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The Legend of Fujikkuri

Lord_Specineff13 May 28th, 2014 (edited) 125 Never
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  1. The Legend of Fujikkuri
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  5. Yukkuri Fujiko Facts:
  6. - Nicknames(s): Fujikkuri, Fujibun
  7. - Based on: Fujiko Inoue
  8. - Accessories: Red hair ribbon
  9. - Filling: Lemon-flavored green tea
  10. - Bodied: No
  11. - Special Abilities: Lightning shocks
  12. - Rarity: Common around #Patchy's_Library, #WulinAcademy and #Hakoniwa
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  14. A yukkuri based off the shrine maiden Fujiko Inoue, from an ongoing Legends of the Wulin tabletop campaign called 'Bishoujo Wulin Academy'.
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  18. [22:19] * Patchouli_Knowledge pets her brand-new bun.
  19. [22:20] <@ConventionTengu> She's going to wind up lewd and violent. A perfect daughter for you.
  20. [22:23] <Patchouli_Knowledge> So, like Fujiko herself, but violent
  21. [22:24] <@ConventionTengu> It's because you're going to let her spend too much time around Hakufu. Also, I expect her to become an exhibitionist.
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  23. 24 minutes later...
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  25. [22:44] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> on how many people you need in the microwave for an extra thirty seconds to kill
  26. [22:44] <@ConventionTengu> And here comes the violence
  27. [22:44] <Patchouli_Knowledge> Yeah, you totally called it.
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  31. <Sorus> Wait, Saimei was banned?
  32. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> was banned
  33. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> What Fuji-bun said.
  34. <Bayushi_Sousou> Indeed
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  38. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> it possible to rename a domain
  39. <Patchouli_Knowledge> You can't even touch a computer without frying it!
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  43. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> humble bushi, even a little weak doing that was me manually controlling Sorus
  44. * @Patchouli_Knowledge stares at Sorus
  45. <Sorus> wait
  46. <Sorus> what
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  50. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i see everyone thought about playing a hong kong policeman in lotw
  51. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Police Story game. Fund it.
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  55. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> tendency towards adding general angst of various kinds
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  59. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> because it presumes that all curses and influences have a way of finding out for sure if i can even read their description
  60. * MiniYoumu stares at the bun.
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  64. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> of toshi ranbo is a yukkuri here
  65. <Tengu> Toshi Ranbo yukkuri?
  66. <Tengu> *court it easy
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  70. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> very complex to answer when you learn the better way to use in practice
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  74. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i set up that webchat thing
  75. <@Isawa_Sumire> Fuji-bun, that's a lie
  76. <@Isawa_Sumire> you can't work a computer
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  80. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> come in full defense with damming off fortune
  81. <Bayushi_Sousou> Fuji is scary
  82. <Bayushi_Sousou> So...
  83. <@Isawa_Sumire> Fuji-bun, there is no Full Defense in LotW
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  87. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> new condition by having the ambassadors go there to talk about what is sensei of ?
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  91. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> deals ridiculous, unavoidable damage
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  95. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> off of etiquette, appearing to sneak attack someone who is in charge, kinda dominant and has a secret technique that lets your unarmed count as saber
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  99. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> this pattern for a few insight
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  103. <Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Later everyone
  104. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> later
  105. * Fujiwara_no_Mokou (Fujiwara_n@a-26-659-174-92.hsd2.or.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90.1-rdmsoft [XULRunner 22.0/20130619132145])
  106. <Bayushi_Sousou> dat bot
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  110. (Some context is needed here; Alice was talking about a bad PbP game we were in once, where the most eligible female in a courtship contest was slated to be killed by a jealous yuki-onna.)
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  112. <Alice_Margatroid> I still remember Saimei and her "Lion" lover blatantly banging...All to make sure Saimei didn't get murdered by the yuki-onna
  113. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> for banging ?
  114. <Hata_no_Kokoro> Yes
  115. <Hata_no_Kokoro> Such meta
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  119. (ATN - Armor TN, basically the number you need to roll to hit someone in Legend of the Five Rings. Most characters usually have around Armor TN 20 to 30-ish.)
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  121. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> with atn 105 is happy to live like that !
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  125. <Hata_no_Kokoro> Hey sorus
  126. <Hata_no_Kokoro> Did you end up doing anything with your Warrior?
  127. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> warrior and scholar ones
  128. <Hata_no_Kokoro> Muh bot
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  132. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> on time we may be facing thousand venoms, if you can't even about saving face, it didn't terrible
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  136. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i'm also known as terra oblivion, on voiceless ?
  137. <Bayushi_Sousou> Identity theft now, Bun?
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  141. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> the weakness of all of Sevenstorm's men
  142. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> it's all part of gundam 00
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  146. <Tengu> remember how I told that story about Gundam 00 a few days ago?
  147. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Yeah?
