My Dinner with Hervé (2018)

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- Look at us.
- Who would've thought, right?

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No, no. She's the cover.
She's the cover.

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Everyone else is doing this.

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You wanted to see me?

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- But you've got...
- Photograph from...

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All's well on
the road to Damascus?

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Yes.

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Break really did me good.

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You sure?

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One month clean and sober.

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Miracles are possible, ma'am.

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All right, let's see
if we can find some use

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for all this newfound zeal,
shall we?

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Now, this Gore Vidal interview?

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Got the questions
right here.

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Too soft.

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The boss wants his head
on a platter.

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He doesn't like
senile old poofs

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pontificating about
the decline and fall

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of his favorite country.

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His wife's a Yank, remember?

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But Vidal's the real thing.
He's a genius.

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- And?
- And so, it's a hatchet job?

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You call it what you like.

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You get it right,
it's the cover.

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All you have to do is string him
up in the town square.

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Think you can handle that?

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No sweat.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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I want you to fit in
another quick little interview

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while you're out there.

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The most famous dwarf
in the world.

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Man with the Golden Gun.
Fantasy Island.

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You know,
"The plane, the plane."

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I thought he was dead.
Is he not?

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It's the 20th anniversary
of the Bond movie.

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Funny little story, 500 words,
"Where are they now?"

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I've got my hands full
already with the Vidal thing.

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Can you not give it
to someone else?

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- How about Casey?
- He's refused.

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I refuse.

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I'm sorry, weren't you
in the middle of thanking me

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for saving your ass?

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Yes, I was.

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Oh, and the dwarf piece?
Make it funny.

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All expenses to L.A.
Very nice.

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Well, it was only
a matter of time.

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You're finally going up
in the world.

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Oh, well, surely you mean down,
in the case of the midget.

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Casey, will you be joining us
for a drink later?

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Can't. Off first thing.

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One on one with Reagan,
at the ranch in Santa Barbara.

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- Reagan?
- Yeah.

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Wants to talk about
what it was like

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running the world,
or something.

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I can talk about what it was
like for the world.

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Oh, hi.

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She's out.

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How's Jamie?

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He's fine.

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I've just put him down.

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I can literally see him.

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Danny, goodbye.

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Can you at least tell me
where Katie is?

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Hi.

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What are you doing here?

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Basically, you know,
I was nowhere near the area,

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so, thought I'd pop in,
say hello.

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Oh, and this is for you,
by the way.

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I'm going to see you guys later.

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I was just about to buy
everyone a round.

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I just came to tell you
the good news.

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I'm back at work.

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And they're sending me
to L.A. for a cover story.

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Can you believe that?

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And I'm going to do it
brilliantly...

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And what?

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I'm doing it this time,
just like I said I would.

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You're not hearing me.
It's over!

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This time it's real.

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Look.

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I'm a month sober.

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Even if you were
telling me the truth,

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which, by the way,
how could I know,

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are you that fucking deluded

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that you think everything
would suddenly be okay

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in a couple of weeks
after what happened?

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After five years of your shit?

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Look, I'm trying!
Kate, I'm fucking trying!

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I'm not coming back, Danny.

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Belvedere.

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Yeah, 10:00 tomorrow night.

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Precisely, 10:00.

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I understand.

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Let me know
if anything changes.

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Oh, and will you please
tell Mr. Vidal

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how excited I am
to meet him?

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Thank you.

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Room service? Yeah,
could you have someone come

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and clear all the alcohol
out of my minibar, please?

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Thanks.

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You recall the final scene

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in The Man with
the Golden Gun,

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when Roger Moore,
he stuff me in that suitcase?

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He fix my back really good.

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I couldn't walk for a week.

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He persuade the girls
to carry me out

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by the hotel pool
on a stretcher.

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Like Caesar, you know?

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- Just like Caesar.
- Just like Caesar.

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Making The Man with
the Golden Gun,

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happiest time of my life.

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Let me help you with that.

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Voilà.

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Are you sure
you won't join me?

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- A drink, at least.
- No, thank you.

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I don't...

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You are wondering
why I only taste things.

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That's what you were thinking,
wasn't it?

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Yes, I was, as a matter of fact.
What is that?

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It's because the damn
doctors say so.

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My blood is sick at my age,
with my condition,

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so I'm under the strictest
instruction.

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If I were to eat a whole meal,
I might drop dead right here.

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Now...

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now that would be a story.

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Yeah, it certainly would.

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And smoking isn't a risk?

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A life without risks
is not worth discussing.

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He make me the way he does.

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But he offer compensation.

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To eat, to feel, to touch,

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to, oh, make love.

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These are the purposes
of my life.

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The day I cannot
do these things is my last.

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So, I must fill every day
with limitless possibility.

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- Yes?
- Thank you.

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No, no!
No, you are my guest.

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I insist.

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There you go.
Oh, hello.

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Thank you.

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Well, thank you, Hervé.

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That was brilliant.

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I mean, what? What?
That's it?

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No more questions?

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I've got more than enough.

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Actually, I have another
interview to get to tonight.

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Another interview?
Tonight?

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Unfortunately, yeah.

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I'm already late.

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You know, I haven't given
an interview in 10 years.

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But when your paper called,

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it has quite a reputation,
you know?

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- Yeah, it does.
- Which is why I so surprised.

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Why were you surprised?

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They didn't used
to send the juniors.

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I'm not a junior.

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Oh, only a junior

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would have written the story
before they got here.

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Nick Nack. Tattoo.

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Just a silly little moment,

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but I'm sure that's all
someone of your stature

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would be interested in.

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That's funny.

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But, you know,
you should be very careful.

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In a few years I'm going to be
editing that paper.

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No, you won't.

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You're right about one thing.

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You're not the reason
they flew me out here.

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You're just
the amuse-bouche.

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Sorry, sir,
this one didn't go through.

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Your machine is broke.

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Well, Hervé, I could sit
and chat here all night,

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but got to get on
with this other interview.

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I have a real story for you,
Junior.

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A story that would be printed
around the world.

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And this story will be the one
that make your name.

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Really?

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What if I tell you

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you have the final interview
with Hervé Villechaize?

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What?

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Ooh, I got you!

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Fuck.

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I don't play sick games
like that.

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Did I get you?

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Hervé, thank you so much.

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Brilliant. Good night.

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Goodbye...

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Junior.

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I need to get to the Belvedere
in 10 minutes.

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- Can you help me?
- You got it.

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I am so sorry to be late,
Mr. Vidal.

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Had a bit of an emergency.

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Did someone die?

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I sincerely hope so.

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No.

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Long story short,
it was a dwarf.

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Let me just start by saying
how much I love your book.

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Mr. Tate,

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it was made clear to you that
our interview was to begin

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precisely at 10:00,
was it not?

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Yes.

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And you're aware it's now
23 minutes past?

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Yes, and I apologize.

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If you're incapable of accuracy
with your time-keeping,

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why should I expect it
from your reporting?

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Thank you, Saul.

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No. It's a mistake.

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Sir, it was my mistake,
and I'm sorry.

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Please.

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Please, please, please.

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I have traveled such a long way
to be here, sir. Please.

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So have I.

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Perhaps I can offer
you a drink, sir.

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Don't be a cunt.

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His office is open
at 10:00 a.m.

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He writes there
until lunchtime.

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I will be there
waiting for him to arrive.

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Look, I'm not going to leave
until I get the interview, okay?

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I just need you to have
my flight pushed back.

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Don't tell me what you'll need.

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The old man's going
to shit a brick.

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Then don't tell him until
I've got everything sorted.

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Christ. You stay put.
Don't do anything.

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Shit. You're not going
to tell him?

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No, I'm going to fix it
from here.

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Look, I promise
I'll take care of it.

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You promised you wouldn't
fuck it up.

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Fuck!

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Fuck!

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Room service? Yes, I called
and asked very nicely

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for you to remove
all the booze from my minibar,

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but it's still fucking here!

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Gentlemen, when it comes
to having

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the last word
in an argument,

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is it more important
to your wife...

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It isn't the kind of a face
you'd forget in a hurry.

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No.

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Wait a minute. I know.

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In some magazine.
The Atlantic, I think.

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Hello?

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Housekeeping.

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Who is this?

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Hervé!

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Hervé?

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It's the middle
of the fucking night.

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Your other interview
is over, yes?

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So?

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So maybe we finish
our interview now.

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We finished our interview.

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I'll meet you downstairs
in five minutes.

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What?

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I promised you a great story,
didn't I?

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Unbe-fucking-lievable.

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Twat.

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Are you out
of your fucking mind?

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I thought I'd give you
a little tour

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of Hervé's L.A.

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I thought you wanted
to finish your interview.

260
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:24,750
We do it as we go.

261
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,792
Scared?

262
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:48,166
This is how to travel, no?

263
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:52,458
Danny, don't worry.

264
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,709
I'm not going to kill you.

265
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,542
Not yet, anyway.

266
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,917
So, how did the other
interview go?

267
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:10,250
Yeah. It was good.

268
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,625
It's fine.

269
00:19:11,709 --> 00:19:12,917
Not so well.

270
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,250
All right.

271
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,291
What is this incredible
story of yours, then?

272
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,583
The one that's going
to make my name?

273
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,500
You tell me.

274
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,125
You're the writer.

275
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,125
Ask me a question.

276
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:31,083
Listen, mate,

277
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,583
tell me what you want
to tell me,

278
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,709
or you can drop me off
right fucking here.

279
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:39,000
Good. Good.

280
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,917
Good?

281
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,625
Now I know
you're paying attention.

282
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:58,333
My mother always used to say
I was Hitler's fault.

283
00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:01,291
As if he didn't have enough
to answer for.

284
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,166
So that's what she said
caused it all?

285
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,917
All this?

286
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,333
You know, maybe it was
the ambulance crash

287
00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:47,375
that make me into what I am,

288
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,083
or maybe it is God's will.

289
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,333
Who knows? You know, he has
a sick sense of humor sometime.

290
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,291
When did...

291
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,667
when did you realize
that you were...?

292
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,125
A freak?

293
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,917
Bravo.

294
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,208
Papa was a doctor.

295
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:47,417
He was the first one
who noticed it.

296
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:14,917
Merci.

297
00:22:17,917 --> 00:22:19,500
Madame?

298
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,250
Evelyne?

