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PT.1  STRANGER DANGER!¡
USERNAME:
— it’s “@holysuho”.
PASSWORD(S):
— SHINee | GFRIEND | Block B
SLOT:
— “GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK”.
BACKUP SLOT :
— “DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT LOVE”.
NAME:
— Yichao Yang.
NICKNAME:
— “Froot Loops”. His friends call him by that name because they think it’s cute how much he loves them.
ETHNICITY:
— Korean | Chinese.
NATIONALITY:
— Korean.
AGE :
— 21 {korean} | 20 {international}.
DATE OF BIRTH:
— December 20, 1996.

PT.2  GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK

PERSONALITY:
— Yang Yichao is what you would call a natural leader: it's easy for him to take charge in perilous situations. It's normal for him to make a plan, tell it and say firmly, "this is the way we're going to do it", regardless of how far-fetched his ideas are. No matter how much you don't like the way he wants things to be, his smooth communication skills and subtle persuasions will have the whole group agreeing on his idea.
   He's proved himself as a useful tool, not only as a leader but as a communicator. His knowledge in Mandarin, Cantonese, Russian and can prove helpful when tackling foreigners, but his lack of English skills makes all of that useless. despite this, you'll never find him doing the talking when faced with actual Koreans.
   He can also be a bit hot-tempered at times, even if you haven't done anything wrong. You can tell he's in a mood when he sits down, crosses his arms and won't reply to anything. This kind of behaviour happens several times a week, and the rest of the group have accepted this as some kind of weekly routine. God help you if you try to hide; he will find you eventually.
   Occasionally, these emotions will spiral out of control. When this happens, it's best to shove him in his room and leave him alone. Eventually, he'll fall asleep no matter what the time is. This usually happens after he throws all the feathers from his pillow around the room, realises he's going too far, and decides to take a nap on the floor. That also means the room is occupied for the next 12 hours, so his roommate is forced to sleep in the living room.
   He's also a major hypocrite. You leave things to the last minute? You'll get shouted at. If he leaves things to the last minute, it's because he's stressed, he's got a lot of things on his mind and you can shut your mouth promptly. If you drop your ice cream, shut the fuck up, it's just an ice cream. If he drops his ice cream, the world must stop what they're doing and get him  a new one immediately. Living with yichao is like living with a giant baby.
   He also refuses to admit when he's wrong, most of the time. He will churn out tons of excuses just so you can't get a word in edgeways, make a loud noise and sit in another room to "think things through". He accepts that he's problematic, but makes no move to change his behaviour.
   He can be viewed as an overachiever, because none of his efforts are seen as good enough. He'll get home from college after an exam, sit in silence, and think with highly analytical thinking, where he could have fucked up. If his grades aren't perfect, he'll demand a resit. If you dare interrupt him, you'll get a quick slap around the head.
   However, those who don't know Yichao see him as observant and serious. It's hard not to agree with that when in public, he's usually sitting with his legs crossed, wearing sunglasses, sipping a Starbucks with no expression on his face. He doesn't make much noise in front of people he doesn't know, preferring to communicate using eye and body language (if that's even possible). He's the type of guy you don't want to sit next to on the bus, because you're intimidated by his unwelcoming stature and blank facial expression.
   When in the company of girls, he's well aware of them, and goes the extra mile just to look eligible. He'll often flirt with them jokingly, comment on people walking by, and generally act like a rich hoe, who's good looking and knows it very well. This kind of behaviour only happens with girls, and it's very entertaining to watch him like that.
   Now, despite his icy aura, and problematic attitude toward most people, he often shows his soft, caring side, but only in front of his members and love interest. When he's not pissed off, or preparing for an exam, he's the softest bean you'll ever know.
   After coming home from college, or from a long hour of studying, he'll throw on his favourite red sweater, curl up in a ball on the sofa and watch Stranger Things on Netflix. You're not allowed to disturb him, unless you're coming to give him hot chocolate, or you're gonna snuggle with him. After this, he's guaranteed to be happy, and trust me, Yichao's smile is the cutest thing you've ever seen.
   He's actually in touch with his caring side, but it doesn't show through in front of people. If it did, people would get suspicious, because he wouldn't be behaving like the Yichao they know. You can tell it's showed if you fall asleep on the couch and wake up with a blanket around you; or if you can't afford the jacket you really wanted from the shop, and you find it sitting on your bed after a day's practise. There's a 99% chance Yichao put it there. If you ask who it was, he'll smile and whisper, "it was the fairies". One thing to know is not to confront him about it, because he'll suddenly get very flustered, and your chance of being visited by "the fairies" again gets lowered.
   When his caring side actually comes out publicly, it doesn't last long. For example, the time he got into a fight with one of the people on the trip, and said "I love you, okay? don't forget that" after making up with them. They just looked at him weirdly, making Yichao say coldly, "what's so interesting, hoe?"
   In short, Yichao is a very emotional person. You can catch him in a good mood, or in a bad one. Either way, there's nothing stopping you from loving him irrationally.

BACKGROUND:
   Yichao was born to a middle-class family in the Korean province of Anyang-si, in the winter of 1996. His mother, Linai, worked as a science technician at his school (Burim Middle School) and his father, Jinsook, worked in the Korean branch of a Chinese company. He lived a peaceful life, and made a few friends, playing football in his spare time. He loved Anyang-si as it was a massive city and he loved adventures: he'd usually wander off with his friends and worry his parents sick.
   When he reached the age of 18, he graduated school, and took a year-long trip to China as a "gap year". He started attending university at the age of 19, in September 2016, majoring in Fine/Studio Arts. He formed a close circle of friends after he sat with them in the canteen ("what are you doing here?" "eating, bitch").
MAJOR :
— Fine/Studio Arts.

