>Cory: Bells and Snarkbait

-- misleadingIncompatibility [MI] began pestering gheraoFairytale [GF] --
MI: 7he 6oose how1s a7 noon
GF: ughhhh its you
GF: do i have to do this stupid shit
GF: its so dumb
MI: oh 1'm sorry, 1 mus7 be 7a1k1n6 7o wron6 person here
GF: no youve got the right girl
GF: youre just a moron
GF: snake hissing etc etc can we get over this stupid password bullshit
MI: 7ch 6ood enou6h
MI: a1r16h7 sak1?
-- mistakenIlluminatus [MI] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --
GF: yeah yeah
-- mistakenIlluminatus [MI] changed their mood to SMOOTH --
MI: 7hese 7h1n6s are b1oody we11 1mpor7an7 you know
GF: i hate picking on mental invalids so ill just agree
GF: yes
GF: theyre very important
GF: also dont take off your tinfoil hat
GF: ever
GF: they might get you!!
MI: 1 /can/ p1ck up 1rony you know dar11n6?
GF: what irony
GF: im being honest here
GF: 100%
MI: nobody's ever one hundred percen7 hones7
GF: yup i have a knife behind my back just for you
MI: 7ha7's very 7ouch1n6 1ove
GF: you should be honoured
GF: so whyre you bothering me anyway
MI: check1n6 up on fr1ends, 7here'd don'7 need 7o be a fuck1n6 a17er1or mo71ve
GF: are you sure
GF: are you reaaaaaaaaaaally sure
GF: not gonna warn me about ufos
GF: or the yeti
GF: or any shit like that??
MI: of course no7, 1f any of 7hose came af7er you
MI: we11 you'd b1oody we11 know 17
GF: ill be sure to send any corpses i collect to you
GF: so you can freak out about them
GF: maybe update that conspiracy website i know you visit
MI: 1 on1y check 7ha7 webs17e 7o see wha7 /7hey/ wan7 us 7o be1e1ve
GF: hey
GF: asshole
GF: newsflash
GF: im them
GF: and ive been fooling you all this time
GF: also ive been selling your thoughts to the government
MI: f1rs7 you don'7 have my 7hou6h7s
MI: and second you be77er we11 fuck1n6 be pu111n6 me 1e6 here
GF: lol
GF: youre so weird you know that
GF: fun to mess with though
MI: be11eve 17 or no7 1 do know 7ha7 dar11n6
GF: awesome
GF: so i dont have to explain
GF: so whats new in douchebag land
MI: you mean o1d b116h7y or my own pr1va7e wor1d of '1ma61na71on'?
GF: idc
GF: either one
MI: well 1've been 7ry1n6 7o pump my con7ac7 near 7erm1a corp for 7he la7es7 scoop bu7 no such luck
GF: brb weeping
GF: saddest shit i ever heard right there
MI: 1 knew 1 could coun7 on you for a shoulder 7o cry on
GF: lol
MI: exac7ly
GF: if you ever try to cry on my shoulder im gonna make you hurt boy
GF: my tanktop doesnt need tearstains ok
MI: 1f 1 had 17 so bad 7ha7 1 would cons1der com1n6 7o you for comfor7, 1'd probably derseve 17
GF: so were in agreement
GF: tears=pain
GF: qed
MI: 7ha7 1s usually why you cry, yes
GF: more pain than that moron
GF: were talking a double cheeseburger of pain here
GF: a mcgangbang of pain
MI: how hard exac7ly d1d you say you could punch darl1n6?
GF: technically
GF: if i really want to hurt you
GF: i dont punch
GF: i just sort of
GF: reach over
GF: and make your life a living hell
MI: w17h your secre7 h1dden an1me 7echn1que?
GF: its soft fist dragon style you moron
MI: 1 s7and by my s7a7emen7
GF: ha ha
GF: v. funny
GF: well see how you like my anime technique
GF: when you literally cant move your legs
GF: you wont be able to run
GF: and youll want to!!
MI: no7 be1n6 funny or any7h1n6, bu7 1've been pre77y careful no7 7o d1sclose my curren7 whereabou7s
GF: you realise nothings sacred on the internet right
GF: like if i seriously wanted to i could get your location
MI: please 1'm runn1n6 7hrou6h all k1nds of relays and o7her precau71ons
GF: idgaf
MI: even 1 couldn7 f1nd me 1f my arse weren'7 curren7ly plan7ed where 17 1s
GF: fucks given: 0
GF: 0 fucks
MI: al7hou6h when you say you can make my l1fe a l1v1n6 a hell, 1 don'7 doub7 you
GF: good
MI: all you'd have 7o do 1s 7us7 have 7o marry me
GF: what
GF: you and me
GF: i dont even
GF: brb rofling
MI: 6lad you apprec1a7e 7he 7oke
GF: as if youd ever have a chance with me
GF: maybe in your dreams
MI: calm down dear, 1 hope your no7 7ak1n6 7h1s off 7he cuff remark ser1ously
GF: as if
MI: smash1n6
GF: great
MI: and on 7ha7 bombshell 1 need 7o leave before 7h1s pes7er becomes 7oo 7racable
GF: yeah yeah whatever
GF: so whats your dumbass password
MI: or before we decend 1n7o more 7alk of en7er1n6 ou7da7ed bonda6e 7rad171ons
GF: its not gonna happen
MI: 1 know because 1 was 7us7 6o1n6 7o say 6oodbye
GF: yeah so whats your stupid asshole password already
GF: because i know you have one
GF: youre just dying to spring it on me
MI: ha 1 d1d have one prepared bu7 1 7us7 7hou6h7 of a new
MI: 7he ques71on 1s
MI: 'do 1 hear wedd1n6 bells?'
GF: the answer is fuck no
GF: i dont care what your shitty riddle end is the answer is fuck no
MI: 7ha7
MI: 7ha7 wasn7 a proposal you do know 7ha7 r16h7?
GF: durrrrrrrrrrrr
MI: anyway anybody could 6uess you'd say 7ha7 so you need a d1fferen7 answer
GF: ugh whatever
MI: 7ha7'll do
GF: thats the answer btw
MI: 7o7ally called 17!
GF: yeah yeah whatever
GF: get outta here before the feds find you
MI: 17s no7 7he feds 1 have 7o worry abou7 bu7 1 apprec1a7e 7he concern
GF: im not concerned
GF: im just sick of staring at your retarded text
GF: who the fuck replaces letters with numbers anyway
MI: someone who doesn'7 wan7 7he1r 7ex7 7o show up 1n word f1l7ers 7ha7s who
GF: youre a moron you know that
MI: 1'm 7he only sane man on 7he plane7
GF: loooooooooooool
MI: 1f you knew 7he 7h1n6s 1 knew every7h1n6 would make sense
MI: 7rus7 me
GF: id say i trust you as far as i can throw you
GF: but i could actually throw you pretty far
MI: smar7 61rl
GF: you realise that means i dont trust you at all right
MI: 61ve 17 71me love
GF: w/e
MI: oh my 6od 1 can'7 bel1eve we're s71ll 7alk1n6 1'm over 7he 71me l1m17
-- misleadingIncompatibility [MI] stopped messaging gheraoFairytale [GF]  --
-- misleadingIncompatibility [MI] began messaging gheraoFairytale [GF] --
MI: la7er
-- misleadingIncompatibility [MI] stopped messaging gheraoFairytale [GF] --