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  3. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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  7. - Hey, four-eyes!
  8. - Loser!
  9.  
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  12. <i>Allow me to introduce myself.</i>
  13.  
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  16. Get off the stage!
  17.  
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  20. <i>That's me, Jordan Sanders.</i>
  21.  
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  24. <i>Well, actually, this is me now.</i>
  25.  
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  28. <i>I know. I get it.</i>
  29.  
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  32. <i>Big change, right?</i>
  33.  
  34. 9
  35. 00:01:17,342 --> 00:01:19,808
  36. <i>But that was me in 1993,</i>
  37.  
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  39. 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:21,611
  40. <i>the day I decided to show</i>
  41.  
  42. 11
  43. 00:01:21,613 --> 00:01:25,680
  44. <i>everyone at Windsor
  45. Middle School what I did best.</i>
  46.  
  47. 12
  48. 00:01:25,682 --> 00:01:27,582
  49. The laws of science.
  50.  
  51. 13
  52. 00:01:27,584 --> 00:01:29,284
  53. They're actually true.
  54.  
  55. 14
  56. 00:01:29,286 --> 00:01:30,852
  57. I can trust them.
  58.  
  59. 15
  60. 00:01:30,854 --> 00:01:32,454
  61. I can rely on them.
  62.  
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  64. 00:01:32,456 --> 00:01:33,888
  65. Who cares?
  66.  
  67. 17
  68. 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:35,957
  69. <i>There she is.</i>
  70.  
  71. 18
  72. 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,760
  73. <i>You know her: the person
  74. who just can't let you live</i>
  75.  
  76. 19
  77. 00:01:38,762 --> 00:01:40,997
  78. <i>your best life.</i>
  79.  
  80. 20
  81. 00:01:40,999 --> 00:01:44,867
  82. Prepare to behold
  83. a death-defying feat!
  84.  
  85. 21
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  87. I trust the conservation
  88. of mechanical energy 100%.
  89.  
  90. 22
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  92. So much, in fact,
  93. that I am willing to risk
  94.  
  95. 23
  96. 00:01:55,646 --> 00:01:58,546
  97. my very life to demonstrate.
  98.  
  99. 24
  100. 00:01:58,548 --> 00:01:59,414
  101. Boo!
  102.  
  103. 25
  104. 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:02,284
  105. Um...
  106.  
  107. 26
  108. 00:02:02,286 --> 00:02:04,387
  109. Because this ball
  110. should not be able
  111.  
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  113. 00:02:04,389 --> 00:02:06,357
  114. to pass this very spot again.
  115.  
  116. 28
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  118. Go.
  119.  
  120. 29
  121. 00:02:17,769 --> 00:02:21,070
  122. <i>Now, this should have been
  123. my moment of victory.</i>
  124.  
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  126. 00:02:21,072 --> 00:02:25,041
  127. <i>And for seven glorious seconds,
  128. I was on top of the world.</i>
  129.  
  130. 31
  131. 00:02:28,312 --> 00:02:29,712
  132. <i>But then,</i>
  133.  
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  135. 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:32,315
  136. <i>just like that, it was over.</i>
  137.  
  138. 33
  139. 00:02:34,318 --> 00:02:35,583
  140. Ow. Ow, ow, ow.
  141.  
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  143. 00:02:35,585 --> 00:02:37,452
  144. <i>Something changed.</i>
  145.  
  146. 35
  147. 00:02:37,454 --> 00:02:40,422
  148. <i>Little did I know,
  149. that something would be me.</i>
  150.  
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  153. Jordan, I know you had
  154. big plans to go out there
  155.  
  156. 37
  157. 00:02:42,894 --> 00:02:44,927
  158. and show those kids
  159. how awesome you really are
  160.  
  161. 38
  162. 00:02:44,929 --> 00:02:47,963
  163. so they wouldn't be so hard
  164. on you at school every day.
  165.  
  166. 39
  167. 00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:50,933
  168. Being me sucks.
  169. I want to be someone else.
  170.  
  171. 40
  172. 00:02:50,935 --> 00:02:52,934
  173. I know it's hard right now,
  174.  
  175. 41
  176. 00:02:52,936 --> 00:02:54,936
  177. but that's just because
  178. you're little.
  179.  
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  182. When you grow up,
  183. it won't be like this.
  184.  
  185. 43
  186. 00:02:57,375 --> 00:02:59,374
  187. - It won't?
  188. - Nope.
  189.  
  190. 44
  191. 00:02:59,376 --> 00:03:01,376
  192. - Because you're smart.
  193. - Yes.
  194.  
  195. 45
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  197. I am smart, aren't I?
  198.  
  199. 46
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  201. And do you know what happens
  202.  
  203. 47
  204. 00:03:04,382 --> 00:03:05,848
  205. to smart people
  206. when they're big?
  207.  
  208. 48
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  210. They become the boss.
  211.  
  212. 49
  213. 00:03:07,718 --> 00:03:09,452
  214. - Really?
  215. - Really.
  216.  
  217. 50
  218. 00:03:09,454 --> 00:03:11,553
  219. And nobody...
  220. and I mean nobody...
  221.  
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  223. 00:03:11,555 --> 00:03:13,054
  224. bullies the boss.
  225.  
  226. 52
  227. 00:03:13,056 --> 00:03:15,658
  228. Well, then I can't wait
  229. to be big.
  230.  
  231. 53
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  233. So I can be the boss
  234. and no one will bully me.
  235.  
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  238. Now that's my girl.
  239.  
  240. 55
  241. 00:03:21,065 --> 00:03:22,998
  242. Because I'll bully them first.
  243.  
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  246. Jordan, it's time to wake up
  247.  
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  250. and live your dreams.
  251.  
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  254. Jordan.
  255.  
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  257. 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:58,100
  258. I said wake up, girl.
  259.  
  260. 60
  261. 00:03:58,102 --> 00:04:00,604
  262. Let's get this shmoney, okay?
  263.  
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  266. HomeGirl, call April.
  267.  
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  270. Take a whoosah, girl.
  271.  
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  273. 00:04:28,799 --> 00:04:31,900
  274. Fact: April Williams
  275. is your assistant.
  276.  
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  278. 00:04:31,902 --> 00:04:34,703
  279. "Assist" is in the job title.
  280.  
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  282. 00:04:34,705 --> 00:04:36,638
  283. Calling April.
  284.  
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  286. 00:04:56,227 --> 00:05:00,228
  287. So, you want to slap your boss.
  288.  
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  290. 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:02,163
  291. You're not alone.
  292.  
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  294. 00:05:02,165 --> 00:05:04,833
  295. We all have stress triggers.
  296.  
  297. 69
  298. 00:05:04,835 --> 00:05:08,838
  299. People who are vampires,
  300. bloodsuckers,
  301.  
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  303. 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,674
  304. - just plain evil.
  305. - Evil.
  306.  
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  308. 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:14,613
  309. Jordan Sanders calling.
  310.  
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  313. Jordan Sanders calling.
  314.  
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  317. Jordan Sanders calling.
  318.  
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  320. 00:05:22,119 --> 00:05:24,085
  321. - Jordan Sanders calling.
  322. - Oh, shit.
  323.  
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  325. 00:05:24,087 --> 00:05:25,220
  326. Hello?
  327.  
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  329. 00:05:25,222 --> 00:05:26,189
  330. Are you awake?
  331.  
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  334. Yeah, I-I'm awake.
  335. I was just meditating.
  336.  
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  339. Wake up!
  340. Be awake when I call.
  341.  
  342. 79
  343. 00:05:30,126 --> 00:05:31,559
  344. But...
  345.  
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  347. 00:05:31,561 --> 00:05:32,927
  348. I don't know
  349. when you're gonna call,
  350.  
  351. 81
  352. 00:05:32,929 --> 00:05:34,497
  353. so when would I sleep?
  354.  
  355. 82
  356. 00:05:34,499 --> 00:05:36,064
  357. When I'm not calling.
  358.  
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  361. April, listen to me.
  362.  
  363. 84
  364. 00:05:39,737 --> 00:05:41,472
  365. I'm sad this morning.
  366.  
  367. 85
  368. 00:05:42,739 --> 00:05:44,739
  369. Oh, why?
  370.  
  371. 86
  372. 00:05:44,741 --> 00:05:47,042
  373. I have asked you
  374. a thousand times
  375.  
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  377. 00:05:47,044 --> 00:05:48,977
  378. to have my housekeeper,
  379. Elaine...
  380.  
  381. 88
  382. 00:05:48,979 --> 00:05:51,580
  383. Linda is her name. Linda.
  384.  
  385. 89
  386. 00:05:51,582 --> 00:05:54,583
  387. ...put my slippers 53
  388. centimeters away from the bed
  389.  
  390. 90
  391. 00:05:54,585 --> 00:05:56,919
  392. so when I hop out
  393. my feet can land on them.
  394.  
  395. 91
  396. 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:59,021
  397. I mean, am I being
  398. unreasonable?
  399.  
  400. 92
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  402. Yes, bitch.
  403.  
  404. 93
  405. 00:06:01,258 --> 00:06:02,590
  406. Is that too much to ask?
  407.  
  408. 94
  409. 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:05,059
  410. No, it's not
  411. unreasonable at all.
  412.  
  413. 95
  414. 00:06:05,061 --> 00:06:06,795
  415. Damn right, it's not too much.
  416.  
  417. 96
  418. 00:06:06,797 --> 00:06:08,900
  419. I can't be any kinder
  420. to you, April.
  421.  
  422. 97
  423. 00:06:10,001 --> 00:06:11,600
  424. Why are you not at work?
  425.  
  426. 98
  427. 00:06:11,602 --> 00:06:13,636
  428. I don't need
  429. a stay-at-home assistant.
  430.  
  431. 99
  432. 00:06:13,638 --> 00:06:14,869
  433. I'm on my way.
  434.  
  435. 100
  436. 00:06:14,871 --> 00:06:16,237
  437. - I'm on my way right now.
  438. - Go!
  439.  
  440. 101
  441. 00:06:34,659 --> 00:06:36,891
  442. Keep your eye on the penny.
  443.  
  444. 102
  445. 00:06:36,893 --> 00:06:39,929
  446. - Hey, Tony.
  447. - Hey, April.
  448.  
  449. 103
  450. 00:06:39,931 --> 00:06:41,330
  451. Can I get a raspberry jelly,
  452. and...
  453.  
  454. 104
  455. 00:06:41,332 --> 00:06:43,299
  456. you can just put
  457. a line of sprinkles out,
  458.  
  459. 105
  460. 00:06:43,301 --> 00:06:44,566
  461. and I'll snort 'em.
  462.  
  463. 106
  464. 00:06:46,102 --> 00:06:48,336
  465. Take it the boss lady's
  466. on the warpath this morning.
  467.  
  468. 107
  469. 00:06:48,338 --> 00:06:50,872
  470. Every morning.
  471.  
  472. 108
  473. 00:06:50,874 --> 00:06:52,006
  474. - Focus.
  475. - All right.
  476.  
  477. 109
  478. 00:06:52,008 --> 00:06:53,242
  479. Oh, Stevie didn't go
  480. to school today?
  481.  
  482. 110
  483. 00:06:53,244 --> 00:06:54,910
  484. Yeah, I gave her the day off.
  485.  
  486. 111
  487. 00:06:54,912 --> 00:06:56,177
  488. Those bullies
  489. just won't let up.
  490.  
  491. 112
  492. 00:06:56,179 --> 00:06:57,946
  493. I can relate.
  494.  
  495. 113
  496. 00:06:57,948 --> 00:06:59,114
  497. Hey, April.
  498.  
  499. 114
  500. 00:06:59,116 --> 00:07:01,350
  501. - Hey.
  502. - Want to see a magic trick?
  503.  
  504. 115
  505. 00:07:01,352 --> 00:07:04,052
  506. - Yes.
  507. - I'm gonna take this penny
  508.  
  509. 116
  510. 00:07:04,054 --> 00:07:06,355
  511. and turn it into a quarter.
  512.  
  513. 117
  514. 00:07:06,357 --> 00:07:07,823
  515. Can you get my paycheck next?
  516.  
  517. 118
  518. 00:07:08,825 --> 00:07:10,095
  519. Ah, Jesus.
  520.  
  521. 119
  522. 00:07:13,763 --> 00:07:15,331
  523. Ta-da!
  524.  
  525. 120
  526. 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:17,699
  527. Wow.
  528. That was... magical.
  529.  
  530. 121
  531. 00:07:17,701 --> 00:07:20,201
  532. Thank you.
  533.  
  534. 122
  535. 00:07:20,203 --> 00:07:22,771
  536. It's like she senses
  537. my happiness.
  538.  
  539. 123
  540. 00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:24,372
  541. Yes, Jordan?
  542.  
  543. 124
  544. 00:07:24,374 --> 00:07:26,074
  545. Did you call Amex
  546. and schedule my call?
  547.  
  548. 125
  549. 00:07:26,076 --> 00:07:27,845
  550. I need to have it...
  551.  
  552. 126
  553. 00:07:33,016 --> 00:07:34,783
  554. HomeGirl, end call.
  555.  
  556. 127
  557. 00:07:34,785 --> 00:07:36,854
  558. Mm-hmm. I got you.
  559.  
  560. 128
  561. 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:58,407
  562. Good morning, Trevor.
  563. Oh, good morning, Jordan.
  564.  
  565. 129
  566. 00:07:58,409 --> 00:08:00,074
  567. What are you still doing here?
  568.  
  569. 130
  570. 00:08:00,076 --> 00:08:02,276
  571. I overslept. Forgive me.
  572.  
  573. 131
  574. 00:08:02,278 --> 00:08:03,746
  575. You always have an excuse.
  576.  
  577. 132
  578. 00:08:03,748 --> 00:08:05,814
  579. Why you always got
  580. your guard up, huh?
  581.  
  582. 133
  583. 00:08:05,816 --> 00:08:06,848
  584. Have I ever hurt you?
  585.  
  586. 134
  587. 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:08,917
  588. No, you haven't,
  589. because my guard is always up.
  590.  
  591. 135
  592. 00:08:08,919 --> 00:08:11,119
  593. - Why do we have this discussion back and forth?
  594. - Wh...
  595.  
  596. 136
  597. 00:08:11,121 --> 00:08:12,787
  598. I should've known
  599. what you was about.
  600.  
  601. 137
  602. 00:08:12,789 --> 00:08:16,191
  603. You got my name as "D Boy"
  604. in your contacts.
  605.  
  606. 138
  607. 00:08:16,193 --> 00:08:18,196
  608. Yes, I saw that.
  609.  
  610. 139
  611. 00:08:20,164 --> 00:08:22,131
  612. "D" is...
  613.  
  614. 140
  615. 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:24,165
  616. it's-it's DeAndre,
  617. which is French for Trevor.
  618.  
  619. 141
  620. 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:26,134
  621. - What?
  622. - You know what? I don't have to explain myself.
  623.  
  624. 142
  625. 00:08:26,136 --> 00:08:27,835
  626. - Jordan, come on.
  627. - Why were you going through
  628.  
  629. 143
  630. 00:08:27,837 --> 00:08:29,437
  631. - my contacts in the first place?
  632. - Come on, Jordan.
  633.  
  634. 144
  635. 00:08:29,439 --> 00:08:30,939
  636. - DeAndre?
  637. - You have to go.
  638.  
  639. 145
  640. 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:32,307
  641. - No, no, no.
  642. - Oh, my...
  643.  
  644. 146
  645. 00:08:32,309 --> 00:08:34,108
  646. - Are you serious right now?
  647. - I'm not go...
  648.  
  649. 147
  650. 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:35,678
  651. What? You strong, ain't you?
  652.  
  653. 148
  654. 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,279
  655. Come on, Jordan.
  656. I'm just trying to get you
  657.  
  658. 149
  659. 00:08:37,281 --> 00:08:38,780
  660. to open up to me, all right?
  661.  
  662. 150
  663. 00:08:38,782 --> 00:08:40,381
  664. - Come on.
  665. - I have a company to run.
  666.  
  667. 151
  668. 00:08:40,383 --> 00:08:42,950
  669. You-you can run me. Come on,
  670. you know how we do. Come on.
  671.  
  672. 152
  673. 00:08:42,952 --> 00:08:44,687
  674. - You get it. You know.
  675. - Mm...
  676.  
  677. 153
  678. 00:08:44,689 --> 00:08:46,320
  679. ♪ I'm trying to put you ♪
  680.  
  681. 154
  682. 00:08:46,322 --> 00:08:48,823
  683. ♪ To bed, bed, bed ♪
  684.  
  685. 155
  686. 00:08:48,825 --> 00:08:50,858
  687. ♪ I'm trying to
  688. put you to bed ♪
  689.  
  690. 156
  691. 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:52,995
  692. Yeah. ♪ Bed, bed. ♪
  693.  
  694. 157
  695. 00:08:52,997 --> 00:08:55,030
  696. - Give it to me now. Come on.
  697. - No, no.
  698.  
  699. 158
  700. 00:08:55,032 --> 00:08:56,265
  701. - No.
  702. - Wow.
  703.  
  704. 159
  705. 00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:58,934
  706. Oh, wait, I need my key back.
  707.  
  708. 160
  709. 00:08:58,936 --> 00:09:00,368
  710. - What? Huh? I can't...
  711. - That-that was for one night.
  712.  
  713. 161
  714. 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:01,870
  715. I can't hear...
  716. I can't hear you. What...?
  717.  
  718. 162
  719. 00:09:01,872 --> 00:09:03,405
  720. - D Boy!
  721. - What you saying? What? What?
  722.  
  723. 163
  724. 00:09:03,407 --> 00:09:07,910
  725. Did you have to do all that
  726. sex stuff in front of my child?
  727.  
  728. 164
  729. 00:09:07,912 --> 00:09:09,812
  730. Oh, please,
  731. he just popped out of you.
  732.  
  733. 165
  734. 00:09:09,814 --> 00:09:12,046
  735. I am sure he knows
  736. the territory down there.
  737.  
  738. 166
  739. 00:09:12,048 --> 00:09:13,415
  740. She's four.
  741.  
  742. 167
  743. 00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:16,351
  744. Oh. He's transitioning.
  745.  
  746. 168
  747. 00:09:16,353 --> 00:09:18,252
  748. Well, good luck, little fella.
  749.  
  750. 169
  751. 00:09:18,254 --> 00:09:19,921
  752. I like you.
  753.  
  754. 170
  755. 00:09:19,923 --> 00:09:22,323
  756. Now, your mama's
  757. a different story.
  758.  
  759. 171
  760. 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:26,261
  761. If you need a drink,
  762. come over here, little man.
  763.  
  764. 172
  765. 00:09:26,263 --> 00:09:27,831
  766. I got you.
  767.  
  768. 173
  769. 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:33,301
  770. HomeGirl, play "Put Me to Bed."
  771.  
  772. 174
  773. 00:09:33,303 --> 00:09:37,238
  774. You removed all
  775. love songs from your playlist.
  776.  
  777. 175
  778. 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,108
  779. Right. No softening.
  780.  
  781. 176
  782. 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:41,776
  783. I tried to tell you.
  784.  
  785. 177
  786. 00:09:41,778 --> 00:09:43,812
  787. HomeGirl is playing your jam.
  788.  
  789. 178
  790. 00:10:12,143 --> 00:10:14,910
  791. Perfect.
  792.  
  793. 179
  794. 00:10:19,783 --> 00:10:20,882
  795. Excuse me.
  796.  
  797. 180
  798. 00:10:31,128 --> 00:10:33,462
  799. Back. The usual.
  800.  
  801. 181
  802. 00:10:38,002 --> 00:10:39,400
  803. Thank you.
  804.  
  805. 182
  806. 00:10:39,402 --> 00:10:41,402
  807. And don't hate the player,
  808. y'all.
  809.  
  810. 183
  811. 00:10:41,404 --> 00:10:43,405
  812. Hate your little
  813. broke-ass game.
  814.  
  815. 184
  816. 00:10:43,407 --> 00:10:46,141
  817. Have a cheap day.
  818.  
  819. 185
  820. 00:10:46,143 --> 00:10:47,943
  821. Oh, good morning, ma'am.
  822.  
  823. 186
  824. 00:10:47,945 --> 00:10:49,477
  825. How would you know?
  826.  
  827. 187
  828. 00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:59,087
  829. - Whoa!
  830. - Whoa.
  831.  
  832. 188
  833. 00:10:59,089 --> 00:11:00,955
  834. Beat it, boys!
  835. This ain't the hood!
  836.  
  837. 189
  838. 00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:10,399
  839. - Vince, you read my lips.
  840. - Okay.
  841.  
  842. 190
  843. 00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:11,934
  844. If you see Lil Weezy
  845.  
  846. 191
  847. 00:11:11,936 --> 00:11:14,136
  848. or any other delinquents
  849. near my baby again,
  850.  
  851. 192
  852. 00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:17,472
  853. you better body-slam 'em,
  854. or I'm gonna body-slam you!
  855.  
  856. 193
  857. 00:11:17,474 --> 00:11:19,473
  858. Y-Y-Yes, ma'am.
  859.  
  860. 194
  861. 00:11:19,475 --> 00:11:21,043
  862. And then I'm gonna
  863. get you fired!
  864.  
  865. 195
  866. 00:11:21,045 --> 00:11:22,310
  867. Yes, ma'am.
  868.  
  869. 196
  870. 00:11:22,312 --> 00:11:24,112
  871. I-I would hate
  872. for that day to come.
  873.  
  874. 197
  875. 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,059
  876. Hey, Jordan.
  877.  
  878. 198
  879. 00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:40,127
  880. Did my new seat cushions
  881. arrive yet?
  882.  
  883. 199
  884. 00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:41,929
  885. Mm, not yet.
  886.  
  887. 200
  888. 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:44,067
  889. Clearly, you don't care
  890. if my ass is in pain.
  891.  
  892. 201
  893. 00:11:45,099 --> 00:11:45,900
  894. Of course I care
  895. about your ass.
  896.  
  897. 202
  898. 00:11:45,902 --> 00:11:47,636
  899. You wouldn't happen to be
  900. shoving a doughnut
  901.  
  902. 203
  903. 00:11:47,638 --> 00:11:49,036
  904. into your face, would you?
  905.  
  906. 204
  907. 00:11:49,038 --> 00:11:50,238
  908. - Good-bye.
  909. - Huh?
  910.  
  911. 205
  912. 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,440
  913. Oh!
  914. Oh, my God. Are you okay?
  915.  
  916. 206
  917. 00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:54,275
  918. - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
  919. - So sorry.
  920.  
  921. 207
  922. 00:11:54,277 --> 00:11:56,178
  923. - April, I am so sorry.
  924. - No, it's my fault.
  925.  
  926. 208
  927. 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,913
  928. I'm sorry. How's your...
  929. Is your doughnut okay?
  930.  
  931. 209
  932. 00:11:57,915 --> 00:11:59,348
  933. Oh, it-it'll survive.
  934.  
  935. 210
  936. 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:00,982
  937. All right.
  938.  
  939. 211
  940. 00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:04,419
  941. I got... I got your sugar
  942. all over me.
  943.  
  944. 212
  945. 00:12:04,421 --> 00:12:06,255
  946. Wow, that looks so good on you.
  947.  
  948. 213
  949. 00:12:06,257 --> 00:12:07,390
  950. - Huh?
  951. - Huh?
  952.  
  953. 214
  954. 00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:10,258
  955. - I-I thought you said something.
  956. - No, uh...
  957.  
  958. 215
  959. 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,093
  960. So, wait... so are...
  961. Wait, are you gonna do...
  962.  
  963. 216
  964. 00:12:12,095 --> 00:12:13,896
  965. gonna pitch your idea
  966. to Jordan today?
  967.  
  968. 217
  969. 00:12:13,898 --> 00:12:16,330
  970. - Yeah. Today is the day.
  971. - Yeah? Yeah!
  972.  
  973. 218
  974. 00:12:16,332 --> 00:12:18,567
  975. But tomorrow's also good,
  976. too, I heard.
  977.  
  978. 219
  979. 00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:20,035
  980. No, no, wait, you...
  981.  
  982. 220
  983. 00:12:20,037 --> 00:12:21,502
  984. April, you've been
  985. saying "tomorrow"
  986.  
  987. 221
  988. 00:12:21,504 --> 00:12:23,137
  989. for, like, months now.
  990.  
  991. 222
  992. 00:12:23,139 --> 00:12:25,339
  993. DiscoverEyes is great.
  994.  
  995. 223
  996. 00:12:25,341 --> 00:12:26,641
  997. Yeah, you got to go for it.
  998.  
  999. 224
  1000. 00:12:26,643 --> 00:12:28,577
  1001. Hey.
  1002.  
  1003. 225
  1004. 00:12:28,579 --> 00:12:30,945
  1005. You got this.
  1006.  
  1007. 226
  1008. 00:12:30,947 --> 00:12:32,347
  1009. Okay.
  1010.  
  1011. 227
  1012. 00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:34,549
  1013. - You got this.
  1014. - Yeah.
  1015.  
  1016. 228
  1017. 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,617
  1018. - Oh, wait, that's a step.
  1019. - I got it. I'm good.
  1020.  
  1021. 229
  1022. 00:12:40,356 --> 00:12:43,458
  1023. And you can get this.
  1024.  
  1025. 230
  1026. 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,294
  1027. - I'm sorry, you say something?
  1028. - Huh? No, no, no.
  1029.  
  1030. 231
  1031. 00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:46,495
  1032. Jordan, Jordan, yeah,
  1033. you can...
  1034.  
  1035. 232
  1036. 00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:48,967
  1037. you can get the product,
  1038. the apps...
  1039.  
  1040. 233
  1041. 00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:07,082
  1042. Mm!
  1043.  
  1044. 234
  1045. 00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:09,020
  1046. Not gonna catch me slippin'.
  1047.  
  1048. 235
  1049. 00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:12,987
  1050. Mr. Connor.
  1051.  
  1052. 236
  1053. 00:13:12,989 --> 00:13:14,423
  1054. May I help you?
  1055.  
  1056. 237
  1057. 00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:16,361
  1058. I am waiting on Jordan.
  1059.  
  1060. 238
  1061. 00:13:18,061 --> 00:13:19,428
  1062. Oh, well, um...
  1063.  
  1064. 239
  1065. 00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:22,030
  1066. would you like to wait
  1067. in our lovely lobby?
  1068.  
  1069. 240
  1070. 00:13:22,032 --> 00:13:25,633
  1071. Nope. She's fine with me
  1072. chilling in here.
  1073.  
  1074. 241
  1075. 00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:27,703
  1076. - Um...
  1077. - Cool, cool.
  1078.  
  1079. 242
  1080. 00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:29,170
  1081. Oh.
  1082.  
  1083. 243
  1084. 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:30,472
  1085. Uh, of course.
  1086.  
  1087. 244
  1088. 00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:32,140
  1089. She is gonna love
  1090. that you're sitting
  1091.  
  1092. 245
  1093. 00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:33,976
  1094. at her desk with your feet up.
  1095.  
  1096. 246
  1097. 00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:35,412
  1098. I'm just gonna go get her.
  1099.  
  1100. 247
  1101. 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,983
  1102. She's here!
  1103. Take cover, everyone!
  1104.  
  1105. 248
  1106. 00:13:41,985 --> 00:13:44,352
  1107. I've gotta be at my desk!
  1108.  
  1109. 249
  1110. 00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:46,521
  1111. - Hurry, hurry!
  1112. - I'm sorry.
  1113.  
  1114. 250
  1115. 00:13:46,523 --> 00:13:48,960
  1116. - Yes, you are.
  1117. - Good morning.
  1118.  
  1119. 251
  1120. 00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:51,727
  1121. Okay.
  1122.  
  1123. 252
  1124. 00:13:51,729 --> 00:13:53,661
  1125. - So, Connor...
  1126. - Shh!
  1127.  
  1128. 253
  1129. 00:13:53,663 --> 00:13:56,365
  1130. How did you do that?
  1131.  
  1132. 254
  1133. 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,002
  1134. Thank you.
  1135.  
  1136. 255
  1137. 00:14:01,739 --> 00:14:03,472
  1138. Why are y'all out here
  1139. congregating
  1140.  
  1141. 256
  1142. 00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:05,306
  1143. like you were in a yard?
  1144.  
  1145. 257
  1146. 00:14:05,308 --> 00:14:06,507
  1147. Sorry, ma'am. Sorry.
  1148.  
  1149. 258
  1150. 00:14:06,509 --> 00:14:09,377
  1151. That's not what
  1152. I'm paying you for.
  1153.  
  1154. 259
  1155. 00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:12,984
  1156. Can I interest you
  1157. in some magic?
  1158.  
  1159. 260
  1160. 00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:18,319
  1161. There is no such thing
  1162. as magic.
  1163.  
  1164. 261
  1165. 00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:20,288
  1166. Well, what about
  1167. Black Girl Magic?
  1168.  
  1169. 262
  1170. 00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:23,357
  1171. You're a black girl
  1172. fire hazard.
  1173.  
  1174. 263
  1175. 00:14:23,359 --> 00:14:24,995
  1176. Now, go and disappear.
  1177.  
  1178. 264
  1179. 00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:28,231
  1180. What?
  1181.  
  1182. 265
  1183. 00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,733
  1184. Happy birthday!
  1185.  
  1186. 266
  1187. 00:14:32,735 --> 00:14:34,535
  1188. Call the city
  1189. and get JS Innovations off
  1190.  
  1191. 267
  1192. 00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:37,772
  1193. - that dumpy doughnut truck's delivery route.
  1194. - Grab the cake!
  1195.  
  1196. 268
  1197. 00:14:37,774 --> 00:14:40,375
  1198. Of course. Immediate...
  1199.  
  1200. 269
  1201. 00:14:40,377 --> 00:14:41,809
  1202. Who did this?
  1203.  
  1204. 270
  1205. 00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:45,579
  1206. I told you guys
  1207. no carbs around me!
  1208.  
  1209. 271
  1210. 00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:48,382
  1211. Oh, uh...
  1212.  
  1213. 272
  1214. 00:14:48,384 --> 00:14:49,818
  1215. Um...
  1216.  
  1217. 273
  1218. 00:14:51,388 --> 00:14:55,122
  1219. Your biggest client
  1220. is in your office.
  1221.  
  1222. 274
  1223. 00:14:55,124 --> 00:14:57,061
  1224. Connor?
  1225.  
  1226. 275
  1227. 00:14:59,396 --> 00:15:01,262
  1228. How did he get up there, April?
  1229.  
  1230. 276
  1231. 00:15:01,264 --> 00:15:05,067
  1232. You know you're not supposed
  1233. to speak directly to him.
  1234.  
  1235. 277
  1236. 00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:07,301
  1237. I didn't. I... He was
  1238. already there when I got there,
  1239.  
  1240. 278
  1241. 00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,639
  1242. and I-I tried
  1243. to tell him it's...
  1244.  
  1245. 279
  1246. 00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:14,078
  1247. Shh.
  1248.  
  1249. 280
  1250. 00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:17,578
  1251. There she is.
  1252.  
  1253. 281
  1254. 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,146
  1255. Connor the Incredible.
  1256.  
  1257. 282
  1258. 00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:21,449
  1259. What a pleasant surprise.
  1260.  
  1261. 283
  1262. 00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:25,319
  1263. Please, stay seated
  1264. with your feet on my desk.
  1265.  
  1266. 284
  1267. 00:15:25,321 --> 00:15:27,789
  1268. It's... actually fine.
  1269.  
  1270. 285
  1271. 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:29,391
  1272. They got to be on the desk.
  1273.  
  1274. 286
  1275. 00:15:29,393 --> 00:15:32,327
  1276. Up top!
  1277.  
  1278. 287
  1279. 00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,497
  1280. Well, what can I do for you?
  1281.  
  1282. 288
  1283. 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,732
  1284. I am bouncing to another firm.
  1285.  
  1286. 289
  1287. 00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,468
  1288. What?
  1289.  
  1290. 290
  1291. 00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,236
  1292. No. No.
  1293.  
  1294. 291
  1295. 00:15:41,238 --> 00:15:43,737
  1296. Connor, you can't jump.
  1297. You're my biggest client.
  1298.  
  1299. 292
  1300. 00:15:43,739 --> 00:15:46,373
  1301. That's why I wanted to give you
  1302. the heads-up in person.
  1303.  
  1304. 293
  1305. 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,175
  1306. Wait a minute.
  1307. Where is this coming from?
  1308.  
  1309. 294
  1310. 00:15:48,177 --> 00:15:52,179
  1311. We just want a fresh voice
  1312. to bring in new tech ideas.
  1313.  
  1314. 295
  1315. 00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:55,583
  1316. Listen, my next product,
  1317. it-it's still in beta testing,
  1318.  
  1319. 296
  1320. 00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:58,386
  1321. but I promise you,
  1322. HomeGirl, it's gonna be big.
  1323.  
  1324. 297
  1325. 00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:00,222
  1326. It's-it's more than
  1327. a virtual assistant.
  1328.  
  1329. 298
  1330. 00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:03,525
  1331. It is a virtual assistant
  1332. if she were your homegirl.
  1333.  
  1334. 299
  1335. 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,260
  1336. It's just not for us.
  1337.  
  1338. 300
  1339. 00:16:05,262 --> 00:16:06,660
  1340. All right.
  1341.  
  1342. 301
  1343. 00:16:06,662 --> 00:16:08,530
  1344. Story time, JoJo.
  1345.  
  1346. 302
  1347. 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,131
  1348. Oh, not again.
  1349.  
  1350. 303
  1351. 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:14,236
  1352. When I was a kid,
  1353. I lived a hard-knock life.
  1354.  
  1355. 304
  1356. 00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:15,670
  1357. - Mm-hmm.
  1358. - Anyway,
  1359.  
  1360. 305
  1361. 00:16:15,672 --> 00:16:17,405
  1362. I started getting into tech,
  1363.  
