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- >Today was a weird day, that’s for sure.
- >You hated moving, yet here you were, cleaning out your garage because Clara asked you to.
- >And who were you to say no to your lovely snow leopard wife?
- >Happy wife, happy life.
- >Happy husband doesn’t have a rhyme because no one cares.
- >But she promised that she would make it worth your while.
- >And she would, that was for sure, she always did.
- >And so, you're sweeping the garage, waiting for Clara and Emi to arrive with the moving truck you and Emi loaded.
- >Emi had struck out too much, her last roommate had flaked and refused to sign up for a new lease.
- >As well as every guy she dated wasn't good enough, apparently.
- >After you and Clara had a date night with her, she had stuck to dating humans.
- >Guess you spoiled her too much.
- >Clara had made the decision that Emi needed to move in then.
- >While you don't mind, you wish she would have consulted you first.
- >Your spare room got emptied, and the extra furniture was going to be stored in the garage
- >Your buddy, the Chickenman "Chick" was coming over to help you move the heavy furniture.
- >You offered him his favorite beer "Alamo" and a favor.
- >While you weren't really "anonymous" like he was, you were a third generation Anon
- >As such, you were still able to use the infamous Anonymous Network.
- >Anonymous members were people, men and women who were transported from their world to this one.
- >And they stuck together once they got here, helping each other out.
- >Favors for favors, because some people came to this world with much, some with nothing.
- >Mechanic had apparently come with an entire vineyard and promptly sold it.
- >You hear the telltale vroom of a large truck engine coming down your street, and you walk out the open garage door...
- >Here they come with the truck, Clara driving and Emi driving her own car.
- >You can see Clara nervously holding her tail in her mouth as she drives.
- >Why she didn't let you drive the truck, you'll never know.
- >She had never driven a truck like that before, but she wanted the experience.
- >Whatever, as long as she didn't hit anyone or anything.
- >You use your arms to direct her to the driveway as she backs up.
- >Emi parks on the street behind your El Camino.
- >Normally that would be in the garage, but you and Clara’s hobbies were getting in the way.
- >Gun smithing equipment took up some space.
- >Chick was interested with that hobby, but then again he always had an arsenal on him.
- >As well when the mechanic learned that Lilith was barren, he borrowed one of the guns you made and spent all day shooting at targets.
- >His silent rage was apparent, he didn't talk to anyone or do anything beyond shoot those paper targets.
- >You couldn’t blame him at all.
- >How could you?
- >He and Lilith had been trying for a long time, only to learn that something had messed her up.
- >How would you have reacted if you and Clara hadn't been able to have Lucatiel?
- >Probably the same.
- >Clara stops the truck at your motion, then parks it.
- >"Hi, love! I told you I could drive the truck!"
- >You smile and nod.
- >"You did, good job!"
- >She bounds over to you happily and gives you a big hug and a kiss.
- >You hear Emi walking up the driveway, sticks cracking under her boots.
- >"Hey Anon, thanks for giving me a place to stay for a while."
- >She gives you a hug and kisses your cheek.
- >You can't help but think her doing this greeting for you might be a factor in why her various human boyfriends didn't stay with her.
- >You recall once she actually kissed you in a greeting in front of one of her boyfriends...
- >THAT went over well.
- >"It’s no problem Emi, you’re like family."
- >As you go to let her out of your arms so you can start moving the small stuff, she grips you harder and gives you a kiss.
- >"No, really Anon, Clara said this was your idea, and I really appreciate it."
- >You peek over at Clara with a raised eyebrow...
- >She gives you a sneaky smile and a wink.
- >"Told you Anon is the best husband!"
- >Emi nods while looking into your eyes...
- >"Yes, he is," she says with a happy smile.
- >You suddenly feel VERY uncomfortable.
- >"Uh, let’s see about unloading this truck..."
- >You peel away from the big cats and unlatch the truck's lock, then slide the door open.
- >Nothing too big, a couch and lazy boy chair, her mattress, and a few things you can carry alone, like a table and such.
- >The "spare" furniture would be stored in the garage.
- >"Babe, where's Lucatiel? It’s almost her feeding time."
