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- Gyaru monsters are very trustworthy.
- I'm gonna threat Gyrau monster girls with a pregnancy if they try to jump me!
- I want a gyaru Troll
- i want a gyaru tanned demon
- >tfw no shy monster classmate who only dresses like a gyaru because she likes the look
- >has none of their confidence and would probably spill her spaghetti if a human boy talked to her
- So there's a nerdy and frumpy looking Monster who's a complete temptress?
- Don't you know, Anon? Lots of nerdy, frumpy girls have bombshell bodies. They just don't realize the power they hold.
- What if one did realise?
- She'd be out behind the school gym mating with the one human boy who was always so nice to a total nerd like her
- What about ex gyaru momsters?
- They're the most dangerous. Having one as your momster leads to one of two outcomes:
- >seeing you grow into a fine young man reignites her inner gyaru and she shows up in your room late at night wearing her old clothes, ready to devour your cherryboy virginity
- Or
- >your momster finds out you gf isn't fucking you to her standards, throws on her gyaru clothes and personally trains your gf in the ways of the gyaru
- If you're lucky, you might have both outcomes happen and have two gyarus fucking you senseless
- 1.
- >>your momster finds out you gf isn't fucking you to her standards, throws on her gyaru clothes and personally trains your gf in the ways of the gyaru
- I want this but with my ex delinquent momster coming out of retirement to turn my delinquent girlfriends gang into the toughest in the city!
- >"Sweetie, don't you think your girlfriend is a little…weak?"
- >"What did you say, you saggy bitch?!"
- >your momster grabs your gf's face in an iron death grip and lifts her off the ground
- >"I said you're a fuckin' shit-rag I wouldn't even bother using to wipe up piss stains off the floor, cuntlicker."
- >later, rumor around town was that one of the delinquent monster gangs had found a new Big Sis to whip them into shape and had started dominating the others
- >your momster comes out of retirement to train your girlfriends gang
- >her old rivals hear about this and come out of retirement too
- 2.
- This is perfection and I’m upset this will never happen to me.
- Me too. One can only imagine what kinds of gaudy, slutty clothes she's kept locked up and hidden away all those years. Her old school girl uniform, the gold jewelry, the still good bottle of Quik-Tan tanning oil…
- You have no idea how bad I want to accidentally stumble upon my ex gyaru momsters old clothes and jewelry.
- >find your momsters old stash
- >inside is the most boner inducing stuff you've ever seen, making your imagination run wild picturing what your momster would look like decked out in them
- >sitting on top of everything is a note that says…
- >you momster comes home from grocery shopping and finds you waiting at the door
- >"Oh, honey. I got a lot of good stuff a the store. Tonight we're having your favor-"
- >"H-how much to be my g-girlfriend for tonight?"
- >your momster is silent for a second, but rather than look confused, she gives you a hungry look while licking her lips
- >"For you, cutie, it's, like, totally free~"
- Extra:
- >Want to summon demon waifu
- >Need goat's blood
- >Luckily redcap butcher believed me when I said I needed it for a recipe
- >Candles
- >Closest store near me is lingerie store
- >Had to deal with ara~ ara~'s asking me if I was lost
- >Once I got in line with the candles they started giving me tips for the bedroom
- >By the time I got out of there I was given a whole college course for loving older monsters
- >Run home avoiding and ignoring anyone who tries to stop me
- >Sneak past mom who's too busy cooking diner and run to my room and lock the door
- >Can barely contain my excitement to draw a pentagram and light the candles
- >Look at my phone for the words to summon one
- >As I finish the last syllable a puff of red smoke fills the room and as I clears I see a demon wearing an apron
- >Rest of smoke clears and I see it's my mom
- >She can barely contain her laughter as she reminds me to put a salt circle around the summoning circle
- >Look summoning instructions to see it summons only the closet demon, and the ones that summon single demons is much more complicated
- >Can hear dad come home as mom tries to hold back her laughter to tell him what happened
- How do I live down this shame?
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