Talking to a Hacker: Geel9

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Hello and welcome to the MerbosMagic Trade bot. How may I help you?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Hello and welcome to the MerbosMagic Trade bot. How may I help you?
Λττίκus: hi
Λττίκus: whats up fojit
Λττίκus: fojit bot
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Invalid command.
Λττίκus: lolwut
Λττίκus: i just want to talk you niggerbot
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: What?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: My purpose is for trading.
Λττίκus: keep telling yourself that
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: There is a beginning price of one (1) Mann Co. Supply Crate Key.
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Once supplied, you may purchase any item you wish.
Λττίκus: want to give me a ky
Λττίκus: what?
Λττίκus: wait
Λττίκus: im confused
Λττίκus: are you going to give me the keys
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: There is a beginning price of one (1) Mann Co. Supply Crate Key.
Λττίκus: i'm sure there is
Λττίκus: give me free credits
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please invite me to trade, and give me the key. Then I will continue talking with you.
Λττίκus: I'm sure you would want that key wouldn't you
Λττίκus: how many credits will a key get me
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: the key is necessary for bot function.
Λττίκus: ahhu
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: One key will get you infinite credits.
Λττίκus: rlly
Λττίκus: infinite credits
Λττίκus: like
Λττίκus: sideways 8
Λττίκus: infinite simboyl
Λττίκus: rlly
Λττίκus: ru for really
Λττίκus: so wait
Λττίκus: mr bot
Λττίκus: i can has key?
Λττίκus: so
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: You are required to supply the bot with one key.
Λττίκus: you're giving me a key for infinite credits
Λττίκus: hmmm
Λττίκus: i don't have a key currently
Λττίκus: i could buy one
Λττίκus: i don't really have the money
Λττίκus: when did you get so intelligent.
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The bot will standby until a trade is commenced.
Λττίκus: you always used to be like
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Anything of key-based value is acceptable.
Λττίκus: "lelxd trade me maybe"
You must have had Steam Guard enabled for at least 15 days before you can participate in a trade.
Λττίκus:  http://steamcommunity.com/id/NopeNotMe/inventory#440_2_1509901102
Λττίκus: would you like that?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please wait, processing...
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: this item appears to be sufficient. Please initiate a trade.
Λττίκus: yeah ok
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please initiate a trade. tihs offer will invalidate soon.
Λττίκus: D:
Λττίκus: why do you hate me
Λττίκus: i don't think you are real trade bot
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Invalid command.
Λττίκus: you are secret fojit
Λττίκus: aren't you
Λττίκus: haxkor
Λττίκus: ?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: No.
Λττίκus: r u hax
Λττίκus: pls no hax
Λττίκus: oh right
Λττίκus: guess what
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I am Steam Support Tech Walter. you are required to give steam admins a mandatory donation when they redeem an account that was hijacked.
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please, give me my donation.
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I have the power t oactivate VAC on you.
Λττίκus: ahhu
Λττίκus: u have sooperpowers huh?
Λττίκus: please tell me more mister akremfaj+23@gmail.com
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: alright look faggot.
Λττίκus: ?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: This kid tried to take out team vedetia.
Λττίκus: mhm
Λττίκus: do go on
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I am Geel9, I'm part of vedetia itself.
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: stop trying to interfere, and I won't hack you too.
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I have a steamtools hack the kid himself made
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: And I stole.
Λττίκus: ooh
Λττίκus: what did you steal? i'm just curious now
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The kid made a hack for steam that allowed you to execute arbitrary code
Λττίκus: <- doesn't speak hack
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: ...and henceforth change the password if you got where the memory address of the password was
Λττίκus: do you mind dumbing it down a bit? :3
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: unfortunately he accidentally ran it, i guess
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: i don't give a shit i'm taking his items and his bot
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: If you don't want yours taken
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: You won't tell jessecar of scrap.tf about this
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and I get to remain the geel9 of scrap.tf i always was
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and continue to make a stable profit
Λττίκus: so i'm talking to merbo atm
Λττίκus: he said for me to tell you
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: how are you doing that?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: He doesn't have a steam.
Λττίκus: that he got himself tradebanned
Λττίκus: he doesn't
Λττίκus: ?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I changed his passwords.
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and his email address
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: it was untraceable.
Λττίκus: ok
Λττίκus: now i'm sort of confused
Λττίκus: because i'm talking to both of you
Λττίκus: so let me get this straight, the overall story is that he ran some program and that messed with your system?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: he made a program, when he made this bot
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: that modified steam itself, slightly
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: while it ran
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: so you could run code
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and i knew the code to change a password
Λττίκus: ah
Λττίκus: ok
Λττίκus: this is starting to make more sense now
Λττίκus: so wait
Λττίκus: why are you mad at him?
Λττίκus: if you are?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The kid's too fortunate
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Come on, he suddenly makes this grand-ass server
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: a fucking trade bot that outperforms all of scrap.tf's
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and he thinks he can get away with it?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: no fucking way.
Λττίκus: hes pretty freaking smart
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: He's not getting past me.
Λττίκus: hes done my math homework in under 5 minutes
Λττίκus: so wait
Λττίκus: are you also like a super genius?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'm one of the smartest people in all of the world.
Λττίκus: IQ?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I don't care for IQ. I don't need IQ.
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: We are vedetia; we are legion.
Λττίκus: vedetia= a program or a group?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Team Vedetia is a group of elites I founded before my old account got banned.
Λττίκus: ok
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: We destroy those above us, we keep our heads high by crushing those else
Λττίκus: and by elites you mean people like you, great at hacking?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: of course.
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Far better than Merbo.
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I could make a program like his in seconds, I just never cared to.
Λττίκus: so wait
Λττίκus: why are you mad? why don't you just make a better program and call it quits?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: because the kid's shit is flawless.
Λττίκus: o.o
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: if you can't beat 'em, kill 'em and then pretend to be 'em
Λττίκus: xD
Λττίκus: thats a nice motto
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: look ryan.
Λττίκus: yeah?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I know where you live.
Λττίκus: and?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I could easily take you out.
Λττίκus: by?
Λττίκus: i'm just curious as to where this is going
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I can claim you hijacked my account
Λττίκus: and i could get VAC banned?
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'm geel9, people are gonna be all over this, call you scum.
Λττίκus: ahhu
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: fuck it, you're a waste of time
Λττίκus: what else?
Λττίκus: i mean
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'll get scrap.tf to rape your steamrep and get you trade banned.
Λττίκus: i can get banned and then make a new account
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Goodbye, and remember
MerbosMagic Trade Bot: watch out for geel9.