me, I don’t want to die but I’m not 100 percent certain that I wanna be alive either, I just wish there was a third option, bears, what if I told you that you could nap straight through part of a year,

is the xbox still for sale, no sorry hun sold this morning, cheers son’s crying, nice one,

duck nibbas be like, quack,

1 dollar, 99 cents,

stop naming your babies james, name him jame, he is one jame,

daniel, 24 hours of nothing, the cooler daniel, 24 hours plus of pure black screen in hd,

chick called me misogynistic I told dat bitch to stop casting spells at me,

tumblr, bans porn, tumblr users, bye,

me, me, me,

colleague, hey wanna see pictures of my dog, me, 100 percent interest,

bitches only think you good for sex like bitch did you know I could draw,

I’m old enough to remember when the internet wasn’t a group of five websites each consisting of screenshots of text from the other four,

ahoy spongebob I’ve overdosed on ketamine and I’m going to die arghargharghargh,

just spent 13 days looking for my iPad,

when you spill viagra in retirement home’s water tank, zombies banging,

blazing hot sun, ac powered by solar energy,

when you’re closing apps and accidentally close the music,

capital i, lowecase l,

bong water is technically an herbal tea thanks for coming to my ted talk,

hello will this mouse pad work with an apple magic mouse 2, no it’s only compatible with products that don’t suck, hey is this mouse pad windows 10 compatible, you know it’s a piece of cloth right,

when your teacher moves to the next slide before you finish writing, sigh, always on the move,

omg sprite cranberry is so popular they made fruit after it,

if every day were like today, you’d weigh 432.9 pounds in 5 weeks,

upgrading from a twin bed to double bed is crazy, got my body right here, my laptop over there, backpack right there, bag of chips down yonder,

earth, revolves around itself once, humans,

annoying people, stealing your hat off your head and not giving it back, is this funny,

shoutout to the time my brother and my mom were arguing so I played why can’t we be friends and then they kicked me out of the car,

I took LSD last night and apparently drew this,

make lightning McQueen heelys crocs in adult sizes, I’ll buy your whole stock,

bitch lookin like peter griffin,

building inspector, well you say you’ve kept everything up to code but I’ve been speaking with your 4 year old and he informed me the floor is actually lava which I don’t need to tell you is a pretty serious safety violation,

when you accidentally try to go down three steps at a time for the first time and you feel like you’re falling at the speed of light,

girls be twerkin and grinding at parties but be scared to present their projects at school,

offset cheats publicly, cardi has 3somes with her man, offset cheats again, cardi has his baby, offset cheats still, cardi leaves, offset,

me, 2018 was bad but Ican already feel that 2019’s gonna be my year, god having already written the plot and script of 2019,

tonight we will be dining on my finest china,

but my family is sleeping, I said bark,

going to the gym getting 8 hours of sleep and eating right, taking the stairs,

hey do you want an oof cranberry,

imaging getting jumped by some computer nibbas and one of them say, extract his source code,

dumbledore calculating gryffindor’s points at the end of the school year,

breaking news, fat nibba only one who wins no nut november, I couldn’t find my dick, fat nibba,

top 10 most wanted anime crossovers,

my dad hits me,

when you beat a boss on your friend’s saved game but you haven’t been able to beat it on yours, I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess,

don’t come to school tomorrow,

haunted house idea, a poorly lit walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school,

if you send me something on insta and I can’t see it because I don’t follow the page it is your duty to screenshot it and send it to me not tell me to follow the page,

imagine getting jumped by some oompa loompas and one of them yells oompa loompa to the others, oompa loompa, turn his ass into chocolate,

ladies which do you prefer length or girth,

anyone, person with airpods, it smells like broke in here,

studying law must be like reading terms and conditions for 3 years,

t-series is gay fam, mahatma gandhi,

when you correct your mom on a error and she says the only mistake here is you,

me trying to live a happy stress-free life, the duolingo owl,

just ate 12 gummy vitamins and now I’m powerful beyond measure,

when you checking out and your card say authorizing longer than usual,

I don’t think university of north texas thought this through,

surrendering, exists, france, I’ll buy your whole stock,

lake, rock,

country, exists, the british, I’ll take your whole land,

on the 12th day of christmas my college gave to me, 12 all nighters, 11 research papers, 10 mental breakdowns, 9 discussion boards, 8 canvas malfunctions, 7 timed quizzes, 6 comprehensive finals, 5 migraines, 4 group projects, 3 presentations, 2 hours of sleep, and 1 week to do it all,

when you sneeze on the anti vaxx student in class and he still shows up for school the next day, this is beyond science,

police, ohio woman used hot grease to end argument, pull the lever kronk,

impressing the ladies in 1972, impressing the ladies in 2018,

when you’re in the middle of flaming your friend and your voice cracks, egads, my roast is ruined,

this will make you cum in a millisecond, click here, 100 percent free,

15 characters who could defeat thanos even with the infinity gauntlet in seconds,

two altar boys were arrested for putting weed in the censer burner,

every mom on christmas while you opening up that gift they swore they wasn’t getting you,