  1364. 306
  1365. 00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:20,508
  1366. and one day,
  1367. I had to come to my dad
  1368.  
  1369. 307
  1370. 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:24,512
  1371. and ask for a $10 million loan
  1372. to start my company.
  1373.  
  1374. 308
  1375. 00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,314
  1376. And he's like, "What?
  1377.  
  1378. 309
  1379. 00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:28,683
  1380. "When you start a company,
  1381. you don't get ten million.
  1382.  
  1383. 310
  1384. 00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:30,385
  1385. I'll give you five million."
  1386.  
  1387. 311
  1388. 00:16:30,387 --> 00:16:32,920
  1389. - And that hurt.
  1390. - Wow.
  1391.  
  1392. 312
  1393. 00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,555
  1394. 'Cause I was expecting ten.
  1395.  
  1396. 313
  1397. 00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:36,525
  1398. I had budgeted for ten million.
  1399.  
  1400. 314
  1401. 00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:38,293
  1402. Mm.
  1403.  
  1404. 315
  1405. 00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:40,562
  1406. So I go to Grandmother
  1407. and Grandfather.
  1408.  
  1409. 316
  1410. 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,396
  1411. And I'm like,
  1412. "Can you invest more millions
  1413.  
  1414. 317
  1415. 00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:44,232
  1416. of dollars in my company?"
  1417.  
  1418. 318
  1419. 00:16:44,234 --> 00:16:46,668
  1420. My grandfather's like, "Well,
  1421. I don't know what this is."
  1422.  
  1423. 319
  1424. 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,270
  1425. - No.
  1426. - That was hard,
  1427.  
  1428. 320
  1429. 00:16:48,272 --> 00:16:50,405
  1430. but he gave it to me.
  1431. And then, finally,
  1432.  
  1433. 321
  1434. 00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:53,407
  1435. I sell the company
  1436. for $400 million.
  1437.  
  1438. 322
  1439. 00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:55,410
  1440. So, that's my struggle.
  1441.  
  1442. 323
  1443. 00:16:55,412 --> 00:16:57,478
  1444. That's how I came up.
  1445.  
  1446. 324
  1447. 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,646
  1448. I felt that. I do.
  1449.  
  1450. 325
  1451. 00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:00,415
  1452. I mean, you could
  1453. give me a chance
  1454.  
  1455. 326
  1456. 00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,184
  1457. like Grandmother
  1458. and Grandfather gave you,
  1459.  
  1460. 327
  1461. 00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:05,553
  1462. and just... just...
  1463.  
  1464. 328
  1465. 00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:08,356
  1466. take that leap of faith
  1467. and-and-and-and-and-and-and...
  1468.  
  1469. 329
  1470. 00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:09,890
  1471. and-and-and-and-and-and-and...
  1472.  
  1473. 330
  1474. 00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:12,493
  1475. - and... and...
  1476. - Look, JoJo, okay.
  1477.  
  1478. 331
  1479. 00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,930
  1480. I'm meeting with another firm
  1481. to talk about
  1482.  
  1483. 332
  1484. 00:17:14,932 --> 00:17:16,830
  1485. new gaming app ideas on Friday.
  1486.  
  1487. 333
  1488. 00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:19,233
  1489. - I'm sowwy.
  1490. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
  1491.  
  1492. 334
  1493. 00:17:19,235 --> 00:17:21,536
  1494. Connor, please just
  1495. give me a chance
  1496.  
  1497. 335
  1498. 00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,704
  1499. before you make any rash moves.
  1500.  
  1501. 336
  1502. 00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:27,474
  1503. All right, fine.
  1504.  
  1505. 337
  1506. 00:17:27,476 --> 00:17:29,778
  1507. 48 hours. Cool?
  1508.  
  1509. 338
  1510. 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,445
  1511. Yes. I will take it.
  1512.  
  1513. 339
  1514. 00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:32,780
  1515. Thank you.
  1516.  
  1517. 340
  1518. 00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:36,651
  1519. And I promise fresh voices
  1520. coming at you.
  1521.  
  1522. 341
  1523. 00:17:36,653 --> 00:17:38,819
  1524. Also, you...
  1525. do you know you have, like,
  1526.  
  1527. 342
  1528. 00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:41,990
  1529. three dinner napkins
  1530. on your back?
  1531.  
  1532. 343
  1533. 00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:43,992
  1534. I didn't know
  1535. if that was a choice
  1536.  
  1537. 344
  1538. 00:17:43,994 --> 00:17:45,926
  1539. or if you leaned
  1540. on something or...
  1541.  
  1542. 345
  1543. 00:17:45,928 --> 00:17:48,696
  1544. No, it's fashion.
  1545. It's fashion. It's...
  1546.  
  1547. 346
  1548. 00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:51,433
  1549. - Oh. You got one shot, JoJo.
  1550. - It's fashion.
  1551.  
  1552. 347
  1553. 00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:53,234
  1554. Don't blow it.
  1555.  
  1556. 348
  1557. 00:17:53,236 --> 00:17:55,537
  1558. All right, people.
  1559.  
  1560. 349
  1561. 00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:57,405
  1562. Settle down.
  1563.  
  1564. 350
  1565. 00:17:58,609 --> 00:17:59,907
  1566. Oh.
  1567.  
  1568. 351
  1569. 00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:01,443
  1570. Apparently, it's lunch,
  1571.  
  1572. 352
  1573. 00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:04,011
  1574. since Scott wants to eat
  1575. during our meeting.
  1576.  
  1577. 353
  1578. 00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:05,715
  1579. Okay.
  1580.  
  1581. 354
  1582. 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,558
  1583. There you go.
  1584.  
  1585. 355
  1586. 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,359
  1587. Take a bite.
  1588.  
  1589. 356
  1590. 00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:22,597
  1591. We don't have all day, Scott.
  1592.  
  1593. 357
  1594. 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:24,202
  1595. Eat.
  1596.  
  1597. 358
  1598. 00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:31,338
  1599. Yummy.
  1600.  
  1601. 359
  1602. 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,674
  1603. Anybody else hungry?
  1604.  
  1605. 360
  1606. 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,041
  1607. No. I just had salad.
  1608.  
  1609. 361
  1610. 00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,877
  1611. - Mm, I'm fasting.
  1612. - All right.
  1613.  
  1614. 362
  1615. 00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:38,946
  1616. Connor wants a new gaming app,
  1617.  
  1618. 363
  1619. 00:18:38,948 --> 00:18:41,316
  1620. the best thing
  1621. we've ever come up with,
  1622.  
  1623. 364
  1624. 00:18:41,318 --> 00:18:42,916
  1625. and we're gonna give it to him.
  1626.  
  1627. 365
  1628. 00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:45,686
  1629. It needs to be big.
  1630.  
  1631. 366
  1632. 00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:47,688
  1633. - It needs to make noise.
  1634. - But when you say
  1635.  
  1636. 367
  1637. 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,657
  1638. "make noise," do you mean,
  1639. like, literally make noise,
  1640.  
  1641. 368
  1642. 00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:51,792
  1643. like the app makes noise,
  1644. or is it just a...
  1645.  
  1646. 369
  1647. 00:18:51,794 --> 00:18:53,761
  1648. Okay.
  1649.  
  1650. 370
  1651. 00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:55,297
  1652. I-I get it.
  1653.  
  1654. 371
  1655. 00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,931
  1656. I know that face.
  1657.  
  1658. 372
  1659. 00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:59,701
  1660. We've got 48 hours
  1661. to save our asses.
  1662.  
  1663. 373
  1664. 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,636
  1665. So let's go.
  1666.  
  1667. 374
  1668. 00:19:01,638 --> 00:19:03,672
  1669. - Go.
  1670. - Impress me, people.
  1671.  
  1672. 375
  1673. 00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:07,642
  1674. Um, an-an app like, uh, Tinder,
  1675.  
  1676. 376
  1677. 00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:10,979
  1678. uh, but instead of
  1679. matching people for dates,
  1680.  
  1681. 377
  1682. 00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:13,714
  1683. you match with people
  1684. for dating advice,
  1685.  
  1686. 378
  1687. 00:19:13,716 --> 00:19:17,652
  1688. uh, and then analyze
  1689. why all your dates went bad.
  1690.  
  1691. 379
  1692. 00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:21,955
  1693. So, like Tinder but sad.
  1694.  
  1695. 380
  1696. 00:19:21,957 --> 00:19:25,359
  1697. Like how your parents felt
  1698. the day you were born.
  1699.  
  1700. 381
  1701. 00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:27,828
  1702. - Oh. Okay.
  1703. - Next.
  1704.  
  1705. 382
  1706. 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:33,434
  1707. Um, a crossword puzzle app
  1708. for news junkies.
  1709.  
  1710. 383
  1711. 00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:37,905
  1712. So, like a crossword puzzle
  1713. that makes you angry.
  1714.  
  1715. 384
  1716. 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:40,709
  1717. - No...
  1718. - Exactly how I'm feeling
  1719.  
  1720. 385
  1721. 00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:43,444
  1722. right now when you come up...
  1723.  
  1724. 386
  1725. 00:19:43,446 --> 00:19:45,413
  1726. - Ow!
  1727. - ...with those ding-dong,
  1728.  
  1729. 387
  1730. 00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:48,015
  1731. ding-dong, bad ideas!
  1732.  
  1733. 388
  1734. 00:19:48,017 --> 00:19:50,018
  1735. I think I have
  1736. a pretty interesting idea.
  1737.  
  1738. 389
  1739. 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,686
  1740. What? You do, April?
  1741.  
  1742. 390
  1743. 00:19:52,688 --> 00:19:54,489
  1744. I don't even sound like that.
  1745.  
  1746. 391
  1747. 00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:56,790
  1748. What's going on?
  1749.  
  1750. 392
  1751. 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,394
  1752. - Nothing.
  1753. - What?
  1754.  
  1755. 393
  1756. 00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:00,627
  1757. I didn't say anything.
  1758.  
  1759. 394
  1760. 00:20:00,629 --> 00:20:02,129
  1761. Somebody said something.
  1762.  
  1763. 395
  1764. 00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:05,399
  1765. Uh, y'all...
  1766. y'all need to be quiet.
  1767.  
  1768. 396
  1769. 00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:07,836
  1770. - We having a meeting up here about important stuff.
  1771. - Shh.
  1772.  
  1773. 397
  1774. 00:20:07,838 --> 00:20:09,370
  1775. Sorry about that.
  1776.  
  1777. 398
  1778. 00:20:09,372 --> 00:20:12,072
  1779. So, you have nothing?
  1780. You have nothing?
  1781.  
  1782. 399
  1783. 00:20:12,074 --> 00:20:13,942
  1784. Wow.
  1785.  
  1786. 400
  1787. 00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:15,143
  1788. Nothing.
  1789.  
  1790. 401
  1791. 00:20:15,145 --> 00:20:16,845
  1792. She didn't say anything.
  1793.  
  1794. 402
  1795. 00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:18,680
  1796. He thought he heard something.
  1797.  
  1798. 403
  1799. 00:20:18,682 --> 00:20:20,915
  1800. Y'all ain't said nothing.
  1801.  
  1802. 404
  1803. 00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:24,418
  1804. Connor is out the door
  1805. unless we crack this.
  1806.  
  1807. 405
  1808. 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,521
  1809. And in case I wasn't clear,
  1810.  
  1811. 406
  1812. 00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:29,327
  1813. if Connor is out the door,
  1814. all of you are out.
  1815.  
  1816. 407
  1817. 00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:31,893
  1818. Bye-bye, health care.
  1819.  
  1820. 408
  1821. 00:20:31,895 --> 00:20:34,095
  1822. Which you know you need.
  1823.  
  1824. 409
  1825. 00:20:34,097 --> 00:20:36,164
  1826. Bye-bye, Ping-Pong table.
  1827.  
  1828. 410
  1829. 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,068
  1830. Bye-bye, ergonomic chair,
  1831.  
  1832. 411
  1833. 00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:41,569
  1834. - which...
  1835. - Sorry. Dang.
  1836.  
  1837. 412
  1838. 00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:50,078
  1839. You better stop
  1840. quivering that lip.
  1841.  
  1842. 413
  1843. 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,780
  1844. - You better not cry.
  1845. - Stop, girl.
  1846.  
  1847. 414
  1848. 00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:54,018
  1849. - Stop crying.
  1850. - This isn't about you, Melissa.
  1851.  
  1852. 415
  1853. 00:20:57,052 --> 00:20:59,090
  1854. Are there no more ideas?
  1855.  
  1856. 416
  1857. 00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:03,524
  1858. Fine.
  1859.  
  1860. 417
  1861. 00:21:03,526 --> 00:21:08,061
  1862. Once again, I will have to
  1863. figure it out myself.
  1864.  
  1865. 418
  1866. 00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:09,931
  1867. Go. Go!
  1868.  
  1869. 419
  1870. 00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:13,537
  1871. I can't look at you anymore.
  1872.  
  1873. 420
  1874. 00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:17,875
  1875. I have an idea for a new app?
  1876.  
  1877. 421
  1878. 00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:21,675
  1879. Are you asking me
  1880. or telling me?
  1881.  
  1882. 422
  1883. 00:21:21,677 --> 00:21:23,177
  1884. I'm telling you.
  1885.  
  1886. 423
  1887. 00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:26,447
  1888. I'm telling you that I have
  1889. an idea for a new app.
  1890.  
  1891. 424
  1892. 00:21:26,449 --> 00:21:28,148
  1893. It's called DiscoverEyes,
  1894. and I...
  1895.  
  1896. 425
  1897. 00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:31,019
  1898. No. I don't take pitches
  1899. from assistants.
  1900.  
  1901. 426
  1902. 00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:32,623
  1903. It's just...
  1904.  
  1905. 427
  1906. 00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:35,723
  1907. I've been here for three years,
  1908.  
  1909. 428
  1910. 00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:37,559
  1911. and you promised
  1912. room for growth and...
  1913.  
  1914. 429
  1915. 00:21:37,561 --> 00:21:39,059
  1916. So I owe you a promotion?
  1917.  
  1918. 430
  1919. 00:21:39,061 --> 00:21:40,828
  1920. No, no, no.
  1921. That's not what I'm saying.
  1922.  
  1923. 431
  1924. 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,097
  1925. I... I know this is
  1926. a terrible time,
  1927.  
  1928. 432
  1929. 00:21:43,099 --> 00:21:45,466
  1930. but I-I really think
  1931. I could help this company
  1932.  
  1933. 433
  1934. 00:21:45,468 --> 00:21:47,734
  1935. if you just gave me
  1936. a chance like...
  1937.  
  1938. 434
  1939. 00:21:47,736 --> 00:21:49,136
  1940. someone gave you a chance.
  1941.  
  1942. 435
  1943. 00:21:49,138 --> 00:21:51,606
  1944. Let me explain something
  1945. to you, Miss April.
  1946.  
  1947. 436
  1948. 00:21:51,608 --> 00:21:53,140
  1949. Nobody gave me anything.
  1950.  
  1951. 437
  1952. 00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:55,844
  1953. I saw an opportunity,
  1954. I took it, and I ran with it.
  1955.  
  1956. 438
  1957. 00:21:55,846 --> 00:21:57,979
  1958. And you know what?
  1959. I'm still running.
  1960.  
  1961. 439
  1962. 00:21:57,981 --> 00:22:00,048
  1963. Every single day.
  1964.  
  1965. 440
  1966. 00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,750
  1967. You know how many times
  1968. I had to pitch my first idea
  1969.  
  1970. 441
  1971. 00:22:02,752 --> 00:22:05,118
  1972. before I sold it?
  1973. Seventeen.
  1974.  
  1975. 442
  1976. 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,923
  1977. And I sure as hell
  1978. didn't take no for an answer.
  1979.  
  1980. 443
  1981. 00:22:08,925 --> 00:22:11,928
  1982. - Wait, so does that mean you'll hear my pitch?
  1983. - No.
  1984.  
  1985. 444
  1986. 00:22:14,531 --> 00:22:17,565
  1987. You know what it is?
  1988. I'm a taker.
  1989.  
  1990. 445
  1991. 00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:18,933
  1992. You're not.
  1993.  
  1994. 446
  1995. 00:22:18,935 --> 00:22:20,934
  1996. So just concentrate
  1997. on being my assistant
  1998.  
  1999. 447
  2000. 00:22:20,936 --> 00:22:23,104
  2001. and try being good
  2002. at that first.
  2003.  
  2004. 448
  2005. 00:22:23,106 --> 00:22:25,173
  2006. You can't talk
  2007. to April that way.
  2008.  
  2009. 449
  2010. 00:22:25,175 --> 00:22:27,541
  2011. Who let the fire hazard
  2012. in here?
  2013.  
  2014. 450
  2015. 00:22:27,543 --> 00:22:29,210
  2016. She's just making deliveries.
  2017.  
  2018. 451
  2019. 00:22:29,212 --> 00:22:30,712
  2020. Come on, Stevie, let's go.
  2021.  
  2022. 452
  2023. 00:22:30,714 --> 00:22:32,513
  2024. Were you always this way?
  2025.  
  2026. 453
  2027. 00:22:32,515 --> 00:22:35,250
  2028. - Was I always what way?
  2029. - Mean.
  2030.  
  2031. 454
  2032. 00:22:35,252 --> 00:22:38,586
  2033. No. Actually, I used to be just
  2034. like you when I was little.
  2035.  
  2036. 455
  2037. 00:22:38,588 --> 00:22:41,021
  2038. And you know what?
  2039. People treated me like crap.
  2040.  
  2041. 456
  2042. 00:22:41,023 --> 00:22:42,290
  2043. Then what happened?
  2044.  
  2045. 457
  2046. 00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:45,193
  2047. I got big, and I got rich.
  2048.  
  2049. 458
  2050. 00:22:45,195 --> 00:22:47,729
  2051. So, now who gonna
  2052. check me, boo?
  2053.  
  2054. 459
  2055. 00:22:47,731 --> 00:22:49,897
  2056. Well... well...
  2057.  
  2058. 460
  2059. 00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:52,599
  2060. "Well... well..."
  2061.  
  2062. 461
  2063. 00:22:52,601 --> 00:22:54,935
  2064. Well, you ain't ready to play
  2065. with the grown-ups,
  2066.  
  2067. 462
  2068. 00:22:54,937 --> 00:22:57,204
  2069. so go ahead
  2070. with your little self.
  2071.  
  2072. 463
  2073. 00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:59,273
  2074. I wish you were my age.
  2075.  
  2076. 464
  2077. 00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:01,576
  2078. Then I'd check you.
  2079.  
  2080. 465
  2081. 00:23:01,578 --> 00:23:04,846
  2082. Everybody who you're awful to
  2083. would check you, too, boo.
  2084.  
  2085. 466
  2086. 00:23:04,848 --> 00:23:07,784
  2087. Well, I wish your little
  2088. cartoon dog would bite you.
  2089.  
  2090. 467
  2091. 00:23:09,985 --> 00:23:14,688
  2092. I wish you were little.
  2093.  
  2094. 468
  2095. 00:23:22,698 --> 00:23:24,033
  2096. What was that?
  2097.  
  2098. 469
  2099. 00:23:25,135 --> 00:23:26,233
  2100. What was what?
  2101.  
  2102. 470
  2103. 00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:28,235
  2104. What was...?
  2105.  
  2106. 471
  2107. 00:23:28,237 --> 00:23:30,203
  2108. Get out. Get out.
  2109.  
  2110. 472
  2111. 00:23:30,205 --> 00:23:33,907
  2112. Get that little
  2113. chocolate Hogwart out!
  2114.  
  2115. 473
  2116. 00:23:33,909 --> 00:23:35,876
  2117. Are you okay?
  2118. 'Cause you don't look so good.
  2119.  
  2120. 474
  2121. 00:23:35,878 --> 00:23:37,947
  2122. No, you don't look good.
  2123.  
  2124. 475
  2125. 00:23:39,715 --> 00:23:41,651
  2126. No, you don't look good.
  2127.  
  2128. 476
  2129. 00:23:43,352 --> 00:23:45,720
  2130. That's what happens
  2131. when people don't eat carbs.
  2132.  
  2133. 477
  2134. 00:23:45,722 --> 00:23:47,722
  2135. They start seeing Satan.
  2136.  
  2137. 478
  2138. 00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:48,956
  2139. Move!
  2140.  
  2141. 479
  2142. 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:50,290
  2143. - Go back to work!
  2144. - Yep.
  2145.  
  2146. 480
  2147. 00:23:50,292 --> 00:23:53,261
  2148. Work! Work!
  2149.  
  2150. 481
  2151. 00:24:03,305 --> 00:24:04,938
  2152. Morning inspiration.
  2153.  
  2154. 482
  2155. 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:08,142
  2156. It is better to have money
  2157. and be brokenhearted
  2158.  
  2159. 483
  2160. 00:24:08,144 --> 00:24:10,144
  2161. than be broke
  2162. and brokenhearted.
  2163.  
  2164. 484
  2165. 00:24:10,146 --> 00:24:12,981
  2166. Let's wake up
  2167. and get this money.
  2168.  
  2169. 485
  2170. 00:24:16,285 --> 00:24:19,122
  2171. Come on.
  2172.  
  2173. 486
  2174. 00:24:24,828 --> 00:24:26,997
  2175. I need coffee.
  2176.  
  2177. 487
  2178. 00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:32,232
  2179. I told you watch it.
  2180.  
  2181. 488
  2182. 00:24:35,772 --> 00:24:38,172
  2183. I swear to God,
  2184.  
  2185. 489
  2186. 00:24:38,174 --> 00:24:42,109
  2187. when I see you again,
  2188. I will whup your butt!
  2189.  
  2190. 490
  2191. 00:24:42,111 --> 00:24:43,810
  2192. I'm not the one.
  2193.  
  2194. 491
  2195. 00:24:43,812 --> 00:24:45,748
  2196. - What was that about?
  2197. - Beats me.
  2198.  
  2199. 492
  2200. 00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:49,751
  2201. The usual.
  2202.  
  2203. 493
  2204. 00:24:49,753 --> 00:24:51,284
  2205. What's your usual?
  2206.  
  2207. 494
  2208. 00:24:51,286 --> 00:24:53,623
  2209. You playing with me, right?
  2210.  
  2211. 495
  2212. 00:24:57,226 --> 00:24:58,425
  2213. Here.
  2214.  
  2215. 496
  2216. 00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:00,196
  2217. Does that help you remember?
  2218.  
  2219. 497
  2220. 00:25:01,731 --> 00:25:03,196
  2221. Triple espresso with foam!
  2222.  
  2223. 498
  2224. 00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:06,099
  2225. You know, too much caffeine
  2226. stunts your growth.
  2227.  
  2228. 499
  2229. 00:25:06,101 --> 00:25:07,801
  2230. First of all, shut up.
  2231.  
  2232. 500
  2233. 00:25:07,803 --> 00:25:10,905
  2234. And second of all,
  2235. does all this body
  2236.  
  2237. 501
  2238. 00:25:10,907 --> 00:25:12,740
  2239. look like my growth
  2240. has been stunted?
  2241.  
  2242. 502
  2243. 00:25:12,742 --> 00:25:14,107
  2244. Depends.
  2245. How old are you?
  2246.  
  2247. 503
  2248. 00:25:14,109 --> 00:25:15,676
  2249. Thirty-eight.
  2250.  
  2251. 504
  2252. 00:25:15,678 --> 00:25:17,878
  2253. Well, then yes. Yes, it does.
  2254.  
  2255. 505
  2256. 00:25:24,721 --> 00:25:26,290
  2257. What the...?
  2258.  
  2259. 506
  2260. 00:25:29,192 --> 00:25:31,059
  2261. Oh, my God.
  2262.  
  2263. 507
  2264. 00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:33,163
  2265. I need to go to the hospital.
  2266.  
  2267. 508
  2268. 00:25:45,742 --> 00:25:47,274
  2269. Security!
  2270.  
  2271. 509
  2272. 00:25:47,276 --> 00:25:48,809
  2273. Homeless kid
  2274. is trying to carjack!
  2275.  
  2276. 510
  2277. 00:25:48,811 --> 00:25:49,944
  2278. Who's missing a bag?
  2279.  
  2280. 511
  2281. 00:25:49,946 --> 00:25:52,213
  2282. No! Back off!
  2283.  
  2284. 512
  2285. 00:25:52,215 --> 00:25:53,780
  2286. No one is touching this bag!
  2287.  
  2288. 513
  2289. 00:25:55,784 --> 00:25:58,219
  2290. Step away from the car.
  2291.  
  2292. 514
  2293. 00:25:58,221 --> 00:26:00,053
  2294. It's me, Jordan.
  2295. This is my car.
  2296.  
  2297. 515
  2298. 00:26:00,055 --> 00:26:01,822
  2299. I'm not losing my job
  2300. over this!
  2301.  
  2302. 516
  2303. 00:26:06,463 --> 00:26:08,298
  2304. Ha!
  2305.  
  2306. 517
  2307. 00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:20,907
  2308. Hey, little girl.
  2309.  
  2310. 518
  2311. 00:26:20,909 --> 00:26:22,309
  2312. Who are your parents?
  2313.  
  2314. 519
  2315. 00:26:22,311 --> 00:26:25,146
  2316. Um, Jordan Sanders is my mom.
  2317.  
  2318. 520
  2319. 00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:28,449
  2320. Uh-uh.
  2321. Jordan doesn't have a child.
  2322.  
  2323. 521
  2324. 00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:30,518
  2325. Well, she keeps me hidden.
  2326.  
  2327. 522
  2328. 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,887
  2329. Just, please don't tell anyone
  2330. you saw me.
  2331.  
  2332. 523
  2333. 00:26:33,889 --> 00:26:35,388
  2334. You poor child.
  2335. That woman is even
  2336.  
  2337. 524
  2338. 00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:36,793
  2339. more horrible than I thought.
  2340.  
  2341. 525
  2342. 00:26:38,328 --> 00:26:40,328
  2343. She is not horrible.
  2344.  
  2345. 526
  2346. 00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:42,329
  2347. She just has
  2348. a very demanding lifestyle
  2349.  
  2350. 527
  2351. 00:26:42,331 --> 00:26:45,168
  2352. that might be giving her
  2353. a nervous breakdown.
  2354.  
  2355. 528
  2356. 00:26:46,535 --> 00:26:48,034
  2357. Hello?
  2358.  
  2359. 529
  2360. 00:26:48,036 --> 00:26:49,872
  2361. Hello, Child Services?
  2362.  
  2363. 530
  2364. 00:26:51,975 --> 00:26:53,941
  2365. Stop.
  2366.  
  2367. 531
  2368. 00:26:53,943 --> 00:26:55,809
  2369. Stop talking like that.
  2370.  
  2371. 532
  2372. 00:26:55,811 --> 00:26:58,482
  2373. How do you know
  2374. what I'm gonna s...
  2375.  
  2376. 533
  2377. 00:27:01,784 --> 00:27:03,416
  2378. ...say?
  2379.  
  2380. 534
  2381. 00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:09,089
  2382. Where are my natural
  2383. teardrop boobs?
  2384.  
  2385. 535
  2386. 00:27:09,091 --> 00:27:12,159
  2387. I paid 15 Gs for those things.
  2388.  
  2389. 536
  2390. 00:27:12,161 --> 00:27:14,797
  2391. Why?! Why did you change?!
  2392.  
  2393. 537
  2394. 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,869
  2395. This can't be happening.
  2396.  
  2397. 538
  2398. 00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:50,000
  2399. Okay.
  2400.  
  2401. 539
  2402. 00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:10,417
  2403. No.
  2404.  
  2405. 540
  2406. 00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:12,121
  2407. Not this girl.
  2408.  
  2409. 541
  2410. 00:28:13,857 --> 00:28:15,857
  2411. Jordan, it's me.
  2412.  
  2413. 542
  2414. 00:28:17,961 --> 00:28:20,830
  2415. I got all 15 of your messages.
  2416.  
  2417. 543
  2418. 00:28:26,235 --> 00:28:28,168
  2419. Oh, aren't you cute.
  2420.  
  2421. 544
  2422. 00:28:28,170 --> 00:28:30,003
  2423. Are you related to Jordan?
  2424.  
  2425. 545
  2426. 00:28:30,005 --> 00:28:31,941
  2427. So you see her, too?
  2428.  
  2429. 546
  2430. 00:28:33,642 --> 00:28:35,509
  2431. See who?
  2432.  
  2433. 547
  2434. 00:28:35,511 --> 00:28:36,446
  2435. The little girl.
  2436.  
  2437. 548
  2438. 00:28:38,214 --> 00:28:40,213
  2439. Where's Jordan?
  2440.  
  2441. 549
  2442. 00:28:40,215 --> 00:28:42,148
  2443. Jordan?
  2444.  
  2445. 550
  2446. 00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:43,821
  2447. Do you really want to know?
  2448.  
  2449. 551
  2450. 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,319
  2451. Yeah.
  2452.  
  2453. 552
  2454. 00:28:46,321 --> 00:28:48,958
  2455. She's inside me.
  2456.  
  2457. 553
  2458. 00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:52,092
  2459. So you ate her?
  2460.  
  2461. 554
  2462. 00:28:52,094 --> 00:28:54,395
  2463. Is that what happened?
  2464.  
  2465. 555
  2466. 00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:56,963
  2467. Did you cook her
  2468. in your little Easy-Bake Oven?
  2469.  
  2470. 556
  2471. 00:28:58,368 --> 00:29:00,303
  2472. Jordan, hey, I'm here.
  2473.  
  2474. 557
  2475. 00:29:01,436 --> 00:29:03,236
  2476. Where are you?
  2477.  
  2478. 558
  2479. 00:29:03,238 --> 00:29:05,505
  2480. I got your dry cleaning.
  2481.  
  2482. 559
  2483. 00:29:07,176 --> 00:29:09,079
  2484. Did not pay me to babysit.
  2485.  
  2486. 560
  2487. 00:29:10,312 --> 00:29:12,114
  2488. I'm just gonna call her.
  2489.  
  2490. 561
  2491. 00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:21,489
  2492. She would never give her phone
  2493. to a child.
  2494.  
  2495. 562
  2496. 00:29:21,491 --> 00:29:24,024
  2497. Got that right.
  2498.  
  2499. 563
  2500. 00:29:24,026 --> 00:29:27,060
  2501. I don't know what you did
  2502. or how you did it,
  2503.  
  2504. 564
  2505. 00:29:27,062 --> 00:29:28,695
  2506. but you did something
  2507. to Jordan,
  2508.  
  2509. 565
  2510. 00:29:28,697 --> 00:29:31,197
  2511. you crazy little Chucky doll.
  2512. I'm calling the cops.
  2513.  
  2514. 566
  2515. 00:29:31,199 --> 00:29:33,300
  2516. Um, you had
  2517. a strawberry doughnut stain
  2518.  
  2519. 567
  2520. 00:29:33,302 --> 00:29:35,036
  2521. on your shirt yesterday.
  2522.  
  2523. 568
  2524. 00:29:35,038 --> 00:29:37,003
  2525. What the hell?
  2526.  
  2527. 569
  2528. 00:29:37,005 --> 00:29:39,540
  2529. One night, we were
  2530. brainstorming a dating app,
  2531.  
  2532. 570
  2533. 00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,375
  2534. and you were telling me
  2535. the lamest story
  2536.  
  2537. 571
  2538. 00:29:41,377 --> 00:29:42,976
  2539. about how you lost
  2540. your virginity
  2541.  
  2542. 572
  2543. 00:29:42,978 --> 00:29:45,078
  2544. in the back of your mom's
  2545. Dodge Ram van.
  2546.  
  2547. 573
  2548. 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,013
  2549. But you told
  2550. your college sweetheart
  2551.  
  2552. 574
  2553. 00:29:47,015 --> 00:29:48,482
  2554. that he was your first.
  2555.  
  2556. 575
  2557. 00:29:48,484 --> 00:29:51,053
  2558. You lying thot.
  2559.  
  2560. 576
  2561. 00:29:52,421 --> 00:29:54,924
  2562. What in the black Jesus?
  2563.  
  2564. 577
  2565. 00:29:59,195 --> 00:30:02,329
  2566. This doesn't make any sense.
  2567.  
  2568. 578
  2569. 00:30:02,331 --> 00:30:04,065
  2570. You went to bed grown,
  2571. and then you woke up...
  2572.  
  2573. 579
  2574. 00:30:04,067 --> 00:30:05,232
  2575. Little.
  2576.  
  2577. 580
  2578. 00:30:05,234 --> 00:30:06,733
  2579. But that's for white people.
  2580.  
  2581. 581
  2582. 00:30:06,735 --> 00:30:08,336
  2583. 'Cause black people
  2584. don't have the time.
  2585.  
  2586. 582
  2587. 00:30:08,338 --> 00:30:10,604
  2588. - I know!
  2589. - What happened?
  2590.  
  2591. 583
  2592. 00:30:10,606 --> 00:30:12,339
  2593. I can't even think of what
  2594. could possibly have happened.
  2595.  
  2596. 584
  2597. 00:30:12,341 --> 00:30:14,508
  2598. No, no, no, no, no, no.
  2599. I mean...
  2600.  
  2601. 585
  2602. 00:30:14,510 --> 00:30:17,278
  2603. how did you go
  2604. from this to this?
  2605.  
  2606. 586
  2607. 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,315
  2608. That's...
  2609.  
  2610. 587
  2611. 00:30:20,515 --> 00:30:22,282
  2612. I have never seen
  2613. a better glow-up.
  2614.  
  2615. 588
  2616. 00:30:22,284 --> 00:30:25,386
  2617. April, can you help me
  2618. and figure this out?
  2619.  
  2620. 589
  2621. 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:26,686
  2622. No, you're right.
  2623.  
  2624. 590
  2625. 00:30:26,688 --> 00:30:28,289
  2626. I'm... sorry.
  2627.  
