Polling for an invasion
- of Iraq
- 1804
- 01:34:09,943 --> 01:34:12,076
- is at 53 percent.
- 1805
- 01:34:12,078 --> 01:34:13,645
- Focus groups show people
- 1806
- 01:34:13,647 --> 01:34:15,713
- still aren't sure
- about a connection
- 1807
- 01:34:15,715 --> 01:34:18,316
- between Saddam and Al-Qaeda.
- 1808
- 01:34:18,318 --> 01:34:19,918
- And France and Germany
- have both said
- 1809
- 01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,753
- that they will not join
- our coalition
- 1810
- 01:34:21,755 --> 01:34:23,454
- And neither will Israel.
- 1811
- 01:34:23,456 --> 01:34:26,723
- Ariel and I we went
- to the Wall together with Condi.
- 1812
- 01:34:26,725 --> 01:34:27,892
- We-we prayed together.
- 1813
- 01:34:27,894 --> 01:34:30,027
- Israel's one
- of our closest allies.
- 1814
- 01:34:30,029 --> 01:34:33,164
- They said an invasion
- of Iraq would...
- 1815
- 01:34:33,166 --> 01:34:35,400
- destabilize the region, sir,
- 1816
- 01:34:35,402 --> 01:34:37,683
- and that they don't believe
- Saddam is an immediate threat.
- 1817
- 01:34:38,438 --> 01:34:39,838
- That's not good.
- 1818
- 01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:42,606
- I really want
- a strong coalition for this.
- 1819
- 01:34:42,608 --> 01:34:44,142
- I have an idea.
- 1820
- 01:34:44,144 --> 01:34:46,076
- Secretary Powell has
- the highest
- 1821
- 01:34:46,078 --> 01:34:48,349
- trustworthy ratings
- of all of us.
- 1822
- 01:34:49,215 --> 01:34:51,516
- What if he gave an address
- to the UN
- 1823
- 01:34:51,518 --> 01:34:53,185
- and the American people
- 1824
- 01:34:53,187 --> 01:34:55,253
- to push this over
- the finish line?
- 1825
- 01:34:55,255 --> 01:34:57,422
- Karl, I have been very vocal,
- 1826
- 01:34:57,424 --> 01:34:59,958
- very vocal about my reservations
- about invading Iraq.
- 1827
- 01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:03,561
- Oh! Colin, you're such
- a nervous Nellie.
- 1828
- 01:35:03,563 --> 01:35:05,862
- - We are talking about invading...
- - A worry wart.
- 1829
- 01:35:05,864 --> 01:35:07,499
- - ...a sovereign nation...
- - Sovereign nation?
- 1830
- 01:35:07,501 --> 01:35:09,901
- - ...without any provocation, Don.
- - Don't give me that...
- 1831
- 01:35:09,903 --> 01:35:11,302
- It is a sovereign nation, Don.
- 1832
- 01:35:11,304 --> 01:35:12,870
- ...in any way, shape,
- or form. You're wrong.
- 1833
- 01:35:12,872 --> 01:35:14,105
- What's the exit strategy?
- 1834
- 01:35:14,107 --> 01:35:16,141
- What, what about
- the intelligence?
- 1835
- 01:35:16,143 --> 01:35:18,109
- - Does the intelligence matter to you at all?
- - The exit strategy. Oh, please.
- 1836
- 01:35:18,111 --> 01:35:19,576
- - You break it, you bought it.
- - You know you're wrong.
- 1837
- 01:35:19,578 --> 01:35:21,146
- - You break it, you bought it.
- - You're a chicken-shit.
- 1838
- 01:35:21,148 --> 01:35:23,315
- All right.
- Hey, hey, hey, all right.
- 1839
- 01:35:23,317 --> 01:35:24,816
- Ho-ho-ho-ho.
- 1840
- 01:35:24,818 --> 01:35:26,186
- Let-let's slow down.
- 1841
- 01:35:27,086 --> 01:35:28,719
- That's enough of that,
- you guys.
- 1842
- 01:35:28,721 --> 01:35:30,090
- Well, are you...
- 1843
- 01:35:31,190 --> 01:35:34,228
- gonna take
- Saddam down or not?
- 1844
- 01:35:35,095 --> 01:35:37,364
- You are the president.
- 1845
- 01:35:39,965 --> 01:35:43,703
- War... is yours.
- 1846
- 01:35:45,371 --> 01:35:48,906
- Not the UN,
- not some coalition.
- 1847
- 01:35:48,908 --> 01:35:51,111
- Do not share powers...
- 1848
- 01:35:52,077 --> 01:35:53,980
- that are yours alone.
- 1849
- 01:36:01,354 --> 01:36:04,722
- George, make sure
- Powell sees the intelligence.
- 1850
- 01:36:04,724 --> 01:36:06,289
- Yes, sir.
- 1851
- 01:36:06,291 --> 01:36:08,426
- Colin,
- I want you to make that speech.
- 1852
- 01:36:08,428 --> 01:36:10,494
- I'm president,
- and I want this to happen.
- 1853
- 01:36:10,496 --> 01:36:11,795
- - Yes, sir.
- - Yes, sir.
- 1854
- 01:36:11,797 --> 01:36:13,431
- Yes, sir.
- 1855
- 01:36:13,433 --> 01:36:15,333
- I look forward to being briefed
- on that intelligence.
- 1856
- 01:36:15,335 --> 01:36:18,136
- On another note, I've been
- handed a credible report
- 1857
- 01:36:18,138 --> 01:36:21,806
- of a small terrorist enclave
- in North Eastern Iraq.
- 1858
- 01:36:21,808 --> 01:36:22,906
- If we're gonna invade,
- 1859
- 01:36:22,908 --> 01:36:24,508
- we suggest taking it
- out before.
- 1860
- 01:36:24,510 --> 01:36:26,410
- Let it go, George.
- We have bigger fish to fry.
- 1861
- 01:36:26,412 --> 01:36:28,545
- Let me see that intelligence.
- 1862
- 01:36:28,547 --> 01:36:30,248
- Of course.
- 1863
- 01:36:30,250 --> 01:36:33,218
- <i>That classified document</i>
- 1864
- 01:36:33,220 --> 01:36:37,554
- <i>described a terrorist named
- Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi</i>
- 1865
- 01:36:37,556 --> 01:36:40,024
- <i>who had started
- as a drug dealer and pimp</i>
- 1866
- 01:36:40,026 --> 01:36:41,692
- <i>before becoming
- fully radicalized</i>
- 1867
- 01:36:41,694 --> 01:36:43,762
- <i>in a Jordanian prison.</i>
- 1868
- 01:36:43,764 --> 01:36:47,097
- <i>Zarqawi went to meet
- bin Laden in Afghanistan.</i>
- 1869
- 01:36:47,099 --> 01:36:49,601
- Did he or did he not meet
- with Al-Qaeda?
