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Moving Day

Mar 12th, 2018
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  1. >Today was a weird day, that’s for sure.
  2. >You hated moving, yet here you were, cleaning out your garage because Clara asked you to.
  3. >And who were you to say no to your lovely snow leopard wife?
  4. >Happy wife, happy life.
  5. >Happy husband doesn’t have a rhyme because no one cares.
  6. >But she promised that she would make it worth your while.
  7. >And she would, that was for sure, she always did.
  8. >And so, you're sweeping the garage, waiting for Clara and Emi to arrive with the moving truck you and Emi loaded.
  9. >Emi had struck out too much, her last roommate had flaked and refused to sign up for a new lease.
  10. >As well as every guy she dated wasn't good enough, apparently.
  11. >After you and Clara had a date night with her, she had stuck to dating humans.
  12. >Guess you spoiled her too much.
  13. >Clara had made the decision that Emi needed to move in then.
  14. >While you don't mind, you wish she would have consulted you first.
  15. >Your spare room got emptied, and the extra furniture was going to be stored in the garage
  16. >Your buddy, the Chickenman "Chick" was coming over to help you move the heavy furniture.
  17. >You offered him his favorite beer "Alamo" and a favor.
  18. >While you weren't really "anonymous" like he was, you were a third generation Anon
  19. >As such, you were still able to use the infamous Anonymous Network.
  20. >Anonymous members were people, men and women who were transported from their world to this one.
  21. >And they stuck together once they got here, helping each other out.
  22. >Favors for favors, because some people came to this world with much, some with nothing.
  23. >Mechanic had apparently come with an entire vineyard and promptly sold it.
  24. >You hear the telltale vroom of a large truck engine coming down your street, and you walk out the open garage door...
  25. >Here they come with the truck, Clara driving and Emi driving her own car.
  26. >You can see Clara nervously holding her tail in her mouth as she drives.
  27. >Why she didn't let you drive the truck, you'll never know.
  28. >She had never driven a truck like that before, but she wanted the experience.
  29. >Whatever, as long as she didn't hit anyone or anything.
  30. >You use your arms to direct her to the driveway as she backs up.
  31. >Emi parks on the street behind your El Camino.
  32. >Normally that would be in the garage, but you and Clara’s hobbies were getting in the way.
  33. >Gun smithing equipment took up some space.
  34. >Chick was interested with that hobby, but then again he always had an arsenal on him.
  35. >As well when the mechanic learned that Lilith was barren, he borrowed one of the guns you made and spent all day shooting at targets.
  36. >His silent rage was apparent, he didn't talk to anyone or do anything beyond shoot those paper targets.
  37. >You couldn’t blame him at all.
  38. >How could you?
  39. >He and Lilith had been trying for a long time, only to learn that something had messed her up.
  40. >How would you have reacted if you and Clara hadn't been able to have Lucatiel?
  41. >Probably the same.
  42. >Clara stops the truck at your motion, then parks it.
  43. >"Hi, love! I told you I could drive the truck!"
  44. >You smile and nod.
  45. >"You did, good job!"
  46. >She bounds over to you happily and gives you a big hug and a kiss.
  47. >You hear Emi walking up the driveway, sticks cracking under her boots.
  48. >"Hey Anon, thanks for giving me a place to stay for a while."
  49. >She gives you a hug and kisses your cheek.
  50. >You can't help but think her doing this greeting for you might be a factor in why her various human boyfriends didn't stay with her.
  51. >You recall once she actually kissed you in a greeting in front of one of her boyfriends...
  52. >THAT went over well.
  53. >"It’s no problem Emi, you’re like family."
  54. >As you go to let her out of your arms so you can start moving the small stuff, she grips you harder and gives you a kiss.
  55. >"No, really Anon, Clara said this was your idea, and I really appreciate it."
  56. >You peek over at Clara with a raised eyebrow...
  57. >She gives you a sneaky smile and a wink.
  58. >"Told you Anon is the best husband!"
  59. >Emi nods while looking into your eyes...
  60. >"Yes, he is," she says with a happy smile.
  61. >You suddenly feel VERY uncomfortable.
  62. >"Uh, let’s see about unloading this truck..."
  63. >You peel away from the big cats and unlatch the truck's lock, then slide the door open.
  64. >Nothing too big, a couch and lazy boy chair, her mattress, and a few things you can carry alone, like a table and such.
  65. >The "spare" furniture would be stored in the garage.
