Fallout NY Reboot: Session 3: Blood Red, Mutant Green

Game starts at 8:30

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, July 01, 2014
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has changed their name to Wing Dings all alone in the chat.
8:02 PM - il communication entered chat.
8:02 PM - il communication: yo
8:02 PM - Wing Dings all alone in the chat: ayo
8:02 PM - Wing Dings all alone in the chat has changed their name to Wing Dings.
8:03 PM - il communication: throwing something up on the dropbox
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge entered chat.
8:03 PM - Doc entered chat.
8:04 PM - Wing Dings: what the fuck where did this guns and ammo come from
8:04 PM - Wing Dings: nma make this shit?
8:04 PM - il communication: nope
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: no, Ciaster did
8:04 PM - il communication: I did
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: beat u 2 it
8:04 PM - Wing Dings: holyshit
8:04 PM - il communication: it's far from done, too
8:05 PM - il communication: but I just wanted to, well, brag :v
8:05 PM - Wing Dings: looks official
8:05 PM - il communication: tbh it's basically a straight up copypasta
8:05 PM - il communication: aside from the cover, which I cobbled together from shit I found on GIS :v
8:05 PM - Wing Dings: :V
8:05 PM - Sarah Salem entered chat.
8:05 PM - il communication: and it's nice to see you failed to notice 'Drugs' is twice on the cover
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: he did
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: apparently too lazy to change it
8:06 PM - il communication: it fits my creative vision
8:06 PM - Wing Dings: I can't read
8:06 PM - il communication: (yeah, too lazy)
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: your creative vision is a bundle of dicks that needs me to fix it
8:06 PM - il communication: the only dick in my vision right now is u
8:07 PM - Wing Dings: so you replace them with much more family friendly dildos :V
8:07 PM - il communication: burnd
8:07 PM - il communication: I like that metaphor
8:07 PM - Wing Dings: instead of the regular severed dicks
8:07 PM - Wing Dings: severed dicks
8:07 PM - Wing Dings: SEVERED DICKS
8:07 PM - Wing Dings: is that image in your brain yet?
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: can we all at least agree
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: courier new is a great font
8:08 PM - Wing Dings: I don't know what it looks like
8:08 PM - Doc: ok i need to eat and hook up my laptop since on my gaming comp and it doesnt have dropbox
8:08 PM - Wing Dings: its that just the one the rulebook uses?
8:08 PM - il communication: yep
8:08 PM - Doc: so you guys keep talking about dicks and shit while ill be gone for like 6 mins
8:08 PM - Wing Dings: well
8:08 PM - Wing Dings: yes actually :V
8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: in the meantime I'll browse and judge Ciaster's pdf
8:09 PM - Wing Dings: the font looks good for when its large
8:09 PM - Wing Dings: times new roman looks like shit when its above 14
8:10 PM - il communication: browse and judge while I add bookmarks
8:13 PM - Wing Dings: some guy in skyrim has a name that means Dick Mountain in swedish or something
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: nooo
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: rolz you bitch why are you down
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: get up
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: someone revive rolz
8:13 PM - Doc disconnected.
8:14 PM - Wing Dings: I start to regret not getting their offline version
8:14 PM - Wing Dings: assuming they have an offline version
8:14 PM - Wing Dings: we'll have to settle for this http://dice.virtuworld.net/
8:15 PM - il communication: goddammit, Rolz
8:15 PM - il communication: once again
8:15 PM - il communication: you betray us
8:15 PM - il communication: also yes I know I'm late
8:15 PM - il communication: too busy making shit easier for you bastards
8:17 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: don't think rolz has an offline version
8:18 PM - Doc entered chat.
8:18 PM - il communication: aight, bookmarks added
8:18 PM - Doc: and we're station
8:18 PM - Wing Dings: roll20 then?
8:18 PM - il communication: please just note that again, this is a WIP and for example melee weapons and unarmed aren't in yet
8:19 PM - Doc: (in what)
8:19 PM - il communication: peep the rebalance folder
8:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: should we all use roll20 except for ciaster and his toaster? He can use that probably less resource intensive thing Wing sent
8:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and I'll have to trust that he won't be a cheating god damn polefucker
8:20 PM - il communication: as long as my primary doesn't crash
8:20 PM - Wing Dings: the thing I sent was a joke
8:20 PM - il communication: we can just...
8:20 PM - il communication: roll
8:20 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: well it works
8:20 PM - il communication: with roll20
8:20 PM - Wing Dings: because it only goes up to 9 i think
8:20 PM - Sarah Salem: nah, it goes to 100
8:20 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: up to 9 sides has the dots on the dice
8:20 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: anything else has numbers
8:20 PM - il communication: yep
8:20 PM - Wing Dings: yeah but you can't add stuff to it
8:21 PM - Wing Dings: get wrekts
8:21 PM - il communication: still, it's not online
8:21 PM - Doc: aw man ciaster
8:21 PM - il communication: it could work for in-person games I guess
8:21 PM - Doc: this shit is sweet
8:21 PM - il communication: thanks
8:21 PM - il communication: I hope you appreciate the bookmarks
8:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
8:21 PM - il communication: it's like 3/5 done anyway
8:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I don't
8:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I don't appreciate them at all
8:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: 0/10
8:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: shit bookmarks
8:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: would not click
8:21 PM - il communication: well yeah but you're an ungrateful fucker Dan
8:21 PM - il communication: :v
8:22 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: oh I'm the ungrateful fucker
8:22 PM - il communication: I did all that for a Perturbator album
8:22 PM - il communication: which is on Spotify
8:22 PM - il communication: :v
8:22 PM - il communication: seriously tho
8:22 PM - il communication: y'all helped me out a lot with the rebalance
8:22 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I'm still helping you out
8:22 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: but you are vehemently denying my help
8:22 PM - il communication: couldn't do it with only my lazy poley ass
8:22 PM - il communication: yep
8:22 PM - il communication: I'm overprotective af
8:22 PM - Doc: i've been playing They Bleed Pixels a lot recently, which is basically a lovecraft plaftformer/beat em up about this adorable as shit girl who ends up possesed by this evil book and shit and at night you turn into this monster thing with fuckin' sword hands
8:23 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: that's because you're a shit, ciaster
8:23 PM - Sarah Salem: ...sonic unleashed?
8:23 PM - Wing Dings: I've heard of it
8:23 PM - Doc: and you proceed to violently murder monster and not get hit in the face with sawblades
8:23 PM - Doc: you OWN it
8:23 PM - Wing Dings: saw the WTF is on it a while ago
8:24 PM - Doc: i have every badge but one :v
8:24 PM - Doc: trading card*
8:24 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you know most trading card badges can be crafted like, 5 times
8:25 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: so get that last card and you'll only be a fifth of the way done
8:25 PM - Doc: i don't usually care about trading cards
8:25 PM - Doc: but i got all the ones i could normally drop in like, an hour
8:25 PM - Doc: and i thought "fuck it i got 60 cents i cant use"
8:25 PM - Doc: so i bought some cards
8:25 PM - Doc: and the only one i odn't have is the oen of the fucking haunted book
8:26 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: k whatevs
8:26 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: game time
8:26 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: name changes wing, ciaster
8:27 PM - Wing Dings has changed their name to Dez.
8:27 PM - i knew she was trouble the momen: aw I can't have a full opening monologue
8:27 PM - i knew she was trouble the momen: this is bullshit
8:27 PM - Dez: just sell all the cards bitch
8:27 PM - i knew she was trouble the momen has changed their name to Det. Marlowe.
8:27 PM - Dez: if you have 60 cents you can't use then you sell your cards and it builds up mang
8:27 PM - Doc: i do sell all my cards
8:28 PM - Dez: sell em harder
8:28 PM - Dez: farm that shit
8:28 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): eventually you'll get enough to buy a cheap game on sale
8:28 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): poorfags
8:28 PM - Doc: that's hwo i bought awesome nauts
8:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: or, in other words
8:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194&feature=kp
8:28 PM - Dez: I have never played McPixel but I have like 10 hours in it because I just farm that shit
8:28 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): k now shhhhhh
8:29 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): no more talk outside (these bitches deal with it faggots no whining)
8:29 PM - Doc: (woo, giant screen means chat+roll20+damage calculator at the same time)
8:29 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ive got two screens, get at me))
8:30 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Previously on: FALLOUT - A POST-NUCLEAR RPG
8:30 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): spiders!
8:30 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and they died
8:30 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so here we are
8:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: (aight, blasting Tom Waits)
8:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: (post-apoc mood: achieved)
8:30 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Dez and Doc were, as I recall, poisoned. They'll feel the pain in a bit, unless they find some antidote
8:31 PM - Doc: nah we were healed
8:31 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): not from poison mate
8:31 PM - Doc: (dez you fucker)
8:31 PM - Doc: (don't lie to a doctor like that)
8:31 PM - Dez: aw I thought docotr healed poison
8:31 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you can't "heal" poison
8:31 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): it doesn't work like that
8:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah only antidotes work
8:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: or walking it off
8:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
8:32 PM - Doc: stab with needle
8:32 PM - Doc: suck out
8:32 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): by the point you were doctored the poison had circulated
8:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: too late, that shit only works in the first like 15, 20 secs
8:32 PM - Doc: suck out ALL the blood
8:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: yea
8:32 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so stop whining
8:32 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Anyway, I gave out loot last time, so now it's time to search the next few rooms
8:33 PM - Dez: ladies and gentleman
8:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh yeah btw I leveled up last time
8:33 PM - Dez: opus magnum my
8:33 PM - Dez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGloIh7xXWo
8:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: suck it y'all, I got 75 small guns
8:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: gonna continue toignobly miss everything
8:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: wing is that you
8:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: I know the answer is no
8:34 PM - Dez: nope
8:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: but I want to believe
8:35 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): You proceed to search the next few rooms for loot and XP dispensers
8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: time to return to my role of the official soundtrack dispenser
8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkOMiA_uGso here, go get depressed in true fallout style
8:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((does anyone actually click ciasters links))
8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: (I do)
8:36 PM - Doc: (sometimes)
8:36 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): does anyone actually rp and not ooc
8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: no
8:36 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): clearly
8:36 PM - Dez: I'm currently watching a korean man eroticlly dance
8:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((did we start?))
8:36 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'm trying to
8:37 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh, carry on then))
8:37 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Thankfully, most of the rooms you checked out were empty of critters. Inside they held a total of 2 stimpaks, 1 3 foot coil of surgical tubing, 2 rolls of bandages, and an antidote
8:37 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but WHO WILL GET THE ANTIDOTE?
8:37 PM - Doc: surgical tubing
8:37 PM - Doc: call it
8:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: dibs on bandages
8:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: and one stim
8:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
8:37 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): You already got a stim marlowe you greedy prick
8:38 PM - Doc: how big is a normal thing of surgical tubing
8:38 PM - Dez: I'll take the antidote because the doctor is useless
8:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: well now i have one more
8:38 PM - Dez: until she strips
8:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: building up my stim collection, you fuckers
8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: O
8:38 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you dont even need them that bad you're a fucking cyborg
8:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: Marlowe shall live
8:38 PM - Dez: she has the highest stripping skill of us all
8:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: ...that's true
8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: I'll take a uh, a bandages.
8:38 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you have the most defense out of everyone
8:38 PM - Doc: dez i already took of my doctor jacket
8:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: can never be too safe
8:38 PM - Doc: i am no wearing an undershirt, army combat vest, and a generic shirt
8:39 PM - Dez: ;o
8:39 PM - Doc: now*
8:39 PM - Doc: you guys are weird
8:39 PM - Doc: i should play more 18 year olds you guys didn't talk about HER getting naked
8:39 PM - Dez: says the guy who wore a skirt
8:39 PM - Doc: excuse me
8:39 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): SO SHUT UP
8:39 PM - Doc: the guy who ROCKED a skirt
8:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: I think these are called 'kilts'?
8:40 PM - Dez: youre a texan
8:40 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): NIGGAS
8:40 PM - Dez: shit ain't a kilt in texas
8:40 PM - Dez: sorry
8:40 PM - Doc: ((Appy chill your nips))
8:40 PM - Doc: anyway yeah i take the surgical tubing and place it
8:40 PM - Doc: where ever we put our stuff
8:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: (Dan are you srsly surprised we're derailing your game)
8:40 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 50% of fallout logs are ooc like damn
8:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: (this like never doesn't happen)
8:41 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): sorry I'm used to actual playing from Burst
8:41 PM - Doc: (.....so?)
8:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: (so? rpgs are meant to be social first and foremost)
8:41 PM - Sarah Salem: ((he's come to expect a decent actual game apparently))
8:41 PM - Doc: (UGH more talk about how burst is the favourite child)
8:41 PM - Doc: ((you're gonna give fallout a complex))
8:41 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well yeah but it's hard to get a word in edgewise as GM when everyone's chatting
8:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: (went a bit serious for a second there but I mean it, the bullshit's just as fun as the actual game sometimes)
8:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: just type and press enter
8:41 PM - Doc: (uh, we're using online chat)
8:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: people are gonna notice when the actual GM post something
8:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: that's properly formatted
8:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: and longer than a sentence
8:42 PM - Doc: (you can get in any word you want)
8:42 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): half the time
8:42 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so anyway
8:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: *posts
8:42 PM - Dez: lets start tho
8:42 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): The next room to hold conflict is a room with a rat orgy.
8:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: ew
8:42 PM - Doc: "Well THAT i didn't need to see"
8:42 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): By that, I mean there's like, 8 of the buggers in here. Along with a molerat, king of the rats
8:43 PM - Doc: "Should we even kill them? I'd hate it if some giant guy came into MY orgy and shot me"
8:43 PM - Doc: "Hold on"
8:43 PM - Doc: "I think that's the Don"
8:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You alright, Doc? Sounds like you got a bit of a blow on the ol' head there."
