UOS - Gating Irish Folksinger

// Drunk(Possibly?), Gating, Irish folksinger by kakel_anders (Player - UOG:Demise)
if not findalias 'Instrument'
  promptalias 'Instrument'
endif
if not findalias 'runebook'
  promptalias 'runebook'
endif
if not timerexists 'gate'
  createtimer 'gate'
endif
if not listexists 'speechhues'
  createlist 'speechhues'
  pushlist 'speechhues' 8
  pushlist 'speechhues' 13
  pushlist 'speechhues' 18
  pushlist 'speechhues' 23
  pushlist 'speechhues' 28
  pushlist 'speechhues' 33
  pushlist 'speechhues' 38
  pushlist 'speechhues' 43
  pushlist 'speechhues' 48
  pushlist 'speechhues' 53
  pushlist 'speechhues' 58
endif
if not listexists 'speech'
  createlist 'speech'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Why is the rum gone?!'
  pushlist 'speech' 'App! Found it! This calls for a song!'
  pushlist 'speech' "So, how's everyone doin' teday?"
  pushlist 'speech' "Good te hear, good te hear!"
  pushlist 'speech' "How 'bout we kick er off with a bit of lute eh?"
  // The Auld Triangle - Dubliners
  pushlist 'speech' "A hungry feeling.. ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Came o'er me stealing! ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "All the mice were squealing ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "In my prison cell.. ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle! ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "All along the banks of the Royal Canal! ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "To begin the morning ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "The screw was bawling ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' '"Get up ya loser and clean up your cell!" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "All along the banks of the Royal Canal ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "Now the screw was peeping ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "As the lag lay sleeping ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Dreaming about his girl Sal ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle! ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "All along the banks of the Royal Canal ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "Oh! the wind was rising ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And the day declining ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "As a lady, I'm praying ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "In my prison cell.. ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "All along the banks of the Royal Canal ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "In the female prison ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "There are SEVENTIFEIVE women ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And among them now, I wish I did dwell ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "Then that auld triangle could go jingle-jangle ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "All along the banks of the Royal Canal ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Thank ye, thank ye, so, sooo much!"
  pushlist 'speech' "I can almost smell them tear in yer eyes from over there!"
  pushlist 'speech' "Anyway, on to something with a bit more drag to it!"
  pushlist 'speech' "One of my personal favourites, listen well!"
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "’Sé do bheatha, a bhean ba léanmhar ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "do bé ár gcreach tú bheith i ngéibhinn ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "do dhúiche bhreá i seilbh meirleach ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "'s tú díolta leis na Gallaibh ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "Tá Gráinne Mhaol ag teacht thar sáile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "óglaigh armtha léi mar gharda ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Gaeil iad féin is ní Francaigh ná Spáinnigh ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "'s cuirfidh siad ruaig ar Ghallaibh ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "A bhuí le Rí na bhFeart go bhfeiceam ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "muna mbeam beo ina dhiaidh ach seachtain ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Gráinne Mhaol agus míle gaiscíoch ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "ag fógairt fáin ar Ghallaibh ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh. ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "Go raibh maith agat! Go raibh maith agat!"
  pushlist 'speech' "Now onto some comedy i recon'"
  pushlist 'speech' "Listen close now friends, and if ye can't hear.."
  pushlist 'speech' "Well.. Yer gonna have te listen harder!"
  pushlist 'speech' "'er we go!'"
  // Sicknote - Dubliners'
  pushlist 'speech' "Dear Sir, I write this note to you to tell you of me plight ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And at the time of writing, I am not a pretty sight ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Me body is all black and blue, me face a deathly gray ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And I write this note to say why Paddy's not at work today ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "*harkle*"
  pushlist 'speech' "While working on the fourteenth floor some bricks I had to clear ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Now, to throw them down from such a height was not a good idea ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "The foreman wasn't very pleased, he beeing an awkward sod ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "He said I'd have to cart them down the ladders in me hod ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "*erhhrhhmm*"
  pushlist 'speech' "Now, clearing all these bricks by hand it was so very slow ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "So I hoisted up a barrel and secured the rope below ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "But in me haste to do the job I was to blind to see ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "That a barrelful of building bricks was heavier than me ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "*pause*"
  pushlist 'speech' "So when I untied the rope the barrel fell like lead ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Well, I shot up like a rocket till to my dismay I found ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "That halfway up I met the bloody barrel coming down ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "..."