  2628. 591
  2629. 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,523
  2630. Let me just focus.
  2631.  
  2632. 592
  2633. 00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:32,461
  2634. Think.
  2635.  
  2636. 593
  2637. 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,430
  2638. - I got it.
  2639. - What?
  2640.  
  2641. 594
  2642. 00:30:36,432 --> 00:30:38,199
  2643. Gucci Mane.
  2644.  
  2645. 595
  2646. 00:30:38,201 --> 00:30:40,033
  2647. He's had a better glow-up
  2648. than you.
  2649.  
  2650. 596
  2651. 00:30:40,035 --> 00:30:42,669
  2652. I mean, he's happy,
  2653. he's healthy, got a six-pack.
  2654.  
  2655. 597
  2656. 00:30:42,671 --> 00:30:44,171
  2657. He has a really nice smile,
  2658.  
  2659. 598
  2660. 00:30:44,173 --> 00:30:45,705
  2661. and I don't know
  2662. if those are veneers,
  2663.  
  2664. 599
  2665. 00:30:45,707 --> 00:30:47,640
  2666. - but people say we smile alike...
  2667. - April!
  2668.  
  2669. 600
  2670. 00:30:47,642 --> 00:30:49,645
  2671. Can you help me?
  2672.  
  2673. 601
  2674. 00:30:51,147 --> 00:30:53,513
  2675. Mm-mm.
  2676. I don't like that.
  2677.  
  2678. 602
  2679. 00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:57,283
  2680. - What?
  2681. - I like kids to have old-school manners, so...
  2682.  
  2683. 603
  2684. 00:30:57,285 --> 00:31:00,186
  2685. I'm not a child.
  2686.  
  2687. 604
  2688. 00:31:00,188 --> 00:31:02,391
  2689. - Mm...
  2690. - Okay.
  2691.  
  2692. 605
  2693. 00:31:08,097 --> 00:31:10,032
  2694. Please help me.
  2695.  
  2696. 606
  2697. 00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:14,167
  2698. "Please help me...
  2699.  
  2700. 607
  2701. 00:31:14,169 --> 00:31:16,169
  2702. Miss April, ma'am."
  2703.  
  2704. 608
  2705. 00:31:16,171 --> 00:31:17,704
  2706. Are you kidding me?
  2707.  
  2708. 609
  2709. 00:31:17,706 --> 00:31:19,272
  2710. No.
  2711.  
  2712. 610
  2713. 00:31:20,743 --> 00:31:23,778
  2714. Please help me...
  2715.  
  2716. 611
  2717. 00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,682
  2718. Miss April, ma'am.
  2719.  
  2720. 612
  2721. 00:31:27,183 --> 00:31:30,251
  2722. Okay, child.
  2723.  
  2724. 613
  2725. 00:31:30,253 --> 00:31:33,421
  2726. Okay, um, well,
  2727. try Benjamin Button syndrome.
  2728.  
  2729. 614
  2730. 00:31:33,423 --> 00:31:35,222
  2731. No.
  2732. That's when you're born old,
  2733.  
  2734. 615
  2735. 00:31:35,224 --> 00:31:37,590
  2736. and then you age backwards
  2737. until you're a baby again.
  2738.  
  2739. 616
  2740. 00:31:37,592 --> 00:31:39,326
  2741. Oh, well, my bad.
  2742.  
  2743. 617
  2744. 00:31:39,328 --> 00:31:41,595
  2745. I must have gotten my
  2746. magical body curses mixed up!
  2747.  
  2748. 618
  2749. 00:31:46,468 --> 00:31:48,101
  2750. Wait a minute.
  2751.  
  2752. 619
  2753. 00:31:48,103 --> 00:31:49,770
  2754. - What?
  2755. - That's it.
  2756.  
  2757. 620
  2758. 00:31:49,772 --> 00:31:52,106
  2759. That girl.
  2760.  
  2761. 621
  2762. 00:31:52,108 --> 00:31:54,642
  2763. The fire hazard
  2764. from the doughnut truck.
  2765.  
  2766. 622
  2767. 00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:58,279
  2768. She was waving that dumb wand
  2769. and wished I was little!
  2770.  
  2771. 623
  2772. 00:31:58,281 --> 00:32:00,114
  2773. Yeah, wishes don't come true.
  2774.  
  2775. 624
  2776. 00:32:00,116 --> 00:32:02,116
  2777. 'Cause if they did,
  2778. I'd be on maternity leave
  2779.  
  2780. 625
  2781. 00:32:02,118 --> 00:32:04,217
  2782. with Michael B. Jordan's baby by now.
  2783.  
  2784. 626
  2785. 00:32:04,219 --> 00:32:06,353
  2786. Okay. So you're gonna go
  2787. to the office,
  2788.  
  2789. 627
  2790. 00:32:06,355 --> 00:32:09,690
  2791. stop by the truck, kidnap her
  2792. and bring her back to me, okay?
  2793.  
  2794. 628
  2795. 00:32:09,692 --> 00:32:11,325
  2796. I have some duct tape.
  2797.  
  2798. 629
  2799. 00:32:11,327 --> 00:32:13,394
  2800. We'll just starve her
  2801. until she reverses this.
  2802.  
  2803. 630
  2804. 00:32:13,396 --> 00:32:14,728
  2805. Yeah.
  2806.  
  2807. 631
  2808. 00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:17,130
  2809. Okay, or we could just ask her
  2810.  
  2811. 632
  2812. 00:32:17,132 --> 00:32:19,532
  2813. to use her toy wand
  2814. to make another wish,
  2815.  
  2816. 633
  2817. 00:32:19,534 --> 00:32:21,601
  2818. 'cause that's way less
  2819. felony-ish.
  2820.  
  2821. 634
  2822. 00:32:21,603 --> 00:32:23,703
  2823. Just...
  2824.  
  2825. 635
  2826. 00:32:23,705 --> 00:32:25,205
  2827. - What are you doing?
  2828. - What?
  2829.  
  2830. 636
  2831. 00:32:25,207 --> 00:32:27,140
  2832. I need a glass of rosé.
  2833.  
  2834. 637
  2835. 00:32:27,142 --> 00:32:29,143
  2836. It's too early
  2837. for tequila shots.
  2838.  
  2839. 638
  2840. 00:32:29,145 --> 00:32:30,511
  2841. You're too young to drink.
  2842.  
  2843. 639
  2844. 00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:33,449
  2845. Relax. Just a couple of sips
  2846. to take the edge off.
  2847.  
  2848. 640
  2849. 00:32:36,218 --> 00:32:38,219
  2850. "Female...
  2851.  
  2852. 641
  2853. 00:32:38,221 --> 00:32:41,588
  2854. Gary Coleman disease."
  2855.  
  2856. 642
  2857. 00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,523
  2858. He died?
  2859.  
  2860. 643
  2861. 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,430
  2862. Nosy neighbor.
  2863.  
  2864. 644
  2865. 00:32:49,432 --> 00:32:51,898
  2866. Swear to God,
  2867. you're gonna learn today.
  2868.  
  2869. 645
  2870. 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,701
  2871. What?!
  2872.  
  2873. 646
  2874. 00:32:53,703 --> 00:32:55,336
  2875. Child Protective Services.
  2876.  
  2877. 647
  2878. 00:32:55,338 --> 00:32:57,206
  2879. Are your parents
  2880. or legal guardians home?
  2881.  
  2882. 648
  2883. 00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,907
  2884. Oh, um...
  2885.  
  2886. 649
  2887. 00:33:00,909 --> 00:33:02,842
  2888. April!
  2889.  
  2890. 650
  2891. 00:33:02,844 --> 00:33:04,547
  2892. Sorry.
  2893.  
  2894. 651
  2895. 00:33:09,151 --> 00:33:12,153
  2896. What you got there?
  2897. Nice rosé?
  2898.  
  2899. 652
  2900. 00:33:12,155 --> 00:33:14,555
  2901. So, who's in charge?
  2902.  
  2903. 653
  2904. 00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:15,623
  2905. Me.
  2906.  
  2907. 654
  2908. 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:18,559
  2909. I have that, uh, Jordan Sanders
  2910.  
  2911. 655
  2912. 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,426
  2913. is listed as the owner
  2914. of this apartment.
  2915.  
  2916. 656
  2917. 00:33:20,428 --> 00:33:22,663
  2918. Correct. Paid in full.
  2919.  
  2920. 657
  2921. 00:33:22,665 --> 00:33:24,365
  2922. Okurrr?
  2923.  
  2924. 658
  2925. 00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:25,801
  2926. You told me your name
  2927. is Jordan Sanders.
  2928.  
  2929. 659
  2930. 00:33:27,436 --> 00:33:28,836
  2931. I did.
  2932.  
  2933. 660
  2934. 00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:32,572
  2935. Well, the, um...
  2936. the other Jordan, the owner,
  2937.  
  2938. 661
  2939. 00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:35,175
  2940. he's, uh, my brother.
  2941.  
  2942. 662
  2943. 00:33:35,177 --> 00:33:37,243
  2944. Yeah. My-my dad.
  2945.  
  2946. 663
  2947. 00:33:37,245 --> 00:33:38,646
  2948. I'm a junior.
  2949.  
  2950. 664
  2951. 00:33:38,648 --> 00:33:40,915
  2952. Yeah, 'cause women
  2953. can be juniors, too.
  2954.  
  2955. 665
  2956. 00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:42,816
  2957. And where is your father now?
  2958.  
  2959. 666
  2960. 00:33:42,818 --> 00:33:44,350
  2961. Mm.
  2962.  
  2963. 667
  2964. 00:33:44,352 --> 00:33:46,252
  2965. My, um, father.
  2966.  
  2967. 668
  2968. 00:33:46,254 --> 00:33:47,655
  2969. That is a good question.
  2970.  
  2971. 669
  2972. 00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:49,557
  2973. - Auntie?
  2974. - Mm-hmm.
  2975.  
  2976. 670
  2977. 00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:51,692
  2978. Where's Daddy?
  2979.  
  2980. 671
  2981. 00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:55,930
  2982. You know exactly where he is.
  2983.  
  2984. 672
  2985. 00:33:55,932 --> 00:33:58,331
  2986. - Um...
  2987. - He's, um...
  2988.  
  2989. 673
  2990. 00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:00,701
  2991. - overseas.
  2992. - Space.
  2993.  
  2994. 674
  2995. 00:34:00,703 --> 00:34:04,204
  2996. - Uh, in a space overseas.
  2997. - Mm-hmm.
  2998.  
  2999. 675
  3000. 00:34:04,206 --> 00:34:05,638
  3001. Space Force.
  3002.  
  3003. 676
  3004. 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,875
  3005. Got it.
  3006. And your mother is where?
  3007.  
  3008. 677
  3009. 00:34:07,877 --> 00:34:08,845
  3010. She's a crackhead.
  3011.  
  3012. 678
  3013. 00:34:10,279 --> 00:34:12,346
  3014. Yeah, Jordan is a crack baby.
  3015.  
  3016. 679
  3017. 00:34:12,348 --> 00:34:13,980
  3018. It's so sad.
  3019.  
  3020. 680
  3021. 00:34:13,982 --> 00:34:16,817
  3022. That's why she's so hyper
  3023. all the time.
  3024.  
  3025. 681
  3026. 00:34:16,819 --> 00:34:18,755
  3027. Oh, yeah.
  3028.  
  3029. 682
  3030. 00:34:20,956 --> 00:34:22,723
  3031. Yeah, okay,
  3032. let me just document this.
  3033.  
  3034. 683
  3035. 00:34:22,725 --> 00:34:25,992
  3036. Aunt and crack baby.
  3037.  
  3038. 684
  3039. 00:34:25,994 --> 00:34:28,661
  3040. No, no, no, but this-this is,
  3041. this is just temporary,
  3042.  
  3043. 685
  3044. 00:34:28,663 --> 00:34:31,599
  3045. because she's going back
  3046. to her dad soon.
  3047.  
  3048. 686
  3049. 00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:33,300
  3050. Mm-hmm. Very soon.
  3051.  
  3052. 687
  3053. 00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:35,272
  3054. - Back where?
  3055. - Home.
  3056.  
  3057. 688
  3058. 00:34:36,973 --> 00:34:39,676
  3059. In Hawaii with my brother.
  3060.  
  3061. 689
  3062. 00:34:42,411 --> 00:34:44,214
  3063. That's President Barack Obama.
  3064.  
  3065. 690
  3066. 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,382
  3067. Hmm.
  3068. No, that's... my brother.
  3069.  
  3070. 691
  3071. 00:34:49,384 --> 00:34:52,719
  3072. Like, do they just
  3073. think we all look alike?
  3074.  
  3075. 692
  3076. 00:34:52,721 --> 00:34:55,655
  3077. Same dog and everything.
  3078. Okay, uh, and could you please
  3079.  
  3080. 693
  3081. 00:34:55,657 --> 00:34:57,391
  3082. tell me why you aren't
  3083. in school today?
  3084.  
  3085. 694
  3086. 00:34:57,393 --> 00:34:59,592
  3087. - Hmm?
  3088. - School?
  3089.  
  3090. 695
  3091. 00:34:59,594 --> 00:35:00,960
  3092. Girl, bye.
  3093.  
  3094. 696
  3095. 00:35:00,962 --> 00:35:02,762
  3096. I haven't been to school
  3097. in, like, years.
  3098.  
  3099. 697
  3100. 00:35:02,764 --> 00:35:04,297
  3101. No, that's not what she meant.
  3102.  
  3103. 698
  3104. 00:35:04,299 --> 00:35:05,833
  3105. That's not what you meant,
  3106. right?
  3107.  
  3108. 699
  3109. 00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:07,567
  3110. Oh, yeah,
  3111. that's not what I meant.
  3112.  
  3113. 700
  3114. 00:35:07,569 --> 00:35:08,835
  3115. - Mm.
  3116. - Joking.
  3117.  
  3118. 701
  3119. 00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:10,704
  3120. Okay, good,
  3121. because any parent or guardian
  3122.  
  3123. 702
  3124. 00:35:10,706 --> 00:35:12,773
  3125. of a child during the ages
  3126. of mandatory attendance
  3127.  
  3128. 703
  3129. 00:35:12,775 --> 00:35:14,608
  3130. shall send such child
  3131. to public school,
  3132.  
  3133. 704
  3134. 00:35:14,610 --> 00:35:16,009
  3135. private school
  3136. or a homeschooling program.
  3137.  
  3138. 705
  3139. 00:35:16,011 --> 00:35:17,645
  3140. Furthermore,
  3141. any parent or guardian
  3142.  
  3143. 706
  3144. 00:35:17,647 --> 00:35:18,978
  3145. who violates this code section
  3146.  
  3147. 707
  3148. 00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:21,815
  3149. shall be subject to fine,
  3150. imprisonment,
  3151.  
  3152. 708
  3153. 00:35:21,817 --> 00:35:24,317
  3154. community service
  3155. or any combination
  3156.  
  3157. 709
  3158. 00:35:24,319 --> 00:35:26,353
  3159. of such penalties
  3160. as the court sees fit.
  3161.  
  3162. 710
  3163. 00:35:26,355 --> 00:35:27,820
  3164. Say what, now?
  3165.  
  3166. 711
  3167. 00:35:27,822 --> 00:35:30,056
  3168. "Say what, now" is
  3169. enroll this child in school,
  3170.  
  3171. 712
  3172. 00:35:30,058 --> 00:35:31,692
  3173. or somebody is going to jail.
  3174.  
  3175. 713
  3176. 00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:33,027
  3177. That's what now say what.
  3178.  
  3179. 714
  3180. 00:35:33,029 --> 00:35:35,764
  3181. By "somebody," do you mean...
  3182.  
  3183. 715
  3184. 00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:38,898
  3185. You. That would be you.
  3186.  
  3187. 716
  3188. 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,601
  3189. Now, the school district
  3190.  
  3191. 717
  3192. 00:35:40,603 --> 00:35:42,802
  3193. which Jordan
  3194. would be assigned to
  3195.  
  3196. 718
  3197. 00:35:42,804 --> 00:35:44,837
  3198. would be... ah...
  3199.  
  3200. 719
  3201. 00:35:44,839 --> 00:35:46,739
  3202. - Windsor Middle School.
  3203. - Windsor?
  3204.  
  3205. 720
  3206. 00:35:46,741 --> 00:35:48,375
  3207. - Mm-hmm.
  3208. - Oh, hell no.
  3209.  
  3210. 721
  3211. 00:35:48,377 --> 00:35:50,511
  3212. Yes. Hell yes!
  3213.  
  3214. 722
  3215. 00:35:50,513 --> 00:35:52,545
  3216. We love that school.
  3217.  
  3218. 723
  3219. 00:35:52,547 --> 00:35:54,014
  3220. Enroll her there today,
  3221. and I will be
  3222.  
  3223. 724
  3224. 00:35:54,016 --> 00:35:55,081
  3225. checking that you do so.
  3226.  
  3227. 725
  3228. 00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,449
  3229. No.
  3230.  
  3231. 726
  3232. 00:35:56,451 --> 00:35:57,985
  3233. Look here, lady.
  3234.  
  3235. 727
  3236. 00:35:57,987 --> 00:36:00,753
  3237. I am a businesswoman,
  3238. and I have a company to run.
  3239.  
  3240. 728
  3241. 00:36:00,755 --> 00:36:02,021
  3242. She sells Girl Scout Cookies.
  3243.  
  3244. 729
  3245. 00:36:02,023 --> 00:36:03,523
  3246. She just takes it
  3247. really seriously.
  3248.  
  3249. 730
  3250. 00:36:03,525 --> 00:36:04,657
  3251. - I'm like...
  3252. - So I don't have time
  3253.  
  3254. 731
  3255. 00:36:04,659 --> 00:36:06,360
  3256. for Child Services,
  3257. and I sure don't
  3258.  
  3259. 732
  3260. 00:36:06,362 --> 00:36:07,960
  3261. have time for school, okay?
  3262.  
  3263. 733
  3264. 00:36:07,962 --> 00:36:10,530
  3265. Let me be clear.
  3266. I will have you in foster care
  3267.  
  3268. 734
  3269. 00:36:10,532 --> 00:36:14,802
  3270. and your goofy aunt over here
  3271. in jail if you don't. Okurrr?
  3272.  
  3273. 735
  3274. 00:36:14,804 --> 00:36:16,770
  3275. Yes. Okay. Yes.
  3276.  
  3277. 736
  3278. 00:36:16,772 --> 00:36:19,072
  3279. - No problem.
  3280. - Excellent.
  3281.  
  3282. 737
  3283. 00:36:19,074 --> 00:36:21,108
  3284. Now, if you don't mind,
  3285. I'm just gonna get
  3286.  
  3287. 738
  3288. 00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:24,878
  3289. - a video of you two together.
  3290. - Are you gonna... post this?
  3291.  
  3292. 739
  3293. 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:29,916
  3294. And this apartment because...
  3295. I like the evidence.
  3296.  
  3297. 740
  3298. 00:36:29,918 --> 00:36:31,351
  3299. I can't go to school.
  3300.  
  3301. 741
  3302. 00:36:31,353 --> 00:36:32,820
  3303. I'm not going to jail.
  3304.  
  3305. 742
  3306. 00:36:34,089 --> 00:36:36,489
  3307. I can't believe
  3308. I have to say this.
  3309.  
  3310. 743
  3311. 00:36:36,491 --> 00:36:38,625
  3312. You're gonna have to be me
  3313. in the office.
  3314.  
  3315. 744
  3316. 00:36:38,627 --> 00:36:41,427
  3317. They're not gonna listen to me.
  3318. I'm like the homey.
  3319.  
  3320. 745
  3321. 00:36:41,429 --> 00:36:43,896
  3322. You have to make them listen.
  3323.  
  3324. 746
  3325. 00:36:43,898 --> 00:36:46,400
  3326. I'll be on the phone
  3327. in your ear,
  3328.  
  3329. 747
  3330. 00:36:46,402 --> 00:36:48,434
  3331. so don't say anything
  3332. I don't tell you to say,
  3333.  
  3334. 748
  3335. 00:36:48,436 --> 00:36:50,503
  3336. don't do anything
  3337. I don't tell you to do.
  3338.  
  3339. 749
  3340. 00:36:50,505 --> 00:36:52,405
  3341. So you're still in charge?
  3342.  
  3343. 750
  3344. 00:36:52,407 --> 00:36:54,440
  3345. Always.
  3346.  
  3347. 751
  3348. 00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:56,809
  3349. Just keep everyone focused
  3350. on fresh ideas,
  3351.  
  3352. 752
  3353. 00:36:56,811 --> 00:36:59,382
  3354. or else the whole company
  3355. is over.
  3356.  
  3357. 753
  3358. 00:37:00,782 --> 00:37:03,016
  3359. That just really makes me
  3360. uncomfortable.
  3361.  
  3362. 754
  3363. 00:37:03,018 --> 00:37:06,719
  3364. Oh. But do you know what else
  3365. is uncomfortable?
  3366.  
  3367. 755
  3368. 00:37:06,721 --> 00:37:08,721
  3369. Unemployment.
  3370.  
  3371. 756
  3372. 00:37:08,723 --> 00:37:10,459
  3373. Okay.
  3374.  
  3375. 757
  3376. 00:37:12,127 --> 00:37:14,962
  3377. I will agree to cover
  3378. for you at the office
  3379.  
  3380. 758
  3381. 00:37:14,964 --> 00:37:20,032
  3382. if you agree to promote me
  3383. to creative exec.
  3384.  
  3385. 759
  3386. 00:37:20,034 --> 00:37:22,536
  3387. What'd you just say?
  3388.  
  3389. 760
  3390. 00:37:22,538 --> 00:37:25,038
  3391. I said, um,
  3392.  
  3393. 761
  3394. 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,041
  3395. for you to promote me
  3396. to creative exec.
  3397.  
  3398. 762
  3399. 00:37:28,043 --> 00:37:30,844
  3400. Well...
  3401.  
  3402. 763
  3403. 00:37:30,846 --> 00:37:33,012
  3404. look whose balls just dropped.
  3405.  
  3406. 764
  3407. 00:37:33,014 --> 00:37:34,848
  3408. I got to take what I want.
  3409.  
  3410. 765
  3411. 00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:37,520
  3412. - Isn't that what you said?
  3413. - Maybe.
  3414.  
  3415. 766
  3416. 00:37:38,621 --> 00:37:40,490
  3417. So, deal?
  3418.  
  3419. 767
  3420. 00:37:43,793 --> 00:37:45,425
  3421. Deal.
  3422.  
  3423. 768
  3424. 00:37:45,427 --> 00:37:48,094
  3425. Yes!
  3426.  
  3427. 769
  3428. 00:37:49,665 --> 00:37:52,900
  3429. - Just...
  3430. - You know, since I have to be you,
  3431.  
  3432. 770
  3433. 00:37:52,902 --> 00:37:54,467
  3434. I should probably
  3435. dress the part
  3436.  
  3437. 771
  3438. 00:37:54,469 --> 00:37:56,536
  3439. and borrow
  3440. some of your clothes.
  3441.  
  3442. 772
  3443. 00:37:56,538 --> 00:37:59,206
  3444. Your body can't fit
  3445. into my clothes.
  3446.  
  3447. 773
  3448. 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:01,208
  3449. This is squats.
  3450.  
  3451. 774
  3452. 00:38:01,210 --> 00:38:03,210
  3453. This is Pilates.
  3454.  
  3455. 775
  3456. 00:38:03,212 --> 00:38:05,179
  3457. That body looks like BabyGap,
  3458.  
  3459. 776
  3460. 00:38:05,181 --> 00:38:06,846
  3461. Gymboree,
  3462.  
  3463. 777
  3464. 00:38:06,848 --> 00:38:08,584
  3465. OshKosh B'gosh to me.
  3466.  
  3467. 778
  3468. 00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:11,788
  3469. Ooh, you get on my nerves.
  3470.  
  3471. 779
  3472. 00:38:13,822 --> 00:38:15,822
  3473. Fine.
  3474.  
  3475. 780
  3476. 00:38:15,824 --> 00:38:17,056
  3477. Yes!
  3478.  
  3479. 781
  3480. 00:38:17,058 --> 00:38:18,692
  3481. This is ridiculous.
  3482.  
  3483. 782
  3484. 00:38:18,694 --> 00:38:20,027
  3485. Let me get this straight...
  3486.  
  3487. 783
  3488. 00:38:20,029 --> 00:38:22,529
  3489. you went to Target,
  3490. and you got me this?
  3491.  
  3492. 784
  3493. 00:38:22,531 --> 00:38:25,032
  3494. "Tarjay."
  3495. The overalls is what I got.
  3496.  
  3497. 785
  3498. 00:38:25,034 --> 00:38:27,233
  3499. The shirt is mine.
  3500.  
  3501. 786
  3502. 00:38:27,235 --> 00:38:30,737
  3503. I look great.
  3504.  
  3505. 787
  3506. 00:38:30,739 --> 00:38:32,675
  3507. Looking like Cookie
  3508. from "Empire."
  3509.  
  3510. 788
  3511. 00:38:34,243 --> 00:38:35,775
  3512. April.
  3513.  
  3514. 789
  3515. 00:38:35,777 --> 00:38:38,512
  3516. - Uh, you know this kid?
  3517. - Oh, hey, Vince.
  3518.  
  3519. 790
  3520. 00:38:38,514 --> 00:38:41,715
  3521. You know how Jordan always
  3522. asks me to do everything?
  3523.  
  3524. 791
  3525. 00:38:41,717 --> 00:38:43,784
  3526. - Yeah.
  3527. - Uh, well, this is her niece.
  3528.  
  3529. 792
  3530. 00:38:43,786 --> 00:38:45,786
  3531. Yeah, I'm watching her
  3532. while she's out of town.
  3533.  
  3534. 793
  3535. 00:38:45,788 --> 00:38:47,788
  3536. Oh.
  3537. That-that explains it.
  3538.  
  3539. 794
  3540. 00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:51,023
  3541. Yeah, we had a little confusion
  3542. with her yester... Um...
  3543.  
  3544. 795
  3545. 00:38:51,025 --> 00:38:53,594
  3546. Uh, did-did you guys, uh,
  3547. call Lyft?
  3548.  
  3549. 796
  3550. 00:38:53,596 --> 00:38:54,895
  3551. No. I got my keys.
  3552.  
  3553. 797
  3554. 00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,896
  3555. No, actually, Jordan
  3556. left these for me.
  3557.  
  3558. 798
  3559. 00:38:56,898 --> 00:38:58,799
  3560. Yeah.
  3561. It was part of our agreement.
  3562.  
  3563. 799
  3564. 00:38:58,801 --> 00:39:00,833
  3565. I-I don't think
  3566. Auntie said that.
  3567.  
  3568. 800
  3569. 00:39:00,835 --> 00:39:02,802
  3570. Now, stay out of
  3571. grown folks' business.
  3572.  
  3573. 801
  3574. 00:39:02,804 --> 00:39:05,505
  3575. Let me just take... Give me
  3576. the keys I let you play with.
  3577.  
  3578. 802
  3579. 00:39:05,507 --> 00:39:07,040
  3580. She's so funny.
  3581.  
  3582. 803
  3583. 00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:08,842
  3584. Ah, here we go.
  3585.  
  3586. 804
  3587. 00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:17,020
  3588. Okay, how do I close the doors?
  3589.  
  3590. 805
  3591. 00:39:19,955 --> 00:39:23,056
  3592. Now, how do I start the car?
  3593.  
  3594. 806
  3595. 00:39:23,058 --> 00:39:25,625
  3596. Just put it in electric mode.
  3597.  
  3598. 807
  3599. 00:39:25,627 --> 00:39:28,094
  3600. It's easier to...
  3601.  
  3602. 808
  3603. 00:39:28,096 --> 00:39:29,996
  3604. Whoa! Stop! April!
  3605.  
  3606. 809
  3607. 00:39:29,998 --> 00:39:31,931
  3608. Okay, I got it. I got it.
  3609.  
  3610. 810
  3611. 00:39:31,933 --> 00:39:33,833
  3612. W-Watch it! Stop!
  3613.  
  3614. 811
  3615. 00:39:33,835 --> 00:39:36,168
  3616. What-what are you doing?!
  3617.  
  3618. 812
  3619. 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:39,139
  3620. Whoa!
  3621.  
  3622. 813
  3623. 00:39:39,141 --> 00:39:40,873
  3624. Okay, I got it. I got it.
  3625.  
  3626. 814
  3627. 00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:42,643
  3628. - No, you don't.
  3629. - Oh. No, I don't.
  3630.  
  3631. 815
  3632. 00:39:42,645 --> 00:39:44,848
  3633. Oh, I got...
  3634. okay, I got it now.
  3635.  
  3636. 816
  3637. 00:39:50,652 --> 00:39:53,186
  3638. I can't go in there. Mm-mm.
  3639.  
  3640. 817
  3641. 00:39:53,188 --> 00:39:55,255
  3642. You heard Agent Bea.
  3643.  
  3644. 818
  3645. 00:39:55,257 --> 00:39:58,061
  3646. If you're not registered today,
  3647. I'm going to county.
  3648.  
  3649. 819
  3650. 00:39:59,161 --> 00:40:02,094
  3651. But this place, the memories.
  3652.  
  3653. 820
  3654. 00:40:02,096 --> 00:40:04,066
  3655. It was so hard for me.
  3656.  
  3657. 821
  3658. 00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:07,936
  3659. I never felt so small.
  3660.  
  3661. 822
  3662. 00:40:10,139 --> 00:40:13,840
  3663. I-I know this is hard for you,
  3664. and I'm sorry,
  3665.  
  3666. 823
  3667. 00:40:13,842 --> 00:40:15,608
  3668. but I'm not going
  3669. to jail for you.
  3670.  
  3671. 824
  3672. 00:40:15,610 --> 00:40:17,911
  3673. You got to...
  3674. you're going to school.
  3675.  
  3676. 825
  3677. 00:40:17,913 --> 00:40:19,279
  3678. If you think I'm listening
  3679. to someone
  3680.  
  3681. 826
  3682. 00:40:19,281 --> 00:40:21,315
  3683. with such poor control
  3684. over their edges as you,
  3685.  
  3686. 827
  3687. 00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:24,750
  3688. then, girl,
  3689. you are severely mistaken.
  3690.  
  3691. 828
  3692. 00:40:24,752 --> 00:40:27,022
  3693. Okay. That's it.
  3694.  
  3695. 829
  3696. 00:40:31,192 --> 00:40:34,360
  3697. Listen, I'm the adult,
  3698. and you're the child,
  3699.  
  3700. 830
  3701. 00:40:34,362 --> 00:40:36,896
  3702. so when I say something,
  3703. you listen.
  3704.  
  3705. 831
  3706. 00:40:36,898 --> 00:40:39,032
  3707. Please.
  3708.  
  3709. 832
  3710. 00:40:39,034 --> 00:40:41,101
  3711. If you don't stop
  3712. embarrassing me
  3713.  
  3714. 833
  3715. 00:40:41,103 --> 00:40:42,902
  3716. in front of these
  3717. white people...
  3718.  
  3719. 834
  3720. 00:40:42,904 --> 00:40:44,270
  3721. Well, you're
  3722. embarrassing yourself.
  3723.  
  3724. 835
  3725. 00:40:44,272 --> 00:40:45,807
  3726. You know what?
  3727.  
  3728. 836
  3729. 00:40:47,109 --> 00:40:49,241
  3730. I'm sick of you.
  3731. Say one more thing.
  3732.  
  3733. 837
  3734. 00:40:49,243 --> 00:40:51,011
  3735. - I dare you.
  3736. - Fine.
  3737.  
  3738. 838
  3739. 00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:54,817
  3740. You're too fat for that skirt.
  3741.  
  3742. 839
  3743. 00:40:57,185 --> 00:40:59,619
  3744. You know what?
  3745.  
  3746. 840
  3747. 00:40:59,621 --> 00:41:02,221
  3748. If you want to take it there,
  3749. we going old-school.
  3750.  
  3751. 841
  3752. 00:41:03,759 --> 00:41:05,157
  3753. - What?
  3754. - Oh.
  3755.  
  3756. 842
  3757. 00:41:05,159 --> 00:41:07,226
  3758. - Let's go.
  3759. - I'm requesting backup.
  3760.  
  3761. 843
  3762. 00:41:07,228 --> 00:41:09,295
  3763. We have a BMW situation.
  3764.  
  3765. 844
  3766. 00:41:09,297 --> 00:41:11,331
  3767. Black mama whupping.
  3768.  
  3769. 845
  3770. 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,366
  3771. - How you like that?
  3772. - Mm-mm!
  3773.  
  3774. 846
  3775. 00:41:18,072 --> 00:41:20,040
  3776. - Try me.
  3777. - Okay, see?
  3778.  
  3779. 847
  3780. 00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:21,808
  3781. - How you like that?
  3782. - No. You tried it.
  3783.  
  3784. 848
  3785. 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:23,710
  3786. No, you tried it.
  3787. 'Cause I've been looking at you
  3788.  
  3789. 849
  3790. 00:41:23,712 --> 00:41:25,344
  3791. like a little girl,
  3792. but you a grown-ass woman,
  3793.  
  3794. 850
  3795. 00:41:25,346 --> 00:41:26,846
  3796. and you gonna catch
  3797. a grown beat.
  3798.  
  3799. 851
  3800. 00:41:26,848 --> 00:41:29,318
  3801. Fine. 'Cause I got
  3802. this good knee back.
  3803.  
  3804. 852
  3805. 00:41:31,319 --> 00:41:33,753
  3806. And how about this?
  3807.  
  3808. 853
  3809. 00:41:33,755 --> 00:41:34,989
  3810. - April.
  3811. - Should I sell it?
  3812.  
  3813. 854
  3814. 00:41:34,991 --> 00:41:37,257
  3815. - Give that back to me now.
  3816. - What you gonna do if I don't?
  3817.  
