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  1. [5:26:05 PM] BROdacious: basically he washed his hair forever until he died
  2. [5:26:41 PM] Marf Santangelo: nooo
  3.  
  4. [spoiler][11:11:38 AM] (ﾉ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ*:・ﾟ*:・ﾟ*:: or maybe put a video recorder on your crotch
  5. [11:11:44 AM] (ﾉ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ*:・ﾟ*:・ﾟ*:: especially if your professor's a male
  6. [11:11:49 AM] (ﾉ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ*:・ﾟ*:・ﾟ*:: because he will abide by the bro code
  7. [11:11:54 AM] (ﾉ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ*:・ﾟ*:・ﾟ*:: not to stare at a fellow bro's crotch
  8. [11:11:59 AM] (ﾉ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ*:・ﾟ*:・ﾟ*:: therefore, he won't know about it
  9. [11:12:05 AM] (ﾉ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ*:・ﾟ*:・ﾟ*:: but if you got a female professor, she would want the D
  10. [11:12:09 AM] (ﾉ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ*:・ﾟ*:・ﾟ*:: and then you'll get a D
  11.  
  12. [11:12:00 AM] BROdacious Keltik Guardian: my crotch would not be able to see the board
  13. [11:12:11 AM] BROdacious Keltik Guardian: or anything except the butts of the dudes in front of me
  14. [11:12:24 AM] (ﾉ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ*:・ﾟ*:・ﾟ*:: make friends with the person in the front row
  15. [11:12:26 AM] (ﾉ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ*:・ﾟ*:・ﾟ*:: and then say
  16. [11:12:30 AM] (ﾉ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ*:・ﾟ*:・ﾟ*:: "let me strap this onto your crotch"
  17. [11:13:04 AM] High Definition Television: butts and dicks
  18. [11:13:09 AM] High Definition Television: this is a chat I can get behind[/spoiler]
  19.  
  20. [12:34:17 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): What about textbooks
  21. [12:34:22 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Can you dislike textbooks?
  22. [12:34:25 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I don't like textbooks
  23. [12:34:28 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): But I like books
  24. [12:34:32 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I typed books as boobs
  25. [12:34:34 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I also like boobs
  26. [12:34:38 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Another thing
  27. [12:34:43 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Can you like boobs, but not like man boobs?
  28. [12:34:45 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I like boobs.
  29. [12:34:48 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I don't like man boobs
  30. [12:34:58 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Man boobs are a medium of boobs
  31.  
  32. [12:35:11 PM] Randomguy: Okay, what is your deal
  33. [12:10:48 AM] Randomguy: Why are you literally obsessed with one stupid, inconsequential character?
  34. [12:11:19 AM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Chamberlain: *to Britain* Okay, what is your deal.
  35. Chamberlain: Why are you literally obsessed with one stupid, inconsequential dictator?
  36. [12:11:34 AM] Randomguy: You're going to deploy her six or seven times to get her an S support since her daughter isn't terrible, then you'll never use or think about her again.
  37. [12:11:38 AM] Randomguy: Because Nowi is useless.
  38. [12:12:13 AM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Chamberlain: You're going to make treaties with him six or seven times to get him an S support with Poland since his country isn't terrible, then you'll never talk to or make alliances with him again.
  39. [12:12:18 AM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Chamberlain: Because Hitler is useless.
  40.  
  41. Bitto: Doctor Who is more or less an anime
  42.  
  43. [6:09:51 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Why
  44. [6:09:53 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): What happened
  45. [6:10:02 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): What exactly is a spinal tap
  46. [6:10:08 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Is it like "I'd tap that ass"
  47. [6:10:10 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): But instead of ass
  48. [6:10:12 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): It's spine
  49.  
  50. [9:24:40 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Here, let me post a picture of my smegma
  51. [9:24:47 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Isn't this just like the worst, everyone
  52.  
  53. [9:25:55 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Here, I can do hentai quotes too
  54. [9:26:18 PM] Marf Santangelo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I must slurp down all the semen while doing le reaction face
  55.  
  56. [11:18:49 PM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): I want le deadly neurotoxin, it is le fake cake
  57.  
