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A Very Merry Manos Christmas

Dec 22nd, 2017
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  1. >you are Anon
  2. >or rather, newly elected Mayor Anon
  3. >you can't say you were surprised by the local elections, but that didn't stop you from acting the part
  4. >as you leave your house (yeah, you guess you decided to move out of Lyra's place at some point), you are surprised when a snowflake hits you in the face
  5. "Huh, I guess it is that time of year."
  6. >as you look across the town square, you see that the ground is already covered by a fine layer of the little flakes
  7. >you crush hundreds of the little things with every step you take towards the town hall
  8. >your new place of business
  9. >on the way, you are greeted by a group of brownshirts
  10. >"Good morning, Mayor Anon!"
  11. >you tip your top hat to them (you're a mayor, of course you have a top hat)
  12. >>"Say, Mayor Anon, Hearthswarming is coming up, do you have any big plans in mind for the town?"
  13. >you grin at the group
  14. "The biggest of plans, my little ponies."
  15.  
  16. HEARTHSWARMING EVE
  17.  
  18. >you are still Anon
  19. >well, you certainly didn't lie to the brownshirts
  20. >the whole of Ponyville is aglow with lights and decorations
  21. >trees and flags are omnipresent throughout the town
  22. >flags showing loyalty to the sisters
  23. >....and to you
  24. >though to be honest, you could care less about politics right now
  25. >tonight is a time for celebration
  26. >a celebration of unity against the seemingly impossible
  27. >something you fear might become necessary for these ponies once more in the near future
  28.  
  29. >KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
  30. >you look up from your book, 'Hearthswarming for Dummies'
  31. >your guests are here!
  32. >you stand from your lounge chair which faces your fireplace, which is of course lit with a roaring fire
  33. >in the corner of your sitting room is, of course, your Christm- err, Hearthswarming tree, sparkling with the finest ornaments
  34. >you walk to your door and open it
  35. >standing outside are your four best friends
  36. >Copper, Lyra, Bonbon, and Little League
  37. >each holds a gift in their hooves
  38. >all except for Little League
  39. >no, she has dropped hers so that she could jump up at you
  40. >she wraps her hooves around your neck in a warm hug and greets you in a way that only a filly would
  41. >"HAPPY HEARTHSWARMING ANON!"
  42. >you chuckle and hug the filly back
  43. >the sight causes Copper and Bonbon to laugh
  44. >Lyra just looks left out
  45. "Happy Hearthswarming, my friends. Please, do come inside."
  46. >you set League back on the ground
  47. >she grabs her gift and follows you inside along with the others
  48. >you close the door behind the group and extend your arm towards the various chairs in your sitting room
  49. "Please make yourselves at home while I grab some refreshments."
  50.  
  51. >you walk into your kitchen and begin filling five glasses with homemade eggnog
  52. >you're guessing that ponies never tried making it, as you couldn't find any at the stores in Ponyville
  53. >that didn't bother you much though
  54. >when you were a kid, you would make eggnog with your mother on Christmas Eve, so you didn't have much difficulty making it yourself now
  55. >your mother....
  56. >you hope that your family is doing fine without you during Christmas...
  57. >you sigh at the thought
  58. >"Is something wrong, Anon?"
  59. >you turn from the glasses to find Little League standing in the doorway, watching you
  60. >you eye the filly considering your options on a response
  61. >you reach behind you and grab the tray with the drinks
  62. "Come on out with me, League; there's a story I'd like to tell you all
  63. >the filly smiles and begins to follow behind you
  64. >"I love stories!"
  65. >you begin to each of your guests a glass
  66. "This is something my people would drink around this time of year."
  67. >Lyra eagerly takes her glass
  68. >>"Oooooh! A human drink!"
  69. >you chuckle at her enthusiasm and seat yourself back in your chair
  70. >League instead opts to seat herself upon your carpeted floor, near your tree
  71. >you smile
  72. >the children here are no different from the ones on earth
  73. >you take a sip of your eggnog before starting
  74. "Alright, storytime."
  75.  
  76. >League and Lyra lean forward as you begin
  77. >Copper and Bonbon simply pay close attention to your words
  78. "Where I come from, we do not celebrate Hearthswarming, obviously."
  79. >Copper chuckles
  80. >"I wouldn't expect humans to celebrate a pony holiday."
  81. >you nod
  82. "Indeed. However, we have a holiday at this time of year which is very similar in how it's celebrated."