299
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,291
Madame Villechaize...

300
00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:44,667
My papa tell me nothing is impossible.

301
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,500
Huh? Bravo!

302
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:50,083
He become obsessed
with making me grow.

303
00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:13,667
He tell me we must be willing
to try anything,

304
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:18,125
that a miracle
is always possible.

305
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,250
Oui.

306
00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:00,417
Hey.

307
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,083
- Ca va.
- Ca va.

308
00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:03,417
Hmm.

309
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:04,750
Mm-hmm.

310
00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:09,000
Hmm?

311
00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:17,583
How did you endure it?

312
00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:19,375
What do you mean?

313
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,125
I mean, you went
through hell for...

314
00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:24,166
for nothing.

315
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:25,792
No, not for nothing.

316
00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:28,583
If we don't try everything,
Papa will always wonder

317
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:31,250
if somehow he can still
make me better.

318
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:34,667
If somehow
he can still make me well.

319
00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:53,208
Ah.

320
00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:55,500
Just what the doctor ordered.

321
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:56,917
Oh, God.

322
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,542
You know, I think
in her own way,

323
00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:05,291
my mother was always
in love with me.

324
00:26:06,959 --> 00:26:09,291
What on earth would
make you think that?

325
00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,834
Because she is my mother.

326
00:26:11,917 --> 00:26:14,375
I know how she feel.

327
00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:16,250
I am a constant
living reminder

328
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:19,917
of the ambulance crash,
of her own weakness.

329
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,250
Okay.

330
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:24,875
What did your father
think of her behavior?

331
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,250
He tell me,
because of my condition,

332
00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:31,542
that I am lucky if I live
past 25 year old.

333
00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:35,542
But I make it to 50.

334
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:41,291
Maybe now he realize
what a miracle I am.

335
00:26:42,959 --> 00:26:44,333
Miracle.

336
00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:51,917
You like?

337
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,375
Brilliant.

338
00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:55,625
It looks exactly like you.

339
00:26:55,709 --> 00:26:57,083
Really, you are
a great artist.

340
00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:59,041
That's fucking brilliant.

341
00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:01,542
Aww.

342
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:50,583
and I am Hervé the conqueror!

343
00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:55,834
Sometimes, the curse
of disproportion

344
00:27:55,917 --> 00:27:58,458
work in a man's favor.

345
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:06,375
I finally understand
what I must be:

346
00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:08,709
an artist.

347
00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:17,041
That I must find a way
to enjoy every waking moment,

348
00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:19,875
whatever the cost.

349
00:29:07,041 --> 00:29:08,041
Ah, ah, shh, shh.

350
00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:26,417
When the world realize
you are a real person

351
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,500
and not just an amusing sight,

352
00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:31,375
they get scared.

353
00:29:32,667 --> 00:29:34,333
Why is that, you think?

354
00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:39,000
Why would people be afraid
of someone like me?

355
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,125
I don't know.

356
00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:12,667
What is it?

357
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:15,667
Our night is about
to improve.

358
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,208
Driver!

359
00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:28,709
- Ah, Hervé!
- Hey, how are you, man?

360
00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:31,250
- You good?
- How's the wife and kids, huh?

361
00:30:32,709 --> 00:30:34,041
Perfect.

362
00:30:38,709 --> 00:30:40,333
Hi.

363
00:30:47,417 --> 00:30:48,667
Yeah.

364
00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:57,458
Come on. Come on.

365
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,250
How are you?

366
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:07,166
Hervé, I told you
I don't drink.

367
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:08,333
Huh.

368
00:31:08,417 --> 00:31:09,917
Who's going to know?

369
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,667
It's just you and me.

370
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:13,208
How long's it been?

371
00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:15,500
- What?
- "What." Come on.

372
00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,542
Danny, we're friends now.

373
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,166
You can tell me.

374
00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:20,930
Not that it's any
of your fucking business,

375
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,166
but it's been 32 days.

376
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,417
Thirty-two days?
That is all?

377
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,458
Sounds bad.

378
00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:27,434
You think that sounds bad?
That's actually really good.

379
00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:30,083
Who would count the days
if it was good?

380
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:32,166
Now that you've got my story,

381
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:33,792
why don't we continue
with yours?

382
00:31:37,291 --> 00:31:39,166
Okay. The night of the attack.

383
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,834
It was decided
that I must leave France.

384
00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:44,959
When you are a freak,
you go where the freaks go.

385
00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:50,166
New York City is the only
place I ever feel tall.

386
00:32:00,959 --> 00:32:03,250
You want that gun?
Pick it up.

387
00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,667
You want that gun? Pick it up.

388
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,917
I wish you would.

389
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,208
I wish you would.

390
00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:13,417
For two months, I sit and eat

391
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,458
and watch John Wayne,
Chuck Heston,

392
00:32:16,542 --> 00:32:18,875
Steve McQueen, Gilligan.

393
00:32:18,959 --> 00:32:20,917
All the greats.

394
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,250
That's how I learned
to speak English.

395
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,834
That's earning
money the hard way.

396
00:32:25,917 --> 00:32:29,083
I realize there is fantasy

397
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:30,375
in everyone's living room.

398
00:32:30,458 --> 00:32:33,333
And I must be a part of it.

399
00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:35,333
This new world,
the world of television.

400
00:32:35,417 --> 00:32:38,583
And nobody run in here either, huh?

401
00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:41,875
That's when I see who
Hervé Villechaize can become.

402
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,959
An artist who everyone know.

403
00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:45,291
Like Dali.

404
00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:48,375
An artist who himself
become a work of art.

405
00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:50,917
Why paint it
when you can be it?

406
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,434
So that's the moment you decided
that you wanted to be famous?

407
00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:55,083
No! When I must be famous.

408
00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:58,417
Like you must be the editor.
It is a calling.

409
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,834
I can't tell you how proud we
are to be part of this, Sydney.

410
00:33:01,917 --> 00:33:03,250
No...

411
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:04,875
Can you hold on a second?

412
00:33:04,959 --> 00:33:06,125
What is it?

413
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:07,834
There's a little French guy

414
00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:09,959
in reception
with a knife.

415
00:33:10,041 --> 00:33:11,208
A what?

416
00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:13,125
He says he wants
to talk to you.

417
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:16,875
I just need five minute
of your time, Mr. Rothstein.

418
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,500
Everything's fine, Melanie.

419
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:25,500
How can I help you, Mr...?

420
00:33:25,583 --> 00:33:28,417
My name is Hervé Villechaize.

421
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:31,959
I am the best French actor
of this generation.

422
00:33:32,041 --> 00:33:35,917
And I need the best agent
of this generation

423
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,375
to represent me.

424
00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:39,625
You are the best, no?

425
00:33:39,709 --> 00:33:43,375
Can you put the knife down,
please?

426
00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:45,125
Tomorrow...

427
00:33:45,208 --> 00:33:48,000
and tomorrow...

428
00:33:48,083 --> 00:33:50,291
and tomorrow

429
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:52,500
creeps in this petty pace

430
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:54,834
from day to day,

431
00:33:54,917 --> 00:33:59,083
to the last syllable
of recorded time.

432
00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:03,000
And all our yesterdays

433
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:06,583
have lighted fools
the way to dusty death.

434
00:34:08,291 --> 00:34:11,000
Out, out, brief candle!

435
00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:16,542
Life is but a walking shadow,

436
00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:20,834
a poor player that struts

437
00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:23,041
and frets his hour
upon the stage,

438
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:25,542
and then is heard no more.

439
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:30,875
It is a tale
told by an idiot,

440
00:34:30,959 --> 00:34:33,834
full of sound and fury,

441
00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:35,500
signifying nothing.

442
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,500
Jesus fucking Christ.

443
00:34:49,208 --> 00:34:50,583
And that was that.

444
00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:53,583
I decided to become
a movie star.

445
00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:57,417
You don't just decide
to become a movie star.

446
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,959
Just because a man is small

447
00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:01,125
doesn't mean
he has to act it.

448
00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:05,250
James Bond.

449
00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:06,750
He saved my life.

450
00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:08,750
Nick Nack...

451
00:35:08,834 --> 00:35:10,250
pleasure to meet you.

452
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,917
Sit down.

453
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,583
Watch them.

454
00:35:13,667 --> 00:35:16,000
And find your mark.
Find your mark.

455
00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:18,417
See, this is what happens

456
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,625
when people forget
how lucky they are.

457
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:25,166
You don't never have
to worry about me, Roger.

458
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:27,000
It is then that I discover

459
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:29,709
there is a divine cure
for my condition.

460
00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:33,250
And by divine cure,
you mean success?

461
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:36,417
No. I mean success.

462
00:36:14,709 --> 00:36:18,917
Finally, I realize
my mother is proud of me.

463
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,291
Proud of her little man.

464
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,208
Still, to this day,

465
00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:38,208
it is one of the greatest
moment of my life.

466
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,375
You know what I think?

467
00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:45,750
I think we worked well.

468
00:36:45,834 --> 00:36:48,667
I think we deserve

469
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:51,875
a big, fat treat, on me.

470
00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,709
- Hi.
- Uh-oh.

471
00:36:53,792 --> 00:36:56,041
I'm Destiny.

472
00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:58,085
- This is my friend Brianne.
- Where's your phone?

473
00:36:58,125 --> 00:36:59,417
Danny, come on.

474
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,917
Don't call your mother now,
Danny.

475
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,959
Hello, Destiny.

476
00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:08,333
Hello, Brianne.

477
00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:15,417
Yeah, Room 1007?

478
00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:18,041
Yeah, Mr. Tate.

479
00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:19,583
Do I have any messages?

480
00:37:21,959 --> 00:37:23,917
Okay. Thanks.

481
00:37:45,417 --> 00:37:46,834
Hervé, I'm going home.

482
00:37:46,917 --> 00:37:48,834
We'll pick this up
some other time.

483
00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:52,333
Don't let him leave.

484
00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:55,583
You Englishmen.

485
00:37:55,667 --> 00:37:58,250
You just don't know
how to have a good time.

486
00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:00,875
I'm Irish,
and I assure you we do.

487
00:38:00,959 --> 00:38:03,291
Can't you just
sit down and relax?

488
00:38:03,375 --> 00:38:04,750
Champagne?

489
00:38:04,834 --> 00:38:06,083
No.