- 1870
- 01:36:49,603 --> 01:36:54,306
- <i>But Zarqawi had vowed
- to kill all Shia Muslims,</i>
- 1871
- 01:36:54,308 --> 01:36:57,609
- <i>and bin Laden's mother
- was Shia.</i>
- 1872
- 01:36:57,611 --> 01:36:59,877
- <i>So the meeting
- didn't go over well.</i>
- 1873
- 01:36:59,879 --> 01:37:01,579
- They had
- no operational contact.
- 1874
- 01:37:01,581 --> 01:37:02,646
- Hogwash.
- 1875
- 01:37:02,648 --> 01:37:05,850
- Larry,
- have you seen this speech?
- 1876
- 01:37:05,852 --> 01:37:07,351
- Yes, sir. It's bone-thin.
- 1877
- 01:37:07,353 --> 01:37:10,021
- I saw at least five pieces
- of disproved intel in there.
- 1878
- 01:37:10,023 --> 01:37:11,121
- Who wrote it?
- 1879
- 01:37:11,123 --> 01:37:12,457
- They said
- it was the president,
- 1880
- 01:37:12,459 --> 01:37:13,924
- but I think you can guess
- who really wrote it.
- 1881
- 01:37:13,926 --> 01:37:16,162
- Well, there's no need
- to yell, Larry.
- 1882
- 01:37:16,996 --> 01:37:20,298
- Yeah, well,
- we reviewed the speech,
- 1883
- 01:37:20,300 --> 01:37:22,236
- we gave some notes.
- 1884
- 01:37:23,603 --> 01:37:27,304
- Powell really doesn't have
- a clue, does he?
- 1885
- 01:37:27,306 --> 01:37:29,908
- <i>After the US
- invaded Afghanistan,</i>
- 1886
- 01:37:29,910 --> 01:37:32,476
- <i>Zarqawi set up shop in Iraq.</i>
- 1887
- 01:37:32,478 --> 01:37:35,212
- <i>It was the only connection
- Cheney had</i>
- 1888
- 01:37:35,214 --> 01:37:37,115
- <i>between Al-Qaeda and Iraq.</i>
- 1889
- 01:37:37,117 --> 01:37:39,517
- <i>The Security Council
- will now begin</i>
- 1890
- 01:37:39,519 --> 01:37:43,521
- <i>its consideration
- of item two of the agend.</i>
- 1891
- 01:37:43,523 --> 01:37:45,722
- <i>I call now
- on the distinguished</i>
- 1892
- 01:37:45,724 --> 01:37:47,025
- <i>Secretary of State</i>
- 1893
- 01:37:47,027 --> 01:37:48,892
- <i>of the United States
- of America,</i>
- 1894
- 01:37:48,894 --> 01:37:51,396
- <i>His Excellency,
- Mr. Colin Powell.</i>
- 1895
- 01:37:51,398 --> 01:37:54,231
- <i>My purpose here today
- is to share with you</i>
- 1896
- 01:37:54,233 --> 01:37:55,533
- <i>what the United States knows</i>
- 1897
- 01:37:55,535 --> 01:37:58,703
- <i>about Iraq's weapons
- of mass destruction</i>
- 1898
- 01:37:58,705 --> 01:38:01,638
- <i>as well as Iraq's involvement
- in terrorism.</i>
- 1899
- 01:38:01,640 --> 01:38:04,642
- <i>Iraq, today, harbors
- a deadly terrorist network</i>
- 1900
- 01:38:04,644 --> 01:38:07,579
- <i>headed by
- Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,</i>
- 1901
- 01:38:07,581 --> 01:38:09,813
- <i>an associate
- and collaborator...</i>
- 1902
- 01:38:09,815 --> 01:38:12,549
- <i>Powell's UN address was
- seen by millions of Americans,</i>
- 1903
- 01:38:12,551 --> 01:38:15,219
- <i>but other people
- were watching as well.</i>
- 1904
- 01:38:15,221 --> 01:38:17,088
- <i>Collaborator
- of Osama bin Laden</i>
- 1905
- 01:38:17,090 --> 01:38:18,725
- <i>and his Al-Qaeda
- lieutenants...</i>
- 1906
- 01:38:19,526 --> 01:38:21,426
- <i>Zarqawi's activities
- are not confined...</i>
- 1907
- 01:38:21,428 --> 01:38:22,759
- <i>The great general of America</i>
- 1908
- 01:38:22,761 --> 01:38:24,862
- <i>saying his name
- over and over again</i>
- 1909
- 01:38:24,864 --> 01:38:27,330
- <i>immediately made
- Zarqawi a star.</i>
- 1910
- 01:38:27,332 --> 01:38:29,267
- <i>Staying
- in the capital of Iraq...</i>
- 1911
- 01:38:29,269 --> 01:38:30,567
- <i>Allahu Akbar!</i>
- 1912
- 01:38:30,569 --> 01:38:32,971
- <i>Within a day,
- he had gone into hiding.</i>
- 1913
- 01:38:32,973 --> 01:38:35,705
- <i>Allahu Akbar!
- Allahu Akbar!</i>
- 1914
- 01:38:35,707 --> 01:38:38,910
- <i>...but these denials
- are simply not credible.</i>
- 1915
- 01:38:38,912 --> 01:38:41,279
- <i>They are simply not credible.</i>
- 1916
- 01:38:41,281 --> 01:38:43,548
- <i>An Al-Qaeda source
- tells us that</i>
- 1917
- 01:38:43,550 --> 01:38:45,816
- <i>Saddam and bin Laden
- reached an understanding</i>
- 1918
- 01:38:45,818 --> 01:38:48,085
- <i>that Al-Qaeda would no longer</i>
- 1919
- 01:38:48,087 --> 01:38:50,422
- <i>support activities
- against Baghdad.</i>
- 1920
- 01:38:50,424 --> 01:38:52,188
- <i>By the time we invaded Iraq,</i>
- 1921
- 01:38:52,190 --> 01:38:54,392
- <i>70 percent
- of Americans thought</i>
- 1922
- 01:38:54,394 --> 01:38:57,197
- <i>that Saddam Hussein
- was involved in 9-11.</i>
- 1923
- 01:38:58,665 --> 01:39:02,098
- <i>Later, Colin Powell
- would call the speech</i>
- 1924
- 01:39:02,100 --> 01:39:04,901
- <i>the most painful moment
- of his life.</i>
- 1925
- 01:39:07,840 --> 01:39:08,840
- <i>Thank you, sir.</i>
- 1926
- 01:39:10,475 --> 01:39:12,308
- <i>And what was it?