PT.3  DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT LOVE

POSSIBLE LOVE INTEREST:
— Luna, f(x).
BACKUP POSSIBLE LOVE INTEREST:
— Joy, Red Velvet.
FAMILY MEMBER(S):
— Jinsook Yang | Father | 48 | 7 | Alive
— Linai Ren | Mother | 49 | 5 | Alive
— Yoona Yang | Sister | 15 | 6 | Alive
HOMETOWN :
— Anyang-si, South Korea.
BIRTHPLACE :
— Anyang-si, South Korea.

PT.4  CYCLE OF STUPIDITY

TRIVIA :
   — Yichao's ideal type is someone who will cook him ramen and chill out with him when necessary.
   — He was brought up as a Christian, but doesn't believe in what it practises.
   — He spends around half an hour in front of the mirror each morning.
   — His fashion style is mainly skinny jeans and one of the five leather jackets he owns. His answer to the question “do you ever wear anything else?” is “no”.
   — Despite not looking like one, Yichao is a major fashion enthusiast. He's not afraid to experiment with new styles even if it makes him look like a dumbass.
   — He’s jealous of people that can compose music.
   — His favourite thing to do is wear an ugly Christmas sweater and sit in front of the TV watching Netflix.
   — He believes in love at first sight, although he’s never truly experienced it.
   — He often leaves glasses, plates, bowls and other cutlery in his room, and refuses to take them back into the kitchen.
   — The name “Yichao” means “to surpass justice”.
   — His birthday is on the first day of winter from an astronomical point.
   — He owns a Snapchat and Instagram account both under the name of @snowychao.
   — He takes a great liking to modern literature, and you can often find him curled up in a ball reading John Green or some other hugely depressing novel.
   — He often gets headrush when he stands up and makes a big deal out of it by saying, “jesus take the wheel”.
   — His best friend in the group is “24 HOURS WITH YOU ISN'T ENOUGH” and they practise their flirting techniques together.
   — He’s not much of a drinker, but when he does get drunk, he cries and starts telling everyone his life story.
   — Yichao loves to dye his hair and likes to get his “monthly high” on hair dye fumes (there is no high from the fumes, he's just making shit up).
   — He wears lingual braces and gets offended when someone notices them.
   — He owns a red Siamese fighter fish named “Christmas”.
   — He likes to think he “exudes confidence” and tells himself that when he comes out of the shower.
   — He listens to Fall Out Boy on a daily basis and strongly biases Pete Wentz.
   — He’s fluent in Mandarin, Russian and Korean, and only speaks in broken English.
   — He has a tattoo of a pair of angel wings on his right ankle.
   — He hates how close to christmas his birthday is, and often sees it as an inconvenience to his parents and such.
HOBBIES :
— Surfing ;
— Football ;
— Swimming ;
— Procrastinating.
HABITS :
— Chewing whatever pencil is near him ;
— Tapping surfaces with his fingertips ;
— Humming the tune of whatever song is playing.
LIKES :
  — writing short poems and sticking them on his wall
  — writing and drawing on his hands whenever a pen is available
  — anime and manga (it's a guilty pleasure)
  — complimenting girls, so they feel more confident
  — lucky charms and froot loops for breakfast
  — scarves
  — movies from the 80's and 90's
  — mailing memes to his parents anonymously
  — swimming while dizzy
  — procrastinating
  — coffee in the morning
  — chicken flavored ramen
  — horror movies
  — smoking
  — football
  — travelling
  — fizzy drinks
  — christmas shopping
  — modern dance
  — fall out boy, panic! at the disco and twenty one pilots
  — sucking ice cubes
DISLIKES :
  — being forced
  — white chocolate
  — kiwi
  — aegyo
  — cliche romance movies
  — staying in the house all day
  — being interrogated
  — slow internet connections
  — wet socks
  — cleaning
  — sports
  — being first to walk into a room
  — storage warnings on his phone
  — crying in front of people
  — admitting his feelings
  — bathrooms without a lock (he refuses to use one if it doesn't have one)
  – when ice cream touches his teeth
FEARS :
— Trypophobia | it wasn't triggered by anything ;
— Acrophobia | after visiting the Empire State Building, when his mom said if he fell, he'd die.
MEMORIES :
— Running over the neighbour's flowers on his bike ;
— Kissing Song Rin when she went in for a hug ;
— Getting caught saying how much of a quality fuck SNSD Seohyun would be, by his mother.

PT.5 24 HOURS WITH YOU ISN'T ENOUGH

FACECLAIM:
— G-Dragon, BIGBANG.
BACKUP FACECLAIM:
— Kyungil, History.
MESSAGE TO ME :
— hI FRIEND i hope my form was okay, I know I'm so early but I had a lot of time on my hands. & was G-Dragon an appropriate face claim? Like damn I love Jiyong. Anyway, let me know what you think xx
REQUESTED SCENE(S):
— The group of friends going to the beach and throwing sand at each other and generally having a good time.
— The group engaging in a game of laser tag and splitting into two teams, trying to eradicate each other.
— A friend making too much noise, making Yichao resort to putting duct tape over his mouth. After the mission, the person takes off the duct tape and says, “that was the kinkiest hour of my life”.
EXPECTATIONS OF THIS STORY :
— IDK man, just go with the flow....