490
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,333
Yeah!

491
00:38:50,417 --> 00:38:52,291
Hey, Dan.

492
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:54,333
Danny, go and say hello.

493
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,792
Go, go and say hello.

494
00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,625
Go...

495
00:38:59,709 --> 00:39:01,333
Can I talk to your friend?

496
00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,583
Thank you. Hello.

497
00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:04,893
All right, fun's over.
All right...

498
00:39:04,917 --> 00:39:06,917
Oh, that's her boyfriend!

499
00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:22,834
Danny! Danny! Danny!

500
00:39:22,917 --> 00:39:26,333
Danny! Danny! Danny! Danny!

501
00:39:26,417 --> 00:39:28,250
Get off me. Get off.

502
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,291
Oh, Danny. Danny, come on.
Oh, where are you going?

503
00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:35,083
You're an evil, little shit,
you know that?

504
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,959
I don't know you don't
like whisky, Danny.

505
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,208
Why don't you let me know?

506
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:39,726
You knew exactly
what you were doing.

507
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:42,166
I just tried
to help you relax.

508
00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:43,792
I came here tonight

509
00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,875
to do an interview,
not to be part

510
00:39:45,959 --> 00:39:47,125
of some crazy
fucking game!

511
00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:48,458
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

512
00:39:48,542 --> 00:39:50,101
I apologize for that,
bringing you here,

513
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:51,601
knowing your situation
and everything.

514
00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:53,667
You don't know anything
about my fucking situation!

515
00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,125
You're right. You're right.

516
00:39:55,208 --> 00:39:56,792
Let's finish
the interview.

517
00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:58,792
Forget it. It's too late
for that now anyway.

518
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:01,041
- What?
- I need sleep!

519
00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:03,125
And I've still got that
other interview to do.

520
00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:07,291
I thought you do it already.

521
00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:11,458
Didn't you?

522
00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:15,959
No.

523
00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:17,351
I fucked it up
because I was late,

524
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:18,625
and you want to know why?

525
00:40:18,709 --> 00:40:20,375
It was because of you.
You made me late.

526
00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:24,291
And if I don't get it sorted,
I lose my job, okay?

527
00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:27,291
Why did you come out
with me tonight then?

528
00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:28,792
I don't know.

529
00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:31,075
Maybe I thought that you'd
be slightly more entertaining

530
00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:33,125
than watching reruns
of Growing Pains.

531
00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:36,333
I don't think
that's the real reason.

532
00:40:36,417 --> 00:40:38,737
Or maybe I thought this story
could turn out to be special.

533
00:40:38,792 --> 00:40:40,625
But hey, I was wrong
about that, too.

534
00:40:40,709 --> 00:40:41,834
Good night.

535
00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:46,291
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

536
00:40:46,375 --> 00:40:47,875
Wait, I...

537
00:40:47,959 --> 00:40:50,041
I understand.

538
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:52,792
The crazy dwarf,
he make you late.

539
00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:54,333
And there you are.

540
00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:56,959
Oh, in the middle of the night,
you know,

541
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,750
far from home in some
shitty hotel room.

542
00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:03,750
There is no one there
to help you.

543
00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:06,625
You're about
to lose your job.

544
00:41:06,709 --> 00:41:09,375
Just you alone,
with the minibar.

545
00:41:14,709 --> 00:41:16,542
I mean, that's it,
isn't it?

546
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,208
You know?

547
00:41:19,291 --> 00:41:21,709
That's the real reason.

548
00:41:21,792 --> 00:41:23,333
Buddy, let's go!

549
00:41:23,417 --> 00:41:25,125
Yeah. I'm going.

550
00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:28,041
No, no. Come on.
You can't leave yet.

551
00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:30,417
Think about it.

552
00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:35,542
What's back at that shitty hotel
except for more of the same?

553
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:45,041
Why hate yourself when
you can hate me instead?

554
00:41:53,959 --> 00:41:55,417
Ah!

555
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:59,792
I remember that day on set with
Roger like it was yesterday.

556
00:41:59,875 --> 00:42:03,291
You can stop it with the fucking
bullshit anecdotes

557
00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:05,291
you've been dining out on
since the '70s.

558
00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:06,667
- Whoa.
- Just...

559
00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:07,834
Easy, Danny.

560
00:42:07,917 --> 00:42:10,041
Just tell me what it felt like.

561
00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:11,500
What?

562
00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:13,500
To be famous.
To have made it.

563
00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:16,667
To finally be able
to shove it down the throats

564
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:20,250
of those fuckers who looked down
on you for being different.

565
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:23,041
Just tell me what it felt like.

566
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:26,125
Being famous
is like being drunk,

567
00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:30,083
except the whole world
is drunk with you.

568
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:34,208
But I didn't make it
after the Bond movie,

569
00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:35,792
if that's what
you're thinking.

570
00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:39,208
You were world-famous.

571
00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:41,000
Everybody knew Nick Nack.

572
00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:43,166
That's not the same thing
as making it.

573
00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:46,500
You don't make it
without money.

574
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:48,208
Money, money, money, money.

575
00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:54,875
You know, for four year
after the Bond movie,

576
00:42:54,959 --> 00:42:57,333
I couldn't even find a job.

577
00:42:59,834 --> 00:43:03,208
So, is it fair to say

578
00:43:03,291 --> 00:43:06,291
that you consider yourself
a spokesperson

579
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:07,875
for little people everywhere?

580
00:43:07,959 --> 00:43:09,125
No, not at all, Merv.

581
00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:10,583
I'm just an actor

582
00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:12,542
who's been incredibly
fortunate.

583
00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:16,083
But as the chairman of
the Little People of America,

584
00:43:16,166 --> 00:43:19,250
I feel it's important to play
the correct role in society.

585
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:23,583
To remind people
life is different for us.

586
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:26,083
Give us an example
of how it's different.

587
00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:27,810
It's funny you ask that, Merv.

588
00:43:27,834 --> 00:43:29,709
When I worked
with Elvis on Roustabout,

589
00:43:29,792 --> 00:43:30,992
he asked me the same question.

590
00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,917
So, what kept you going?

591
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,959
Was it self-belief?

592
00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:36,291
Determination?

593
00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:38,583
Or was it...
was it just pure desperation?

594
00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:41,750
I mean, you had nothing
to lose, nothing to go back to.

595
00:43:41,834 --> 00:43:43,417
No.

596
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,083
It was God.

597
00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:47,250
God is the one
that keep me going.

598
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,083
You seriously believe in God?

599
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:50,500
Yes.

600
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:52,750
And I know he would never
let me down.

601
00:43:52,834 --> 00:43:54,834
Well, some might say
he already did.

602
00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:57,125
Yes, he make me
this way, sure.

603
00:43:57,208 --> 00:44:02,250
But I know he offer fame as
one of his little compensations.

604
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:03,792
I know it.

605
00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:06,291
How could you possibly
know that?

606
00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:09,041
Because I pray
for a miracle.

607
00:44:10,709 --> 00:44:12,375
And it happen.

608
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,750
Hi. I'm Kathy.

609
00:44:37,834 --> 00:44:39,291
I'll be your dresser.

610
00:44:41,166 --> 00:44:42,500
You're going to be great.

611
00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:43,709
Oh, am I?

612
00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:46,417
I don't have audition
in nearly two year.

613
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,875
Oh, you already
have this part.

614
00:44:47,959 --> 00:44:50,125
- How do you know?
- Because I know.

615
00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:54,000
There's only one of you on
this planet that we call Earth.

616
00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:57,125
And if the biggest producer
on this planet, Aaron Spelling,

617
00:44:57,208 --> 00:44:59,166
says that you can do it,
then you can.

618
00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:00,875
Trust me.

619
00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:03,709
Breathe with me.

620
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,625
That was good.

621
00:45:15,709 --> 00:45:17,333
You ready for your fitting now?

622
00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:36,625
Imagine a beautiful island,

623
00:45:36,709 --> 00:45:39,500
somewhere between
heaven and Earth,

624
00:45:39,583 --> 00:45:43,959
where every dream you ever had
can come true.

625
00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:48,000
What do you want to be?

626
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:50,041
A king? A queen?

627
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:53,750
A warrior?
A poet? A champion?

628
00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:57,208
Maybe you want to be loved
by everybody.

629
00:45:57,291 --> 00:45:59,208
Or just somebody.

630
00:46:00,917 --> 00:46:03,500
Just tell me the life
you really want to live,

631
00:46:03,583 --> 00:46:07,291
and Mr. Roarke and I
will make it real.

632
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:15,792
The plane! The plane!

633
00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:26,041
Tattoo.

634
00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:28,208
- Ah, Tattoo.
- Hi, boss.

635
00:46:28,291 --> 00:46:30,091
Do you think I'll be able
to sell my paintings

636
00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:31,333
to the new arrivals?

637
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:33,041
Not now, Tattoo.

638
00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:36,500
Put your jacket on, please.
It's time to greet our guests.

639
00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,583
Oh, now this
I can get used to.

640
00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:44,375
Come along, Tattoo.

641
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:49,625
It was one of the greatest

642
00:46:49,709 --> 00:46:52,125
on-screen partnership
of all time.

643
00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:55,291
Positions, please, positions.

644
00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:57,458
And smiles, everyone.

645
00:46:57,542 --> 00:46:58,792
Smiles.

646
00:46:58,875 --> 00:47:00,959
Like Aaron Spelling use to say,

647
00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:03,500
Hervé is the tiny
mischievous Starsky.

648
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,333
It's going to be a good week,
Tattoo.

649
00:47:05,417 --> 00:47:09,709
Ricardo is the older,
wiser Hutch.

650
00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,583
Wonderful.

651
00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:20,500
Tattoo, Tattoo, Tattoo.

652
00:47:20,583 --> 00:47:25,000
My name is Mr. Roarke,
and I will be your host.

653
00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:27,417
Welcome to Fantasy Island.

654
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,792
- Hear, hear!
- Whoo!

655
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,709
The show is a big, fat hit.

656
00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:35,792
My legend is born.

657
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:42,750
Down that way.

658
00:47:56,083 --> 00:47:58,000
Hey! What's up, brother?

659
00:47:58,083 --> 00:47:59,250
Come here, bro.

660
00:48:19,792 --> 00:48:22,208
The show is un succès énorme.

