Michael Chu Simulator

$name : Michael Chu Simulator
$author :
$description : Which Overwatch hero is Blizzard writer Michael Chu going to out next? Click the button to find out!
$picture :
$amount : 1
$button : Surprise!

$hero
Ana
Ashe
Baptiste
Bastion
Brigitte
Doomfist
D.Va
Genji
Hammond
Hanzo
Junkrat
Lucio
McCree
Mercy
Moira
Orisa
Pharah
Reaper
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Soldier 76
Sombra
Symmetra
Torbjorn
Tracer
Widowmaker
Winston
Zarya
Zenyatta

$phrase
[hero] is actually [gay|straight|bi|asexual|trans]!
[hero] is secretly in love with [hero]! {80%}
[hero]'s [boyfriend|girlfriend|husband|wife] will be the next playable hero! {70%}
[hero] and [hero] are in a [platonic|romantic|sexual|business] relationship! {90%}
[hero], [hero], and [hero] are caught up in a love triangle! {80%}
[hero] identifies as [a man|a woman|an omnic|a unicorn]! {70%}
[hero] is actually [hero] [before|after] a transition! {60%}
[hero] was actually dead all along and is a figment of [hero]'s imagination! {50%}