07/03/21(Sat)21:21:42 No.147893412 - Independence day edition

07/03/21(Sat)21:21:42 No.147893412
Short / simple:
>God bless this country.
>Today we celebrate our freedom.
>Don’t overcook your burger.

Medium / colloquial:
>Man, I can’t wait to fire up the grill!
>Ah shit, one of the fireworks took my finger off.
>I didn’t check to see if these were a fire hazard, but eh it’s probably safe.

Long / archaic:
> We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.