I swear if I could fight any emoji I would beat the shit out of the laughing emoji, like look at this dumb fuck,

hello, this is your uber driver, I just wanted to let you know I have my service dog with me, that sounds great,

donald trump inaugrural address 2017, we are one nation, and their pain is our pain, their dreams are our dreams, and their success will be our success, we share one heart one home and one glorious destiny, barry b benson bee movie 2007, we are one colony, and their pain is our pain, their dreams are our dreams and their success will be our success, we share one heart one hive and one glorious destiny, donald trump, the bee movie,

I just find it funny how nick jonas can literally read my sign I made for him in 2008 in newcastle saying I had the love bug for him and still get married to that girl, men are something else,

can’t even argue, the nipple tip is better, the nipple tip make me feel like I’m sucking gatorade straight from the tiddy of the gator,

mariah carey’s 1994 hit all I want for christmas is you, anyone who works in retail,

iOS update, my outdated apple phone,

anyone, gets famous, past decisions, old tweets, racist comments, allow us to introduce ourselves,

the story in mind, how I tell it,

I told my boyfriend his phone case was heavy and he replies you’re heavy, I shit you not I’ve never heard an apology come out of someone’s mouth quicker in my life,

tell us how the fuck santa gets to all them houses in one day,

phrases like bringing home the bacon could be banned to avoid offending vegans,

when you show your friend your favorite movie but they start looking at their phone,

the four stages of life, 1, you believe in santa claus, 2, you don’t believe in santa claus, 3 you are santa claus, 4, you look like santa claus,

if you remember this I rate you plus I’ll hang out with you cos you’re defo my age, when they brought these out I felt like we were in the future,

her, you’re not really my type, I’m more into shy guys, you,

this is the lisa simpson format but better,

when you’re on the toilet and someone tries to open the door,

pewdiepie, the entire population of india,

horror movie idea, you have 10 days to complete a completely reasonable task that takes 20 minutes to do,

US bombs japan, japan, we will never surrender, US, bombs japan again, outstanding move,

21 year old guy quits barista job, becomes a bitcoin, sponsored by smart bitcoin investing,

my mom, me, my dad saying I can,

when your iPhone charger breaks but your sibling has one that works,

sixth grade nibbas when they say the f word and turn to see a teacher behind them,

when everyone says that you will fail in 3 subjects but you prove them wrong and fail in every subject,

check yourself before you shrek yourself, I’ll buy your whole stock,

google, pixel buds for 159 dollars can translate 40 languages in real time in your ear, the babel fish is here, nail salon gonna be lit,

when an anti-vax parent and a flat earther meet, ah I see you’re a man of culture as well,

what do mario and luigi think about meeme formats dying so quickly, I think it’s important to have some formats survive so that many can catch on and enjoy the meeme before it’s rendered dead, if it’s older than a day it has the big gay,

friend, you knows you should really be careful showing people those illegal lego techniques someone may come after you, me, lol what don’t be crazy it’s just legos, days later,

imagine these two in a argument, gonna sound like thunder,

this is how lil kids cough,

when youtube give you a 30 second tik tok ad, what the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land,

family, y’all should start a band called the jonas brothers,

my mom, don’t bother the dog, me,

dudes, lemme get a water cup, McDonalds employee knowing damn well what you bouta do,

capitalism, christmas music, me,

english tests in 30 years, question 5, what is the meaning of this meeme,

nuggie,

teacher can’t reach the projector, tall nibbas,

global warming, humanity,

not all australian animals will kill you, don’t get me wrong he wants to, he just can’t,

think I probably missed out being an extremely successful monk seeing as my two greatest talents are being very quiet and not having sex,

kia, no kia, nokia, no nokia, nokia kia,

my pet, me,

earth, revolves around the sun once, humans,

feed your country, send dog into space, stalin,

therapist, try a relaxing bath, me, this woman got stuck in her bathtub for 30 minutes after bathing in coconut oil, there is no traction, no grip, just me and my fat body slipping around covered in oil,