- Justin, right?</i>
- 1927
- 01:39:12,310 --> 01:39:13,710
- <i>She can buy
- her album now, Mom.</i>
- 1928
- 01:39:13,712 --> 01:39:15,579
- What was
- the girl's name that won?
- 1929
- 01:39:15,581 --> 01:39:17,682
- - No, Kelly. And then Justin.
- - Last year.
- 1930
- 01:39:17,684 --> 01:39:19,283
- What are you talking about?
- 1931
- 01:39:19,285 --> 01:39:21,218
- We're talking about
- <i>American Idol,</i> Dad.
- 1932
- 01:39:21,220 --> 01:39:22,320
- What is that?
- 1933
- 01:39:22,322 --> 01:39:23,687
- We watched it.
- You've seen it.
- 1934
- 01:39:23,689 --> 01:39:26,091
- - You've seen it...
- - I've watched it next to you.
- 1935
- 01:39:26,093 --> 01:39:27,924
- The singing, and the
- mean judge, and the...
- 1936
- 01:39:27,926 --> 01:39:29,326
- I don't like that...
- 1937
- 01:39:29,328 --> 01:39:30,927
- - The mean British judge?
- - You liked it.
- 1938
- 01:39:30,929 --> 01:39:32,597
- - You liked the mean British...
- - Oh, I like him.
- 1939
- 01:39:32,599 --> 01:39:33,634
- Yeah, you...
- 1940
- 01:39:34,401 --> 01:39:36,433
- Do you know how
- to stop a fish from smelling?
- 1941
- 01:39:36,435 --> 01:39:37,834
- Very appropriate.
- 1942
- 01:39:37,836 --> 01:39:40,905
- That's not a...
- That's a terrible joke.
- 1943
- 01:39:40,907 --> 01:39:42,472
- Well, I didn't finish it yet.
- 1944
- 01:39:42,474 --> 01:39:43,973
- I mean, everybody.
- 1945
- 01:39:43,975 --> 01:39:46,276
- You cut off its nose.
- 1946
- 01:39:46,278 --> 01:39:48,413
- Wait, what?
- 1947
- 01:39:48,415 --> 01:39:50,414
- I know, Grace,
- cover your ears please.
- 1948
- 01:39:50,416 --> 01:39:53,517
- - Cheers, honey.
- - Cheers. Oh, my gosh.
- 1949
- 01:39:53,519 --> 01:39:55,186
- - We're not.
- - No, we're not.
- 1950
- 01:39:55,188 --> 01:39:56,521
- We're not revisiting
- 1951
- 01:39:56,523 --> 01:39:59,591
- your father's
- colorful conversations...
- 1952
- 01:39:59,593 --> 01:40:01,528
- Let's just say
- that your dad...
- 1953
- 01:40:11,371 --> 01:40:13,338
- <i>Again, another,</i>
- 1954
- 01:40:13,340 --> 01:40:14,675
- <i>disintegrating...</i>
- 1955
- 01:40:22,181 --> 01:40:24,315
- Is the prompter
- visible for you?
- 1956
- 01:40:24,317 --> 01:40:28,085
- Yeah, yeah. Bring it
- a little closer. Yeah.
- 1957
- 01:40:28,087 --> 01:40:30,053
- How's my hair? All right?
- 1958
- 01:40:30,055 --> 01:40:32,156
- - Looks good.
- - Tie?
- 1959
- 01:40:32,158 --> 01:40:35,562
- And we are five,
- four, three...
- 1960
- 01:40:36,496 --> 01:40:38,896
- My fellow citizens,
- at this hour,
- 1961
- 01:40:38,898 --> 01:40:40,765
- American and coalition forces
- 1962
- 01:40:40,767 --> 01:40:44,468
- are in the early stages
- of military operations
- 1963
- 01:40:44,470 --> 01:40:47,637
- to disarm Iraq,
- to free its people
- 1964
- 01:40:47,639 --> 01:40:50,076
- and to defend the world
- from grave danger.
- 1965
- 01:40:50,978 --> 01:40:54,311
- On my orders, coalition forces
- have begun striking
- 1966
- 01:40:54,313 --> 01:40:57,315
- selected targets
- of military importance
- 1967
- 01:40:57,317 --> 01:41:00,017
- to undermine
- Saddam Hussein's ability
- 1968
- 01:41:00,019 --> 01:41:01,619
- to wage war.
- 1969
- 01:41:01,621 --> 01:41:03,754
- These are opening stages
- of what will be
- 1970
- 01:41:03,756 --> 01:41:07,225
- a broad
- and concerted campaign.
- 1971
- 01:41:07,227 --> 01:41:10,326
- To all the men and women of
- the United States Armed Forces
- 1972
- 01:41:10,328 --> 01:41:12,329
- now in the Middle East,
- 1973
- 01:41:12,331 --> 01:41:14,431
- the peace of a troubled world
- 1974
- 01:41:14,433 --> 01:41:17,502
- and the hopes
- of an oppressed people...
- 1975
- 01:41:48,334 --> 01:41:50,066
- Guys, over here.
- Two o'clock.
- 1976
- 01:41:50,068 --> 01:41:51,468
- Contact, two hundred yards.
- 1977
- 01:41:54,573 --> 01:41:56,106
- <i>This statement
- from the White House,</i>
- 1978
- 01:41:56,108 --> 01:41:59,677
- <i>President Bush regards this
- as an historic moment.</i>
- 1979
- 01:41:59,679 --> 01:42:01,478
- <i>The scenes on television show</i>
- 1980
- 01:42:01,480 --> 01:42:04,848
- <i>the thirst for freedom
- is unquenchable.</i>
- 1981
- 01:42:04,850 --> 01:42:06,417
- <i>Striker One L-S-O,</i>
- 1982
- 01:42:06,419 --> 01:42:07,787
- <i>You are clear to land.</i>
- 1983
- 01:42:19,398 --> 01:42:23,603
- USA! USA! USA!
- 1984
- 01:42:25,071 --> 01:42:26,340
- <i>Good work.</i>
- 1985
- 01:42:30,210 --> 01:42:32,412
- Hi. Um...