  3818. 855
  3819. 00:41:39,328 --> 00:41:43,230
  3820. I told you not to test me!
  3821.  
  3822. 856
  3823. 00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:45,699
  3824. Yes!
  3825.  
  3826. 857
  3827. 00:41:45,701 --> 00:41:47,701
  3828. Start spanking your kids!
  3829.  
  3830. 858
  3831. 00:41:49,438 --> 00:41:52,105
  3832. Remind me of my mama.
  3833.  
  3834. 859
  3835. 00:41:52,107 --> 00:41:54,907
  3836. Can't believe
  3837. I'm back in this hellhole.
  3838.  
  3839. 860
  3840. 00:41:54,909 --> 00:41:56,375
  3841. That must be Principal Han.
  3842.  
  3843. 861
  3844. 00:41:56,377 --> 00:41:58,779
  3845. Just shut up and stay cool,
  3846. and I got it.
  3847.  
  3848. 862
  3849. 00:41:58,781 --> 00:42:00,313
  3850. - Hey. Nice to meet you.
  3851. - Hey.
  3852.  
  3853. 863
  3854. 00:42:00,315 --> 00:42:02,284
  3855. Nice to meet you.
  3856. Welcome, Jordan.
  3857.  
  3858. 864
  3859. 00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:06,887
  3860. Uh...
  3861.  
  3862. 865
  3863. 00:42:06,889 --> 00:42:08,020
  3864. She's just nervous.
  3865.  
  3866. 866
  3867. 00:42:08,022 --> 00:42:09,389
  3868. - Aw.
  3869. - Oh. Okay.
  3870.  
  3871. 867
  3872. 00:42:09,391 --> 00:42:11,058
  3873. Well, let's get you started.
  3874.  
  3875. 868
  3876. 00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:12,358
  3877. Come on.
  3878.  
  3879. 869
  3880. 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,360
  3881. Pull it together.
  3882.  
  3883. 870
  3884. 00:42:14,362 --> 00:42:17,730
  3885. Oh, there's your teacher,
  3886. Mr. Marshall.
  3887.  
  3888. 871
  3889. 00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:31,078
  3890. Damn.
  3891.  
  3892. 872
  3893. 00:42:34,882 --> 00:42:36,148
  3894. How I get detention?
  3895.  
  3896. 873
  3897. 00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:38,719
  3898. Yeah, I'll be just fine.
  3899.  
  3900. 874
  3901. 00:42:41,056 --> 00:42:42,822
  3902. - Hi.
  3903. - Hi.
  3904.  
  3905. 875
  3906. 00:42:42,824 --> 00:42:46,992
  3907. We are so...
  3908. excited to attend this school.
  3909.  
  3910. 876
  3911. 00:42:46,994 --> 00:42:49,061
  3912. This is Jordan.
  3913.  
  3914. 877
  3915. 00:42:49,063 --> 00:42:51,230
  3916. She's feeling nervous
  3917. about joining your class.
  3918.  
  3919. 878
  3920. 00:42:51,232 --> 00:42:53,800
  3921. Oh, yeah. Hey, listen,
  3922. don't be nervous, okay?
  3923.  
  3924. 879
  3925. 00:42:53,802 --> 00:42:55,034
  3926. Perfectly normal,
  3927. but don't be nervous.
  3928.  
  3929. 880
  3930. 00:42:55,036 --> 00:42:56,469
  3931. I'll be with you
  3932. the whole time.
  3933.  
  3934. 881
  3935. 00:42:56,471 --> 00:42:57,770
  3936. Promise?
  3937.  
  3938. 882
  3939. 00:42:57,772 --> 00:42:59,105
  3940. - Promise.
  3941. - Okay.
  3942.  
  3943. 883
  3944. 00:42:59,107 --> 00:43:00,974
  3945. Your daughter's adorable.
  3946.  
  3947. 884
  3948. 00:43:00,976 --> 00:43:02,375
  3949. Oh, not my daughter.
  3950.  
  3951. 885
  3952. 00:43:02,377 --> 00:43:04,043
  3953. That's my niece.
  3954.  
  3955. 886
  3956. 00:43:04,045 --> 00:43:06,012
  3957. - Oh.
  3958. - Um, and I'm April.
  3959.  
  3960. 887
  3961. 00:43:06,014 --> 00:43:08,014
  3962. - April. Gary.
  3963. - I'm single.
  3964.  
  3965. 888
  3966. 00:43:08,016 --> 00:43:10,250
  3967. But not looking.
  3968. I'm not desperate.
  3969.  
  3970. 889
  3971. 00:43:10,252 --> 00:43:12,985
  3972. Just... open and available.
  3973.  
  3974. 890
  3975. 00:43:12,987 --> 00:43:15,154
  3976. Got it.
  3977. That's where I'm at now.
  3978.  
  3979. 891
  3980. 00:43:15,156 --> 00:43:16,857
  3981. - I just got divorced.
  3982. - You got divorced? Oh, no.
  3983.  
  3984. 892
  3985. 00:43:16,859 --> 00:43:18,023
  3986. - So I'm, like, totally desperate.
  3987. - That's great.
  3988.  
  3989. 893
  3990. 00:43:18,025 --> 00:43:19,291
  3991. - Yeah.
  3992. - Yeah.
  3993.  
  3994. 894
  3995. 00:43:19,293 --> 00:43:21,128
  3996. Anyway...
  3997.  
  3998. 895
  3999. 00:43:21,130 --> 00:43:24,163
  4000. All right, uh, well,
  4001. school gets out...
  4002.  
  4003. 896
  4004. 00:43:24,165 --> 00:43:27,099
  4005. Okay, we should, um...
  4006. we should go.
  4007.  
  4008. 897
  4009. 00:43:27,101 --> 00:43:29,001
  4010. - Okay. Yeah.
  4011. - Okay. Bye, Gary.
  4012.  
  4013. 898
  4014. 00:43:29,003 --> 00:43:30,804
  4015. We can get it.
  4016.  
  4017. 899
  4018. 00:43:32,808 --> 00:43:35,074
  4019. Okay.
  4020.  
  4021. 900
  4022. 00:43:35,076 --> 00:43:37,476
  4023. We have a new student
  4024. joining our class.
  4025.  
  4026. 901
  4027. 00:43:37,478 --> 00:43:39,145
  4028. Ladies and gentlemen,
  4029. this is Jordan.
  4030.  
  4031. 902
  4032. 00:43:39,147 --> 00:43:41,547
  4033. All right?
  4034. And here's what we're gonna do.
  4035.  
  4036. 903
  4037. 00:43:41,549 --> 00:43:43,916
  4038. We're gonna give her
  4039. a nice, warm...
  4040.  
  4041. 904
  4042. 00:43:43,918 --> 00:43:45,451
  4043. a Windsor welcome.
  4044.  
  4045. 905
  4046. 00:43:45,453 --> 00:43:47,020
  4047. Huh? Let's start with...
  4048. There you go.
  4049.  
  4050. 906
  4051. 00:43:47,022 --> 00:43:48,221
  4052. What are you doing?
  4053.  
  4054. 907
  4055. 00:43:48,223 --> 00:43:49,889
  4056. This is not a Windsor welcome.
  4057.  
  4058. 908
  4059. 00:43:49,891 --> 00:43:51,791
  4060. This is not wh-what...
  4061. what I-I taught you guys.
  4062.  
  4063. 909
  4064. 00:43:51,793 --> 00:43:53,393
  4065. - Hey, hey, hey.
  4066. - I blame the parents.
  4067.  
  4068. 910
  4069. 00:43:53,395 --> 00:43:56,061
  4070. You know what, Mr. Marshall,
  4071. I'll just take it from here.
  4072.  
  4073. 911
  4074. 00:43:56,063 --> 00:43:59,266
  4075. Hi, everyone.
  4076. I'm Jordan Sanders.
  4077.  
  4078. 912
  4079. 00:43:59,268 --> 00:44:02,936
  4080. And I want to make a few things
  4081. clear before we get started.
  4082.  
  4083. 913
  4084. 00:44:02,938 --> 00:44:06,405
  4085. First of all, you're meeting
  4086. the new alpha of the class.
  4087.  
  4088. 914
  4089. 00:44:06,407 --> 00:44:08,909
  4090. I can establish
  4091. my dominance easily,
  4092.  
  4093. 915
  4094. 00:44:08,911 --> 00:44:11,511
  4095. or you can make it hard
  4096. for yourself.
  4097.  
  4098. 916
  4099. 00:44:11,513 --> 00:44:13,179
  4100. Oh, nice pants.
  4101.  
  4102. 917
  4103. 00:44:13,181 --> 00:44:15,849
  4104. If the floods are a-comin'.
  4105.  
  4106. 918
  4107. 00:44:15,851 --> 00:44:17,817
  4108. Come on.
  4109.  
  4110. 919
  4111. 00:44:17,819 --> 00:44:18,985
  4112. Yeah, your clothes suck.
  4113.  
  4114. 920
  4115. 00:44:18,987 --> 00:44:20,554
  4116. Charlie, zip it.
  4117.  
  4118. 921
  4119. 00:44:20,556 --> 00:44:22,188
  4120. Thank you, Gary.
  4121.  
  4122. 922
  4123. 00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:25,257
  4124. It's Mr. Marshall... for you.
  4125.  
  4126. 923
  4127. 00:44:25,259 --> 00:44:26,592
  4128. I'm the teacher.
  4129.  
  4130. 924
  4131. 00:44:26,594 --> 00:44:27,994
  4132. Mm-hmm.
  4133.  
  4134. 925
  4135. 00:44:27,996 --> 00:44:29,831
  4136. And I'm the student.
  4137.  
  4138. 926
  4139. 00:44:31,366 --> 00:44:33,433
  4140. Okay, where was I?
  4141. Yeah.
  4142.  
  4143. 927
  4144. 00:44:33,435 --> 00:44:35,835
  4145. We're gonna skip the
  4146. "haze the new girl" thing. No.
  4147.  
  4148. 928
  4149. 00:44:35,837 --> 00:44:37,938
  4150. It's dull. Predictable.
  4151.  
  4152. 929
  4153. 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:40,206
  4154. And I will strike back
  4155. with a vengeance
  4156.  
  4157. 930
  4158. 00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:41,541
  4159. like you've never known.
  4160.  
  4161. 931
  4162. 00:44:41,543 --> 00:44:43,275
  4163. Well, if you didn't want
  4164. to be hazed,
  4165.  
  4166. 932
  4167. 00:44:43,277 --> 00:44:45,078
  4168. you should have combed your hair.
  4169.  
  4170. 933
  4171. 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,145
  4172. Okay, you know what?
  4173.  
  4174. 934
  4175. 00:44:46,147 --> 00:44:47,447
  4176. One more outburst,
  4177. and I'll cancel Spirit Day.
  4178.  
  4179. 935
  4180. 00:44:47,449 --> 00:44:49,382
  4181. I'm not joking around,
  4182. young lady.
  4183.  
  4184. 936
  4185. 00:44:49,384 --> 00:44:51,851
  4186. But you can't cancel
  4187. Spirit Day, Mr. Marshall.
  4188.  
  4189. 937
  4190. 00:44:51,853 --> 00:44:53,386
  4191. I am Spirit Day.
  4192.  
  4193. 938
  4194. 00:44:53,388 --> 00:44:55,487
  4195. - Oh, good Lord.
  4196. - Which reminds me...
  4197.  
  4198. 939
  4199. 00:44:55,489 --> 00:44:59,925
  4200. get your tickets to the hypest
  4201. school spirit pep rally ever.
  4202.  
  4203. 940
  4204. 00:44:59,927 --> 00:45:03,195
  4205. This year's theme
  4206. is Winchella.
  4207.  
  4208. 941
  4209. 00:45:03,197 --> 00:45:04,630
  4210. Windsor's
  4211. most talented students...
  4212.  
  4213. 942
  4214. 00:45:04,632 --> 00:45:07,333
  4215. and others that we couldn't
  4216. block from signing up
  4217.  
  4218. 943
  4219. 00:45:07,335 --> 00:45:09,001
  4220. because of new rules
  4221. of inclusion...
  4222.  
  4223. 944
  4224. 00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:12,605
  4225. ...will show what makes
  4226. Windsor the best.
  4227.  
  4228. 945
  4229. 00:45:12,607 --> 00:45:14,608
  4230. Yeah!
  4231.  
  4232. 946
  4233. 00:45:14,610 --> 00:45:16,108
  4234. All right,
  4235. all right, all right.
  4236.  
  4237. 947
  4238. 00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:17,309
  4239. Thank you.
  4240. Pipe down. Pipe down.
  4241.  
  4242. 948
  4243. 00:45:17,311 --> 00:45:19,145
  4244. Open up your books.
  4245. You know what I mean?
  4246.  
  4247. 949
  4248. 00:45:19,147 --> 00:45:20,982
  4249. We're gonna do some learning.
  4250. Start pretending to read.
  4251.  
  4252. 950
  4253. 00:45:22,451 --> 00:45:26,219
  4254. Oh, boy, you know,
  4255. meeting new people.
  4256.  
  4257. 951
  4258. 00:45:26,221 --> 00:45:28,087
  4259. It won't always be
  4260. like this, okay?
  4261.  
  4262. 952
  4263. 00:45:28,089 --> 00:45:29,922
  4264. 'Cause I could tell
  4265. when I met you
  4266.  
  4267. 953
  4268. 00:45:29,924 --> 00:45:31,393
  4269. that you are
  4270. a special young lady.
  4271.  
  4272. 954
  4273. 00:45:32,627 --> 00:45:34,326
  4274. You know what?
  4275.  
  4276. 955
  4277. 00:45:34,328 --> 00:45:36,496
  4278. - I feel like you get me.
  4279. - Really?
  4280.  
  4281. 956
  4282. 00:45:36,498 --> 00:45:38,197
  4283. I feel like I get you, too.
  4284.  
  4285. 957
  4286. 00:45:41,103 --> 00:45:43,136
  4287. So, you feeling
  4288. what I'm feeling?
  4289.  
  4290. 958
  4291. 00:45:43,138 --> 00:45:44,971
  4292. You want to quit?
  4293.  
  4294. 959
  4295. 00:45:44,973 --> 00:45:47,540
  4296. I think about
  4297. quitting every day.
  4298.  
  4299. 960
  4300. 00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:50,376
  4301. But I can't, because I have
  4302. a responsibility.
  4303.  
  4304. 961
  4305. 00:45:50,378 --> 00:45:51,913
  4306. Wh-What are you feeling?
  4307.  
  4308. 962
  4309. 00:45:53,315 --> 00:45:56,248
  4310. Oh. No, I'm not
  4311. feeling that at all.
  4312.  
  4313. 963
  4314. 00:45:56,250 --> 00:45:59,119
  4315. I'm a... I'm an adult...
  4316. adult man.
  4317.  
  4318. 964
  4319. 00:45:59,121 --> 00:46:00,920
  4320. And you should have a seat.
  4321.  
  4322. 965
  4323. 00:46:00,922 --> 00:46:03,956
  4324. Okay, Mr. Hard to Get.
  4325.  
  4326. 966
  4327. 00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:05,527
  4328. I see you.
  4329.  
  4330. 967
  4331. 00:46:06,929 --> 00:46:08,962
  4332. Mm-hmm.
  4333.  
  4334. 968
  4335. 00:46:08,964 --> 00:46:11,364
  4336. Go ahead and sit down.
  4337.  
  4338. 969
  4339. 00:46:11,366 --> 00:46:14,166
  4340. It's time.
  4341. Time to sit down.
  4342.  
  4343. 970
  4344. 00:46:14,168 --> 00:46:17,003
  4345. Just don't...
  4346. you know, just look...
  4347.  
  4348. 971
  4349. 00:46:17,005 --> 00:46:18,404
  4350. look-look the other way.
  4351.  
  4352. 972
  4353. 00:46:18,406 --> 00:46:20,040
  4354. Look the way... look the...
  4355. look up there.
  4356.  
  4357. 973
  4358. 00:46:20,042 --> 00:46:21,373
  4359. Look away from me.
  4360.  
  4361. 974
  4362. 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:24,110
  4363. - Teach me something.
  4364. - Don't...
  4365.  
  4366. 975
  4367. 00:46:26,581 --> 00:46:30,616
  4368. So, uh, what are
  4369. us kids into these days?
  4370.  
  4371. 976
  4372. 00:46:30,618 --> 00:46:33,555
  4373. I'm looking for
  4374. the next big thing, you know.
  4375.  
  4376. 977
  4377. 00:46:37,225 --> 00:46:39,224
  4378. Uh, excuse you.
  4379.  
  4380. 978
  4381. 00:46:39,226 --> 00:46:41,393
  4382. Cutting without tipping
  4383. is rude.
  4384.  
  4385. 979
  4386. 00:46:44,065 --> 00:46:45,732
  4387. Ugh.
  4388.  
  4389. 980
  4390. 00:46:47,368 --> 00:46:49,034
  4391. Really?
  4392.  
  4393. 981
  4394. 00:46:49,036 --> 00:46:50,570
  4395. You feed this to children?
  4396.  
  4397. 982
  4398. 00:46:50,572 --> 00:46:52,371
  4399. - To eat?
  4400. - Mm-hmm.
  4401.  
  4402. 983
  4403. 00:46:52,373 --> 00:46:55,176
  4404. Postmates.
  4405.  
  4406. 984
  4407. 00:47:02,683 --> 00:47:05,018
  4408. You got this, Jordan.
  4409. You're grown.
  4410.  
  4411. 985
  4412. 00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:06,686
  4413. You're successful.
  4414.  
  4415. 986
  4416. 00:47:06,688 --> 00:47:09,121
  4417. These kids can't hurt you.
  4418.  
  4419. 987
  4420. 00:47:28,743 --> 00:47:30,509
  4421. Next table.
  4422.  
  4423. 988
  4424. 00:47:30,511 --> 00:47:34,014
  4425. Oh, my... She's coming over.
  4426.  
  4427. 989
  4428. 00:47:34,016 --> 00:47:35,215
  4429. Oh, really?
  4430.  
  4431. 990
  4432. 00:47:35,217 --> 00:47:37,183
  4433. - It's like that, sister?
  4434. - Mm-hmm.
  4435.  
  4436. 991
  4437. 00:47:37,185 --> 00:47:39,587
  4438. Okay. Fine.
  4439.  
  4440. 992
  4441. 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,791
  4442. Come on. Come here.
  4443.  
  4444. 993
  4445. 00:47:44,793 --> 00:47:46,362
  4446. Hey.
  4447.  
  4448. 994
  4449. 00:47:48,263 --> 00:47:49,965
  4450. Come here.
  4451.  
  4452. 995
  4453. 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,402
  4454. Oh.
  4455.  
  4456. 996
  4457. 00:47:55,404 --> 00:47:57,137
  4458. Never thought I'd say thank you
  4459.  
  4460. 997
  4461. 00:47:57,139 --> 00:47:59,538
  4462. to anybody offering me
  4463. the worst table in the house,
  4464.  
  4465. 998
  4466. 00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:01,741
  4467. but, um, thank you.
  4468.  
  4469. 999
  4470. 00:48:01,743 --> 00:48:04,543
  4471. - Sure.
  4472. - Mm-hmm.
  4473.  
  4474. 1000
  4475. 00:48:04,545 --> 00:48:07,713
  4476. Why do you guys need
  4477. a "safe space" for lunch?
  4478.  
  4479. 1001
  4480. 00:48:10,786 --> 00:48:12,786
  4481. Stop.
  4482.  
  4483. 1002
  4484. 00:48:12,788 --> 00:48:15,221
  4485. - It's becoming clear.
  4486. - Three years ago,
  4487.  
  4488. 1003
  4489. 00:48:15,223 --> 00:48:17,523
  4490. I answered too many questions
  4491. correctly. Friend Zone.
  4492.  
  4493. 1004
  4494. 00:48:17,525 --> 00:48:19,525
  4495. I didn't have any new clothes
  4496.  
  4497. 1005
  4498. 00:48:19,527 --> 00:48:22,195
  4499. at the start of school
  4500. one year.
  4501.  
  4502. 1006
  4503. 00:48:22,197 --> 00:48:23,797
  4504. Over.
  4505.  
  4506. 1007
  4507. 00:48:23,799 --> 00:48:26,268
  4508. I don't even know why
  4509. I'm he-he-h-here.
  4510.  
  4511. 1008
  4512. 00:48:35,243 --> 00:48:37,076
  4513. Who did this to me?
  4514.  
  4515. 1009
  4516. 00:48:37,078 --> 00:48:38,513
  4517. You better show yourself!
  4518.  
  4519. 1010
  4520. 00:48:41,116 --> 00:48:43,215
  4521. D-Don't-don't worry.
  4522.  
  4523. 1011
  4524. 00:48:43,217 --> 00:48:46,119
  4525. No one gets s-s-stuck
  4526. in the Friend Zone forever.
  4527.  
  4528. 1012
  4529. 00:48:46,121 --> 00:48:49,221
  4530. You're cute for thinking that.
  4531. Keep living.
  4532.  
  4533. 1013
  4534. 00:48:49,223 --> 00:48:51,090
  4535. No. He's right.
  4536.  
  4537. 1014
  4538. 00:48:51,092 --> 00:48:53,425
  4539. Once everyone sees our talent
  4540. at the pep rally,
  4541.  
  4542. 1015
  4543. 00:48:53,427 --> 00:48:55,695
  4544. we can finally get out
  4545. of the Friend Zone
  4546.  
  4547. 1016
  4548. 00:48:55,697 --> 00:48:57,764
  4549. and be in the center of it all.
  4550.  
  4551. 1017
  4552. 00:48:57,766 --> 00:48:59,532
  4553. We'll be cool with everyone.
  4554.  
  4555. 1018
  4556. 00:48:59,534 --> 00:49:00,532
  4557. It's gonna be very
  4558.  
  4559. 1019
  4560. 00:49:00,534 --> 00:49:03,869
  4561. "wh-what's up, what's up?"
  4562. in the hall.
  4563.  
  4564. 1020
  4565. 00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:06,672
  4566. Who does that Jasmine girl
  4567. think she is?
  4568.  
  4569. 1021
  4570. 00:49:06,674 --> 00:49:09,208
  4571. J-J-Ja-Ja-Jasmine, sh-she's...
  4572.  
  4573. 1022
  4574. 00:49:09,210 --> 00:49:11,610
  4575. Sing it, Isaac.
  4576.  
  4577. 1023
  4578. 00:49:11,612 --> 00:49:14,581
  4579. ♪ She's so ♪
  4580.  
  4581. 1024
  4582. 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:17,116
  4583. ♪ Perfect. ♪
  4584.  
  4585. 1025
  4586. 00:49:17,118 --> 00:49:18,550
  4587. He doesn't stutter
  4588. when he sings.
  4589.  
  4590. 1026
  4591. 00:49:18,552 --> 00:49:20,156
  4592. I see.
  4593.  
  4594. 1027
  4595. 00:49:28,196 --> 00:49:30,230
  4596. - These answers better be right.
  4597. - Duh.
  4598.  
  4599. 1028
  4600. 00:49:30,232 --> 00:49:32,565
  4601. What is wrong with this school?
  4602.  
  4603. 1029
  4604. 00:49:34,235 --> 00:49:35,268
  4605. What is it?
  4606.  
  4607. 1030
  4608. 00:49:35,270 --> 00:49:36,835
  4609. Guys, check this out!
  4610.  
  4611. 1031
  4612. 00:49:36,837 --> 00:49:40,507
  4613. "When you can't afford
  4614. a blowout or new sneakers"?
  4615.  
  4616. 1032
  4617. 00:49:40,509 --> 00:49:42,375
  4618. Look at it.
  4619.  
  4620. 1033
  4621. 00:49:43,878 --> 00:49:46,179
  4622. Order for Sanders.
  4623.  
  4624. 1034
  4625. 00:49:46,181 --> 00:49:47,679
  4626. That's me.
  4627.  
  4628. 1035
  4629. 00:49:47,681 --> 00:49:49,417
  4630. All right.
  4631.  
  4632. 1036
  4633. 00:49:50,585 --> 00:49:52,554
  4634. Thank you.
  4635.  
  4636. 1037
  4637. 00:49:53,721 --> 00:49:55,621
  4638. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
  4639.  
  4640. 1038
  4641. 00:49:55,623 --> 00:49:57,556
  4642. There's no Postmates
  4643. in school, okay?
  4644.  
  4645. 1039
  4646. 00:49:57,558 --> 00:49:58,858
  4647. Sorry.
  4648.  
  4649. 1040
  4650. 00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:01,860
  4651. You know what?
  4652. I am done chasing you.
  4653.  
  4654. 1041
  4655. 00:50:01,862 --> 00:50:05,532
  4656. A man who finds a wife
  4657. finds a good thing.
  4658.  
  4659. 1042
  4660. 00:50:05,534 --> 00:50:07,470
  4661. That's Bible, Gary.
  4662.  
  4663. 1043
  4664. 00:50:10,304 --> 00:50:12,371
  4665. What a weird little girl.
  4666.  
  4667. 1044
  4668. 00:50:12,373 --> 00:50:14,507
  4669. April, you have to
  4670. come pick me up.
  4671.  
  4672. 1045
  4673. 00:50:14,509 --> 00:50:16,308
  4674. These kids are demons.
  4675.  
  4676. 1046
  4677. 00:50:16,310 --> 00:50:19,445
  4678. Jordan, I have my first
  4679. meeting, and I am freaking out.
  4680.  
  4681. 1047
  4682. 00:50:19,447 --> 00:50:21,313
  4683. I-I don't think I can do this.
  4684.  
  4685. 1048
  4686. 00:50:21,315 --> 00:50:22,648
  4687. Calm down.
  4688.  
  4689. 1049
  4690. 00:50:22,650 --> 00:50:24,616
  4691. Put me in your ear,
  4692. like, on Bluetooth.
  4693.  
  4694. 1050
  4695. 00:50:29,190 --> 00:50:30,590
  4696. - Hey, April.
  4697. - Hey.
  4698.  
  4699. 1051
  4700. 00:50:30,592 --> 00:50:31,891
  4701. I heard...
  4702.  
  4703. 1052
  4704. 00:50:31,893 --> 00:50:34,360
  4705. Okay. Uh...
  4706.  
  4707. 1053
  4708. 00:50:34,362 --> 00:50:36,529
  4709. - I heard Jordan was sick.
  4710. - Yeah, she's...
  4711.  
  4712. 1054
  4713. 00:50:36,531 --> 00:50:38,898
  4714. definitely gonna be out
  4715. for, like, a day or two.
  4716.  
  4717. 1055
  4718. 00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,532
  4719. You ready to hold it down
  4720. without her?
  4721.  
  4722. 1056
  4723. 00:50:40,534 --> 00:50:41,867
  4724. Mm-hmm.
  4725.  
  4726. 1057
  4727. 00:50:41,869 --> 00:50:44,770
  4728. All right, well,
  4729. I'll see you in the meeting.
  4730.  
  4731. 1058
  4732. 00:50:44,772 --> 00:50:46,475
  4733. And I'm sure
  4734. you're gonna shine.
  4735.  
  4736. 1059
  4737. 00:50:47,775 --> 00:50:49,808
  4738. You shining already.
  4739.  
  4740. 1060
  4741. 00:50:49,810 --> 00:50:51,844
  4742. Okay.
  4743.  
  4744. 1061
  4745. 00:50:54,449 --> 00:50:55,848
  4746. Okay.
  4747.  
  4748. 1062
  4749. 00:50:55,850 --> 00:50:57,650
  4750. Command their attention.
  4751.  
  4752. 1063
  4753. 00:50:57,652 --> 00:50:58,717
  4754. - VR goggles...
  4755. - Good idea.
  4756.  
  4757. 1064
  4758. 00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,485
  4759. Oh, I think... I think
  4760. we should do the... Right?
  4761.  
  4762. 1065
  4763. 00:51:00,487 --> 00:51:03,655
  4764. Guys, I need to command
  4765. your attention, please.
  4766.  
  4767. 1066
  4768. 00:51:03,657 --> 00:51:06,826
  4769. Uh, can we all just quiet down
  4770. and focus, please.
  4771.  
  4772. 1067
  4773. 00:51:11,532 --> 00:51:12,831
  4774. Thanks.
  4775.  
  4776. 1068
  4777. 00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:14,701
  4778. Where's Jordan?
  4779.  
  4780. 1069
  4781. 00:51:14,703 --> 00:51:16,636
  4782. Um, she's under the weather.
  4783.  
  4784. 1070
  4785. 00:51:16,638 --> 00:51:19,505
  4786. So I'm here
  4787. just filling in for her.
  4788.  
  4789. 1071
  4790. 00:51:19,507 --> 00:51:21,007
  4791. Is that why
  4792. you're wearing her clothes?
  4793.  
  4794. 1072
  4795. 00:51:21,009 --> 00:51:22,842
  4796. These aren't her... This?
  4797.  
  4798. 1073
  4799. 00:51:22,844 --> 00:51:25,411
  4800. The-These aren't her clothes.
  4801. These are my clothes.
  4802.  
  4803. 1074
  4804. 00:51:25,413 --> 00:51:26,545
  4805. You don't wear cheetah.
  4806.  
  4807. 1075
  4808. 00:51:26,547 --> 00:51:28,581
  4809. I always wear cheetah.
  4810.  
  4811. 1076
  4812. 00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:30,550
  4813. Jordan is never sick.
  4814.  
  4815. 1077
  4816. 00:51:30,552 --> 00:51:33,018
  4817. She must really be
  4818. on her deathbed.
  4819.  
  4820. 1078
  4821. 00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:36,021
  4822. Oh, which would be
  4823. a developer's, uh, dream.
  4824.  
  4825. 1079
  4826. 00:51:36,023 --> 00:51:38,925
  4827. Yeah.
  4828.  
  4829. 1080
  4830. 00:51:38,927 --> 00:51:40,659
  4831. Was that Preston?
  4832.  
  4833. 1081
  4834. 00:51:40,661 --> 00:51:43,730
  4835. Oh, if he wasn't so talented,
  4836. I'd fire his butt.
  4837.  
  4838. 1082
  4839. 00:51:43,732 --> 00:51:45,498
  4840. And he also has a good butt.
  4841.  
  4842. 1083
  4843. 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,532
  4844. He does.
  4845.  
  4846. 1084
  4847. 00:51:46,534 --> 00:51:47,634
  4848. April's right.
  4849.  
  4850. 1085
  4851. 00:51:47,636 --> 00:51:48,967
  4852. We need to focus.
  4853.  
  4854. 1086
  4855. 00:51:48,969 --> 00:51:50,436
  4856. Thank you, Preston.
  4857.  
  4858. 1087
  4859. 00:51:50,438 --> 00:51:52,404
  4860. No. No. Uh-uh.
  4861.  
  4862. 1088
  4863. 00:51:52,406 --> 00:51:54,040
  4864. JSI is going under.
  4865.  
  4866. 1089
  4867. 00:51:54,042 --> 00:51:56,342
  4868. I'm gonna need Melissa
  4869. to shut up.
  4870.  
  4871. 1090
  4872. 00:51:56,344 --> 00:51:58,277
  4873. - I need to get a new job.
  4874. - No, you don't.
  4875.  
  4876. 1091
  4877. 00:51:58,279 --> 00:51:59,712
  4878. I'm looking at
  4879. Jordan's Facebook right now.
  4880.  
  4881. 1092
  4882. 00:51:59,714 --> 00:52:01,413
  4883. - Don't check it.
  4884. - This is off the rails.
  4885.  
  4886. 1093
  4887. 00:52:01,415 --> 00:52:02,949
  4888. You have to show them
  4889. you can be crazy.
  4890.  
  4891. 1094
  4892. 00:52:02,951 --> 00:52:05,951
  4893. - Y'all, I can be crazy, so... chill.
  4894. - Shoot. Okay.
  4895.  
  4896. 1095
  4897. 00:52:05,953 --> 00:52:08,587
  4898. Do it now,
  4899. or you'll never get control.
  4900.  
  4901. 1096
  4902. 00:52:08,589 --> 00:52:10,290
  4903. - Do what?
  4904. - Do it now!
  4905.  
  4906. 1097
  4907. 00:52:10,292 --> 00:52:11,594
  4908. I said listen up!
  4909.  
  4910. 1098
  4911. 00:52:14,328 --> 00:52:17,029
  4912. You want to see crazy?!
  4913. I can show you crazy!
  4914.  
  4915. 1099
  4916. 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:19,998
  4917. Uh...
  4918.  
  4919. 1100
  4920. 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,308
  4921. What, y'all put bricks
  4922. in here or something?
  4923.  
  4924. 1101
  4925. 00:52:28,310 --> 00:52:30,342
  4926. Y'all recycle a lot. Wait.
  4927. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
  4928.  
  4929. 1102
  4930. 00:52:30,344 --> 00:52:31,811
  4931. JSI is doing fine.
  4932.  
  4933. 1103
  4934. 00:52:31,813 --> 00:52:33,980
  4935. We all have jobs.
  4936. Let's do... Let's innovate!
  4937.  
  4938. 1104
  4939. 00:52:33,982 --> 00:52:35,815
  4940. We're JS Innovations.
  4941.  
  4942. 1105
  4943. 00:52:35,817 --> 00:52:37,750
  4944. I'm in charge.
  4945.  
  4946. 1106
  4947. 00:52:37,752 --> 00:52:40,656
  4948. Oh, God, this is so hard.
  4949.  
  4950. 1107
  4951. 00:52:42,757 --> 00:52:45,828
  4952. I don't know
  4953. what that was, and...
  4954.  
  4955. 1108
  4956. 00:52:47,628 --> 00:52:49,628
  4957. What are you wearing?
  4958.  
  4959. 1109
  4960. 00:52:49,630 --> 00:52:52,768
  4961. You look like a cheerleader
  4962. for the Migos right now.
  4963.  