661
00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:26,333
I make more money
than I could ever dream.

662
00:48:26,417 --> 00:48:29,125
Thirty-five thousand bucks
a week!

663
00:48:30,792 --> 00:48:33,709
Finally, I make it.

664
00:48:33,792 --> 00:48:35,792
For real.

665
00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:45,542
The world is mine.

666
00:48:48,166 --> 00:48:49,686
Sure,
you could call it a miracle,

667
00:48:49,750 --> 00:48:52,291
but you could also just call
it crazy dumb luck.

668
00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:55,333
It's the same thing,
don't you see?

669
00:48:55,417 --> 00:48:57,500
Fantasy Island
is my just reward.

670
00:48:57,583 --> 00:48:59,917
He have to make it up to me
one way or another.

671
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,208
But were you really proud of it?

672
00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:03,667
I mean, truly?

673
00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:05,291
I mean, you were
a serious painter.

674
00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:06,709
An artist.

675
00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:08,267
A Dali-esque surrealist
in the making.

676
00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:10,250
And here you are starring
in this camp trash.

677
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:12,583
Why are you always
such a little bitch?

678
00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:14,875
You've got that
market cornered, my friend.

679
00:49:14,959 --> 00:49:16,250
Oh!

680
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:19,000
You going to pay for that,
Junior.

681
00:49:22,917 --> 00:49:24,250
Scoot, scoot, scoot.

682
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:25,583
Come on, come on.

683
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:32,667
Hervé!

684
00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:34,208
Whoo-hoo!

685
00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:40,166
What the fuck?

686
00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:41,542
Hello, Danny!

687
00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:44,750
Stop the stupid car,
you little punk!

688
00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:49,083
Hervé!

689
00:49:53,834 --> 00:49:54,709
Jesus!

690
00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,709
Midget prick.

691
00:49:57,834 --> 00:49:59,417
Fucking...

692
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,166
What the fuck?

693
00:50:08,333 --> 00:50:10,166
It's not funny.
This is fucked.

694
00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:11,625
Oh, I'm sorry.

695
00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:12,917
I buy you a new one.

696
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,333
With what?

697
00:50:14,417 --> 00:50:16,291
One of your declined
credit cards?

698
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:20,041
Hey.

699
00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:21,792
Why don't we talk
about this then, huh?

700
00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:25,166
The actress you met on set.
What's her name, Camille?

701
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,750
That's her name, right?

702
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,834
I don't say her name.

703
00:50:32,917 --> 00:50:34,917
Ever.

704
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:47,792
Tattoo, Tattoo, Tattoo...

705
00:51:00,542 --> 00:51:02,875
My name is Mr. Roarke.

706
00:51:02,959 --> 00:51:05,208
I will be your host.

707
00:51:05,291 --> 00:51:07,208
Welcome to Fantasy Island.

708
00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:09,625
And cut. Print that one.

709
00:51:11,625 --> 00:51:13,041
You guys were great.

710
00:51:13,125 --> 00:51:17,166
I want you to find out
everything you can about her.

711
00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:18,875
Who?

712
00:51:18,959 --> 00:51:20,417
Her?

713
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:22,340
Young, beautiful lady.
Such a pleasure.

714
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:24,542
Kathy,
I want you to talk to her, please.

715
00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:25,750
Why?

716
00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:27,083
Well, she like me.

717
00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:28,750
She's just playing,
that's all.

718
00:51:28,834 --> 00:51:31,208
Well, it's not a good sign
when women are like that.

719
00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:32,458
Thank you so much.

720
00:51:32,542 --> 00:51:33,893
Tell her I want to meet her.

721
00:51:33,917 --> 00:51:35,625
Tell her I have the heart
of a poet.

722
00:51:36,959 --> 00:51:38,083
- Thanks.
- Enjoy.

723
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:39,333
Come on.

724
00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:40,959
Please, Kathy. Come on.

725
00:51:46,792 --> 00:51:47,959
So sweet.

726
00:51:48,041 --> 00:51:49,250
I loved the hug
and the kiss.

727
00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:51,125
It just, it felt right,
you know?

728
00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,709
Hello. Hello.

729
00:51:53,792 --> 00:51:56,166
The greatest entrance
in cinema history.

730
00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:58,583
I knew you'd come and say hi.

731
00:51:58,667 --> 00:52:00,375
I'm Camille.

732
00:52:02,208 --> 00:52:03,375
Oh, why, thank you.

733
00:52:06,458 --> 00:52:10,625
And now I pronounce you
husband and wife.

734
00:52:12,083 --> 00:52:13,375
You may kiss the bride.

735
00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:41,291
All I want to do
is take care of you.

736
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:42,834
And our family.

737
00:52:42,917 --> 00:52:44,166
Yes.

738
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,792
Our family.

739
00:53:01,166 --> 00:53:04,458
I mean, this looks like
quite the Hollywood wedding.

740
00:53:04,542 --> 00:53:07,333
And look at you.
You look so cute.

741
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:10,166
Hervé, you look so happy.
My God.

742
00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:12,417
That's so sweet.

743
00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:16,667
So, Hervé,

744
00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:19,709
did your outrageous,
out-of-control womanizing

745
00:53:19,792 --> 00:53:23,375
have anything at all to do
with why your wife divorced you?

746
00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:25,417
I am not a womanizer.

747
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:26,792
I just love women.

748
00:53:26,875 --> 00:53:28,458
- All women.
- Oh, my God.

749
00:53:28,542 --> 00:53:30,917
And no, because by the time
I get married,

750
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,583
I have it all under control.

751
00:53:33,959 --> 00:53:35,417
You must think
I was born yesterday.

752
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,792
Arrêtez! Stop the car!

753
00:53:40,792 --> 00:53:43,667
Where are you going?
Hervé, where...? Come on.

754
00:53:45,875 --> 00:53:48,709
- Hey...
- I don't talk to you no more.

755
00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,291
Are you seriously
asking me to believe

756
00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,601
that all your womanizing stopped
once you married Camille?

757
00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:54,250
- Yes.
- What kind of bullshit story

758
00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:55,834
are you trying
to sell me, Hervé?

759
00:53:55,917 --> 00:53:57,768
- I'm telling you the truth.
- Of course you are.

760
00:53:57,792 --> 00:54:00,458
You want to believe those
shit rags over me, be my guest.

761
00:54:00,542 --> 00:54:02,041
But I'm telling you
for the last time,

762
00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:03,792
what they say about
me and her isn't true.

763
00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:05,041
Ask me a question.

764
00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:06,565
What, so you can lie
about that, too?

765
00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:07,959
Ask me!

766
00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:09,750
Fine, why did everyone say

767
00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:11,875
you became a nightmare
the moment you got famous?

768
00:54:11,959 --> 00:54:15,041
Everyone?
Who is everyone?

769
00:54:15,125 --> 00:54:17,208
Why don't we start
with Ricardo Montalbán?

770
00:54:17,291 --> 00:54:20,875
Fantasy Island is a vehicle
for Ricardo Montalbán.

771
00:54:20,959 --> 00:54:22,250
He is the star.

772
00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:24,041
But Tattoo
steal his thunder.

773
00:54:24,125 --> 00:54:25,208
Huh? He jealous.

774
00:54:25,291 --> 00:54:27,208
Now that is the real story,
Junior.

775
00:54:27,291 --> 00:54:29,709
Why on earth would
he be jealous of you?

776
00:54:29,792 --> 00:54:33,875
Because this wretched
little freak

777
00:54:33,959 --> 00:54:36,417
is almost as famous
as he is.

778
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:38,458
He eat at the best restaurants,

779
00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:40,375
he makes almost the same
amount of money,

780
00:54:40,458 --> 00:54:43,500
he fuck more beautiful women,
and this snob Montalbán,

781
00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:44,792
he can't stand it.

782
00:54:44,875 --> 00:54:46,250
Drive him crazy.

783
00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:48,133
A guy like Montalbán
doesn't exactly strike me

784
00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:49,583
as the jealous type.

785
00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:52,083
You weren't there.
You wouldn't know.

786
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:55,041
He try to push my buttons
so I explode.

787
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,709
So I disappoint him.

788
00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:05,583
He's still in his trailer.

789
00:55:05,667 --> 00:55:07,208
Ah, Ricardo.

790
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:09,208
I was going to give you
a ride to set,

791
00:55:09,291 --> 00:55:12,000
but I realize I don't
have any room.

792
00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:16,959
This is my fan mail.

793
00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:18,875
And this is my new fan.

794
00:55:18,959 --> 00:55:22,917
And I am so sorry,
this is your fan mail.

795
00:55:24,291 --> 00:55:26,417
Good manners and charm,
eh, Hervé?

796
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:32,291
And I wanted to thank you for
taking out all my scenes today.

797
00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:35,375
The writers make all
the final decisions, Hervé.

798
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:37,375
I merely suggest.
You know that.

799
00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:39,750
You love to suggest,
don't you?

800
00:55:39,834 --> 00:55:41,834
You're an incredibly
talented actor

801
00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:43,834
with a marvelous
sense of humor.

802
00:55:43,917 --> 00:55:47,458
Frankly, it's no wonder
that you are so popular.

803
00:55:47,542 --> 00:55:51,959
But I must tell you that most
of the letters in your bag...

804
00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:55,250
they're from me.

805
00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:58,083
I will see you on set.

806
00:55:58,166 --> 00:55:59,917
Let's not keep them waiting.

807
00:56:06,083 --> 00:56:08,041
I never had so much fun
in my life.

808
00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:09,542
In my whole goddamn life.

809
00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:11,667
It didn't sound like fun
for anyone else.

810
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:13,750
All I know is that
millions of people

811
00:56:13,834 --> 00:56:15,792
tune in to watch that show.

812
00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:18,166
It's not my fault
they turn me into a god.

813
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,291
A god?

814
00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:22,041
Really? Wow!

815
00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:24,625
It's incredible
when you think about it.

816
00:56:24,709 --> 00:56:26,458
What's incredible?

817
00:56:26,542 --> 00:56:28,667
Fantasy Island
gave you everything.

818
00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:31,291
Money. Fame. Women.

819
00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:33,208
- Everything.
- So?

820
00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:36,458
So, even I couldn't have
fucked that up so spectacularly.

821
00:56:36,542 --> 00:56:39,208
You think I fuck
everything up?

