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- Sudden Death - Flatulent Baby Lyrics
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- I call you every day, we go out every night
- I hope we'll be together for the rest of our lives
- People spread gossip, just jealous I guess
- Because the smell that you give off makes 'em choke to death
- You eat baked beans and you've never been full
- But you pour 'em down your mouth by the bucket full
- Check out the way the bed sheets rise and fall
- The strong gasses make cracks in the wall
- I didn't hear it but I smell it please turn on the fan
- And before you leave please flush the can
- Odorous emissions are the iceberg's tip
- If you feel it buildin' up then just let it rip
- But then oh no, I'll get the gas mask
- I tried to fumigate but it's an impossible task
- I've gotten used to it in fact I kinda like it when it's done
- Now, go ahead and cut another one
- [chorus]
- I'm flatulent baby
- Go ahead baby
- You rip 'em and cut 'em like you're only made of gas
- A crowded movie theatre will empty out fast
- Taxi driver didn't let you get very far
- Took a little whiff, get out my car!
- I'm accostomed, but the rest of you
- If the aroma's too much then I'll tell you what to do
- Stand back, get as far away as you can
- Or you'll be hit with a smell that can level the land
- Baby's got back with a serious attack
- That affects me just like an aphrodesiac
- It's real bad, you'd better check your dirty drawers
- And the sound mistaken for a herd of wild boars
- I don't mind that my eyes are bloodshot
- I'm prepared, so give it all you got
- Forget other body functions, this one's a trip
- Yo baby, bend over and let it rip
- [chorus]
- When you first walked in you were beautiful no doubt
- But that smell that came with you nearly knocked me out
- I tried to hold my breatch, I nearly choked to death
- Strugglin' for air, I had to call the EMS
- How you gonna stay alive while you're inside and elevator
- I can't believe it, the gasses can't be fumigated
- We go swimmin', I'm in a lot of trouble
- It could be a hot tub 'cause there's so many bubbles
- You go have fun I'm taking a vacation
- 'Cause you've got the ultimate in constipation
- Girl yo, I love you but you smell bad
- And it drives me nuts
- Knockin' over houses while the owners run
- Man watchin' you fart is my main source of fun
- I've gotten used to it in fact I kinda like it when it's done
- Now, go ahead and cut another one
- [chorus]
- I can't believe you tried to breathe the same air as me
- The fumes'll put a strain on your olfactory
- Bad breath and body odor is what you're about
- Every hole in your body has a stench coming out
- I hold my nose when you approach I suppose
- That you ruined your clothes and can't breathe through your nose
- Hold it in, you can't but you tried
- I can't help if you smell like somebody died
- People avoid you like you had the plague
- My brother took a deep breath, that was a big mistake
- Barnum wanted you as a side show freak
- I'm gonna give you a cork to plug up the gas leak
- You know I love you baby and you know I don't care
- That you constantly smell like you burn your hair
- When you pass by and you pass your end
- They say that limburger woman walked by again
- So take a step back give me some room to breathe
- You smell as if you got some kind of fatal disease
- Other men said they loved you but the smell made them liars
- Now go ahead and fart all your little heart desires
- [chorus]
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