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- [b][font=courier][color=#000]-- fallaciousPsychologist[/color] [color=#98F5FF][FP][/color] [color=#000]began pestering cynicalCanasian[/color] [color=#9E005D][CC][/color] [color=#000]at ??:?? -- [/color]
- [color=#98F5FF]FP: I have spent the entire day just giving presents to all the bad little boys and girls.
- FP: I feel like fucking Santa Clause right here.[/color]
- [color=#9E005D]CC: oh god what are you saying
- CC: did you really just spell claus with an e
- CC: and isn't it... like, not december 25th yet[/color]
- [color=#98F5FF]FP: Why yes, yes I did.
- FP: But I got a few copies of SBURB lying around, and the fucking thing spread like wildfire.
- FP: Now everybody's been crying "OMG I WANT A COPY OF SBURB PLZ"
- FP: And being the big pussy that I am, I have been giving them away. All of them.[/color]
- [color=#9E005D]CC: wow, so now you can't play with us now?
- CC: i guess that... sucks! :C i was kinda hoping that all of us would be able to play[/color]
- [color=#98F5FF]FP: What no.
- FP: I'm not THAT big of a pussy. I still haven't really given ALL of them away.
- FP: Uncle gave me enough spare copies to give to everyone.
- FP: He made me shoot them out of a tree, mind you, but I digress.[/color]
- [color=#9E005D]CC: ...
- CC: ...i'm still trying to get mine! it takes forever to get mail where i live[/color]
- [color=#98F5FF]FP: I can totally send you a copy if you want.
- FP: Like I said, Uncle gave me enough copies for everyone.
- FP: Which is creepy when you think about it. I get this image of him sneaking into my room, running PesterChum and counting up how many friends I have.
- FP: It's... kind of scary actually.[/color]
- [color=#9E005D]CC: i think i might be okay, i have a feeling that it'll come today!
- CC: heehee! did you see that, i rhymed.[/color]
- [color=#98F5FF]FP: Hehe, that's cute.
- FP: I should get around to installing mine. It's been sitting on my desk for about two weeks now. Just gathering dust.[/color]
- [color=#9E005D]CC: and here's me, waiting to get it.
- CC: either that or my stupid brother is 'confiscating it' because he probably thinks it's porn or something i don't know
- CC: he's so freaking weird sometimes o_o[/color]
- [color=#98F5FF]FP: He's just being protective of his little baby sister.
- FP: But really, unless your brother makes you hunt down your Christmas presents every year, and you have to shoot them down from an really high spot, you don't know 'weird'
- FP: Oh, and tough luck to me if I happen to miss the rope and hit the present.
- FP: Or run out of bullets.
- FP: Or time.
- FP: Did I mentioned I hate Christmas Day?[/color]
- [color=#9E005D]CC: the only reason why he wants to confiscate it is to have the porn for himself
- CC: god dammit
- CC: and have you seen our house? oops, not house! i mean GIGANTIC FUCKING MANSION[/color]
- [color=#98F5FF]FP: Why now, I can't say I have.
- FP: I live in a mansion in the middle of god damn nowhere.
- FP: Do you know what a bitch it was to get to school?
- FP: I had to wake up at four in the morning.
- FP: Well no, I lie. I had to be ready by four in the morning.[/color]
- [color=#9E005D]CC: random mansion on a random island that nobody knows
- CC: how am i still canadian anyway? oh right, we live near vancouver.
- CC: or i was born there or something. i don't really know anymore
- CC: oh god hold on a sec i can hear my brother screaming
- CC: dog's barking, wow the whole house is crazy right now!
- CC: lsadfkjjlalkwjefkljasjkljwlkdskljklgdjl
- CC: see that? that was my head against the keyboard
- CC: anyway i better deal with my brother... and dog...[/color]
- [color=#98F5FF]FP: Yeah, and I should get around to installing that Beta.
- FP: See you around then! -obligatory heart-[/color]
- [color=#9E005D]CC: okay! see you! <3[/color]
- [color=#000]-- fallaciousPsychologist [/color][color=#98F5FF][FP][/color] [color=#000]began ceased cynicalCanasian[/color] [color=#9E005D][CC][/color] [color=#000]at ??:?? -- [/color][/font][/b]
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