  4964. 1110
  4965. 00:52:54,368 --> 00:52:56,001
  4966. This is the worst day ever.
  4967.  
  4968. 1111
  4969. 00:52:56,003 --> 00:52:59,641
  4970. I'm gonna need a stiff drink
  4971. and some clothes that fit.
  4972.  
  4973. 1112
  4974. 00:53:02,543 --> 00:53:04,643
  4975. Corner table for two.
  4976.  
  4977. 1113
  4978. 00:53:04,645 --> 00:53:05,813
  4979. Right this way.
  4980.  
  4981. 1114
  4982. 00:53:09,417 --> 00:53:11,083
  4983. Can I start you
  4984. with something to drink?
  4985.  
  4986. 1115
  4987. 00:53:11,085 --> 00:53:12,985
  4988. Oh, yes. I'll have a glass
  4989. of rosé, please.
  4990.  
  4991. 1116
  4992. 00:53:12,987 --> 00:53:14,387
  4993. Scotch on the rocks.
  4994.  
  4995. 1117
  4996. 00:53:14,389 --> 00:53:16,021
  4997. Two rocks.
  4998. And I mean two.
  4999.  
  5000. 1118
  5001. 00:53:16,023 --> 00:53:17,558
  5002. If there's three,
  5003. it's going back.
  5004.  
  5005. 1119
  5006. 00:53:18,793 --> 00:53:21,930
  5007. How cute are you?
  5008.  
  5009. 1120
  5010. 00:53:23,764 --> 00:53:26,099
  5011. - Are you in charge?
  5012. - Mm-hmm.
  5013.  
  5014. 1121
  5015. 00:53:26,101 --> 00:53:28,804
  5016. Let's get real.
  5017. This black card's in charge.
  5018.  
  5019. 1122
  5020. 00:53:31,806 --> 00:53:34,139
  5021. - What is this?
  5022. - The kids' menu.
  5023.  
  5024. 1123
  5025. 00:53:34,141 --> 00:53:36,576
  5026. Would you like this kid's foot
  5027. up your...
  5028.  
  5029. 1124
  5030. 00:53:36,578 --> 00:53:38,076
  5031. Oh, she'll have
  5032. a Shirley Temple.
  5033.  
  5034. 1125
  5035. 00:53:38,078 --> 00:53:40,014
  5036. Porterhouse, rare.
  5037.  
  5038. 1126
  5039. 00:53:41,449 --> 00:53:42,982
  5040. Right away.
  5041.  
  5042. 1127
  5043. 00:53:42,984 --> 00:53:44,416
  5044. Thank you.
  5045.  
  5046. 1128
  5047. 00:53:44,418 --> 00:53:45,884
  5048. Any leads on
  5049. the doughnut truck?
  5050.  
  5051. 1129
  5052. 00:53:45,886 --> 00:53:48,987
  5053. The city doesn't provide
  5054. contact info for the trucks,
  5055.  
  5056. 1130
  5057. 00:53:48,989 --> 00:53:52,157
  5058. and since someone took them
  5059. off our route...
  5060.  
  5061. 1131
  5062. 00:53:52,159 --> 00:53:54,761
  5063. - Damn it.
  5064. - But...
  5065.  
  5066. 1132
  5067. 00:53:54,763 --> 00:53:56,561
  5068. these trucks need to be
  5069. inspected every year,
  5070.  
  5071. 1133
  5072. 00:53:56,563 --> 00:53:58,998
  5073. and they can't just go
  5074. to any auto repair shop.
  5075.  
  5076. 1134
  5077. 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,634
  5078. So I narrowed it down to a
  5079. dozen repair shops in the city
  5080.  
  5081. 1135
  5082. 00:54:02,636 --> 00:54:03,902
  5083. that handle
  5084. food truck inspections.
  5085.  
  5086. 1136
  5087. 00:54:03,904 --> 00:54:05,570
  5088. And I have an intern
  5089. making calls,
  5090.  
  5091. 1137
  5092. 00:54:05,572 --> 00:54:07,105
  5093. so we should have a lead soon.
  5094.  
  5095. 1138
  5096. 00:54:07,107 --> 00:54:09,808
  5097. - Thank you.
  5098. - Here you go.
  5099.  
  5100. 1139
  5101. 00:54:09,810 --> 00:54:11,643
  5102. Yes. Thank you.
  5103.  
  5104. 1140
  5105. 00:54:13,114 --> 00:54:14,614
  5106. Mm.
  5107.  
  5108. 1141
  5109. 00:54:14,616 --> 00:54:16,681
  5110. This is heaven.
  5111.  
  5112. 1142
  5113. 00:54:16,683 --> 00:54:18,683
  5114. - I would... You know.
  5115. - Mm-hmm.
  5116.  
  5117. 1143
  5118. 00:54:18,685 --> 00:54:20,085
  5119. Mm.
  5120.  
  5121. 1144
  5122. 00:54:20,087 --> 00:54:21,853
  5123. Mm-mm-mm!
  5124.  
  5125. 1145
  5126. 00:54:21,855 --> 00:54:24,424
  5127. Oh, it's not all bad
  5128. at your school, though,
  5129.  
  5130. 1146
  5131. 00:54:24,426 --> 00:54:26,058
  5132. 'cause can we talk about
  5133. Mr. Marshall,
  5134.  
  5135. 1147
  5136. 00:54:26,060 --> 00:54:28,059
  5137. the other white meat?
  5138.  
  5139. 1148
  5140. 00:54:28,061 --> 00:54:30,096
  5141. Oh, girl, I was thinking about
  5142. going back to pork.
  5143.  
  5144. 1149
  5145. 00:54:30,098 --> 00:54:31,431
  5146. Hello. Oink, oink.
  5147.  
  5148. 1150
  5149. 00:54:31,433 --> 00:54:32,864
  5150. Him fine as swine.
  5151.  
  5152. 1151
  5153. 00:54:32,866 --> 00:54:34,833
  5154. I'd like to
  5155. teach him some things.
  5156.  
  5157. 1152
  5158. 00:54:34,835 --> 00:54:37,436
  5159. What are you gonna teach him
  5160. in that scrawny, flat body?
  5161.  
  5162. 1153
  5163. 00:54:37,438 --> 00:54:38,804
  5164. Well, at least I'm not dried up
  5165.  
  5166. 1154
  5167. 00:54:38,806 --> 00:54:40,540
  5168. like a creek hit by a drought
  5169. down there.
  5170.  
  5171. 1155
  5172. 00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:42,608
  5173. Please stop.
  5174.  
  5175. 1156
  5176. 00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:45,578
  5177. Just a dusty bed of rocks
  5178. where water once flowed.
  5179.  
  5180. 1157
  5181. 00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:47,612
  5182. First, that's not...
  5183. it's not dusty.
  5184.  
  5185. 1158
  5186. 00:54:47,614 --> 00:54:50,081
  5187. Anyways, what's up
  5188. with you and Preston?
  5189.  
  5190. 1159
  5191. 00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:52,083
  5192. Making puppy dog eyes
  5193. at him all day.
  5194.  
  5195. 1160
  5196. 00:54:52,085 --> 00:54:53,820
  5197. We're just friends.
  5198.  
  5199. 1161
  5200. 00:54:53,822 --> 00:54:56,188
  5201. Well, yeah, 'cause you're
  5202. too scared to get at him.
  5203.  
  5204. 1162
  5205. 00:54:56,190 --> 00:54:59,090
  5206. You see, that's your problem
  5207. with work and men.
  5208.  
  5209. 1163
  5210. 00:54:59,092 --> 00:55:00,726
  5211. You can't close the deal.
  5212.  
  5213. 1164
  5214. 00:55:00,728 --> 00:55:02,061
  5215. Wh-What about you?
  5216.  
  5217. 1165
  5218. 00:55:02,063 --> 00:55:04,697
  5219. You hire employees
  5220. but don't trust them.
  5221.  
  5222. 1166
  5223. 00:55:04,699 --> 00:55:07,632
  5224. You meet people
  5225. but don't make friends.
  5226.  
  5227. 1167
  5228. 00:55:07,634 --> 00:55:10,235
  5229. You date, and you don't commit.
  5230.  
  5231. 1168
  5232. 00:55:10,237 --> 00:55:12,505
  5233. Committing is overrated.
  5234.  
  5235. 1169
  5236. 00:55:12,507 --> 00:55:14,005
  5237. I'm a boss.
  5238.  
  5239. 1170
  5240. 00:55:14,007 --> 00:55:16,041
  5241. I can't be heartbroken.
  5242.  
  5243. 1171
  5244. 00:55:16,043 --> 00:55:19,078
  5245. Men want me to be just like
  5246. a Mary J. Blige song.
  5247.  
  5248. 1172
  5249. 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,213
  5250. Just down without them.
  5251.  
  5252. 1173
  5253. 00:55:21,215 --> 00:55:23,748
  5254. But I'm too strong
  5255. for that mess.
  5256.  
  5257. 1174
  5258. 00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,821
  5259. Okay.
  5260.  
  5261. 1175
  5262. 00:55:28,188 --> 00:55:30,489
  5263. Wait. Oh, can you actually
  5264. just leave the whole bottle?
  5265.  
  5266. 1176
  5267. 00:55:30,491 --> 00:55:32,558
  5268. 'Cause she left her card,
  5269. right?
  5270.  
  5271. 1177
  5272. 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,163
  5273. She comes from money.
  5274.  
  5275. 1178
  5276. 00:55:35,563 --> 00:55:36,929
  5277. What are you doing?
  5278.  
  5279. 1179
  5280. 00:55:36,931 --> 00:55:39,130
  5281. Mm, nothing.
  5282.  
  5283. 1180
  5284. 00:55:39,132 --> 00:55:41,000
  5285. Why are you sniffing
  5286. and holding my glass?
  5287.  
  5288. 1181
  5289. 00:55:41,002 --> 00:55:43,069
  5290. My hand is not on your glass.
  5291.  
  5292. 1182
  5293. 00:55:43,071 --> 00:55:44,770
  5294. I literally see
  5295. your baby fingers right now
  5296.  
  5297. 1183
  5298. 00:55:44,772 --> 00:55:46,038
  5299. gripping my glass.
  5300.  
  5301. 1184
  5302. 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,040
  5303. Well, I think
  5304. you're seeing things.
  5305.  
  5306. 1185
  5307. 00:55:48,042 --> 00:55:50,576
  5308. Jordan, no drinking.
  5309. I mean it.
  5310.  
  5311. 1186
  5312. 00:55:50,578 --> 00:55:53,679
  5313. You got my aunties
  5314. over there trippin'. Stop.
  5315.  
  5316. 1187
  5317. 00:55:53,681 --> 00:55:56,782
  5318. Relax. I'm fine.
  5319.  
  5320. 1188
  5321. 00:55:56,784 --> 00:55:58,683
  5322. She's fine.
  5323. It's a game we play.
  5324.  
  5325. 1189
  5326. 00:55:58,685 --> 00:56:00,219
  5327. I'm drinking.
  5328. You're drinking.
  5329.  
  5330. 1190
  5331. 00:56:00,221 --> 00:56:02,087
  5332. One, two, three, drink.
  5333.  
  5334. 1191
  5335. 00:56:04,157 --> 00:56:06,092
  5336. Girl, that baby's drunk.
  5337.  
  5338. 1192
  5339. 00:56:06,094 --> 00:56:09,862
  5340. ♪ Time on my hands ♪
  5341.  
  5342. 1193
  5343. 00:56:09,864 --> 00:56:13,065
  5344. ♪ Since you've been away, boy ♪
  5345.  
  5346. 1194
  5347. 00:56:13,067 --> 00:56:16,969
  5348. ♪ I ain't got no plans ♪
  5349.  
  5350. 1195
  5351. 00:56:16,971 --> 00:56:18,737
  5352. ♪ No, no, no, no ♪
  5353.  
  5354. 1196
  5355. 00:56:18,739 --> 00:56:20,773
  5356. But, see, I do got plans,
  5357. 'cause I'm the boss, okurrr?
  5358.  
  5359. 1197
  5360. 00:56:22,911 --> 00:56:25,645
  5361. ♪ And the sound of the rain ♪
  5362.  
  5363. 1198
  5364. 00:56:25,647 --> 00:56:28,713
  5365. - ♪ Against my windowpane ♪
  5366. - Stop.
  5367.  
  5368. 1199
  5369. 00:56:28,715 --> 00:56:30,583
  5370. - Jordan, get down.
  5371. - ♪ Is slowly ♪
  5372.  
  5373. 1200
  5374. 00:56:30,585 --> 00:56:33,686
  5375. - ♪ Is slowly driving me insane ♪
  5376. - Stop.
  5377.  
  5378. 1201
  5379. 00:56:33,688 --> 00:56:35,654
  5380. - I'm sorry.
  5381. - ♪ Boy ♪
  5382.  
  5383. 1202
  5384. 00:56:35,656 --> 00:56:37,723
  5385. What are you do...? Why are you
  5386. embarrassing me like this?
  5387.  
  5388. 1203
  5389. 00:56:37,725 --> 00:56:40,992
  5390. ♪ I'm going down,
  5391. I'm going down ♪
  5392.  
  5393. 1204
  5394. 00:56:40,994 --> 00:56:42,561
  5395. Go down, then.
  5396.  
  5397. 1205
  5398. 00:56:42,563 --> 00:56:43,962
  5399. Go... Come down.
  5400.  
  5401. 1206
  5402. 00:56:43,964 --> 00:56:46,232
  5403. ♪ 'Cause you ain't around,
  5404. baby... ♪
  5405.  
  5406. 1207
  5407. 00:56:46,234 --> 00:56:48,134
  5408. Some kids need more
  5409. than just time-out.
  5410.  
  5411. 1208
  5412. 00:56:48,136 --> 00:56:50,101
  5413. First of all,
  5414. I am a great mother.
  5415.  
  5416. 1209
  5417. 00:56:50,103 --> 00:56:51,938
  5418. I encourage
  5419. this type of behavior.
  5420.  
  5421. 1210
  5422. 00:56:51,940 --> 00:56:54,139
  5423. - Matter of fact...
  5424. - ♪ ...side down... ♪
  5425.  
  5426. 1211
  5427. 00:56:54,141 --> 00:56:56,875
  5428. ♪ Sleep don't come easy ♪
  5429.  
  5430. 1212
  5431. 00:56:56,877 --> 00:56:58,643
  5432. ♪ Boy, please believe me ♪
  5433. - Don't worry.
  5434.  
  5435. 1213
  5436. 00:56:58,645 --> 00:57:00,813
  5437. - I'll be right back.
  5438. - Sorry. - Okay.
  5439.  
  5440. 1214
  5441. 00:57:00,815 --> 00:57:03,782
  5442. ♪ Since you been gone ♪
  5443.  
  5444. 1215
  5445. 00:57:03,784 --> 00:57:07,052
  5446. ♪ Everything's going wrong ♪
  5447.  
  5448. 1216
  5449. 00:57:07,054 --> 00:57:09,020
  5450. Everything. Everything.
  5451.  
  5452. 1217
  5453. 00:57:09,022 --> 00:57:10,623
  5454. Yes, Auntie!
  5455.  
  5456. 1218
  5457. 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,724
  5458. ♪ Why'd you have to
  5459. say good-bye? ♪
  5460.  
  5461. 1219
  5462. 00:57:12,726 --> 00:57:15,860
  5463. ♪ Look what you've done to me ♪
  5464.  
  5465. 1220
  5466. 00:57:15,862 --> 00:57:18,230
  5467. - Who is this?
  5468. - ♪ I can't stop these tears ♪
  5469.  
  5470. 1221
  5471. 00:57:18,232 --> 00:57:21,634
  5472. - ♪ From falling from my eyes ♪
  5473. - You don't know her? - Baby...
  5474.  
  5475. 1222
  5476. 00:57:21,636 --> 00:57:22,735
  5477. ♪ Ooh, baby ♪
  5478.  
  5479. 1223
  5480. 00:57:22,737 --> 00:57:24,940
  5481. ♪ I'm going down ♪
  5482.  
  5483. 1224
  5484. 00:57:26,074 --> 00:57:29,775
  5485. ♪ I'm going down ♪
  5486.  
  5487. 1225
  5488. 00:57:29,777 --> 00:57:33,945
  5489. ♪ 'Cause you ain't around,
  5490. baby ♪
  5491.  
  5492. 1226
  5493. 00:57:33,947 --> 00:57:36,916
  5494. ♪ My whole world's ♪
  5495.  
  5496. 1227
  5497. 00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:40,589
  5498. ♪ Up... side down ♪
  5499.  
  5500. 1228
  5501. 00:57:41,755 --> 00:57:45,123
  5502. ♪ Oh, I don't know what to do ♪
  5503.  
  5504. 1229
  5505. 00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:49,695
  5506. ♪ If I ever lose you ♪
  5507.  
  5508. 1230
  5509. 00:57:49,697 --> 00:57:52,098
  5510. ♪ I'll be going down ♪
  5511.  
  5512. 1231
  5513. 00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:56,170
  5514. - Oh!
  5515. - ♪ I said I'll be going down ♪
  5516.  
  5517. 1232
  5518. 00:57:57,404 --> 00:57:59,838
  5519. ♪ Oh... ♪
  5520.  
  5521. 1233
  5522. 00:58:01,808 --> 00:58:04,744
  5523. - Oh, my word.
  5524. - ♪ Please forgive me, baby ♪
  5525.  
  5526. 1234
  5527. 00:58:04,746 --> 00:58:09,215
  5528. ♪ I'm so sorry, sorry,
  5529. sorry, sorry ♪
  5530.  
  5531. 1235
  5532. 00:58:16,924 --> 00:58:19,425
  5533. All right, I'm out.
  5534.  
  5535. 1236
  5536. 00:58:19,427 --> 00:58:23,395
  5537. April.
  5538. Y-You can't leave.
  5539.  
  5540. 1237
  5541. 00:58:23,397 --> 00:58:25,864
  5542. If Vince sees you
  5543. outside leaving,
  5544.  
  5545. 1238
  5546. 00:58:25,866 --> 00:58:28,736
  5547. then he might call Agent Bea.
  5548.  
  5549. 1239
  5550. 00:58:30,103 --> 00:58:32,971
  5551. Are you asking me
  5552. to spend the night?
  5553.  
  5554. 1240
  5555. 00:58:32,973 --> 00:58:36,010
  5556. I don't know how much longer
  5557. I can take being 13.
  5558.  
  5559. 1241
  5560. 00:58:37,878 --> 00:58:40,079
  5561. Please...
  5562.  
  5563. 1242
  5564. 00:58:40,081 --> 00:58:42,718
  5565. Miss April, ma'am.
  5566.  
  5567. 1243
  5568. 00:58:46,119 --> 00:58:48,089
  5569. Thank you.
  5570.  
  5571. 1244
  5572. 00:58:49,891 --> 00:58:53,025
  5573. Well, see you at
  5574. the crossroads, Wicked Witch.
  5575.  
  5576. 1245
  5577. 00:58:53,027 --> 00:58:55,630
  5578. So, how's it look?
  5579.  
  5580. 1246
  5581. 00:58:57,699 --> 00:58:59,431
  5582. Um...
  5583.  
  5584. 1247
  5585. 00:58:59,433 --> 00:59:01,967
  5586. it'll get you
  5587. through the night, yeah.
  5588.  
  5589. 1248
  5590. 00:59:01,969 --> 00:59:03,902
  5591. You like this movie?
  5592.  
  5593. 1249
  5594. 00:59:03,904 --> 00:59:05,938
  5595. Yeah, I love it.
  5596.  
  5597. 1250
  5598. 00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:09,474
  5599. Work! Work! Work! Work! Work!
  5600.  
  5601. 1251
  5602. 00:59:09,476 --> 00:59:12,078
  5603. Yes. Come through.
  5604.  
  5605. 1252
  5606. 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,780
  5607. And all lunch hours
  5608. are canceled!
  5609.  
  5610. 1253
  5611. 00:59:15,782 --> 00:59:18,416
  5612. - Are you serious?
  5613. - Now suffer!
  5614.  
  5615. 1254
  5616. 00:59:18,418 --> 00:59:19,819
  5617. Really?
  5618.  
  5619. 1255
  5620. 00:59:19,821 --> 00:59:21,286
  5621. Evillene was a boss.
  5622.  
  5623. 1256
  5624. 00:59:21,288 --> 00:59:23,422
  5625. I learned so much about
  5626. running a company from her.
  5627.  
  5628. 1257
  5629. 00:59:23,424 --> 00:59:25,757
  5630. We haven't had
  5631. a lunch hour in six months!
  5632.  
  5633. 1258
  5634. 00:59:25,759 --> 00:59:27,226
  5635. That explains a lot.
  5636.  
  5637. 1259
  5638. 00:59:27,228 --> 00:59:30,362
  5639. But I wasn't always
  5640. this hard on people.
  5641.  
  5642. 1260
  5643. 00:59:30,364 --> 00:59:35,233
  5644. When I was first this age,
  5645. I stopped being open and kind.
  5646.  
  5647. 1261
  5648. 00:59:35,235 --> 00:59:39,371
  5649. Every time I tried to fit in,
  5650. kids would just beat me down.
  5651.  
  5652. 1262
  5653. 00:59:39,373 --> 00:59:43,842
  5654. Make fun of me, bully me.
  5655.  
  5656. 1263
  5657. 00:59:43,844 --> 00:59:46,478
  5658. At that point,
  5659. I just gave up on people.
  5660.  
  5661. 1264
  5662. 00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,447
  5663. It hurt too much to care.
  5664.  
  5665. 1265
  5666. 00:59:51,252 --> 00:59:54,219
  5667. Anyways, when I grew up,
  5668.  
  5669. 1266
  5670. 00:59:54,221 --> 00:59:57,223
  5671. I guess I just
  5672. attacked people first
  5673.  
  5674. 1267
  5675. 00:59:57,225 --> 00:59:59,427
  5676. before they could attack me.
  5677.  
  5678. 1268
  5679. 01:00:05,165 --> 01:00:07,366
  5680. I get it.
  5681.  
  5682. 1269
  5683. 01:00:07,368 --> 01:00:09,335
  5684. You know,
  5685. it's hard out here for girls.
  5686.  
  5687. 1270
  5688. 01:00:09,337 --> 01:00:12,036
  5689. It's like, you get one shot
  5690. if you're lucky,
  5691.  
  5692. 1271
  5693. 01:00:12,038 --> 01:00:15,174
  5694. and if you don't hit
  5695. the bull's-eye,
  5696.  
  5697. 1272
  5698. 01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,446
  5699. people will drag you.
  5700.  
  5701. 1273
  5702. 01:00:22,282 --> 01:00:24,286
  5703. Am I done?
  5704.  
  5705. 1274
  5706. 01:00:26,154 --> 01:00:28,119
  5707. You finished and done.
  5708.  
  5709. 1275
  5710. 01:00:28,121 --> 01:00:29,223
  5711. Cool.
  5712.  
  5713. 1276
  5714. 01:00:36,130 --> 01:00:39,431
  5715. Initiating
  5716. "Bed" light sequence.
  5717.  
  5718. 1277
  5719. 01:00:39,433 --> 01:00:41,900
  5720. You're welcome, ladies.
  5721.  
  5722. 1278
  5723. 01:00:41,902 --> 01:00:43,134
  5724. What is going on?
  5725.  
  5726. 1279
  5727. 01:00:47,007 --> 01:00:49,375
  5728. - He's here.
  5729. - Who?
  5730.  
  5731. 1280
  5732. 01:00:56,016 --> 01:00:58,583
  5733. Oh, my God.
  5734. Did you order him?
  5735.  
  5736. 1281
  5737. 01:01:03,991 --> 01:01:06,592
  5738. Is this rich people Postmates?
  5739.  
  5740. 1282
  5741. 01:01:10,031 --> 01:01:11,963
  5742. Ooh.
  5743.  
  5744. 1283
  5745. 01:01:15,902 --> 01:01:18,270
  5746. He's doing the dolphin.
  5747. He could flip me.
  5748.  
  5749. 1284
  5750. 01:01:23,578 --> 01:01:25,610
  5751. Oh, my God.
  5752.  
  5753. 1285
  5754. 01:01:36,857 --> 01:01:38,224
  5755. Yes.
  5756.  
  5757. 1286
  5758. 01:01:42,596 --> 01:01:46,297
  5759. Ooh, put me in the middle
  5760. of that. Yes, yes.
  5761.  
  5762. 1287
  5763. 01:01:48,969 --> 01:01:50,402
  5764. Oh, no, you can't look at this.
  5765.  
  5766. 1288
  5767. 01:01:50,404 --> 01:01:52,036
  5768. This is for grown folks'
  5769. eyes only.
  5770.  
  5771. 1289
  5772. 01:01:59,246 --> 01:02:00,512
  5773. Kid, stop looking!
  5774.  
  5775. 1290
  5776. 01:02:00,514 --> 01:02:02,181
  5777. - Oh, my God.
  5778. - Oh, my God.
  5779.  
  5780. 1291
  5781. 01:02:02,183 --> 01:02:04,983
  5782. - Oh, just calm down. It's fine.
  5783. - Oh, no. It's fine.
  5784.  
  5785. 1292
  5786. 01:02:04,985 --> 01:02:06,384
  5787. Just relax.
  5788.  
  5789. 1293
  5790. 01:02:06,386 --> 01:02:08,454
  5791. No, it is not.
  5792. No, it is not fine.
  5793.  
  5794. 1294
  5795. 01:02:08,456 --> 01:02:10,422
  5796. What... what's wrong with you?
  5797.  
  5798. 1295
  5799. 01:02:10,424 --> 01:02:12,958
  5800. Oh, 'cause she's a child. I...
  5801.  
  5802. 1296
  5803. 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,393
  5804. - You a child.
  5805. - Oh, right.
  5806.  
  5807. 1297
  5808. 01:02:15,395 --> 01:02:17,929
  5809. What?
  5810. What-what are you doing here?
  5811.  
  5812. 1298
  5813. 01:02:17,931 --> 01:02:20,398
  5814. Well, what are you doing here?
  5815. This is my house.
  5816.  
  5817. 1299
  5818. 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,335
  5819. Who are you?!
  5820.  
  5821. 1300
  5822. 01:02:22,969 --> 01:02:25,270
  5823. Oh, um...
  5824.  
  5825. 1301
  5826. 01:02:25,272 --> 01:02:27,373
  5827. Well, I'm April,
  5828. with an "A" for "available."
  5829.  
  5830. 1302
  5831. 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:30,308
  5832. It's so good...
  5833. so nice to meet you.
  5834.  
  5835. 1303
  5836. 01:02:30,310 --> 01:02:31,944
  5837. Yes. Ooh.
  5838.  
  5839. 1304
  5840. 01:02:31,946 --> 01:02:33,179
  5841. Wh-What I'm trying
  5842. to understand is...
  5843.  
  5844. 1305
  5845. 01:02:33,181 --> 01:02:37,181
  5846. why would you be in Jordan's
  5847. apartment watching some...
  5848.  
  5849. 1306
  5850. 01:02:37,183 --> 01:02:40,485
  5851. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
  5852.  
  5853. 1307
  5854. 01:02:40,487 --> 01:02:42,320
  5855. I know exactly who you are.
  5856.  
  5857. 1308
  5858. 01:02:42,322 --> 01:02:43,621
  5859. You do?
  5860.  
  5861. 1309
  5862. 01:02:43,623 --> 01:02:45,224
  5863. Well, sure.
  5864.  
  5865. 1310
  5866. 01:02:45,226 --> 01:02:46,525
  5867. Man, listen, listen,
  5868.  
  5869. 1311
  5870. 01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:48,059
  5871. everything's gonna be okay,
  5872. all right?
  5873.  
  5874. 1312
  5875. 01:02:48,061 --> 01:02:49,360
  5876. Don't worry,
  5877. everything's gonna be fine.
  5878.  
  5879. 1313
  5880. 01:02:49,362 --> 01:02:50,929
  5881. We're gonna figure this out
  5882. together.
  5883.  
  5884. 1314
  5885. 01:02:50,931 --> 01:02:53,165
  5886. It's-it's gonna take
  5887. some adjusting, and...
  5888.  
  5889. 1315
  5890. 01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:54,366
  5891. To be honest,
  5892. I'd always imagined
  5893.  
  5894. 1316
  5895. 01:02:54,368 --> 01:02:55,967
  5896. having my own kids
  5897. at first, but...
  5898.  
  5899. 1317
  5900. 01:02:55,969 --> 01:02:58,670
  5901. I guess, when God sends you
  5902. a child to love,
  5903.  
  5904. 1318
  5905. 01:02:58,672 --> 01:03:00,207
  5906. it doesn't matter
  5907. where it comes from.
  5908.  
  5909. 1319
  5910. 01:03:02,076 --> 01:03:04,543
  5911. Wait, what the hell
  5912. are you talking about?
  5913.  
  5914. 1320
  5915. 01:03:04,545 --> 01:03:06,712
  5916. This is why Jordan
  5917. was so closed off to me.
  5918.  
  5919. 1321
  5920. 01:03:06,714 --> 01:03:09,213
  5921. She was embarrassed to tell me
  5922. she's a single mom.
  5923.  
  5924. 1322
  5925. 01:03:09,215 --> 01:03:11,382
  5926. Oh, God, no.
  5927.  
  5928. 1323
  5929. 01:03:11,384 --> 01:03:13,552
  5930. - No, no, no, no, no. Get out.
  5931. - You know what?
  5932.  
  5933. 1324
  5934. 01:03:13,554 --> 01:03:14,686
  5935. - I think you better go. You should go.
  5936. - Go!
  5937.  
  5938. 1325
  5939. 01:03:14,688 --> 01:03:16,487
  5940. Look at you. You're so cute,
  5941. like a little doll.
  5942.  
  5943. 1326
  5944. 01:03:16,489 --> 01:03:17,989
  5945. We can go together,
  5946. but... you got to go.
  5947.  
  5948. 1327
  5949. 01:03:17,991 --> 01:03:19,058
  5950. Just lovable. Look at...
  5951.  
  5952. 1328
  5953. 01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:21,694
  5954. No, no,
  5955. wait, wait, wait, wait.
  5956.  
  5957. 1329
  5958. 01:03:21,696 --> 01:03:23,561
  5959. Oh, my God, you're so strong.
  5960.  
  5961. 1330
  5962. 01:03:23,563 --> 01:03:24,697
  5963. Key.
  5964.  
  5965. 1331
  5966. 01:03:24,699 --> 01:03:26,632
  5967. You sound just like your mama.
  5968.  
  5969. 1332
  5970. 01:03:26,634 --> 01:03:28,266
  5971. That... that tough exterior
  5972. just trying to...
  5973.  
  5974. 1333
  5975. 01:03:28,268 --> 01:03:29,467
  5976. just trying to protect
  5977. what's on the inside.
  5978.  
  5979. 1334
  5980. 01:03:29,469 --> 01:03:31,270
  5981. Look, you ain't
  5982. got to do that no more.
  5983.  
  5984. 1335
  5985. 01:03:31,272 --> 01:03:33,172
  5986. - Just give me the key.
  5987. - Okay? I'm here for you.
  5988.  
  5989. 1336
  5990. 01:03:33,174 --> 01:03:35,040
  5991. All right?
  5992.  
  5993. 1337
  5994. 01:03:35,042 --> 01:03:37,009
  5995. And look, don't-don't...
  5996. Listen, don't...
  5997.  
  5998. 1338
  5999. 01:03:37,011 --> 01:03:38,444
  6000. don't tell your mom, all right?
  6001.  
  6002. 1339
  6003. 01:03:38,446 --> 01:03:41,313
  6004. Just-just give me a chance
  6005. to explain, okay?
  6006.  
  6007. 1340
  6008. 01:03:41,315 --> 01:03:43,614
  6009. I'll-I'll be back, all right?
  6010.  
  6011. 1341
  6012. 01:03:43,616 --> 01:03:46,150
  6013. I'll be back. Daddy's home.
  6014.  
  6015. 1342
  6016. 01:03:46,152 --> 01:03:48,353
  6017. Mama's home, too.
  6018.  
  6019. 1343
  6020. 01:03:49,357 --> 01:03:51,489
  6021. I'm on Hinge, Tinder
  6022. and Christian Mingle.
  6023.  
  6024. 1344
  6025. 01:03:55,395 --> 01:03:57,395
  6026. So, now what?
  6027.  
  6028. 1345
  6029. 01:03:57,397 --> 01:04:00,366
  6030. I hate to say it,
  6031. but I have to go back to work.
  6032.  
  6033. 1346
  6034. 01:04:00,368 --> 01:04:01,733
  6035. And you have to go back to...
  6036.  
  6037. 1347
  6038. 01:04:01,735 --> 01:04:03,569
  6039. No, no, no.
  6040. Please don't say it, April.
  6041.  
  6042. 1348
  6043. 01:04:03,571 --> 01:04:05,036
  6044. To school.
  6045.  
  6046. 1349
  6047. 01:04:05,038 --> 01:04:06,704
  6048. We can't risk it
  6049. with Agent Bea.
  6050.  
  6051. 1350
  6052. 01:04:06,706 --> 01:04:09,641
  6053. You don't understand
  6054. what school was like.
  6055.  
  6056. 1351
  6057. 01:04:09,643 --> 01:04:12,177
  6058. Or is like.
  6059.  
  6060. 1352
  6061. 01:04:12,179 --> 01:04:15,547
  6062. The way this Jasmine girl makes
  6063. people feel about themselves?
  6064.  
  6065. 1353
  6066. 01:04:15,549 --> 01:04:18,750
  6067. She's mean, cruel, a bully.
  6068.  
  6069. 1354
  6070. 01:04:18,752 --> 01:04:21,420
  6071. Doesn't care about
  6072. anyone's feelings.
  6073.  
  6074. 1355
  6075. 01:04:22,757 --> 01:04:25,623
  6076. Yeah, I can't imagine
  6077. what that's like.
