Lean Night On The Corridor

"What time is it?" Jigglypuff asked as she and Pikachu were running down a corridor.

"Midnight." Pikachu responded as he leaded the way.

"What time is it?" Popo asked as he and Nana were running in a different corridor.

Nana rolled her eyes as she turned her head to Popo. "I already told you. It's midnight."

In another corridor...

"...What time is-"

"IT'S MIDNIGHT, GODDAMN IT, STOP ASKING ME THIS STUPID QUESTION, LUIGI!" Angrily bellowed Bowser as he and Luigi were in the corridor.

It was then that the six Smashers all bumped into each other, being inside a small, metallic room with pictures of the various Subspace enemies all around.

"What is this?" Popo asked as he held his hammer behind his head.

Luigi was about to answer when he was suddenly flattened by a giant Tow Tow, being killed on the spot.

"NOT LUIGI!" Jigglypuff exclaimed in horror as she began crying, tears pouring down her eyes. "He was my boyfriend!"

Everyone turned to Jigglypuff as they looked at her oddly, the pink puffball blushing as her eyes widened.

"...Okay, maybe that wasn't a good idea to shout out." Jigglypuff admit as she slightly blushed.

The Tow Tow growled as it faced the other Smashers, barking as it rammed into them, causing them to be splattered into the wall, falling on their faces on the ground. Bowser popped back up, grabbing the Tow Tow and performing his kamikaze move as somehow he and the Tow Tow fell through the floor.

"Well, there goes the laws of physics." Pikachu remarked as he, Popo, Nana, and Jigglypuff all began floating, with everything being sucked out into a vacuum that was in outer space, with the group being in Star Fox's Lylat Cruise as they were above the bright blue planet of Corneria, with the four Smashers trying to stay close to each other so they wouldn't get apart.

And then Crazy Hand came out of nowhere and grabbed all four of them, seemingly crushing them to death even though none of them died. Because Crazy Hand was that crazy.
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"Wait... how are we able to stand if everything is leaning?" Nana asked as she turned to Pikachu and Jigglypuff.

"I have no fucking idea!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she held her microphone in the air, with the entire hallway leaning. "Let's call Arceus! He'll know what to do!"

Arceus was doing some meditation in a pitch black area as he felt a signal. He opened his eyes, looking at a small portal with Jigglypuff's face on it.

"What is it now, Jiggz...?" Arceus remarked as he shook his head, hearing the pink puffball mumble back to him. "No, it's not that simple. You have to do a lot of nonsense in order to get that going. Look, it's not my account, it's just how this dumb author written it." He then lost the connection, closing his eyes again. "Why do I always get the nuts...?"

"...so, is there hope for us?" Pikachu asked with his yellow arms folded together.

"...No." Jigglypuff stated as she frowned, facing Pikachu and Nana.

The trio then screamed as they had no fucking clue on what to do now.