822
00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:40,500
Of course you did.

823
00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:42,041
You're struggling for years,

824
00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:44,085
then you're handed this miracle
of an opportunity.

825
00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:45,917
Continue. Please.

826
00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:49,625
And you just pissed
it all away.

827
00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:06,166
Look at some of these.
I mean some of these just make

828
00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:08,542
great, great reading.

829
00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:10,250
"Drunk Dwarf Sex Scandal."

830
00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,166
"Strip Poker in a Hot Tub."

831
00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:15,500
I mean, this is genius.
I wish I could've been there.

832
00:57:15,583 --> 00:57:17,875
That sounds like a fun night.
Very nice.

833
00:57:17,959 --> 00:57:19,879
Now let's have a look
at some of this stuff here.

834
00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:25,458
"Celebrity midget declares
on-set sex clinic open.

835
00:57:25,542 --> 00:57:26,834
Appointments are free."

836
00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:28,500
Generous bastard.

837
00:57:28,583 --> 00:57:30,667
That is just so nice.

838
00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:32,630
I mean, most of this stuff
would be true, right?

839
00:57:32,667 --> 00:57:36,125
You expect me to take
that trash seriously?

840
00:57:36,208 --> 00:57:38,458
It is public record.

841
00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:42,208
What are you doing?
Hervé...

842
00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:45,792
don't do that.

843
00:57:45,875 --> 00:57:48,333
Hervé, don't...

844
00:57:48,417 --> 00:57:50,000
Brilliant.

845
00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,709
Now it's public record.

846
00:57:56,834 --> 00:57:58,625
So it's all true then.

847
00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:00,291
You know, you of all people
should know

848
00:58:00,375 --> 00:58:02,083
what bullshit
those stories are.

849
00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:04,667
Lies created to sell paper.

850
00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:08,291
Isn't that why you were
sent here, Junior?

851
00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:11,166
To write a funny little story
about a dwarf?

852
00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:12,792
Yes, that's right.
I was.

853
00:58:12,875 --> 00:58:16,834
But then you insisted
on telling me the "real" story.

854
00:58:16,917 --> 00:58:20,166
I mean, that's why
I'm here, right?

855
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,333
The real story?

856
00:58:22,417 --> 00:58:24,000
Okay, Junior.

857
00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:25,959
Coming right up.

858
00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:33,750
Oh, wait up.

859
00:58:33,834 --> 00:58:35,458
Hervé, what are you doing?

860
00:58:35,542 --> 00:58:36,750
Hervé?

861
00:58:38,417 --> 00:58:41,000
Hello? Hello?

862
00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:43,000
- Hello?
- Hervé, get back in the car.

863
00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:45,166
Shut up. It's fine.
Don't worry.

864
00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:47,250
Hervé, get back
in the fucking car.

865
00:58:50,709 --> 00:58:52,625
Hervé! Come back!

866
00:58:55,166 --> 00:58:56,500
Oh, fuck's sake.

867
00:58:56,583 --> 00:58:57,959
Hervé, get out!

868
00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:02,208
Danny. Danny, come on.

869
00:59:02,291 --> 00:59:05,083
What are you doing? Get out.
There's someone in there.

870
00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:08,333
Stay right where you are.
I'm on the phone to 911.

871
00:59:08,417 --> 00:59:10,750
Marty, it's me, Hervé.

872
00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:12,667
What the f...?

873
00:59:15,792 --> 00:59:17,917
Hervé, what the fuck
do you think you're doing?

874
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,917
I'm sorry, Marty,
but no one answer the door.

875
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,375
We need to talk.
It's important.

876
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,792
It's the middle of the night!

877
00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:24,750
Come here. Come.

878
00:59:24,834 --> 00:59:26,041
This is my friend.

879
00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:28,542
He's a journalist
from an English newspaper.

880
00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:30,959
He interview me
for a very important story,

881
00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:32,542
and I need to talk to you,
Marty.

882
00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:35,417
Jesus fucking Christ, Hervé.
I could've shot you.

883
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:37,583
Oh, relax, Marty.

884
00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:41,291
- Come on.
- Fuck no.

885
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,625
No.

886
00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:46,375
So, you're a reporter?

887
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:48,000
For my sins.

888
00:59:48,083 --> 00:59:50,625
And you're... you're doing
a story about this guy?

889
00:59:50,709 --> 00:59:51,959
Yeah.

890
00:59:52,041 --> 00:59:53,250
You sure you're okay
with this?

891
00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,959
I got nothing to hide.

892
00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:57,417
Tell him the truth about
what happened with Montalbán.

893
00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:59,041
How he destroy
my reputation.

894
00:59:59,125 --> 01:00:00,583
Yeah, sure.

895
01:00:00,667 --> 01:00:02,542
Montalbán went after you.
That's true.

896
01:00:02,625 --> 01:00:04,125
See? See, I tell you.

897
01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:09,125
But do you remember why?

898
01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:10,667
Because I do.

899
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:14,750
Oh, boy, do I ever.

900
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:18,792
Where is he?

901
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:20,625
He says he doesn't have

902
01:00:20,709 --> 01:00:22,750
enough lines to say
this week,

903
01:00:22,834 --> 01:00:24,333
and he suggests...

904
01:00:24,417 --> 01:00:26,750
What... what does he suggest?

905
01:00:26,834 --> 01:00:30,709
That you let his stand-in
do the episode instead?

906
01:00:30,792 --> 01:00:33,875
Let his stand-in
do the episode?

907
01:00:33,959 --> 01:00:38,583
He wants his stand-in
to do the episode.

908
01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:44,583
Well, if it's this beautiful
8-year-old girl...

909
01:00:46,125 --> 01:00:47,917
she is the better actor.

910
01:00:49,375 --> 01:00:51,583
A true artist
would be here today

911
01:00:51,667 --> 01:00:53,959
to support his fellow artists

912
01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:56,834
and show respect
for our writers!

913
01:00:56,917 --> 01:01:00,417
Fantasy Island
is very important to me!

914
01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,208
Yeah, Mr. Montalbán, please...

915
01:01:02,291 --> 01:01:04,000
Out with that French
homunculus!

916
01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:05,917
You get me Spelling
on the phone right now!

917
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,125
Please.

918
01:01:07,208 --> 01:01:09,458
Mm, yeah.

919
01:01:09,542 --> 01:01:12,166
He will not take our show down!

920
01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:14,709
We have worked too hard
for this success!

921
01:01:14,792 --> 01:01:18,583
My apologies.
This is not my nature.

922
01:01:20,542 --> 01:01:22,834
Let's take...
let's take 10.

923
01:01:22,917 --> 01:01:26,166
Everyone know I am the
reason this show is a sensation!

924
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:27,500
Hervé...

925
01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:29,542
I'm sick of that dumbass
Frito Bandito.

926
01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:31,083
Keep your voice down.

927
01:01:31,166 --> 01:01:34,291
You tell Aaron I want
the same money as Ricardo.

928
01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:35,750
The same.

929
01:01:35,834 --> 01:01:37,041
You're being unreasonable.

930
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:38,291
Oh, oh.

931
01:01:38,375 --> 01:01:39,500
Oh, I'm sorry.

932
01:01:39,583 --> 01:01:40,917
I am being unreasonable?

933
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,208
Oh, excusez-moi.

934
01:01:42,291 --> 01:01:45,333
I, you know, because all I want
is respect.

935
01:01:45,417 --> 01:01:46,834
And that means money!

936
01:01:46,917 --> 01:01:49,625
Look how much money
they're making!

937
01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:55,125
Hervé, you have money
and respect.

938
01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:57,041
Then why do they treat me
like a child?

939
01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:59,667
They are abusers!

940
01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:01,709
I know how challenging
all of this can be,

941
01:02:01,792 --> 01:02:03,291
especially since
you just got married.

942
01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:06,208
This has nothing to do
with my marriage!

943
01:02:06,291 --> 01:02:08,375
This is business, Marty!

944
01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:11,792
You tell Aaron, Tattoo wants
the same as Roarke.

945
01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:14,375
Trust me when I tell you
that is a very bad idea.

946
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:18,750
If you don't tell them, I will.

947
01:02:18,834 --> 01:02:20,959
Hervé, you don't get it,
do you?

948
01:02:22,792 --> 01:02:23,875
Listen to me.

949
01:02:23,959 --> 01:02:26,041
You will never get
another show like this.

950
01:02:26,125 --> 01:02:27,375
Ever.

951
01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:30,000
This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity, believe me.

952
01:02:30,083 --> 01:02:32,709
Being on this show
is like winning the lottery.

953
01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:34,166
Do you understand?

954
01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:38,625
Without me,
there is no show.

955
01:02:43,875 --> 01:02:45,355
They nearly ran me
out of the business

956
01:02:45,417 --> 01:02:46,667
because he was my client.

957
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:48,041
Just because of that?

958
01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:50,125
No, because he was
so fucking crazy.

959
01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:53,917
In 1981, he spent
150 grand on parties.

960
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,709
Just crazy parties.

961
01:02:55,792 --> 01:02:57,417
We had to tell the IRS
that he'd built

962
01:02:57,500 --> 01:03:00,291
the most expensive swimming pool
in the history of Hollywood.

963
01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:01,542
You remember that, Hervé?

964
01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:02,917
I was having a good time.

965
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,250
Isn't that what
a big star does?

966
01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:06,125
Yeah, great. Have a great time.

967
01:03:06,208 --> 01:03:08,250
But don't spend
every single penny.

968
01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:11,500
I told you. I told you
to put the money away.

969
01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:13,625
I did. I told him.
But he refused.

970
01:03:13,709 --> 01:03:15,667
So I put some money aside
for him anyway.

971
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,417
But then he finds out
about that,

972
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:19,226
he freaks out,
and he spends all of that too.

973
01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:20,458
Because you go
behind my back.

974
01:03:20,542 --> 01:03:21,709
I was trying to help you.

975
01:03:21,792 --> 01:03:23,125
I was. I was trying
to help him.

976
01:03:23,208 --> 01:03:25,166
See, see? This is what
they're like in Hollywood

977
01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:26,417
when they try to help you.

978
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:27,625
Tell him the truth, Marty.

979
01:03:27,709 --> 01:03:29,149
Tell him about
all those kids I help.

980
01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:31,008
Yeah, you did. You did.
More than I can count.