8:43 PM - Doc: (hey appy are we using the roll20? Cause all i see is when we fought john covered in bright pink dicks)
8:43 PM - Sarah Salem: "The 'Don'?"
8:44 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): we're using it for the rolz
8:44 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): as in the dice
8:44 PM - Doc: "The Don? Of the Mole rat Mafia?"
8:44 PM - Doc: 'Duh"
8:44 PM - Dez: "Dear god"
8:44 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): The Don proceeds to notice the interruption, squeal in displeasure, and the rat horde charges
8:44 PM - Doc: (NOTE: Doc has 4 int. The chances of her actually beleiving in the mole rat mafia is likely)
8:44 PM - Dez: "I only heard rumors about the Molerat Mafia"
8:44 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): everyone roll 1d10+sequence
8:45 PM - Dez: There is an obvious sarcasm in Dez's voice
8:45 PM - Sarah Salem: "I wasn't even aware of a regular mafia."
8:45 PM - Doc: "People think it's just a joke 'cause they talk about it in that radio show"
8:45 PM - Doc: .........9
8:45 PM - Dez: I'm not even in roll20
8:45 PM - Doc: "But it was a thing LONG before that"
8:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: 23 seq bitches
8:46 PM - Doc: "The radiation did something to those mole rats, maybe it was goverment testing, i dunno"
8:46 PM - Doc: "all  know is that they're organized in their own little, primitive, tiny disturbing way"
8:46 PM - Dez: 12
8:46 PM - Dez: gg
8:46 PM - Dez: wait fuck
8:46 PM - Dez: did it wrong
8:46 PM - Doc: i think i did to
8:47 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Doc what is your sequence
8:47 PM - Dez: 17
8:47 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): just add that to the 1
8:47 PM - Doc: that's what i did
8:47 PM - Doc: wait
8:47 PM - Doc: why did i re-roll
8:47 PM - Sarah Salem: Oh, 18 btw
8:47 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Why did Wing reroll too
8:47 PM - Doc: oh he's probs cheating
8:47 PM - Dez: alright 10 then
8:48 PM - Doc: 9,10,18
8:48 PM - Dez: sleuthy bastards
8:49 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Marlowe, Sarah, Dez, The Don, Rats 1-5, Doc, Rats 6-8
8:49 PM - Dez: all these pink dicks
8:49 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Doc as pro at sequence as always
8:49 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): You're up, Marlowe
8:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: kay
8:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm gonna crouch like a frog or 50s FBI agent
8:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: and take a shot at the King
8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: I better not miss
8:50 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you missed, if I'm not mistaken
8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: just barely, so I guess I will
8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah the crouch is +10% right?
8:50 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): aye
8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: but he's prolly got AC above 3
8:50 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): aye
8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: so it's a miss anyway
8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight, end turn
8:50 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Sarah's go
8:51 PM - Sarah Salem: So, how close are those rats?
8:51 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): closest is 3
8:51 PM - Doc: "So, uh, cyborg guy, syou seen competent, what with you not being a teenage girl or a perverted weirdo with a spear"
8:51 PM - Sarah Salem: And the others?
8:51 PM - Doc: "What's the best stance for shooting? I find myself missing. a lot."
8:52 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): which are you targeting so I don't need to put a distance for all of them
8:52 PM - Sarah Salem: The closest one, I just need to know how close the others are so I don't get swarmed :v
8:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Crouch, grab the grip with both hands, hands straight."
8:52 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Well they're all in a pretty small room
8:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Pull the trigger, don't yank it, and use the sights."
8:52 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): no matter where you go you're gonna get swarmed
8:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: "See - *misses* - don't do what I just did."
8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: Fuck. I'll just move forward 2 and stab the thing then
8:53 PM - Dez: thats what they taught me in photography class
8:53 PM - Doc: "Crouching, that's what i figured. Thanks, nice to know there's at least SOMEONE here who isn't likely to stab me"
8:53 PM - Dez: still didn't help
8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: 39, hit.
8:53 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): damage
8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: 13
8:54 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): rat is dead
8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: I shift it's corpse off the end of the hook and move back to where i was, then.
8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: and end my turn.
8:54 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Dez, you're up
8:54 PM - Dez: wait king is dead?
8:54 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): no
8:54 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): that was a grunt
8:55 PM - Dez: how far away is king
8:55 PM - Dez: just 3 hexes?
8:55 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): King is 5
8:55 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and surrounded by the others
8:55 PM - Dez: alright I'll sprint up and stab the king
8:55 PM - Dez: and add the last AP to my AC c:
8:56 PM - Doc: "Hey, Marlowe- Pyscho McRapeyStab, do you think he has a point with the whole "doctors bring too much attention" thing?
8:56 PM - Doc: "I mean, it makes SOME sense but there aren't a lot of slavers in New York"
8:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: "The white doesn't make for good camo, for one."
8:56 PM - Dez: 17 dmg
8:56 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): uh
8:56 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): what about hit chance
8:56 PM - Doc: "and the baby blue of my shirt does"
8:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: "And doctors are a declining commodity these days. You're lucky we found you."
8:57 PM - Dez: pass  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
8:57 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): next time to hitchance first so I don't have to tell you every damn time
8:57 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 12 damage
8:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): The king is still up
8:58 PM - Dez: I get so hype that I keep forgetting :c
8:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): though Almost Dead
8:58 PM - Doc: "Oh, I'm LUCKY. I was a half way reasonably sane person making caps and when you guys came along suddenly i'm raving about the mole rat mafia and trying to ride a giant spider"
8:58 PM - Dez: fuck yeah
8:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Well, congrats. You're in the middle of a minefield of rats
8:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and 5 of them are about to go
8:58 PM - Dez: shit I forgot that there were 8
8:58 PM - Doc: would you call them
8:59 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): rats 1-3 proceed to bite twice at your legs
8:59 PM - Doc: large rats?
8:59 PM - Sarah Salem: I call out to Dez. "Was that a smart idea?"
8:59 PM - Doc: would you call them
8:59 PM - Dez: 1-3 or 3?
8:59 PM - Doc: aggressive, even?
8:59 PM - Dez: wait nvm
8:59 PM - Dez: "It seemed like it at the time!"
8:59 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): rat 1 hits once
8:59 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and that is it
8:59 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): :T
8:59 PM - Doc: http://thepolkavirgins.bandcamp.com/releases
8:59 PM - Dez: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
9:00 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 3 damage
9:00 PM - Doc: "See? Now rats are missing at *point blank*"
9:00 PM - Dez: 3dmg before or after armor?
9:00 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): The rats can't seem to gnaw through the raider-like armor you have in your legs, and fail to do damage
9:00 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): before armor faggot
9:00 PM - Doc: "It's like you adventurer types are magnets for breaking the laws of physics JUST so you can murder things"
9:00 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'm not calculating your damn armor
9:00 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): that's literally what the calculator is for
9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Well, they're rats. Nobody would suspect them for being too intelligent."
9:01 PM - Doc: "Yeah. Large? Sure. Aggressive? Yeah. But not smart."
9:01 PM - Dez: 0 dmg :V
9:01 PM - Doc: I can sympathize."
9:01 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): rat 4 runs after Sarah and bites once
9:02 PM - Doc: I think to myself "Large aggressive rat has a nice ring to it"
9:02 PM - Sarah Salem: ((22 AC))
9:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): miss
9:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Rat 5 joins its comrades and bites Dez
9:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): both hits
9:02 PM - Dez: "These little guys don't do shit! They just kind of nibble on you."
9:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 2 and 3 damage
9:02 PM - Doc: my turn
9:02 PM - Doc: right?
9:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yep
9:02 PM - Dez: both 0 dmg :V
9:03 PM - Doc: ok
9:03 PM - Doc: half are on sarah
9:03 PM - Doc: half are on dez
9:03 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well I forgot The Don but you can finish him
9:03 PM - Doc: the Don is alone
9:03 PM - Dez: I'm with the Don :V
9:03 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): quick, kill it before Dez can
9:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: lemme whack the shifty bastard
9:03 PM - Dez: nononono
9:03 PM - Doc: kk
9:04 PM - Doc: rolling hit chance, damage
9:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: da fink won't know what hit 'im
9:04 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): gg
9:04 PM - Doc: miss
9:04 PM - Doc: rolling again
9:04 PM - Doc: shooting again
9:04 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): damn, I was hoping you'd off him
9:04 PM - Doc: i mean
9:04 PM - Doc: i habe enough ap for two shots
9:04 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): then shoot again :v
9:04 PM - Doc: extra fail
9:05 PM - Dez: double g
9:05 PM - Doc: Fuck
9:05 PM - Doc: forgot to crouch
9:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 9:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): damn, I was hoping you'd off him
9:05 PM - Doc: was gonna crouch
9:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): The Don goes and for god's sake it is going to damage Dez
9:05 PM - Dez: or is it?
9:05 PM - Doc: "AAaaaaaaand forgot to crouch"
9:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): What's your AC?
9:05 PM - Dez: "Spears don't need crouching."
9:05 PM - Doc: "really wish i could pull a wizard of z and get a some brains"
9:05 PM - Dez: 12
9:05 PM - Doc: "or at least an attention span"
9:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so uh
9:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Well, you got three out of four right."
9:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): if it matches, is that damage-dealing?
9:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'm gonna do with yes
9:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so 1 hit, and
9:06 PM - Dez: uh?
9:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 1 crit  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
9:06 PM - Dez: actually idk how ac works
9:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yeah if it matches your score it's a hit
9:06 PM - Dez: 3 dmg
9:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so it literally just barely passed
9:07 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and now the crit
9:07 PM - Dez: pfft
9:07 PM - Dez: 4 dmg
9:07 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and 2 damage, armor bypassing thanks to the crit
9:07 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): how extraordinary
9:08 PM - Doc: congrats
9:08 PM - Dez: oh wait so its the full 9 dmg
9:08 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): the last 3 rats swarm out of the room and surround the undoctor and cyborg, but are out of AP
9:08 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): no, the 7 damage strike was the not-crit
9:08 PM - Dez: kick em
9:08 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so that has armor applied normally
9:08 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): the 2 damage was the crit and hurt for 2 whole damage
9:09 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Marlowe's turn
9:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight
9:09 PM - Doc: "fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
9:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: Gonna pop the one that's closest to the doc
9:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
9:09 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): hey you hit something
9:09 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): congrats
9:09 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): everyone give ciaster a round of applause
9:09 PM - Doc: hey one of the shooters hit something ever :v
9:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: and 15 dmg
9:09 PM - Doc: crips
9:09 PM - Doc: cripes*
9:10 PM - Dez: melee masterrace
9:10 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you splatter the rat fink
9:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: rebalance biyotch
9:10 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): according to polish people, op=balance
9:10 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Sarah's turn
9:10 PM - Doc: so guns hit less but do crazy damage
9:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: the melee superiority is purely thanks to the fact that you start with higher melee weapons and unarmed
9:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: also, yep
9:10 PM - Doc: yeah, yeah
9:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: as long as it's op in my favor :B1:
9:11 PM - Dez:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
9:11 PM - Sarah Salem: You know the drill, distances to rats?
9:11 PM - Dez: fucking scrub doesn't own B1
9:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah I know
9:11 PM - Doc: that's why john and LL were both big in armed
9:11 PM - Dez: they are right next to you
9:11 PM - Doc: unarmed
9:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm poor and have 30 eurocents in my steam wallet
9:11 PM - Doc: plus pysker combat was always fun
9:11 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yeah there's like 3 of them in melee distance
9:12 PM - Dez: psyker combat is lame
9:12 PM - Doc: are pyskers unchanged?
9:12 PM - Sarah Salem: Oh, neat. I start jamming my hook into the nearest one, then.
9:12 PM - Sarah Salem: 52, hit?
9:12 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): cute
9:12 PM - Dez: the coolest thing I did was infuse 50cal rounds with fire
9:12 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you already know it is
9:12 PM - Sarah Salem: (i have to ask sometimes :v)
9:12 PM - Sarah Salem: (also i forgot i had a 78)
9:13 PM - Dez: and then I killed of suzie because fuck psykers
9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ow, 18 damage
9:13 PM - Doc: i remember appy had to lay down the rule of "you can't snap everone's neck with your mind"
9:13 PM - Dez: off*
9:13 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): You gore the first rat
9:13 PM - Doc: pyskers can be pretty great
9:13 PM - Dez: if ryan didn't make them shit
9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: I boot the next rat away from me
9:14 PM - Dez: they just need more powers
9:14 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you know how to work it
9:14 PM - Doc: i made an orb sheild entirely out of knives so i can shoot them at people an defend myself
9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: 56, hit im pretty sure
9:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: ha, emotes are cheap as fuck  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
9:14 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well it has 6 ac
9:14 PM - Dez: :weed: gets cheaper every day
9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yeah, hit))
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: was about to check this
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((who the fuck made these melee attacks))
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: I really want :weed: :(
9:15 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): +16 for a kick?
