Sour Cola ending

The one I swallowed? I never exploded or anything, but I did suffer. As I witnessed the bugs roll into the water, my stomach suddenly began to hurt like shit. I grabbed it, as I suddenly had to shit. Considering how far I was, there really was no option. I pulled down my pants and began to push. I grunted as something large started to come out and squirm wildly. It hurt like hell, and I knew what it was. The pain was so great, I did a Goku shout from my virgin ass being stretched to 15 times its regular width. Finally, I felt it close back up as the rest of the pupa came out, looking more like a cocoon than anything else. With no hesitation, I pulled up my pants, picked up the foot-long thing despite how filthy it was, and quickly ran back to my now valuable apartment. I almost got caught by the few people outside carrying a huge ass "Sour Cola Pupa" that came straight from my ass, which still wasn't fully closed. I opened the door, shoved the thing in, got in, and locked the door. I had to show this to my lawyer. To ensure my one-way ticket to ascension from my current hell didn't escape, I got a plastic box in my closet and put the cocoon in there. I packed it up, and because my box was opaque, the only way I was to be caught was from it writhing in it. I managed to sneak by, finally safe. I called up my lawyer here, and after him blabbering on about the evidence, he came to the same restaurant we met. We chatted, and as we did, the topic finally came to the box, which was starting to rumble. I gave him the box, and he peeked into it. "Holy fuck, you're gonna get paid now, kid." He then waddled out with the box in tow, others looking as a portly man hobbled out of the restaurant, as a crate he carried tumbled and rumbled in his arms. As I waited at my apartment, attending classes and whatnot, the topic left my mind, perhaps the company having gone by or what not. It went like this for a monotonous few weeks until something interesting popped up in my news feed. "MAN DEAD OF MYSTERIOUS CAUSES." I peered at the article, as more victims came up. The oldest was my lawyer. Well shit. I dont know what became of those bugs. Maybe they died. Maybe they did finally come out of their pupal forms and live on. Or maybe I did shit out the death of many people.