- 1986
- 01:42:33,746 --> 01:42:37,080
- It seems like they've been
- shipping men and equipment
- 1987
- 01:42:37,082 --> 01:42:39,385
- out of Afghanistan, into Iraq,
- 1988
- 01:42:40,752 --> 01:42:43,855
- and at the moment,
- we're a little unsure
- 1989
- 01:42:43,857 --> 01:42:45,892
- of what's going on.
- 1990
- 01:42:48,161 --> 01:42:51,598
- I don't want you
- to worry about me.
- 1991
- 01:42:58,505 --> 01:43:02,272
- <i>Major combat operations
- in Iraq have ended.</i>
- 1992
- 01:43:02,274 --> 01:43:03,908
- <i>In the battle of Iraq,</i>
- 1993
- 01:43:03,910 --> 01:43:07,080
- <i>the United States
- and our allies have prevailed.</i>
- 1994
- 01:43:08,246 --> 01:43:10,582
- We have concerns
- over Halliburton KBR's
- 1995
- 01:43:10,584 --> 01:43:11,850
- billing practices.
- 1996
- 01:43:12,617 --> 01:43:15,018
- As you know, the no-bid
- contracts they received
- 1997
- 01:43:15,020 --> 01:43:16,855
- were quite sizable, and now...
- 1998
- 01:43:16,857 --> 01:43:19,356
- Well, we're not concerned,
- are we?
- 1999
- 01:43:19,358 --> 01:43:20,358
- Not at all.
- 2000
- 01:43:21,060 --> 01:43:23,660
- The secretary of defense
- and the vice president
- 2001
- 01:43:23,662 --> 01:43:25,498
- just said
- they're not concerned.
- 2002
- 01:43:26,332 --> 01:43:28,033
- Now, can we please talk
- about Iran?
- 2003
- 01:43:40,013 --> 01:43:43,446
- <i>To this day, Dick Cheney
- has never apologized</i>
- 2004
- 01:43:43,448 --> 01:43:44,749
- <i>for this incident.</i>
- 2005
- 01:43:44,751 --> 01:43:47,517
- Jesus, Dick!
- 2006
- 01:43:47,519 --> 01:43:49,587
- <i>- But someone else did.</i>
- - Oh, hell.
- 2007
- 01:43:49,589 --> 01:43:52,690
- <i>My family and I
- are deeply sorry</i>
- 2008
- 01:43:52,692 --> 01:43:54,691
- <i>for all that
- Vice President Cheney</i>
- 2009
- 01:43:54,693 --> 01:43:56,427
- <i>and his family
- have had to go through</i>
- 2010
- 01:43:56,429 --> 01:43:57,994
- <i>this past week.</i>
- 2011
- 01:43:57,996 --> 01:44:00,599
- <i>We send our love
- and respect to them.</i>
- 2012
- 01:44:01,600 --> 01:44:04,237
- <i>And we hope that he will
- continue to come to Texas...</i>
- 2013
- 01:44:05,205 --> 01:44:07,974
- <i>and seek the relaxation
- that he deserves.</i>
- 2014
- 01:44:09,541 --> 01:44:11,710
- So, this, uh...
- 2015
- 01:44:12,944 --> 01:44:16,847
- Joe Wilson asshole...
- 2016
- 01:44:16,849 --> 01:44:18,281
- ...is questioning
- our intelligence
- 2017
- 01:44:18,283 --> 01:44:19,986
- in the <i>New York Times.</i>
- 2018
- 01:44:21,621 --> 01:44:23,757
- What's his wife's name again?
- 2019
- 01:44:24,957 --> 01:44:26,624
- Valerie Plame.
- 2020
- 01:44:26,626 --> 01:44:29,162
- I confirmed it.
- She's undercover CIA.
- 2021
- 01:44:30,328 --> 01:44:31,564
- Leak it.
- 2022
- 01:44:47,345 --> 01:44:48,913
- Okay, okay.
- 2023
- 01:44:48,915 --> 01:44:50,615
- Like, they don't care
- about their dogs, man.
- 2024
- 01:44:50,617 --> 01:44:52,516
- I mean they shoot 'em.
- They let 'em roam wild.
- 2025
- 01:44:52,518 --> 01:44:53,953
- What kinda man
- don't love a dog?
- 2026
- 01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:56,152
- People in India love cows.
- 2027
- 01:44:56,154 --> 01:44:57,554
- They look at us
- 2028
- 01:44:57,556 --> 01:44:59,257
- and how we treat cows
- and think the same thing.
- 2029
- 01:44:59,259 --> 01:45:01,191
- Cows. All due respect...
- 2030
- 01:45:01,193 --> 01:45:03,697
- that sounds like some liberal
- ass-scratchin' bullshit...
- 2031
- 01:45:12,438 --> 01:45:14,007
- Linda.
- 2032
- 01:45:17,410 --> 01:45:18,575
- Look at this crap.
- 2033
- 01:45:18,577 --> 01:45:19,776
- God damn it.
- 2034
- 01:45:19,778 --> 01:45:21,046
- Hello, Don.
- 2035
- 01:45:22,148 --> 01:45:24,248
- That report says Zarqawi,
- 2036
- 01:45:24,250 --> 01:45:26,918
- the same fucking Zarqawi
- we talked up for months,
- 2037
- 01:45:26,920 --> 01:45:30,087
- is now leading
- a major insurgence in Iraq.
- 2038
- 01:45:30,089 --> 01:45:33,458
- And the implication is
- it's because we talked him up.
- 2039
- 01:45:33,460 --> 01:45:35,124
- Has POTUS seen this?
- 2040
- 01:45:35,126 --> 01:45:36,326
- No, no, no.
- 2041
- 01:45:36,328 --> 01:45:39,629
- I... I intercepted it before
- it got across the hallway.
- 2042
- 01:45:39,631 --> 01:45:41,832
- And this is,
- this is generated by an analyst.
- 2043
- 01:45:41,834 --> 01:45:43,036
- Get me Tenet.
- 2044
- 01:45:44,202 --> 01:45:45,235
- This stops here.
