i bet i forgot to change most of the characters lel

[Movie starts with the 2004 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos]
[the titles read "Paramount Pictures Presents," "A Nickelodeon Movies Production," and "in association with United Regor Pictures"]
[Seagulls flying across they sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. We then see a pirate on a look-out post. He moves upwards to get a better look at something with his telescope. The screen then shows the view in the telescope of a pirate on a dinghy]
Pirate on the Dinghy: [with a trunk] I got it! I got it! I got it!
Look-out Post Pirate: [Squints] Dinghy ahoy. [He then looks down to tell someone something] Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow!
Two Pirates: Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! [off-screen] Dinghy off the port bow!
One Pirate: Captain, dinghy off the... [He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]
Maroo: Dinghy. [Lets the pirate in the dinghy onto the ship, along with the trunk]
Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: I got it! I got it.
Maroo: Where is it?
Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: It's right here, captain.
Captain: [Opens the trunk] I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The Operator Movie! [The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the Operator TennoPants Theme Song]
Pirates: ♪Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Operator TennoPants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? Operator TennoPants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? Operator TennoPants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? Operator TennoPants. Operator TennoPants. Operator TennoPants. Operator TennoPants. Operator TennoPants. Operator TennoPants. Operator TennoPants. Operator TennoPants. Operator TennoPants. Operator TennoPants. Operator TennoPants!♪ [The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]
French Narrator: [We start out on the familiar Bikini Atoll Island.] Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet. [The camera submerges underwater until it stops in front of the Krusty Krab.] Our story begins in the star chart's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
[The camera pans down into the star chart in front of the Krusty Krab]
Police: Back off! Back off! [waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens]
French Narrator: Hey, wait a minute.
[The screen pans out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded by cops.]
Nef Anyo: What is happening? Please settle down. [Referring to the Krusty Krab] We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss 'till me manager gets here.
Female Fish: [off-screen] Look, there he is.
[A black boat with orange flames drives up; Operator's leg, wearing a black boot with an orange snake on it in the shape of a stussy steps out of the vehicle when it is stopped, Operator climbs out of the limousine. They walk toward the Krusty Krab and blows a bubble]
Operator: Talk to me, Nef Anyo.
Nef Anyo: Oh. It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! [he cries, but Operator slaps him]
Operator: Get a hold of yourself, Neffy. I'm going in. [Operator walks in and sees a fish, extremely nervous, looking at his Krabby Patty.] Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. [He puts a briefcase down on a table.] Everything's gonna be just fine.
Konzu: I'm really scared here, man.
Operator: [Opens the briefcase.] You got a name?
Konzu: [Nervously] Konzu.
Operator: [Puts on gloves.] You got a family, Konzu? [Konzu chokes over his words, unable to speak. Operator snaps.] Come on, Konzu, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.
Konzu: I got a wife and two beautiful children.
Operator: [Puts on a headset from the briefcase.] That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Konzu.
Konzu: What?
Operator: [Operator picks a slice of cheese out from their briefcase with some tweezers.] Say "cheese." [Operator dramatically and slowly attempts to put the cheese on the Krabby Patty. They then kick the door open, Konzu in their arms. The crowd gasps. The cheese on the Krabby Patty sparkles.] Order up.
All [But Operator]: [Cheer and then lift Operator up on their shoulders.] Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip![Honk!] Hip! Hip![Honk!] Hip! Hip! [Honk!]
[Honk continues from dream, the screen now shows Operator in his bedroom. He turns off his honking foghorn alarm clock.]
Operator: Hooray! Midnight! I had that dream again! And it’s finally going to come true! [He runs over to his calendar.] Today! Sorry about this calendar. [He tears off the calendar page for the day before to reveal "March 7." On the page, it has a picture of the Krusty Krab 2 with rainbows and hearts around it.] Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Nef Anyo will announce the new manager.
Midnight: Meow.
Operator: Who's it gonna be, Midnight? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. [Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits]
Operator E.O.T.M Awards: Operator TennoPants!
Operator: I'm ready. Promotion. [Goes into the walk-in shower, eats soap, inserts a hose in his head, and puffs up until soap comes out. Operator then pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his pants. The back springs off, revealing his rear, which he covers up. He blushes and walks offscreen sideways. Then he brushes his eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam] Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. [Goes outside and runs around in circles] I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
[The scene is zooming to Alad V's house, and then cuts to Alad V in his bathroom]
Alad V: ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.♪
Alad V and Operator: [In unision] ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d...♪
Alad V: Huh?
Operator: ♪...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...♪
Alad V: [interrupts him, and covers himself] Operator! What are you doing in here?
Operator: I have to tell you something, Alad V.
Alad V: Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
Operator: There's no shower at work.
Alad V: What do you want?
Operator: I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
Alad V: Get out! [kicks him out the window]
Operator: Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. [Runs into Ordis, who comes out of his rock]
Ordis: That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.[notices he doesn't have his trunks on] Oops. Hold on.[Rock closes, with Ordis on it. Then it opens again with Ordis wearing his shorts] Congratulations, buddy.
Operator: Oh, thanks, Ordis. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.
Ordis: Oh, I love being purple!
Operator: We're going to the place where all the action is.
Ordis: You don't mean...?
Operator: Oh, I mean.
Operator and Ordis: Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
[Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats on, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Ordis]
Operator & Ordis: ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪
Operator: [Notices his watch] I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
Ordis: Good luck, Operator. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. ♪I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.♪ [Bounces away]
[The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Baro Ki'teer is on TV, reporting]
Baro Ki'teer: Hello, the star chart! Baro Ki'teer here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Nef Anyo is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Nef Anyo. [Nef Anyo has a big grin on his face]
Nef Anyo: Hello. I like money.
Baro Ki'teer: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
Nef Anyo: Money. [Everyone laughs]
[Tyl Regor is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket]
Tyl Regor: Curses! It's not fair. Nef Anyo is being interviewed by Baro Ki'teer, and I've never even had one customer! [the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen. Tyl Regor groans and moans while sweating]
Vay Hek: Don't get worked up again, Tyl Regor, I just mopped the floors.
Tyl Regor: Oh, Vay Hek, my computer husband, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Nef Anyo' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y.
Vay Hek: A to Y?
Tyl Regor: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
Vay Hek: What about Z?
Tyl Regor: Z?
Vay Hek: Z. The letter after Y.
Tyl Regor: [Searches through cabinet] W, X, Y, Z. [Grabs Plan Z] Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.
Vay Hek: Oh, boy.
Tyl Regor: [Looks at Plan Z] Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. [Sniffs it] It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! [Goes outside] So enjoy today, Nef Anyo, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Tyl Regor. All hail Plank...! [Operator runs by and unknowingly squashes him] Ow!
Operator: I'm ready, promotion... I'm ready, promotion...
Tyl Regor: [While being stepped on by Operator]Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Operator: [Stops running] Eww, I think I stepped in something. [Tries to scrape Tyl Regor off. Tyl Regor yelps when Operator tries to scrape him off]
Tyl Regor: Not in something, on someone, you twit!
Operator: Oh. Sorry, Tyl Regor. [Looks at smeared Tyl Regor and pulls him off his shoe] Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
Tyl Regor: No, I am not on my way over [mocks Operator] to the grand-opening ceremony. [Jumps four times]I'm busy planning to rule the world! [Chuckles]
Operator: Well, good luck with that. [Runs off] I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
Tyl Regor: Stupid kid. [Walks back to the Chum Bucket]
[Later, Nef Anyo is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated]
Nef Anyo: Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2! [The crowd applauds]
Eudico: We paid $9 for this?
