Samurai

>you are most honourable samurai >own inferior gaijin fluffy pony
>train it in the way of the warrior
>use sorry-naginata to stop inferior gaijin fluffy pony from talking in the mongrel-talk from where it came from
>fluffy pony now speaks glorious nipponjin
>is now superior and honourable nippon fluffy pony
>shogun is impressed with you
>you go to mighty shogun to show him your honours
>shimatta.jpg
>fluffy pony is pooping inferior gaijin shit on honourable shogun's tatami
>great dishonour
>shogun is angry
>fluffy pony must commit seppuku to regain honour
>fluffy pony understands
>takes superior nipponjin tantō with stubby little forelegs to commit suicide
>stand ready to cut off fluffy pony as trusted attendant
>fluffy pony trusts tantō into its stomach
>fluffy pony is too weak
>knife does only shallow cut
>fluffy pony starts crying in pain
>in inferior english language
>great dishonour>you strike dishonourable gaijin fluffy pony down without decapitation
>honourless gaijin fluffy pony does not deserve such honour
>code of bushido demands you pee on dead gaijin fluffy pony to show your disrespect, and that you disown dishonourable gaijin fluffy pony
>recite haiku while unleasing golden stream on lifeless body of dishonourable gaijin fluffy pony
>shogun is pleased