981
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,458
- See? See?
- But you didn't help yourself!

982
01:03:33,542 --> 01:03:35,709
Hervé...

983
01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:37,125
I love you.

984
01:03:37,208 --> 01:03:41,291
But you just don't remember
how bad it got.

985
01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:09,917
- Hervé.
- Ooh!

986
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,125
Hey, I know who you are,

987
01:04:11,208 --> 01:04:13,083
and I appreciate
all your success.

988
01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:14,667
Don't take this
the wrong way,

989
01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:17,667
but why don't you try and act
with a little more class?

990
01:04:17,750 --> 01:04:19,792
Go fuck yourself.

991
01:04:19,875 --> 01:04:21,917
Come here!

992
01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:25,667
You son of a bitch!
Come here!

993
01:04:31,125 --> 01:04:33,000
Okay, all right, that's enough.

994
01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:39,792
Hervé.

995
01:04:41,792 --> 01:04:43,917
Ah, hello, Mr. Spelling.

996
01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,500
Jesus Christ.

997
01:04:54,583 --> 01:04:55,667
Mm.

998
01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:57,000
Hervé, you and I
need to talk.

999
01:04:57,083 --> 01:04:58,643
No, Aaron.
Two minutes and I'll be ready.

1000
01:04:58,667 --> 01:05:00,875
- You are three hours late.
- Okay. You know.

1001
01:05:00,959 --> 01:05:02,458
This is not how
you behave on my set.

1002
01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:04,208
Just relax, Aaron.
You know? Relax.

1003
01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:05,476
- Relax?
- Take a vacation, huh?

1004
01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:07,100
You have held us hostage
for three hours.

1005
01:05:07,125 --> 01:05:10,125
Hostage? Come on. Come on.

1006
01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:13,000
No!

1007
01:05:13,083 --> 01:05:15,000
Cannot take the fucking house,
Marty!

1008
01:05:15,083 --> 01:05:17,583
The house is mine, Marty!

1009
01:05:17,667 --> 01:05:19,083
No, you tell them!

1010
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,500
No, no, you don't say no to me!
I say no to you!

1011
01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:23,083
You call Camille's lawyer
and tell...

1012
01:05:23,166 --> 01:05:26,375
No, you do that,
I fire the whole company!

1013
01:05:27,959 --> 01:05:29,768
- Hervé, the network...
- Out of my way, Aaron!

1014
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:31,309
...is very concerned
about your behavior.

1015
01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,625
- I can't protect...
- Later, Aaron!

1016
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:37,250
Drive the fucking car!

1017
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:39,000
My apologies, Ricardo.

1018
01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:41,250
Why are we sitting here?
Drive the fucking car!

1019
01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:43,208
Drive right over here.

1020
01:05:43,291 --> 01:05:45,250
I don't want to talk
to that fucking banana.

1021
01:05:45,333 --> 01:05:47,750
Let's go!

1022
01:05:47,834 --> 01:05:49,125
Now!

1023
01:05:54,834 --> 01:05:57,917
I understand this is a most difficult moment

1024
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,041
in your personal life.

1025
01:06:00,125 --> 01:06:02,041
But we have a crew waiting.

1026
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,542
And this is not the first time
you make them wait.

1027
01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:06,792
Contrary to what you may think,

1028
01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:09,417
I am your friend,
and I understand your pain.

1029
01:06:11,375 --> 01:06:13,166
Although I hate the sin,

1030
01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:15,000
I've been taught
to love the sinner.

1031
01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:17,959
So please listen to me
very carefully.

1032
01:06:18,041 --> 01:06:19,500
If you decide to leave now,

1033
01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:21,375
your life will never
be the same.

1034
01:06:21,458 --> 01:06:24,875
And I promise you,
you will regret it.

1035
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,375
So come, Tattoo.

1036
01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:31,917
Let's welcome our guests.

1037
01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:40,500
Thank you for trying,
Ricardo.

1038
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:46,709
Perhaps there's another
little man.

1039
01:06:51,083 --> 01:06:53,583
That was the beginning
of the end.

1040
01:06:55,083 --> 01:06:57,542
He warned you.

1041
01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:12,917
Thank you for seeing me tonight,
Marty.

1042
01:07:14,083 --> 01:07:15,667
Don't mention it.

1043
01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:19,333
I know it was hard for you
all those years,

1044
01:07:19,417 --> 01:07:22,709
and I want you to know
I appreciate all your hard work.

1045
01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,375
Okay.

1046
01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:36,750
Next time,
use the front door.

1047
01:08:06,709 --> 01:08:08,291
I'm sorry you had
to go through that...

1048
01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:09,500
Don't, don't.

1049
01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:14,041
It must feel good
to think

1050
01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:16,250
that you are better
than everyone else, hmm?

1051
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:18,208
- I don't.
- At least I've had success.

1052
01:08:18,291 --> 01:08:20,417
- You never will.
- Oh, I see.

1053
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,893
You're just going to pick on me
now because you're embarrassed.

1054
01:08:22,917 --> 01:08:25,333
You know why people
like you never succeed?

1055
01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,500
It is because you don't have
the balls to do it yourself.

1056
01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:33,448
So much easier to sit on
the sidelines judging, isn't it?

1057
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,917
I was right
about what happened.

1058
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,208
About your role in it.

1059
01:08:36,291 --> 01:08:37,875
You were to blame
more than anyone else.

1060
01:08:37,959 --> 01:08:39,041
That is the truth.

1061
01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:40,375
Don't you lecture me
about that.

1062
01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:41,917
You know what I think?

1063
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,500
I think the reason you point
the finger for a living

1064
01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:46,125
is because you don't want
anyone to see

1065
01:08:46,208 --> 01:08:48,250
who you really are,
that underneath all those words,

1066
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:49,625
you are nothing!

1067
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:52,959
But you don't fool me.

1068
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,917
No. I see you.

1069
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,542
Danny T...

1070
01:08:56,625 --> 01:08:58,417
ah, Danny Tate.

1071
01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:00,458
This is a waste
of fuckin' time.

1072
01:09:00,542 --> 01:09:01,875
- Pull over.
- Yeah.

1073
01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:17,041
Who the fuck do you think
you are to walk away from me?

1074
01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:19,083
What did you ever do?

1075
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,667
You've done nothing!

1076
01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:25,166
You've lived nothing!

1077
01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:28,917
What gives you the right
to judge, Junior?

1078
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,625
Nothing.

1079
01:09:30,709 --> 01:09:32,834
But at least I'm willing
to take responsibility

1080
01:09:32,917 --> 01:09:34,166
for the shit that I've done.

1081
01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:35,834
But you? No way.
Not even now.

1082
01:09:35,917 --> 01:09:37,291
Not even years fucking later.

1083
01:09:37,375 --> 01:09:39,750
What a sad, pathetic,
little freak you are.

1084
01:09:42,417 --> 01:09:44,500
What? You still think
I'm the one

1085
01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:45,750
that fuck everything up?

1086
01:09:45,834 --> 01:09:47,250
Look at you!
Look at you!

1087
01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:49,041
Thirty-two days sober.

1088
01:09:49,125 --> 01:09:52,417
And now what is it?
What is it? Two hour? Huh?

1089
01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:54,000
Oh, you feel like
a drink now?

1090
01:09:54,083 --> 01:09:55,333
Huh?

1091
01:09:55,417 --> 01:09:56,834
You made your fucking point.

1092
01:09:56,917 --> 01:09:58,834
At least my life
will be remembered.

1093
01:09:58,917 --> 01:10:01,000
It will count for something.

1094
01:10:01,083 --> 01:10:04,000
But you, you're nothing more
than a footnote.

1095
01:10:05,667 --> 01:10:09,041
You will be forgotten
before I finish this sentence.

1096
01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:11,834
Yeah? So why don't you just
fucking kill me then?

1097
01:10:11,917 --> 01:10:14,250
Huh? Go on!

1098
01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:16,417
It'll make the perfect ending.

1099
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,500
You'd be doing us all a favor.

1100
01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:21,208
I'm just one of the little
people after all.

1101
01:10:21,291 --> 01:10:24,208
What bloody difference
would it make?

1102
01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:26,834
But then no one's going to
fucking read about it, are they?

1103
01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:37,125
Do you think you're the only one
who's had a tough life?

1104
01:10:37,208 --> 01:10:40,417
Who's fucked things up
and had trouble admitting it?

1105
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:41,875
You don't own that,

1106
01:10:41,959 --> 01:10:44,291
you egotistical,
entitled little prick!

1107
01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:45,917
We all have!

1108
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,458
We're all fucking human!
Fuck you!

1109
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,667
The truth is,

1110
01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:53,667
you wanted to drag me down
into the shit

1111
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,792
so that you'd feel better
about the mess

1112
01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:58,166
that you've made
with your life.

1113
01:10:59,709 --> 01:11:02,500
But it's not
going to wash, mate.

1114
01:11:02,583 --> 01:11:04,583
This real story of yours?

1115
01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:06,375
It's not real.

1116
01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:07,875
It's not even a fucking story.

1117
01:11:07,959 --> 01:11:10,375
It's a... it's a press release.

1118
01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:13,458
Do you honestly think that
that's going to be printed

1119
01:11:13,542 --> 01:11:14,709
all over the world?

1120
01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:16,417
Because let me
tell you something.

1121
01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:18,667
It's going to be lucky
if it's a quarter of a page

1122
01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,959
in the back
next to the fucking recipes.

1123
01:11:24,291 --> 01:11:26,959
No one gives a fuck, Hervé.

1124
01:11:27,041 --> 01:11:28,333
No one cares.

1125
01:11:29,792 --> 01:11:32,667
This real story of yours,
it's a joke.

1126
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:37,208
Your life...

1127
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:41,208
is a joke.

1128
01:11:45,208 --> 01:11:47,458
Finally.

1129
01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:49,542
I see the real you.

1130
01:11:50,917 --> 01:11:54,166
And I'm not your fucking
Junior either.

1131
01:11:56,458 --> 01:11:57,667
You're right.

1132
01:11:57,750 --> 01:11:58,959
Of course I'm right.

1133
01:11:59,041 --> 01:12:00,667
No, no.

1134
01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:04,041
I mean it's not much
of a story, is it?

1135
01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:05,792
Who knows?

