Pinkie's Big Blast!

>It's A sunny day in Ponyville
>You, of course, are Anon. Visitor from another dimension who somehow stumbled upon the land of magical ponies after having one too many and playing kick the can in a nuclear power plant.
>Today, your pal Pinkie Pie had invited you to the empty building she had rented out the other day.
>she didn't call for any of her friends, she just called for you. Who I suppose to her, you would be a good friend just the same.
>You wondered what she could want. You had a few thoughts. From it being just a cute prank to it being hot monkey on small horse sex. That thought alone got your dick going alittle.
>you stop at the front of the building, infont of a set of double doors. This was the place. And looking at the exterior decorations. It seems Pinkie was already here and working on something.
>You stop to ponder for a moment again. If it was a prank, you didn't want to be caught unaware. If it was a surprise party, then you atleast wanted to know what the surprise was. And if it was sex.....then it wasn't very subtle.

>you rubbed your temples
"Ahh geez, i've only been here a month and this is the only person...ergh..pony that doesn't seem the least bit uncomfortable near me. And now I'm here....not knowing whats going to happen....and.."
>you stop and look around
"why am I outwardly monologuing to myself?
>Again you stop to ponder, it wasn't like you to do such a thing. You shook your head to clear your thoughts and peered at the doors again.
"Bah whatever, time to see what Pinkie wants...mmnnn"
>you felt your dick jump abit
"Be still my young sheathed friend, your time will come...maybe....hopefully......god...i'm so lonely"
>You open the doors and slowly step inside, it's really dark. with only the sunlight from the opened doors beaming inside to guide the way. You can make out a figure of what seems to be a tarp at the other end of the large room.
>Suddenly, you hear giggling.
>"Anon! is that you? I hope it is....wouldn't want anypony ruining the big surprise i have for you and all of Ponyville"
>You couldn't see her, it was simply too dark. Why was it so dark? Why didn't she turn on the lights?
"Ye-yeah it's me. Where are you Pinkie? What's up?"
>"Oh Nonny. hehehe!" her tone of voice was quite giddy and playful " It's not up, it's right infont of you actually......" She pauses "I think...hehe, I actually don't know where you OR me is standing right now. Sorry about that!"
>You sigh, that wasn't helpful "Well...uhh..does this place even have any lights? I mean, it has to for you to be working on anything."
>"They do"
"ok! good good...so, from my position, where would they be...you know. approximately"
>"uuhhhhh" She paused "No clue, I forgot!"
>you hold in taking a deep annoyed sigh "Ok....I'll..just feel for it"

>You plant yourself onto a wall and slowly slither along it looking for a light. Putting your hand lower knowing these ponies can't reach as far as you.
>suddenly you hear Pinkie "Oh! I gotta get into position. Nothing says "SURPRISE" Like some good ole Pinkie Pie Flare!"
>You could hear her expertly trotting in the dark. You heard no tripping of any sort. What was she, a bat?!
>You murmur to yourself until you feel a small protrusion from the wall. Aha! that must be the switch. You flick it on, as a bright light basks the room in it's glow.
"Aha! there we go!"
>You cackle triumphantly, you weren't going to let alittle darkness get the best of you.
>"Good job Nonny! I knew you could do it!"
>You smile
"Yeah, just needed to my awesome skills of being me to find it...now....what is the....."
>You turn around
"...su..su...sur...surp..
>"SURPRISE!"
>Pinkie pulls a string , releasing a big confetti blast from her party cannon into the air. But you weren't smiling. What you saw was truly horror.
"......."
>Pinkie turns her head, noticing you aren't reacting at all. She slowly hops over to you with a smile and taps you. "I said...SURPRISEEEEE!"
"Wahhh!"
>You fall over, and then compose yourself as you point to the ridiculously large object at the end of the room.
"PIN-PINKIE! IS THAT...IS THAT A BOMB?!"
>Indeed, in your view it was a gigantic, monstrously sized black cherry bomb with a short white fuse.
>Pinkie nodded "Mhmm! Doesn't it look great! I made it myself! And it's just for you!"
>Your face turned pale. You didn't want this. This was abit overkill to get rid of a sudden infestation of singular human organism. you were stunned, shivering on the floor.
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p"
>Pinkie hopped over to you, then slowly walked next to you, planted he rplot to the ground, pointed to the bomb while making a scared face. and joined in "P--p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p"

