Come On, Brother

Albert: Come on now, younger brother of mine.
It’s an awesome show
Why would I lie?
Just watch it once,
Go ahead and give it a try

Irving: It’s Ducky Momo
What more can I say?
Nobody likes that
Unless they’re female, a toddler, or-

Albert: Hey, now, Irving, would you watch it on a boat?
Irving: No way, “Truth Detector”, not even with a goat
Albert: Maybe in Egypt or Peru?
Irving: Not even at a screening of Space Adventure 52
Albert: If I threatened to shoot you otherwise?
Irving: I’d take the bullet, to stay away from this show I despise

Albert: Oh, come on, bro, just give it a try
I’d never lie to you
So, don’t ask why
I want you to watch a show based on a property everyducky knows is made exclusively
For humans of the opposite gender

Now, remember bro?
The joy we experienced
Waiting eagerly for new episodes
Of Flowerbuff Girls
And Fossy’s House for Make-’Em-Up Pals

Irving: Totally different, bro
Albert: How so?
Irving: …………..Well,…………. OKAY, ALRIGHT, I DON’T KNOW
Albert: Exactly………

Irving: But, tell me this, Albert. What makes you so
Enjoy-y……. Like-y……… so
Albert: Those aren’t even words
Don’t be such a dodo
Irving: What, about the show, makes you say “yay”
Albert: Louder.
Irving: Yay!?
Albert: Louder.
Irving: Yay……..
Albert: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUDEEEER
Irving: Whatever
Assertiveness can not win the war
Albert: Why can’t you apply the fan boy-ness
That you’re known for
Why can’t you accept the fact
That Ducky Momo’s enjoyable now

Irving: Well, can you just stop trying to convince me?
In that bush, and in that tree?
Albert: Not until you get in that boat
Start to row
Then finally watch
Some of the show

In other words,
I will not stop persuading you in the future far
I will not stop, Irving-You-Are

Irving (spoken): .............Wow, that seemed tacked-on