  6078.  
  6079. 1356
  6080. 01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:29,061
  6081. You're not talking about me,
  6082. are you?
  6083.  
  6084. 1357
  6085. 01:04:29,063 --> 01:04:32,297
  6086. There's probably a reason
  6087. why you became this Jordan.
  6088.  
  6089. 1358
  6090. 01:04:32,299 --> 01:04:34,532
  6091. You know, maybe you have to do
  6092.  
  6093. 1359
  6094. 01:04:34,534 --> 01:04:37,235
  6095. something differently
  6096. at this age.
  6097.  
  6098. 1360
  6099. 01:04:37,237 --> 01:04:39,174
  6100. Botox?
  6101.  
  6102. 1361
  6103. 01:04:40,507 --> 01:04:42,808
  6104. I'm just saying...
  6105.  
  6106. 1362
  6107. 01:04:42,810 --> 01:04:46,210
  6108. you have a chance
  6109. anyone would kill for.
  6110.  
  6111. 1363
  6112. 01:04:46,212 --> 01:04:49,148
  6113. You get to be a child again.
  6114.  
  6115. 1364
  6116. 01:04:49,150 --> 01:04:52,686
  6117. So, knowing what you know now,
  6118. what would you do different?
  6119.  
  6120. 1365
  6121. 01:04:55,723 --> 01:04:57,659
  6122. I'd stun on those kids.
  6123.  
  6124. 1366
  6125. 01:05:00,161 --> 01:05:01,559
  6126. Yeah.
  6127.  
  6128. 1367
  6129. 01:05:12,272 --> 01:05:14,505
  6130. - Hey.
  6131. - Look.
  6132.  
  6133. 1368
  6134. 01:05:18,446 --> 01:05:21,179
  6135. Mm!
  6136.  
  6137. 1369
  6138. 01:05:21,181 --> 01:05:23,514
  6139. - Straws? It's me.
  6140. - Oh, my gosh.
  6141.  
  6142. 1370
  6143. 01:05:23,516 --> 01:05:24,616
  6144. The hot pink.
  6145.  
  6146. 1371
  6147. 01:05:24,618 --> 01:05:26,351
  6148. - I know. I know.
  6149. - Look.
  6150.  
  6151. 1372
  6152. 01:05:26,353 --> 01:05:28,320
  6153. Oh, my God. Is that...?
  6154.  
  6155. 1373
  6156. 01:05:28,322 --> 01:05:29,788
  6157. Custom? Yes. Yes, it is.
  6158.  
  6159. 1374
  6160. 01:05:29,790 --> 01:05:31,590
  6161. - Jordan.
  6162. - Yeah?
  6163.  
  6164. 1375
  6165. 01:05:31,592 --> 01:05:33,391
  6166. - You look...
  6167. - I know, I know.
  6168.  
  6169. 1376
  6170. 01:05:33,393 --> 01:05:36,261
  6171. Wow. Jasmine gave you respect.
  6172. That's huge.
  6173.  
  6174. 1377
  6175. 01:05:38,299 --> 01:05:40,732
  6176. - It's time! - Yeah.
  6177. - Time for what?
  6178.  
  6179. 1378
  6180. 01:05:40,734 --> 01:05:43,134
  6181. - Time for everything to change around here.
  6182. - Yeah! - Uh-huh.
  6183.  
  6184. 1379
  6185. 01:05:43,136 --> 01:05:45,837
  6186. Winchella auditions
  6187. starting now.
  6188.  
  6189. 1380
  6190. 01:05:45,839 --> 01:05:47,206
  6191. - No. No, no, no.
  6192. - Yes!
  6193.  
  6194. 1381
  6195. 01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:49,474
  6196. No talent shows, no auditions.
  6197.  
  6198. 1382
  6199. 01:05:49,476 --> 01:05:52,478
  6200. We got this.
  6201. Isaac's got the voice.
  6202.  
  6203. 1383
  6204. 01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:53,645
  6205. ♪ La. ♪
  6206.  
  6207. 1384
  6208. 01:05:53,647 --> 01:05:55,780
  6209. And we've got the moves.
  6210.  
  6211. 1385
  6212. 01:05:55,782 --> 01:05:58,116
  6213. 'Ey! 'Ey!
  6214.  
  6215. 1386
  6216. 01:05:58,118 --> 01:06:00,251
  6217. It literally cannot go wrong.
  6218.  
  6219. 1387
  6220. 01:06:00,253 --> 01:06:01,487
  6221. Yes!
  6222.  
  6223. 1388
  6224. 01:06:01,489 --> 01:06:02,820
  6225. Let's do this!
  6226.  
  6227. 1389
  6228. 01:06:02,822 --> 01:06:05,389
  6229. Come on.
  6230. It's gonna be great.
  6231.  
  6232. 1390
  6233. 01:06:23,777 --> 01:06:25,409
  6234. That was amazing.
  6235.  
  6236. 1391
  6237. 01:06:25,411 --> 01:06:26,878
  6238. See you all at Winchella.
  6239.  
  6240. 1392
  6241. 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,246
  6242. Yeah!
  6243.  
  6244. 1393
  6245. 01:06:28,248 --> 01:06:30,752
  6246. Oh, except for you, Becca.
  6247. You suck.
  6248.  
  6249. 1394
  6250. 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,353
  6251. - Hm. -
  6252. - Come on, guys.
  6253.  
  6254. 1395
  6255. 01:06:34,355 --> 01:06:35,353
  6256. Next.
  6257.  
  6258. 1396
  6259. 01:06:35,355 --> 01:06:37,255
  6260. S-Sure you don't want
  6261. to join us, Jordan?
  6262.  
  6263. 1397
  6264. 01:06:37,257 --> 01:06:39,690
  6265. Yeah. We could really use
  6266. one more dancer.
  6267.  
  6268. 1398
  6269. 01:06:39,692 --> 01:06:41,527
  6270. - You could freestyle.
  6271. - No way.
  6272.  
  6273. 1399
  6274. 01:06:41,529 --> 01:06:44,563
  6275. I am never going on that stage
  6276. and sharing myself again.
  6277.  
  6278. 1400
  6279. 01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:47,398
  6280. I landed butt first in a stack
  6281. full of cardboard boxes
  6282.  
  6283. 1401
  6284. 01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,634
  6285. the last time I tried that.
  6286.  
  6287. 1402
  6288. 01:06:48,636 --> 01:06:49,670
  6289. Next!
  6290.  
  6291. 1403
  6292. 01:06:53,273 --> 01:06:54,842
  6293. Hi.
  6294.  
  6295. 1404
  6296. 01:06:57,511 --> 01:07:00,411
  6297. Okay. So, what's your talent?
  6298.  
  6299. 1405
  6300. 01:07:00,413 --> 01:07:02,883
  6301. Uh, uh, I'm-I'm-I'm singing.
  6302.  
  6303. 1406
  6304. 01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,253
  6305. ♪ A-And, a-and ♪
  6306.  
  6307. 1407
  6308. 01:07:09,255 --> 01:07:12,757
  6309. ♪ A-And, a-an-and, a-and... ♪
  6310.  
  6311. 1408
  6312. 01:07:12,759 --> 01:07:15,427
  6313. A-A-And we're finished. Next!
  6314.  
  6315. 1409
  6316. 01:07:18,331 --> 01:07:22,233
  6317. Okay, so...
  6318. sometimes he gets nervous.
  6319.  
  6320. 1410
  6321. 01:07:22,235 --> 01:07:24,369
  6322. B-But trust us, he's amazing.
  6323.  
  6324. 1411
  6325. 01:07:24,371 --> 01:07:26,637
  6326. And then we do this, like,
  6327. really hype dance,
  6328.  
  6329. 1412
  6330. 01:07:26,639 --> 01:07:27,940
  6331. - and we back him up.
  6332. - Yeah, yeah.
  6333.  
  6334. 1413
  6335. 01:07:27,942 --> 01:07:30,474
  6336. So we'll just skip to the part
  6337. where we dance.
  6338.  
  6339. 1414
  6340. 01:07:30,476 --> 01:07:32,413
  6341. Music.
  6342.  
  6343. 1415
  6344. 01:07:34,248 --> 01:07:36,715
  6345. W-We'll just go. Um...
  6346.  
  6347. 1416
  6348. 01:07:36,717 --> 01:07:39,717
  6349. a-five, six,
  6350. seven, eight, and...
  6351.  
  6352. 1417
  6353. 01:07:41,487 --> 01:07:42,954
  6354. Oh. Sorry.
  6355.  
  6356. 1418
  6357. 01:07:42,956 --> 01:07:44,288
  6358. Oh!
  6359.  
  6360. 1419
  6361. 01:07:47,427 --> 01:07:49,393
  6362. Okay, that's enough.
  6363. You're in.
  6364.  
  6365. 1420
  6366. 01:07:49,395 --> 01:07:50,929
  6367. See you all at Winchella.
  6368.  
  6369. 1421
  6370. 01:07:50,931 --> 01:07:52,530
  6371. Awesome. Thank you.
  6372.  
  6373. 1422
  6374. 01:07:52,532 --> 01:07:54,398
  6375. You guys are gonna be
  6376. blown away.
  6377.  
  6378. 1423
  6379. 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,268
  6380. We already are.
  6381.  
  6382. 1424
  6383. 01:07:56,270 --> 01:07:58,172
  6384. Yes.
  6385.  
  6386. 1425
  6387. 01:07:59,607 --> 01:08:01,306
  6388. See?
  6389.  
  6390. 1426
  6391. 01:08:01,308 --> 01:08:03,808
  6392. See what?
  6393. That was a disaster.
  6394.  
  6395. 1427
  6396. 01:08:03,810 --> 01:08:06,545
  6397. It wasn't as great as we-we-we
  6398. thought it was gonna be.
  6399.  
  6400. 1428
  6401. 01:08:06,547 --> 01:08:09,547
  6402. But that's okay. We'll totally
  6403. kill it at-at-at Winchella.
  6404.  
  6405. 1429
  6406. 01:08:09,549 --> 01:08:10,616
  6407. Right?
  6408.  
  6409. 1430
  6410. 01:08:10,618 --> 01:08:12,284
  6411. - Yeah.
  6412. - Are you crazy?
  6413.  
  6414. 1431
  6415. 01:08:12,286 --> 01:08:14,453
  6416. She just let you into Winchella
  6417. just to make fun of you.
  6418.  
  6419. 1432
  6420. 01:08:14,455 --> 01:08:16,989
  6421. I don't know.
  6422. I mean, she seemed pretty nice.
  6423.  
  6424. 1433
  6425. 01:08:16,991 --> 01:08:18,489
  6426. Yeah, plus they won't laugh
  6427.  
  6428. 1434
  6429. 01:08:18,491 --> 01:08:21,260
  6430. when they really see
  6431. what we're about.
  6432.  
  6433. 1435
  6434. 01:08:21,262 --> 01:08:23,628
  6435. - Forget showing who you really are.
  6436. - Yeah! -
  6437.  
  6438. 1436
  6439. 01:08:23,630 --> 01:08:25,529
  6440. That is social suicide.
  6441.  
  6442. 1437
  6443. 01:08:25,531 --> 01:08:27,498
  6444. - Huh?
  6445. - You know what?
  6446.  
  6447. 1438
  6448. 01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:29,434
  6449. Let me teach you
  6450. how to be somebody else.
  6451.  
  6452. 1439
  6453. 01:08:29,436 --> 01:08:31,836
  6454. Somebody that a bully
  6455. wouldn't dare to make fun of,
  6456.  
  6457. 1440
  6458. 01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:34,805
  6459. because you're living a life
  6460. that they can only dream of.
  6461.  
  6462. 1441
  6463. 01:08:34,807 --> 01:08:36,707
  6464. And that can't happen here.
  6465.  
  6466. 1442
  6467. 01:08:36,709 --> 01:08:38,342
  6468. - Oh...
  6469. - I-I-I've... I-I've never skipped
  6470.  
  6471. 1443
  6472. 01:08:38,344 --> 01:08:39,944
  6473. a second of school
  6474. in my whole life.
  6475.  
  6476. 1444
  6477. 01:08:39,946 --> 01:08:42,417
  6478. Mm-hmm. And, uh,
  6479. where has that gotten you?
  6480.  
  6481. 1445
  6482. 01:08:43,517 --> 01:08:44,852
  6483. Let's go.
  6484.  
  6485. 1446
  6486. 01:08:54,428 --> 01:08:56,531
  6487. Whoa.
  6488.  
  6489. 1447
  6490. 01:08:57,664 --> 01:08:58,863
  6491. Wow.
  6492.  
  6493. 1448
  6494. 01:08:58,865 --> 01:09:01,699
  6495. - Wow.
  6496. - Whoa.
  6497.  
  6498. 1449
  6499. 01:09:01,701 --> 01:09:03,902
  6500. You live here?
  6501.  
  6502. 1450
  6503. 01:09:03,904 --> 01:09:06,404
  6504. - This is so c-c-cool.
  6505. - Whoa.
  6506.  
  6507. 1451
  6508. 01:09:06,406 --> 01:09:09,608
  6509. - Is this what having money feels like?
  6510. - Wow.
  6511.  
  6512. 1452
  6513. 01:09:09,610 --> 01:09:12,077
  6514. Okay, guys, now, focus.
  6515. This is about showing Jasmine
  6516.  
  6517. 1453
  6518. 01:09:12,079 --> 01:09:14,512
  6519. and the rest of the school
  6520. what they're missing out on
  6521.  
  6522. 1454
  6523. 01:09:14,514 --> 01:09:16,314
  6524. by not being friends
  6525. with you guys.
  6526.  
  6527. 1455
  6528. 01:09:16,316 --> 01:09:19,083
  6529. So we have to look like
  6530. we're having the most fun.
  6531.  
  6532. 1456
  6533. 01:09:19,085 --> 01:09:21,752
  6534. Isn't it easier to...
  6535. just to really have fun?
  6536.  
  6537. 1457
  6538. 01:09:21,754 --> 01:09:23,387
  6539. Ain't nobody got time
  6540. for reality.
  6541.  
  6542. 1458
  6543. 01:09:23,389 --> 01:09:25,457
  6544. We're talking about
  6545. the Internet.
  6546.  
  6547. 1459
  6548. 01:09:25,459 --> 01:09:26,858
  6549. Okay.
  6550.  
  6551. 1460
  6552. 01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:29,528
  6553. Um, HomeGirl, a vibe, please.
  6554.  
  6555. 1461
  6556. 01:09:29,530 --> 01:09:31,630
  6557. HomeGirl doesn't know you.
  6558.  
  6559. 1462
  6560. 01:09:31,632 --> 01:09:33,864
  6561. Voice recognition denied.
  6562.  
  6563. 1463
  6564. 01:09:33,866 --> 01:09:36,568
  6565. I said,
  6566. "HomeGirl, a vibe, please!"
  6567.  
  6568. 1464
  6569. 01:09:36,570 --> 01:09:37,836
  6570. All right.
  6571.  
  6572. 1465
  6573. 01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:39,503
  6574. Playing a vibe.
  6575.  
  6576. 1466
  6577. 01:09:39,505 --> 01:09:41,506
  6578. Okay.
  6579.  
  6580. 1467
  6581. 01:09:41,508 --> 01:09:45,844
  6582. So, no one's gonna be jealous
  6583. of you guys looking like you.
  6584.  
  6585. 1468
  6586. 01:09:45,846 --> 01:09:48,947
  6587. So we have to change
  6588. all of this. Follow me.
  6589.  
  6590. 1469
  6591. 01:10:00,093 --> 01:10:02,527
  6592. Yeah.
  6593.  
  6594. 1470
  6595. 01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:08,433
  6596. Oh, yeah!
  6597.  
  6598. 1471
  6599. 01:10:33,494 --> 01:10:35,659
  6600. Yeah.
  6601.  
  6602. 1472
  6603. 01:10:35,661 --> 01:10:37,496
  6604. No, no, no.
  6605.  
  6606. 1473
  6607. 01:11:10,798 --> 01:11:12,430
  6608. That was awesome.
  6609.  
  6610. 1474
  6611. 01:11:12,432 --> 01:11:15,533
  6612. - We look so cool.
  6613. - Oh! L-Look, look!
  6614.  
  6615. 1475
  6616. 01:11:15,535 --> 01:11:18,068
  6617. - Look at all these likes.
  6618. - Wow.
  6619.  
  6620. 1476
  6621. 01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:20,771
  6622. Even Jasmine
  6623. kitty-cat-heart-eyed our story.
  6624.  
  6625. 1477
  6626. 01:11:20,773 --> 01:11:23,942
  6627. I mean, I still think
  6628. Winchella would have been fun.
  6629.  
  6630. 1478
  6631. 01:11:23,944 --> 01:11:27,711
  6632. One wrong move, and then
  6633. you lose all your followers.
  6634.  
  6635. 1479
  6636. 01:11:27,713 --> 01:11:30,015
  6637. Forget Winchella.
  6638.  
  6639. 1480
  6640. 01:11:30,017 --> 01:11:32,184
  6641. She's right.
  6642. We can't mess this up.
  6643.  
  6644. 1481
  6645. 01:11:32,186 --> 01:11:34,452
  6646. I've changed your life
  6647. for the better.
  6648.  
  6649. 1482
  6650. 01:11:34,454 --> 01:11:35,953
  6651. My work here is done.
  6652.  
  6653. 1483
  6654. 01:11:35,955 --> 01:11:37,956
  6655. Your Lyft is downstairs.
  6656.  
  6657. 1484
  6658. 01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:40,795
  6659. - Thank you.
  6660. - Bye.
  6661.  
  6662. 1485
  6663. 01:11:42,629 --> 01:11:44,195
  6664. What are you doing here?
  6665.  
  6666. 1486
  6667. 01:11:44,197 --> 01:11:46,064
  6668. I don't know, okay?
  6669.  
  6670. 1487
  6671. 01:11:46,066 --> 01:11:47,799
  6672. I-I-I... I walked into a store,
  6673.  
  6674. 1488
  6675. 01:11:47,801 --> 01:11:49,868
  6676. there was pink everywhere,
  6677. and the next thing I know,
  6678.  
  6679. 1489
  6680. 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:52,737
  6681. I'm handing over
  6682. my credit card, and...
  6683.  
  6684. 1490
  6685. 01:11:52,739 --> 01:11:55,474
  6686. You... you probably don't
  6687. play with toys, huh?
  6688.  
  6689. 1491
  6690. 01:11:55,476 --> 01:11:58,042
  6691. I should have thought
  6692. about this.
  6693.  
  6694. 1492
  6695. 01:11:58,044 --> 01:12:00,077
  6696. Look, I'm-I'm nervous, okay?
  6697. I just want to make
  6698.  
  6699. 1493
  6700. 01:12:00,079 --> 01:12:01,947
  6701. a good impression
  6702. on you and your mom.
  6703.  
  6704. 1494
  6705. 01:12:01,949 --> 01:12:03,814
  6706. - Wh-Where's Jordan?
  6707. - Business trip.
  6708.  
  6709. 1495
  6710. 01:12:03,816 --> 01:12:06,217
  6711. Look, do you want me to send
  6712. her a message or something?
  6713.  
  6714. 1496
  6715. 01:12:06,219 --> 01:12:08,854
  6716. N-No. I-I mean... yes.
  6717.  
  6718. 1497
  6719. 01:12:08,856 --> 01:12:11,489
  6720. There's just
  6721. so much I want to say.
  6722.  
  6723. 1498
  6724. 01:12:11,491 --> 01:12:14,529
  6725. But your mama just makes it
  6726. so hard to talk face-to-face.
  6727.  
  6728. 1499
  6729. 01:12:15,995 --> 01:12:18,965
  6730. Just... come in.
  6731.  
  6732. 1500
  6733. 01:12:22,870 --> 01:12:24,101
  6734. Hey.
  6735.  
  6736. 1501
  6737. 01:12:24,103 --> 01:12:25,804
  6738. - What is happening?
  6739. - Hey.
  6740.  
  6741. 1502
  6742. 01:12:25,806 --> 01:12:27,605
  6743. N-No, n-no.
  6744.  
  6745. 1503
  6746. 01:12:27,607 --> 01:12:29,707
  6747. Yo, these are dope.
  6748.  
  6749. 1504
  6750. 01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:31,909
  6751. Uh, thanks.
  6752.  
  6753. 1505
  6754. 01:12:31,911 --> 01:12:33,043
  6755. So, you ready?
  6756.  
  6757. 1506
  6758. 01:12:33,045 --> 01:12:35,613
  6759. Uh-huh. Uh, no.
  6760.  
  6761. 1507
  6762. 01:12:35,615 --> 01:12:38,049
  6763. I can't do it. I can't run
  6764. another pitch meeting.
  6765.  
  6766. 1508
  6767. 01:12:38,051 --> 01:12:39,951
  6768. And it's fine.
  6769. It's good. I'm good.
  6770.  
  6771. 1509
  6772. 01:12:39,953 --> 01:12:42,753
  6773. April, you have so many
  6774. dope ideas. Look at this.
  6775.  
  6776. 1510
  6777. 01:12:42,755 --> 01:12:45,657
  6778. You know, you could really
  6779. bring a team together.
  6780.  
  6781. 1511
  6782. 01:12:45,659 --> 01:12:47,091
  6783. I can't do it like Jordan.
  6784.  
  6785. 1512
  6786. 01:12:47,093 --> 01:12:48,792
  6787. Yes, thank God.
  6788.  
  6789. 1513
  6790. 01:12:48,794 --> 01:12:51,061
  6791. She never lets us get
  6792. our ideas out, and that's...
  6793.  
  6794. 1514
  6795. 01:12:51,063 --> 01:12:52,564
  6796. that's including you.
  6797.  
  6798. 1515
  6799. 01:12:52,566 --> 01:12:53,899
  6800. You're right.
  6801.  
  6802. 1516
  6803. 01:12:53,901 --> 01:12:55,567
  6804. So, what you gonna do?
  6805.  
  6806. 1517
  6807. 01:12:55,569 --> 01:12:59,069
  6808. I-I guess I'm gonna run it...
  6809. like me?
  6810.  
  6811. 1518
  6812. 01:12:59,071 --> 01:13:00,671
  6813. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear
  6814. what you said.
  6815.  
  6816. 1519
  6817. 01:13:00,673 --> 01:13:01,973
  6818. I said I'm gonna run it
  6819. like me.
  6820.  
  6821. 1520
  6822. 01:13:01,975 --> 01:13:03,942
  6823. I'm sorry,
  6824. I-I couldn't hear you.
  6825.  
  6826. 1521
  6827. 01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:05,710
  6828. - I'm gonna go up there...
  6829. - Uh-huh.
  6830.  
  6831. 1522
  6832. 01:13:05,712 --> 01:13:08,046
  6833. ...and run that pitch meeting
  6834. like April, who's me.
  6835.  
  6836. 1523
  6837. 01:13:08,048 --> 01:13:09,680
  6838. - Uh-huh.
  6839. - And I'm gonna kill it.
  6840.  
  6841. 1524
  6842. 01:13:09,682 --> 01:13:11,216
  6843. - You gonna kill it?
  6844. - Yes! I'm gonna... up there,
  6845.  
  6846. 1525
  6847. 01:13:11,218 --> 01:13:12,751
  6848. - I'm gonna kill it.
  6849. - You gonna kill up there.
  6850.  
  6851. 1526
  6852. 01:13:12,753 --> 01:13:14,019
  6853. - Yes.
  6854. - Okay.
  6855.  
  6856. 1527
  6857. 01:13:14,021 --> 01:13:15,586
  6858. April, when I first heard
  6859.  
  6860. 1528
  6861. 01:13:15,588 --> 01:13:17,255
  6862. that you were leading
  6863. the pitch meeting,
  6864.  
  6865. 1529
  6866. 01:13:17,257 --> 01:13:19,024
  6867. I really only came
  6868. for the bagels.
  6869.  
  6870. 1530
  6871. 01:13:20,259 --> 01:13:22,060
  6872. But this is the first time
  6873.  
  6874. 1531
  6875. 01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:24,563
  6876. I feel like my pitch
  6877. has actually been heard.
  6878.  
  6879. 1532
  6880. 01:13:24,565 --> 01:13:26,631
  6881. Tell me about it.
  6882.  
  6883. 1533
  6884. 01:13:26,633 --> 01:13:28,966
  6885. I haven't even taken one
  6886. of my antianxiety pills today.
  6887.  
  6888. 1534
  6889. 01:13:28,968 --> 01:13:30,902
  6890. I mean, look at us.
  6891. I mean, this is nice, right?
  6892.  
  6893. 1535
  6894. 01:13:30,904 --> 01:13:32,237
  6895. I mean, this is, like,
  6896. a very positive,
  6897.  
  6898. 1536
  6899. 01:13:32,239 --> 01:13:33,637
  6900. like, A.A. meeting, right?
  6901.  
  6902. 1537
  6903. 01:13:33,639 --> 01:13:35,340
  6904. Yeah. Right?
  6905.  
  6906. 1538
  6907. 01:13:35,342 --> 01:13:37,309
  6908. Well, thank you, guys, so much.
  6909.  
  6910. 1539
  6911. 01:13:37,311 --> 01:13:40,110
  6912. I-I'm so glad this is fun.
  6913.  
  6914. 1540
  6915. 01:13:40,112 --> 01:13:41,947
  6916. But I have to be honest.
  6917.  
  6918. 1541
  6919. 01:13:41,949 --> 01:13:43,681
  6920. The ideas
  6921. just aren't there yet.
  6922.  
  6923. 1542
  6924. 01:13:43,683 --> 01:13:45,583
  6925. We got to do better.
  6926.  
  6927. 1543
  6928. 01:13:45,585 --> 01:13:47,085
  6929. Let's hear 'em!
  6930.  
  6931. 1544
  6932. 01:13:47,087 --> 01:13:49,086
  6933. Ready to make that money!
  6934.  
  6935. 1545
  6936. 01:13:49,088 --> 01:13:50,654
  6937. - Uh...
  6938. - Is-is that...?
  6939.  
  6940. 1546
  6941. 01:13:50,656 --> 01:13:52,157
  6942. Mr. Connor.
  6943.  
  6944. 1547
  6945. 01:13:52,159 --> 01:13:54,259
  6946. - How long have you been here?
  6947. - I don't know.
  6948.  
  6949. 1548
  6950. 01:13:54,261 --> 01:13:56,260
  6951. I never learned
  6952. how to tell time.
  6953.  
  6954. 1549
  6955. 01:13:56,262 --> 01:13:58,028
  6956. Someone else does time for me.
  6957.  
  6958. 1550
  6959. 01:13:58,030 --> 01:14:00,998
  6960. Well, the-the pitch
  6961. isn't until tomorrow.
  6962.  
  6963. 1551
  6964. 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,703
  6965. Where's Jordan?
  6966.  
  6967. 1552
  6968. 01:14:04,070 --> 01:14:05,737
  6969. Jordan...
  6970.  
  6971. 1553
  6972. 01:14:05,739 --> 01:14:07,072
  6973. Can I see it?
  6974.  
  6975. 1554
  6976. 01:14:07,074 --> 01:14:09,808
  6977. She's at home...
  6978.  
  6979. 1555
  6980. 01:14:09,810 --> 01:14:12,377
  6981. dealing with some stuff...
  6982.  
  6983. 1556
  6984. 01:14:12,379 --> 01:14:14,179
  6985. in her private area.
  6986.  
  6987. 1557
  6988. 01:14:14,181 --> 01:14:15,947
  6989. That's... Whew!
  6990.  
  6991. 1558
  6992. 01:14:15,949 --> 01:14:17,849
  6993. It is on fire.
  6994.  
  6995. 1559
  6996. 01:14:17,851 --> 01:14:20,685
  6997. Mm. Got a hotbox down there?
  6998.  
  6999. 1560
  7000. 01:14:20,687 --> 01:14:23,087
  7001. I've dealt with a few o' those.
  7002.  
  7003. 1561
  7004. 01:14:23,089 --> 01:14:24,989
  7005. You said you dealt
  7006. with a... a few?
  7007.  
  7008. 1562
  7009. 01:14:24,991 --> 01:14:27,024
  7010. So, what have you got?
  7011.  
  7012. 1563
  7013. 01:14:27,026 --> 01:14:30,060
  7014. Come on,
  7015. the suspense is killing me.
  7016.  
  7017. 1564
  7018. 01:14:32,732 --> 01:14:34,832
  7019. So, what's your plan
  7020. for my mom?
  7021.  
  7022. 1565
  7023. 01:14:34,834 --> 01:14:38,002
  7024. There is no plan.
  7025.  
  7026. 1566
  7027. 01:14:38,004 --> 01:14:39,703
  7028. I enjoy spending time with her.
  7029.  
  7030. 1567
  7031. 01:14:39,705 --> 01:14:41,773
  7032. Well, that can't be it.
  7033.  
  7034. 1568
  7035. 01:14:41,775 --> 01:14:44,109
  7036. There's got to be some...
  7037. angle.
  7038.  
  7039. 1569
  7040. 01:14:44,111 --> 01:14:46,047
  7041. Well, there isn't.
  7042.  
  7043. 1570
  7044. 01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:50,649
  7045. I see her, you know?
  7046.  
  7047. 1571
  7048. 01:14:50,651 --> 01:14:53,118
  7049. I mean, she's only tough
  7050. so no one can hurt her.
  7051.  
  7052. 1572
  7053. 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:55,886
  7054. But on the low...
  7055.  
  7056. 1573
  7057. 01:14:55,888 --> 01:14:58,023
  7058. your mom is really,
  7059. really silly.
  7060.  
  7061. 1574
  7062. 01:14:58,025 --> 01:14:59,924
  7063. Like, I can't even tell you
  7064. how many times
  7065.  
  7066. 1575
  7067. 01:14:59,926 --> 01:15:01,960
  7068. I caught her goofing
  7069. and dancing around here
  7070.  
  7071. 1576
  7072. 01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:03,360
  7073. when she thought
  7074. no one was watching.
  7075.  
  7076. 1577
  7077. 01:15:03,362 --> 01:15:06,096
  7078. Mm-hmm.
  7079.  
  7080. 1578
  7081. 01:15:06,098 --> 01:15:09,167
  7082. All right.
  7083. Then let's get real.
  7084.  
  7085. 1579
  7086. 01:15:09,169 --> 01:15:10,435
  7087. Mm.
  7088.  
  7089. 1580
  7090. 01:15:10,437 --> 01:15:11,970
  7091. You're here for her money, huh?
  7092.  
  7093. 1581
  7094. 01:15:11,972 --> 01:15:13,037
  7095. What?
  7096.  
  7097. 1582
  7098. 01:15:13,039 --> 01:15:14,104
  7099. Mm-hmm.
  7100.  
  7101. 1583
  7102. 01:15:14,106 --> 01:15:16,140
  7103. No, I'm not here for her money.
  7104.  
  7105. 1584
  7106. 01:15:16,142 --> 01:15:18,810
  7107. I, uh...
  7108. I do pretty well for myself.
  7109.  
  7110. 1585
  7111. 01:15:18,812 --> 01:15:21,179
  7112. You're a starving artist.
  7113.  
  7114. 1586
  7115. 01:15:21,181 --> 01:15:23,213
  7116. Yes, I am an artist.
  7117.  
  7118. 1587
  7119. 01:15:23,215 --> 01:15:25,817
  7120. Your mom only assumes
  7121. I'm starving.
  7122.  
  7123. 1588
  7124. 01:15:25,819 --> 01:15:27,217
  7125. I actually just had
  7126. a great show
  7127.  
  7128. 1589
  7129. 01:15:27,219 --> 01:15:28,755
  7130. at the Studio Museum in Harlem.
  7131.  
  7132. 1590
  7133. 01:15:31,324 --> 01:15:35,827
  7134. I am surprised that I...
  7135.  
  7136. 1591
  7137. 01:15:35,829 --> 01:15:38,697
  7138. my mom didn't know that
  7139. about you.
  7140.  
  7141. 1592
  7142. 01:15:38,699 --> 01:15:41,131
  7143. Oh. I mean, how could she?
  7144.  
  7145. 1593
  7146. 01:15:41,133 --> 01:15:42,934
  7147. Right?
  7148.  
  7149. 1594
  7150. 01:15:42,936 --> 01:15:44,802
  7151. She never asks me anything,
  7152. and...
  7153.  
  7154. 1595
  7155. 01:15:44,804 --> 01:15:47,137
  7156. she definitely doesn't
  7157. tell me much about herself.
  7158.  
  7159. 1596
  7160. 01:15:47,139 --> 01:15:49,343
  7161. I mean, I...
  7162. I didn't know about you.
  7163.  
  7164. 1597
  7165. 01:15:50,776 --> 01:15:52,342
  7166. Then...
  7167.  
  7168. 1598
  7169. 01:15:52,344 --> 01:15:55,281
  7170. if she's so tough,
  7171. then why are you here?
  7172.  
  7173. 1599
  7174. 01:15:58,485 --> 01:16:00,821
  7175. I care about your mom.
  7176.  
  7177. 1600
  7178. 01:16:02,021 --> 01:16:04,221
  7179. To be that guarded...
  7180.  
  7181. 1601
  7182. 01:16:04,223 --> 01:16:07,425
  7183. it has to be lonely.
  7184.  
  7185. 1602
  7186. 01:16:07,427 --> 01:16:09,493
  7187. I just want her to know that,
  7188.  
  7189. 1603
  7190. 01:16:09,495 --> 01:16:12,296
  7191. even though she may feel
  7192. like she's on her own,
  7193.  
  7194. 1604
  7195. 01:16:12,298 --> 01:16:15,703
  7196. no matter what,
  7197. I truly have her back.
  7198.  
  7199. 1605
  7200. 01:16:18,070 --> 01:16:21,405
  7201. That... is very nice to hear.
  7202.  