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: (me)
9:15 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): ciaster did
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((strong kick is stupidly overpowered))
9:15 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): who the fuck do you think
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh fuck you guys :v
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yeah, +16 cuz its 2xMD))
9:15 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I told you to fix it you damn pole
9:15 PM - Dez: unarmed is so OP you'd be gimping yourself for not using it
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: I won't
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: I like it the way it is, dammit
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((that is absolutely ridiculous, and anyone's capable of it since its difficult to /not/ start with 50+ unarmed))
9:15 PM - Doc: ((as LL I took a cot o'nine tails whipe, wrapped metal around all of the whips, and made a super conductive electro whip))
9:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: unarmed already has enough problems
9:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: and disadvantages
9:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: but I'll up the cap to 75% :v
9:16 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): getting close does not make it an immediate disadvantage
9:16 PM - Doc: yeah and like the only reason i didn't make another pysker is cause i know you guys would give me shit for it
9:16 PM - Doc: the -2 base endurance is offput by the CRAZY boost to int and perception
9:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: rebalanc'd
9:17 PM - Dez: I wouldn't care honestly
9:17 PM - Doc: plus all the fun shit you can do with powers that aren't fire
9:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: guys what are other cool emotes I could get
9:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: :weed: is still outta my budget
9:17 PM - Dez: I would do a mind psyker if it was finished
9:17 PM - Dez: I should probably do it myself
9:17 PM - Sarah Salem: ending my turn now, since both rats are dead and i feel bad for being so grossly OP
9:17 PM - Dez: but fuck work
9:17 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so your shittily op kick murders the rat, and you boot it against a wall to death
9:17 PM - Doc: i could do it
9:17 PM - Doc: i mean i've always kinda wanted to help rebalance
9:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: also lol @ you guys bitching about rats being easy to kill :v
9:18 PM - Dez: kk
9:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: if you wanna finish the mind psyker, go ahead and I'll add it to the book
9:18 PM - Dez: just make fun mind powers and thats p much it
9:18 PM - Doc: and i've played plenty of pysker to get a feel for it
9:18 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ciaster, how much hp do you have))
9:18 PM - Doc: you kinda have to use your imagination
9:18 PM - Doc: like
9:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: just make sure you've got enough for at least one page, otherwise it's gonna be a bitch to overhaul
9:18 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Dez, you're up
9:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: (44)
9:18 PM - Dez: Stab the king twice
9:18 PM - Doc: you can make stuff from the ceiling fall onto people
9:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: (@ 43 rn cause I healed up just short of my max)
9:19 PM - Doc: you can shove them into other people
9:19 PM - Dez: 1 hit
9:19 PM - Doc: lift melee weapons for multi weilding
9:19 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 9 ac, is that 63 a hit?
9:19 PM - Dez: nah
9:19 PM - Dez: 18 dmg
9:20 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so, 1 hit, 16 damage?
9:20 PM - Doc: i once had double power fists and double super sledges that i kept lifted with pysker powers
9:20 PM - Dez: also I just noticed a problem with the calculator
9:20 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): there are no problems with it
9:20 PM - Dez: actually nvm
9:20 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): told you
9:20 PM - Dez: I'll just make 2 tabs
9:21 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): In any event, Dez jams his spear through The Don, killing the lesser molerat as it slumps to the floor, bleeding
9:21 PM - Doc: plus, electricity? In an android-heavy game? SUPER helpfull
9:22 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 2 rats go, both after Dez
9:22 PM - Dez: wait are the mind psyker and telekinetic psyker going to be combined?
9:22 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): another crit, and a miss on the first
9:22 PM - Doc: oh, you mean mind pysker like a mind reader?
9:22 PM - Dez: aye
9:22 PM - Doc: i didn't know you guys were working on that
9:23 PM - Doc: not much use for it tho
9:23 PM - Dez: just general mind stuff like control and shit
9:23 PM - Doc: well
9:23 PM - Doc: there's mind reading
9:23 PM - Doc: and mind lifting
9:23 PM - Dez: I don't remember if it was a concept or not actually
9:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: just make a generic brainy type
9:23 PM - Doc: telepathy versus telekenisis
9:23 PM - Doc: not how you spell it
9:23 PM - Doc: but
9:23 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): The rat manages to squeeze its face through a gap in your armor and bite, /hard/
9:24 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): With an unpleasant snap, your leg cracks
9:24 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 4 damage c:
9:24 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and a broken leg
9:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: dayum
9:24 PM - Doc: so have it start out with lifting but as you level up you can sense emotions, then mind reading, and at high level have like spider sense, then REALLY high level has future telling
9:24 PM - Dez: Dez's smile upon looking at the rat's nibble at his leg turns into a face of dire constipation
9:25 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep, I'm digging this
9:25 PM - Dez: still only 1 dmg wtf
9:25 PM - Doc: mind shit or dez in pain
9:26 PM - Doc: cause i dig both
9:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
9:26 PM - Dez: I'm going to murder u so hard
9:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: mind shit, mostly
9:26 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): The next rat goes to attack Sarah
9:26 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): both misses
9:26 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): actually wait
9:26 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): that 49's a hit
9:27 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): sarah takes 4 damage
9:28 PM - Doc: sarah takes her time, too
9:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((was that a time joke))
9:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: (probably)
9:28 PM - Doc: ((that was a 'you're a slow loser' joke))
9:29 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Doc's turn now
9:29 PM - Sarah Salem: ((im talking to people that arent you atm))
9:29 PM - Doc: ((yeah, but why bother))
9:29 PM - Doc: ((why would you WANT tot alk to people that aren't me)
9:29 PM - Doc: anyway
9:29 PM - Dez: I should bring ointment to these sessions cuz everyone is getting burned
9:30 PM - Doc: how many rats are still near me and marlowe?
9:30 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): near you both, 1
9:30 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 1 near sarah and the last near Dez
9:31 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): that last one you can imagine grinning a smug, ratty grin at having broken his leg
9:31 PM - Doc: i crouch
9:31 PM - Doc: and try shooting the one near my
9:31 PM - Doc: again
9:31 PM - Doc: sweet, actually hit it
9:31 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): lolno thats a miss u fag u suk scrub lrn 2 quiksc0pe
9:31 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): jk roll damage
9:31 PM - Doc: one sec
9:32 PM - Doc: yeah
9:32 PM - Doc: 8 damamge
9:32 PM - Doc: not bad
9:33 PM - Doc: since i crouched, do i have enough AP to shoot again?
9:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: well you crouched the last time right?
9:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: if so you're still crouched :v
9:33 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): let's go with yes
9:33 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): shoot again
9:33 PM - Doc: wow tha'ts NOT a hit
9:34 PM - Doc: turn over
9:34 PM - Doc: how much did i do after bullcrap?
9:34 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): these lil buggers dont have bullcrap, so you dealt a nice 8 damage
9:34 PM - Doc: so let me guess
9:34 PM - Doc: he's almost, but not, dead
9:35 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): hhmmmm
9:35 PM - Doc: and someone better at shooting or stabbing is gonna kill it next turn
9:35 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): nah he's dead
9:35 PM - Doc: HAHA
9:35 PM - Doc: FAKE DOCTOR, REAL KILLER
9:35 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Your dinky little .22 round slips clear through its eye and splatters its thinkbox
9:35 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): might want to consider an upgrade soon, though
9:36 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): That leaves 2 rats, but they went already
9:36 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Mar's go
9:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight
9:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: Gon' pop rat fink #1 then.
9:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: might be a hit?
9:37 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): what's your skill after crouching?
9:37 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): it has 6 ac
9:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: 85
9:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: so just about
9:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: you rule that a hit?
9:38 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): aye
9:38 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): it matches, it hits
9:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: lol 2 1s on the dmg roll :v
9:38 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): q: are you targeting the one near sarah, or the one that broke dez's leg
9:38 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): will you deny dez his vengence?
9:39 PM - Dez: can I sprint with a borken leg
9:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: well, Sarah can take care of herself
9:39 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): nope
9:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: Dez apparently can't
9:39 PM - Dez: the rebalance doesn't say anything against that
9:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: so I'm gonna blast the one that nailed Dez
9:39 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): no sprinting with a broken leg
9:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: also, it's common fucking sense
9:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: and also in the regular book ;v
9:39 PM - Dez: I've seen amputees that run faster than me
9:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: shoulda gotten better stats m8  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
9:40 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): says the man who bitched all last two games
9:40 PM - Dez: shoulda nerfed those fucking rats m8
9:40 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you murder the rat fink
9:40 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you have denied Dez his vengence
9:40 PM - Dez: fuck u
9:41 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 1 rat remains
9:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: I saved him yo
9:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: goddamn I'm so happy I got  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/summerghost
9:41 PM - Dez: all my characters are tied together on the fact that they all want to kill they're party members
9:41 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): oh my god EVERYONE IS CRIMPING MY OG ORIGINAL GHOST STYLE
9:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: haha!
9:41 PM - Dez: their*
9:41 PM - Dez: fuck
9:42 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well it's Sarah's go
9:42 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): kill the last rat
9:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm da  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/summerghost  face Killa
9:42 PM - Doc: Well
9:42 PM - Doc: Schnitz didn't seem like the murder your friends type
9:42 PM - Dez: I'm selling my gohst emote
9:42 PM - Doc: you know
9:42 PM - Doc: for a nazi
9:42 PM - Dez: and b1
9:42 PM - Dez: ciaster made it uncool
9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: i kill the last rat
9:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: lol
9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: 84, miss, 28 hit
9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: 14 damage, its dead :v
9:43 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you kill the last rat
9:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's good, I still have  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/sr4sunglasses  for some more sunglasses action
9:43 PM - Doc: and batman isn't the murdering type at all
9:43 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 290 xp
9:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: aside from the bus thing
9:43 PM - Doc: bus thing?
9:43 PM - Dez: batman is stitch and stitch really wanted to murder people
9:44 PM - Dez: we had a bus
9:44 PM - Dez: they brotherhood took that bus
9:44 PM - Dez: I was asleep in said bus
9:44 PM - Doc: when did we have a bus?
9:44 PM - Dez: I drove the bus right the fuck out of there
9:44 PM - Doc: oh
9:44 PM - Doc: duh
9:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: the first campaign
9:44 PM - Doc: before me
9:44 PM - Doc: yeah
9:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: the memories
9:44 PM - Doc: batman, not stitch
9:44 PM - Dez: without any driving skill
9:44 PM - Doc: stitch seemed pretty un-murdering
9:44 PM - Doc: except
9:44 PM - Doc: you know
9:44 PM - Sarah Salem: speaking of times when i wasnt here
9:44 PM - Doc: when he was murdering
9:44 PM - Dez: for the rip and tear
9:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: everyone he killed?
9:44 PM - Sarah Salem: lets make another of those
9:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah
9:45 PM - Sarah Salem: im out, have fun guys~
9:45 PM - Sarah Salem left chat.
9:45 PM - Dez: wat
9:45 PM - Doc: uh
9:45 PM - Doc: in a REALLY roundabout way
9:45 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): he's dropping the game
9:45 PM - Doc: the 'rican just told us he was gonna be gnoe
9:45 PM - Doc: wait, the game or just for today
9:45 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): the game
9:45 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): he's outie
9:45 PM - Dez: oh
9:45 PM - Doc: wtf
9:46 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): not feeling fallout or something
9:46 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): he says the original fallouts have no replay value
9:46 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): maybe he feels the same way about this
9:46 PM - Dez: alright lets get back to the game
9:46 PM - Doc: well shit son
9:46 PM - Doc: are we going to get another player?
9:46 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): nah
9:46 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): easier this way
9:46 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well, you just killed a buncha rats
9:47 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): no banter while I write up loot?
9:47 PM - Doc: so what happens to sarah?
9:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: she winks out of existence, obv
9:47 PM - Dez: we kind of just bantered throughout the whole combat :V
9:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: exactly what happened to uh
9:47 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'll just play her until you get back to the lobby
9:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: I forgot what I was talking about?
9:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
9:47 PM - Doc: well
9:47 PM - Doc: shit
9:47 PM - Doc: my brother
9:47 PM - Doc: ll's brother
9:47 PM - Doc: what was his name
9:47 PM - Dez: we could just do that shit
9:47 PM - Dez: yeah
9:48 PM - Dez: the native american
9:48 PM - Doc: claps with thunder
9:48 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh
9:48 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh!
9:48 PM - Det. Marlowe: that's that, yeah
9:48 PM - Dez: just don't mention him or acknowledge his existance
9:48 PM - Doc: yeah, claps with thunder was brought into the future by EAGLE hitting the NEWK
9:48 PM - Doc: then he blew up
9:48 PM - Dez: you don't have to play as sarah we can just literally make her disappear
9:48 PM - Doc: nah
9:48 PM - Doc: i don't like players just winking out of existance
9:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's funny
9:49 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Sarah, after gutting the last rat, goes silent as she looks contemplative
9:49 PM - Dez: its easier tho
9:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: especially when we pretend we have no idea who they ever were
9:49 PM - Doc: she needs to die in a comical fashion
9:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: also it's easier
9:49 PM - Doc: like
9:49 PM - Doc: dez is saying something
9:49 PM - Doc: and he accidentally guts sarah with his spear
9:49 PM - Doc: cause he's being all emotive
9:49 PM - Doc: waving the spear around
9:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: this is a hilarious motherfucking mental image
9:50 PM - Doc: can this happen
9:50 PM - Dez: Out of pure hysteria and terror, Dez flings his spear around as his pivots on one foot
9:50 PM - Dez: tumbling around, seeking vengence on the rat that rektd him
9:51 PM - Dez: ((this is IC btw))
9:51 PM - Doc: "hey, watch it meatshie..."
9:51 PM - Dez: "FOOKIN RHATS"
9:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Stop waving this thing around, would ya?"
9:52 PM - Dez: Dez continues to flail around and be a general danger
9:52 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Your broken-legged spear-waving ends with you leaving a solid, deep gash across Sarah's torso
9:52 PM - Doc: "oh FUCK"
9:52 PM - Dez: woops
9:52 PM - Dez: c:
9:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Ya did it, you dickwad."
