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  1. Barkley's: Under no condition will anybody edit my channel. (If that happens, an instant demotion is followed. No exceptions.) Alright you memes, no loud noises or soundspam.
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  3. <23:35:37> "Bumblebee De'nac": I mean, don't Muslims usually explode?
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  5. <23:35:59> "Gwynnie": Allah Akboom.
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  7. SERBSTHETIC
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  9. <21:41:14> "Gwynnie": ...I'm going to hell for this, but. "How to become Vilified with the Strip 101."
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  11. 15:46:35 - "John D" pokes you: I'm gonna go lie on the floor flat on my face for a bit. - In regards to Equifax's login and password both being 'admin'.
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  13. 15:55:10 - "John D" pokes you: I actually did too. The carpet is NOT comfortable.
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  15. 20:05:33 - "John D": Choking on your own semen would be an embarrasing death.
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  17. 20:05:40 - "John D": I have no regrets.
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  19. 15:55:37 - "John D" pokes you: My small dog came over too. He was concerned about me.
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  21. EndangeredDinosnore: Kill all jews?
  22. EndangeredDinosnore: What is my guide to eugenics?
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  24. <13:00:26> "Bumblebee De'nac": Hey Barkley
  25. <13:00:26> "Gwynnie": Hey, Barkley.
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  27. The worst way to try and deconstruct someone's arguments is to not let them have those arguments in the first place. When you cut out a man's tongue, his words become all that more powerful.
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  29. "I enjoyed watching the car plowing into the crowd of people. It reminded me of ragdoll physics in games." - Dinosnore 2017
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  31. <23:55:47> "Dinosnore" pokes you: Are you still talking about the blacks- I mean the homeless..
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  33. "Who gave these people retard juice in the morning?" - Barkley himself.
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  35. “When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.” - George R.R. Martin
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  37. Commissar Wombat: Will you pirate the emoji movie and livestream it for everybody in LtB?
  38. DerpPie: Ya
  39. DerpPie: Can we wait till blueray leak atleast?
  40. Commissar Wombat: LOL
  41. DerpPie: Hell
  42. DerpPie: Ill find some shitty camera quality shit
  43. DerpPie: ;)
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  46. No Minecraft Parody songs allowed in my channel.
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  48. 6/28/2017 - 10:22 PM. Next WoW expansion or lore event will involve Thrall, time travel, prophecy, copious amounts of alcohol, and Jaina. Sargeras may or may not die.
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  50. "A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong." - Janusz Korwin-Mikke.
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  52. Garfield you lazy cat.
  53. DerpPie: I'd fuck carlos right in his pungent boy-hole - DerpPie April 28th 2016 11:09 PM EST at Massachusetts, Mansion of Pancakes.
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  55. Mei: i eat shit for breakfest
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  57. EndangeredDinosnore: I did not have sexual relations with that furry.
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  60. <17:38:59> "Derpy Deadvoice": id rape my husband lets b real here
  61. <17:32:03> "Derpy Deadvoice": "I didnt want to be too assertive on this rape quiz"
  62. <16:26:26> "Dick Warlock": "I'm surprised that [Quintus] isn't a woman"
  63. <16:26:30> "Dick Warlock": -Wall-E, 2017
  64. <16:24:16> "!Abo_7moShe!" was kicked from the server by "Scoobyhoop (Jasha)"
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  66. EndangeredDinosnore: Do you dual-wield AssBringer®?
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  69. <21:14:37> "Gwynnie": I don't know what's bigger, his ears or the distance between his eyes.
  70. <18:48:53> "Dinosnore" pokes you: I cooked an eggroll in my butthole.
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  72. ~ Jon Arbuckle - VaporWave~
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  76. ArbuckleWave
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  78. I hate mondays
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  80. Homie G's Only
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  82. <14:29:59> "Bumblebee De'nac": i'll milk ur honey
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  84. <18:46:26> "Dinosnore" pokes you: My penis smells like won-ton soup
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  86. 11:17 PM - TurkeyPie: I didnt fuck my dad on thanksgiving
  87. 11:17 PM - TurkeyPie: I FUCKED MY AUNT MY GRANDPA, AND MY COUSIN
  88. 11:17 PM - TurkeyPie: WITH A TURKEY BASTER
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