  pushlist 'speech' "Well, the barrel broke me shoulder as to the ground it sped ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And when I reached the top I banged the pully with my head ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Well, I clung on tight through numbed shock from this almighty blow ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And the barrel spilled out half the bricks fourteen floors below. ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "..."
  pushlist 'speech' "Now, when these bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "I then outweighed the barrel and so started down once more ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Still clinging tightly to the rope, I sped towards the ground ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And I landed on the brocken bricks that were all scattered round ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "..."
  pushlist 'speech' "Well, I lay there groaning on the ground, I thougth I'd passed the worst ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "When the barrel hit the pully-wheel and then the bottom burst ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Well, a shower of bricks rained down on me, I hadn't got a hope ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "As I lay there moaning on the ground, I let go of the bloody rope ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "*giggle*"
  pushlist 'speech' "The barrel then being heavier then started down once more ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And landed right across me as I lay upon the floor ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "It broke three ribs, and my left arm, and I can only say ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "That I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "*Deep bow*"
  pushlist 'speech' "So ye hear, workplace safety is a serious matter!"
  pushlist 'speech' "As i impress ye all, any applauds, gold or artifacts are welcome!"
  pushlist 'speech' "As a matter of fact.. always wanted me a keep!"
  pushlist 'speech' "Trammel or Malas..  I'm nay picky! *smile*"
  pushlist 'speech' "Well now, on to a drinkin' song!"
  pushlist 'speech' "This song is called 'Seven Drunken nights'"
  pushlist 'speech' "But i'm pretty sure ill get banned if i do more than five!"
  pushlist 'speech' "*laugh*"
  pushlist 'speech' 'Anywho! It's about a suspicious lad on a drunken spree! Enjoy!'
  // 7 drunken nights - Dubliners
  pushlist 'speech' ' '
  pushlist 'speech' "As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' 'Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "You silly old fellow, still you can not see ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' 'Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be?" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "You silly old fellow, still you can not see ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "And as I went home on Tu..Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' 'Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "You silly old fellow, still you can not see ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' 'Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "You silly old fellow, still you can not see ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "I saw a head with you in the bed, where my old head should be ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' 'Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "You silly old fellow, still you can not see ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "*bow*"
  pushlist 'speech' "*That feller need to call a GM, there's cheatin' about! *laugh*"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' "Anyway, let's end the session with a good ol' shanty shall we?"
  pushlist 'speech' "Thanks everyone, ye been a great audience!"
  pushlist 'speech' 'I thought I heard the Old Man say ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' '"Leave her, Johnny, leave her" ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Tomorrow ye will get your pay ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' "And it's time for us to leave her ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' 'Leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' "For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And it's time for us to leave her ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' 'Oh, the wind was foul and the sea ran high ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'She shipped it green and none went by ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' "And it's time for us to leave her ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Everybody!"
  pushlist 'speech' 'Leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' "For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And it's time for us to leave her ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' 'I hate to sail on this rotten tub ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'No grog allowed and rotten grub ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' "And it's time for us to leave her ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' 'Leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' "For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And it's time for us to leave her ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
  pushlist 'speech' 'We swear by rote for want of more ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' "But now we're through so we'll go on shore ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And it's time for us to leave her ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Come on!"
  pushlist 'speech' 'Leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' 'Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her ~♫'
  pushlist 'speech' "For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "And it's time for us to leave her ~♫"
  pushlist 'speech' "Ahh! And Bob's yer uncle!"
  pushlist 'speech' "Thank you! Thank you!"
  pushlist 'speech' " "
endif
if list 'speech' > 0
  pushlist 'speech' 'speech[0]
  pushlist 'speechhues' 'speechhues[0]'
  msg speech[0] speechhues[0]
  @poplist 'speech' 'front'
  @poplist 'speechhues' 'front'
  usetype 0xeb2
    if timer 'gate' > 30000
   cast 'gate travel'
   pause 3000
   target! runebook
   settimer 'gate' 0
 endif
  pause 4000
endif