9:52 PM - Doc: "SHIT SHIT SIHT SIHT SHIT
9:52 PM - Doc: "
9:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You fucking did it."
9:52 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): She backs away and clinches her gut, dropping her billhook and hissing in pain
9:53 PM - Doc: "Sarah? Sarah? I need you to listen to me sweety, just stay calm and breathe"
9:53 PM - Doc: i take my coat and wrap it around the wound
9:53 PM - Doc: "Oh FUCK what the COCK LICKING DICK you lumbering meatshield cock headed FUCKER"
9:53 PM - Dez: "EhHEy!"
9:54 PM - Doc: "YOU DON"T GO AROUND STABBING GOOD PEOPLE"
9:54 PM - Dez: "Gotcha ye fackin rat"
9:54 PM - Doc: "EVEN IF THEY WERE KINDA STRANGE AND STABBING"
9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Well, Doc, let's see how lucky you are."
9:54 PM - Doc: "STABBING THEM DOESNT SOLVE ANYTHING"
9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: "And, Dez, if this girl doesn't wake up..."
9:54 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): she's awake, just bleeding through your coat
9:54 PM - Doc: "Oh who the fuck are we kidding, between the blood and rust on that spear and how  deep he GUTTED her she doesn't have a chance"
9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You'll find out how tough walking without a knee is."
9:55 PM - Dez: The poison starts to kick in and Dez keels over
9:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: Alright, time for a motherfucking hero moment
9:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: I grab Sarah
9:55 PM - Doc: "Anybody got pins, needle, sewing stuf....."
9:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: and fucking book it to Terminal, hoping to find a doctor
9:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: with her falling unconcious in my arms, it's all very emotional and tense and shit
9:55 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yep
9:55 PM - Doc: i stare straight ahead
9:55 PM - Dez: and tense and shit :V
9:56 PM - Doc: and shoot dez in his bad knee
9:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: imagine slow motion shots of Marlowe running through the streets of New York, leaving a stream of blood behind
9:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: not his blood
9:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: Wing, you got a spare character sheet ready? :v
9:56 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you're gonna shoot dez? :v
9:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: not yet
9:56 PM - Doc: wait is he almost dead?
9:56 PM - Dez: Don't worry I got a way to punish myself
9:56 PM - Doc: i just want to slightly maim him, not kill him
9:57 PM - Dez: I can do it myself bitch its apart of my character
9:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: well, .22 is perfect for that :v
9:57 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): your .22 probably won't even dent his damn armor
9:57 PM - Dez: I just need some bandages
9:57 PM - Doc: i have some bandages
9:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: me too but I'm currently moving away at a sprinter's pace
9:57 PM - Dez: If I'm going to be straight out of Berserk you need some kind of creepy weird shit
9:57 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): finish your self-harm so we can port back to terminal and get sarah medical attention then have her leave
9:58 PM - Doc: oh wait is she not gonna just straight die
9:58 PM - Dez: I'm currently KO'd
9:58 PM - Doc: well
9:58 PM - Doc: she can die
9:58 PM - Doc: she could be brought to the hospital, and stay there unconsious
9:58 PM - Doc: or she can be brought to the hospital, heal, then leave
9:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you gonna pay her hospital bills? :v
9:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: fuck yeah I am
9:59 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yeah she's just gonna go back to the vault with a "fuck this shit"
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: sorry, WE are
9:59 PM - Doc: nono no no, it's ok
9:59 PM - Doc: i work there
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: and by that I mean
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: Dez will
9:59 PM - Doc: at least
9:59 PM - Doc: i look like i do
9:59 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you know
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: and we'll make up for the rest if needed
9:59 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): all this could be in character banter
9:59 PM - Doc: well
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: nah this is a silent badass moment
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: also I kinda left them behind
9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
9:59 PM - Doc: one of the parties is across the city by this point
9:59 PM - Dez: like in one of my japanese animes
9:59 PM - Doc: running in slo mo like the million dollar man
9:59 PM - Doc: (cause hes a cyborg)
10:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: gotta get a vault suit fluff it as a red jumpsuit zipped halfway open
10:00 PM - Dez: it actually took me quite a while for this shit to settle in for me
10:00 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): ok so what are we doing
10:00 PM - Dez: girl comes straight out of the vault and gets destroyed
10:00 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): going back to terminal?
10:01 PM - Dez: aye
10:01 PM - Dez: Doc can carry me C;
10:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: any update on my progress re: running to Terminal?
10:01 PM - Dez: I'm 230 lbs
10:01 PM - Doc: ok, yes or no on 'i'll kill dez if i shoot hsi bad leg"
10:02 PM - Doc: his*
10:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): probably not
10:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): not like he was hurt that bad
10:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): just a broken leg
10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: do it
10:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and your .22 could barely kill a rat
10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: plant a .22 bullet in his fucking kneecap
10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: interparty tensio!
10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: *tension!
10:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Marlowe grabs the bleeding and now-unconscious Sarah, sprinting out of the hospital and back to Terminal, while Doc and Dez proceed to play with each other in the hospital
10:02 PM - Doc: phrasing
10:03 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): that's the joke
10:03 PM - Doc: ok, so we're looking through the glass to her room all dramatically
10:03 PM - Doc: right
10:03 PM - Dez: yeah lets just time skip this shit so we are all in the hospital
10:03 PM - Dez: at terminal that is
10:04 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Dez limps out of the hospital with Doc soon after and, conveniently, a little yellow cab drives by and offers you a free ride back to the town
10:04 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): On the way you also pick up Marlowe, and are back in town soon after
10:04 PM - Doc: the cabbie will become important later
10:04 PM - Doc: wait hold on
10:04 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): The cabbie is a dark-skinned man with a scruffy white beard and a cigar clamped in his teeth
10:04 PM - Doc: were we in the hospital at some point
10:04 PM - Dez: Barkley in the Future?
10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: but but
10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IrzfsFG_BqU/T_q4BBJf5II/AAAAAAAABRU/jUcvFrnOOZc/s1600/Escape%2Bfrom%2BNew%2BYork%2B1.jpg
10:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: I was so hoping it'd be, y'know, The Cabbie :v
10:05 PM - Doc: i'm voting for barkley and renaldo to show up
10:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you mean that dude from escape from NY?
10:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): oh yeah
10:05 PM - Dez: Alroight so we at terminal right now
10:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I forgot that was a thing
10:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): he'll be a cabbie later then
10:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yeah you're in terminal
10:05 PM - Doc: as a memorial for what's his face and his characters
10:05 PM - Doc: ok we're in terminal right
10:05 PM - Doc: all three of us?
10:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yes
10:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: Aight, I'm gonna scan for a hospital
10:06 PM - Doc: so sarah is still dying, got it
10:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): There's a nice, sturdy-looking hospital
10:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: Well, I bust in dramatically
10:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Placed in one of the buildings that was already on the pier
10:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: and once I'm in, I yell "Doctor!"
10:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Need a doctor here, right now!"
10:07 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): You burst in dramatically, startling a doctor who was looking over a clipboard
10:07 PM - Doc: "I jerk my head around in instinct"
10:07 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "I'm a doctor," says the doctor
10:07 PM - Dez: :V
10:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Slash to the chest. Pretty deep. She's losing blood."
10:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: "This kid doesn't deserve to go like this."
10:08 PM - Doc: I whisper "you know, if i put on my uniform we could of easily placed her in a bed and called a doctor and done all of this without arousing suspicion and looking like dramatic weirdos"
10:08 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): He nods, placing his clipboard down. "Bring her here," he directs you to follow him as he walks to another room
10:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: I whisper back "Every second counts."
10:09 PM - Dez: Timeskip?
10:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: a lil' one maybe
10:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: like a few hours
10:10 PM - Dez: aye
10:10 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): still in town?
10:10 PM - Dez: yeah?
10:10 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): alrighty then
10:10 PM - Doc: "yeah, but this leads to quesstioning and why two adult men are carying around a 16 year old girl and now I"M linked to all of it and people are going to ask QUESTIONS and they're gonna realize and i'm gonna be SCREWED and YOU"RE gonna get screwed ebveen though you're pretty cool and tobe honest FUCK that other guy"
10:11 PM - Doc: i take a deep breath
10:11 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): You place Sarah on a bed he points out, and he shoos you away, closing the door. You then wait around town for quite some time, all tense
10:11 PM - Dez: All tense like nigga
10:11 PM - Doc: the moment we leave the hospital i pull out my gun and shoot dez in the bad leg
10:11 PM - Doc: properally
10:11 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): there we go
10:12 PM - Dez: properly*
10:12 PM - Doc: (since this is a cinamatic thing and not a combat thing do i have to roll?)
10:12 PM - Dez: no fgt
10:12 PM - Dez: actually
10:12 PM - Dez: do roll
10:12 PM - Dez: humor me
10:12 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): :v
10:12 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): just roll for fun
10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight, and once she does, I'm gonna grab him by the throat and pin him up against the wall
10:13 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you'll hit anyway
10:13 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): ahhahahahaha
10:13 PM - Dez: HAHA
10:13 PM - Doc: wow
10:13 PM - Doc: that's uh
10:13 PM - Dez: U FUCKING SCURB
10:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: lol
10:13 PM - Doc: i still hit right
10:13 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): hey, least you got that out of the way before actual combat
10:13 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yeah yeah you still hit :v
10:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: not how probability works :v
10:13 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): it so is so shut up
10:13 PM - Dez: it's not even how fate works :V
10:14 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'm GM I decree that's how probability works
10:14 PM - Dez: Alright do your edgy shit so I can do my edgy angst shit
10:14 PM - Doc: i don't look at dez during the entire process or after
10:15 PM - Doc: "Swear to god, most meatshields with a penchant for murdering shit and stealing have a tendancy to not STAB PEOPLE ON THEIR SIDE"
10:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: "If he was a proper meatshield, he'd have stabbed himself."
10:16 PM - Dez: Dez's voice goes all monotone and sad like~
10:16 PM - Doc: "that's like, 'not being an idoit 101: if you join up with people, don't attack them!"
10:16 PM - Dez: "And doctor's don't shoot people"
10:16 PM - Doc: "oh cut it out with the wounded puppy bullshit"
10:16 PM - Dez: "So do me a favor and give me some bandages"
10:16 PM - Doc: "I know plenty of doctors who shoot people"
10:16 PM - Dez: "I'll deal with this myself"
10:17 PM - Dez: I stick out my hand, waiting for a roll of bandages
10:17 PM - Doc: "you'll get this shit out of my cold dead pretty hands"
10:17 PM - Doc: she does a flaunty wave
10:17 PM - Dez: "Then I guess I'll just have to make due"
10:18 PM - Dez: I pull off the head of my spear and use the shaft to drag myself into an alley
10:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: *dick joke*
10:18 PM - Dez: you're the only one that thinks that
10:18 PM - Doc: ".....shit"
10:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: alternatively, http://onthesetofnewyork.com/locations/shaft1971/shaft1971poster.jpg
10:20 PM - Dez: Dez comes back with his hand tucked into a waist pouch
10:20 PM - Doc: "i'm no use to you, and the other half of the people we know seem gone, so i'll guess i'll try to get this coat cleaned and see if there are any caps i can scrounge up doing my fake doctor crap"
10:20 PM - Dez: ((because we all know that we have waist pouches as our inventories))
10:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: we're like a bunch of 90s kids with fanny packs
10:21 PM - Dez: of course
10:21 PM - Doc: i realized a few mins back that i have no idea where LL kept her crap
10:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: you've got a M65
10:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: this thing's got like
10:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: a million pockets
10:22 PM - Doc: i designed John with a backpack and bandolier and stuff
10:22 PM - Doc: and i have the army vest
10:22 PM - Dez: "Now what"
10:22 PM - Doc: but LL had leather followed by a vault suit
10:23 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Maybe, while you're here in a town with a hospital, you can
10:23 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): oh I don't know
10:23 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): get Dez's fucking leg fixed
10:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: nah
10:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: fuck 'im
10:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
10:23 PM - Doc: why would we do that
10:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: from a character standpoint, I mean
10:23 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well he can do it himself
10:23 PM - Dez: that's a good idea :V
10:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: I know we're stuck with him 'cause Wing wants to play as his character but I doubt Marlowe'd help somone he saw stab a girl (accidentally but still)
10:23 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): man do I need to babysit you chumps
10:24 PM - Dez: Dez has the audacity to go back into the hospital to get treated
10:24 PM - Doc: well
10:24 PM - Doc: this was all my idea
10:24 PM - Doc: but it was a lot funnier on paper
10:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: OOC, yes
10:24 PM - Dez: yeah I didn't think that one through
10:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: I dunno it was kinda funny in a tribute.avi way
10:24 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): on /pen/ and paper
10:24 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): aaayyyyyyyyy
10:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: no
10:24 PM - Dez: especially when this is supposed to be technically serious :V
10:24 PM - Doc: it would of been funny if we all just said "welp." and pretended nothing happened
10:25 PM - Dez: yeah lets all blame this on ciaster!
10:25 PM - Doc: but then we made it all SERIOUS and ACTUALLY TOOK SOMETHING SERIOUSLY FOR ONCE
10:25 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Dez, your hospital fee will cost you 75 caps
10:25 PM - Doc: the audacity
10:25 PM - Dez: fuck
10:25 PM - Dez: 25 caps off
10:25 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and that's being generous
10:25 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): sell something
10:25 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you don't have a stimpak?