studying throughout the year, studying the day before the exam, studying during the exam, studying after the exam,

successful people, unsuccessful people, teachers who make study guides that are exactly the same as the test,

me, smiles, teacher, why are you smiling, me, nothing, me in my mind, begone thought,

my parents after hearing exactly one hip hop song, man it hurts to be this hip,

ana-honda,

hashtag college mail, did you get the package, yes who sent me a chip, me, it’s a trader joe’s chip, they’re really good,

my last three brain cells trying to write the introduction paragraph to my thesis at 2 am,

distracted boyfriend meeme format, this new meeme format, me,

1950, maybe we can cure cancer in 2018, 2018, they did surgery on a grape, they did surgery on a grape, they did surgery on a grape, they did surgery on a grape,

1994, 2019,

vaped beans,

when people complain to you about overpopulation and you haven’t had sex in four years, I’m doing my part,

western road flows, bro looks like he’s driving through the looney tunes cartoon,

my parents are watching my dog while I’m out of town, there are tornado warnings and my dad send me this pic to let me know my dog will be safe,

all in all, you’re just another bork in the wall,

my grades, indian teachers on youtube, finals,

camouflage pants are getting better and better,

steve jobs insulted in front of the audience,

ladies if he, ignored your texts, loses your snap streak, doesn’t like your tweets, loses you in walmart, you can’t find them, you are scared, he isn’t your man, it’s my mom can someone help me find her please,

when I is replaced by we, even illness becomes wellness, communism intesifies,

this woman stole my iPhone in sheffield last week and doesn’t realize that it uploads all the pictures to my iCloud account, if anyone recognizes her please tell her that I’ve bought more storage space and can send her the charger in case the battery runs out cheers,

dolphins are so beautiful,

when you gotta walk across the room to grab a charger, fitness isn’t just a hobby it’s a lifestyle,

rapist search,

red dead garlic bread,

I am 21,
blacksmiths, minecraft sword crafting tutorial,

this nibba caught a rabbit and kept it, a what,

I told him I wouldn’t throw the stick because playtime was over, throw the stick you monster,

a photographer took pictures of people before and after she called them beautiful, x to doubt,

red dead redemption 2 online battle royale, how to play the fortnite inspired game mode, fortnite inspired,

how are we supposed to sample this, and why is she wearing gloves,

my goals for 2019, now thicker n richer,

radio stations pull I saw mommy kissing santa claus over adulterous subject matter,

the middle easts, has oil, usa, I’ll have your whole stock,

disney, remakes a film, grown ass adults on this app, there better no be any kids in the theater this is exclusively a grown folks event I will throw a kid directly into the sun if I see just one,

a rooster tried to attack my 7 year old, she didn’t think I was within earshot so she said watch it you stupid feathery fuck and then threw a snowball at it,

the lord working on his game,

stop scrolling marine, sorry for the scare sir, just making sure you’re on wifi and not cellular data,

game developers, battle royale mode, 9 year olds,

if your username ends with 70 people will assume you are 48 years old, but if it is 69 you are definitely 12 years old, my friends born in 88 because that’s the year he was born, now everyone thinks he’s a nazi, that’s some serious shit, yeah it’s a shame he’s constantly being harassed and doxxed for it, stay strong gas the jews 88, now wait a fuckin second there buster,

hashtag new profile pic, when you walk into your lecture and see someone sitting in your unassigned seat,

how long is the first uncharted game, about 5 inches,

science fact, it is impossible for a man to use a tape measure without first seeing how far they can expand it before it collapses under its own weight,
smh my head, these hoes all up in my nintendo pictochat,

me, breathes, mods, I’ll take your entire cock,

nibbas who eat the brown part of the banana, nibbas who jack off with the door open, nibbas who shower with the lights off,

not upvoting means you like uganda knuckles,

my cat forgets what a christmas tree is every year and it’s wonderful,

the last question, kahoot, my ranking,

you versus the guy she told you not to worry about,

people who take a shit in school, people who go up stairs 3 steps at a time,

my daughter hates it when her sandwich is not cut perfect in half, my wife had to up her game to annoy her,

this PS 2 game just flat out gave me the most devastating burn, for a really disturbing image, flip disc over,

you got any fuckin ants,

if a girl says I want someone like you then it means they want somebody better looking than you but with a similar personality, confucius,

nibbas who don’t stop the microwave at 1 second in the middle of the night, nibbas who pee with no hands,