- 2045
- 01:45:45,237 --> 01:45:47,105
- <i>Abu Musab al-Zarqawi</i>
- 2046
- 01:45:47,107 --> 01:45:49,941
- <i>had taken his fame
- from Powell's UN speech</i>
- 2047
- 01:45:49,943 --> 01:45:52,478
- <i>and turned it
- into his own new thing.</i>
- 2048
- 01:45:53,412 --> 01:45:57,380
- <i>The Islamic State of Iraq and Levant...</i>
- 2049
- 01:45:57,382 --> 01:45:58,848
- <i>...or ISIS.</i>
- 2050
- 01:45:58,850 --> 01:46:02,018
- <i>And because that intelligence
- somehow found itself</i>
- 2051
- 01:46:02,020 --> 01:46:04,256
- <i>on the bottom
- of a stack of papers...</i>
- 2052
- 01:46:05,524 --> 01:46:06,891
- <i>Zarqawi had a whole year</i>
- 2053
- 01:46:06,893 --> 01:46:09,663
- <i>to just do whatever
- the hell he wanted.</i>
- 2054
- 01:46:10,496 --> 01:46:11,897
- <i>And what he wanted...</i>
- 2055
- 01:46:13,131 --> 01:46:14,567
- <i>was carnage.</i>
- 2056
- 01:46:16,068 --> 01:46:17,736
- <i>Shia versus Sunni.</i>
- 2057
- 01:46:19,572 --> 01:46:21,575
- <i>The West versus Islam.</i>
- 2058
- 01:46:23,776 --> 01:46:26,112
- <i>And death versus life.</i>
- 2059
- 01:46:27,479 --> 01:46:28,780
- <i>And on top of that,</i>
- 2060
- 01:46:28,782 --> 01:46:31,348
- <i>US forces couldn't find
- any WMDs</i>
- 2061
- 01:46:31,350 --> 01:46:33,883
- <i>or nuclear programs in Iraq.</i>
- 2062
- 01:46:33,885 --> 01:46:36,186
- <i>Turns out that Saddam
- and his sons</i>
- 2063
- 01:46:36,188 --> 01:46:37,687
- <i>mostly liked cocaine</i>
- 2064
- 01:46:37,689 --> 01:46:40,124
- <i>and American movies
- from the '80s.</i>
- 2065
- 01:46:40,126 --> 01:46:41,659
- <i>Vice President Dick Cheney</i>
- 2066
- 01:46:41,661 --> 01:46:44,294
- <i>is being sued
- by Valerie Plame</i>
- 2067
- 01:46:44,296 --> 01:46:46,031
- <i>and her husband Joseph Wilson.</i>
- 2068
- 01:46:46,899 --> 01:46:48,199
- <i>The White House announced</i>
- 2069
- 01:46:48,201 --> 01:46:49,799
- <i>four cabinet resignations</i>
- 2070
- 01:46:49,801 --> 01:46:52,736
- <i>including that of Secretary
- of State Colin Powell.</i>
- 2071
- 01:46:52,738 --> 01:46:53,939
- Dick.
- 2072
- 01:46:54,741 --> 01:46:56,173
- Look, I hope there's
- no hard feelings
- 2073
- 01:46:56,175 --> 01:46:59,543
- about us investigating
- the no-bid Iraq contract
- 2074
- 01:46:59,545 --> 01:47:00,610
- for Halliburton.
- 2075
- 01:47:00,612 --> 01:47:03,213
- You know,
- I'm just doing my job.
- 2076
- 01:47:03,215 --> 01:47:04,651
- Go fuck yourself.
- 2077
- 01:47:14,326 --> 01:47:16,560
- <i>Dick Cheney
- emerges from the dugout</i>
- 2078
- 01:47:16,562 --> 01:47:18,161
- <i>on the third base side.</i>
- 2079
- 01:47:18,163 --> 01:47:20,865
- <i>There's a lot of energy
- that follows any opener,</i>
- 2080
- 01:47:20,867 --> 01:47:23,433
- <i>whether it be the opener
- to the regular season</i>
- 2081
- 01:47:23,435 --> 01:47:25,436
- <i>or, in this case,
- the home opener</i>
- 2082
- 01:47:25,438 --> 01:47:27,137
- <i>for the Washington Nationals.</i>
- 2083
- 01:47:27,139 --> 01:47:30,007
- <i>But there's continued buildup,
- Eddie, for this team</i>
- 2084
- 01:47:30,009 --> 01:47:32,543
- <i>because of the success
- they had last year</i>
- 2085
- 01:47:32,545 --> 01:47:34,344
- <i>in drawing some
- pretty good numbers.</i>
- 2086
- 01:47:42,420 --> 01:47:44,253
- <i>Dick Cheney,
- a little bit low and outside.</i>
- 2087
- 01:47:44,255 --> 01:47:47,158
- <i>Iraq War,
- now proven to be false.</i>
- 2088
- 01:47:47,160 --> 01:47:49,259
- <i>There is a chorus
- of people calling</i>
- 2089
- 01:47:49,261 --> 01:47:52,061
- <i>for Vice President Dick Cheney
- to step aside and resign.</i>
- 2090
- 01:47:52,063 --> 01:47:54,999
- <i>These issues may
- not be resolved for some time.</i>
- 2091
- 01:47:55,001 --> 01:47:56,136
- Go away!
- 2092
- 01:48:04,010 --> 01:48:05,609
- I swear to God
- 2093
- 01:48:05,611 --> 01:48:07,881
- this whole place
- is turning against me.
- 2094
- 01:48:11,850 --> 01:48:13,918
- <i>- Where are you?
- - I'm in an empty office</i>
- 2095
- 01:48:13,920 --> 01:48:15,485
- <i>just trying to get
- a clean phone line.</i>
- 2096
- 01:48:15,487 --> 01:48:18,722
- <i>Listen, if we could just get</i>
- 2097
- 01:48:18,724 --> 01:48:20,057
- an air bombardment in Iraq,
- 2098
- 01:48:20,059 --> 01:48:21,859
- I think it would make
- a statement
- 2099
- 01:48:21,861 --> 01:48:23,727
- <i>and it would give us
- some political cover.</i>
- 2100
- 01:48:23,729 --> 01:48:25,594
- It's over, Don.
- 2101
- 01:48:25,596 --> 01:48:26,700
- <i>What's that?</i>
- 2102
- 01:48:27,500 --> 01:48:29,299
- What is?
- 2103
- 01:48:29,301 --> 01:48:30,601
- <i>It's over.</i>
- 2104
- 01:48:30,603 --> 01:48:31,869
- <i>President wants you
- to step down.</i>
- 2105
- 01:48:31,871 --> 01:48:33,440
- <i>He appreciates your service.</i>
- 2106
- 01:48:39,679 --> 01:48:40,846
- Don?
- 2107
- 01:48:43,750 --> 01:48:46,717
- Well, does, uh...
- 2108
- 01:48:46,719 --> 01:48:49,089
- Bush's kid want me out
- or do you?
- 2109
- 01:48:52,524 --> 01:48:54,057
- I can't win every fight, Don.