10:25 PM - Dez: nope
10:25 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): :T
10:26 PM - Dez: "I got some spare parts if you want"
10:26 PM - Dez: "To make up for the 25 caps"
10:26 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Spare parts? I suppose I could use them to fix a few machines if they ever break down..."
10:27 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): consider the 25 cap gap covered by 1 set of spare parts
10:28 PM - Dez: I pull out some parts, smeared with blood and my hand missing another finger
10:28 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "...do you want me to check that out as well?"
10:28 PM - Dez: "That would help, yeah"
10:28 PM - Doc: did i steal his finger
10:29 PM - Dez: nah I just dropped it
10:29 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "I'll consider the parts as payment for this, as well, then." He proceeds to disinfect and bandage your finger up
10:30 PM - Doc: I look at marlowe
10:30 PM - Doc: "so"
10:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: "So. You think she's going to make it?"
10:31 PM - Doc: "I've seen people survive worse, and die from less"
10:31 PM - Doc: "Oh god, if she doesn't make it.."
10:31 PM - Doc: I lean back and look up. "Fuck. I hate this place."
10:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: "She's gonna make it."
10:33 PM - Dez: brb
10:33 PM - Doc: "You really think so?"
10:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You see her twirling that spear around?"
10:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: "She's tough."
10:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: "And I've seen enough tough people in my... life to know how they look like."
10:34 PM - Doc: "You see her being a small 16 year old girl fresh from the vault?"
10:34 PM - Doc: "You say a doctor's coat is bad news, try a vault suit"
10:35 PM - Dez: back
10:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Some people just are born this way. Some are made, like me. Some just aren't. My guts tell me she's the first cathegory."
10:35 PM - Doc: "It's like a big warning sign to the universe that says 'I'm an unlucky son of a bitch! Kill  me! Kill me!"
10:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: "And you seriously believe that?"
10:36 PM - Dez: Alright so I'm all healed up n shit right?
10:36 PM - Doc: "I've seen it"
10:36 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yep
10:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: "I've seen tons of people who came out of the vaults and did alright. Back in California, for one."
10:37 PM - Doc: "Nothing good happens to the vaults, expect those who hit it big"
10:37 PM - Doc: "Like that kid from 101"
10:37 PM - Dez: I come out of the hospital and return to the party
10:37 PM - Doc: "What happened in california?"
10:37 PM - Dez: "Did you find a job."
10:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Well, that's just the matter of life, right? Either you hit it big or you eat dirt somewhere in a dark danky corner of the world."
10:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: "California was... interesting."
10:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Maybe sometime I'll tell you more about it."
10:38 PM - Doc: I pause and look at him
10:38 PM - Doc: "We're the dirt eaters, aren't we"
10:38 PM - Dez: "Did you find a job."
10:38 PM - Doc: "we're not some big, fantastic group of heroes of some shit that are gonna save the wasteland"
10:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Not for a hundred years, won't be for a hundred more."
10:38 PM - Doc: "we're just'
10:38 PM - Dez: wait nvm thought you were talking to me
10:39 PM - Doc: "Drifters, i guess"
10:39 PM - Doc: I smile a bit
10:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: "I am not a dirt eater. I was given a second chance at life, to help people."
10:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: "For fuck's sake, I was built to be a cop."
10:39 PM - Doc: "I guess the only thing that makes you a dirt eater is if you open your jaw and swallow"
10:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: "And I'm gonna keep helping people until the day my bones finally rust away in the wastes."
10:40 PM - Dez: Dez leaves and looks around Terminal to find some work
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: "This is what I was made for, but it's also what I choose."
10:40 PM - Doc: "That's all we can do, really"
10:40 PM - Doc: "try to help people"
10:40 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Well, you never did finish clearing the hospital
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: we didn't?
10:40 PM - Dez: rly
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: we did off the boss spider
10:40 PM - Dez: I thought we did :V
10:40 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): nope, there's the basement left
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: and the Don
10:40 PM - Doc: phooey
10:40 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): though
10:40 PM - Doc: we can lock up the basement
10:40 PM - Doc: problem solved
10:40 PM - Dez: fuck it I'll go back to the hospital
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight, nice
10:40 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I guess we can pretend it's empty
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: but but
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: loot
10:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: anyway
10:41 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): best not continue the grind with more spiders
10:41 PM - Dez: alright then back to hurting for work
10:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: suitably sad but also shit's happening song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6_BWNzThJY&feature=kp
10:41 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Marlowe might want to go collect
10:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight
10:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: wonder if I could get Sarah's $$$
10:41 PM - Doc: :V
10:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: ...to give it to her when she wakes up
10:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: (if)
10:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: (but hopefully when)
10:42 PM - Doc: fitting music
10:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: anyway, I'm gonna head over to whatshisname again
10:42 PM - Dez: bitch you want sad
10:42 PM - Dez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX6b45iCoO8
10:42 PM - Doc: i stand up
10:42 PM - Dez: gets some animu in that shit
10:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah Sinnerman's sad in that powerful way not that sulking way
10:42 PM - Doc: "That's what we're gonna do, isn't it"
10:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's a great song
10:43 PM - Doc: "we're not gonna help everyone, we're not gonna make a diffrence"
10:43 PM - Dez: the only thing that seems to get me crying is hideo kojima and anime for some reason
10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm quoting that
10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: somewhere
10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: I dunno where yet
10:43 PM - Doc: "But we're gonna help people. All the dirt eaters out there, all the people we can"
10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: but it's definitely gonna be quoted :v
10:43 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Marlowe heads to the nice-looking shack with the water purifier on its side. You two gonna follow him?
10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: Is Senor Whoopsistabbedyou around?
10:44 PM - Dez: no
10:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight nvm
10:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm gonna handle that after collecting my pay
10:44 PM - Doc: I follow marlowe
10:44 PM - Dez: I'm out and about looking for more work
10:44 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Marlowe heads into Will's shack, then, Doc following soon after
10:44 PM - Dez: hell we just found the fucking like
10:44 PM - Dez: story thing
10:44 PM - Dez: the um
10:44 PM - Doc: plot
10:44 PM - Dez: nonono
10:44 PM - Doc: driving force
10:44 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Will looks up from his desk, where it seems like he's counting caps and filing through papers
10:44 PM - Dez: aye
10:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: "The hospital's clear."
10:45 PM - Dez: the motiation to go around doing adventures and jobs
10:45 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Eh? Leave with one lady, come back with another?"
10:45 PM - Doc: that was kinda the point
10:45 PM - Dez: get dosh and keep Sarah alive
10:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: "The girl couldn't make it here, so I'd like to collect for her too if you don't mind."
10:45 PM - Doc: that whole exchange was to kinda set the mood for the game
10:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: "If you do, she's in the hospital. For your sake, I better hope you pay her her due."
10:45 PM - Doc: "Should i collect for her, being the third party and all?"
10:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
10:46 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Couldn't make it? Where is she?"
10:46 PM - Doc: "The big creepy guy kinda stabbed her"
10:46 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "I don't think I'd trust a third party with someone's caps."
10:46 PM - Doc: "Molerat bites his leg, he spazes/"
10:46 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Creepy guy? Stabbed her? Is she dead?"
10:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Suit yourself. We're counting on you being honest here, remember."
10:46 PM - Doc: "it's ok"
10:46 PM - Doc: i put on my bloody coat
10:47 PM - Doc: "i'm a doctor. trust me on this."
10:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: "She's still kicking, but not well."
10:47 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): He scratches his head, looking at Marlowe. "I can't tell if she's insane," he points at Doc, "or you're insane for traveling with her."
10:47 PM - Doc: "her vitals are hanging by a thread, internal bleeding is slowly decreasing but it's still happening"
10:47 PM - Dez: internal bleeding :V
10:48 PM - Dez: more like super external bleeding
10:48 PM - Doc: "internal and external, for that matter"
10:48 PM - Det. Marlowe: "A little bit of both?" I flash him a semi-smile, or at least the closest thing I can manage.
10:48 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Well, when you see the other girl, tell her I've got her caps. Either way, here's yours." He chucks you a bag. +300 caps
10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: *cash register sound effect*
10:49 PM - Dez: money-eh
10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: cash rules everything around me
10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: (cream) get the money
10:49 PM - Dez: mone-aye
10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: dolla dolla bills y'all
10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: anyway
10:49 PM - Doc: "the only reason i'm not in the hospital right now is cause the entire staff is working on it and i had to clear out the hospital to find some more supplies"
10:50 PM - Doc: "that's where i met those three, and why i'm staying with them" i bluff
10:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: why would you
10:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: like, what does he care :v
10:50 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): he doesn't give a fuck :v
10:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: you could just y'know not tell him anything
10:50 PM - Doc: ssshhh
10:50 PM - Doc: she thinks she's on a roll
10:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: unless you're doing a thing where your big mouth keeps getting you in trouble in which case it's pretty character appropiate
10:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: ah so you are
10:51 PM - Doc: adreniline from realizing what she's doing plus dramatic "i'm a doctor"
10:51 PM - Doc: I look at marlowe "I'm doing that thing where i should stop talking aren't I"
10:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: yay for doing stuff that's counter to your interests in the name of roleplaying :hf: I do that all the time :v
10:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Right about now, yeah."
10:52 PM - Doc: Well, Doc does that because I do that
10:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
10:52 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "...riiight. In any case, good work on the hospital. If you're interested, I've got another job for you."
10:52 PM - Doc: so it's much easier to roleplay
10:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: "We might be."
10:53 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Since it sounds like your other friend is out of commission, we're still looking for someone to fix our broken purifier. I was told about one guy who could help us out, but he's quite some ways away, and refuses to come here without protection, since the route here crosses gang territory."
10:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Think that counts as 'helping people', Doc?"
10:54 PM - Dez: After looking around and finding absolutely nothing I end up where the party is
10:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: "What's the pay?"
10:54 PM - Doc: "Fixing the purifier? I'd say so"
10:55 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "This one's probably a bit more dangerous, so say 600 a head."
10:55 PM - Dez: Dez ignores the party and asks the guy for work
10:56 PM - Doc: "Like, per person, or person we murder? 'a head' is kinda vauge"
10:56 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you walk in hearing, "600 a head."
10:56 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Per person, as in each of you."
10:56 PM - Doc: "That's a relief"
10:57 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "That goes for all three of you."
10:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: "I think you mean 'two'."
10:57 PM - Dez: "I'll be joining this one too"
10:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: I turn around and notice Dez.
10:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Doc, think you can shoot him again?"
10:57 PM - Dez: "Not my fault I can't find any other runs."
10:57 PM - Doc: "Jesus cripes do i have to shoot you AGAIN to get you to take a hint?"
10:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "There'll be no shooting in my shack."
10:58 PM - Dez: "I cut up one girl, I can do it again."
10:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Fine, we'll take him outside first."
10:58 PM - Doc: "I shot you in your broken leg too! That's like an industrial strength 'go away!'"
10:59 PM - Doc: "And look, i know you think this whole "creepy pesudo-rapist' thing makes you scary, but c'mon, i once preformed a brain transplant with no medical training what so ever. I
10:59 PM - Doc: m not exactly scared of you"
10:59 PM - Doc: "Even if you DO have a tendancy to stab things"
10:59 PM - Dez: Dez ignores them and asks the head "So where do we pick this guy up."
11:01 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "He runs a repair shop some ways away, mostly fixes up the taxis for the YellowCab company."
11:01 PM - Doc: "you know, it's kinda strange that cabs are still around after the war"
11:02 PM - Doc: "and that one offered to take us as soon as we left the hospital"
11:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Trust me, these fuckers last forever."
11:02 PM - Doc: "and that anyone has a working car anymore"
11:02 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "They're actually a caravan company, for the most part. They do ferry passengers, though."
11:02 PM - Doc: "see that makes more sense"
11:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Let me get this straight."
11:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You're paying us six hundred to take a cab there and back."
11:03 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Those yellow bastards armor up their cars so much it could probably stand up against a deathclaw."
11:04 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Oh, you're not getting a cab. Unless you pay for one, that is."
11:04 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "We don't control the cabs, and we sure don't have any vehciles to loan out to random wasters who probably haven't been in the city for more than a day."
11:04 PM - Doc: "And a cab all the way through gang territory is gonna be expensive"
11:05 PM - Doc: (hey, i wasn't on the boat. i've been in ny for a while)
11:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "You can bet your bottom dollar on that. Then give that dollar to the cabbie."
11:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: Alright then, plan B."
11:05 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): he dont know that
11:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Where's the nearest gun store?"
11:05 PM - Doc: "don't shoot anyone, don't shoot anyone..." i whisper
11:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: "I need to stock up."
11:05 PM - Doc: "god dam- oh wait, nevermind. that makes sense"
11:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Gun store? Check out Gunz and Booletz, run by ol' Gorgutz. Watch out though, he's a bit... different."
11:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Mostly harmless, though."
11:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: he's still around
11:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: yessssss
11:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: my G
11:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): have to have him
11:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): cant NOT have him
11:06 PM - Doc: is he still large and green
11:06 PM - Doc: shit
11:06 PM - Doc: he was green right
11:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: is that a question
11:06 PM - Doc: fuck
11:06 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): very large, and very green
11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: are any of these questions
11:07 PM - Doc: phew
11:07 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): is doc allergic to muties
11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: Gorgy ain't Gorgy if he's small or pink or both
11:07 PM - Doc: i'm just saying, i thought tom was a human for two or three sessions
11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
11:07 PM - Doc: i have a tendancy to not notice small details
11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: that just means you're tolerant c:
11:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: man
11:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm still proud of these old ammo icons
11:08 PM - Doc: i thought the guy from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxxy was "ford perfect" instead of "ford prefect" until it was said out loud in the bbc miniseries i watched
11:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: hunting these motherfuckers down wasn't easy
11:08 PM - Doc: two years later
11:08 PM - Doc: i read the book like twice a year
11:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: prolly gonna replace the renders from NV with actual ammo boxes too
11:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: also that's like a mental typo, that's nothing
11:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: I keep forgetting the names of the characters in books I read
11:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
11:10 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so then
11:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: let's hit up ol' Gutz
11:10 PM - Doc: should we keep going?