  83. >Lyra gets all excited at the prospect of hearing about a human holiday
  84. >>"OOH! What's it called?"
  85. >you look over at the sparkling tree in the corner of the room and smile
  86. "We call it Christmas. It's a celebration of the birth of a great man."
  87. >Copper leans in
  88. >"A great man like you, Anon?"
  89. >you turn your gaze from the tree to the stallion
  90. >you consider his question before shaking your head
  91. "No, Copper. This was no ordinary man. He was the son of our God who sacrificed his own life for us."
  92. >Bonbon looks saddened
  93. >>>"He died?"
  94. >you look at the mare and smile
  95. "This is what makes him more than a man; on the third day after his death, he came back to life and rejoined his father."
  96. >League's mouth drops open
  97. >>>>"He came BACK?" How?!"
  98. >you look at the small filly
  99. >you don't want to build up too much wonder around a religion other than your own...
  100. "Because he had faith in his followers, even after one of them betrayed him, resulting in his death. Faith, League; this is what makes people, AND ponies great."
  101.  
  102. "But enough talk of my world. You all have gifts to open."
  103. >you point to the four gifts underneath your tree
  104. >League scoots over to the gifts and begins tossing them to their respective recipients
  105. >Bonbon smiles at you
  106. >"Oh Anon, you didn't need to get us anything."
  107. >you wave your hand dismissively
  108. "Nonsense. We are all friends, and friends give each other gifts. Besides,"
  109. >you point to the box sitting next to her chair
  110. "Can you imagine how awkward it would be if I accepted your gifts without having any to give back?"
  111. >the mare shrugs her shoulders
  112. >"You're our mayor, you deserve gifts."
  113. "And you are my friends and dedicated followers. You deserve just as much praise as I."
  114. >Lyra stands from her chair and gathers the gifts from herself, Bonbon, League and Copper
  115. >she walks over to you and sets them all down at your foot
  116. >>"I think that Anon should open his gifts first."
  117. >you roll your eyes, amused
  118. "Very well, anything to please my Hand of Faith."
  119. >you grab the first present
  120. "To: Anon, From: Bonbon."
  121. >you look up at the mare before tearing off the wrapping paper
  122. >you look back down at the now opened gift
  123. >it's a custom-made Heartswarming tree ornament
  124. >at a first glance, it appears to be simply your flag printed on a glass ball
  125. >but as you look closer, you notice something that warms your heart
  126. >each finger on 'your' hand depicts the face of each pony present tonight
  127. >Lyra, Bonbon, League, Copper, and your face within the thumb
  128. >you stand from your chair and place the ornament upon your tree
  129. "Thank you Bonbon. Now I'll have you all with me every Hearthswarming, even if you're not here personally."
  130.  
  131. >the rest of the gifts were pretty standard
  132. >a signed baseball from League
  133. >a new part hat from Copper
  134. >however, Lyra's gift is WEIRD
  135. "Uhhhh, Lyra? What is this?"
  136. >the mint colored mare simply smiles
  137. >"It's a photo album, silly!"
  138. >you nod slowly
  139. "Yeah, full of photos of me walking around Ponyville when I first showed up.."
  140. >you look up at her
  141. "How did you get these photos?"
  142. >her smile doesn't falter
  143. >"Oh, you know, the standard means. I was following you around using the bushes in the town as cover. Every few seconds, I'd poke my camera out and snap a photo."
  144. >you laugh
  145. "So you've given me a photo album filled with photos only of myself, which you took without my knowing?"
  146. >Lyra nods
  147. "That is so......you. Thank you Lyra."
  148. >you set the album down and clap your hands together
  149. "Alright, now it's time for you to open my gifts."
  150. >you gesture to Lyra
  151. "You were my first friend here, you should go first."
  152.  
  153. >the mare wastes no time in ripping the paper off of her gift
  154. >she takes a few moments to simply stare at her gift
  155. >"It's a picture... of us."
  156. >the picture is from the first day you met Lyra
  157. >it depicts that (admittedly awkward) moment when she asked you to pet her mane
  158. "I'm hoping that you know that I will always be grateful to my first friend in Equestria."
  159. >Lyra looks like she's about to start tearing up
  160. >"And I hope that you'll always know that I'm grateful that you're my first human friend."
  161. >you chuckle and look over to Bonbon
  162. "If I recall, Lyra just couldn't resist introducing you to me, so you can go next."