  7203. 1606
  7204. 01:16:21,407 --> 01:16:23,140
  7205. You see, I could...
  7206. I could do this.
  7207.  
  7208. 1607
  7209. 01:16:23,142 --> 01:16:25,810
  7210. I can do this, right?
  7211. I-I could be a great dad.
  7212.  
  7213. 1608
  7214. 01:16:25,812 --> 01:16:28,345
  7215. You know what?
  7216. This was a really good talk.
  7217.  
  7218. 1609
  7219. 01:16:28,347 --> 01:16:30,280
  7220. How about you just
  7221. give me a hug?
  7222.  
  7223. 1610
  7224. 01:16:30,282 --> 01:16:31,815
  7225. Okay.
  7226.  
  7227. 1611
  7228. 01:16:31,817 --> 01:16:33,484
  7229. - Yeah.
  7230. - Oh, my gosh, you're so cool.
  7231.  
  7232. 1612
  7233. 01:16:33,486 --> 01:16:35,920
  7234. I knew it. I knew
  7235. we were gonna hit it off.
  7236.  
  7237. 1613
  7238. 01:16:35,922 --> 01:16:39,157
  7239. Okay. All right.
  7240. All right. Oh, oh.
  7241.  
  7242. 1614
  7243. 01:16:39,159 --> 01:16:41,426
  7244. Okay. All right. Okay.
  7245.  
  7246. 1615
  7247. 01:16:41,428 --> 01:16:43,994
  7248. Let go. Uh-uh. Mm-mm.
  7249. Ah, wait, wait, wait.
  7250.  
  7251. 1616
  7252. 01:16:43,996 --> 01:16:45,363
  7253. Get... Ah-ah-ah.
  7254.  
  7255. 1617
  7256. 01:16:45,365 --> 01:16:47,232
  7257. A-All right, all right.
  7258. Oh, w-wait a minute.
  7259.  
  7260. 1618
  7261. 01:16:47,234 --> 01:16:50,033
  7262. Hold on. Wait, wait,
  7263. wait, wait, wait, no.
  7264.  
  7265. 1619
  7266. 01:16:50,035 --> 01:16:52,237
  7267. What-what are you doing?
  7268.  
  7269. 1620
  7270. 01:16:52,239 --> 01:16:53,537
  7271. Oh.
  7272.  
  7273. 1621
  7274. 01:16:53,539 --> 01:16:54,973
  7275. Right. Um...
  7276.  
  7277. 1622
  7278. 01:16:54,975 --> 01:16:56,306
  7279. No, don't.
  7280. You're on time-out.
  7281.  
  7282. 1623
  7283. 01:16:56,308 --> 01:16:58,376
  7284. You need to stay here and...
  7285.  
  7286. 1624
  7287. 01:16:58,378 --> 01:17:00,010
  7288. Matter of fact,
  7289. you go sit in the corner,
  7290.  
  7291. 1625
  7292. 01:17:00,012 --> 01:17:01,211
  7293. you think about what you did.
  7294.  
  7295. 1626
  7296. 01:17:01,213 --> 01:17:03,948
  7297. I-I'm gonna leave you
  7298. by yourself.
  7299.  
  7300. 1627
  7301. 01:17:03,950 --> 01:17:05,984
  7302. No, just... wait.
  7303.  
  7304. 1628
  7305. 01:17:05,986 --> 01:17:08,389
  7306. Come back.
  7307.  
  7308. 1629
  7309. 01:17:17,830 --> 01:17:19,530
  7310. Come on.
  7311.  
  7312. 1630
  7313. 01:17:19,532 --> 01:17:21,131
  7314. - What's-what's her name?
  7315. - Oh, it... that's April.
  7316.  
  7317. 1631
  7318. 01:17:21,133 --> 01:17:22,801
  7319. April. April!
  7320.  
  7321. 1632
  7322. 01:17:22,803 --> 01:17:24,135
  7323. - Hey.
  7324. - Put me in your ear,
  7325.  
  7326. 1633
  7327. 01:17:24,137 --> 01:17:25,269
  7328. and I'll tell you what to say.
  7329.  
  7330. 1634
  7331. 01:17:25,271 --> 01:17:27,238
  7332. Time is money. Bring it.
  7333.  
  7334. 1635
  7335. 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,073
  7336. - What do you got?
  7337. - April?
  7338.  
  7339. 1636
  7340. 01:17:29,075 --> 01:17:31,309
  7341. - I got to go.
  7342. - Don't you dare hang up on me!
  7343.  
  7344. 1637
  7345. 01:17:31,311 --> 01:17:33,344
  7346. Sorry. It's...
  7347. Can't hang up.
  7348.  
  7349. 1638
  7350. 01:17:33,346 --> 01:17:35,579
  7351. It was like, "Can you
  7352. hear me now?" And then it...
  7353.  
  7354. 1639
  7355. 01:17:35,581 --> 01:17:37,849
  7356. April!
  7357.  
  7358. 1640
  7359. 01:17:37,851 --> 01:17:41,452
  7360. Uh, the idea that we want
  7361. to pitch tomorrow
  7362.  
  7363. 1641
  7364. 01:17:41,454 --> 01:17:43,357
  7365. is called, um...
  7366.  
  7367. 1642
  7368. 01:17:45,424 --> 01:17:47,425
  7369. It's called DiscoverEyes.
  7370.  
  7371. 1643
  7372. 01:17:47,427 --> 01:17:51,128
  7373. It's an interactive game
  7374. where you can see the world
  7375.  
  7376. 1644
  7377. 01:17:51,130 --> 01:17:53,198
  7378. through the eyes of a child.
  7379.  
  7380. 1645
  7381. 01:17:55,835 --> 01:17:57,402
  7382. Or, you know,
  7383. we have other ideas, too.
  7384.  
  7385. 1646
  7386. 01:17:57,404 --> 01:17:59,470
  7387. - You... She...
  7388. - Mm-hmm. Right?
  7389.  
  7390. 1647
  7391. 01:17:59,472 --> 01:18:02,176
  7392. No.
  7393. That's the one I want to hear.
  7394.  
  7395. 1648
  7396. 01:18:03,576 --> 01:18:06,043
  7397. DiscoverEyes.
  7398.  
  7399. 1649
  7400. 01:18:06,045 --> 01:18:07,278
  7401. Dope.
  7402.  
  7403. 1650
  7404. 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:10,148
  7405. I'll be back in 24 hours
  7406. to hear the pitch.
  7407.  
  7408. 1651
  7409. 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,483
  7410. - DiscoverEyes.
  7411. - Yes.
  7412.  
  7413. 1652
  7414. 01:18:12,485 --> 01:18:13,551
  7415. DiscoverEyes.
  7416.  
  7417. 1653
  7418. 01:18:13,553 --> 01:18:16,220
  7419. - Sounds promising.
  7420. - Yeah. - Right.
  7421.  
  7422. 1654
  7423. 01:18:16,222 --> 01:18:18,323
  7424. DiscoverEyes.
  7425.  
  7426. 1655
  7427. 01:18:18,325 --> 01:18:20,094
  7428. - Scott?
  7429. - Yeah.
  7430.  
  7431. 1656
  7432. 01:18:22,294 --> 01:18:24,061
  7433. You did it.
  7434.  
  7435. 1657
  7436. 01:18:24,063 --> 01:18:26,096
  7437. We did it, guys.
  7438.  
  7439. 1658
  7440. 01:18:26,098 --> 01:18:27,497
  7441. You did what?!
  7442.  
  7443. 1659
  7444. 01:18:27,499 --> 01:18:29,868
  7445. I never approved DiscoverEyes.
  7446.  
  7447. 1660
  7448. 01:18:29,870 --> 01:18:32,403
  7449. I never approved
  7450. you even pitching that idea.
  7451.  
  7452. 1661
  7453. 01:18:32,405 --> 01:18:34,404
  7454. And now my future
  7455. of my whole company
  7456.  
  7457. 1662
  7458. 01:18:34,406 --> 01:18:36,274
  7459. is gonna be running off
  7460. an assistant's pitch?
  7461.  
  7462. 1663
  7463. 01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:39,113
  7464. Well, what did you want me
  7465. to do? You told me to help.
  7466.  
  7467. 1664
  7468. 01:18:40,213 --> 01:18:42,081
  7469. You serious?
  7470.  
  7471. 1665
  7472. 01:18:44,316 --> 01:18:47,351
  7473. Disloyal, self-serving!
  7474.  
  7475. 1666
  7476. 01:18:47,353 --> 01:18:48,886
  7477. Huh.
  7478.  
  7479. 1667
  7480. 01:18:48,888 --> 01:18:51,322
  7481. You did this for you, not me.
  7482.  
  7483. 1668
  7484. 01:18:51,324 --> 01:18:53,024
  7485. Not the company.
  7486.  
  7487. 1669
  7488. 01:18:53,026 --> 01:18:55,025
  7489. So I'm self-serving?
  7490.  
  7491. 1670
  7492. 01:18:55,027 --> 01:18:57,996
  7493. You're the one who only cares
  7494. about yourself.
  7495.  
  7496. 1671
  7497. 01:18:57,998 --> 01:19:00,030
  7498. You're nasty to everyone here,
  7499.  
  7500. 1672
  7501. 01:19:00,032 --> 01:19:02,332
  7502. like we're not trying to help
  7503. make your company great.
  7504.  
  7505. 1673
  7506. 01:19:02,334 --> 01:19:03,568
  7507. Yeah, right.
  7508.  
  7509. 1674
  7510. 01:19:03,570 --> 01:19:05,670
  7511. Sure. You stab me in the back,
  7512.  
  7513. 1675
  7514. 01:19:05,672 --> 01:19:07,204
  7515. then blabbing
  7516. all your bad ideas
  7517.  
  7518. 1676
  7519. 01:19:07,206 --> 01:19:10,308
  7520. to my top client
  7521. to get your first shot.
  7522.  
  7523. 1677
  7524. 01:19:10,310 --> 01:19:12,010
  7525. How would you know?
  7526.  
  7527. 1678
  7528. 01:19:12,012 --> 01:19:14,479
  7529. 'Cause you've never even
  7530. heard my pitch.
  7531.  
  7532. 1679
  7533. 01:19:14,481 --> 01:19:16,146
  7534. You are such a child.
  7535.  
  7536. 1680
  7537. 01:19:16,148 --> 01:19:17,482
  7538. Whether you're 38 or 13,
  7539.  
  7540. 1681
  7541. 01:19:17,484 --> 01:19:19,484
  7542. it's still the same mess
  7543. with you.
  7544.  
  7545. 1682
  7546. 01:19:19,486 --> 01:19:23,320
  7547. You see, now I know why you're
  7548. too scared of taking risks.
  7549.  
  7550. 1683
  7551. 01:19:23,322 --> 01:19:26,591
  7552. 'Cause you don't even know
  7553. what the hell you're doing!
  7554.  
  7555. 1684
  7556. 01:19:26,593 --> 01:19:28,229
  7557. You should just stay scared.
  7558.  
  7559. 1685
  7560. 01:19:29,963 --> 01:19:32,363
  7561. You know what?
  7562.  
  7563. 1686
  7564. 01:19:32,365 --> 01:19:36,634
  7565. I'm sending all the pitches
  7566. in your in-box, including mine,
  7567.  
  7568. 1687
  7569. 01:19:36,636 --> 01:19:38,368
  7570. because, clearly,
  7571. you want to do this
  7572.  
  7573. 1688
  7574. 01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:39,970
  7575. on your own, which is fine.
  7576.  
  7577. 1689
  7578. 01:19:39,972 --> 01:19:42,105
  7579. Yes, that's exactly
  7580. how I want it.
  7581.  
  7582. 1690
  7583. 01:19:42,107 --> 01:19:43,573
  7584. You know what I want?
  7585.  
  7586. 1691
  7587. 01:19:43,575 --> 01:19:45,310
  7588. Carbs!
  7589.  
  7590. 1692
  7591. 01:19:45,312 --> 01:19:47,377
  7592. That's what I want!
  7593.  
  7594. 1693
  7595. 01:19:47,379 --> 01:19:49,012
  7596. I quit!
  7597.  
  7598. 1694
  7599. 01:19:49,014 --> 01:19:50,614
  7600. - Go, then!
  7601. - I'm doing that right now.
  7602.  
  7603. 1695
  7604. 01:19:50,616 --> 01:19:52,582
  7605. I'm not following
  7606. your instructions anymore.
  7607.  
  7608. 1696
  7609. 01:19:52,584 --> 01:19:54,185
  7610. So, girl, bye!
  7611.  
  7612. 1697
  7613. 01:19:54,187 --> 01:19:55,452
  7614. Girl, bye!
  7615.  
  7616. 1698
  7617. 01:19:55,454 --> 01:19:58,189
  7618. What'd you say?
  7619. Bye, girl!
  7620.  
  7621. 1699
  7622. 01:19:58,191 --> 01:19:59,390
  7623. Girl, bye-bye!
  7624.  
  7625. 1700
  7626. 01:19:59,392 --> 01:20:01,559
  7627. Bye, bye, bye! I'm NSYNC.
  7628.  
  7629. 1701
  7630. 01:20:01,561 --> 01:20:04,028
  7631. And take
  7632. your damn bagels with you.
  7633.  
  7634. 1702
  7635. 01:20:04,030 --> 01:20:06,163
  7636. Oh!
  7637. Was that an everything bagel?
  7638.  
  7639. 1703
  7640. 01:20:06,165 --> 01:20:07,998
  7641. You are nothing!
  7642.  
  7643. 1704
  7644. 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,567
  7645. And bring me back my clothes.
  7646.  
  7647. 1705
  7648. 01:20:09,569 --> 01:20:11,168
  7649. Too late. I stretched them out.
  7650.  
  7651. 1706
  7652. 01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:13,037
  7653. - I still want them!
  7654. - Too bad.
  7655.  
  7656. 1707
  7657. 01:20:13,039 --> 01:20:14,338
  7658. There's only one
  7659.  
  7660. 1708
  7661. 01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:15,974
  7662. person I know
  7663. who acts like that.
  7664.  
  7665. 1709
  7666. 01:20:15,976 --> 01:20:17,574
  7667. - Don't say it.
  7668. - Jordan Sanders.
  7669.  
  7670. 1710
  7671. 01:20:19,212 --> 01:20:21,144
  7672. - Hey.
  7673. - What?
  7674.  
  7675. 1711
  7676. 01:20:21,146 --> 01:20:24,282
  7677. - Who are you?
  7678. - Excuse me?
  7679.  
  7680. 1712
  7681. 01:20:24,284 --> 01:20:26,350
  7682. - Whose child are you?
  7683. - Whose child are you?
  7684.  
  7685. 1713
  7686. 01:20:26,352 --> 01:20:28,318
  7687. Whose child is this
  7688. walking around here
  7689.  
  7690. 1714
  7691. 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,686
  7692. in a tiny pink pantsuit?
  7693.  
  7694. 1715
  7695. 01:20:29,688 --> 01:20:31,756
  7696. Shut up! Get back to work.
  7697.  
  7698. 1716
  7699. 01:20:31,758 --> 01:20:33,291
  7700. You know what?
  7701.  
  7702. 1717
  7703. 01:20:33,293 --> 01:20:34,524
  7704. She need a whupping.
  7705. What's in my purse?
  7706.  
  7707. 1718
  7708. 01:20:34,526 --> 01:20:35,859
  7709. - What you doing?
  7710. - Let me go.
  7711.  
  7712. 1719
  7713. 01:20:35,861 --> 01:20:38,128
  7714. You know, I'm gonna go get
  7715. a belt, 'cause I sure ain't...
  7716.  
  7717. 1720
  7718. 01:20:38,130 --> 01:20:39,764
  7719. Yeah, get a belt.
  7720. Whup somebody else's child.
  7721.  
  7722. 1721
  7723. 01:20:39,766 --> 01:20:43,266
  7724. You know, is it bad I hope
  7725. Jordan never comes back?
  7726.  
  7727. 1722
  7728. 01:20:43,268 --> 01:20:44,735
  7729. No.
  7730.  
  7731. 1723
  7732. 01:20:44,737 --> 01:20:46,371
  7733. God.
  7734.  
  7735. 1724
  7736. 01:20:57,717 --> 01:21:00,685
  7737. What is happening to me?
  7738.  
  7739. 1725
  7740. 01:21:02,722 --> 01:21:06,090
  7741. God, just...
  7742. please send me a sign.
  7743.  
  7744. 1726
  7745. 01:21:36,556 --> 01:21:39,489
  7746. Oh, hey, little lady. Stop.
  7747.  
  7748. 1727
  7749. 01:21:39,491 --> 01:21:43,060
  7750. Oh, um... hey, Vince.
  7751.  
  7752. 1728
  7753. 01:21:43,062 --> 01:21:45,630
  7754. I appreciate you being
  7755. so conscientious,
  7756.  
  7757. 1729
  7758. 01:21:45,632 --> 01:21:47,398
  7759. but it's fine.
  7760.  
  7761. 1730
  7762. 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,266
  7763. I'm not going to fire you.
  7764.  
  7765. 1731
  7766. 01:21:49,268 --> 01:21:50,835
  7767. Yeah, but Miss Sanders will.
  7768.  
  7769. 1732
  7770. 01:21:50,837 --> 01:21:52,569
  7771. I have to make something right,
  7772.  
  7773. 1733
  7774. 01:21:52,571 --> 01:21:55,305
  7775. and I can't do it
  7776. without my precious baby.
  7777.  
  7778. 1734
  7779. 01:21:55,307 --> 01:21:57,442
  7780. Wait, no way. Come on.
  7781. Come on, give me the keys back.
  7782.  
  7783. 1735
  7784. 01:21:57,444 --> 01:21:58,775
  7785. Fine.
  7786.  
  7787. 1736
  7788. 01:21:58,777 --> 01:22:00,614
  7789. - I'm sorry.
  7790. - Thank you.
  7791.  
  7792. 1737
  7793. 01:22:15,395 --> 01:22:16,760
  7794. Hey, girl.
  7795.  
  7796. 1738
  7797. 01:22:16,762 --> 01:22:18,563
  7798. How old are you?
  7799.  
  7800. 1739
  7801. 01:22:20,133 --> 01:22:22,132
  7802. I don't even know, man.
  7803.  
  7804. 1740
  7805. 01:22:22,134 --> 01:22:24,637
  7806. I don't know, either.
  7807.  
  7808. 1741
  7809. 01:22:31,311 --> 01:22:34,112
  7810. Hey. I have that address
  7811. you were looking for.
  7812.  
  7813. 1742
  7814. 01:22:34,114 --> 01:22:35,846
  7815. - The what?
  7816. - The doughnut girl.
  7817.  
  7818. 1743
  7819. 01:22:35,848 --> 01:22:38,416
  7820. But it's gonna be tough
  7821. to find her after today.
  7822.  
  7823. 1744
  7824. 01:22:38,418 --> 01:22:39,820
  7825. Their route's, like,
  7826. impossible to track.
  7827.  
  7828. 1745
  7829. 01:22:41,221 --> 01:22:42,822
  7830. Thank you.
  7831.  
  7832. 1746
  7833. 01:23:06,346 --> 01:23:08,378
  7834. Hello?
  7835.  
  7836. 1747
  7837. 01:23:08,380 --> 01:23:11,582
  7838. I'm still mad at you, but I
  7839. found Stevie and the truck.
  7840.  
  7841. 1748
  7842. 01:23:11,584 --> 01:23:13,583
  7843. I don't know how long
  7844. she'll be there.
  7845.  
  7846. 1749
  7847. 01:23:13,585 --> 01:23:17,255
  7848. I have to get to
  7849. Winchella to help those kids.
  7850.  
  7851. 1750
  7852. 01:23:17,257 --> 01:23:19,256
  7853. Look, I screwed up.
  7854.  
  7855. 1751
  7856. 01:23:19,258 --> 01:23:21,859
  7857. I told them not to do
  7858. their stupid dance.
  7859.  
  7860. 1752
  7861. 01:23:21,861 --> 01:23:23,760
  7862. But I was wrong.
  7863.  
  7864. 1753
  7865. 01:23:23,762 --> 01:23:25,796
  7866. Well, I'm just letting you know
  7867. that this may be
  7868.  
  7869. 1754
  7870. 01:23:25,798 --> 01:23:27,532
  7871. your last chance to reverse
  7872. whatever this is,
  7873.  
  7874. 1755
  7875. 01:23:27,534 --> 01:23:29,699
  7876. or you'll be living
  7877. that preteen life forever.
  7878.  
  7879. 1756
  7880. 01:23:29,701 --> 01:23:31,769
  7881. So, do what you got to do.
  7882.  
  7883. 1757
  7884. 01:23:31,771 --> 01:23:33,403
  7885. You're right.
  7886.  
  7887. 1758
  7888. 01:23:47,754 --> 01:23:51,488
  7889. Who's got that
  7890. Winchella spirit?
  7891.  
  7892. 1759
  7893. 01:23:53,493 --> 01:23:55,294
  7894. - Yeah!
  7895. - Come on!
  7896.  
  7897. 1760
  7898. 01:23:56,562 --> 01:23:57,897
  7899. Guys.
  7900.  
  7901. 1761
  7902. 01:23:59,298 --> 01:24:01,265
  7903. You guys have to perform
  7904. tonight.
  7905.  
  7906. 1762
  7907. 01:24:01,267 --> 01:24:03,801
  7908. B-But you said that was
  7909. s-social suicide.
  7910.  
  7911. 1763
  7912. 01:24:03,803 --> 01:24:05,202
  7913. Look, I'm not gonna lie...
  7914.  
  7915. 1764
  7916. 01:24:05,204 --> 01:24:06,836
  7917. you guys could go
  7918. to the hospital
  7919.  
  7920. 1765
  7921. 01:24:06,838 --> 01:24:09,840
  7922. if you guys go on that stage,
  7923. but that shouldn't stop you.
  7924.  
  7925. 1766
  7926. 01:24:09,842 --> 01:24:12,376
  7927. What? N-No.
  7928.  
  7929. 1767
  7930. 01:24:12,378 --> 01:24:14,811
  7931. That should definitely
  7932. s-stop-stop us.
  7933.  
  7934. 1768
  7935. 01:24:14,813 --> 01:24:17,247
  7936. You guys may be too young
  7937. to understand this,
  7938.  
  7939. 1769
  7940. 01:24:17,249 --> 01:24:19,550
  7941. but I bailed
  7942. on being my true self
  7943.  
  7944. 1770
  7945. 01:24:19,552 --> 01:24:22,420
  7946. because people told me
  7947. I didn't count or fit in.
  7948.  
  7949. 1771
  7950. 01:24:22,422 --> 01:24:25,890
  7951. You're only like six months
  7952. older than us, Jordan.
  7953.  
  7954. 1772
  7955. 01:24:25,892 --> 01:24:27,491
  7956. Everyone thinks
  7957. you have to grow up
  7958.  
  7959. 1773
  7960. 01:24:27,493 --> 01:24:29,560
  7961. to figure out who you are,
  7962. but they're wrong.
  7963.  
  7964. 1774
  7965. 01:24:29,562 --> 01:24:31,662
  7966. When we're kids,
  7967. we know who we are.
  7968.  
  7969. 1775
  7970. 01:24:31,664 --> 01:24:34,631
  7971. It's just the world
  7972. that beats it out of us.
  7973.  
  7974. 1776
  7975. 01:24:34,633 --> 01:24:35,800
  7976. So, with that being said,
  7977.  
  7978. 1777
  7979. 01:24:35,802 --> 01:24:37,335
  7980. you guys should
  7981. perform the dance
  7982.  
  7983. 1778
  7984. 01:24:37,337 --> 01:24:38,839
  7985. that you guys worked
  7986. so hard on.
  7987.  
  7988. 1779
  7989. 01:24:40,606 --> 01:24:42,640
  7990. Come on, guys.
  7991. What do you say?
  7992.  
  7993. 1780
  7994. 01:24:42,642 --> 01:24:44,875
  7995. No, uh, we're-we're-we're good.
  7996.  
  7997. 1781
  7998. 01:24:44,877 --> 01:24:46,409
  7999. We're just chilling.
  8000.  
  8001. 1782
  8002. 01:24:46,411 --> 01:24:49,613
  8003. Yeah, we'll sit this one out.
  8004.  
  8005. 1783
  8006. 01:24:49,615 --> 01:24:51,582
  8007. It's Jasmine's world.
  8008.  
  8009. 1784
  8010. 01:24:51,584 --> 01:24:54,351
  8011. Who's got that
  8012. Winchella spirit?
  8013.  
  8014. 1785
  8015. 01:24:56,923 --> 01:24:59,657
  8016. I'll teach you guys there's
  8017. nothing to be afraid of.
  8018.  
  8019. 1786
  8020. 01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:00,890
  8021. What are you doing?
  8022.  
  8023. 1787
  8024. 01:25:07,734 --> 01:25:09,699
  8025. Get off the stage!
  8026.  
  8027. 1788
  8028. 01:25:09,701 --> 01:25:11,969
  8029. What's she doing over there?
  8030.  
  8031. 1789
  8032. 01:25:11,971 --> 01:25:15,605
  8033. - Move it, Sanders!
  8034. - Get off the stage!
  8035.  
  8036. 1790
  8037. 01:25:15,607 --> 01:25:17,375
  8038. Lame!
  8039.  
  8040. 1791
  8041. 01:25:17,377 --> 01:25:19,710
  8042. No, guys,
  8043. let's give her a chance.
  8044.  
  8045. 1792
  8046. 01:25:19,712 --> 01:25:21,511
  8047. See what she got.
  8048.  
  8049. 1793
  8050. 01:25:21,513 --> 01:25:22,947
  8051. Give her some music.
  8052.  
  8053. 1794
  8054. 01:25:22,949 --> 01:25:24,948
  8055. Yeah, let's see it.
  8056.  
  8057. 1795
  8058. 01:25:27,387 --> 01:25:28,952
  8059. Do something!
  8060.  
  8061. 1796
  8062. 01:25:28,954 --> 01:25:31,389
  8063. Oh, my God.
  8064.  
  8065. 1797
  8066. 01:25:45,637 --> 01:25:47,637
  8067. That's not cool.
  8068.  
  8069. 1798
  8070. 01:25:47,639 --> 01:25:50,643
  8071. - Get off the stage!
  8072. - Boring!
  8073.  
  8074. 1799
  8075. 01:26:06,325 --> 01:26:08,492
  8076. Yeah, get the running man.
  8077.  
  8078. 1800
  8079. 01:26:08,494 --> 01:26:10,560
  8080. Okay.
  8081.  
  8082. 1801
  8083. 01:26:14,100 --> 01:26:16,667
  8084. - Stanky leg!
  8085. - Yeah!
  8086.  
  8087. 1802
  8088. 01:26:24,944 --> 01:26:26,409
  8089. Get it, Sanders!
  8090.  
  8091. 1803
  8092. 01:26:40,526 --> 01:26:42,329
  8093. Oh!
  8094.  
  8095. 1804
  8096. 01:26:45,130 --> 01:26:46,333
  8097. Oh, no, Jordan!
  8098.  
  8099. 1805
  8100. 01:26:47,734 --> 01:26:49,734
  8101. Jordan, are you okay?
  8102.  
  8103. 1806
  8104. 01:26:49,736 --> 01:26:51,705
  8105. Jordan!
  8106.  
  8107. 1807
  8108. 01:26:55,074 --> 01:26:57,041
  8109. - Are you okay?
  8110. - I'm sorry, guys.
  8111.  
  8112. 1808
  8113. 01:26:57,043 --> 01:26:59,009
  8114. It's okay. You were great.
  8115.  
  8116. 1809
  8117. 01:26:59,011 --> 01:27:01,479
  8118. That was the nicest thing
  8119. anyone's ever done for us.
  8120.  
  8121. 1810
  8122. 01:27:01,481 --> 01:27:04,814
  8123. A-And the most
  8124. d-da-dan-dangerous.
  8125.  
  8126. 1811
  8127. 01:27:04,816 --> 01:27:07,150
  8128. Boo!
  8129.  
  8130. 1812
  8131. 01:27:07,152 --> 01:27:09,086
  8132. Go away!
  8133.  
  8134. 1813
  8135. 01:27:11,824 --> 01:27:13,593
  8136. Boo!
  8137.  
  8138. 1814
  8139. 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:16,527
  8140. What's he doing?
  8141.  
  8142. 1815
  8143. 01:27:17,730 --> 01:27:19,732
  8144. What are you doing?
  8145.  
  8146. 1816
  8147. 01:27:23,169 --> 01:27:27,037
  8148. ♪ And I am telling you ♪
  8149.  
  8150. 1817
  8151. 01:27:27,039 --> 01:27:30,174
  8152. ♪ I'm not going ♪
  8153.  
  8154. 1818
  8155. 01:27:30,176 --> 01:27:33,711
  8156. ♪ I'm the best man
  8157. you'll never know ♪
  8158.  
  8159. 1819
  8160. 01:27:33,713 --> 01:27:38,416
  8161. ♪ There's no way
  8162. I can ever go ♪
  8163.  
  8164. 1820
  8165. 01:27:38,418 --> 01:27:41,484
  8166. ♪ No, no, no, no way ♪
  8167.  
  8168. 1821
  8169. 01:27:41,486 --> 01:27:43,186
  8170. ♪ No, no, no, no ♪
  8171.  
  8172. 1822
  8173. 01:27:43,188 --> 01:27:45,989
  8174. ♪ And you and you and you ♪
  8175.  
  8176. 1823
  8177. 01:27:45,991 --> 01:27:51,929
  8178. ♪ You're gonna love me ♪
  8179.  
  8180. 1824
  8181. 01:27:51,931 --> 01:27:54,864
  8182. ♪ You're gonna love me ♪
  8183.  
  8184. 1825
  8185. 01:27:54,866 --> 01:27:58,568
  8186. ♪ Oh... ♪
  8187.  
  8188. 1826
  8189. 01:27:58,570 --> 01:28:00,970
  8190. Hit it.
  8191.  
  8192. 1827
  8193. 01:28:00,972 --> 01:28:02,842
  8194. Let's go!
  8195.  
  8196. 1828
  8197. 01:28:13,218 --> 01:28:16,153
  8198. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
  8199.  
  8200. 1829
  8201. 01:28:18,490 --> 01:28:20,957
  8202. - Hey, oh!
  8203. - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
  8204.  
  8205. 1830
  8206. 01:28:20,959 --> 01:28:22,428
  8207. Hey, oh!
  8208.  
  8209. 1831
  8210. 01:28:24,463 --> 01:28:26,162
  8211. - Hey, oh!
  8212. - Okay.
  8213.  
  8214. 1832
  8215. 01:28:26,164 --> 01:28:30,801
  8216. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
  8217.  
  8218. 1833
  8219. 01:28:30,803 --> 01:28:33,203
  8220. Go! Go! Go!
  8221.  
  8222. 1834
  8223. 01:28:33,205 --> 01:28:36,140
  8224. Ooh... Hey!
  8225.  
  8226. 1835
  8227. 01:28:39,846 --> 01:28:41,177
  8228. Hey!
  8229.  
  8230. 1836
  8231. 01:28:41,179 --> 01:28:43,747
  8232. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
  8233.  
  8234. 1837
  8235. 01:28:43,749 --> 01:28:45,582
  8236. Hey! Hey!
  8237.  
  8238. 1838
  8239. 01:28:45,584 --> 01:28:49,720
  8240. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
  8241.  
  8242. 1839
  8243. 01:28:52,725 --> 01:28:56,096
  8244. Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh!
  8245.  
  8246. 1840
  8247. 01:28:57,629 --> 01:28:58,729
  8248. Hey, oh!
  8249.  
  8250. 1841
  8251. 01:28:58,731 --> 01:29:02,699
  8252. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh!
  8253.  
  8254. 1842
  8255. 01:29:02,701 --> 01:29:05,702
  8256. Hey! Hey! Hey!
  8257. Hey! Hey!
  8258.  
  8259. 1843
  8260. 01:29:05,704 --> 01:29:08,805
  8261. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
  8262.  
  8263. 1844
  8264. 01:29:08,807 --> 01:29:10,608
  8265. Hey! Hey!
  8266.  
  8267. 1845
  8268. 01:29:10,610 --> 01:29:13,676
  8269. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
  8270.  
  8271. 1846
  8272. 01:29:22,588 --> 01:29:24,622
  8273. I thought you weren't coming.
  8274.  
  8275. 1847
  8276. 01:29:24,624 --> 01:29:28,158
  8277. Well, I mean, I wasn't,
  8278. but a good friend of mine...
  8279.  
  8280. 1848
  8281. 01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,728
  8282. who I should really stop
  8283. being mean to...
  8284.  
  8285. 1849
  8286. 01:29:30,730 --> 01:29:32,028
  8287. helped me realize something.
  8288.  
  8289. 1850
  8290. 01:29:32,030 --> 01:29:34,198
  8291. Even if it means I have to be
  8292.  
  8293. 1851
  8294. 01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:37,835
  8295. a child for the rest
  8296. of my life.
  8297.  
  8298. 1852
  8299. 01:29:37,837 --> 01:29:40,938
  8300. I have no idea
  8301. what you're talking about.
  8302.  
  8303. 1853
  8304. 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,305
  8305. I do.
  8306.  
  8307. 1854
  8308. 01:29:42,307 --> 01:29:43,908
  8309. All right, sweetie. Time to go.
  8310.  
  8311. 1855
  8312. 01:29:43,910 --> 01:29:45,175
  8313. - Hey, Dad.
  8314. - Hey, Mom.
  8315.  
  8316. 1856
  8317. 01:29:45,177 --> 01:29:46,844
  8318. - We-we did it.
  8319. - Hey, you made it.
  8320.  
  8321. 1857
  8322. 01:29:46,846 --> 01:29:48,211
  8323. Did you see me? They loved it.
  8324.  