  148. <Bayushi_Sousou> I do not
  149. <Bayushi_Sousou> But the bun does
  150. <Tengu> that guy's pet faction, that went to everyone's rescue?
  151. <Tengu> it was ZAFT
  152. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i could do a mecha game it was that
  153. <Bayushi_Sousou> XD
  154. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
  155. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> No Fujibun
  156. <Tengu> yes Fuji, you can do a mecha game
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  160. <Shosuro_Jin> Fresh rye bread is, indeed, quite nice. Gonna pick up some pastrami later and have a Reuben for lunch.
  161. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> oh my bread every morning
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  165. (#WulinAcademy channel)
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  167. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> amuse me ! ?
  168. * Patchouli_Knowledge puts Fuji-bun into the Student Council offices.
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  172. <Tengu> what happens to spirits if they die?
  173. <Tengu> do they die for real or return to their realm?
  174. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> and die violently
  175. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Goddamnit Fujibun XD
  176. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> lol fujibun
  177. <Tengu> no guro, please
  178. <Tengu> and no reacting to yourself
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  182. <Tengu> OHHH
  183. <Tengu> OHHH
  184. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> ohhh boy
  185. <Tengu> I see now
  186. <Tengu> I see what Alice was talking about
  187. <Tengu> there's a new NPC profile
  188. <Bayushi_Sousou> The bot scares me
  189. <Tengu> I think I'm feeding the bun some bad verbal tics
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  193. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> and honour Hata_no_Kokoro you have the flash give it an infinite mass punch ?
  194. <Hata_no_Kokoro> Yes
  195. <Hata_no_Kokoro> I would
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  199. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> honesty is important
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  203. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> With Heaven's Lightning though, you should pick all the shock techniques and Dragon Chi at rank 4.
  204. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> That gives you a +5, a +10, a +15, and when you get the capstone, a +25.
  205. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> If you're Falling Leaves, you can get a +20 shock and the rest of the techniques.
  206. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> my shock techs more than enough
  207. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> lol bun
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  211. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> my own internet explodes that bad
  212. <Tengu> Fuji-bun
  213. <Tengu> you don't have an internet connection
  214. <Tengu> you're a bot
  215. <Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Well, technically it does
  216. <Fujiwara_no_Mokou> It operates on Patche's internet XD
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  220. <Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Hm, To Seek the Truth (Air ML1, mental and social penalties don't apply, including from wounds) works for spellcasting rolls right?
  221. <Bayushi_Sousou> I do not understand the question.
  222. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> actually understand it
  223. <Bayushi_Sousou> Okay bun
  224. <Bayushi_Sousou> You answer this one then.
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  228. <Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Proooooooooooooobably a good idea anyway.  Since I would be playing social defense for Youmu's character as well, since I have Air 3 and she has Air 2, and since my character will need to politely decline if the magistrate or any of the yoriki other than Youmu try to give him orders
  229. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> just politely ignored their retreats
  230. <Sorus> which just means the bot ran them down
  231. <Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Hahahahaha
  232. <Youmu_Konpaku> o_o O~
  233. <Youmu_Konpaku> That bot is getting very scary really fast.
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  237. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> the best waifu
  238. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> Fujibun, you are the worst waifu
  239. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> good waifu
  240. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> No
  241. <Fujiwara_no_Mokou> XD
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  245. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> Also Sheath, your Mantis can't swim
  246. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> you do realize how bad that is for a Mantis, right?
  247. <Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Haha
  248. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> He's a good sailor, sure. But he can't swim!
  249. <Sheath> Oh right
  250. <Sheath> No athletics.
  251. <Sheath> He just needs to not fall into the water. `-`
  252. <Sheath> (Can't believe I forgot that! o_O)
  253. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i believe it might suit your purpose
  254. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> XD
  255. <Sheath> ...how strangely accurate.
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  259. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> your primary duty is making me feel better
  260. * @Court_Wizard_Patchy laughs
  261. <@Court_Wizard_Patchy> Oh, Fujibun
  262. <Aya_Shameimaru> ....Your bun is lewd.
  263. * Aya_Shameimaru pets.
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  267. (On contraceptives)
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  269. <Alice_Margatroid> Well, it's one of the first things various human societies invent or discover, so there's probably something, though the quality might vary greatly
  270. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Well... where there's civilization, there's prostitutes. And they might have tried to come up with something for that, yeah.
  271. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i have tried
  272. * @Patchouli_Knowledge stares at Fujibun.
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  276. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> more women enjoy yuri than men ?
  277. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> yes, Fujibun. According to the statistics, yes.
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  281. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> considering joining and while i was kaori
  282. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> more identity theft
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  286. The Legend of Fujikkuri, Part 2: http://pastebin.com/kfFqL8eD
  287. The Legend of Fujikkuri, Part 3: http://pastebin.com/H4eaXyXY
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