  163. >Bonbon smirks and opens her gift
  164. >you watch her face as she lifts up the book
  165. >"'101 Hard to Beat Sweets'. Awesome!"
  166. >you hold your hand out, signalling her to wait
  167. "BUT, I've added in a few more recipes from my own world."
  168. >she flips to the last few pages of the book, which definitely look out of place
  169. >"Ger-mane Chocolate Cake? But we already have chocolate cake."
  170. >you snicker at her pronunciation
  171. "German Chocolate Cake. My species is similar to yours in that we have different races, so to say. The Germans are one of these races, and they made a delicious variety of chocolate cake."
  172. >Bonbon nods in understanding
  173. >"Your species is so fascinating, I can see why Lyra has been obsessed for so many years."
  174. >>"HEY! I was not obsessed!"
  175.  
  176. >you smirk at the back-and-forth between the two mares
  177. "Alright Copper, you're up next."
  178. >the stallion takes a few seconds to inspect the wrapping paper on his gift before ripping it off
  179. >"A.. coin?"
  180. >you lean forward in your chair
  181. "Take a closer look."
  182. >Copper suddenly gasps
  183. >"It has my face on it!"
  184. >you nod
  185. "Where I come from, it is customary to put the faces of very important people on our currency. You've done more than enough to warrant the creation of a commemorative coin, Copper."
  186. >Copper looks up at you
  187. >"This isn't actual currency... is it?"
  188. >you shake your head
  189. "Sadly no, a lowly mayor can't exactly make changes to the currency system."
  190. >Copper gives you a big smile
  191. >"Thank you so much Anon, I will cherish this for the rest of my life."
  192. >you turn your attention to Little League
  193. "Alright kiddo, have at it."
  194. >the little filly squees as she frantically begins to rip the paper from her gift
  195. >she throws open the top of the box and gasps
  196. >slowly, she pulls out an all-too-familiar brown cap and shirt
  197. >>"A BROWNSHIRT UNIFORM!"
  198. >the filly hugs the shirt and hat against herself before she looks over at you
  199. >she puts down the articles of clothing and once more jumps at you, wrapping her hooves around your neck
  200. >>"Thank you so much Anon!"
  201. >you smile as you wrap your arms around the small filly
  202. >man, you could get used to this whole Hearthswarming thing if it's like this every year
  203. >the image of League hugging you must be adorable, because you can hear 'awww's from Lyra and Bonbon
  204. >you laugh as you pull the filly off of you
  205. "I'm sure you'll grow into that uniform very nicely, League."
  206. >League beams, while Copper chuckles from the other end of the room
  207. >"Yes, I'm sure she will..."
  208.  
  209. A FEW HOURS LATER
  210.  
  211. >you hold your front door open for your guests as they begin to depart
  212. >you bid each farewell as they walk passed you
  213. "Alright, now you make sure to try baking some of those new recipes in that book Bonbon."
  214. >the mare smiles and nods as she walks out into the cold
  215. "Copper, keep up the good work. You've exceeded all of my expectations lately."
  216. >Copper nods
  217. >"Thank you Anon."
  218. >ahh, now for your Hand of Faith
  219. "Lyra, you have yourself a wonderful Hearthswarming mass tomorrow."
  220. >she doesn't seem to notice what you said, she instead does a little throat-cough and looks to the space above your head
  221. >it is only now that you notice that her horn is glowing
  222. >you look above your head
  223. >and there, floating midair...
  224. >mistletoe...
  225. >you look back at the mare, only to be greeted by her already puckered lips and closed eyes
  226. >oh wow
  227. >you cock a brow and smirk
  228. >you lean down and use your hand to push away her mane from her forehead
  229. >you place a light peck on her forehead
  230. >>"Huh? Oh come on!"
  231. >the mint mare pouts
  232. "Happy Hearthswarming, Lyra."
  233. >she huffs before walking passed you towards her house
  234. >and now, your favorite little filly
  235. >you get down on one knee as League walks up to you, putting you both at roughly the same height
  236. >you look at the box she holds in one hoof
  237. >you gently open said box and retrieve the brown hat from inside
  238. >you place the hat atop the filly's head
  239. "Happy Hearthswarming, League."
  240. >in a manner all too familiar now, League wraps her hooves around your neck
  241. >you return the hug
  242. >>>"Happy Hearthswarming, Anon."
  243.  
  244. And a Happy Hearthswarming / Christmas to you all. Thanks for reading.
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