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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #881
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- >Stolas was certain he was forgetting something.
- >The prince pondered this as walked out of the park, covered head to toe in memorabilia.
- >Well if he forgot it probably wasn’t important.
- >”The f-k are your parents!?” Blitzo yelled as he ran throughout the now nearly empty park, patting a crying baby owl who has not stopped crying for about 3 hours now.
- >His black heart melted as the child hugged itself tightly around his neck.
- >Blizo sat down, on a nearby bench, Well, f-k.
- >He’s been running around like a clown looking for parents who likely just dropped off their dumpster baby.
- >Blitzo was terrible with kids.
- >The imp looked down at the crying owl and gave his famous “Everything is not f-king okay” smile.
- >”It’s okay I’m sure your parents didn’t abandon you.”
- >The toddler didn’t really seem to understand but felt comfort at seeing such a familiar smile one just like her daddy’s.
- >Exhausted from the endless yelling the infant fell softly against his chest.
- >Blitzo felt his heart stop, damn it there adorable.
- >He looked to the left and then to the right.
- >He....always wanted a daughter, maybe this was his chance.
- >He’s stroked the owls soft head seeing a name sewn into its red clothing.
- >”I guess it’s Blitz and Octavia against the world huh?”
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- >”Blitz where wer-OH MY ME WHAT IS THAT!?” Verosika yelled as she saw the bundle of bird currently sleeping in her boyfriends arms.
- >The dull light from the crappy lamps of the tent illuminated the two clowns as they stared at the child.
- >”Did you steal this child?” Verosika asked sounding more curious than upset.
- >”No! I’m not that desperate yet. I found her near the cotton candy stand, covered in the stuff and crying her eyes out.” The imp explained as the owl softly laid her head on his chest.
- >”She grabbed my tail and just kept saying ‘D-dada gone.’ While crying. Poor little sht.”
- >Verosika felt her manipulative heart melt, who could abandon something this cute!?
- >”Well, she’s ours now, if they left her here that means they don’t care, obviously.” The succubus states as she takes the sleeping princess out of his arms.
- >”What if the parents-“
- >”F-k them! She’s cute! Look at her blitz look!” Verosika shoved the sleeping child into his face.
- >”We can be better parents than whoever left them,oh boy! We get to name them!”
- >Before blitz can interject the name spitballing began.
- >”Black lace! Rosey! Queen! Lacey! Corsetina! Condo-“
- >”It says Octavia on her shirt.”
- >Vero scoffs “That’s okay I guess.”
- >”What do babies eat anyway?” Blitzo wondered aloud.
- >Vero stares him in the eyes as she slowly pulls down her bra.
- >”Vero, No.”
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- >A week and passed since Stolas had taken Octavia to, uh, that place where he was given head at.
- >Octavia must have had fun though she was acting a bit weird.
- >Maybe it was a getting older thing but she didn’t seem to like her brand of baby food anymore, she was never picky before.
- >She also was a lot more quiet, usually him and Stella would be awoken to her wailing in the middle of the night.
- >Well the latter was a plus honestly, Stolas shrugged as he entered Octavia’s room, where she lay in her crib.
- >Stolas looked down at his baby girl.
- >You know her eyes are a bit more yellow than he remembers, eh puberty.
- >Just gotta change the diapers since he lost the coin toss annnnd.....
- >It’s a boy....this wasn’t Octavia.
- >Stolas slowly put the diaper back on the quiet and confused baby.
- >Yellow eyes, black feathers under the eyes....
- >Oh dear this is the Pennas child. He took their child by accident.
- >Stolas stood motionless over another family’s child who he had stolen.
- >Before he promptly crumpled to the floor like a rag doll.
- >his eyes wide, stared blankly at the ceiling.
- >He had no idea where Octavia was....sht.
- >The bird launched himself back up.
- >”I don’t know your real name but for now your name is anon and your gonna help me trick my wife into thinking you are our daughter, okay!?” Stolas yelled at a toddler.
- >The baby sucked it’s claw and nodded, unaware of how it’s life would be from now on.
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