Sandy: I paid $10!
Nef Anyo: Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
Operator: Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!
Nef Anyo: Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
Operator : [Thinking] Yes.
Nef Anyo: The obvious choice for the job.
Operator: [Thinking] He's right.
Nef Anyo: A name you all know. It starts with an S.
Operator: [Thinking] That's me.
Nef Anyo: Please welcome our new manager...Alad V Tentacles! [A banner falls with Alad V's face on it]
Operator: Yes! Yeah! [Dances around then he shakes Alad V's hand] Oh, better luck next time, buddy. [Cheers as he runs to the stage] Yeah! All right! [Grabs the microphone] People of the star chart, as the manager of...
Nef Anyo: Uh, Operator.
Operator: Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Nef Anyo. Go ahead, Mr. K. [Nef Anyo whispers into his ear.] I'm making a complete what of myself? [Nef Anyo whispers again] The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? [Nef Anyo whispers a third time] And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?
Nef Anyo: Oh, for crying out loud, Operator! You didn't get the job!
Operator: What?
Nef Anyo: You... did not... get... the job.
Operator: But... But why?
Nef Anyo: Operator, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Alad V because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.
Operator: I'm not... mature?
Nef Anyo: Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...
Lenny: Dork?
Nef Anyo: No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.
Pearl: A goofball?
Nef Anyo: Closer, but no, no, no.
Fred: A ding-a-ling.
Jimmy: Wing nut.
Mable: A Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Nef Anyo: OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager." You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?
Operator: I guess so, Nef Anyo.
Nef Anyo: Operator?
[Operator walks away]
Operator [depressed]: I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.
Nef Anyo: Poor kid.
[Ordis appears flying on a banner naked with a "Go Operator" flag in his butt]
Ordis: Hooray for Operator! Hooray for Operator!
[Ordis accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Ordis runs away]
Ordis: Let's hear it for Operator! Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?
French Narrator: Later that evening...
[Later that evening, Tyl Regor is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle]
Tyl Regor: Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Hunhow.
[Hunhow is sitting in his throne by his daughter Lotus, who is sitting in another throne. Hunhow hits the squire on the head with his trident]
Squire: Oh, right. [clears throat] The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. [Guards bring a small prisoner fish shaking nervously]
Hunhow: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?
Prisoner: Yes, but...
Hunhow: But what?!
Prisoner: But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.
Hunhow: Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.
Lotus: Daddy! [Frees the crown polisher] You're free to go.
Crown Polisher: Bless you, Princess Lotus. [runs away]
Hunhow: Lotus, how dare you defy me?!
Lotus: Why do you have to be so mean?
Hunhow: I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.
Lotus: Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
Squire: That would be nice. [Hunhow hits him on the head with his trident]
Hunhow: Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. [Everyone except Hunhow and Lotus leave. Hunhow then shows Lotus his crown] What is this, Lotus?
Lotus: Your crown?
Hunhow: And what does this crown do?
Lotus: It covers your bald spot.
Hunhow: It's not bald! It's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. [Puts the crown on a pillow on a stool. While his back is turned, Tyl Regor peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly] No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
Lotus: I'm gonna be bald?!
Hunhow: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. Like your father. [He reaches for his crown, but puts the pillow on his head instead.]
Lotus: Dad, your "crown"...
Hunhow: What the...? [Discovers that his crown is missing] My crown! Aah! Someone has stolen the royal crown!
Tyl Regor: [We see him leaving the castle with the crown] I got it. I got it! [He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with people eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks]
Goofy Goober Clock: Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.
Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober!
Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.
Goofy Goober: ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.♪
Goofy Goober and Kids: ♪Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪
[We then see Operator sobbing at the Nut Bar]
Operator: All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.
[Ordis walks up to him]
Ordis: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! [Operator starts crying again] Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
Operator: No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
Ordis: What? Why?
Operator: Nef Anyo thinks I'm a kid.
Ordis: [slapping his forehead] What?! That's insane!
Operator: I know.
Ordis: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid! [Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal]
Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
Ordis: I'm supposed to get a toy with this. [Waiter throws one at him] Thanks.
Operator: [sighs] I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.
Ordis: Are you sure?
Operator: Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. [he starts to walk away]
Ordis: Okay, see you.
Waiter: [hands Ordis a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise] And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. [Operator starts to walk back to Ordis]
Ordis: Yum!
Operator: A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.
Ordis: Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.
Waiter: [Handing Operator one] There you go.
Operator: Ooh! [Operator and Ordis gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter]
Both: Buuurrrp!
Operator: Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.
Ordis: Yeah.
Operator: Waiter, let's get another round over here. [then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter] Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. [Then the waiter gives them two more]
Both: Whoo! [they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter]
Operator: Waiter. [Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Ordis finishing his ice cream] Oh, waiter. [singsong] Waiter. [slurring] Wai-toor. [yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways] Waiter!
Waiter: [puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae] Why do I always get the nuts?
Operator: [Up on stage holding a lollipop] All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: [We see Ordis and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too] Ordis and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...
Both: "Waiter!"
[All three faint. The next morning, Operator wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up]
Waiter: [To Operator] Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.
Operator: [After recovering] Oh, my head. [He looks drunk]
Waiter: Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.
Operator: My friend? [Sees Ordis lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too] Ordis. Hey, what's up, buddy? [Then realizes something] Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Nef Anyo is gonna be...[Disgustedly] Nef Anyo.
[At the Krusty Krab 2, Nef Anyo is pinning the manager pin on Alad V's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him]
Nef Anyo: Now, pay attention, Alad V. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. [Looks through the telescope]
Alad V: Yawn.
Nef Anyo: What's this? King Hunhow is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime! He's got money!
[Outside, King Hunhow gets out of his coach and closes the door on Lotus]
Hunhow: Stay in the coach, daughter. [Gets out of the coach] This won't take long.
Lotus: Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.
Hunhow: Silence, Lotus. I know what I'm doing. [Turns around to leave, but bumps into the Krusty Krab sign pole]Ow! Squire! [The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene]
Squire: Yes, Your Highness?
Hunhow: Have this pole executed at once.
[Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Nef Anyo is changing the price of the Krabby Patty]
Alad V: A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
Nef Anyo: With cheese, Mr. Alad V, with cheese.
[Trumpet plays. Hunhow comes into the Krusty Krab]
Hunhow: [To the customers] Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Neffy Nef Anyo. May he present himself to me at once.
Nef Anyo: I'm Neffy Nef Anyo, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?
Hunhow: [lightning flashes] Nay! I'm on to you, Nef Anyo! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. [Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Nef Anyo]
Nef Anyo: "I stole your crown. Signed, Neffy Nef Anyo?!" [Eyes widen]
Hunhow: Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!
Nef Anyo: But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it!
The Phone: [Tyl Regor begins impersonating Nef Anyo' voice] Ahoy, this is Neffy Nef Anyo. Leave a message.
Clay: [He impersonates another voice] Hi, Nef Anyo. This is Clay, the guy you sold Hunhow's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Hunhow's crown. [Nef Anyo tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play]I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Hunhow's crown. [Nef Anyo rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment]Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
Nef Anyo: Heh, heh... Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
Hunhow: My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! [Screams]
[Outside, we see that Tyl Regor is behind it, holding the phone]
Tyl Regor: Plan Z. I love Plan Z.