  66. >"Babe, where's Lucatiel? It’s almost her feeding time."
  67. >You point to a baby monitor on your workbench...
  68. >"She's napping, I put her to sleep about half an hour ago."
  69. >Clara goes inside, leaving you and Emi to start unloading the truck.
  70. >You knew that the small stuff was in the front, easy to get and move.
  71. >As you move the small things, you think about how convenient having Emi around will be...
  72. >She could easily babysit Lucatiel now when you had class and Clara had work.
  73. >Granted, she would before, but you had to drop her off at Emi's place, or Emi had to come to you.
  74. >You hear Emi tapping away at her phone, then hear music start, her phone connected to a small Bluetooth speaker.
  75. >Huh, the latest Gorillaz album? Not a bad choice, but you preferred Demon Days and Plastic Beach.
  76. >As you groove to Damon Albarn’s voice, you hear the revving Of Chick's Pontiac.
  77. >You watch as he drives it around the cul-de-sac and parks behind Emi's car.
  78. >Chick and Jasmine get out of the car, a small baby bump on Jasmine as she looks positively radiant.
  79. >The big cats always have a certain glow of happiness when they're pregnant.
  80. >"Jasmine! What an unexpected surprise! I thought it was just Chick coming?"
  81. >She walks over and gives you a hug.
  82. >"I got off work to help! Couldn't let Chicky have all the fun!"
  83. >You frown.
  84. >"Nope! You aren't helping! No heavy lifting while preggo."
  85. >Chick walks up behind her, his eye patch still on.
  86. >"Told you he wouldn't let you help."
  87. >You shake Chick's hand calmly.
  88. >"Hey man, your beer is in the fridge, let me know when you’re ready to tackle the heavy stuff."
  89. >He nods and heads inside with Jasmine...
  90. >You follow and motion to Emi to do the same.
  91. >Clara should be done feeding Lucatiel, and you're sure the mom-to-be wants to play with the cub.
  92. >Plus, you know Emi loves Lucatiel like she was Lucatiel’s mother.
  93. >Jasmine is already fawning over the giggling cub when you get into the house.
  94. >Chick is fishing through the fridge for his beer.
  95. >"Yo, you want pizza? I'll order some New York style pizza from this local joint," you call to him.
  96. >"Oh, get me the anchovy pizza! Emi and I love that one!" Clara says as she passes a giggling Lucatiel over to Jasmine...
  97. >Jasmine tickles your cub's foot paws gently.
  98. >"Yeah man, just get whatever you get, I’m not picky," Chick says as he sits next to Jasmine on the couch.
  99. >You nod and leave the room, then order the pizzas.
  100. >As much as you want to get this moving stuff done, you still want to relax and hang out with your friends.
  101. >Between Chick and Jasmine's BHA stuff, you couldn't get everyone together all the time.
  102. >Even this was a stretch, Jasmine being able to show up was surprising...
  103. >Not that you were complaining.
  104. >Although as your family cat, Scooter, crawled her way into Chick's lap, you think Jasmine might.
  105. >Scooter and Jasmine had a weird rivalry you thought was hilarious.
  106. >Scooter would smell Jasmine on Chick and because "fuck you, I’m a cat," would begin rubbing her scent all over Chick.
  107. >You and Clara thought it was hilarious because Jasmine would then "subtly" rub her scent all over Chick again.
  108. >And the cycle would go on.
  109. >Although right now Jasmine was too busy to notice Scooter rubbing all over Chick's legs...
  110. >You get up and head to the garage again, letting them all catch up with each other.
  111. >Small stuff first, then the medium.
  112. >Before long, the pizza guy arrives and he heads right into the garage, where you pay.
  113. >No need to let your guests see the payment.
  114. >You head back into the house, carrying the pizzas.
  115. >Chick looks like he's on beer number 2, and the girls are all still talking happily about cubs and such.
  116. >Emi holds Lucatiel, who is attempting to get to Emi's breasts in her mouth, and Scooter sits in Chick's lap with Jasmine eyeing her angrily.
  117. >Scooter returns the glare.
  118. >"Hey all, pizza's here!"
  119. >You watch Clara bounce happily as you set the pizzas in the kitchen.
  120. >The group slowly gets up and meanders over getting pizza and enjoying company.
  121. >After a little while, Chick places a hand on your shoulder...
  122. >"Let’s knock this heavy stuff out."
  123. >You nod, "Cool, let’s go."