11:10 PM - Doc: kk
11:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: hell yea
11:10 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): want to stop?
11:10 PM - Doc: nah spon
11:10 PM - Doc: son
11:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: at least let's do shopping
11:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: gonna pawn the battery
11:10 PM - Doc: shopping time!
11:10 PM - Doc: with all the money
11:10 PM - Doc: i
11:10 PM - Doc: dont have
11:11 PM - Doc: :C
11:11 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): You head on down to Gunz end Booletz. It's located in one of the pre-war buildings that are still somehow standing, the sign out front made of poorly cut sheets of corrugated steel having been drilled into the solid stone wall above the door
11:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: shoulda looted errythang :v
11:11 PM - Doc: you guys took everythang
11:11 PM - Doc: and i didn't get any caps
11:12 PM - Dez: Dez sits out front since he's got nothing to buy
11:12 PM - Doc: and i spent all of my starting caps on good armor and a shitty gun
11:12 PM - Dez: I balanced it out
11:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: hey, me too but I actually bought a good gun :v
11:12 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): You enter the shop, and the inside holds all manner of weapons and ammo, locked in racks and behind glass cases that are probably very thick. There is a counter with a little bell to ring, but no shopkeep
11:12 PM - Dez: I have a good weapon and armor
11:12 PM - Dez: and nothing else :V
11:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight
11:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: imma ring the bell
11:12 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): should I give the other two guys courtesy caps, ciaster?
11:13 PM - Dez: no
11:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: why are you asking me
11:13 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): cuz you got caps
11:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: but the answer is no, not really
11:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: well yeah it wouldn't make sense for them to have capse
11:13 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you'd give the most unbaised answer :v
11:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: but it'd be nice if Doc had some of that med stuff she was scavenging
11:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: and Dez should probably have some of that non-med stuff he was scavenging
11:13 PM - Doc: yeah
11:13 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you mean like, stims?
11:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: maybe
11:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: you're the GM :v
11:14 PM - Doc: i got a couple of things of surgical tubing and a stimpack from combat
11:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: and I added a whole fuckin' ocean of random items
11:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah I mean like a bonus to that
11:14 PM - Doc: but i should have stuff from my previous looting
11:14 PM - Doc: offscreen looting
11:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: yup, that's what I meant
11:14 PM - Doc: if you will
11:16 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): aight, fine then, you scavenged a first aid kit with 2 uses left
11:16 PM - Doc: WOOOOOOOO
11:16 PM - Doc: ciaster a bro
11:16 PM - Dez: scrub
11:17 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): now I feel bad for Wing :v
11:17 PM - Doc: well
11:17 PM - Dez: I'm a walking first aid kit with 2 used
11:17 PM - Dez: uses*
11:17 PM - Doc: he DID murder someone
11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: wow we might actually survive this :v
11:17 PM - Doc: wait no, that was my idea
11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but it was your idea :v
11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
11:17 PM - Doc: and then i shot him
11:17 PM - Doc: ....huh
11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: we really need some super redeeming event for Dez
11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: so we can resume actually working as a party :v
11:17 PM - Doc: i dunno
11:18 PM - Doc: i like this party
11:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: especially since 3 people are the sweet spot with rpging
11:18 PM - Dez: #FreeDergein
11:18 PM - Doc: they're diffrent
11:18 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Aight Wing, let's say you pulled 2 spare parts and 1 electronic parts from various machines in the hospital
11:18 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): fair enough?
11:18 PM - Dez: k
11:18 PM - Doc: they're much less "band of adventurers" and more "guys who stick together just barely"
11:18 PM - Doc: kinda feels like a deconstruction
11:18 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Now then, back to shopping
11:19 PM - Dez: Wait Sarah had repair tagged right?
11:19 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Marlowe rings the bell, and it tings lightly
11:19 PM - Doc: especially with my going "ugh, quote unquaote adventureres" all the time
11:19 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yep
11:19 PM - Dez: Can I switch from traps to repai
11:19 PM - Dez: r
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Anyone here?"
11:19 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): sure
11:19 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but traps are fun :c
11:19 PM - Dez: because traps is useless
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: no it's not
11:19 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I told you I was gonna make it useful
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: IEDs son
11:19 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): it's pnp you can literally make anything
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: broken glass
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: tripwires
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: string some wire across the street
11:19 PM - Doc: what if
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: in the path of some bikers
11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: heads will roll
11:19 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): rig up something you can throw out the back of a moving vehicle
11:20 PM - Dez: ehh i dunno
11:20 PM - Doc: the bell was hooked up to the 15 bullhorns gorgutz had hidden around the shop
11:20 PM - Dez: actually whatever
11:20 PM - Det. Marlowe: but repair's good too
11:20 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
11:20 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well, you can switch it to repair if you want
11:20 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but you can only decide now
11:20 PM - Doc: and fired fireworks from the top of the building just because just because
11:20 PM - Dez: youre just going to place around a bunch of traps around to fuck me over if I don't take it :V
11:20 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): :v
11:20 PM - Dez: Can traps just be general explosives?
11:20 PM - Det. Marlowe: they are
11:20 PM - Dez: So I can mortar shit
11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: always been
11:21 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): that's big guns tho, wouldn't it be?
11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: no way you'll find an actual mortar unless Dan ignores me
11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: also yeah, that's BG
11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: since it's well a big gun :v
11:21 PM - Dez: whatever I'll leave it on traps
11:21 PM - Dez: just make ever doorway a walking death traps
11:21 PM - Dez: that makes no sense
11:21 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): should I give you each a 4th tag skill to cover Sarah's absence?
11:22 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but no tag perk later
11:22 PM - Dez: and I'm not going to correct it
11:22 PM - Dez: alright sure
11:22 PM - Dez: traps and repair woop woop
11:22 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): what about the other two?
11:22 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you guys agree with that?
11:22 PM - Doc: i like it
11:22 PM - Dez: Melee, Doctor, Repair, and Traps
11:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: I don't mind
11:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: but I'm not sure what I should tag :v
11:22 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): speech?
11:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: nah
11:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh, I know
11:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: Unarmed
11:22 PM - Doc: i'm going with unarmed
11:22 PM - Doc: yeah
11:23 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): :v
11:23 PM - Doc: i already have 50
11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: wanna try some of my fun shit
11:23 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): not that hard to get :V
11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah me too
11:23 PM - Doc: i GUESS i should do barter
11:23 PM - Doc: but it's pretty low
11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: you start at 50 :v
11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah barter'd be good
11:23 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): damn, someone is actually getting barter
11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: especially since me and Dan cooked up a rule
11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: that's actually making it useful :v
11:23 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): assuming that's not how it's supposed to be in the first place
11:24 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): ANYWAY, that business now taken care of
11:24 PM - Doc: so should i do barter?
11:24 PM - Doc: i want to suck less in combat
11:24 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): your choice
11:24 PM - Doc: asking the party
11:24 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): ah
11:24 PM - Doc: :v
11:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: well, barter'll let you buy more shit for less
11:24 PM - Doc: yeah, and that helps out everyone
11:25 PM - Det. Marlowe: that means you can get something that's not an intentionally dinky .22 and also sometthing for everyone
11:25 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
11:25 PM - Doc: but so will getting spiked boots and kicking someone in the face
11:25 PM - Det. Marlowe: plus you'll get more for my battery :v
11:25 PM - Doc: i'll do barter i guess
11:25 PM - Doc: what determines barter?
11:26 PM - Doc: from 32 to 52
11:26 PM - Doc: i like
11:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: CHR and something else
11:26 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): oi, you cant change special here
11:26 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'm just giving you a new tag
11:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: lemme look up the formula
11:26 PM - Doc: i know
11:26 PM - Doc: but i just want to know why it's so low
11:26 PM - Dez: Ladies and gentlemen who actually read these logs
11:26 PM - Dez: ^ powergaming at it's finest
11:26 PM - Doc: aka no one
11:26 PM - Doc: i go through them for old times sake
11:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: ah it's 20%+(CHRx2)
11:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah me too, sometimes
11:27 PM - Doc: ah, makes sense
11:27 PM - Doc: 8 chr
11:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's nice feeling like you share that stuff with the world, at least :v
11:27 PM - Doc: so yeah it works
11:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep, you're our talky/barter monster now
11:27 PM - Doc: yeah, i love the write ups in the fallout/pnp threads
11:28 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I try
11:29 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): All is silent in the store for a moment after you ring the bell, then a series of slow, rythmic thumps that shake the store and all its stock. Finally, from a doorway behind the counter, an incredibly large, imposing, hulking green figure stomps through. You note that the tiny doorway has a convenient hole in the wall above and to the sides of it that perfectly fits the mutant's massive size
11:29 PM - Dez: :V
11:30 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Wuzzat? A buncha 'umies in my store?"
11:30 PM - Doc: "........hey marlowe, can ypu hold me before we both die painful deaths by i persume giant green boot curbstomping us in the skull?"
11:30 PM - Doc: "I'm a weeeeee bit terrified"
11:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Well, he's not trying to shoot us with a giant laser just yet."
11:31 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "I can hears ya, ya know."
11:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Sorry."
11:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: "We're looking for guns. Looks like... *I look around* we came to the right place."
11:32 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Ya come to buy shootas, ya come to da roight place, 'umie."
11:32 PM - Doc: "Is this 'humie' hell or gun heaven?"
11:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You're good at negotiations, Doc. Mind dealing with the propietor?"
11:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: I shove the battery I got from the hospital in her hands.
11:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Oh, and try to get as much for this as possible."
11:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: ok no
11:34 PM - Doc: "I'll try."
11:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: can we just have it so the person with the highest barter's barter skill counts when trading
11:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: as long as they're here
11:35 PM - Doc: "To, you know, not run out in fear. selling things comes first"
11:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: it'll just get tedious otherwise, I think
11:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: having to roleplay every time we wanna buy or sell some shit
11:35 PM - Doc: hey, i loike doing something
11:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah me too
11:35 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yep
11:35 PM - Doc: dez is actually putting points in medicine and doctor
11:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: but not the same thing over and over :v
11:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah that's a different thing
11:35 PM - Doc: and the gm is making it hard to heal with luck/gambling/preformance/wahtever
11:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: we're never gonna be trading under fire or anything like that
11:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: if we do get separated then yeah that shouldn't work
11:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: but if you're with us it should
11:36 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): healing with fake healing doesn't even make sense though
11:36 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you could just stat into real healing and pretend it's fake
11:36 PM - Doc: no, it's not fake healing
11:36 PM - Doc: i'm a fake DOCTOR
11:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: maybe roleplay helping us with the barter stuff instead
11:36 PM - Doc: i just don't know how i do things
11:37 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but you want to "heal" with the "entertainment" skill
11:37 PM - Doc: it's like how in new vegas if you have high luck you can do a heart transplant with ceaser and at the end say "i have no idea how i did that"
11:37 PM - Doc: that was ciaster's idea
11:37 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): that's just a fluke
11:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: wait, what? :v
11:37 PM - Doc: i asked him and he said "well it's like a preformance and a gamble sooo"
11:37 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you can't fluke every time
11:38 PM - Dez: back
11:38 PM - Doc: i guess
11:39 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): that's just like, trying to minmax to the ultimate, attempting to condense 2 tags of FA and Doc into one
11:39 PM - Doc: FA?
11:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
11:39 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and trying to shoehorn your luck into everything too
11:39 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): first aid
11:39 PM - Doc: ah
11:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah, that makes it just a bit powerful
11:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: *bit too
11:39 PM - Doc: true
11:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: luck's already good as hell without that
11:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: it'd be nice if you could have it count when it really, really matters though
11:40 PM - Doc: but i don't "shoehorn my luck into everything", i'm just used to luck being CRAZY op like it is in the games
11:40 PM - Dez: I love how streamlining in games can be summed up with the transition of skills from Fo1/2 to NV
11:40 PM - Dez: good streamlining that is
11:41 PM - Dez: and going from daggerfall to morrowind
11:41 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): sure, you could probably try your "entertainment" doctoring skill when there are super important things to try
11:41 PM - Dez: holy fuck daggerfal had so many uselss skills
11:41 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but not for every damn thing
11:41 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so then, I believe you were interested in purchasing things
11:41 PM - Doc: eh, i think guns could of afforded to stay seperate, but yeah each fallout made thigns better
11:41 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): tell me what you're looking for and I'll yea or nay it
11:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah
11:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: at everything
11:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'd love to sell my battery
11:42 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well, it's not fully charged
11:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: through Doc to use her Barter skill ofc
11:42 PM - Dez: battery battery
11:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah, I figured as much
11:42 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): full charge MF cell is 1200
11:42 PM - Dez: darkness imprisoning me
11:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
11:42 PM - Dez: ra ra ra
11:42 PM - Dez: agony
11:42 PM - Dez: is all that I see
11:42 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): say this thing has 10 in it
11:42 PM - Dez: ro ro ro rar ra ra
11:42 PM - Doc: do i need to do some roleplaying?
11:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: I kinda wanna keep it so I can hit someone with it over their head and say something about 'assault and battery'
11:42 PM - Dez: fuck metallica
11:43 PM - Doc: i like roleplaying for speech and barter
11:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: but on the other hand
11:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: I don't
11:43 PM - Doc: it works out
11:43 PM - Dez: yeah I hate that shit
11:43 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): want to?
11:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: also metallica sucks and I don't get why people like them
11:43 PM - Dez: nobody like metallica anymore
11:43 PM - Doc: cause people have a diffrent taste in music than you
11:43 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so that's 240 for the face value of the battery, what's you skill?
11:43 PM - Doc: 52
11:44 PM - Dez: Lar Ulrich was in a fucking romantic comedy
11:44 PM - Dez: the most unmetal thing like wtf
11:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: true I guess but they're just the most generic quasi-metal thing possible
11:44 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you'd get 137 caps for the battery after bartering
11:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: wow!
11:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah I'm goin for it
11:45 PM - Doc: do i have to do some
11:45 PM - Doc: you know
11:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: shkchng*
11:45 PM - Doc: bartering
11:45 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'd say Barter is a passive skill, until certain dialogue options come up
11:45 PM - Doc: i just want to have more characters interact with gorgutz to be honest
11:45 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well sure, you can talk it out
11:46 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): everyone love gorgy
11:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: gorgy owns
11:46 PM - Doc: "Hey, Tall Dark and Likely to Murder Us, how do you keep all the energy weapons in this place running?"
11:47 PM - Dez: doc is a bitch
11:47 PM - Dez: confirmed
11:47 PM - Dez: confirmed
11:47 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Ya means dem tings dat shoot lazers?"
11:47 PM - Doc: Doc is terrified and has a habit of pointing out when she thinks someone is likely to murder her
11:47 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Yeah, I gots sum o' dem."
11:47 PM - Doc: "uh, yeah, de pew lazer gunz"
11:48 PM - Doc: "Do you need ta' power any dead ones?"
11:49 PM - Doc: "'Cause we gotz this-dis prime Battery right here, makes alllll the guns pew laser even better"
11:49 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Ya got a point to dis, 'umie?"
11:49 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Lemme see dat."
11:49 PM - Doc: i hand him the battery
11:49 PM - Dez: hold on
11:49 PM - Dez: not yet
11:49 PM - Dez: Dez walks in
11:50 PM - Doc: to look at
11:50 PM - Doc: "oh christ" i mutter
11:51 PM - Doc: "Look, we need ta buy some gun shootas, and we wonderin' if wer interested in the battery. Rare, nice thing, worth some caps if you've got good enough gunz. Do ya?"
11:52 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "You want to sell dis ting?"
11:52 PM - Doc: "Yah"
11:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: ok I just decided Gorgy's speaking in a Jamaican accent
11:53 PM - Doc: nah son
11:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: I know he isn't but I can't get this out of my head now
11:53 PM - Doc: well shit
11:53 PM - Doc: thanks a lot
11:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: like this giant green dude being all "Ey mon wanna buy dat gun no?"
11:53 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): He sniffs it. "Itz not fully juiced. I'll gives ya a hunnet firty seven capz."
11:53 PM - Doc: he went from giant troll ork with a voice like a gravel road that smokes 40 packs a day to bob marley
11:53 PM - Dez: Fun Fact: I almost played as a jamaican mutie
11:53 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): then you decided on fisto
11:53 PM - Dez: He used steel drums as his weapons
11:53 PM - Dez: nah
11:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: aw, shoulda
11:54 PM - Dez: I did fisto first
11:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: muties are awesome
11:54 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): oh ye
11:54 PM - Dez: then fisto died
11:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: jamaicans are pretty cool too
11:54 PM - Dez: and then I made the mutie
11:54 PM - Doc: "Ah, ya see? You'z a smart gun mutie. We'll take it."
11:54 PM - Dez: then the game ended
11:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: rip fisto
11:54 PM - Dez: because your friends were being twats
11:54 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yep
11:54 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but hey, you're playing now
11:55 PM - Dez: ye
11:55 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): heh, if you remove DT/DR values and put the original cap value in for damage value, my damage calculator makes a good makeshift value calculator
11:55 PM - Dez: :V
11:55 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): using the damage mod % field for barter difference
11:55 PM - Dez: told you that damage mod would be useful
11:56 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): glad I managed to get the damn thing working
11:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: you crafty bastard you
11:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: also I can't believe that problem was that banal :v
11:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: then again, that seems to be the case with coding in general, it's always a fuckin' curly bracket or something
11:56 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): put in 2 numbers and click a button, or type a lot of numbers and add symbols?
11:57 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'm doing the button
11:57 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): oh
11:57 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you mean the actual code issue
11:57 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yeah that
11:57 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but hey my workaround, uh, works
11:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: wait so you didn't fix it the way your friend told you to after all?
11:57 PM - Doc disconnected.
11:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): nope c:
11:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): fuck that jazz
11:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: I mean if it does work it works but still gotta do it the right way
11:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I looked at the code once, meaning to fix it, and went "fuck it"
11:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: also potato's AWOL
11:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so I noticed
11:58 PM - Dez: holy fuck what the hell
11:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so you sold the battery for 137 caps
11:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
11:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): who gets the money? :v
11:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: me
11:58 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Doc did the bartering though, give her a tip at least
11:58 PM - Dez: kill la kill what the fuck with that bath incest or whatever
11:59 PM - Doc entered chat.
11:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: how much would a shotty cost me using Doc's barter skills
11:59 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): which shotty?
11:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: the double barrel
11:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: I could just about afford a shotty and a box of shells if not for the barter thing
11:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: unless Doc's actually better than our jamaican friend
11:59 PM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): what's the price?
Wednesday, July 02, 2014
12:00 AM - Det. Marlowe: 400 for the shotty+60 for the shells
12:00 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): no, if she was better, she would have gotten more than 240 for the battery
12:00 AM - Det. Marlowe: coincidentally I happen to have 460 caps
12:00 AM - Det. Marlowe: hm
12:00 AM - Det. Marlowe: dang
12:00 AM - Det. Marlowe: aight how about I pawn my fingerless gloves too :v
12:00 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): shotty alone costs 572
12:00 AM - Doc: I whisper to marlowe "Did you see that? I bartered with him, and he probally doesn't apreciate how rockin' my bod is!"
12:01 AM - Doc: "Then again i probally look like shit right now, covered in blood and spider hair"
12:01 AM - Det. Marlowe: "You go, Doc."
12:01 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): man you'll get like 10 caps for the gloves
12:01 AM - Det. Marlowe: man
12:01 AM - Det. Marlowe: how much would the sawn-off run me?
12:01 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and Gorgy don't want the,
12:01 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): price?
12:02 AM - Det. Marlowe: 350
12:02 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 500 flat
12:02 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah that's a no-no
12:02 AM - Det. Marlowe: aight 44 bullets should be enough for now
12:02 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Sorry, Gorgy has a pretty nice Barter skill :v
12:02 AM - Det. Marlowe: + the full mag so really 61
12:02 AM - Det. Marlowe: well it makes sense, yeah
12:03 AM - Det. Marlowe: I like the added difficulty
12:03 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): only sells in boxes, no individual bullets
12:03 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): deal w/ it
12:03 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Gorgy's a high roller
12:03 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah I know I was checking whether what I have right now can last long enough
12:03 AM - Det. Marlowe: it can :v
12:03 AM - Dez: Hey!
12:03 AM - Det. Marlowe: plus I tagged unarmed
12:03 AM - Dez: There's the High Roller!
12:03 AM - Det. Marlowe: so I can always kick a raider in the face or whatnot
12:03 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): with your soon to be nerfed kicks
12:04 AM - Det. Marlowe: nyah there's the nyah there's the nya-ny-ny-ny-ny-nyah there's the high roller
12:04 AM - Det. Marlowe: I already nerfed them :v
12:04 AM - Det. Marlowe: removed the 2xMD
12:04 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): oh?
12:04 AM - Det. Marlowe: yea
12:04 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): shocker
12:04 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): proud of u
12:04 AM - Det. Marlowe:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
12:04 AM - Dez:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/box
12:04 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you BOUGHT your way into the  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1  club
12:04 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I EARNED it
12:05 AM - Dez: Stitch is now less OP
12:05 AM - Det. Marlowe: ...how did you earn it :v
12:05 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yes
12:05 AM - Dez: meaning Brick is now less OP
12:05 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): now shush, do you want to buy anything or not
12:05 AM - Dez: CLUB STATUS REDACTED
12:05 AM - Det. Marlowe: ah so you're just taking the piss, I was worried I'd wasted 3 eurocents
12:05 AM - Det. Marlowe: hm
12:05 AM - Det. Marlowe: nah
12:06 AM - Det. Marlowe: the BHP and the 61 bullets are gonna have to suffice for now
12:06 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I really think Doc should get a better gun
12:06 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): the .22 did piss against rats, it's gonna do even less to humies
12:06 AM - Doc: yeah
12:06 AM - Doc: I turn to the others
12:06 AM - Doc: well
12:06 AM - Doc: more like just marlowe
12:07 AM - Doc: "Hey, any ideas for a gun? Especially since i'm piss poor"
12:07 AM - Doc: "i'll probally sell the .22 and the ammo i have for it"
12:07 AM - Doc: "Hey Gorgutz! I Gotz dis tiny gun that do noting, can i sell?"
12:07 AM - Det. Marlowe: "Get a thirtyeight. Smith & Wesson, if you can. Solid build quality, cheap ammo, lasts for ages."
12:08 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Show me."
12:08 AM - Doc: I pull out my gun, eject the mag, put it and the ammo on the table
12:08 AM - Doc: "Don't ask where i was hiding 50 rounds of .22"
12:08 AM - Det. Marlowe: in a box in one of your jacket's pockets? :v
12:09 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): He grasps the wee little peashooter in a massive, 3-pronged, mechanical claw, looking it over. It looks like a baby rat stuck on the claw of a matriarch deathclaw with the size difference
12:09 AM - Det. Marlowe: seriously the m65 is a fuckin' maze of pockets
12:09 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "You call dis dakka?"
12:09 AM - Doc: "Nah my mutie friend"
12:09 AM - Doc: "Iz not dakka"
12:09 AM - Doc: I whisper "what the fuck is dakka"
12:10 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): do you have the revolver or the automatic?
12:10 AM - Det. Marlowe: "Bang, boom, splat. Gunfire. Muties love it."
12:10 AM - Doc: automatic
12:11 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): a box of 50 .22s and the .22 automatic?
12:11 AM - Doc: yes
12:11 AM - Doc: with my barter, that's.....
12:11 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you'll get 66 caps
12:11 AM - Doc: what
12:11 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): the .22 automatic is 90 caps, a box of 50 25
12:12 AM - Doc: so barter is the percentage of the actual worth
12:12 AM - Doc: you get
12:12 AM - Det. Marlowe: pretty much, yeah
12:12 AM - Det. Marlowe: I think so at least
12:12 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): the difference between your and their barter skill is the value you calculate onto the price
12:12 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): with floor and ceiling of 50
12:13 AM - Doc: and since i have 52 barter, i sell thigns at about half the price they're actually worth?
12:13 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you get -43
12:13 AM - Doc: ???
12:13 AM - Doc: so it's my barter versus theirs
12:13 AM - Det. Marlowe: gorgy's got 95 barter looks like
12:13 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah
12:13 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Gorgutz has 95 Barter
12:13 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but since you bought a shit weapon to start
12:13 AM - Doc: and there's no way i can lower that, cause there is no way to intimidate a mutie like him
12:13 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): let's say he gives you a 1:1 value, just so you can buy some real dakka
12:13 AM - Doc: and he's a gunsexual
12:14 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so 115 caps
12:14 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but didn't you fire a bunch of rounds?
12:14 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): how is it still a box of 50
12:14 AM - Det. Marlowe: I like to think gorgy's basically mr. torgue from borderlands
12:14 AM - Det. Marlowe: probably didn't reload :v
12:14 AM - Doc: i fired a magazine
12:14 AM - Doc: cause it's
12:14 AM - Doc: wait, not even that
12:15 AM - Doc: a magazine is 12 rounds
12:15 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well, whatever
12:15 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): 115 caps
12:15 AM - Doc: i've attacked like 4 time, each a double shot
12:15 AM - Doc: so yeah 115 is just the simplier number
12:15 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): get some cash off the other two plebs and buy a real weapon
12:16 AM - Det. Marlowe: get a .38 and two boxes of hollowpoints would be my advice
12:16 AM - Doc: "Yo Mar, don't suppose i get a seller's cut from tha battery? Trying to be a bit less worthless when it comes to fighting"
12:16 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): not to mention you can probably pawn something
12:17 AM - Det. Marlowe: "Sure, as much as you need to afford a better gun."
12:17 AM - Det. Marlowe: "Twenty-twos are good, but not when your target isn't a rat or with his back to you."
12:17 AM - Doc: "....you're up to something aren't you"
12:18 AM - Doc: brb
12:18 AM - Det. Marlowe: when Doc finally upgrades I'm totally asking her for the gun and carrying the .38 as a backup, assuming she gets the snubnose
12:18 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): :v
12:19 AM - Det. Marlowe: can't be a proper PI without a small revolver in my sock
12:19 AM - Doc: back
12:19 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): man I can't get over how awesome my damage calculator is I'm so happy with it
12:20 AM - Doc: "I mean, you're being freakishly nice, and your group consisted of a potential rapist/child stabber and a violent out of the vault 16 year old"
12:20 AM - Det. Marlowe: same but with the book
12:20 AM - Doc: "and bam, ONE sane guy?"
12:20 AM - Det. Marlowe: :v
12:20 AM - Det. Marlowe: "Someone's gotta be."