  8325. 1858
  8326. 01:29:48,213 --> 01:29:49,947
  8327. What are you doing here?
  8328.  
  8329. 1859
  8330. 01:29:49,949 --> 01:29:52,018
  8331. Being a friend.
  8332.  
  8333. 1860
  8334. 01:29:55,655 --> 01:29:58,956
  8335. You're the evil lady
  8336. from the office?
  8337.  
  8338. 1861
  8339. 01:29:58,958 --> 01:30:00,925
  8340. Well, um...
  8341.  
  8342. 1862
  8343. 01:30:00,927 --> 01:30:03,693
  8344. yes, but I've had
  8345.  
  8346. 1863
  8347. 01:30:03,695 --> 01:30:05,662
  8348. real emotional growth
  8349. in a few areas.
  8350.  
  8351. 1864
  8352. 01:30:05,664 --> 01:30:07,730
  8353. Just turn me back.
  8354.  
  8355. 1865
  8356. 01:30:07,732 --> 01:30:10,600
  8357. - Mm-hmm.
  8358. - Me?
  8359.  
  8360. 1866
  8361. 01:30:10,602 --> 01:30:12,735
  8362. Yep, that thing right there.
  8363. Just point that...
  8364.  
  8365. 1867
  8366. 01:30:12,737 --> 01:30:16,105
  8367. Yep.
  8368.  
  8369. 1868
  8370. 01:30:16,107 --> 01:30:18,007
  8371. Wait.
  8372.  
  8373. 1869
  8374. 01:30:18,009 --> 01:30:21,010
  8375. If I do, are you gonna
  8376. be all mean?
  8377.  
  8378. 1870
  8379. 01:30:21,012 --> 01:30:24,280
  8380. Didn't you just hear me say
  8381. I had emotional growth?!
  8382.  
  8383. 1871
  8384. 01:30:24,282 --> 01:30:25,748
  8385. Jesus.
  8386.  
  8387. 1872
  8388. 01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:28,217
  8389. I apologize for yelling.
  8390. That was mean.
  8391.  
  8392. 1873
  8393. 01:30:28,219 --> 01:30:31,020
  8394. I'll be nice.
  8395. Hurry up and do it.
  8396.  
  8397. 1874
  8398. 01:30:31,022 --> 01:30:32,756
  8399. Okay.
  8400.  
  8401. 1875
  8402. 01:30:32,758 --> 01:30:36,763
  8403. I wish you were all grown-up.
  8404.  
  8405. 1876
  8406. 01:30:43,369 --> 01:30:45,336
  8407. - Uh-oh.
  8408. - Just...
  8409.  
  8410. 1877
  8411. 01:30:45,338 --> 01:30:47,171
  8412. give it to me.
  8413.  
  8414. 1878
  8415. 01:30:47,173 --> 01:30:49,840
  8416. Okay.
  8417.  
  8418. 1879
  8419. 01:30:49,842 --> 01:30:52,212
  8420. Turn me back.
  8421.  
  8422. 1880
  8423. 01:30:54,079 --> 01:30:55,778
  8424. Big Jordan.
  8425.  
  8426. 1881
  8427. 01:30:55,780 --> 01:30:58,916
  8428. Grown-ass Jordan.
  8429.  
  8430. 1882
  8431. 01:30:58,918 --> 01:31:00,850
  8432. Come on.
  8433.  
  8434. 1883
  8435. 01:31:00,852 --> 01:31:02,219
  8436. Come on. I really need this.
  8437.  
  8438. 1884
  8439. 01:31:02,221 --> 01:31:03,854
  8440. - Come on.
  8441. - Uh-uh, girl.
  8442.  
  8443. 1885
  8444. 01:31:03,856 --> 01:31:05,355
  8445. - That's not how you do it.
  8446. - Well, how do you know?
  8447.  
  8448. 1886
  8449. 01:31:05,357 --> 01:31:06,790
  8450. You didn't even know
  8451. you did it.
  8452.  
  8453. 1887
  8454. 01:31:06,792 --> 01:31:09,696
  8455. Give me my wand!
  8456.  
  8457. 1888
  8458. 01:31:11,062 --> 01:31:14,898
  8459. - I wish you were a marshmallow.
  8460. - What?
  8461.  
  8462. 1889
  8463. 01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:18,902
  8464. I wish you were chocolate cake.
  8465.  
  8466. 1890
  8467. 01:31:18,904 --> 01:31:22,006
  8468. Man!
  8469.  
  8470. 1891
  8471. 01:31:22,008 --> 01:31:24,408
  8472. She tried to turn those
  8473. white people into marshmallows.
  8474.  
  8475. 1892
  8476. 01:31:24,410 --> 01:31:26,777
  8477. I wish you were
  8478. sweet potato pie.
  8479.  
  8480. 1893
  8481. 01:31:26,779 --> 01:31:29,712
  8482. That was black girl tragic.
  8483.  
  8484. 1894
  8485. 01:31:41,893 --> 01:31:45,028
  8486. So, um, I've decided
  8487. to come clean with everyone
  8488.  
  8489. 1895
  8490. 01:31:45,030 --> 01:31:48,732
  8491. about whatever happened to me,
  8492. because this isn't changing.
  8493.  
  8494. 1896
  8495. 01:31:48,734 --> 01:31:52,101
  8496. Are you sure?
  8497.  
  8498. 1897
  8499. 01:31:52,103 --> 01:31:54,938
  8500. I hid this little girl in me
  8501. for so long.
  8502.  
  8503. 1898
  8504. 01:31:54,940 --> 01:31:57,207
  8505. Trying to be someone I'm not.
  8506.  
  8507. 1899
  8508. 01:31:57,209 --> 01:32:00,344
  8509. But no more.
  8510.  
  8511. 1900
  8512. 01:32:00,346 --> 01:32:02,281
  8513. This is me.
  8514.  
  8515. 1901
  8516. 01:32:05,450 --> 01:32:07,451
  8517. Hey, so I, uh...
  8518.  
  8519. 1902
  8520. 01:32:07,453 --> 01:32:09,952
  8521. I looked at your app.
  8522.  
  8523. 1903
  8524. 01:32:09,954 --> 01:32:11,954
  8525. It's good.
  8526.  
  8527. 1904
  8528. 01:32:11,956 --> 01:32:14,361
  8529. - Really?
  8530. - No.
  8531.  
  8532. 1905
  8533. 01:32:17,429 --> 01:32:19,430
  8534. The truth is...
  8535.  
  8536. 1906
  8537. 01:32:19,432 --> 01:32:21,098
  8538. it's really great.
  8539.  
  8540. 1907
  8541. 01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:24,768
  8542. I just got jealous.
  8543.  
  8544. 1908
  8545. 01:32:24,770 --> 01:32:28,706
  8546. I thought you were trying to
  8547. steal my thunder or something.
  8548.  
  8549. 1909
  8550. 01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:30,306
  8551. But it was petty of me.
  8552.  
  8553. 1910
  8554. 01:32:30,308 --> 01:32:32,042
  8555. - Yeah, it was.
  8556. - It was small.
  8557.  
  8558. 1911
  8559. 01:32:32,044 --> 01:32:33,213
  8560. Very small.
  8561.  
  8562. 1912
  8563. 01:32:34,312 --> 01:32:37,915
  8564. I'm s... s...
  8565.  
  8566. 1913
  8567. 01:32:37,917 --> 01:32:39,852
  8568. sorry.
  8569.  
  8570. 1914
  8571. 01:32:43,254 --> 01:32:45,389
  8572. What?
  8573.  
  8574. 1915
  8575. 01:32:45,391 --> 01:32:49,426
  8576. I've just never heard you
  8577. say those words before.
  8578.  
  8579. 1916
  8580. 01:32:49,428 --> 01:32:51,364
  8581. Thank you.
  8582.  
  8583. 1917
  8584. 01:32:54,299 --> 01:32:57,801
  8585. You're really talented, April.
  8586.  
  8587. 1918
  8588. 01:32:57,803 --> 01:32:59,739
  8589. I mean it.
  8590.  
  8591. 1919
  8592. 01:33:02,407 --> 01:33:04,908
  8593. You were right.
  8594.  
  8595. 1920
  8596. 01:33:04,910 --> 01:33:07,778
  8597. I was trying to take my shot.
  8598.  
  8599. 1921
  8600. 01:33:07,780 --> 01:33:10,480
  8601. With Connor.
  8602.  
  8603. 1922
  8604. 01:33:10,482 --> 01:33:13,317
  8605. But I wasn't trying to stab you
  8606. in the back or anything.
  8607.  
  8608. 1923
  8609. 01:33:13,319 --> 01:33:16,455
  8610. I just... wanted to get mine.
  8611.  
  8612. 1924
  8613. 01:33:18,022 --> 01:33:19,890
  8614. Well, good for you.
  8615.  
  8616. 1925
  8617. 01:33:19,892 --> 01:33:21,361
  8618. That means you're ready.
  8619.  
  8620. 1926
  8621. 01:33:22,895 --> 01:33:24,894
  8622. So I got this?
  8623.  
  8624. 1927
  8625. 01:33:24,896 --> 01:33:26,130
  8626. Are you asking,
  8627. or are you telling?
  8628.  
  8629. 1928
  8630. 01:33:26,132 --> 01:33:28,131
  8631. No, I got this. I got it.
  8632.  
  8633. 1929
  8634. 01:33:31,837 --> 01:33:34,537
  8635. And you know I have
  8636. your back, right?
  8637.  
  8638. 1930
  8639. 01:33:34,539 --> 01:33:37,274
  8640. 'Cause I know how much
  8641. winning means to you.
  8642.  
  8643. 1931
  8644. 01:33:37,276 --> 01:33:39,510
  8645. But I've been winning
  8646. the wrong way.
  8647.  
  8648. 1932
  8649. 01:33:39,512 --> 01:33:42,378
  8650. I realize that I wasn't
  8651. letting people be themselves
  8652.  
  8653. 1933
  8654. 01:33:42,380 --> 01:33:44,150
  8655. because I never
  8656. accepted myself.
  8657.  
  8658. 1934
  8659. 01:33:46,485 --> 01:33:49,723
  8660. Now I know that I can win
  8661. and still be me.
  8662.  
  8663. 1935
  8664. 01:33:51,790 --> 01:33:54,158
  8665. So go and pitch your idea
  8666. tomorrow.
  8667.  
  8668. 1936
  8669. 01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:55,859
  8670. Without you?
  8671.  
  8672. 1937
  8673. 01:33:57,362 --> 01:34:00,229
  8674. When you win,
  8675. my whole company wins.
  8676.  
  8677. 1938
  8678. 01:34:02,168 --> 01:34:04,400
  8679. And also...
  8680.  
  8681. 1939
  8682. 01:34:04,402 --> 01:34:07,237
  8683. you're a really good friend.
  8684.  
  8685. 1940
  8686. 01:34:07,239 --> 01:34:09,872
  8687. Honestly, my first.
  8688.  
  8689. 1941
  8690. 01:34:09,874 --> 01:34:12,542
  8691. So that's why
  8692. you're so bad at it.
  8693.  
  8694. 1942
  8695. 01:34:16,514 --> 01:34:19,882
  8696. Come here with
  8697. your cute little self.
  8698.  
  8699. 1943
  8700. 01:34:19,884 --> 01:34:22,452
  8701. - Okay.
  8702. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
  8703.  
  8704. 1944
  8705. 01:34:22,454 --> 01:34:25,122
  8706. You're adorable.
  8707.  
  8708. 1945
  8709. 01:34:35,066 --> 01:34:37,134
  8710. Morning inspiration.
  8711.  
  8712. 1946
  8713. 01:34:37,136 --> 01:34:39,302
  8714. Even if you press
  8715. the snooze button,
  8716.  
  8717. 1947
  8718. 01:34:39,304 --> 01:34:41,537
  8719. it's never too late
  8720. to become the person
  8721.  
  8722. 1948
  8723. 01:34:41,539 --> 01:34:43,506
  8724. you've always wanted to be.
  8725.  
  8726. 1949
  8727. 01:34:43,508 --> 01:34:45,908
  8728. Wake up, Jordan.
  8729.  
  8730. 1950
  8731. 01:35:08,868 --> 01:35:10,402
  8732. Uh...
  8733.  
  8734. 1951
  8735. 01:35:20,612 --> 01:35:23,247
  8736. I'm back! I'm back!
  8737.  
  8738. 1952
  8739. 01:35:23,249 --> 01:35:25,114
  8740. I'm back!
  8741.  
  8742. 1953
  8743. 01:35:25,116 --> 01:35:27,317
  8744. I'm back!
  8745.  
  8746. 1954
  8747. 01:35:27,319 --> 01:35:29,418
  8748. I'm back!
  8749.  
  8750. 1955
  8751. 01:35:29,420 --> 01:35:31,921
  8752. I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
  8753.  
  8754. 1956
  8755. 01:35:33,191 --> 01:35:35,893
  8756. I love you! I love you!
  8757.  
  8758. 1957
  8759. 01:35:35,895 --> 01:35:37,360
  8760. I'm never leaving you again!
  8761.  
  8762. 1958
  8763. 01:35:41,967 --> 01:35:44,033
  8764. Oh, God. Oh, God.
  8765.  
  8766. 1959
  8767. 01:35:44,035 --> 01:35:47,037
  8768. Here I come! I'm back!
  8769.  
  8770. 1960
  8771. 01:35:55,114 --> 01:35:56,146
  8772. Connor, thank you again.
  8773.  
  8774. 1961
  8775. 01:35:56,148 --> 01:35:58,047
  8776. We are so excited
  8777. to pitch this idea for you.
  8778.  
  8779. 1962
  8780. 01:35:58,049 --> 01:36:00,350
  8781. - We've been working hard. It's...
  8782. - Oh.
  8783.  
  8784. 1963
  8785. 01:36:00,352 --> 01:36:02,685
  8786. Jordan Sanders sighting, folks.
  8787.  
  8788. 1964
  8789. 01:36:02,687 --> 01:36:05,322
  8790. Connor.
  8791.  
  8792. 1965
  8793. 01:36:05,324 --> 01:36:07,390
  8794. Well, you know
  8795. I wouldn't let you down.
  8796.  
  8797. 1966
  8798. 01:36:07,392 --> 01:36:09,659
  8799. Jordan, you're big. Ba-Back.
  8800.  
  8801. 1967
  8802. 01:36:09,661 --> 01:36:11,094
  8803. - You're back.
  8804. - Oh, she's...
  8805.  
  8806. 1968
  8807. 01:36:11,096 --> 01:36:12,429
  8808. - Yep.
  8809. - She back.
  8810.  
  8811. 1969
  8812. 01:36:12,431 --> 01:36:14,331
  8813. I'm back.
  8814.  
  8815. 1970
  8816. 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:17,134
  8817. Thank you, Connor, so much
  8818. for just coming
  8819.  
  8820. 1971
  8821. 01:36:17,136 --> 01:36:19,302
  8822. and allowing us to share
  8823. this pitch with you today.
  8824.  
  8825. 1972
  8826. 01:36:19,304 --> 01:36:22,639
  8827. I mean, I personally...
  8828. I love it.
  8829.  
  8830. 1973
  8831. 01:36:22,641 --> 01:36:27,344
  8832. And, um, I love the person
  8833. responsible for it, so...
  8834.  
  8835. 1974
  8836. 01:36:27,346 --> 01:36:30,680
  8837. Please let me
  8838. reintroduce you to...
  8839.  
  8840. 1975
  8841. 01:36:30,682 --> 01:36:33,716
  8842. my colleague,
  8843. Ms. April Williams,
  8844.  
  8845. 1976
  8846. 01:36:33,718 --> 01:36:36,153
  8847. who'll be pitching
  8848. for you today.
  8849.  
  8850. 1977
  8851. 01:36:36,155 --> 01:36:39,389
  8852. She is the brains
  8853. behind DiscoverEyes.
  8854.  
  8855. 1978
  8856. 01:36:39,391 --> 01:36:43,560
  8857. Okay. I know I said
  8858. "fresh voices," but...
  8859.  
  8860. 1979
  8861. 01:36:43,562 --> 01:36:46,630
  8862. this whole thing
  8863. is your assistant's idea?
  8864.  
  8865. 1980
  8866. 01:36:46,632 --> 01:36:48,165
  8867. Yes.
  8868.  
  8869. 1981
  8870. 01:36:48,167 --> 01:36:50,367
  8871. - Yeah, it is.
  8872. - Yeah, it is.
  8873.  
  8874. 1982
  8875. 01:36:50,369 --> 01:36:55,671
  8876. It is, and you get ready to
  8877. have your khakis knocked off.
  8878.  
  8879. 1983
  8880. 01:36:55,673 --> 01:36:57,341
  8881. Uh...
  8882.  
  8883. 1984
  8884. 01:36:57,343 --> 01:36:59,710
  8885. I'm not wearing khakis.
  8886.  
  8887. 1985
  8888. 01:36:59,712 --> 01:37:02,144
  8889. Are you sure? I thought...
  8890. In my mind, you were.
  8891.  
  8892. 1986
  8893. 01:37:02,146 --> 01:37:04,514
  8894. You got this.
  8895.  
  8896. 1987
  8897. 01:37:07,553 --> 01:37:11,654
  8898. Remember the innocence and
  8899. the optimism of being a kid?
  8900.  
  8901. 1988
  8902. 01:37:11,656 --> 01:37:14,024
  8903. You were brave enough
  8904. to be yourself
  8905.  
  8906. 1989
  8907. 01:37:14,026 --> 01:37:16,126
  8908. and to do things your way.
  8909.  
  8910. 1990
  8911. 01:37:16,128 --> 01:37:18,427
  8912. You saw the possibilities,
  8913. the...
  8914.  
  8915. 1991
  8916. 01:37:18,429 --> 01:37:20,697
  8917. the wonder of the world
  8918. around you.
  8919.  
  8920. 1992
  8921. 01:37:20,699 --> 01:37:24,400
  8922. Before you grew up,
  8923. before the walls went up,
  8924.  
  8925. 1993
  8926. 01:37:24,402 --> 01:37:29,006
  8927. before somebody told you
  8928. the rules or where you fit in,
  8929.  
  8930. 1994
  8931. 01:37:29,008 --> 01:37:33,310
  8932. you were brave enough
  8933. to see the magic in you.
  8934.  
  8935. 1995
  8936. 01:37:33,312 --> 01:37:37,183
  8937. That is DiscoverEyes.
  8938.  
  8939. 1996
  8940. 01:37:38,784 --> 01:37:42,519
  8941. An app that transforms
  8942. the ordinary
  8943.  
  8944. 1997
  8945. 01:37:42,521 --> 01:37:44,720
  8946. into something extraordinary.
  8947.  
  8948. 1998
  8949. 01:37:44,722 --> 01:37:46,189
  8950. Because we're all
  8951. extraordinary.
  8952.  
  8953. 1999
  8954. 01:37:46,191 --> 01:37:48,294
  8955. - We just have to discover it.
  8956. - Pass.
  8957.  
  8958. 2000
  8959. 01:37:56,502 --> 01:37:59,202
  8960. We had a good run, Jordan.
  8961.  
  8962. 2001
  8963. 01:37:59,204 --> 01:38:00,537
  8964. You're gonna regret it.
  8965.  
  8966. 2002
  8967. 01:38:00,539 --> 01:38:02,141
  8968. We should probably go, guys.
  8969.  
  8970. 2003
  8971. 01:38:07,379 --> 01:38:09,048
  8972. Good try, April.
  8973.  
  8974. 2004
  8975. 01:38:15,053 --> 01:38:17,287
  8976. So I didn't got that.
  8977.  
  8978. 2005
  8979. 01:38:17,289 --> 01:38:19,523
  8980. - I blew it. I'm sorry.
  8981. - No.
  8982.  
  8983. 2006
  8984. 01:38:19,525 --> 01:38:21,824
  8985. No, no, no. April.
  8986. We can sell this.
  8987.  
  8988. 2007
  8989. 01:38:21,826 --> 01:38:23,627
  8990. Come on, you can't give up.
  8991.  
  8992. 2008
  8993. 01:38:23,629 --> 01:38:25,461
  8994. I'm not.
  8995.  
  8996. 2009
  8997. 01:38:25,463 --> 01:38:28,467
  8998. I'm gonna schedule
  8999. 16 more pitches.
  9000.  
  9001. 2010
  9002. 01:38:29,735 --> 01:38:31,268
  9003. There it is.
  9004.  
  9005. 2011
  9006. 01:38:31,270 --> 01:38:33,537
  9007. That's my girl.
  9008.  
  9009. 2012
  9010. 01:38:33,539 --> 01:38:35,137
  9011. Oh.
  9012.  
  9013. 2013
  9014. 01:38:35,139 --> 01:38:36,540
  9015. M-My purse?
  9016.  
  9017. 2014
  9018. 01:38:36,542 --> 01:38:38,507
  9019. Yeah, it's...
  9020. your purse is right there.
  9021.  
  9022. 2015
  9023. 01:38:38,509 --> 01:38:40,476
  9024. Are you gonna...?
  9025.  
  9026. 2016
  9027. 01:38:40,478 --> 01:38:42,244
  9028. - Hmm?
  9029. - You're not...
  9030.  
  9031. 2017
  9032. 01:38:42,246 --> 01:38:44,680
  9033. - You got to...
  9034. - No, you big.
  9035.  
  9036. 2018
  9037. 01:38:44,682 --> 01:38:46,750
  9038. You big. You're back.
  9039.  
  9040. 2019
  9041. 01:38:48,754 --> 01:38:51,157
  9042. I'm back.
  9043.  
  9044. 2020
  9045. 01:38:54,759 --> 01:38:56,792
  9046. Mm, mm, mm.
  9047.  
  9048. 2021
  9049. 01:38:56,794 --> 01:38:58,662
  9050. Morning.
  9051.  
  9052. 2022
  9053. 01:38:58,664 --> 01:39:00,600
  9054. One second.
  9055.  
  9056. 2023
  9057. 01:39:04,169 --> 01:39:05,734
  9058. I said good morning, woman.
  9059.  
  9060. 2024
  9061. 01:39:05,736 --> 01:39:08,104
  9062. When I say good morning,
  9063. you say good morning back.
  9064.  
  9065. 2025
  9066. 01:39:08,106 --> 01:39:09,372
  9067. Mm.
  9068.  
  9069. 2026
  9070. 01:39:09,374 --> 01:39:11,511
  9071. - Good morning.
  9072. - Mm-hmm.
  9073.  
  9074. 2027
  9075. 01:39:13,812 --> 01:39:16,179
  9076. We're screwed.
  9077. It's over.
  9078.  
  9079. 2028
  9080. 01:39:16,181 --> 01:39:18,280
  9081. I tried.
  9082. We all tried.
  9083.  
  9084. 2029
  9085. 01:39:18,282 --> 01:39:20,417
  9086. DiscoverEyes is not happening.
  9087.  
  9088. 2030
  9089. 01:39:20,419 --> 01:39:22,685
  9090. - Everybody, outside!
  9091. - Oh, God.
  9092.  
  9093. 2031
  9094. 01:39:22,687 --> 01:39:25,421
  9095. Now!
  9096.  
  9097. 2032
  9098. 01:39:25,423 --> 01:39:28,524
  9099. Oh. Better bring my Xanax.
  9100.  
  9101. 2033
  9102. 01:39:28,526 --> 01:39:31,694
  9103. Closer. Closer!
  9104.  
  9105. 2034
  9106. 01:39:31,696 --> 01:39:34,230
  9107. Don't be scared. Come in close.
  9108.  
  9109. 2035
  9110. 01:39:34,232 --> 01:39:35,498
  9111. Okay.
  9112.  
  9113. 2036
  9114. 01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:38,135
  9115. JSI?
  9116.  
  9117. 2037
  9118. 01:39:40,873 --> 01:39:44,541
  9119. Well, we've reached the end
  9120. of a long,
  9121.  
  9122. 2038
  9123. 01:39:44,543 --> 01:39:46,408
  9124. humiliating,
  9125.  
  9126. 2039
  9127. 01:39:46,410 --> 01:39:51,314
  9128. self-esteem-crushing
  9129. road of noes.
  9130.  
  9131. 2040
  9132. 01:39:51,316 --> 01:39:53,283
  9133. No! No, no, no, no!
  9134.  
  9135. 2041
  9136. 01:39:53,285 --> 01:39:55,152
  9137. No, no! No, no!
  9138.  
  9139. 2042
  9140. 01:39:55,154 --> 01:39:57,520
  9141. No, no, no, no, no,
  9142. no, no, no!
  9143.  
  9144. 2043
  9145. 01:39:57,522 --> 01:39:59,355
  9146. ♪ No, no, no ♪
  9147.  
  9148. 2044
  9149. 01:39:59,357 --> 01:40:02,427
  9150. ♪ No, no. ♪
  9151.  
  9152. 2045
  9153. 01:40:04,530 --> 01:40:08,198
  9154. But as a wise person once said,
  9155.  
  9156. 2046
  9157. 01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:10,567
  9158. all it takes is one yes.
  9159.  
  9160. 2047
  9161. 01:40:10,569 --> 01:40:14,304
  9162. So please take your little
  9163. exhausted hands,
  9164.  
  9165. 2048
  9166. 01:40:14,306 --> 01:40:18,440
  9167. and put 'em together
  9168. so we can congratulate April,
  9169.  
  9170. 2049
  9171. 01:40:18,442 --> 01:40:22,244
  9172. who has officially sold
  9173. DiscoverEyes!
  9174.  
  9175. 2050
  9176. 01:40:22,246 --> 01:40:24,780
  9177. - What? Oh, my God.
  9178. - What?
  9179.  
  9180. 2051
  9181. 01:40:24,782 --> 01:40:29,385
  9182. She did it!
  9183. And that's not all.
  9184.  
  9185. 2052
  9186. 01:40:29,387 --> 01:40:33,189
  9187. It is officially the
  9188. biggest deal in JSI history.
  9189.  
  9190. 2053
  9191. 01:40:33,191 --> 01:40:34,491
  9192. We are rich!
  9193.  
  9194. 2054
  9195. 01:40:37,495 --> 01:40:39,828
  9196. - Oh, my God!
  9197. - Yeah!
  9198.  
  9199. 2055
  9200. 01:40:39,830 --> 01:40:43,867
  9201. A new day is dawning at JSI.
  9202.  
  9203. 2056
  9204. 01:40:43,869 --> 01:40:46,403
  9205. And it's not just about me.
  9206.  
  9207. 2057
  9208. 01:40:46,405 --> 01:40:48,238
  9209. It is about us.
  9210.  
  9211. 2058
  9212. 01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:50,873
  9213. With that in mind, please...
  9214.  
  9215. 2059
  9216. 01:40:52,544 --> 01:40:55,845
  9217. ...let me introduce to you
  9218.  
  9219. 2060
  9220. 01:40:55,847 --> 01:40:59,815
  9221. JSI and Associates!
  9222.  
  9223. 2061
  9224. 01:41:02,553 --> 01:41:06,456
  9225. - Step right up, associate April Williams.
  9226. - Oh, that is...
  9227.  
  9228. 2062
  9229. 01:41:06,458 --> 01:41:07,756
  9230. Thank you.
  9231.  
  9232. 2063
  9233. 01:41:09,393 --> 01:41:11,760
  9234. I need a magnifying glass
  9235. to see it, but okay.
  9236.  
  9237. 2064
  9238. 01:41:11,762 --> 01:41:13,462
  9239. Nah, if you, like...
  9240. if you just, like,
  9241.  
  9242. 2065
  9243. 01:41:13,464 --> 01:41:14,997
  9244. look right...
  9245. like, if you get this close...
  9246.  
  9247. 2066
  9248. 01:41:14,999 --> 01:41:16,699
  9249. like, if you put
  9250. your forehead on it,
  9251.  
  9252. 2067
  9253. 01:41:16,701 --> 01:41:19,269
  9254. you can see all of
  9255. "and Associates." That's...
  9256.  
  9257. 2068
  9258. 01:41:19,271 --> 01:41:21,304
  9259. - That's nice.
  9260. - Yeah. That's us now, guys.
  9261.  
  9262. 2069
  9263. 01:41:21,306 --> 01:41:23,239
  9264. - Ooh.
  9265. - We're a team.
  9266.  
  9267. 2070
  9268. 01:41:23,241 --> 01:41:25,408
  9269. And I am so proud of you, April!
  9270.  
  9271. 2071
  9272. 01:41:25,410 --> 01:41:26,576
  9273. Thank you.
  9274. Y-You know, I'm right here,
  9275.  
  9276. 2072
  9277. 01:41:26,578 --> 01:41:27,911
  9278. so you don't have to use that.
  9279.  
  9280. 2073
  9281. 01:41:27,913 --> 01:41:30,846
  9282. Okay,
  9283. if there's one thing I know,
  9284.  
  9285. 2074
  9286. 01:41:30,848 --> 01:41:36,286
  9287. it's how JSI and Associates
  9288. like to celebrate.
  9289.  
  9290. 2075
  9291. 01:41:36,288 --> 01:41:38,488
  9292. Carbs!
  9293.  
  9294. 2076
  9295. 01:41:44,295 --> 01:41:47,264
  9296. You get a doughnut!
  9297. You get a doughnut!
  9298.  
  9299. 2077
  9300. 01:41:47,266 --> 01:41:48,732
  9301. You get a doughnut!
  9302.  
  9303. 2078
  9304. 01:41:48,734 --> 01:41:51,600
  9305. - It's a doughnut.
  9306. - You get a doughnut!
  9307.  
  9308. 2079
  9309. 01:41:51,602 --> 01:41:53,802
  9310. You're incredible.
  9311.  
  9312. 2080
  9313. 01:41:53,804 --> 01:41:55,805
  9314. Congrats.
  9315.  
  9316. 2081
  9317. 01:41:55,807 --> 01:41:57,774
  9318. You can't do that.
  9319. I'm a boss now.
  9320.  
  9321. 2082
  9322. 01:41:57,776 --> 01:41:59,275
  9323. What?
  9324.  
  9325. 2083
  9326. 01:41:59,277 --> 01:42:00,609
  9327. Just kidding.
  9328. You can get it.
  9329.  
  9330. 2084
  9331. 01:42:02,580 --> 01:42:04,680
  9332. - Oh, my gosh!
  9333. - Oh, no.
  9334.  
  9335. 2085
  9336. 01:42:04,682 --> 01:42:05,681
  9337. Guys!
  9338.  
  9339. 2086
  9340. 01:42:05,683 --> 01:42:08,051
  9341. What are you doing here?
  9342.  
  9343. 2087
  9344. 01:42:08,053 --> 01:42:10,686
  9345. I'm so happy to see you.
  9346.  
  9347. 2088
  9348. 01:42:10,688 --> 01:42:11,954
  9349. I brought these awesome kids
  9350. that you've
  9351.  
  9352. 2089
  9353. 01:42:11,956 --> 01:42:13,055
  9354. never, ever met before
  9355. from Windsor
  9356.  
  9357. 2090
  9358. 01:42:13,057 --> 01:42:15,358
  9359. to test out HomeGirl.
  9360.  
  9361. 2091
  9362. 01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:16,826
  9363. - Well, that's awesome.
  9364. - Yeah.
  9365.  
  9366. 2092
  9367. 01:42:16,828 --> 01:42:18,694
  9368. Thanks for coming, guys.
  9369.  
  9370. 2093
  9371. 01:42:18,696 --> 01:42:20,365
  9372. JSI!
  9373.  
  9374. 2094
  9375. 01:42:21,799 --> 01:42:23,433
  9376. Are y'all ready to party?
  9377.  
  9378. 2095
  9379. 01:42:25,370 --> 01:42:27,903
  9380. HomeGirl, I need a vibe!
  9381.  
  9382. 2096
  9383. 01:42:27,905 --> 01:42:30,506
  9384. HomeGirl playing JSI vibe.
  9385.  
  9386. 2097
  9387. 01:42:35,047 --> 01:42:37,413
  9388. Yes!
  9389.  
  9390. 2098
  9391. 01:42:37,415 --> 01:42:39,815
  9392. 'Ey!
  9393.  
  9394. 2099
  9395. 01:42:39,817 --> 01:42:41,685
  9396. Yeah.
  9397.  
  9398. 2100
  9399. 01:42:41,687 --> 01:42:42,952
  9400. 'Ey!
  9401.  
  9402. 2101
  9403. 01:42:42,954 --> 01:42:45,322
  9404. Uh-huh.
  9405.  
  9406. 2102
  9407. 01:42:48,060 --> 01:42:49,693
  9408. <i>So that's me now.</i>
  9409.  
  9410. 2103
  9411. 01:42:49,695 --> 01:42:52,662
  9412. <i>Jordan Sanders
  9413. and my best friend April.</i>
  9414.  
  9415. 2104
  9416. 01:42:52,664 --> 01:42:55,398
  9417. <i>Yeah, I've got a best friend.</i>
  9418.  
  9419. 2105
  9420. 01:42:55,400 --> 01:42:57,367
  9421. <i>And that's the story of how</i>
  9422.  
  9423. 2106
  9424. 01:42:57,369 --> 01:42:59,868
  9425. <i>the little girl in me
  9426. came back to show</i>
  9427.  
  9428. 2107
  9429. 01:42:59,870 --> 01:43:03,340
  9430. <i>that you can't let
  9431. anyone else define you.</i>
  9432.  
  9433. 2108
  9434. 01:43:03,342 --> 01:43:06,408
  9435. <i>Of course, there's always
  9436. gonna be people out there</i>
  9437.  
  9438. 2109
  9439. 01:43:06,410 --> 01:43:08,845
  9440. <i>who just don't want you
  9441. to live your best life.</i>
  9442.  
  9443. 2110
  9444. 01:43:08,847 --> 01:43:12,649
  9445. <i>The trick is
  9446. not becoming one of them.</i>
  9447.  
  9448. 2111
  9449. 01:44:46,814 --> 01:44:50,880
  9450. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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