- 2110
- 01:48:54,059 --> 01:48:55,961
- You are a little piece
- of shit.
- 2111
- 01:48:58,363 --> 01:49:01,401
- <i>Wow. How did you become
- such a cold son of a bitch?</i>
- 2112
- 01:49:02,402 --> 01:49:03,470
- <i>I'm sorry, Don.</i>
- 2113
- 01:49:04,670 --> 01:49:06,005
- <i>I really am.</i>
- 2114
- 01:49:07,907 --> 01:49:09,976
- <i>Well, you know
- how I know you're not?</i>
- 2115
- 01:49:11,711 --> 01:49:13,146
- 'Cause I wouldn't be.
- 2116
- 01:49:19,451 --> 01:49:20,987
- Think they'll prosecute us?
- 2117
- 01:49:25,724 --> 01:49:27,093
- Okay, then.
- 2118
- 01:49:30,362 --> 01:49:31,396
- Okay, then.
- 2119
- 01:49:52,984 --> 01:49:55,854
- <i>I, Barack Hussein Obama,
- do solemnly swear...</i>
- 2120
- 01:49:56,656 --> 01:49:59,021
- <i>That I will execute the office</i>
- 2121
- 01:49:59,023 --> 01:50:01,726
- <i>of president to
- the United States faithfully.</i>
- 2122
- 01:50:08,867 --> 01:50:10,734
- Few years later,
- 2123
- 01:50:10,736 --> 01:50:12,971
- Dick's heart trouble
- started up again.
- 2124
- 01:50:13,872 --> 01:50:16,173
- And with no donor available,
- 2125
- 01:50:16,175 --> 01:50:19,445
- he finally found himself
- at death's door.
- 2126
- 01:50:25,952 --> 01:50:27,187
- Well?
- 2127
- 01:50:27,987 --> 01:50:31,088
- I wish I had...
- I had better news.
- 2128
- 01:50:31,090 --> 01:50:33,557
- Your heart just isn't pumping
- enough oxygen
- 2129
- 01:50:33,559 --> 01:50:35,128
- to keep
- your vital organs alive.
- 2130
- 01:50:37,697 --> 01:50:39,530
- Should I call for a minister?
- 2131
- 01:50:39,532 --> 01:50:42,869
- No, no.
- He's not going anywhere.
- 2132
- 01:50:45,371 --> 01:50:47,006
- Okay, then.
- 2133
- 01:50:49,943 --> 01:50:51,408
- Dick Cheney,
- 2134
- 01:50:51,410 --> 01:50:54,380
- you are not going anywhere,
- do you hear me?
- 2135
- 01:50:55,148 --> 01:50:56,746
- You're not going anywhere.
- 2136
- 01:50:56,748 --> 01:50:58,084
- This may be the, uh...
- 2137
- 01:50:59,417 --> 01:51:00,817
- one time, I, uh,
- 2138
- 01:51:00,819 --> 01:51:01,987
- I can't do...
- 2139
- 01:51:03,121 --> 01:51:05,257
- what your mother says, girls.
- 2140
- 01:51:15,501 --> 01:51:17,621
- - I love you, Daddy.
- - I love you, Mary.
- 2141
- 01:51:18,437 --> 01:51:20,637
- I love you, Lizzie.
- 2142
- 01:51:20,639 --> 01:51:22,909
- And we love you so much.
- 2143
- 01:51:24,010 --> 01:51:25,642
- We love you so much.
- 2144
- 01:51:25,644 --> 01:51:27,080
- My girls.
- 2145
- 01:51:32,952 --> 01:51:34,554
- I love you, girls.
- 2146
- 01:51:48,399 --> 01:51:53,169
- So Dick Cheney told his family
- that he was ready to die
- 2147
- 01:51:53,171 --> 01:51:55,239
- and that he wasn't afraid.
- 2148
- 01:51:55,241 --> 01:51:58,642
- He told them
- he had lived a full life
- 2149
- 01:51:58,644 --> 01:51:59,977
- and that
- he had zero regrets...
- 2150
- 01:52:52,163 --> 01:52:55,100
- Vice President Cheney,
- cross your arms, please.
- 2151
- 01:52:56,234 --> 01:52:59,069
- There you go.
- Okay, on a count of three.
- 2152
- 01:52:59,071 --> 01:53:00,707
- One, two, three.
- 2153
- 01:53:03,776 --> 01:53:07,046
- They say my heart could
- give him another ten years.
- 2154
- 01:53:08,447 --> 01:53:12,583
- Cheney doesn't like to refer
- to it as someone else's heart.
- 2155
- 01:53:12,585 --> 01:53:15,421
- He likes to refer to it
- as his new heart.
- 2156
- 01:53:16,721 --> 01:53:19,392
- Which, even though I'm dead,
- I have to say...
- 2157
- 01:53:20,492 --> 01:53:22,628
- still makes me feel
- pretty shitty.
- 2158
- 01:53:24,630 --> 01:53:28,130
- <i>And so, when Liz decided
- to run for one</i>
- 2159
- 01:53:28,132 --> 01:53:30,200
- <i>of Wyoming's
- two Senate seats</i>
- 2160
- 01:53:30,202 --> 01:53:33,803
- <i>against Republican incumbent
- Mike Enzi,</i>
- 2161
- 01:53:33,805 --> 01:53:35,472
- <i>our Dick was right there</i>
- 2162
- 01:53:35,474 --> 01:53:38,909
- <i>to hopefully see the Cheney
- legacy of power continue.</i>
- 2163
- 01:53:38,911 --> 01:53:42,079
- <i>Are you aware Wyoming
- Senate candidate Liz Cheney</i>
- 2164
- 01:53:42,081 --> 01:53:43,512
- <i>supports gay marriage?</i>
- 2165
- 01:53:43,514 --> 01:53:45,316
- <i>Her sister is married
- to another woman,</i>
- 2166
- 01:53:45,318 --> 01:53:47,350
- <i>and Liz Cheney refuses
- to support</i>
- 2167
- 01:53:47,352 --> 01:53:50,786
- <i>a constitutional amendment
- banning same-sex marriage.</i>
- 2168
- 01:53:50,788 --> 01:53:52,054
- <i>Instead, she equivocates,</i>
- 2169
- 01:53:52,056 --> 01:53:53,957
- <i>claiming it's a states
- rights issue.</i>
- 2170
- 01:53:53,959 --> 01:53:55,624
- <i>Don't you agree
- Wyoming deserves</i>
- 2171
- 01:53:55,626 --> 01:53:58,160
- <i>a senator who believes
- marriage should be</i>
- 2172
- 01:53:58,162 --> 01:53:59,663
- <i>between a man and a woman?</i>
- 2173
- 01:53:59,665 --> 01:54:02,100
- These calls went
- to every house in Wyoming.