King Hunhow: [Continues screaming] Prepare to burn, Nef Anyo.
Nef Anyo: [sobbing] Wait, Hunhow! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!
King Hunhow: Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Neffy Nef Anyo?
Operator: [Operator is burping around and looking all drunk] I've got something to say about Mr. [burps]Nef Anyo.
Nef Anyo: Operator, me boy, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Hunhow all about me.
Operator: I have worked for Nef Anyo for many years and always thought he was a great boss.
Nef Anyo: You see? A great boss.
Operator: [offscreen] I now realize that he's a GREAT BIG JERK! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. [blows a long raspberry] There, I think I made my point.
King Hunhow: Anyone else? No? Well, then. [Fires at Nef Anyo]
Operator: Huh?
Nef Anyo: Ooh! Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! [he dives into a bucket of water] Oh, yeah.
King Hunhow: And now, Neffy Nef Anyo, [prepares to blast Nef Anyo again] you... will...
Operator: Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Nef Anyo over.
King Hunhow: Quiet, fool! Nef Anyo stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.
Operator: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
King Hunhow: You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.
Operator: Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...[King Hunhow removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines] Bald! Bald!}}
[Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!]
Fred: My eyes!
King Hunhow: [places the paper bag back on his head] All right, all right.
Operator: King Hunhow, sir? Would you spare Nef Anyo' life if I went to get your crown back?
King Hunhow: You, go to Shell City? [laughs] No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.
Operator: But I'm not a kid. I can do it.
King Hunhow: Run along. I have a crab to cook.
Operator: No! I won't let you.
King Hunhow: Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!
Lotus: Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?
King Hunhow: Lotus, I told you to stay in the carriage.
Lotus: Where's your love and compassion? [Holds Operator] Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.
King Hunhow: But, daughter, I...
Lotus: Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?
[She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot]
All: Bald! Bald! Bald!
Fred: My eyes!
King Hunhow: [places the paper bag back on his head] All right. Very well, Lotus. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls.
Nef Anyo: Huh?
King Hunhow: And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! [Ordis pops up]
Ordis: He can do it in 9!
King Hunhow: 8!
Ordis: 7!
King Hunhow: 6!
Operator & Nef Anyo: Ordis! [They tackle him]
King Hunhow: Six it is, then.
Ordis: [Being choked by Nef Anyo] Fi--ve.
Operator: Ordis, shush!
King Hunhow: Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! [He points his trident at Nef Anyo]
Nef Anyo: No, wait! I'm begging you! [King Hunhow freezes him]
Alad V: Who turned on the AC? [gasps] Nef Anyo! Oh, no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
King Hunhow: Come along, Lotus.
Lotus: Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops [she imitates the Cyclops stomping] who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.
[While Lotus is explaining, Ordis is staring at her]
Ordis: She's pretty, Operator.
Lotus: Here, take this.
Operator: What's in here? [Opens bag and few winds blow at his face]
Lotus: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
Ordis: [To Lotus] You're hot.
Lotus: Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.
Hunhow: [from outside] Lotus!
Lotus: I'm coming. Good luck, Operator.
Operator: Wait. How did you know my name?
Lotus: Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.
Ordis: What's my name?
Lotus: That's easy. You're Ordis Star. [Ordis's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe]
Hunhow: Lotus!
Lotus: I gotta go. I believe in you guys.
Operator: Thanks, Lotus. [Now to Nef Anyo] Don't worry, Nef Anyo. Ordis, Alad V and I...
Alad V: Pass. [He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind]
Operator: Ordis and I...
Ordis: Hi.
Operator: ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Hunhow's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. [Nef Anyo turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Nef Anyo moans out of doubt] Ordis, let's go get that crown!
[They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon]
Operator: Feast your eyes, Ordis.
Ordis: What is it?
Operator: The Patty Wagon. Nef Anyo uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected French-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.
Ordis: Wow!
Operator: Yeah, wow!
Ordis: Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.
Operator: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. [They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!" appears]
Operator and Ordis: Shell City, here we come!
[Later, Tyl Regor enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Nef Anyo is still there, frozen]
Tyl Regor: Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. [Sarcastically] Freeze. [laughs] One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. [goes into the kitchen and walks out with the bottle with the Formula inside it]Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love ya! [Nef Anyo' tears fall to the ground as Tyl Regor leaves]
[The next scene cuts to Operator and Ordis riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon]
Operator & Ordis: ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪
[They stop at a gas station right before the country line. Past the county line, the star chart's beautiful landscape is replaced by barren locations. Operator is wearing an aviator's outfit at the wheel and honks his horn to wake up the two hick gas station attendants, Floyd and Lloyd.]
Operator: Fill her up, please.
Floyd: What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?! [Floyd and Lloyd slap their knees and crack up, rocking in their chairs.]
Ordis: Are they laughing at us?
Operator: No, Ordis. They're laughing next to us.
[Floyd and Lloyd continue to laugh as they advance towards the Patty Wagon. Then, Lloyd bends down and Floyd uses him for support.]
Floyd: Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
Ordis: Kids?!
Operator: Now, Ordis. For your information, we are not kids. We are men. And we're off to get King Hunhow's crown in Shell City.
Floyd and Lloyd: Shell City?
Lloyd: Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
Operator: That's right.
Floyd: Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead!
[The two "nyuk" and slap their knees again.]
Floyd: You two dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!
Operator: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. [He and Ordis get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A boat jacker stops them]
Boat jacker: Out of the car, fellas. [Operator and Ordis obey and the boat jacker drives off in the Patty Wagon]
Operator: How many seconds was that?
Lloyd: [checks his watch] Twelve.
Operator and Ordis: In your face!
[Operator and Ordis slap their knees and laugh like Lloyd and Floyd, who don't seem to care. Ordis makes a loud noise with a blow horn.]
Operator: That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!
Ordis: Who's the kid now?
[Operator runs around Ordis and flaps his arms like chicken wings as Ordis continues to honk the aerosol can.]
Floyd: They're dead.
[Operator and Ordis continue their laughing as they walk down the road. They give each other a high-five, and Ordis honks his can once more.]
[The scene changes to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in the star chart. Baro Ki'teer is in front, once again reporting on TV]
Baro Ki'teer: Baro Ki'teer here with an incredible news flash. Tyl Regor is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. [He goes inside]
[Inside, Tyl Regor is watching his new customers]
Tyl Regor: Step right up. Plenty for everybody.
Baro Ki'teer: Excuse me, Tyl Regor. Baro Ki'teer, the star chart News. Can I get a minute?
Tyl Regor: Anything for you, Perch.
Baro Ki'teer: All of the star chart wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?
Tyl Regor: Well, Perch, before my dear friend Neffy Nef Anyo was frozen by King Hunhow... [voice breaking] I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out." [sobs] By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. [He plants a bucket helmet on his head]
Baro Ki'teer: Thanks.
Tyl Regor: Bucket helmets for everyone!
Man: [happily] My helmet!
[Tyl Regor enters his lab, where Vay Hek is]
Tyl Regor: Vay Hek, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.
Vay Hek: I never agreed.
Tyl Regor: Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now!
Vay Hek: Nothing except Operator and his pink friend. [Displays Operator and Ordis on the road on her computer screen] My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Hunhow might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. [Tyl Regor looks at his hands]
Tyl Regor: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
[Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road.]
