13:29 - Loadingue: it's just terrible but it's the only way i can beat it ;(
13:29 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: I saw one frame
13:30 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: Do you actually want help with Dark Souls because it's actually piss easy if you have a coach
13:30 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: That's why we always like watching people do their first run because you can like, scale the amount of help they need
13:31 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: If someone is just terrible you can tell them exactly what you think is wrong with their build and why they are dying
13:31 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: if they _STILL_ suck you can even tell them where to find powerful weapons and upgrades
13:31 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: and the game stops being hard, I can be your strategy guide
13:31 - Loadingue: that's nice but no thanks
13:31 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: Also you would give me great pleasure
13:31 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: I would
13:31 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: REALLY
13:31 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: love to help you
13:32 - Loadingue: if i can't beat it by myself then i won't even enjoy it
13:32 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: Nah nah that's the thing with Dark Souls
13:32 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: DS1 in particular
13:32 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: everyone needs a little help
13:32 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: You can just at any point ask me to tell you less, I'll only tell you the bare minimum to progress
13:32 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: But sometimes a little tip goes a long way
13:33 - Loadingue: i just don't like people watching me play
13:33 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: Not even spoling anything, just giving you a tip on how to approach a certain enemy could be a gamechanger
13:33 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: awwwwwww
13:33 - Loadingue: this DS map is pretty good though
13:34 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: I'm super bummed rn
13:34 - Loadingue: why bro
13:35 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: Cuz DS is a really good game
13:35 - Loadingue: :(
13:36 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: And I love sharing that experience with my friends
13:36 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: and it's so good to watch
13:36 - Loadingue: i can't be bothered with hard games that make me die and require me to learn
13:37 - Loadingue: i've just got no time to replay that shit
13:37 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: Like, I dislike twitch
13:37 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: I dont like watching ppl play ever
13:37 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: DS is the sole exception
13:37 - Loadingue: i've got anime, TV series, other games, films, music to watch, play and listen to, i've got maps to make and i gotta look for a job, i can't be bothered with a game that requires me to restart every hour
13:38 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: What? It's not a hardcore game at all lol
13:38 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: it saves your progress
13:38 - Loadingue: yeah right
13:38 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: Don't Starve is more unforgiving, you can lose 2 weeks of progress
13:38 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: DS is actually quite fair
13:39 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: (Dark Souls)
13:39 - Loadingue: Don't Starve doesn't have much to tell
13:39 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: Dark Souls story is not important anyway
13:39 - Loadingue: BUT I NEED IT
13:41 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: Also don't give me that "other games to play" crap
13:43 - Loadingue: yeah i'm giving it to you because it's true
13:43 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: dont talk to me
13:43 - Loadingue: give me Dark Souls with an invincibility mode and i'll play the shit out of it
13:43 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: That's like... l4d without zombies
13:44 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: Dying is the fun
13:44 - Loadingue: which i play lmao
13:44 - Loadingue: i literally play hundreds of campaigns without zombies
13:44 - Loadingue: just because i like walking simulators
13:44 - Loadingue: i don't give a shit about dying or difficulty, not in the least
13:45 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: I like, don't wanna spoil anything but there's a couple world exploration elements to DS that blew my fucking socks off
13:45 - Loadingue: i know
13:45 - Loadingue: clockwork city and all that?
13:45 - Loadingue: i literally want to play Dark Souls for the art
13:46 - Loadingue: like this map i'm playing
13:46 - Loadingue: https://gamebanana.com/maps/191508
13:46 - Loadingue: not even the real thing but it's gorgeous
13:46 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: That's why I wanna help you, honestly if I just tell you where to find some good shit and to watch out for enemies that you dont see
13:46 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: you'll be fine
13:47 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: I swear
13:47 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: You can even summon other people (sometimes friends) for particularly hard boss fights
13:47 - Loadingue: i don't like that
13:47 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: I'll literally join the game and help you lmao
13:47 - Loadingue: i want it to be a single-player experience
13:49 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: That's fine
13:51 - Loadingue: ah there
13:51 - Loadingue: i think i've found a tool to give me infinite health
13:51 - Loadingue: i might be willing to play it now
13:52 - Loadingue: this is how it will go: i'll play it by cheating, get a handle on the controls and difficulty without losing time, and maybe on a subsequent playthrough, i'll play it without cheating
13:53 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: That feels like such a waste but if that's the only way to get you to play it....
13:53 - Loadingue: yeah
13:53 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: How about infinite souls? So you can just level up your HP to the max
13:53 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: carry the heaviest armor
13:53 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: etc
13:53 - Loadingue: nah
13:53 - Loadingue: i want easy mode
13:53 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: That is easy mode
13:53 - Loadingue: i want baby mode
13:54 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: yeah but
13:54 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: say you do baby mode
13:55 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: you get halfway into the game or maybe even finish it
13:55 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: and you tell me you dont like it
13:55 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: I'll be like OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DIDNT LIKE IT
13:55 - [LDT] Hardcore Bob: aaaaaaaaaaaa
13:55 - Loadingue: but i will because the art is gorgeous and i like the atmosphere
13:55 - Loadingue: fuck now i want to play it
13:55 - Loadingue: ah it's installed already, very good