  124. >Even though chick is shorter than you, you know you can depend on him with this stuff.
  125. >Out of the bedroom comes the old mattress and the old bedframe...
  126. >Into the room goes Emi's bed frame, box spring, mattress, and dresser.
  127. >Everything else is pulled and stored into the garage.
  128. >Emi helped with most of the smaller stuff, Clara helped organize the room, and Jasmine kept an eye on Lucatiel.
  129. >She was getting the hang of this mom thing.
  130. >You’re finished with the heavy stuff in about 45 minutes, and the not so heavy stuff within a few hours.
  131. >With everyone working together, it went quick.
  132. >You were grateful for Chick being able to help you out.
  133. >You're sure you and Emi could have done it, after all she was fit and even ran with you when she stayed over.
  134. >But you wanted an excuse to have your friends come over.
  135. >Not that you needed an excuse, but having them over was always a pleasure.
  136. >When you and Chick finish, you go back into your living room to Scooter and Jasmine glaring at each other.
  137. >Honestly, it's hilarious to see a big tiger gal staring down a housecat, and the housecat not backing down at all.
  138. >But still, you should break the tension.
  139. >You walk over to Scooter, pick her up, and put her outside.
  140. >Sorry kitty, you'll get some tuna later.
  141. >Clara is already next to Jasmine.
  142. >You sit next to her and Emi sits next to you.
  143. >Chick grabs another beer and sits next to Jasmine.
  144. >It's a shame Lilith and the mechanic couldn't come hang out, but Lilith had classes and the mechanic had to work.
  145. >Clara and Jasmine coo at Lucatiel when Jasmine's phone rings, causing the cub to cry.
  146. >"Oh! Oh, no! Sorry! I have to take this, it's my work phone!" she says in a panic, passing Lucatiel to Clara.
  147. >You watch as Clara calms down the crying cub and Jasmine picks up her phone.
  148. >It's always weird to hear one side of an important conversation.
  149. >"Huh? Yeah? NO! No, no, no! I'll be there shortly! DON"T LET HIM GO!"
  150. >Jasmine hurriedly hangs up and stands up.
  151. >"I'm so, SO sorry, but we have to go, the BHA found an Anonymous member who's been homeless for years and is terrified of Anthros, I have to go!"
  152. >Chick stands up quickly, setting down his half-drunken beer.
  153. >"OK, let's go, Jasmine." He says, suddenly serious.
  154. >You stand with them and help them out to their car.
  155. >As important as this call was, you hate to see them leave.
  156. >Clara gives Jasmine a big hug, you shake Chick's hand, and everyone says their goodbyes.
  157. >Jasmine drives, and Chick is in the passenger seat as they pull away...
  158. >You stand and watch them go.
  159. >It's a shame they had to go, but finding a homeless guy from the other world is huge.
  160. >Jasmine had told you the stories of some of the people who appeared in this world.
  161. >Some appears thousands of feet up, some were babies, some where just children who didn't understand.
  162. >You frown, thinking about it as you walk back into the house.
  163. >Emi sits with Lucatiel, teasing and playing with the giggling cub.
  164. >"Well, it's just us now, glad we got that all knocked out," you say calmly as you sit down.
  165. >Clara sits next to you and Emi scoots closer to you.
  166. >Well now, this doesn't seems weird at all.
  167. >One guy with 2 big cats and a cub.
  168. >Seems like a weird sit-com...
  169. >But it's your life, and you can't complain.
  170. >Although you can't see Emi's dating situation getting ANY better with her living with you...
  171. >You know that Clara doesn't mind that though, and Emi probably doesn't either.
  172. >For the rest of the evening, you all relax and enjoy each other's company, talking about Clara and Emi's job as nurses.
  173. >The things they see at work is sometimes funny.
  174. >Sometimes Clara comes home with her fur matted with blood and you have to help wash her.
  175. >At about 19:00 (7:00 pm), you put Lucatiel down to bed.
  176. >Emi and Clara are sitting and talking to each other quietly about something when you return to the living room.
  177. >"What are you two whispering about over there?" you say as you sit down next to them.
  178. >They look at you then back at each other.
  179. >Oh god, they're scheming up something...
  180. >"Well, we were thinking that since you did such a good job moving stuff..." Clara starts.
  181. >"And because you were so nice to let me move in..." Emi says after her.
  182. >"...you deserve a treat," they finish together.
  183. >If that means what you think it means, then you're in for a fun night.
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