1136
01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:07,333
Maybe having a knife
pulled on you

1137
01:12:07,417 --> 01:12:08,917
by a delusional
celebrity dwarf

1138
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,875
is worth half a page
on a slow news day.

1139
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,667
Okay.

1140
01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,709
Okay, we go now.

1141
01:12:22,709 --> 01:12:25,000
I-I... I'll take you home.

1142
01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:27,000
Yeah. Take me home.

1143
01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:29,083
About fuckin' time.

1144
01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:36,417
But before we go...

1145
01:12:39,583 --> 01:12:41,542
we make one last stop.

1146
01:12:43,375 --> 01:12:44,500
A stop?

1147
01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:45,750
No.

1148
01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:47,667
No more stops.

1149
01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:52,917
Danny, what is a story
without an ending?

1150
01:12:56,667 --> 01:12:58,583
Hervé, I just...

1151
01:12:58,667 --> 01:13:02,250
I can't handle
any more crazy.

1152
01:13:03,625 --> 01:13:04,750
No more.

1153
01:13:05,959 --> 01:13:07,959
No more. I promise.

1154
01:13:08,041 --> 01:13:10,291
You promise?

1155
01:13:11,917 --> 01:13:13,959
I promise.

1156
01:13:35,834 --> 01:13:39,291
Welcome to Fantasy Island,
Mr. Tate.

1157
01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:41,250
Formidable, non?

1158
01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:44,959
This is where we shoot
the plane landing, right here.

1159
01:13:47,333 --> 01:13:49,875
Do you want me to say it?

1160
01:13:51,291 --> 01:13:52,792
Not particularly.

1161
01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:55,500
The plane! The plane!

1162
01:14:09,667 --> 01:14:11,166
What is it?

1163
01:14:13,417 --> 01:14:16,333
This is where she was standing
when I first saw her.

1164
01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:19,458
Camille.

1165
01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:25,208
You were right.

1166
01:14:26,875 --> 01:14:28,417
It was me.

1167
01:14:30,792 --> 01:14:33,375
I fuck everything up.

1168
01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:35,792
Why? Why did you?

1169
01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:37,959
I don't know.

1170
01:14:38,041 --> 01:14:40,083
I just went crazy.

1171
01:14:44,709 --> 01:14:46,542
There must have been a moment...

1172
01:14:48,542 --> 01:14:49,917
a moment when...

1173
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,959
when you decided
to blow everything up,

1174
01:14:52,041 --> 01:14:54,041
when you could've made
another choice,

1175
01:14:54,125 --> 01:14:55,458
stopped yourself, when...

1176
01:14:55,542 --> 01:14:58,500
when things could've
turned out differently.

1177
01:14:58,583 --> 01:15:01,125
I don't know.
I never think about it.

1178
01:15:01,208 --> 01:15:03,542
So think about it.

1179
01:15:06,417 --> 01:15:08,792
What about you?
What was your moment?

1180
01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:11,917
Me?

1181
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,083
Christ, I don't know.

1182
01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:19,208
For me, moments never stop.

1183
01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:25,166
Camille! Camille!

1184
01:15:25,250 --> 01:15:27,059
I have a restraining order here,
Mr. Villechaize,

1185
01:15:27,083 --> 01:15:28,723
ordering you off the property
immediately.

1186
01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:31,000
- I don't give a shit.
- No need for unpleasantness.

1187
01:15:31,083 --> 01:15:33,959
- Where is she, cockbag?
- Hey, lookie here, short stuff.

1188
01:15:34,041 --> 01:15:35,166
Fuck!

1189
01:15:35,250 --> 01:15:36,625
- Hervé?
- Ah, Camille.

1190
01:15:36,709 --> 01:15:38,834
Camille! Camille!

1191
01:15:40,291 --> 01:15:42,333
Camille, baby.

1192
01:15:42,417 --> 01:15:43,625
Shit!

1193
01:15:43,709 --> 01:15:46,166
Camille, baby, I love you!

1194
01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:49,125
Camille! Camille!

1195
01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:53,750
It was 15 months to
the day after we got married.

1196
01:15:53,834 --> 01:15:55,333
Where are you? Camille!

1197
01:15:55,417 --> 01:15:58,291
I should've known
she planned to do it.

1198
01:15:58,375 --> 01:16:01,500
She planned to take away
my whole life.

1199
01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:12,417
I so wanted her
to love me.

1200
01:16:13,792 --> 01:16:15,500
But did you love her?

1201
01:16:18,792 --> 01:16:20,375
I don't know.

1202
01:16:20,458 --> 01:16:22,792
I don't know.
I thought I did.

1203
01:16:24,333 --> 01:16:28,166
I thought if I could
just make her love me,

1204
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:31,750
that everything
would be all right.

1205
01:16:31,834 --> 01:16:33,834
And I-I...

1206
01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:38,125
...I would be all right.

1207
01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:42,500
But I realize...

1208
01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:46,000
you cannot make
someone love you.

1209
01:16:49,291 --> 01:16:51,166
Not if they don't want to.

1210
01:16:53,083 --> 01:16:55,333
Not if they never did.

1211
01:16:58,083 --> 01:16:59,893
Goldie Hawn, you have $50.

1212
01:16:59,917 --> 01:17:01,709
150 to 50.

1213
01:17:01,792 --> 01:17:04,500
And we'll find out who can keep
playing, after this.

1214
01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:10,291
- Hey, boss!
- Hey, little fella.

1215
01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:11,625
What can I get you?

1216
01:17:11,709 --> 01:17:13,208
The chocolate!
The chocolate!

1217
01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:14,500
No, no, no, no, no.

1218
01:17:14,583 --> 01:17:16,792
The cinnamon!
The cinnamon!

1219
01:17:16,875 --> 01:17:19,083
No, no, no.
The plain! The plain!

1220
01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:27,959
Eventually a man must realize,

1221
01:17:28,041 --> 01:17:31,166
life don't depend
on what he is able to do,

1222
01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:34,375
only on what he is able
to accept.

1223
01:17:35,834 --> 01:17:39,166
So let's have a warm GM welcome

1224
01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:40,959
for our special guest.

1225
01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:43,291
It's the midget
with the heart of gold:

1226
01:17:43,375 --> 01:17:44,750
Tattoo!

1227
01:17:44,834 --> 01:17:46,875
Herby Velcheez!

1228
01:17:46,959 --> 01:17:48,792
Whoo!

1229
01:17:48,875 --> 01:17:51,000
Ah, look at that!

1230
01:17:52,917 --> 01:17:54,500
Where's the plane?

1231
01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:56,208
Hervé!

1232
01:17:57,917 --> 01:18:00,083
Say that thing you say!

1233
01:18:02,333 --> 01:18:04,417
Hey, Hervé, over here, buddy!

1234
01:18:05,709 --> 01:18:06,792
Hey!

1235
01:18:12,291 --> 01:18:14,208
Back up!
Get out of here!

1236
01:18:16,208 --> 01:18:19,542
I am so sick of this shit,
Kathy!

1237
01:18:19,625 --> 01:18:20,834
- Like...
- Okay, baby,

1238
01:18:20,917 --> 01:18:22,083
but try to calm down.

1239
01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:24,208
I'm sick! I'm sick of...

1240
01:18:24,291 --> 01:18:25,768
So we won't do it anymore.
We're done.

1241
01:18:25,792 --> 01:18:27,959
We won't do
this shit anymore.

1242
01:18:29,625 --> 01:18:31,375
Baby, what are you...?

1243
01:18:31,458 --> 01:18:32,583
Fuck, what are you doing?

1244
01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:35,458
God!

1245
01:19:10,792 --> 01:19:11,917
Kathy.

1246
01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:21,250
At the end of the day,

1247
01:19:21,333 --> 01:19:25,500
I realize I am no different
to anyone else.

1248
01:19:28,709 --> 01:19:30,542
Addicted to a fantasy.

1249
01:19:34,208 --> 01:19:39,166
The fantasy that something
or someone

1250
01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:43,375
will take away
the pain of life.

1251
01:19:56,417 --> 01:19:59,250
It is going to be
a beautiful morning.

1252
01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:20,625
When you go back?

1253
01:20:20,709 --> 01:20:22,226
Maybe tomorrow.
Or the day after.

1254
01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:23,375
I don't know yet.

1255
01:20:23,458 --> 01:20:26,458
Come see me tonight,
at my hotel.

1256
01:20:26,542 --> 01:20:27,750
Tonight?

1257
01:20:27,834 --> 01:20:28,875
Yeah.

1258
01:20:28,959 --> 01:20:32,125
I stay at the Sheraton
in Universal.

1259
01:20:32,208 --> 01:20:34,875
They fumigate my house.

1260
01:20:36,542 --> 01:20:39,166
Allergic to the fumes.

1261
01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:40,542
Please come.

1262
01:20:42,083 --> 01:20:43,583
I don't have
any more questions.

1263
01:20:43,667 --> 01:20:45,917
Well, I don't have
any more answers.

1264
01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:50,250
But I have
something for you.

1265
01:20:52,083 --> 01:20:53,625
We'll see.

1266
01:20:53,709 --> 01:20:55,125
It's been a long night.

1267
01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:24,230
We all took a bet
how long it would be

1268
01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:25,500
before you were off the wagon.

1269
01:21:27,458 --> 01:21:29,658
I haven't been drinking again,
if that's what you think.

1270
01:21:29,709 --> 01:21:31,000
It's all right, mate.

1271
01:21:31,083 --> 01:21:32,625
You're far less
boring that way.

1272
01:21:35,166 --> 01:21:36,333
What are you doing here?

1273
01:21:36,417 --> 01:21:38,875
Baskin's got a job for me.

1274
01:21:38,959 --> 01:21:40,417
What?

1275
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:43,792
Something about
a hatchet job.

1276
01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,458
You kidding?

1277
01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:48,959
What'd you expect?

1278
01:21:50,542 --> 01:21:52,041
So she fired me?

1279
01:21:52,125 --> 01:21:53,667
I don't know.

1280
01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:55,333
You'd better ask her.

1281
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:01,542
Oh, be a pal.

1282
01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,709
Let her know I arrived safely,
will you?

1283
01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:22,000
Danny! Danny!

1284
01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:24,166
Danny! Danny!

1285
01:22:32,166 --> 01:22:33,625
Danny.