Stalker: [takes off sunglasses in another one] Sesame seed.
Floyd: Hey, mister, does that hat take ten gallons?
[The gas station attendants smack their knees and laugh more. Stalker, very annoyed, stomps up to them and tears their lips off. The hillbillies looks at each other as Stalker drives away.]
[Meanwhile, an exhausted Operator and Ordis crawl down the road, sweaty and tired, but still cheering. Ordis's blow horn stops working and he tosses it behind him.]
Ordis: Going on.
Operator: Yeah! Moving on. Just keep going.
Ordis: Yup.
Operator: Gonna get that crown.
Ordis: Oh, yeah. All right.
Operator: Yeah. Victory.
Ordis: Are we there yet?
Operator: We must be close by now...Ordis, look. [He points to a billboard and reads it.] We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away! [A leaf blocking part of the sign comes off, revealing 2 more words]
Ordis: By car.
Operator: I wish we still had our car.
Ordis: Operator, look! Our car!
[We see the Patty Wagon in front of a beat-up bar. Operator and Ordis are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but Operator notices that the key is missing]
Operator: The key!
Ordis: Where do you think it is?
[A fish is kicked through one of the Thug Tug windows and lands next to Operator and Ordis, with many broken bones. His leg twitches. The two look through the broken window, and see thugs fighting, becoming drunk, and playing pool. The inside is a disaster. Everything is cracked or splintered, and the dim lights make everything look red. "R.I.P." is written in spray paint on a wall with a dead or knocked out fish below it. They see the Boat jacker playing pool with the key hooked onto his belt.]
Operator: There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?
Ordis: I know. Walk in and ask him for it.
Thug: [From inside.] What are you looking at? [Operator hears the punching sounds and pain cries inside]
Operator: Ordis, that's a terrible idea.
Ordis: [Downcasted and realizing Operator's point]Sorry.
Operator: I know. I'll go in and create a distraction, and you get the key.
Ordis: [Becomes enthusiastic] Ooh! Ooh! Wait!, I wanna do the distraction!
Operator: Okay... I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.
[Ordis puffs out his chest as he bursts through the swinging doors, while Operator crawls underneath them. Ordis clears his throat.]
Thug in background: You see me walkin' back?!
Ordis: Ahem! Can I have everybody's attention? [Everyone clusters around Ordis with angry expressions, ready for a fight.] I have to use the bathroom.
Boat jacker: [confusingly] It's, uhh...right over there. [He points behind him and notices Operator reaching for his key. Operator looks up at him for a second before scuffing around on the ground, searching for something.]
Operator: Stupid contacts. [He holds up an imaginary contact.] Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. [Runs away]
[Inside the restroom, Ordis is going to the bathroom. He finishes as Operator comes in]
Operator: [Angry] Ordis! You call that a distraction?!
Ordis: [Jolts up. He flushes the toilet. Turns to Operator] Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
Operator: Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. [He pumps the soap dispenser, and the top is pushed off by pressure from bubbles forming inside of it.] Ordis, check it out! [He pumps more.]
Ordis: Whoa.
Both: Hooray! Bubble party! [Bubbles float all around the bathroom and ragtime music plays as Operator and Ordis dance with bubbles. Ordis juggles them, as Operator gives him more to juggle. Then, Operator lays on his side and balances one on his foot. Ordis balances one on his head. But one bubble drifts out the door and into the pub. Victor, the bartender sees it.]
Victor: Hey! Who blew this bubble?! [Victor punches it, and it pops.] You all know the rules!
Everybody in the main area of the Thug Tug: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
One Patron: [falling behind] ...bar.
Victor: That's right! So who blew it?!
[Operator and Ordis frantically pop all of the bubbles]
Victor: So... Nobody knows?
Ventkid #1: Maybe it was...
Victor: Shut up! [Throws a chair at him] Somebody in here ain't a real man. [Operator and Ordis attempt to sneak out, but Victor sees them.] You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out. Now, everybody line up! DJ! Time for the test. [The DJ gives a thumbs-up to Victor and plays a CD.] No baby can resist singing along to this. [The Goofy Goober theme song plays]
Ordis: [Nervously] Operator, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.
Operator: [In a raspy voice] I know! [Operator and Ordis try to resist to sing along]
Goofy Goober: [On record] ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪
[As the song goes on, Victor walks down the line to see the patron's responses to the songs.]
Ventkid #2: [coughs]
Victor: [Points at Ventkid angrily] It was you! You're the baby!
Ventkid #2: No, no! I only coughed, I swear! [Victor points with two fingers from his eyes to the thug's to show that he's watching him. Then, he walks on. Ventkid #2 sighs in relief.]
Victor: DJ! Turn it up louder!
Operator: [trying not to sing] Don't sing along, Ordis!
Ordis: I'm trying. Trying so hard. [Victor notices his and Operator's struggle and starts singing mockingly]
Victor: ♪I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah! You're a Goofy Goober, yeah! We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!♪
[Victor watches as Operator and Ordis can't take it anymore and open their mouths to sing when... ]
Siamese Twins: ♪Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!♪ [disc scratch and the song stops]
Victor: [laughs.] Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?!
Siamese Twins: [Nervously] Uh..[Look at and point at the other] It was him! He did it. I've never even eaten at... ♪Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!♪ [They cover each other's mouths after realizing their words.]
Victor: Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! [The thugs surround the twins, crack their knuckles, and lunge at them in unison. Operator and Ordis escape the Thug Tug.]
Operator: Man, that was a close call.
Ordis: Guess what I got. [Pulls out the key]
Operator: The key! Shhh...
[Cut to the Patty Wagon rolling down the street as it becomes night. Back in the star chart the next morning, Alad V is enjoying the time without Operator]
Alad V: Too bad Operator's not here to enjoy Operator not being here. [He laughs to himself and closes the window. Pan over to the side of his house, which opens like a garage door. Alad V comes out on a recumbent bicycle. He pedals down the road and past a fish wearing a Chum Bucket Bucket Helmet.]
Nat: Morning. [Alad V notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet]
Alad V: Some people have no taste in headgear. [He stops at an intersection, and glances at a husband and wife with their baby in a stroller, showing it to another fish, who shakes a rattle at the giggling baby. All have helmets on.] Huh? Babies too? [He rides up to another person driving in her boat.] Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?
Evelyn: [She looks around confused] Who said that?
Alad V: Down here.
Evelyn: [Finds Alad V] Oh! Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Tyl Regor's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.
Alad V: Chum Bucket?... Free?... Krabby Patty?... Tyl Regor?... Giving?... With?
[At the Chum Bucket, Tyl Regor is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Alad V bursts in]
Alad V: So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Tyl Regor?
Tyl Regor: That's right, Alad V. [Pulls out a helmet] And there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase. Care for one?
Alad V: No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
Tyl Regor: And what's that supposed to mean?
Alad V: It means you set up Nef Anyo. You stole the crown so Hunhow would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. [Tyl Regor looks at his hands] It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck. And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Hunhow!
Tyl Regor: We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. [laughs and presses a button on Vay Hek]
Vay Hek: Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
Alad V: [Shocked] Huh? What? [A satellite goes up on the Chum Bucket, causing the bucket helmets to start to control their wearers]
Wearers of Helmets: All hail Tyl Regor.