>It takes you a moment to notice what she is doing. You take the oppurtunity to stand up and jump away from her. You point to her as your face beging to fill with fearful fury.
"You were going to do me in With this?!?!"
>You point to the bomb
>Pinkie stops her stuttering and smiles "Yup...well....actually. I hid alot of cool stuff around Ponyville for everyone. Not just you."
>She trots up to you and eyes you "You're not the type to be greedy are you Nonny?"
>she pokes her hoof at you, eyeing you closer "aaaaarree you?"
>You back off, holy crap. she must have gone off the deep end She's gonna bomb all of Ponyville! You couldn't even begin to figure out why. Hell, why did she even invite you over here?! if she was just going to blow you up!
>you look back at the bomb. Thoughts again racing in your head. You had friends here...albiet not many. But they were alot nicer than the humans of your world. And now this crazy Pink bitch was going to blow it all up. for...some reason
>Pinkie just stares at you. "Anon, it's sorta rude not to answer the question. I mean, this is still mainly for you , you know?" She smiles again "But I got so excited I couldn't wait and just atleast wanted to show you this before I set everything off! isn't it great?!"
>You couldn't say anything as you eyed the bomb. It was over....it was all over....unless....unless you could do something.
>You rush towards the bomb, if you could atleast remove the fuse. You could prevent Pinkie from lighting it with whatever device she probably had grafted way up on the roof of the building.
>Pinkie notices your mad dash and holds out her front hoof "nonny wait! what are you doing!?"
"The only stopping thats gonna go on is you Pinkie! You crazy horse!"
>You were ahead of her, thats good. all you had to do was climb the bomb and get to the fuse. it would be tough, but surely with all this adrenaline. it could be done!
>"Nonny! Please wait!"

>you could hear distress in her voice. but that was probably just her being insane
"GRRRAGHHHH!"
>You hop towards the bomb and outstrech your hands to get a good grip.
>"Nonny!!!" Pinkie cries out
>You Fly towards the bomb, both scared out of your mind and intent in saving the town.
>You can feel your hand land on the firm hard sur...wait that isn't..
>Your hands go through the bomb as your body hits it. What you feel isn't blunt force, but soft gooeyness as you get stuck on the outer layer of the bomb.
>What the hell?! Why is it?
"WHAT THE?!?! WHAT KIND OF BOMB IS THIS?!"
>Pinkie sighed "Cherry flavored"
>as you move about, you fall backwards as chunks of the bombs innards falls on you. it's yellow colored and fluffy. it's cake. it's fucking cake. and the black was just cherry flavored icing.
>You fall flat on your back as you stare upwards onto the roof
"......."
>Pinkie walks over to you and hovers her head over yours. looking at you with a frown. "....Nonny.....why did you do that? I..worked really hard on it..did..did you hate it?"
>You look at her as you try to figure out and rationalize everything that just happened. until it clicked.
".....no..i...i"
>You realized you had jumped to a conclusion without actually asking anything about what was infront of you. What you thought was a bomb was merely a cake....but why was it shaped like a bomb?! It was too late now. you could feel your heart wrench as Pinkie stares at you with a frown.
>"what did you mean by stopping me?...I just...i didn't know you didn't like parties Nonny..I just.."
>tears started to well up, and slowly fall onto your face.
"Pinkie..I..I didn't know. I just thought. Well..i mean.....it looked so real and."
>Pinkie stopped as her face contorted to a smile "real? wait hehe! you thought?!"
"Pinkie?"
>you were baffled, she went from sad to suddenly smiles and then laughing on the floor. it seemed she found your mistake rather amusing.