  58. [2:39:20 AM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): Well, at least I'm not having salty tears up my butt.
  59.  
  60. [1:05:42 AM] Randomguy: I drew a tree
  61. [1:05:43 AM] Randomguy: c:
  62. [1:05:44 AM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): ...
  63. [1:05:46 AM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): what.
  64. [1:05:53 AM] Bilbo_Jagger: RG what
  65. [1:05:54 AM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): why does it have so many dicks
  66.  
  67. [1:13:32 AM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): This reminds me of a puzzle.
  68. [1:13:37 AM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): Just looking at this uturus.
  69.  
  70. [9:22:28 PM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): Unmanned? Is this some new feminist terminology?
  71. [9:22:31 PM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): Why not unpersoned?
  72. [9:22:34 PM] მსვჯ ჭმჩსვყ: Unpersoned
  73. [9:22:39 PM] მსვჯ ჭმჩსვყ: Unthonned
  74.  
  75. [9:27:36 PM] მსვჯ ჭმჩსვყ: smooth balls are nice
  76. [9:27:54 PM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): "Smooth balls are nice" -Fungus, 2013
  77.  
  78. [5:38:35 PM] Miyazawa KenBRO [Keltik]: "You sent that to the pokemon chat, Bitto." "GOOD."
  79.  
  80. [9:51:09 PM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): ugh
  81. [9:51:12 PM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): my head is killing me
  82. [9:51:25 PM] ( ☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ Glitchy ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜): I'll call the police
  83. [9:51:44 PM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): that made it worse
  84.  
  85. [1:48:44 AM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): I wake up every day in hopes I will hear a layze post.
  86. [1:48:53 AM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): *twerks on layze*
  87.  
  88. [3:05:00 PM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): Isn't butterscotch an alcoholic beverage?
  89.  
  90. [10:44:52 PM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): I cannot even imagine wanting to live anytime before the Internet existed.
  91. [10:45:05 PM] QueerGayHomoFag ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): Like, Rome. It might have been awesome as hell, but fuck, no god damn Internet.
  92.  
  93. [10:59:12 AM] Luke Atmey ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): I was hoping Richard Nixon was voiced by Wendee Lee
  94.  
  95. [5:13:57 PM] 鐵面忍者: "Fungus's wife should #beware of his D"
  96. [5:14:48 PM] Luke Atmey: Wow, pedro, calm down.
  97. [5:14:51 PM] Luke Atmey: Oh SHIT, that was Ninji?
  98. [5:14:53 PM] Luke Atmey: I didn't even noticed.
  99. [5:14:59 PM] Luke Atmey: I thought pedro just said that right now.
  100. [5:15:07 PM] Help! Damn Texas: bitto you're drunk
  101. [5:15:20 PM] Luke Atmey: You don't even know how many stimulants I'm on right now
  102. [5:16:15 PM] Help! Damn Texas: well then you need some depressants
  103. [5:16:18 PM] Help! Damn Texas: to balance that shit out
  104. [5:16:27 PM] Luke Atmey: I wanna be high
  105. [5:16:30 PM] Luke Atmey: Sky high
  106. [5:16:31 PM] Luke Atmey: Like LittlePrincess
  107. [5:16:35 PM] Luke Atmey: She is able to fly
  108. [5:17:18 PM] Luke Atmey: Oh man, like that Tails song from Sonic Adventure
  109. [5:17:21 PM] layze: bitto
  110. [5:17:22 PM] Luke Atmey: "I wanna fly high"
  111. [5:17:24 PM] layze: what are you doing
  112. [5:17:27 PM] Luke Atmey: Tails blazes it 420
  113. [5:17:29 PM] Luke Atmey: Oh MAN
  114. [5:17:29 PM] Help! Damn Texas: flying high
  115. [5:17:32 PM] Luke Atmey: Blaze is a name of a Sonic character
  116. [5:17:35 PM] Luke Atmey: It's happenin
  117.  
  118. [4:02:58 PM] Tiger Nut Milk ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°): One of the most effective ways to handle transgender surgery is to have the man watch Hidamari Sketch.
  119.  
  120. Bitto: Hot dog buns were MADE for dicks
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