Alad V: [Eyes widened] What's going on here?
Tyl Regor's Slaves [Wearers of Helmets]: All hail Tyl Regor.
Tyl Regor: Seize him, slaves!
Slaves: All hail Tyl Regor.
Alad V: I'm getting outta here! [Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him]
Slaves: All hail Tyl Regor. All hail Tyl Regor.
[Alad V, cornered, screams in horror as Tyl Regor's slaves capture him]
Tyl Regor: [laughs evilly] Who can stop me now?! Who?!
[Meanwhile, Operator and Ordis are still traveling in the Patty Wagon. They are laughing at something Ordis has done]
Operator: Come on, Pat, one more time.
Ordis: Okay. [Imitates Victor] We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out. [Operator and Ordis laugh]
Operator: Weed 'em out!
Ordis: What a jerk. [They drive along a pile of skulls]
Operator: Whoa! The road's getting kinda bumpy here.
Ordis: You know, Operator, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.
Operator: What's that, Ordis?
Ordis: A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country.
Operator: Yeah. [Then realizes something] Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us a bubble-blowing double baby? [Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand]
Ordis: Hey look! Free ice cream!
Operator: Oh, boy! [heads the stand, oblivious to the piles of skulls surrounding him]
Ordis: [Talks to a skull] How you doing? Wait a minute. [Ordis looks at his surroundings and looked worried]Wait a minute. Operator!
Operator: Yeah?
Ordis: Make mine a chocolate!
Operator: Got you covered. [To the old woman] Two, please.
Old Woman: Certainly. You kids enjoy. [she takes out a fake ice cream]
Operator: Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. [Gets bowl] Hey, Ordis, let's... [His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding] You can let go now. I said, let go, please. [the bowl sticks to his hands like glue] What is this? What kind of old lady are you? [The hair and eyeglasses fall off] Eww. [Teeth come out from the ground. Operator screams. Then an eye comes out from the ground and looks at Operator. Operator screams the second time. A huge frogfish comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. Operator screams the third time. Ordis looks at the frogfish from the mirror. When the frogfish is about to eat Operator, he screams the fourth time and he bites the arm off as Ordis pulls the Patty Wagon into reverse]
Ordis: [Oblivious]Did you get the ice cream? [frog fish roars. Operator and Ordis stare in fear]
Operator: [Scared]Step on it, Ordis! [Ordis drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the pursuing frogfish, losing the wagon's flag in the process, as he and Operator scream]
Stalker: [He arrives at The Thug Tug, and notices soap on Operator's footprint. He unmasks himself] Hmm... [He blows the soap, forming a bubble. Images of Operator and Ordis giggling appear in it. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear]
Victor: Hey! [Stalker turns around] You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. [Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule]
All Thugs: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every...able-bodied...patron... [The thugs trail off as Stalker punches Victor, who screams and flies into the Thug Tug. The Tug tilts back and quickly sinks. Stalker drives away as the Thugs watch in fear.]
[Cut back to Operator and Ordis still fleeing from the frogfish]
Old Woman: Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. [Operator and Ordis scream] I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers. [A cat on a tongue is shown]
Mr. Whiskers: Meow.
Operator: [He and Ordis scream at the cat] Jump for it, Ordis! [They jump out of the Patty Wagon, which the frog fish eats. It smiles but stops when a tongue grabs it. A gigantic eel eats the frog fish and slowly dives back in. Operator and Ordis stare in disbelief] Well, we lost our car again.
Ordis: Never mind the car, where's the road? [echoes] Road, road, road, [the echo turns out to be Ordis repeating] road, road, road, road, [Operator stares at him] r... Sorry.
Operator: There's the road. [The road is shown on the other side of the trench] On the other side of this [Looks down the trench in front of them] deep, dark... dangerous...
Ordis: [after seeing a fire] Hazardous.
Operator: Hazardous...
Ordis: [after seeing a tentacle and hearing a roar] Monster-infested.
Operator: Yeah, monster-infested... [Gulps] trench.
Ordis: Hey, Operator, look! [Shows Operator a flight of stairs leading down] Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. [Ordis takes the first step and a monster growls. He is shocked at first but he proceeds to step on it over and over, making more growling sounds] Hey, look, it's making noise. Operator? [Sees him about to leave] Hey, where are you going?
Operator: I'm going home, Ordis.
Ordis: But what about Nef Anyo?
Operator: What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids.
Ordis: We're not kids!
Operator: Open your eyes, Ordis! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!
Ordis: We do not worship him!
Operator: [Pulls down his shorts] You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! [We see Ordis's underwear with the Goofy Goober pictures on it] What do you call that!?
Ordis: Worship? [Gets tears in his eyes] You're right, Operator. We are kids! [Runs off while sobbing then falls down]
Operator: Pull your pants up, Ordis. We're going home.
Lotus: But you can't go home!
[Operator and Ordis see Lotus riding a coach driven by seahorses]
Operator: Lotus!
Ordis: Lotus?! [Struggles to put his shorts on]
Operator: How much did you hear?
Lotus: I heard enough.
Ordis: Did you see my underwear?
Lotus: No, Ordis.
Ordis: [About to pull down is shorts] Did you want to?
Lotus: Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
Operator: What do you mean, the only ones left?
Lotus: Things have gotten a lot worse since you left the star chart. [Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing the star chart now] Or should I say, Planktopolis.
Slaves: All hail Tyl Regor.
Tyl Regor: [Holding a whip] No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster!
Operator: Oh, my gosh! Ordis, look! Tyl Regor's turned everyone we know into slaves. [We see what everyone is doing work for Tyl Regor] Alad V, Sandy, Eudico, [Operator gasps] even Midnight.
Midnight: Meow Tyl Regor.
Operator: Can't your father do something?
Lotus: My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. [The magical clam shows Hunhow's bald spot about to be sprayed by the Squire with hair growth spray]
Hunhow: Squire, will you hurry? [The Squire is nervous. He closes his eyes and accidentally sprays Hunhow's eyes, which grow hair. Hunhow screams in pain]
Lotus: [She closes the clam] So you see, you can't quit. The fate of the star chart rests in your hands.
Operator: But... But we're just...
Lotus: Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. What's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe! [Swims up into the sky, then comes back down]
Operator: I believe.
Lotus: That's the spirit!
Operator: I believe that...everybody I know is a goner! [He and Ordis begin sobbing]
Lotus: Come on, guys. [They don't stop] Guys... [They still don't stop] Guys? [they both spray tears to each other's mouths] Ew!
Narrator: Meanwhile.
[Stalker is next scene crashing threw a bunch of skulls and laughs and one skull becomes a skull-and-crossbones symbol. Scene cuts back to Lotus]
[Operator and Ordis are now rocking and sucking their thumbs like babies]
Lotus: Guys? [No answer] Oh, boy. Think, Lotus, think. [Then she comes up with an idea] Yup, I guess you're right. [Operator and Ordis look at Lotus] A couple of kids could never survive this journey. [Operator and Ordis look at each other and they cry again] That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. [Operator and Ordis stop crying]
Operator: You can do that? How?
Lotus: With my mermaid magic
Horses: [neighing, subtitles read: "Mermaid Magic?" Lotus shushes]
Operator: Did you hear that, Ordis? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!
Operator and Ordis: Hooray! [Singing] We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!
Lotus: Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.
Operator: [He and Ordis close their eyes] Are we men yet?