- >You point to a baby monitor on your workbench...
- >"She's napping, I put her to sleep about half an hour ago."
- >Clara goes inside, leaving you and Emi to start unloading the truck.
- >You knew that the small stuff was in the front, easy to get and move.
- >As you move the small things, you think about how convenient having Emi around will be...
- >She could easily babysit Lucatiel now when you had class and Clara had work.
- >Granted, she would before, but you had to drop her off at Emi's place, or Emi had to come to you.
- >You hear Emi tapping away at her phone, then hear music start, her phone connected to a small Bluetooth speaker.
- >Huh, the latest Gorillaz album? Not a bad choice, but you preferred Demon Days and Plastic Beach.
- >As you groove to Damon Albarn’s voice, you hear the revving Of Chick's Pontiac.
- >You watch as he drives it around the cul-de-sac and parks behind Emi's car.
- >Chick and Jasmine get out of the car, a small baby bump on Jasmine as she looks positively radiant.
- >The big cats always have a certain glow of happiness when they're pregnant.
- >"Jasmine! What an unexpected surprise! I thought it was just Chick coming?"
- >She walks over and gives you a hug.
- >"I got off work to help! Couldn't let Chicky have all the fun!"
- >You frown.
- >"Nope! You aren't helping! No heavy lifting while preggo."
- >Chick walks up behind her, his eye patch still on.
- >"Told you he wouldn't let you help."
- >You shake Chick's hand calmly.
- >"Hey man, your beer is in the fridge, let me know when you’re ready to tackle the heavy stuff."
- >He nods and heads inside with Jasmine...
- >You follow and motion to Emi to do the same.
- >Clara should be done feeding Lucatiel, and you're sure the mom-to-be wants to play with the cub.
- >Plus, you know Emi loves Lucatiel like she was Lucatiel’s mother.
- >Jasmine is already fawning over the giggling cub when you get into the house.
- >Chick is fishing through the fridge for his beer.
- >"Yo, you want pizza? I'll order some New York style pizza from this local joint," you call to him.
- >"Oh, get me the anchovy pizza! Emi and I love that one!" Clara says as she passes a giggling Lucatiel over to Jasmine...
- >Jasmine tickles your cub's foot paws gently.
- >"Yeah man, just get whatever you get, I’m not picky," Chick says as he sits next to Jasmine on the couch.
- >You nod and leave the room, then order the pizzas.
- >As much as you want to get this moving stuff done, you still want to relax and hang out with your friends.
- >Between Chick and Jasmine's BHA stuff, you couldn't get everyone together all the time.
- >Even this was a stretch, Jasmine being able to show up was surprising...
- >Not that you were complaining.
- >Although as your family cat, Scooter, crawled her way into Chick's lap, you think Jasmine might.
- >Scooter and Jasmine had a weird rivalry you thought was hilarious.
- >Scooter would smell Jasmine on Chick and because "fuck you, I’m a cat," would begin rubbing her scent all over Chick.
- >You and Clara thought it was hilarious because Jasmine would then "subtly" rub her scent all over Chick again.
- >And the cycle would go on.
- >Although right now Jasmine was too busy to notice Scooter rubbing all over Chick's legs...
- >You get up and head to the garage again, letting them all catch up with each other.
- >Small stuff first, then the medium.
- >Before long, the pizza guy arrives and he heads right into the garage, where you pay.
- >No need to let your guests see the payment.
- >You head back into the house, carrying the pizzas.
- >Chick looks like he's on beer number 2, and the girls are all still talking happily about cubs and such.
- >Emi holds Lucatiel, who is attempting to get to Emi's breasts in her mouth, and Scooter sits in Chick's lap with Jasmine eyeing her angrily.
- >Scooter returns the glare.
- >"Hey all, pizza's here!"
- >You watch Clara bounce happily as you set the pizzas in the kitchen.
- >The group slowly gets up and meanders over getting pizza and enjoying company.
- >After a little while, Chick places a hand on your shoulder...
- >"Let’s knock this heavy stuff out."
- >You nod, "Cool, let’s go."