"Pinkie..come on..it's not that funny. I seriously thought.."
>Pinkie was rolling on the ground, giggling as tears again filled her face. "What? that I was a mustache-clad banditito abount to hold Ponyville ransom for a million bits?"
>Oddly specific...but, you nod just the same
"...yeah...that..."
>you sigh
"can..can you stop laughing now? it's sorta..insulting."
>Pinkie amazingly instantly stops. and looks at you, her smile softer and gentler than before. alot more friendly. "Sorry Anon, I just thought it was really goofy. You gotta admit, it's pretty silly to think of me as a big time villain, don'tcha think?"
>You stop to ponder, it's...atleast to you..isn't that hard. But you nod in agreeance anyway. might aswell not prod the situation any further.
>You look at the anon shaped dent in the cake.
"I'm sorry I ruined you cake Pinkie. I hope you.."
>Pinkie puts a hoff softly on your mouth and smiles "No worries Anon, I can get that fixed faster than Gummy in a Equestria wide marathon"!
>She gets close to you chummy like and whispers "He's alot faster than he looks, ya know"
">You chuckle
".a-alright..but, why'd you invite me again then? it looks like you sorta got everything under control. what's this party about anyway?"
>She giggles excitingly "Come around and i'll show you!"
>She happily hops behind the bomb cake and waves for you to come over
>You sigh, in relief that she isn't some nutjob...or atleast an evil nutjob...and get and follow to where she is standing.
"So, what is it you want me to see?"
>She looks up at you with the most cheerful smile you've ever seen from her. "Nonny! I got so excited i just couldn't wait! But you gotta promise to act all surprised when the party happens. I mean, it's still probably gonna be really surprising to you. But I wanted the whole town in on this party"
>you hold your hands at her, she's going abit too fast and not making too much sense to you

"Woah slow down Pinkie, what are you talking about? What kind of party are you even throwing?"
>Pinkie just stares happily at you and points to a spot on the cake "Just look!"
>You turn to look where her hoof is pointing. There's some writing written out in red frosting.
>it says "I hope you have a Big Blast on your stay in Equestria Anon! We're all rooting for you!"
>Pinkie, still staring at you "Please promise to act surprised? I don't want anypony else to know you know. hehe! I promise you'll still be super surprised when I get the whole party underway, you'll see."
>tears begin to fill your eyes. But...you hide it from Pinkie. and suck em up. you weren't gonna let her see you like this. not after you already goofed.
"yeah..I promise"
>Pinkie, not noticing anything amiss, moves closer "Pinkie Promise?"
>you stop, Pinkie Promise? But she doesn't have any fingers.
"I um...uhh"
>Pinkiie smacks her face "Oh right, you don't know how to do that yet! Here, let me show you. This is something I only really mean when it comes to my best friends...now ready? it goes..Cross my heart and hope to fly! Stick a cupcake in my eye!"
>best friends? she...already trusted you that much to....oh god...hold it in Anon...hold it in.
"Cross my-y h-heart and hope to...."
>you couldn't hold it in and begin to bawl like a little sissy baby. Pinkie Pie immediatly goes to your side, worried as hell that something is wrong. "Nonny? Nonny?! a-are you alright?"
>you whimper and cry, falling back abit
"ngh...i...i"
>Pinkie doesn't know what to do. So she tries something she beileives never fails. she graps you into a hug. "It's alright nonny! whatever it is. I'm sure I can fix it"
>You feel a warmth in your heart. this trust, this compassion. You didn't realize anyone could care about you so deeply as to do all this for you.
"...P-piinkie. I just..."
>"what nonny?" She gently nuzzles you
"I...I'm glad I could...just have such a good friend as you"

    >Pinkie smiles, she almost has abit of a sob. for you to react in such a way was alittle unknown to her. She didn't realize that you felt rather unloved. She takes a breath, and tries to sound as uplifting as possible.
    >"Pshhfft, Don't be silly Anon. We aren't good friends! Were Super duper good friends!" She hops backwards and gives you a cheerful smile "There's no reason to cry! Not when you're gonna just have the biggest smile on your face when I get this all going!"
    >Her smile warms you, and...all things considering. she's probably right. it takes you a moment, but you manage to suck up those tears. and wipe the rest away as Pinkie hands you a hankerchief.
    >"Are you ok now Nonny? Or does Pinkie gotta do something to really get a smile going?"
    >in any other context, that would probably be an invitation to sex. But at this moment. it probably meant she was going to tickle you. And you weren't in the mood. You smile at her, wiping away the last of your tears.
    "yeah..heh..I'm fine now..t-thanks Pinkie"
    >No problem!" she cheered
    >As you stand and rub your face. you take notice that Pinkie is now staring at you silently.
    "........Pinkie?"
    >You simply stare at her
    >Pinkie moves closer and stands on her to her two back hooves to plant her right front hoof on your nose "And I hope you weren't planning on leaving without making that Pinkie Promise you said ya make, hhmmmmm?"
    >You sweat alittle at her dexterity.
    "O-oh right..eheh..ok.."


    The end (because really, you can figure out how the rest of it goes.)