Lotus: Not yet. Uhhh... spin around three times.
Operator: [He and Ordis spin like doing ballet] I think it's working.
Lotus: Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. [Grabs two blades of seaweed] With my mermaid magic and my one tailfin [Ordis giggles. Lotus puts the seaweeds onto Operator and Ordis], I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes.
Operator: [He and Ordis open their eyes] I don't feel any... [Notices that Ordis has a "mustache"] Oh, my gosh, Ordis, you have a mustache!
Ordis: So do you!
Operator: Wow. [He and Ordis play with each other's "mustaches"]
Lotus: So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? [Operator and Ordis still adore their "mustaches"] Guys!
Operator and Ordis: Yeah?
Lotus: I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
Operator and Ordis: Heck, yeah!
Lotus: Are men afraid of anything?
Operator and Ordis: Heck, no!
Lotus: And why?
Operator and Ordis: Because we're invincible! [Jump off trench] Yeah!
Lotus: I never said that!
[As they fall, Operator and Ordis do tough moves]
Operator: [Realizes something] Ordis?
Ordis: Yeah, buddy?
Operator: Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?
Ordis: Bec... well... [They scream after realizing they are falling]
Operator: [A branch catches them and stops them from falling and they land safely on the ground. Operator stops screaming but Ordis continues screaming] Ordis.
Ordis: [Stops screaming] Huh. Are we dead?
Operator No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. [We see roaring monsters around the trench]
Ordis: The mustaches worked!
Operator: Do you know what that means? [He and Ordis stand up] We are invincible!
Operator & Ordis: ♪Now that we're men, we can do anything.♪ [An eel flips them in the sky and is about to eat them] ♪Now that we're men, we are invincible.♪ [A squid catches them but crashes in a tall piece of coral] ♪Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City,♪ [they slide down the coral and fly across 3 slow monsters. They then fall in a see-through fish]♪ get the crown, save the town, and Nef Anyo.♪ [They walk out of the end of its gut. The fish closes it]♪Now that we're men,♪ [walking between sea urchins]
Operator: ♪We have facial hair.♪
Operator and Ordis: ♪Now that we're men,♪
Ordis: [An urchin rips Ordis's shorts off] ♪I change my underwear.♪
Operator and Ordis: ♪Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair.♪ [walking over volcanoes that switch on and off] ♪We've got the stuff. We're tough enough to save the day.♪ [playing hopscotch over lava rocks] ♪We never had a chance when we were kids. No! No! No!♪ [They dodge a monster's head, a green hand and a monstrous boulder] ♪But take a look at what the mermaid did.♪ [They dodge a giant green crab who can't even get a chance to pinch them] ♪Ha! Ha! Ha!♪ [They walk onto a road which turns out to be a big, blue, one-eyed angler fish's fin. The two begin dancing and slapping their bodies]
Operator: Yeah, go, Pat. [a green 3-eyed fish and a red squid appears with the purple one-eyed angler fish. While Operator and Ordis continue slapping their bodies and legs, the green 3-eyed fish beckons a big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with its eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth]
Ordis: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Operator: Oh yeah.
Ordis: Yeah, go Operator. [They both finish by touching the tip of their toes] Ah!
Monsters: Hooray! ♪Now that they're men, We can't bother them. Now that they're men, they have become our friends. Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end. They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown. They'll pass the test♪ [they slap their bodies] ♪and finish the quest.♪ [and again] ♪They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!♪
[The group happily reaches the top of a trench as Operator notices a sign]
Operator: "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters.
Monsters: Huh? Aww. [They begin to walk away. Operator notices]
Operator: Not you guys. You guys are awesome! [Monsters just keep walking] Well, Ordis, we should be there in one more verse.
Operator and Ordis: ♪Now that we're men...♪ [They are interrupted by Stalker the exterminator]
Stalker: Finally. [Cracks his knuckles] I got you right where I want you.
Operator: Can I help you with something, sir?
Stalker: Name's Stalker. I've been hired to exterminate you.
Operator: You're gonna exterminate us? [They look at each other and laugh] Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
Stalker: You mean these? [Rips Operator and Ordis's fake mustaches off of their faces. Operator and Ordis whimper while feeling their cheeks in horror] I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
[Stalker throws seaweed dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin. Operator and Ordis look at the seaweeds]
Operator: They were fake?
Stalker: Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. [He unmasks himself, grunts, and grows a mustache]
Ordis: Is he a mermaid?
Stalker: All right. Enough gab.
Operator: What are you gonna do to us?
Stalker: Tyl Regor was very specific.
Operator: Tyl Regor?
Stalker: For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.
Ordis: Step on us?
Stalker: Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!
[Operator and Ordis look at each other again, this time, more scared]
Stalker: uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. [Spikes pop out under his boot. He raises up his foot, ready to step on the two]
Ordis: That's a big boot!
Stalker: Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot! [laughs maniacally] I love this job! [Continues laughing. Suddenly, an extremely large boot stomps on Stalker]
Ordis: Bigger boot! [Starts to run away, but Operator stops him]
Operator: Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.
Ordis: Yay!
Both: Thank you, stranger.
[They looks up to see a giant scuba diver breathing heavily]
Operator: Uhh... Stranger?
[Scuba diver looks at them]
Operator: IT'S THE CYCLOPS! [The two try to run, but the scuba diver grabs them and takes them with him]
Operator and Ordis: Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!
[Operator and Ordis have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles, snoring till they wake up in fright]
Ordis: Are we dead?
Operator: I don't think so. [Inspects the ground] Artificially colored rocks?
[Ordis eats the pebbles]
Operator: I don't know where we are.[Bumps into glass] What is this?
Ordis: It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. [Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in]
Operator: No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
[Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl]
Operator: Hey, there's some fish folk.
[Camera unblurs to show some fish knick-knacks on the shelves and nooks]
Operator and Ordis: Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... [Ordis stops yelling]
Operator: Wait a second. [Camera shows 3 knick-knacks: some seahorses, a puffer fish [Mr. Puff], and a mariachi band] Those fish are... [Camera zooms in to Operator's mouth] dead. [The cyclops spies on Operator and Ordis, who run around the fishbowl in terror, while the Cyclops laughs evilly] What's he gonna do with us? [The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox] Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. [The Cyclops takes out glue and google eyes] Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of.. [The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it] ... Alexander Clam Bell? Ordis, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.
Ordis: You think so? [Cyclops takes Ordis out of bowl]
Operator: Ordis! No! [Cyclops takes Operator out of bowl and puts both of them on a table involving a heating lamp] The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.
Ordis: Tell me about it.
Cyclops: [Laughs maniacally, takes a book, steps into the bathroom and closes the door]
Operator: This doesn't look too good, Ordis.
Ordis: [In a weak voice] You mean we're not gonna ♪get the crown, save the town and Nef Anyo?♪
Operator: I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. [Operator's arm falls off, then Ordis puts it back]
Operator: Thanks.
Ordis: Don't mention it.
Operator: Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Ordis.
Ordis: You mean that we're attractive?
Operator: No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.
Ordis: Shell City.
Operator: Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
Ordis: Shell City.
Operator: Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.
Ordis: Shell City.
Operator: OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Ordis.
Ordis: No, look at the sign. [Operator sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door] "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."
Operator: Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? [Camera zooms out to show Hunhow's crown sitting on a cushion]
Ordis and Operator: Crown!
