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  1. BakedPotato: man I wish I could be the turtle of a stoner who hotboxes her room everyday
  2. [20:54:17] xchan: who what
  3. [20:54:20] BakedPotato: her
  4. [20:54:23] testicularassault: ^
  5. [20:54:30] it's offic
  6. [20:54:34] tater wants a sex change
  7. [20:54:35] xchan: hotboxes what
  8. [20:54:44] what dat
  9. [20:54:58] BakedPotato: where you seal up a room and somke
  10. [20:54:59] xchan: tell him i said happy birthdfay
  11. [20:55:02] ohh
  12. [20:55:03] ok
  13. [20:55:10] BakedPotato: so it gets all smokey
  14. [20:55:17] xchan: gotcha lol
  15. [20:55:17] superbeastdj: I was saying, "OMG".. i checked out tiny chats home page.. joined a bunch of random chats.. (50% were stonerchats) lol.. fucking weird!
  16. [20:55:32] xchan: I wonder if turtles can get high
  17. [20:55:33] testicularassault: let's try xchan
  18. [20:55:45] get them high
  19. [20:55:48] then get them to fuck
  20. [20:55:54] xchan: I don't want to hurt my turtle if it affects them bad
  21. [20:55:57] testicularassault: then drop everything and become turtle breeders
  22. [20:56:06] BakedPotato: I'm pretty sure most animals hae cannabinoid receptors
  23. [20:56:08] testicularassault: then write a book about getting turtles high and our success
  24. [20:56:21] testicularassault: then get our own reality tv show
  25. [20:56:42] testicularassault: then sell out and star on low viewed cooking shows
  26. [20:56:50] BakedPotato: xchan you cant hurt animals with weed
  27. [20:57:03] xchan: xX420_turtl3sXx
  28. [20:57:21] the show name
  29. [20:57:25] testicularassault: im down
  30. [20:57:33] BakedPotato: how fucking AMAZING would it be to host a stoner cooking channel
  31. [20:57:35] testicularassault: can i be a sterotypical black man
  32. [20:57:40] BakedPotato: spoiler the best
  33. [20:57:41] xchan: yes
  34. [20:57:50] the first scene is
  35. [20:57:53] you open the door
  36. [20:57:57] with a bucket of fried chicken
  37. [20:58:02] and a 2 liter of grape soda
  38. [20:58:14] testicularassault: can i sag my pants
  39. [20:58:21] xchan: and then we use that track laughter they use in white family sitcoms
  40. [20:58:24] testicularassault: with designer jeans that are 4 sizes to small
  41. [20:58:33] BakedPotato: of course
  42. [20:58:33] xchan: yes
  43. [20:58:45] xchan: then I just tilt my head and laugh at you and go
  44. [20:58:51] xchan: "oh jamal"
  45. [20:58:54] testicularassault: LOL
  46. [20:58:57] xchan: and I shake my head and smile
  47. [20:59:05] testicularassault: cant use my real name sounds to terroist
  48. [20:59:11] BakedPotato: what would my enttrance be like xchan
  49. [20:59:20] xchan: yeah you have to sound like an authentic black man
  50. [20:59:35] testicularassault: i can say outrageous black people things
  51. [20:59:41] "fat bitches cry when i pull out my dick"
  52. [20:59:52] xchan: potato I would walk in your room and you would be blazing it, stoned out of your fucking mind with your eyes red and squinty
  53. [20:59:57] and you would blow smoke out of your mouth
  54. [21:00:15] and I'd be like what do you want for dinner Joe
  55. [21:00:24] and you would just sit there for 30 seconds
  56. [21:00:26] saying nothing
  57. [21:00:29] just looking at me
  58. [21:00:39] and we would use that white family sitcom track laughter again
  59. [21:00:46] testicularassault: ^
  60. [21:00:49] we got this planned out
  61. [21:00:51] xchan: then I would be like
  62. [21:00:53] JOE
  63. [21:00:59] testicularassault: i cant wait to get canceled half way through the first season
  64. [21:01:03] xchan: and you would go 'wuuhhhhttt" and turn your head really slow
  65. [21:01:05] and look at me
  66. [21:01:10] and I would repeat myself
  67. [21:01:25] ^testicularassault
  68. [21:01:26] testicularassault: write this down
  69. [21:01:35] xchan: copy the chat and save it in notepad
  70. [21:02:21] anyway Joe would be like
  71. [21:02:33] "I want some uh.....fried chicken...yeah man.."
  72. [21:02:39] BakedPotato: fuck yes
  73. [21:02:52] xchan: and I'd be like aww thats perfect because Jamal, your step father, just came home with some!
  74. [21:03:04] and you would be like
  75. [21:03:07] BakedPotato: >step father
  76. [21:03:07] xchan: "rad, bruh.."
  77. [21:03:31] THEN
  78. [21:03:47] xchan: we would all be sitting at the dinner table and Jamal would be like
  79. [21:04:03] "YO YO YO, put down yo chicken, I gots an announcement to make"
  80. [21:04:19] BakedPotato: oh golly
  81. [21:04:21] xchan: and he would pull out a fat sack of weed
  82. [21:04:28] >cue track laughter
  83. [21:05:07] BakedPotato: lol
  84. [21:05:15] xchan: "I used out rent money to buy dis shit. . AND YO.... I got da tightest idea"
  85. [21:05:24] "we gone get our turtles high as fuck mane"
  86. [21:05:37] BakedPotato: LOL
  87. [21:05:40] testicularassault: LOL
  88. [21:06:03] xchan: then me & potato would tilt our head and laught at you
  89. [21:06:04] and go
  90. [21:06:06] "OH JAMAL!"
  91. [21:06:14] and then we would have MORE track laughter
  92. [21:06:27] BakedPotato: laugh tracks are a must
  93. [21:06:27] xchan: you cannot have enough track laughter in a successful tv show
  94. [21:06:33] BakedPotato: ^
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