- 2174
- 01:54:03,169 --> 01:54:04,770
- Every single house.
- 2175
- 01:54:07,939 --> 01:54:09,375
- I will never win.
- 2176
- 01:54:11,809 --> 01:54:13,345
- What are we gonna do?
- 2177
- 01:54:16,782 --> 01:54:19,051
- O2 monitor is steady.
- 2178
- 01:54:21,453 --> 01:54:23,686
- We're joined
- here today by Liz Cheney,
- 2179
- 01:54:23,688 --> 01:54:26,923
- who is running for the Senate
- from the state of Wyoming.
- 2180
- 01:54:26,925 --> 01:54:28,292
- According to one poll,
- 2181
- 01:54:28,294 --> 01:54:31,061
- she is behind
- by double digits.
- 2182
- 01:54:31,063 --> 01:54:32,228
- Welcome.
- 2183
- 01:54:32,230 --> 01:54:33,329
- Thank you
- for having me here, Chris.
- 2184
- 01:54:33,331 --> 01:54:34,597
- Great to be with you.
- 2185
- 01:54:34,599 --> 01:54:35,966
- And may I point out,
- there are other polls
- 2186
- 01:54:35,968 --> 01:54:38,035
- that have me much closer.
- 2187
- 01:54:38,037 --> 01:54:39,502
- <i>Your opponent,
- Senator Mike Enzi,</i>
- 2188
- 01:54:39,504 --> 01:54:42,638
- <i>claims that you support
- gay marriage</i>
- 2189
- 01:54:42,640 --> 01:54:44,607
- <i>in part, because...</i>
- 2190
- 01:54:44,609 --> 01:54:47,343
- <i>you support your gay sister
- Mary's union with her wife.</i>
- 2191
- 01:54:47,345 --> 01:54:48,779
- I think
- she's coming off very well.
- 2192
- 01:54:48,781 --> 01:54:49,780
- <i>How do you respond?</i>
- 2193
- 01:54:49,782 --> 01:54:52,685
- <i>Let me be very, very clear.</i>
- 2194
- 01:54:54,086 --> 01:54:57,620
- <i>I do not support gay marriage.</i>
- 2195
- 01:54:57,622 --> 01:55:01,558
- <i>I believe that marriage
- is between a man and a woma.</i>
- 2196
- 01:55:01,560 --> 01:55:02,993
- <i>But you've always claimed</i>
- 2197
- 01:55:02,995 --> 01:55:04,660
- <i>gay marriage is a state issue.</i>
- 2198
- 01:55:04,662 --> 01:55:08,097
- <i>Your opponent claims
- this is an equivocation.</i>
- 2199
- 01:55:08,099 --> 01:55:09,600
- All right,
- I'm cutting the aorta.
- 2200
- 01:55:09,602 --> 01:55:11,101
- Do you have
- the specimen bowl ready?
- 2201
- 01:55:11,103 --> 01:55:12,535
- It's on the field.
- 2202
- 01:55:12,537 --> 01:55:14,370
- All right.
- Here's the heart.
- 2203
- 01:55:14,372 --> 01:55:15,638
- The thing is, Mom, I know
- that Liz wouldn't have done
- 2204
- 01:55:15,640 --> 01:55:17,774
- any of this if you
- and Dad didn't approve.
- 2205
- 01:55:17,776 --> 01:55:19,176
- So...
- 2206
- 01:55:19,178 --> 01:55:20,576
- I can't believe
- you would do th...
- 2207
- 01:55:20,578 --> 01:55:22,344
- I really thought
- there was a limit to...
- 2208
- 01:55:22,346 --> 01:55:24,882
- No, now you're
- just being hysterical,
- 2209
- 01:55:24,884 --> 01:55:27,049
- and I can't talk to you
- when you get this way.
- 2210
- 01:55:27,051 --> 01:55:30,320
- You need to settle down. Okay?
- 2211
- 01:55:30,322 --> 01:55:31,922
- You're being hysterical.
- 2212
- 01:55:31,924 --> 01:55:34,156
- Bypass is on standby.
- 2213
- 01:55:34,158 --> 01:55:35,691
- Is it in three?
- 2214
- 01:55:35,693 --> 01:55:37,373
- I'll have it
- waiting right here.
- 2215
- 01:56:12,264 --> 01:56:14,731
- All right,
- some suction. Some suction.
- 2216
- 01:56:14,733 --> 01:56:15,935
- Damn.
- 2217
- 01:56:48,500 --> 01:56:50,269
- All right. We're almost there.
- 2218
- 01:57:03,916 --> 01:57:04,951
- Dad.
- 2219
- 01:57:25,269 --> 01:57:27,772
- Just breathe, baby.
- I love you.
- 2220
- 01:58:27,532 --> 01:58:29,468
- Patient's heart rate is stable.
- 2221
- 01:58:30,434 --> 01:58:31,969
- Blood pressure increasing.
- 2222
- 01:58:32,904 --> 01:58:35,304
- I'm gonna notify the family.
- What should I tell them?
- 2223
- 01:58:35,306 --> 01:58:36,940
- Tell them
- the patient's doing well.
- 2224
- 01:58:36,942 --> 01:58:39,008
- - Okay.
- - We should be done in a half-hour.
- 2225
- 01:59:11,143 --> 01:59:12,475
- <i>Mr. Vice President.</i>
- 2226
- 01:59:12,477 --> 01:59:14,244
- <i>This must be
- the right place.</i>
- 2227
- 01:59:14,246 --> 01:59:15,611
- <i>Yes.</i>
- 2228
- 01:59:15,613 --> 01:59:17,379
- <i>- Hello, Martha.
- - Hi.</i>
- 2229
- 01:59:17,381 --> 01:59:18,682
- <i>- Nice to meet you.
- - Pleasure.</i>
- 2230
- 01:59:18,684 --> 01:59:21,517
- Have a seat right there.
- 2231
- 01:59:21,519 --> 01:59:26,390
- So, um, is it gonna be just,
- uh, me on camera or...
- 2232
- 01:59:26,392 --> 01:59:28,924
- Primarily you.
- We'll cut back to me.
- 2233
- 01:59:28,926 --> 01:59:30,393
- <i>Eddie's got you
- with the A camera.</i>
- 2234
- 01:59:30,395 --> 01:59:32,428
- I'm just gonna be...
- All right.