Operator: Hunhow's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it.
Ordis: Yeah, I guess we did.
Operator: [sniffles] We did all right for a couple of goofballs. [Each sheds a single tear of joy]
Operator: [in a weak voice] I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...
Operator and Ordis: You're a Goofy Goober, yeah... [Camera goes down to show the tears merging to form a heart] We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah... [Screen goes back up to show the two drying up] Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah... [The two dehydrate and die]
[Camera pans back in the theater, where all of the people in the audience are sobbing.]
Captain: That's the end of Operator. [To a pirate] Come here, you. [Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder]
Captain's Parrot: [squawk] Shut up and look at the screen.
Captain: The bird's right. Look! [Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again] It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
[The teardrop rolls down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet, which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second]
Operator: Hey, we're alive![The pirates cheer] Let's get that crown.
Ordis: Right. [He and Operator rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up]
Operator: On three, Ordis. Ready? One, two, three. [Scuba diver picks up crown] Hey, it's lighter than I thought. [The camera pulls up to reveal that the Cyclops is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers]
Ordis: What's happening?
Operator: I don't know. Look!
[1,007 sea creatures, including Mr. Puff, the mariachi band, the seahorses, 3 starfish who bear a strong resemblance to Ordis, some octopuses/jellyfish and 3 lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Nef Anyo, reanimate. A lobster taps the Cyclops' shoulder]
Cyclops: Huh? [the lobster pulls out google eyes and a tube of glue] Uh-oh. [The lobster sprays glue into the Cyclops' eye. He falls over as the sea creatures attack him. The mariachi fish shrug and continue playing, while all the Shell City sea creatures continue to beat up the Cyclops, while Operator and Ordis escape]
Operator: Come on, Ordis. Let's get this crown back to the star chart. [The two carry the crown outside to the beach] Do you still have that bag of winds?
Ordis: I sure do. [Ordis shows a lump on his butt. He and Operator laughs] Here you go. [Pulls out the bag. Operator stares at the lump, wide-eyed] What?
Operator: Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. [Reads the paper with the instructions on it]Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home."
Ordis: OK. [Points bag at Shell City]
Operator: "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground."
Ordis: Right! [Plants his feet in the sand]
Operator: "Step three: Remove string from bag releasing the winds
Ordis: Check. [Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm. He looks around]
Operator: Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.
Ordis: Uh, Operator? [points to the bag flying away like a deflating balloon]
Operator: No, no, stop! [He chases after the bag]
Ordis: I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake! [the bag falls into the water]
Operator: Oh, no. How will we ever get back to the star chart now?
Steve from DE: I can take you there. [Operator and Ordis spot Steve from DE running towards them]
Operator: Who are you?
Steve from DE: I'm Steve from DE.
Operator and Ordis: Hooray!
Operator: So where's your boat?
Steve from DE: Boat? [He laughs heartily]
[The next scene depicts Operator and Ordis riding toward the star chart on Steve]
Operator: Go, Steve!
Ordis: Next stop, the star chart!
[In the star chart, Tyl Regor's slaves are still under control]
the star chart Residents: All hail Tyl Regor. All hail Tyl Regor.
[Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Tyl Regor is walking in]
Tyl Regor: Well, Nef Anyo, you know what today is? [Looks at calendar. The date is March 13] Sorry about this calendar. [Changes it] March 14. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Nef Anyo fries!" [He laughs evilly. He looks out the window and sees Hunhow and Lotus arrive. He chortles] Guess who's here.
[Above the ocean, Steve is now gliding like a motor boat. A fisherman looks at Steve and he falls to the sea]
Operator: Hooray for Steve! Nothing can stop us now.
Ordis: Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
Operator: It looks like... [The diver's boot emerges from the ocean] Bigger boot. But how?
[The boot stops behind Steve’s foot. From the bottom is a green, smudged smear, much like Tyl Regor's earlier when Operator stepped on him. From it, Stalker emerges with his sunglasses smashed, his clothes tattered and his teeth jagged.]
Operator: Ah! Stalker!
Stalker: Did you miss me?
[At the Krusty Krab 2, Hunhow and Lotus arrive]
Tyl Regor: [He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair] This is the best seat in the house. All right, Hunhow, let's get it on!
Hunhow: Neffy Nef Anyo, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!
Nef Anyo: [Nef Anyo is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes] Please, I didn't do it.
Hunhow: There is nothing else I can do.
Lotus: You can give Operator and Ordis a little more time.
Hunhow: Except give Operator and Ordis a little more time... What? [Realizes what he just said, then turns to Lotus] Lotus, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.
Lotus: Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
Hunhow: Yes, you are.
Lotus: No, I'm not.
Hunhow: Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
Lotus: I'm stalling.
Hunhow: Yes.
Lotus: Stalling?
Hunhow: Stalling!
Lotus: Stalling.
Hunhow: Stalling!
Tyl Regor: Oh, boy.
[Back above the ocean, Stalker has cornered Operator and Ordis]
Stalker: Now, where were we? [Removes his damaged sunglasses]
Operator: Ordis, run.
Ordis: No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, [Prepares to fight Stalker] we'll never stop... [Stalker throws Ordis towards Steve's feet] Run, Operator! [Operator runs under Stalker. Operator slides in Steve's behind but Stalker stabs it with his knife]
Steve from DE: Ooh! Take it easy back there, fellas.
[Operator is in Steve's legs trying to avoid Stalker]
Ordis: Operator, be careful.
Stalker: Come on, kid, give it up. [Operator looks at the edge] Stalker always gets his man. [Grabs Operator but he slowly jumps to Steve's other leg]
Operator: Never! [Reaches the other side] Yeah! I did it!
Stalker: [Suddenly in the other side behind Operator] You got guts, kid. [Operator gets shocked] Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.
Operator: I don't know what Tyl Regor's paying you, [Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars] but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. [Stalker swipes the dollars]
Stalker: It's gonna take a lot more than five...[looks at the dollars] What is this?
Operator: That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober-- [Stalker tosses the dollars aside and grabs Operator by the throat]... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. [sprays soapy bubbles into Stalker' eyes]
Stalker: [his eyes become irritated] My eyes! [Holds his eyes and he throws Operator]
Ordis: I got you, Operator. [Catches him]
Operator: Thanks, buddy. [Stalker is ready to crush them with his cleated boot] Uh, thanks a lot.
Stalker: [his eyes are now sore] That's it! I'm through messin' around! See ya later, fools! [Boat horn honks] Huh? [Stalker turns around to see Steve swimming straight towards a catamaran] Ahhhhhhhh! [Stalker is struck by the catamaran and falls into the sea to his presumed demise]
Ordis: See ya.
[Inside the Krusty Krab 2]
Lotus: So you think... I'm... [King Hunhow is clenching his fists in fury] stalling.
Hunhow: Gah! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! [Slams his trident to the floor] You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!
Lotus: [Goes to the door] But, Daddy...
Hunhow: Now! [She goes outside. Hunhow puts locks on the door]
Lotus: [Bashes the door every time she says, "no"] No, no, no! Oh, Operator, wherever you are, you better hurry.
Steve from DE: [Arrives below the star chart] Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. the star chart's directly below.
Operator: But we'll never be able to float down in time.
Steve from DE: Who said anything about floating? [Stands up]
Announcer: Initiating launch sequence.
Operator & Ordis: What the? [Steve's pecs turn into launchers]
Operator: Did you see that?
