Kunoichi hitman

Sounds more like the average Friday night for a Hitman style Kunoichi

>ywn have a kunoichi that likes wearing suits and changing costumes when attempting to “assassinate” you.

>Sure the bird costumes and the muffin man aprons are unusual, but she could always make a suit look good and still distinctly feminine

>Hit woman Kunoichi sent to "assassinate" you
>Hear about how she "assassinated" numerous other targets by using proxies, never even touching a target herself
>Remember having to be the best man at your best friend's wedding when she managed to send his Ushi-Oni bodyguard into heat and who then raped him
>You don't plan to give up on the bachelor lifestyle to settle down like your friend
>So you use your ill gotten gains to buy the most expensive private security force of all human males and modify your house to be assassin proof
>State of the art air filtration systems, reinforced glass, cameras, squeaky floors and most importantly a bucket of water above every door
>Think your invincible as you sunbathe on your balcony
>Suddenly hear some commotion on the security cameras and see a Kunoichi dressed as a clown knocking out each of your guards with a fish
>You can only stare in disbelief as your own guards fall prey to the bucket traps as your assassin deftly dodges them in her squeaky shoes
>You barricade your door in an attempt to stop her but she just comes in through the window
>She slowly struts towards you fish in hand, then she suddenly stops
>She pulls off the wig, red nose and pulls down her mask
>You instantly recognize her as that nerdy Kunoichi from high school that stalked you all the time, but never had the nerve to ask you out
>Turns out she's been taking out your underlings, your friends, to get her chance at you
>Drags you to the bed and tells you about how you two gotta catch up on each other