- 2235
- 02:00:02,560 --> 02:00:04,130
- - Ready?
- - Hmm.
- 2236
- 02:00:06,364 --> 02:00:07,763
- Two-thirds of Americans say
- 2237
- 02:00:07,765 --> 02:00:11,301
- the Iraq War
- is not worth fighting.
- 2238
- 02:00:11,303 --> 02:00:13,704
- And they're looking
- at the value gained
- 2239
- 02:00:13,706 --> 02:00:15,972
- versus the cost
- in American lives
- 2240
- 02:00:15,974 --> 02:00:17,406
- and Iraqi lives.
- 2241
- 02:00:17,408 --> 02:00:18,710
- So?
- 2242
- 02:00:20,010 --> 02:00:23,515
- So, don't you care what
- the American people think?
- 2243
- 02:00:24,648 --> 02:00:28,450
- No, uh,
- I think you, uh,
- 2244
- 02:00:28,452 --> 02:00:31,119
- cannot be, uh,
- 2245
- 02:00:31,121 --> 02:00:32,624
- blown off course.
- 2246
- 02:00:41,465 --> 02:00:45,603
- I can feel
- your recriminations...
- 2247
- 02:00:46,938 --> 02:00:48,072
- and your judgment...
- 2248
- 02:00:49,107 --> 02:00:50,676
- and I am fine with it.
- 2249
- 02:00:53,112 --> 02:00:56,449
- You want to be loved,
- go be a movie star.
- 2250
- 02:00:58,515 --> 02:01:01,651
- The world is as you find it.
- 2251
- 02:01:01,653 --> 02:01:04,655
- You gotta deal
- with that reality.
- 2252
- 02:01:04,657 --> 02:01:07,390
- And there are monsters
- in this world.
- 2253
- 02:01:07,392 --> 02:01:12,728
- We saw 3,000 innocent people
- 2254
- 02:01:12,730 --> 02:01:15,731
- burned to death
- by those monsters.
- 2255
- 02:01:15,733 --> 02:01:17,469
- And yet you object...
- 2256
- 02:01:18,303 --> 02:01:19,701
- when I refuse
- 2257
- 02:01:19,703 --> 02:01:22,237
- to kiss those monsters
- on the cheek
- 2258
- 02:01:22,239 --> 02:01:24,606
- and say "pretty please."
- 2259
- 02:01:24,608 --> 02:01:26,043
- You answer me this.
- 2260
- 02:01:26,045 --> 02:01:30,847
- What terrorist attack
- would you have let go forward
- 2261
- 02:01:30,849 --> 02:01:35,220
- so you wouldn't seem like
- a mean and nasty fella?
- 2262
- 02:01:36,822 --> 02:01:39,058
- I will not apologize...
- 2263
- 02:01:40,492 --> 02:01:42,194
- for keeping your family safe.
- 2264
- 02:01:43,495 --> 02:01:45,296
- And I will not apologize...
- 2265
- 02:01:46,064 --> 02:01:48,834
- for doing what needed
- to be done...
- 2266
- 02:01:50,234 --> 02:01:52,268
- so that your loved ones
- 2267
- 02:01:52,270 --> 02:01:53,973
- can sleep peaceably at night.
- 2268
- 02:02:01,313 --> 02:02:02,681
- Has been my honor...
- 2269
- 02:02:04,049 --> 02:02:05,251
- to be your servant.
- 2270
- 02:02:07,452 --> 02:02:08,821
- You chose me...
- 2271
- 02:02:10,389 --> 02:02:13,292
- and I did what you asked.
- 2272
- 02:02:58,237 --> 02:02:59,237
- I know you do.
- 2273
- 02:05:06,931 --> 02:05:08,630
- Sorry to interrupt,
- But Mark wanted
- 2274
- 02:05:08,632 --> 02:05:09,999
- to share something
- with everyone.
- 2275
- 02:05:10,001 --> 02:05:12,602
- Something's been bothering me
- this whole movie,
- 2276
- 02:05:12,604 --> 02:05:14,670
- and I just figured it out.
- 2277
- 02:05:14,672 --> 02:05:16,573
- The whole thing's liberal.
- 2278
- 02:05:16,575 --> 02:05:18,374
- It's got a liberal bias.
- 2279
- 02:05:18,376 --> 02:05:20,946
- Interesting. Does anyone else
- feel that way?
- 2280
- 02:05:21,947 --> 02:05:24,580
- One, two, three, four people.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- 2281
- 02:05:24,582 --> 02:05:26,816
- It's all facts. Right?
- 2282
- 02:05:26,818 --> 02:05:30,285
- I mean, they had to vet all this with
- a lawyer. How does that make it...
- 2283
- 02:05:30,287 --> 02:05:33,789
- - What's liberal about that?
- - You would say that, lib-tard.
- 2284
- 02:05:33,791 --> 02:05:35,423
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- 2285
- 02:05:35,425 --> 02:05:37,727
- So, because I have the ability
- to understand facts,
- 2286
- 02:05:37,729 --> 02:05:38,927
- that makes me a liberal?
- 2287
- 02:05:38,929 --> 02:05:40,463
- Okay, guys,
- let's just take it down.
- 2288
- 02:05:40,465 --> 02:05:42,298
- You probably like Hillary.
- 2289
- 02:05:42,300 --> 02:05:44,034
- - Let's take it down a notch or two, okay?
- - Idiot.
- 2290
- 02:05:44,036 --> 02:05:46,401
- Okay, first of all,
- Hillary's not president. Okay?
- 2291
- 02:05:46,403 --> 02:05:49,371
- The-the-the orange Cheeto
- that you hired
- 2292
- 02:05:49,373 --> 02:05:50,806
- is the president
- and he's ruining the country...
- 2293
- 02:05:50,808 --> 02:05:52,842
- Trump is the best thing
- in this country.
- 2294
- 02:05:52,844 --> 02:05:53,910
- You chicken-shit!
- 2295
- 02:05:53,912 --> 02:05:55,744
- <i>John! Now, come in, please.</i>
- 2296
- 02:05:55,746 --> 02:05:57,179
- <i>Hey, guys, come on.</i>
- 2297
- 02:05:57,181 --> 02:06:00,115
- - Guys! Guys!
- <i>- Stop it. Knock it off!</i>
- 2298
- 02:06:00,117 --> 02:06:01,851
- I can't wait to see the new
- <i>Fast and the Furious</i> movie.
- 2299
- 02:06:01,853 --> 02:06:03,522
- That looks lit.
- 2300
- 02:06:03,524 --> 02:06:08,524
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