- >Even though chick is shorter than you, you know you can depend on him with this stuff.
- >Out of the bedroom comes the old mattress and the old bedframe...
- >Into the room goes Emi's bed frame, box spring, mattress, and dresser.
- >Everything else is pulled and stored into the garage.
- >Emi helped with most of the smaller stuff, Clara helped organize the room, and Jasmine kept an eye on Lucatiel.
- >She was getting the hang of this mom thing.
- >You’re finished with the heavy stuff in about 45 minutes, and the not so heavy stuff within a few hours.
- >With everyone working together, it went quick.
- >You were grateful for Chick being able to help you out.
- >You're sure you and Emi could have done it, after all she was fit and even ran with you when she stayed over.
- >But you wanted an excuse to have your friends come over.
- >Not that you needed an excuse, but having them over was always a pleasure.
- >When you and Chick finish, you go back into your living room to Scooter and Jasmine glaring at each other.
- >Honestly, it's hilarious to see a big tiger gal staring down a housecat, and the housecat not backing down at all.
- >But still, you should break the tension.
- >You walk over to Scooter, pick her up, and put her outside.
- >Sorry kitty, you'll get some tuna later.
- >Clara is already next to Jasmine.
- >You sit next to her and Emi sits next to you.
- >Chick grabs another beer and sits next to Jasmine.
- >It's a shame Lilith and the mechanic couldn't come hang out, but Lilith had classes and the mechanic had to work.
- >Clara and Jasmine coo at Lucatiel when Jasmine's phone rings, causing the cub to cry.
- >"Oh! Oh, no! Sorry! I have to take this, it's my work phone!" she says in a panic, passing Lucatiel to Clara.
- >You watch as Clara calms down the crying cub and Jasmine picks up her phone.
- >It's always weird to hear one side of an important conversation.
- >"Huh? Yeah? NO! No, no, no! I'll be there shortly! DON"T LET HIM GO!"
- >Jasmine hurriedly hangs up and stands up.
- >"I'm so, SO sorry, but we have to go, the BHA found an Anonymous member who's been homeless for years and is terrified of Anthros, I have to go!"
- >Chick stands up quickly, setting down his half-drunken beer.
- >"OK, let's go, Jasmine." He says, suddenly serious.
- >You stand with them and help them out to their car.
- >As important as this call was, you hate to see them leave.
- >Clara gives Jasmine a big hug, you shake Chick's hand, and everyone says their goodbyes.
- >Jasmine drives, and Chick is in the passenger seat as they pull away...
- >You stand and watch them go.
- >It's a shame they had to go, but finding a homeless guy from the other world is huge.
- >Jasmine had told you the stories of some of the people who appeared in this world.
- >Some appears thousands of feet up, some were babies, some where just children who didn't understand.
- >You frown, thinking about it as you walk back into the house.
- >Emi sits with Lucatiel, teasing and playing with the giggling cub.
- >"Well, it's just us now, glad we got that all knocked out," you say calmly as you sit down.
- >Clara sits next to you and Emi scoots closer to you.
- >Well now, this doesn't seems weird at all.
- >One guy with 2 big cats and a cub.
- >Seems like a weird sit-com...
- >But it's your life, and you can't complain.
- >Although you can't see Emi's dating situation getting ANY better with her living with you...
- >You know that Clara doesn't mind that though, and Emi probably doesn't either.
- >For the rest of the evening, you all relax and enjoy each other's company, talking about Clara and Emi's job as nurses.
- >The things they see at work is sometimes funny.
- >Sometimes Clara comes home with her fur matted with blood and you have to help wash her.
- >At about 19:00 (7:00 pm), you put Lucatiel down to bed.
- >Emi and Clara are sitting and talking to each other quietly about something when you return to the living room.
- >"What are you two whispering about over there?" you say as you sit down next to them.
- >They look at you then back at each other.
- >Oh god, they're scheming up something...
- >"Well, we were thinking that since you did such a good job moving stuff..." Clara starts.
- >"And because you were so nice to let me move in..." Emi says after her.
- >"...you deserve a treat," they finish together.
- >If that means what you think it means, then you're in for a fun night.
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