Ordis: The control. [Steve grabs them]
Steve from DE: All hands on deck. [Places them on his pecs and prepares for liftoff]
Announcer: Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...
Hunhow: Neffy Nef Anyo, the time has come... [Lights his trident]
Lotus: [Outside] No!
Tyl Regor: [Jumps off his chair] Yes!
Announcer: ...six, five...
Hunhow: ... for you...
Lotus: [Outside] No!
Tyl Regor: [Pulls Antennae] Yes!
Announcer: ...three, two...
Hunhow: ...to fry.
Lotus: [Outside] No-o-o!
Tyl Regor: [Wide-eyed] Yes!
Announcer: ... one. [Operator, Ordis, and the crown are launched back down to the star chart]
Operator & Ordis: Ahhhhhhh!
Nef Anyo: [Closes his eyes] No! [Just then, Operator and Ordis fall through the roof. Nef Anyo is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to the surface, where Steve is floating on his back]
Steve from DE: You done good, Steve. You done... [He is blasted with Hunhow's ray but survives] Ow. [Back at the sea. Nef Anyo opens his eyes]
Operator: Hooray! We made it!
Ordis: We made it! [Nef Anyo happily dances with them]
Hunhow: My crown! My beautiful crown! [Kisses it]
Lotus: [Comes inside] Operator? Ordis? I knew you could do it! [Hugs them. Tyl Regor then starts clapping slowly]
Tyl Regor: [Sarcastically] Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
Operator: [Sarcastically] Sorry to rain on your parade, Tyl Regor.
Tyl Regor: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! [pulls a cord that is hanging above him]
Operator, Lotus, and Ordis: Umbrellaaaaaaaa? [Turn to Hunhow, who is still kissing his crown. The door on the ceiling that says, King Size, opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Hunhow's head. He struggles to get it off]
Lotus: Daddy, no!
Tyl Regor: Daddy, yes! [Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button]
Hunhow: [We see Hunhow still struggling. An antenna emerges from the top of the helmet, turning him to a slave. He stops and says only 3 words] All hail Tyl Regor. [Lotus, Operator, and Ordis scream. Tyl Regor's slaves burst in through the windows]
People: All hail Tyl Regor. All hail Tyl Regor. All hail Tyl Regor. All hail Tyl Regor. [Ordis, Lotus, and Operator back up against the wall. Hunhow lights his trident]
Ordis: Operator, what happened?
Operator: Tyl Regor cheated.
Tyl Regor: Cheated? [To Hunhow] Hold on there, baldy. [Hunhow turns off the light in his trident. To Operator]Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
Operator: Because you cheated?
Tyl Regor: No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid! [He and his slaves laugh]
Operator: I guess you're right, Tyl Regor. I am just a kid.
Tyl Regor: Of course I'm right. Okay, Hunhow, time to kill.
Operator: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
Tyl Regor: That's right. Okay, Hunhow...
Operator: And no amount of mermaid magic... [Turns to Lotus, who looks down sadly] ...or managerial promotion... [Turns to the frozen Nef Anyo] ...or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
Tyl Regor: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
Operator: [over microphone] But that's okay.
Tyl Regor: What? What's going on?
Operator: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Steve, and I brought the crown back.
Tyl Regor: All right, we get the point.
Operator: So, yeah, I'm a kid. [Dry ice smoke surrounds Tyl Regor, and a spotlight falls on Operator] And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Tyl Regor: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?
Operator: But most of all, I'm... [he swipes his arm]
Tyl Regor: Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
Operator: I'm... I'm...
Tyl Regor: What the scallop?!
Operator: [Bursts into song] ♪I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!♪ [Tyl Regor is flung into the wall] ♪You're a Goofy Goober! Rock! We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock! Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Put your toys away. Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say no way. No way! No, no freaking way! I'm a kid, you say, when you say I'm a kid I say, Say it again and then I say thanks. Thanks! Thank you very much! So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try. The kid inside will set you free! I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!♪
Tyl Regor: [He is recovering from being flung into the wall] What's happening? [Sees Operator dancing] His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. [To slaves] Seize him!
People: All hail Tyl Regor. [Crowd in around Operator. A few seconds later, Operator bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. He slowly goes up while Tyl Regor and Nef Anyo look at him ascend]
Ordis: Whoo!
[As Operator plays the electric guitar, its head stock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet]
Fish: [After Operator zaps his helmet, and it comes off] I'm free. I've been freed!
Tyl Regor: What? [Operator zaps more helmets off] No! [Operator twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off] My precious helmets!
Alad V: [Operator zaps his helmet] Ha!
Eudico: [Operator zaps her helmet] Hoo!
Sandy: [Operator zaps her helmet] Yee-haw!
Midnight: [Operator zaps his helmet] Meow. [Operator blasts the antenna, zapping all the helmets and freeing everybody]
Tyl Regor: His chops are too righteous! The tubemen can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll! Vay Hek, do something! Vay Hek? [Looks for him. He is surfing through the crowd] All right, that's the last straw! Hunhow, I command you to...[Operator zaps Hunhow's helmet. Lotus hands him his crown]
Lotus: Here you go, Daddy.
Tyl Regor: I better get outta here. [Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in]
Sandals: Look, it's the wizard who saved us.
Tyl Regor: Out of my way, fools. [The freed fish ignore him and rush to see Operator, stomping over Tyl Regor in the process] Ow! Ow! Oooooooow! [yelping]
Tyl Regor: [He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage] Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? [His cage is put in a police car, which drives away] I will destroy all of you! [Everyone watches the scene unfold and they return to the Krusty Krab 2]
Hunhow: Well, Lotus, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. [Turns to leave, but is stopped by Lotus]
Lotus: Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?
Hunhow: What? Oh, yeah. Neffy Nef Anyo, I forgot to unfreeze you. [He does so, but Nef Anyo is now a human instead of a crab]
Nef Anyo: What the...?
Hunhow: I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. [Sets the trident's ending settings from "real boy" to "unfrozen" and then turns Nef Anyo back from a human into a crab]
Nef Anyo: Yippee!
Hunhow: Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Nef Anyo. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?
Operator: I'm up here. [We see him hanging from ropes]
Ordis: I'm on it. [Gets Operator down]
Hunhow: Go to him now, Nef Anyo. Embrace him. [Nef Anyo walks over to Operator]
Nef Anyo: Operator, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.
Operator: Oh, Nef Anyo, you old soft-serve. [They hug]
Nef Anyo: And now, Operator, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Alad V! Front and center, please. [Alad V comes] I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager button. [Looks at Operator]
Alad V: I couldn't agree more, sir.
Harold: Hooray for Operator!
[Everyone cheers]
Operator: Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.
Alad V: I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.
Operator: Are you crazy? [Grabs manager pin] I was just gonna say that your fly is down! [Alad V's eyes widen] Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! [jumps in the air in excitement and a freeze frame occurs and fades to the credits]
[The credits begin rolling as "Ocean Man," "Operator and Ordis Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy," "Just a Kid," and "Best Day Ever" play]
Captain: You know. Steve from DE is a great artist.
Usher: Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.
Captain: What? Say that again, if you dare. [Points his sword at her]
Usher: You folks have to leave.
Captain: Okay.
[everyone leaves the theater, and the usher sweeps up the popcorn on the floor, humming. The 2004 Paramount Pictures logo appears and fades out]