1286
01:22:35,625 --> 01:22:36,834
Yeah.

1287
01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:41,583
My girlfriend.

1288
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:00,458
Hello?

1289
01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:01,709
Katie?

1290
01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:05,792
Danny, I told you not to...

1291
01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:08,917
No, don't hang up, Katie.
Please, please.

1292
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,458
You don't have to say anything.

1293
01:24:15,166 --> 01:24:16,750
I worked it out.

1294
01:24:20,208 --> 01:24:22,250
Why I can't accept it.

1295
01:24:26,041 --> 01:24:28,458
And I know there's nothing
I can do to fix it.

1296
01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:34,709
But I wanted you to know that...

1297
01:24:36,291 --> 01:24:37,959
...I know it's over.

1298
01:24:41,792 --> 01:24:44,625
I know. I know it is,
and I'm sorry.

1299
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:53,375
Because you both deserve better.

1300
01:24:57,375 --> 01:24:58,667
It's...

1301
01:25:00,667 --> 01:25:03,333
it's really good...

1302
01:25:03,417 --> 01:25:05,500
that you're saying
all of this.

1303
01:25:08,792 --> 01:25:10,542
That you're realizing...

1304
01:25:33,375 --> 01:25:34,750
Danny?

1305
01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:38,875
I'm still here.

1306
01:26:07,041 --> 01:26:08,583
Shit.

1307
01:26:22,792 --> 01:26:24,250
LAX, please.

1308
01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:41,417
I have to make a quick stop.

1309
01:26:46,125 --> 01:26:47,625
Give me a few minutes.

1310
01:26:52,917 --> 01:26:54,333
- Hey.
- Hey.

1311
01:26:54,417 --> 01:26:56,834
It's Danny Tate
for Hervé Villechaize, 1702.

1312
01:26:56,917 --> 01:26:58,250
Of course.

1313
01:27:00,709 --> 01:27:02,542
Yes, there's a Mr. Tate
here to see you?

1314
01:27:02,625 --> 01:27:05,333
Oh, very good. Down the hall,
elevator's to the left.

1315
01:27:05,417 --> 01:27:06,500
Thank you.

1316
01:27:15,834 --> 01:27:17,166
Hello?

1317
01:27:25,458 --> 01:27:26,625
Hello?

1318
01:27:29,041 --> 01:27:30,333
It's you.

1319
01:27:33,750 --> 01:27:35,458
Hervé...

1320
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:39,500
What is that?

1321
01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:43,959
My stun gun.

1322
01:27:44,041 --> 01:27:46,750
Fifteen thousand volts,
you know.

1323
01:27:46,834 --> 01:27:48,041
Just in case.

1324
01:27:50,291 --> 01:27:51,500
In case of what?

1325
01:27:54,458 --> 01:27:55,875
Ah.

1326
01:27:55,959 --> 01:27:57,750
No, no, no.

1327
01:27:57,834 --> 01:27:59,750
I have problem
with my back,

1328
01:27:59,834 --> 01:28:02,041
but, you know,
I find a solution?

1329
01:28:04,792 --> 01:28:06,625
Roger's with me always.

1330
01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:10,208
You see?

1331
01:28:10,291 --> 01:28:12,166
Huh?

1332
01:28:13,875 --> 01:28:15,250
Want a Sprite?

1333
01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:17,333
No, thank you.
I don't have much time.

1334
01:28:19,709 --> 01:28:21,291
Ah, well, it's late
for these already.

1335
01:28:26,625 --> 01:28:28,041
What is all this?

1336
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,959
The children,
they still write,

1337
01:28:33,041 --> 01:28:35,458
even though they all
grown up now.

1338
01:28:35,542 --> 01:28:37,458
You know,
they ask for things.

1339
01:28:37,542 --> 01:28:40,125
They ask for, you know,
autographs.

1340
01:28:40,208 --> 01:28:41,917
Photos.

1341
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,625
Advice.

1342
01:28:43,709 --> 01:28:45,709
- That's nice.
- Yeah.

1343
01:28:58,291 --> 01:29:01,000
So in the end
you found her?

1344
01:29:01,083 --> 01:29:02,417
The one?

1345
01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:04,458
Kathy. Yes.

1346
01:29:07,667 --> 01:29:09,583
She is my best friend.

1347
01:29:10,834 --> 01:29:13,291
I'm sure lucky
to find her.

1348
01:29:14,959 --> 01:29:18,166
She help me through
the hardest years of my life

1349
01:29:18,250 --> 01:29:20,917
and all my health problems.

1350
01:29:24,750 --> 01:29:28,750
There is nothing
I would do to hurt her.

1351
01:29:34,291 --> 01:29:35,750
Is this your mother?

1352
01:29:36,959 --> 01:29:39,417
Is she still alive?

1353
01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:41,625
I don't know.
I don't know.

1354
01:29:42,792 --> 01:29:43,875
She...

1355
01:29:43,959 --> 01:29:45,542
I don't see her
since that night,

1356
01:29:45,625 --> 01:29:47,875
the night of the premiere.

1357
01:29:47,959 --> 01:29:50,917
I think I owe you the truth.

1358
01:30:14,667 --> 01:30:18,458
I hadn't seen my parents
in over 10 year.

1359
01:31:21,333 --> 01:31:23,208
You know, I was thinking
of giving these

1360
01:31:23,291 --> 01:31:24,792
to the Television Academy.

1361
01:31:24,875 --> 01:31:28,917
But I think it's better
that you take them.

1362
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:30,375
Why?

1363
01:31:30,458 --> 01:31:32,667
For your story.

1364
01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:34,667
No, I couldn't.

1365
01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:36,875
Please.

1366
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:40,000
Well, maybe one or two.

1367
01:31:40,083 --> 01:31:42,041
No. All of them.

1368
01:31:49,709 --> 01:31:50,875
I'm glad I stayed.

1369
01:31:50,959 --> 01:31:52,417
Me, too.

1370
01:31:52,500 --> 01:31:57,125
It's a long time since
I so honest with someone.

1371
01:31:59,208 --> 01:32:02,250
I don't feel so alone now.

1372
01:32:04,750 --> 01:32:08,709
No, wait, before you go,
we record this historic moment.

1373
01:32:08,792 --> 01:32:10,500
Huh? Come on.

1374
01:32:10,583 --> 01:32:12,709
Come on, Danny.
Come on, come sit.

1375
01:32:16,083 --> 01:32:17,458
Put that down.

1376
01:32:49,625 --> 01:32:52,542
I cannot wait
to read your article.

1377
01:32:52,625 --> 01:32:55,542
Who knows, maybe it
make me famous again.

1378
01:32:55,625 --> 01:32:57,959
I can't promise anything.

1379
01:32:59,917 --> 01:33:01,417
I fucked up that other job.

1380
01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:02,834
I think they fired me.

1381
01:33:04,959 --> 01:33:06,250
But you were right.

1382
01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:08,458
It's a great story.

1383
01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:30,875
You tell them...

1384
01:33:30,959 --> 01:33:33,542
I regret nothing.

1385
01:33:59,625 --> 01:34:01,500
Hervé! Tattoo!

1386
01:34:01,583 --> 01:34:02,875
Do it.

1387
01:34:02,959 --> 01:34:04,959
- Do the thing. You know?
- Ah, no, no, no.

1388
01:34:05,041 --> 01:34:06,208
Come on.

1389
01:34:08,041 --> 01:34:10,500
The plane! The plane!

1390
01:37:01,041 --> 01:37:02,709
Hervé?

1391
01:37:08,709 --> 01:37:10,041
Hervé?

1392
01:37:11,542 --> 01:37:12,875
Hervé?

1393
01:37:32,625 --> 01:37:34,083
Hello?

1394
01:37:34,166 --> 01:37:35,893
Yes, it's Marty Rothstein.

1395
01:37:35,917 --> 01:37:37,667
I'm sorry I have
to tell you this, but...

1396
01:37:37,750 --> 01:37:39,166
What?

1397
01:37:39,250 --> 01:37:41,000
...Hervé's gone.

1398
01:37:41,083 --> 01:37:42,750
He killed himself.

1399
01:37:45,792 --> 01:37:47,083
Jesus.

1400
01:38:09,875 --> 01:38:12,166
It's a brilliant piece.

1401
01:38:12,250 --> 01:38:14,250
Thank you.

1402
01:38:14,333 --> 01:38:16,000
Two pages.
Somewhere in the middle.

1403
01:38:16,083 --> 01:38:17,667
What?

1404
01:38:17,750 --> 01:38:19,333
Five hundred words,
short and funny.

1405
01:38:19,417 --> 01:38:21,375
That's what I asked for.
Not this.

1406
01:38:21,458 --> 01:38:23,125
Fine. I'll take it
somewhere else.

1407
01:38:23,208 --> 01:38:25,542
You can't. We commissioned it.
We own it.

1408
01:38:25,625 --> 01:38:26,976
- Then run it.
- We are running it.

1409
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:28,083
On the cover!

1410
01:38:28,166 --> 01:38:29,750
Two pages.
Somewhere in the middle.

1411
01:38:29,834 --> 01:38:31,667
But...

1412
01:38:31,750 --> 01:38:34,250
please, you can't do that.

1413
01:38:34,333 --> 01:38:36,291
Why?

1414
01:38:38,834 --> 01:38:41,041
Because I promised him.

1415
01:38:41,125 --> 01:38:43,583
You promised him.

1416
01:38:43,667 --> 01:38:47,125
Why on earth would you do
something stupid like that?

1417
01:38:49,333 --> 01:38:51,750
Cheer up. Your little friend
did you a favor.

1418
01:38:51,834 --> 01:38:54,250
You've only got a job
because he killed himself.

1419
01:38:54,333 --> 01:38:56,750
It's a story.

1420
01:38:56,834 --> 01:38:58,667
Now cut it down.

1421
01:39:51,875 --> 01:39:55,166
Well, Tate's topped
a midget.

1422
01:39:55,250 --> 01:39:56,583
Where do we
send him next?

1423
01:40:00,583 --> 01:40:02,208
Let's have a look
at that rewrite then.

1424
01:40:19,542 --> 01:40:22,083
At least let us treat you
to a goodbye drink.

1425
01:40:36,041 --> 01:40:37,125
Fuck!

1426
01:40:48,834 --> 01:40:50,583
Right, get back to work.