12:21 AM - Doc: "Swear to god by the time this is done i'm either gonna have to shoot you or fuck your brains out. Or both, i'm not picky"
12:21 AM - Det. Marlowe: "I don't have a family, I don't even know if I was a real person before... least I can do is help people."
12:21 AM - Doc: "Hey gorgutz? You got some dakka or all the dakka?"
12:22 AM - Det. Marlowe: argh I wanna upgrade and fuckin rip people apart with a MAC-10 or something :v
12:22 AM - Dez: Doc is one of them chromebumpers eh
12:22 AM - Dez: toasterfucker ect
12:22 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Wot kinda dakka ya lookin for?"
12:22 AM - Doc: "toaster fucker"
12:22 AM - Det. Marlowe: hasta la vista, baby
12:22 AM - Det. Marlowe: did you just say that IC
12:22 AM - Doc: no
12:22 AM - Dez: "Excuse me?"
12:22 AM - Doc: not IC jerkbutt
12:22 AM - Dez: "I didn't say anything"
12:23 AM - Dez: heheheheuheh
12:23 AM - Det. Marlowe: use apostrophes then when you're quoting someone OOC :v
12:23 AM - Det. Marlowe: like 'this'
12:23 AM - Dez: yeah faggot
12:23 AM - Doc: "Handgun, one that won't blow my arm off, not too expensive"
12:23 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so what gun you want?
12:23 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): the .38?
12:23 AM - Dez: .223
12:23 AM - Doc: let me check the book
12:23 AM - Doc: sheet
12:23 AM - Doc: whatever
12:23 AM - Dez: or that 7.62mm caseless semi auto with a 16 round mag
12:24 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I don't think he can afford that
12:24 AM - Dez: sorry not 16
12:24 AM - Doc: was that a terminator refrence?
12:24 AM - Dez: 48
12:24 AM - Dez: no
12:24 AM - Det. Marlowe: :v
12:24 AM - Doc: i'll go with the snubnose
12:24 AM - Dez: its an actual gun
12:24 AM - Det. Marlowe: nah, that would be
12:24 AM - Dez: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/44/Gerasimenko_VAG-73.jpg
12:24 AM - Dez: and it looks swag
12:24 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): .38 snubnose?
12:24 AM - Doc: i mean the scene in the first one in the gun shop
12:24 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): aight
12:24 AM - Doc: yep
12:24 AM - Doc: and some .38 ammo
12:25 AM - Det. Marlowe: A  P H A S E D  P L A S M A  R I F L E  I N  T H E  4 0 W A T T  R A N G E
12:25 AM - Dez: my comp is more than 40 watts
12:25 AM - Dez: i think
12:25 AM - Det. Marlowe: fuck I should add that as a big energy weapon :v
12:25 AM - Det. Marlowe: well, them was the 80s
12:25 AM - Doc: yeah
12:26 AM - Dez: my psu can turn into  A  P H A S E D  P L A S M A  R I F L E
12:26 AM - Doc: kind of hard not to make pop culture refrences for things that don't exist in this universe
12:26 AM - Doc: i almost made a wonder twins joke
12:26 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): "Just to give ya a dakka with more dakka, gimme dis ting," he points at the .22 and the bullets, "and fer one hunnet and seven more capz, I'll give ya dis," he puts a .38 Snubnose and a box of FMJ on the counter
12:26 AM - Det. Marlowe: I already added a goddamn Star Wars stormtrooper rifle, fuck subtlety :v
12:27 AM - Dez: does this gun not look rad as fuck http://old2.baodatviet.vn/dataimages/201102/original/1019778_qpcn-vag-04.jpg
12:27 AM - Doc: "Hunnet and sen-seven?" I look at marlowe
12:27 AM - Doc: wait,
12:27 AM - Doc: so gun,ammo AND caps for snubnose and ammo
12:27 AM - Det. Marlowe: i almost said 'yeah the vag is great'
12:27 AM - Det. Marlowe: (it is)
12:28 AM - Doc: or gun becomes caps and add 107 for gun/ammo
12:28 AM - Det. Marlowe: that one I think
12:28 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): You pay 107 caps, the gun and ammo, and you get the .38
12:29 AM - Doc: but
12:29 AM - Det. Marlowe: man I really should add the VAG-72 but I don't wanna fuck up my formatting
12:29 AM - Doc: the gun is worth 150 as a base cost
12:29 AM - Det. Marlowe: I should add a Gyrojet too
12:29 AM - Doc: 107+ the 115 of the caps
12:29 AM - Doc: wait
12:29 AM - Doc: including ammo
12:29 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but gorgy's barter skill
12:29 AM - Doc: yeah that makes sense
12:29 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): including ammo
12:30 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): both the .22 for sale and the .38 for purchase
12:30 AM - Doc: "Mar, if i borrow 107 caps i'll get you 150 when we get payed. Deal?"
12:30 AM - Det. Marlowe: "Eh, it's a deal. Always good to have a better gun backing you up."
12:30 AM - Dez: gyrogets would but fucking nuts
12:30 AM - Dez: they're rare now
12:30 AM - Dez: in the wasteland
12:31 AM - Dez: fook mate shit would explode the economy
12:31 AM - Doc: I look at Gorgutz, take the caps and dump 'em on the table with the gun and ammo
12:31 AM - Doc: "Lods of dakka, for beginer, eh?"
12:32 AM - Det. Marlowe: nah the gyrojets honestly kinda sucked balls :b
12:32 AM - Det. Marlowe: :v
12:32 AM - Det. Marlowe: but they're such a fallouty piece of tech
12:32 AM - Det. Marlowe: I can't believe I forgot about them
12:32 AM - Dez: they suck but they are rare as shit
12:33 AM - Dez: so they would be x10 as rare in a post apoc situation
12:33 AM - Dez: nvm tho
12:33 AM - Det. Marlowe: this is an alt universe :v
12:33 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): goods and caps are exchanged, and you now possess a new, less shit gun
12:33 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): congrats!
12:33 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'd say we should stop here before we head out into raider territory
12:34 AM - Dez: that was like a fucking economics class mang
12:34 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah me too
12:34 AM - Det. Marlowe: :v
12:34 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): next session should be better
12:34 AM - Det. Marlowe: them's the problems with introducing new mechanics
12:34 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): human enemies
12:34 AM - Det. Marlowe: you gotta, actually, introduce them :v
12:34 AM - Doc: no, real life economics is MUCH more interesting
12:34 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): doing things
12:34 AM - Doc: oh shit
12:34 AM - Doc: sorry
12:34 AM - Doc: that wasnt a dig
12:34 AM - Doc: i just really like advertising and marketing and economics and such
12:34 AM - Det. Marlowe: hell yea gonna kick a fucker in the balls and shoot another in the face
12:34 AM - Doc: :v
12:35 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): guess I'll log this
12:35 AM - Det. Marlowe: also, here's hoping the book'll be finished by then!
12:35 AM - Doc: gonna shoot a guy and then shoot another guy an shit
12:35 AM - Det. Marlowe: well, now you've got an actual, working gun :v
12:35 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well I still need to go through your shit and give it my approval
12:35 AM - Det. Marlowe: you mean you didn't already
12:35 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you went with my burst, fa and target shot changes
12:35 AM - Det. Marlowe: this shit's been around for like half a year
12:35 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'm not done
12:35 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah I did
12:36 AM - Det. Marlowe: it's cool, I can always change it around cause I've got the .doc
12:36 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well yeah but I wasn't looking at it when we weren't doing a Fallout game
12:36 AM - Det. Marlowe: alright
12:36 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I'm not gonna change weapon stats for the most part anyway
12:36 AM - Det. Marlowe: anyway it's early
12:36 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): mostly mechanics
12:36 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah that's cool, I know my mechanics can be clumsy at times
12:36 AM - Det. Marlowe: and that's putting it nicely :v
12:36 AM - Det. Marlowe: anyway me -> sleep
12:36 AM - Det. Marlowe: see ya guys
12:36 AM - Doc: i dig the changes
12:37 AM - Doc: see ya nerd
12:37 AM - Doc: slash waifu i guess
12:37 AM - Dez: bye waufy
12:37 AM - Dez: u ne berd
12:37 AM - Dez: nerd
12:37 AM - Dez: fuck
12:37 AM - Doc: gg
12:37 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): WH
12:37 AM - Doc: i dunno i felt lie i kept on accidentaly flirting with marlowe
12:37 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): wh
12:37 AM - Doc: kinda weird
12:37 AM - Dez: Doc needs a ufcking bane
12:37 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): gg
12:37 AM - Dez: name
12:38 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): bitch? c:
12:38 AM - Dez: that fits
12:38 AM - Doc: nah
12:38 AM - Dez: Chingchong
12:38 AM - Doc: wow
12:38 AM - Doc: congrats
12:38 AM - Dez: wat
12:38 AM - Dez: did i instipe u?
12:38 AM - Det. Marlowe disconnected.
12:38 AM - Doc: you've offically moved down on the ladder of "I shouldn't shoot you again"
12:38 AM - Dez: inspire
12:39 AM - Doc: gm is he drunk
12:39 AM - Dez: no im 15
12:39 AM - Dez: im not bad boi
12:39 AM - Doc: not sure if actually 15
12:39 AM - Doc: wait
12:39 AM - Dez: fy i i dated an asian girl its not racist
12:39 AM - Doc: yeah i never knew how old you were
12:40 AM - Doc: i'm the same age as data, the pole is two years ahead of us, and appy is in college somewhere
12:40 AM - Dez: wait
12:41 AM - Dez: potates u 15 too rite
12:41 AM - Doc: yeah
12:41 AM - Dez: mkay just getting my logic straight
12:41 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): god damn
12:41 AM - Doc: shit is half of our group 15 year olds
12:41 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): u babbies
12:41 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): so tiny
12:41 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): young
12:41 AM - Dez: yep
12:41 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): small
12:41 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): wee ones
12:41 AM - Doc: now appy
12:41 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): it's no wonder I gotta babysit you all
12:41 AM - Doc: no  need to talk to your crotch like a crazy person
12:42 AM - Dez: ahahu
12:42 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): -500 xp
12:42 AM - Dez: SCRUB
12:42 AM - Doc: now that i think about it the two older guys do kinda act like older siblings/babysitters
12:42 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Gorgy's Barter skill is also doubled now
12:42 AM - Doc: what with them being the GMs and changing the rules
12:42 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): who's the other older one?
12:42 AM - Doc: ciaster
12:42 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): ah right
12:42 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): how old is he?
12:42 AM - Doc: he's a senoir now i think
12:43 AM - Dez: halo
12:43 AM - Dez: senior
12:43 AM - Doc: yeah yeah
12:43 AM - Dez: snoir~
12:43 AM - Doc: i have a speech impediment that happens to translate well into typing due to shaky hands and a tiny keyboard
12:43 AM - Dez: and you and data act like simbling
12:43 AM - Doc: 2rude
12:43 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): simbling
12:44 AM - Doc: yeah data and i are either secret cousins or secret gay lovers
12:44 AM - Doc: i cant tell
12:44 AM - Dez: both
12:44 AM - Dez: hawt
12:44 AM - Dez: jk
12:44 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): gaaaay
12:44 AM - Dez: dont pee ur pants or nothing
12:45 AM - Doc: kinda weird to think data left
12:45 AM - Dez: aye
12:45 AM - Doc: luckily his character is in a spot where she can come back
12:45 AM - Doc: this is all magical girl's fault
12:45 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): yep
12:45 AM - Doc: making the GM expect no OOC
12:45 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): all magical girl's fault for being great
12:46 AM - Doc: hey at least we don't split the party or have bullshit love triangles
12:46 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): either way Data said he ain't coming back, so it's just you lot
12:46 AM - Dez: i loved CP
12:46 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): christ its more like fucksagonicals that they split into
12:46 AM - Dez: you don't see me complaining about how much none of these campaigns are like cp
12:46 AM - Doc: eh, CP was ok
12:47 AM - Doc: i guess it's cause i played a character that was intentionally the most generic guy possible
12:47 AM - Dez: I liked its set up
12:47 AM - Doc: but i just didnt get as into it as i did early fallout
12:47 AM - Dez: the ability to go ocean's 11 on shit was nice
12:47 AM - Doc: i guess early fallout will always have that first PNP magic
12:47 AM - Dez: but yeah character/story wise we all fucked up
12:47 AM - Doc: but i'm liking this new session
12:48 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): not only character and story wise
12:48 AM - Doc: yeah appy's character was a DICK
12:48 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): but system wise too
12:48 AM - Dez: yeah
12:48 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): you mean Entropy was a dick?
12:48 AM - Dez: it could have been super good
12:48 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well yeah, that's his gig man
12:48 AM - Doc: well yeah
12:49 AM - Doc: but one time during combat you literally just sat down after killing a guy and said "you guys can handle it"
12:49 AM - Dez: but I feel like if we go back to it then it won't have the magic that it first had when we planned out that whole shit with the warehouse and the car dealership
12:49 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): well, that was the halloween shit
12:49 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and we were 1v1ing our dupes
12:49 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I killed Elvis, you guys dealt with your own
12:49 AM - Doc: suprised you remembered what i was talking about
12:49 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): I remember things
12:49 AM - Doc: i think i fought dirty harry
12:49 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): Data does not
12:49 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): at all
12:49 AM - Dez: I fought Mad Max
12:49 AM - Fallout: A Post-nuclear RP(GM): and it annoys the absolute everliving fuck out of me
12:49 AM - Doc: i one shotted him with a shotgun and said "guess your luck ran out"
12:50 AM - Doc: it was 2cool